So, the big news this week is that Marge Simpson will be the cover girl for the November 2009 issue of Playboy. Although many of you are shocked at this announcement, we are not! Our ESBU investigators have investigated Marge Simpson and we’ve realized that it was only a matter of time before Marge Simpson posed for Playboy. From her girl-on-girl kisses to her sexy poses for Maxim magazine.
The cover feature of Marge Simpson is tasteful – her naked body artfully concealed behind a chair with the back shaped like the Playboy bunny logo. According to Playboy and Simpsons creator Matt Groening, the pictures were shot by Homer, who thus shows an artistic side we never suspected. So everybody asks, what makes Marge Simpson so hot, well the Internet has the answer. Here is the best reason that we could find for why Marge Simpson is so hot:
“She’s every man’s ideal wife: curvy, wild-haired, and willing to accept a fat, balding, drunk loser as her knight in shining armor, till death—or Patty and Selma—do them part.”