Microwave ovens are cool.? Anything that has the potential, in theory, to corrupt our DNA and turn us into fire snorting mutants or super-powered malevolents is cool.? In theory. But yesterday, my girlfriend showed me something truly cool (and remarkably practical) about microwave ovens.? I would have guessed that most of you already know this […]

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The Pats are about to face their toughest opponent

I’ve been watching the well-oiled machine that is the New England Patriots steamroll past every opponent that they have played so far. I think all of that will stop today when they face the Washington Redskins. I am convinced that they are about to face their toughest opponent in the Washington Redskins. Why am I […]

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“You Suck, You Dumb Bastard”

If you’re a football fan, you read a lot of articles between weekends.? If you’re not a football fan, you suck.? But I digress.? The fact is that we get 11 hours of sports cocaine every Sunday, followed by a quick hit on Monday evening.? The rest of the week is about coming down.? So we read the experts’ analysis, hoping to find a reason to believe our team(s) will win (or not suck excessively) during the next weekend’s binge.?

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Everybody Sucks

I remember when the Broncos would always win at home. I don’t remember any complaints about running up the score or excessive celebrations. And now look at them.? They think they’ve salvaged their season?? I don’t think so. I think they suck.? Bad. So does Roethlisberger. He might be considered adequate, playing for a team […]

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The Second Suckiest Team in the universe

So, I was feeling all sad and depressed about how sucky my 2007-2008 Eagles team were and how they were the suckiest team in the universe. Then I got an email that I would like to share with you. His rant was soooo funny that I’m posting it word-for-word. I now realize that although it […]

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The Suckiest Team In The Universe

After watching the 2007-2008 Philadelphia Eagles lose once again last night, I now think that they are the suckiest team in the universe.

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