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Rihanna Bears it all for Esquire Magazine

big M — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 00:45:27 +0000

It’s been a while since we did one of our Rihanna Bears it all posts, so here we go… According to Esquire Magazine, Rihanna is the Sexiest Woman Alive!! Here are the pics of the photo shoot from Esquire Magazine.

The Top 5 Apple Commercials of All-Time

big M — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 02:54:53 +0000

Under the leadership of Steve Jobs, Apple has created some really amazing commercials that have inspired us and made us think. The following are the top 5 apple commercials of all-time

1984

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This is one of the most iconic TV commercials of all-time! It was a statement against corporations and conformation. The commercial only aired once during the 1984 Super Bowl and was directed by Ridley Scott. Since its original airing date, it has recieved 4 awards and is still considered one of the best ads of all-time

Think Different: The Crazy Ones

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This commercial is part of Apple’s Think Different campaign that originally aired in 1997. It features black-and-white images of some of the world’s most influential revolutionaries and innovators. Images of Albert Einstein, Mahatma Ghandi, Martin Luther King, John Lennon.

Mac vs PC

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This silly comercail campaign managed to convince a lot of people to “get a Mac”. It was funny, silly and smart at the same time and became an instant pop culture phenomenon with the classic lines: “I’m a MAC” and “I’m a PC”. It illustrated Mac users as young, hip and cool while PC users were old, boring and uncool. The commercials featured John Hodgman as the PC and Justin Long as the Mac. This commercial campaign helped sell many Mac products

1-2-3-4

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This commercial featured the sleek design of the new iPod Nano along with one of the catchiest songs of that year. Feist’s “1-2-3-4″ would later be known as the iPod Nano song. This commercial was simply genius because of its simplicity.

iPod

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This commercial campaign featured cool pics showing Apple’s classic white earphones on shadows in various colored backgrounds. The dancing shadows were cool gap-like commercials that were also printed on magazines and billboards. These commercials helped make the white earphones a classic Apple trademark and helped prove to the world that Apple was cool.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

big M — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 03:09:10 +0000

Osama Bin Laden’s Last Facebook Wall Post

big M — Fri, 06 May 2011 02:21:04 +0000

Pics of the white and black iPhone 4

big M — Thu, 05 May 2011 03:34:14 +0000

Now that the white iPhone 4 has been released by Apple, there are hundreds of sites comparing the black and white iPhone 4. Well, in order to make things easier for you, we are porviding side-by-side comparisons of the black and white iPhone 4. You’re welcome..

Skynet is Online!!! We’re All Gonna Die!!!

big M — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 02:21:04 +0000

Today is April 19 2011! According to the Terminator calendar, today is the day that Skynet goes online! We have 2 days to live because on April 21st, this Thursaday, Skynet is going to attack the humans! We’re all gonna die!!

The Radiation Dose Chart

big M — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 14:06:12 +0000

With everything going on in Japan, it’s important to realize just how much radiation we are constantly in contact with on a day-to-day basis. The following is a radiation doss chart provided by one of our readers. Click on the image for a more readable full-sized version.

Batman vs. Wikileaks

big M — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 17:16:42 +0000

This has to be the easiest detailed analysis that we have ever done. sigh..

The Worst R&B Album Cover of All-Time

big M — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 14:47:24 +0000

OK, I think that I have found the worst R&B album cover of all time! It’s from a group called the Rude Boys and the album is called Rude Awakening. The cover for this album has to be the Crappiest album cover of all-time! Check out the back cover:

The crappy 1990′s clothing, the flat tops, and their rude boy pose. I also love the dude with jumpsuit on the back cover.

Burger King’s 2500 calories Pizza Burger! I Want One!!!

big M — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 16:07:56 +0000

Burger King has just introduced the ‘Pizza Burger’, a 2,520-calorie covered in mozzarella, pepperoni and pesto and marinara sauce! This mega-burger/mega-pizza is only available at the Times Square Burger King Whopper Bar restaurant and costs $12.95. Jason Lam of Me So Hungry wrote: “I expected a small burger with tomato paste, but this was a huge burger the size of a small pizza. ‘…four flame-broiled WHOPPER® patties topped with pizza-lovers’ favorites – pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce and Tuscan pesto sauce – all on a 9 ½-inch sesame seed bun.’ It’s not bad. Tastes kinda like pizza, but also like a burger. The pesto herb sauce gives it a nice flavor. They should think of adding that sauce to the Whopper menu. Don’t know if it’ll work on a regular burger, but it’s sure tasty.”
I want one!