Dear Microsoft,

Big D and I heard that you will be paying Jerry Seinfeld $10 million dollars to help promote your Windows Vista operating system. Well, we were quite disappointed that you did not come and see us instead. Why would you chose a washed-out comedian from the nineties when you could get two winners who know that everybody sucks but them. ( And Windows Vista, of course… Everybody Sucks but us and Windows Vista, if you pay us.) Below is a detailed analysis of why you should hire Big D and Big M for your Windows Vista campaign.

Mac vs PC. Thanks to Die Hard, we can finally put the age-old question to bed. John McLane settles the dispute..

PS: The image is copyrighted by whoever took them. Don?t sue me bitches.

Sure, they have really cool comercial and they claim to be really hip. But The Mac people didn’t convince me until I saw their latest commercail. No, not the one about the MacBook Air (Although it looks seriously cool…). I’m talking about this one…

Now, I own a mac
PS: The image above is credited to whoever [...]