Dear Beyonc? :
NOT COOL Beyonc?, NOT COOL. You should’ve at least told me this information face to face. Instead, I had to find out from People magazine like everybody else. I thought that we had something special. I thought that you agreed to leave Jay-Z for me. Granted that I am not as talented, rich or powerful as he is. But I had one thing on my side: I had love! I thought that love conquered all!
Beyonc?, I hope that this is just a really bad April Fools joke. Maybe you are mad at me for something stupid that I did. There’s all kinds of rumors out there on the Web that you will be getting married on April 4. I choose to ignore all these rumors and to once again play my special Song for you: Every Breath You take by The Police..