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Darth Vader’s Facebook Page

big M — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:13:03 +0000

A buddy of ours told us about a site that had the awesome idea of creating Darth Vader’s Facebook Page. It was so awesome that we decided to copy their page and add updates of our own Darth Vader Facebook Page. Check out the ESBU Darth Vader Facebook Page…

copied from Mauvais Oeil

More Reasons Why Facebook Sucks

big M — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 05:44:52 +0000

These terrible terrible facebook status are yet another evidence of why facebook continues to suck..

Kyle’s Sick day on Facebook

big M — Tue, 05 May 2009 16:11:19 +0000

Another reason why facebook sucks..

Another ruined facebook picture

big M — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:02:18 +0000

See if you can guess how this facebook picture got ruined …

You Suck Participated in the 2008 Summer Olympics

big M — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:28:04 +0000

A couple of weeks ago, we posted an article about the funniest facebook names. Well we forgot to mention our favorite name. The name belongs to a Korean Athelete and it contains our slogan. Check out the pic below:

Funniest Facebook names

big M — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:23:07 +0000

OK, I don’t really have a list. I just have one name: Fuc Kyou. That is the funniest Facebook name that I have ever heard. And there is more than one person with this name. OMG!

Check them out Here.

Facebook Ruins Rich Girl’s Sweet 16 Party

big M — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:28:51 +0000

When Jodie Marbella was having her sweet 16 birthday party, she made the mistake of announcing her party on Facebook. On her facebook page, Jodie wrote that her party was going to be the ‘party of the year. she gave her address and wrote: ‘Theres gone be a lot of alcohol and an amazing DJ.’

The result was 400 guests, most of them gatecrashers showing up at her mother’s million-dollar villa in Marbella, Spain. Jodie’s party finished with ?6,000 of missing jewellery, dozens of items thrown in the swimming pool and half her wardrobe stolen. As the party ran out of control, police were called to search anyone leaving the house for stolen valuables.

One partygoer, who said he had heard about the event from friends, said: ‘Somebody said we were allowed to wreck the house because the birthday girl’s parents were getting divorced.

‘There were kids behaving like gangsters from a rap video, throwing stuff around and smashing things. There were chairs, tables, even a TV in the pool.’

He said that when police arrived ‘people scarpered in all directions, but officers managed to pull people over and search their bags and pockets. But it was already too late and a lot was gone’.

As for Jodie, she wrote this on her Bedo page: ‘There’s so much damage and clothes stolen. A lot of broken doors. people cauight (sic) having sex.’ She also added : ‘I got punched by my mum for it and grounded until the summer. what a a BITCH!’

The Sexy Eye Chart

big M — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:35:42 +0000

We all know that Big D and I both hate Facebook with a passion. So, after writing the article on the Eye chart for Facebook users, I felt that I needed to find an eye chart for the rest of us regular guys. So here it is fellas, the sexy eye chart. It’s such a tease…

PS:The images of copyrighted by whoever took them. Don?t sue me bitches.

WTW? OMG – The facebook eye chart

big M — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:29:54 +0000

An eye chart for the facebook generation

PS:The images of copyrighted by whoever took them. Don?t sue me bitches.

Mood Badges for Monday

big M — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:34:18 +0000

It’s Monday…
Pick the mood badge that fits you best for today’s mood, print it, cut it out, and wear it proudly. Or better yet, use them for you Facebook profile picture.

PS: The images above are copyrighted by whoever owns them. Dont sue me, bitches