Dear Microsoft,

Big D and I heard that you will be paying Jerry Seinfeld $10 million dollars to help promote your Windows Vista operating system. Well, we were quite disappointed that you did not come and see us instead. Why would you chose a washed-out comedian from the nineties when you could get two winners who know that everybody sucks but them. ( And Windows Vista, of course… Everybody Sucks but us and Windows Vista, if you pay us.) Below is a detailed analysis of why you should hire Big D and Big M for your Windows Vista campaign.