Batman vs Ironman, Who would win – A detailed analysis?

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So, there is an Ironman movie and a Batman movie coming out at about the same this summer. Both movies will be fighting it out for the top spot this summer. This got me thinking: who would win in a fight between Batman and Ironman. After much thought and careful analysis, the winner is clear: Batman. (Honestly, Batman kicks everybody’s ass! )

Now, before all of you hardcore fans start writing me hate-mail, I know that they are in two different universes. Batman is in the DC universe and Ironman is in the Marvel universe. Who cares! I just want to see them fight. So here is an article on who wins, based of course on a detailed analysis of many factors..

Money:

Batman: As Bruce Wayne, Batman owns Wayne Enterprises. Wayne Enterprises is a major private technology firm that makes billions in profits. Did I mention that Bruce Wayne has a butler?
Ironman: As Tony Stark, Ironman owns Stark Enterprises. Stark Enterprises makes weapons and sells them to people. Starks Enterprise is a struggling company that is public. He doesn’t even have a butler.
Winner: Batman. Tony Stark is the shareholders’ bitch. Bruce Wayne answers to no one. Batman is like Goolge. Ironman is like Lycos or AltaVista. In fact, Wayne Enterprises could buy Starks Enterprises without even causing a dent in Bruce Wayne’s pocket.

Origins:

Batman: as a child, Bruce Wayne watches his parents gunned down in a hail of bullets by a madman. In front of him!! Filled with rage and anger, he turns to bats and learns martial arts. He then proceeds to kick everybody’s ass! Good or Evil, he doesn’t care. Batman will kick your ass!
Ironman: Tony starks is a nerd that inherits his dad’s company. While in a warzone, He gets himself captured by the enemy and is almost killed. He then builds a suit to help him kick the ass of his captors. And he doesn’t even build the suit by himself….
Winner: Batman! rage and anger turning a human into a bat is too cool to ignore.

Equipments:

Batman: You name it, batman has invented it. He’s got hundreds of Batsuits and Batmobiles. Hell, he even has his own Iron Batsuit which is probably better than Ironman’s. Plus he’s got a kickass utility belt.
Ironman: As Iron Man, Tony Stark possesses a powered armor that gives him superhuman strength and durability, flight, and an array of weapons. Stark has developed several specialized Ironman suits for space travel, deep-sea diving, stealth and other situations.
Winner: Batman. He’s got the utility belt..

Lifestyle:

Batman: Bruce Wayne is a billionaire playboy. Evry girl wants to be with him and every guy wants to be him.
Ironman: Tony Stark is an alcoholic.
Winner: Bruce Wayne. He could steal your girlfriend. And you wouldn’t even be mad. You would be so happy that Bruce Wayne chose your girlfriend.

Intelligence:

Batman: Unlike the other superheroes, Batman uses his intellect, detective skills, science and technology to defeat his enemies. Rather than simply outfighting his opponents, Batman often uses cunning and planning to outwit them. Batman is physically at the peak of human ability in dozens of areas, notably martial arts, acrobatics, strength, and escape artistry. Intellectually, he is just as peerless.
Ironman: Ironman is a walking tank that pulverizes everything in his path.
Winner: Batman. Alhough a walking tank is really cool, being the peak of human ability is better…

Costume:

Batman: He’s got a friggin Bat on his chest!
Ironman: He’s got a friggin laser cannon on his chest.
Winner: They are both winners. We should combine both costumes to form a bat-shaped laser cannon.

Other Cool Factors:

Batman: He’s got the Bat-signal. When the cops need help, they call Batman
Ironman: There is no Iron-signal
Winner: Batman and the Bat-signal.

650 Comments

  1. SUP PEEPS. XD

    I just got done reading “bat man no mans land”. And do you know what I found out? bat man sucks.
    He got his ASS BEAT by some nobody named echo in the first 10 pages. I don’t see how He’s supposed to beat Tony effing Stark, when he can’t even fight some random girl.

    Someone earlier said that batfag could beat GOKU (the fuck?) in a fight. So I’m going to ask:

    How would batfag fight someone like OMEGA SHENRON, who has no morals, and could destroy the planet with a snap of his fingers. No fucking way he could fight Omega Shenron. No Fucking way he could even fight Spider Man! You people are in serious denial.

    P.S I see I have to remind you that batfag gets NO PREP. Even if he has prep, he’s screwed. But he doesn’t. So he’s more screwed.

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  2. Oh shut up John; First you said this is a street fight; now you said he can’t prep. What is ur idea of a street fight is ? oh yes a Street Fighter game. Lolz
    2nd That guy and you are both idiot; this is a comic, not manga so please bring those idiots out of here – how to kill Goku ? by the time he finish his stupid Gung-ho yelling anyone could kill him –
    3rd you Iron-man fans has no jack knowledge of Batman comic so you have no right to say anything; specially you John since you have no knowledge of all.

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  3. Darkseid- radion bullet shot back through time
    Supes- armoured suit without krytonite or just krytonite
    Solomn Grundy- he ripped his FUCKING HEART OUT!

    Without prep? Please, bats is always preped with stuff for escape so he can come back and kick someone’s ass in five minutes. Plus he has better equipment than stark and is MILES smarter than stark. Plus with best equipment he owns everyone who doesn’t have the power to blink him out of existence.
    Ironman v darkseid who would win?

    Also given prep he’d just get the ultimate nullifier to scare whomever he wants into submission, such as galactus or your stupid goku

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  4. How do you explain the fact that Deathstroke continually OWNS bat man.

    How do explain the fact that some RANDOM girl beat his ass in no mans land? Took him by surprise, punched him in the face, knocked his ass out.

    Answer my damned questions.

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  5. P.S Goku is too fucking POWERFUL for the ultimate nullifier. PLUS he can come back from the dead. And, how is batfag going to beat OMEGA SHENRON when SHENRON has no morals and can destroy the entire planet before batfag can blink.

    Also, you’re the biggest retard I know to have to be reminded again, the Ultimate Nulifier is FUCKING MARVEL YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! No way. No Fucking way, is batfag going to cross dimensional barriers and FIGHT the entire Marvel universe to get that weapon. I wish he would try.

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  6. Oh so we’re having a marvel vs DC battle but all equipment from either universe can’t be used? That’s just fucked ironman up. How about the GL ring then? Or the sinestro corps ring? Or the white lantern power ring? All three of them have infinite power. Plus the fantastic four or some other group I can’t remember the name of has the ultimate nullifier and their not exactly a challenge.
    Back to ironman v batman. Batman stomps. Stark can’t hit him if he tried and his air supply will run out a long time before bats tires, faceplate opens bats wins. Or as I said earlier an EMP would suffice. Or a batphone call to supes who would just punch a hole through Ironmans chest.

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  7. And with deathstroke it’s because he’s like deadpool on steroids fighting style wise and Barmans about equal. For example bats could own Spider-Man because the webs can be broken down by a chemical that his suit could be impregnated with plus the whole “spidey-sense” thing only is an advantage in a suprise attack, bats has reflexes and punching power equal to Spider-Man, he also has more fighting experience and in hand to hand could pretty much kick his ass because spidey just fights on instinct whereas bats will analyse his opponent to find weaknesses whilst fighting. Deadpool can own pretty much anything in the marvel universe due to reasons of a stupidly high healing factor. Deathstroke, being the character Marvel COPIED an renamed deadpool, does pretty much the same thing with a weakened healing factor and better skills. Pose this, venom v bats. Bats researches venom, uses sonic gun bats wins. Spider-Man v scarecrow, scarecrow uses fear gas on spidey, spidey goes insane and lives in arkham for the rest of his life.

    Another reason for joker being the best character ever. When scarecrow used his fear gas on him(to which noone is immune) it did not visually effect joker. This means one of three things.
    1. The joker is fearless
    2. The joker is afraid of everything so the gas made no change to his reality
    3. The gas did affect joker but he is the master of fear which means his deepest feats affect him so little that it does not show at all when faced with them.

    The joker is the best comic book character ever and you marvel twats know it.

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  8. @John: read again idiot, that is no random girl. Only an idiot would see that is some random girl. And do you event know who Deathstroke is. Seriouly, it’s like i try to explain transfection to a delivery boy. And please stop bringing your “Dragon’s balls” in here this is not a manga or i will think you are a weebo – that the most worthless manga that Japanese could ever created – . Also please explain to us again why a street fight that people can’t prepare or use whatever the other has ? Finally, Bats can’t cross dimension ? so Ironman can ? cause if neither them can’t i dont see how they can fight each other ?

    p/s” Marvel had used alot of DC characters over the years and ripped off sometimes: Capt America for example: the original name was “Super American”, similarity enhance speed strength healing – but much much weaker and no indestructable due to Law suit – and the shield to help him fight against gun cause frankly a common soldier no matter how fast or strong would die in a WW unless he is lucky or has something to hide behind.

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  9. Captain America and ironman are both rip offs of bats just with different abilities, stark has a bit of his money and intelligence and uses gadgets, plus Bruce Wayne and stark are pretty similar characters. Caps is basically bats minus 1 for everything, and minus about 50 for intelligence. Caps can lift 800lbs, bats can lift 1000. Bats has trained in loads of martial arts, caps has trained in a few, bats can dodge bullets, lasers and omega beams, caps hides behind a shield. Get the picture?
    Plus bats could probably kill deathstroke if he wanted to as we’ll as he could kill any other hero or villain he’s met. But he won’t unless he needs to, like what happened with darkseid. Thinking about darkseid, bats has met him three times to my knowledge. The first he outwitted him(a god), the second he dodged his unavoidable omega beams and thirdly he killed him, and so far he’s still dead. Supes couldn’t do that but bats did. I really don’t see if bats has taken on both supes and darkseid (who could flick stark out of his suit) why you’d honk ironman would win?

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  10. @Clown: i though Capt is Sup ripped off ? You know str, speed, healing factor – though much much much much weaker – and they gave him a shield so he could survive.

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  11. He has more of a supes mentallity but physically he’s very similar to bats. I suppose supes and bats were the two first big superheroes though, Capsicle being the third.

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  12. First, Tom your a retard. How many times do I have to tell you that emp doesn’t work? You stupid piece of shit.
    Fine. The girls name was “echo” she could read peoples minds, so what? She STILL beat batfags ass.

    Second, clown your an even bigger retard. The only reason you say not to bring manga in here is because you know batfag is a failure next to OMEGA SHENRON. And your just the type of asshole who thinks that everyone ripped off your superhero. Well, they didn’t. Oddly enough, not EVERY billionaire in comics has something to do with batfag. Nor does EVERY martial artist have to do with batfag.

    But back to the fight, if echo could take batfag by surprise, there is NO REASON IN THE WORLD why Iron Man couldn’t just laser the fucker. And the ONLY way you can think of batfag winning, is if he had a power ring or an ultimate nullifier or an infinity gauntlet.

    I don’t know if you people are trolling, or really just this stupid. I hope your trolling, but if your not…

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  13. Wow The shitty garbage think he is so smart.

    1st Emp work on EVERY electric devices; and ONLY an idiot would ONLY know 1 way to use it.

    2nd So you admit you are an IDIOT cause you only looked up for her after i said. She is trained she has the experience ; she can aim while you tin man is a noob has to depend on an A.I; so she can sneak up Bats, i would love to see a guy in a Tin suit with 2 Freaking rocket could sneak up on anyone. And again, please please go back to cave or hole cause it’s like you having a cave man’s brain, SHE CAN READ THOUGHT, do you think she can only use it to ear drop people ? There are various ways to use that ability like READ THE NEXT MOVE when fighting.

    3rd So Weebo; go to japan and suck up to them, and i doubt they let a retard to kiss their ass, THIS IS A FIGHT BETWEEN COMIC CHARACTERS – MARVEL AND DC – . And if your OMEGA SHENRON so powerful why he had to have a fist fight with those idiots ? Wow i’m so powerful and evil but i have no brain so instead of snap my finger i have a fist fight with them to let them kick my but.

    4th Let’s see Super man. The first super hero that had ever been made in the WORLD he is the SUPER MAN. Batman, The first super hero without and power that had ever been made in the WORLD. So ya all those others heroes come after them are rip off from them. And please; Capt’s original name is Super American -> first Marvel super hero is a RIP OFF from SUPER MAN.

    5th Please dont run away from our question so call “gangster family who has cousin had been to many street fight” . WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE CAN’T PREPARE IN A STREET FIGHT ?

    Finally; and again please please stop coming here without and knowledge at all. Cause talking to a no brain is annoying

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  14. Hmm bats can dodge lasers, so what shall we do? I KNOW! Lets fire a laser at him! Retard. -.-

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  15. Ways for bats to beat ironman:
    Hide and radio fox, fox hacks Jarvis, batman wins.
    Hide and wait for Ironmans air supply to run out, stark opens faceplate, batarang to the face
    Go to batcave, invent a weapon/device to beat ironman
    “. “, build an EMP
    ” “, get his GL/sinestro ring
    “. “, get acid to melt Ironmans face
    And my personal favourite:
    Phone silver age strength superman.

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  16. Iron Man FTW

    batfag SUCKS

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  17. Keep believing that. Just because batman could kick the entire marvel universes ass.

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  18. Who would win in a fight? Batman.
    But if one were to compare everything about them…well…we each have our own views. In everything else that does not include fighting, Ironman would win. Fighting? Batman, any time, any place, any opponent.
    If given enough time to prepare, Batman could beat Galactus.
    I think it was either Batman Beyond or Justice League that Batman was said to be the opposite of expendable.
    Ironman on the otherhand is expendable, he can easily be replaced with Mr Fantastic, or Val Richards intellect and gadget-wise.

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  19. Well said, his best role in the justice league though is thinking strategies from the sattalite base. He is much more useful there than on the ground because he makes everyone else better rather than just owning everyone. Imagine superman with the combat intelligence of bats, that’s what he does, like in batman beyond where he coordinates terry.

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  20. It’s in Justice league unlimited, in Batman Beyond time “Epilogue” ep; one of the league powerful foe “Amanda Waller” stated that ” The world need the Batman”, i dont remember anyone state that to Stark. Even though his best role is to coordinate team member, his paranoid nature lead to he would never trust his team to do what need to be done therefore he is often join in fighting. Terry is what i call similar case of Ironman; the only he has is the tech without any real experience; you can see how he struggle in fighting and when without the suit he can’t aim at all, Bruce act as Javis guiding Terry, etc……..

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  21. Apart from the fact Bruce is way better than Jarvis.

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  22. Jarvis is an actual Butler. (for those that don’t know). He’s like Alfred.

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  23. Ah, but does he have a amazing emotional moment like Alfred at the end of the dark knight rises?

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  24. Yes, though you’d have to find it in the comics.

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  25. But iron man comics are boring for the lack of good villains

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  26. Tony made himself a butler: A super computer that doesn’t cry. Tony made his armor and is making his own weapon. Alcoholic? The man was bored to death for lack of challenges. Ironman’s range is worlwide. Batman is citywide unless he prepares himself in advance. Intelligencewise? Tony handsdown. Yes, Bruce is a smart businessman, a cunning stratagem, a formidable detective and has vast scientific knowledge. But Tony is a genius whose expertise in the fields of mathematics, physics, chemistry, and computer science. He built a freakin’ miniature CERN for god sake. Hand to hand combat though, Bruce all the way. Suit vs suit would be Ironman, prepared or unprepared. A utility belt against a miniature arc reactor…come on.

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  27. Right, so you think stark is smarter than bats? Maybe in engineering but fox is better than stark at that anyway, all Bruce need is an EMP to take stark out plus stark will never hit bats with any weapon as hell just dodge everything or Starks targeting system won’t pick him up.

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  28. @Johny: Bruce is also a genius in those fields, he did get his – at least Master – in those fields at Harvard. If you think Bruce is least intelligent because he can’t build a suit ? He designed the Watch Tower with it’s weapon; he designed the Robot suit to fight against Bane, He designed the Batman Beyond suits. The reason why Tony suit is much better is because Bruce design his suit focus on neutralize his opponents not to kill. Now suit vs suit; you have to think about who is behind the suit, Einstein inside the most adv tank could never defeat Adolf Hitler.

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  29. EMP!
    Or a giant magnet. The magnet would be funnier though.

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  30. Have you seen ironman 3 trailer? It just looks like a rip off of batman begins!9

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  31. They want to make Ironman 3 ? after Ironman 2 ?

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  32. It’s out in April

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  33. Ok… i did see some elements of Batman begins in there. But i dont think it will be a success. The first 2 films were not worth the money they put in making the films.

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  34. I think one was unlucky to be released on the same year ad the dark knight but 2 was kinda crap

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  35. I’m a huge fan of both. let’s face it, if batman crossed iron man without having time to study him, he would lose hands down. he just doesnt have the capabilities of offenss or defense. but if he were to attack and manage to escape which he could, he would find a way to disable jarvis via hacking (as seen in the avengers movie) and he would be able to research more into the suits to modify his own suit and weapons or simply sabotage iron mans operations. he’s the master of psychology and fear. bat would figure something out in time. though you never know, stark is more intelligent and just as unpredictable.

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  36. Stark is no where near bats’ level of intelligence, plus we’ve been through the fact that stark can’t target bats, also bats just needs to get to the suit he uses to kick supes ass

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  37. Wait, Christian Bale Batman or Comics Batman? Cause Comics Batman would kick Iron-Man’s ass and Christian Bale Batman would get his ass handed to him.

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  38. Comics as we are intelligent people, so unlike these rouges that only go by the movies!

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  39. Then Batman wins due to having some highly dangerous gadgets, plans with backup plans, and backup plans with backup plans. Simple.

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  40. People would never know how smart powerful and dangerous the Bat Man is by the nolan movies.

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  41. Who’s stolen my name!

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  42. HA HA HA!!!!! What a buncha FANBOY IDIOTS!!!! TONY STARK TOTALLY OWNS BATMAN ON ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!!! I would go into along-winded tirade about how BADASS STARK is in his EXTREMIS ARMOR, but I’ll just let you CHUMPS go to http://www.ironmanarmory.com/Extremis_Armor.html and read it your damn self, because nothing BATMAN has in his arsenal can deal with that walkingcan of WHUP ASS right there……

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  43. How about the suit he uses to kick supes ass on a regular basis?

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  44. @Here something to you all Ironman fans. Ironman is smart, but he is not expert in investigate his enemy weakness. Therefore event with prepare time, Ironman can’t do anything. Example : How many times that his Hulk Buster or Thor Buster ever work ? Never cause he only know the strength of his enemy and build something to upgrade his defend and attack. However his enemy is not an idiot, they change their approach and Ironman special armor goes bye bye. He can’t come up anything right on the spot to deal with his enemy.

    Batman in the other hands can do all these. And if you want really strong armor, please try the Amazo suit. That is the truth one stop shopping suit. Batman can use it to deal with whatever Superpower being he want.

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  45. Also there’s the other useful crap he owns like the GL ring. Also comic book rule #1 Batman always wins.

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  46. Have you guys even watched the Justice League? Batman destroys everyone in it. he travels through space and made a ridiculous amount of things. All his comrades cant beat him. Superman? no. batman would get kryptonite and destroy him. Flash? glue gun. green lanterns? yellow powder. batman would develop an deflector against the rays iron man shoots out. not even that, batman would disable iron mans suit in the blink of an eye. batman also has these giant weapons. he got an invincible tank and aircrafts and others stuff that would destroy iron man. and honestly, i feel like iron is useless on the avengers

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  47. Compared to the JLA the avengers are useless. Hell one on one batman could kick the shit out of every one of them.

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  48. Agree. I mean what the heck with : “If we can’t save the earth, we make sure avenge it” . What with the loser thinking. JL will be : “We will save the Earth even if we have to make the ultimate sacrifice”

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  49. Yeah if it was the JLA instead of the the avengers superman would just go speed blitz and laser eyes and there would be no more army.

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  50. Oh by the way. Death Battle just calculate Superman feat and power. Watch to known http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyl97TG8jbA

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  51. Fuck deathbattle they dont do there research.

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  52. Final word: Iron Man wins.

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  53. Oh the ganster were back. Just question, how many final words are there ? Cause you had quite a lot. Or you’re idiot to remember your own word ?

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  54. Haven’t we already decided batman beats ironman, JLA> the avengers and batman> any other character.

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  55. GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU FAGGOT….BAT-MAN WOULD DIE QUICKLY AND HORRIBLY AT THE HANDS OF ONE MR. TONY STARK, AND YOU AND THE REST OF THE BAT-MAN DICK SUCKING FANBOY IDIOTS ON HERE ARE JUST F*CKING STUPID AS SHYT IF YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT A MAN IN ARMOR THAT CAN TAKE A NUKE TO THE FACE AT 2% SHIELDS AND “STILL” GO ON TO WHUP ASS IS GOING DOWN COURTESY OF A F*CKING BAT-A-RANG THAT HE HAS TO BE CLOSE ENOUGH TO THROW…..SORRY, IT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN….AND THE JLA IS A BUNCHA PUSSIES!!! HELL, YOU CAN TAKE THOR, THE HULK AND NAMOR ALONE AND SOLO THOSE FAGGOTS….JUST FACE IT…..BAT MAN AIN’T READY TO ROLL WITH THE TYPE OF CRITICAL BEATDOWN THAT IRON MAN COULD GIVE IN HIS SLEEP….

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  56. Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on January 16th, 2013 at 3:17 am

    Compared to the JLA the avengers are useless. Hell one on one batman could kick the shit out of every one of them.

    BAT MAN CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IRON MAN, DUMMY…..HOW THE F*CK IS HE SUPPOSED TO HANDLE THOR, THE HULK, CAPTAIN AMERICA AND ALL OF THE OTHER HEAVY HITTERS THAT THE AVENGERS HAVE, YOU STUPID MOTHAF*CKA????

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  57. Posted by Shank on December 29th, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    @Shank: Here something to you all Ironman fans. Ironman is smart, but he is not expert in investigate his enemy weakness.

    (LET ME STOP YOU THERE, BECAUSE IRON MAN’S ARMOR HAS SCANNERS THAT TELL HIM HIS ENEMY’S WEAKNESSES AS HE FIGHTS AND RECORDS ANY AND EVERYTHING HE DOES TO ALLOW HIM TO FORMULATE BETTER STRATEGIES IF HE FACES THE SAME PERSON AGAIN, STUPID…..)

    Therefore even with prepare time, Ironman can’t do anything. Example : How many times that his Hulk Buster or Thor Buster ever work ?

    (WELL SINCE YOU ASKED, IT’S WORKED 4 TIMES AGAINST THE HULK AND NONE AGAINST THOR…..NOW HOW MANY TIMES HAS BAT-MAN GOTTEN HIS ASS KICKED COURTESY OF DEATHSTROKE WHO BEATS HIS ASS LIKE CAKE BATTER WHENEVER HE FEELS LIKE IT??? HOW ABOUT PROMETHEUS WHO WAS A NORMAL HUMAN THAT TOOK OUT THE ENTIRE JLA THAT HE COULDN’T BEAT AND WOULD HAVE GOTTEN KILLED BY IF NOT FOR PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY?? WHAT ABOUT LADY SHIVA WHO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF HIM??? RICHARD DRAGON?? CASSANDRA CAIN???? HOW ABOUT BANE, WHO SNAPPED HIS SPINE??? NEED I FUCKING GO ON??? TRUST ME, I GOT PLENTY OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF BAT MAN’S PUNK ASS, AND HE COULDN’T DO A DAMN THING ABOUT IT EITHER….)

    Never cause he only know the strength of his enemy and build something to upgrade his defend and attack. However his enemy is not an idiot, they change their approach and Ironman special armor goes bye bye.

    (DUDE, DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT BAT-MAN COULD HAVE BEATEN THE HULK WITH A DAMN GAS GRENADE??? EVEN BETTER, HOW WELL DO YOU THINK HE’D DO AGAINST THOR??? SERIOUSLY??? WELL LET ME HELP YOU OUT SOME…..HE’D GET KILLED….PERIOD, POINT BLANK, THOR WOULD RIP HIS HEAD OFF….)

    He can’t come up anything right on the spot to deal with his enemy.

    (ARE YOU STUPID??? TONY STARK HAS DESIGNED WEAPONS TO BEAT OPPONENTS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT PLENTY OF TIMES, AND THE MAN DESIGNED AN PERPETUAL ENERGY SOURCE AND A SUIT OF ARMOR IN A FUCKING CAVE, YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER…. I’VE NEVER SEEN BAT MAN DESIGN A DAMN THING!!! HELL, WHY DO YOU THINK HE PAYS LUCIUS FOX TO DESIGN ALL OF HIS CRAP-A-RANGS, FAGGOT??? KNOW WHY??? BECAUSE HE CAN’T DO IT HIMSELF!!! THAT’S WHY….”

    Batman in the other hands can do all these. And if you want really strong armor, please try the Amazo suit.

    (HA HA HA HA HA !!! THE “AMAZO SUIT”??? YOU MEAN THE ARMOR THAT TONY CAN CONTROL AND KILL HIM WITH USING HIS “TECHNOPATHY WHICH ALLOWS HIM TO CONTROL ANY AND ALL TECHNOLOGY IN LESS THAN THE BLINK OF AN EYE AND THE SAME ARMOR THAT HE’D CRUSH IN HIS REGULAR MARK 30 BLEEDING EDGE ARMOR THAT HE CURRENTLY WEARS??? Ummm….OK….)

    That is the truth one stop shopping suit. Batman can use it to deal with whatever Superpower being he want.

    (THAT IS THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF BULLSHIT I’VE EVER READ….SUPERMAN WOULD MOLLYWHOP BAT-MAN ON A WHIM IF HE CHOSE TO, AND THAT SUIT WOULDN’T STOP HIM FROM DOING IT EITHER!!! KNOW WHY??? LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU THEN….When SUPERMAN takes a hit, he’s protected by his own bio-magnetic aura just above his skin, so not only is “HE” protected, his costume is too…HERE’S ONE OF HIS OWN QUOTES DO DARKSEID: “I FEEL LIKE I LIVE IN A WORLD MADE OF CARDBOARD…..ALWAYS TAKING CONSTANT CARE NOT TO BREAK SOMETHING….OR TO BREAK SOME ONE…BUT WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A RARE OPPORTUNITY FOR ME TO CUT LOOSE AND SHOW YOU JUST HOW POWERFUL I “REALLY” AM”….. BUT LET’S PUT IT ANOTHER WAY: SUPERMAN IS AS STRONG AS HE “NEEDS” TO BE AND BY ABSORBING YELLOW (STRENGTH GOES UP BY 25,000 TIMES) OR BLUE SOLAR ENERGY (STRENGTH GOES UP BY 50,000) TIMES, HIS POWER LEVELS GO UP THE MORE HE ABSORBS….IN THE JUSTICE LEAGUE SERIES “OUR WORLDS AR WAR” HE ACTUALLY SPENT 15 MINUTES “INSIDE” THE SUN, AND WHEN HE EMERGED, HE WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO EFFORTLESSLY MOVE PLANETS….NOT TO MENTION HE CAN ACTUALLY SEE SOULS…. HE CAN LITERALLY INCINERATE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANETS IN A STARING CONTEST, ALTHOUGH THAT DOES DRAIN HIS POWER FASTER THAN ANY OTHER POWER/ABILITY HE HAS, (ESPECIALLY WHEN HE AMPS IT UP!!!) AND WITH “PRECISION FOCUS”, HIS HEAT VISION CAN REACH MICROSCOPIC LEVELS INVISIBLE TO THE HUMAN EYE AND FOCUS IT THROUGH SOMEONE’S PUPILS LIKE A SCALPEL TO INSTANTLY LOBOTOMIZE THEM (INCLUDING BAT-MAN)….BY VIBRARING JUST UNDER LIGHT SPEEDS, HE CAN USE “THE INFINITE MASS PUNCH”…..THE SPEED CAUSES THE RELATIVE MASS OF HIS FIST TO INCREASE IMMENSELY AND DELIVERS AN IMPACT CLOSE TO 10 OCTILLION MEGATONS….(BASICALLY THE FORCE OF A GOT DAMN SUPERNOVA) IN COMPARISON, THE “CZAR” WAS THE MOST POWERFUL NUCLEAR WEAPON MANKIND HAS EVER DEVELOPED AND IT HIT WITH A FORCE OF 50 MEGATONS…. WITH SUPERMAN’S AUGMENTED KRYPTONIAN PHYSIOLOGY AND DENSER MOLECULAR STRUCTURE, HIS PUNCH IS LIKE GETTING HIT WITH OVER (AN ESTIMATED) 200 SEPTILLION “SUPER NUKES”!!!!! THAT’S “24” FUCKING ZEROS, BITCHES!!! He’s not only “STRONG”, but he’s a genius WITH A LEVEL OF INTELLECT THAT CAN PROCESS INFORMATION THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN A NORMAL HUMAN CAN AND HE IS CAPABLE OF STRATEGIC FIGHTING EVEN IF HE’S TRAVELING AT 8 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT…. NOT TO MENTION HE’S AN EXPERT IN DISABLING OPONENTS USING PRESSURE POINT ATTACKS WHILE IN COMBAT, AND IS AN EXPERT IN 2 DIFERENT KRYPTONIAN MARTIAL ARTS (TORQUASM RA AND TORQUASM VO) THAT EVEN BAT MAN HIMSELF CAN’T FUCK WITH!!! HECK, THE GUY TOOK 15 SUPERNOVAS TO THE FACE AND DIDN’T EVEN FLINCH!!! AND I’M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE BAT-MAN CAN BEAT HIM??? Ummmm……WHATEVER….. CALL ME CRAZY, BUT I’M GOING TO GO WITH THE GUY THAT A SIMPLE BULLET OR A GOOD HARD SHOT TO THE JAW WON’T STOP, AND THAT IS SUPERMAN…….

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  58. WHAT IS WITH THE CAPS LOCK!!!

    Since bats kicked the shit out of Supes when he was 60 then how could anyone else pose a problem? Supes kicked the shit out of Thor until Odin came in to save his sorry ass. Thor= Hulk so Supes beats hulk. Iron man takes a nuke on 2% power Supes takes 15 supernovas to the face and isn’t bothered. Supes could easily solo the avengers. Bats could one on one anyone on the avengers because he looks for their weaknesses and cuts on them, iron man has limited power, a speaclially designed EMP could wreck him, speaclially designed weapon could immobilise him, bats has a better suit he could fight with and Jarvis can be hacked giving anyone control over the suit. Finally bats could use his bat phone to call superman to punch a hole in ironmans chest.

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  59. Another retard.
    1st Javis scan, it can inform iron man of information but not weak point. An example, Javis may scan superman so what he going to tell Iron man about superman ? that he is weak to krytonite ? where is that word that Javis pull out ? that he weak against red sun ? How does Javis able to form that conclusion ? Try to use your head idiot, Javis only scan and inform Ironman of what information he could scan which mainly technology, it can’t scan blood sample if there isn’t one available.

    2nd Oh please 4 times against Hulk ? need i to tell you that he did not fight Hulk alone ? dont try to pull a fast one idiot. And none against Thor so they are useless and that is Hulk is an idiot with only know to smash. You obviously have never read about Batman so go and be a faggot. Bane onle broke Batman spine after 3 nighst continously tired Batman by releasing the crimminal and that was the first time that Bat had ever deal with a superhuman being you numbskull. All the individual you names are the most skill in DC martial Art, he not a nerd without any ability to fight idiot.

    3rd Ever read Bat take out of Grundy the Zombie ? I dont think Hulk is a problem. Thor let me see oh yes lift the hammer and Thor power goes bye bye, or use the White Lantern ring to kick his ass.

    4th Ya he design a weapon an energy source, but all of these was never target his enemy weakness numb skull, he built it cause he has time to do it, the energy source took weeks too finish, the weapon was simply blast as strong as possible. Tell me, when his Thor buster fail what did he do ? What his Javis scan and tell him about Thor or Hulk weakness ? What did he built right on spot to neatralize them if they were going rouge ?

    5th Do you even know what the Amazo is ? if you know what the amazo is, you know that no teletechnology or anything could control it and you know why it’s the most powerful weapon compare to your low grade thor or hulk buster.

    6th Oh please you idiot, you only know that when i post the link from death battle, you have no knowledge of Superman or Batman at all. You sound like a parrot ” Whak Wally want a cracker Whak “. Here is a cracker for you read about the amazo suit and how dangerous Batman is, read about his comic before you come here and spout idiotic idea. The watch the fight between Batman and spiderman on death battle, watch and try to learn to listen to see only in which condition that Batman could lose.

    p/s: Try not to be a Faggot and retard at the same time, cause that mean you are worthless.

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  60. Also with bane his ability list on one on one fighting is amazing, even without venom he is nearly par with Bats, and he’s intelligent as fuck too, not quite batman level but not par off since he’s self educated aswell.id like to see how long an ironman vs Supes battle would last. Didn’t superman also say batman was the most dangerous man alive? Even people who are unafraid of superman still shit themselves at bats. Also batman a beat the shit out if superman(who is nearly a god) multiple times and even killed darkseid on his own. Another fight, ironman vs darkseid that’d be fun.

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  61. Posted by Shank on February 12th, 2013 at 8:11 pm

    Another retard.

    (YEAH, I KNOW…AND THAT RETARD IS YOU, DUMB MOTHAFUCKA)

    1st Javis (THE NAME IS “JARVIS”, YOU ILLITERATE DIPSHIT) scan, it can inform iron man of information but not weak point. (IT’S “WEAK POINTS”, DUMMY…)

    (BULLSHIT….DO YOU THINK THAT IRON MAN’S ARMOR IS INCAPABLE OF X-RAYING AN OPPONENT, STUPID MOTHAF*CKA??? BETTER YET, WOULD YOU BET BRUCE’S “LIFE” ON THAT?? TRUST ME, AS A MARTIAL ARTIST I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT ONLY TAKES 8 POUNDS PER SQUARE INCH OF PRESSURE TO SNAP ANY BONE IN YOUR BODY, AND SEEING AS IRON MAD CAN EASILY LIFT OFER 50 TONS, I DON’T SEE THE TASK OF BREAKING BRUCE THE FUCK UP AS A PROBLEM FOR HIM…)

    An example, Javis (“JARVIS”, STUPID) may scan superman so what he going to tell Iron man about superman? that he is weak to krytonite? (WHAT THE FUCK IS “KRYTONITE”, STUPID???)

    (YEP, PRETTY MUCH….)

    where is that word that Javis pull out ? that he weak against red sun ? How does Javis able to form that conclusion?

    (UMMM…”S.T.A.R. LABS” HAS ALL TYPES OF INFORMATION ON SUPERMAN IN ITS COMPUTER DATABASES, DUMB MOTHAF*CKA….DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT TONY STARK COULDN’T HACK INTO THEM AND PULL UP ANY AND ALL INFORMATION ON THE MAN OF STEEL IN LESS THAN A SECOND, STUPID??? TRY AGAIN….SUPERMAN’S WEAKNESSES ARE WELL DOCUMENTED….TONY’S CURRENT WEAKNESSES AREN’T…)

    Try to use your head idiot, Javis only scan and inform Ironman of what information he could scan which mainly technology, it can’t scan blood sample if there isn’t one available.

    (HA HA HA….YOU BAT MAN FAN BOYS CRACK ME THE FUCK UP!!! DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT NO ONE KNOWS THAT SUPERMAN ISN’T AN ALIEN WHO GETS HIS POWERS FROM THE SUN, STUPID??? THAT’S COMMON KNOWLEDGE, AND LAST I CHECKED, TONY CAN SCAN SUPERMAN AND EVEN MENTALLY COMMAND HIS UNIBEAMS, REPULSORS AND PULSE BOLTS TO FIRE SIMULATED RED SOLAR ENERGY TO DRAIN CLARK’S POWERS IN SECONDS, SO TRY AGAIN, DUMMY…)

    2nd Oh please 4 times against Hulk ? need i to tell you that he did not fight Hulk alone?

    (PISS OFF FANBOY!! TON’Y’S BEATEN HIM BEFORE BY HIS DAMN SELF, DUMMY…DON’T BELIEVE ME??:

    * Iron Man beat Hulk in Iron Man #132 IN HIS CLASSIC ARMOR… He knocked the Hulk completely unconscious with one amped-up punch that completely drained the Iron Man armor, BUT IT TOOK HIS ASS OUT….AND MIGHT I SAY WITHOUT HIS HULK BUSTER ARMOR???

    * In the Marvel Knights Hulk comic #72, Tony came up with a armor called the “Gamma armor” and not only did it work, he knocked the hulk out and threw a bottle of aspirin on him and said Take two of these for your head ache when you wake the fuck up…

    *He also beat him with the EXTREMIS ARMOR in Mighty Avengers #23.

    *”Iron Man 6″ from “Ultimates 2” was a Hulkbuster of sorts…. Well, it was more of a space station than anything else. But it DEFINITELY took THE HULK OUT….

    * In the end, though, all Tony really has to do is take Hulk in to space, where, with no gravity, Hulk is powerless–he’d have no leverage and more importantly, NO AIR. (The battle in World War Hulk was more the result of Tony getting his comeuppance than about realistically writing a fight between the two. Taking into account past fights and Tony’s current upgrades with “Extremis”, the Hulk isn’t really that much of a threat to Iron Man now.)

    Dont try to pull a fast one idiot. And none against Thor so they are useless and that is Hulk is an idiot with only know to smash.

    (LET ME ASK YOU THIS: CAN BAT MAN BEAT THOR, STUPID??? DO YOU THINK HE’D BE ANYMORE TROUBLESOME TO THE THUNDER GOD THAN A RAINY DAY??? ESPECIALLY WHEN THOR CAN CONTROL WEATHER, STUPID??? I THINK YOU KNOW…BAT-MAN CAN’T BEAT THOR ON HIS BEST DAY AND AN “ODINFORCE” POWERED THOR WOULDN’T EVEN GET SLOWED DOWN BY ANYTHING BATMAN COULD DISH OUT, SO JUST STOP IT…..HE’D DIE…)

    You obviously have never read about Batman so go and be a faggot. Bane onle broke Batman spine after 3 nighst continously tired Batman by releasing the crimminal and that was the first time that Bat had ever deal with a superhuman being you numbskull.

    (HA HA AHA!!! ACTUALLY, I HAVE READ BATMAN BEFORE AND I ACTUALLY OWN THE ISSUE WHERE HE GOT HIS SPINE SNAPPED LIKE A DAMN TWIG BY BANE, TOO…AND YOU CAN CALL ME ALL OF THE FAGGOTS YOU WANT TO TILL THE COWS COME HOME, BUT AS USUAL, YOU BAT-MAN FANBOYS ALWAYS MAKE EXCUSES FOR HIS WEAK PUNK ASS….FIRST OFF, BAT-MAN DOESN’T KILL ANY OF HIS ENEMIES SO THEY CONTINUOUSLY COME BACK TO KILL PEOPLE AND CAUSE TROUBLE…SECONDLY, SO WHAT YOU’RE SAYING IS THAT IF I WANT TO TAKE OUT BAT MAN, ALL I NEED TO DO IS RELEASE ALL OF THE CRIMINALS BEING HELD AT ARKHAM AND WAIT UNTIL BATMAN’S GOOD AND TIRED AND THEN GO IN AND END HIS DUMB ASS….BUT AIN’T THAT ABOUT A BITCH, BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT HE “ALWAYS PLANNED FOR EVERYTHING”, BUT APPARENTLY, HE DIDN’T PLAN ON “BLINDNESS”, BECAUSE HE SURE AS HELL DIDN’T SEE THAT FUCKING ASSWHUPPING FROM BANE COMING, NOW DID HE??? AND IF HE CAN’T BEAT SOMEONE WHO IS “SUPERHUMAN”, HE SHOULDN’T CALL HIMSELF A DAMN “SUPERHERO”, YOU IDIOT….SORRY, BUT HE’D GET HIS BITCH A$$ HANDED TO HIM BY IRON MAN, CAPTAIN AMERICA, BLADE, THE HULK, GREEN LANTERN AND ESPECIALLY SUPERMAN WHO THEY SHOW GETTING PUNCHED BY BAT MAN ALL OF THE DAMN TIME WHEN IN REALITY, CLARK COULD SPEED BLITZ PRESSURE-POINT ATTACK HIS DUMB ASS AT LIGHT SPEED AND END THE FIGHT BEFORE IT EVEN BEGAN, AND YOU BATMAN FAG-BOYS KNOW IT!!! WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK HE NEVER FIGHTS GUY GARDNER WITHOUT HIS RING ON?? KNOW WHY??? BECAUSE GUY GARDNER WOULD CRUSH HIS FUCKING A$$!!! AND I’M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT CLARK COULDN’T SMOKE HIM ON A WHIM IF HE CHOSE TO??? I THINK YOU KNOW BETTER, AND TONY WOULDN’T HESITATE TO DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE….)

    All the individual you names are the most skill in DC martial Art, he not a nerd without any ability to fight idiot.

    (AND THAT IS ENTIRELY MY POINT, STUPID MOTHERFUCKER….HE (BAT MAN) ROUTINELY GETS “OWNED” BY ANYONE WHO IS AS GOOD AS HE IS AND IF THEY HAVE ANY TYPE OF SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH, FORGET ABOUT IT!!! SORRY, BUT HE’S ABOUT A FUCKING PUSSY…)

    3rd Ever read Bat take out of Grundy the Zombie ? I dont think Hulk is a problem. Thor let me see oh yes lift the hammer and Thor power goes bye bye, or use the White Lantern ring to kick his ass.

    (ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID??? SOLOMON GRUNDY IS A FUCKING RETARD WHO IS NOWHERE NEAR AS STRONG OR RESILIENT AS THE HULK IS, DUMMY….THE HULK COULD SNEEZE AND KILL BAT MAN…AS FOR THOR, HE CAN’T LIFT THOR’S HAMMER BECAUSE OF THE ENCHANTMENTS ON IT AND HE’D HAVE TO GET IT AWAY FROM THOR IN THE FIRST PLACE, STUPID….)

    4th Ya he design a weapon an energy source, but all of these was never target his enemy weakness numb skull, he built it cause he has time to do it, the energy source took weeks too finish, the weapon was simply blast as strong as possible. Tell me, when his Thor buster fail what did he do ?

    (When TONY’S ARMOR failed AGAINST THOR, he stopped fighting at CAPTAIN AMERICA’S REQUEST, but HERE’S A QUESTION: WHO DESIGNS BAT MAN’S WEAPONS, VEHICLES AND EQUIPMENT, DIPSHIT??? IT SURE AS HELL ISN’T HIM, NOW IS IT??? LAST I CHECKED, LUCIUS FOX DOES, SO IF YOU WANT TO FUCK UP BAT MAN AND HIS SUPPLY OF WEAPONS, KILL ALL OF HIS WEAPON DESIGNERS….)

    What his Javis scan and tell him about Thor or Hulk weakness ? What did he built right on spot to neatralize them if they were going rouge ?

    (ACTUALLY, HE COULD HAVE TELEPORTED EITHER OF THEM TO ANOTHER DIMENSION, BUT THOR AND THE HULK WERE HIS FRIENDS AND HE CHOSE TO TRY AND BEAT SOME SENSE INTO THEM….NOW WHAT HAS BAT MAN EVER BUILT TO DEFEAT SOMEONE IN THE HEAT OF A FIGHT??? HERE, LET ME ANSWER THAT FOR YOU: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!)

    5th Do you even know what the Amazo is ? if you know what the amazo is, you know that no teletechnology or anything could control it and you know why it’s the most powerful weapon compare to your low grade thor or hulk buster.

    (DUMB MOTHAFUCKER, YOU’RE THINKING OF BAT MAN’S WEAK ASSED “INSIDER SUIT” AND IF IT USES TECHNOLOGY, (WHICH IT DOES) TONY CAN CONTROL IT, STUPID….THE OTHER THING IS THAT THE BATTERIES IN IT SEVERELY LIMIT THE ABILITY HE HAS TO USE IT FOR ANY LENGTH OF TIME EFFECTIVELY IN A FIGHT AS OPPOSED TO TONY’S ARMOR THAT HAS A VIRTUALLY LIMITLESS SUPPLY OF ARC REACTOR ENERGY, AND THROUGH HIS TECHNOPATHY, IT WOULDN’T TAKE TONY 2 SECONDS TO HACK BRUCE’S ARMOR AND USE IT TO KILL BAT-MAN EITHER…)

    6th Oh please you idiot, you only know that when i post the link from death battle, you have no knowledge of Superman or Batman at all. (

    (HA HA HA!!! SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING PUSSY ASSED TROLL!!! YOU’RE MAD BECAUSE YOU GOT YOUR PUSSY ASS HANDED TO YOU ON COMIC VINE AND KICKED OFF OF THERE, YOU DUMB TROLLING SON OF A BITCH….BAT MAN WOULD DIE FIGHTING TONY….DEAL WITH IT…)

    You sound like a parrot ” Whak Wally want a cracker Whak “. Here is a cracker for you read about the amazo suit and how dangerous Batman is, read about his comic before you come here and spout idiotic idea.

    (WHY READ ABOUT BATMAN’S PUSSY ASSED INSIDER SUIT THAT COULD BARELY TAKE A PUNCH FROM GEO-FORCE WHEN I CAN READ ABOUT TONY STARK WHO CAN TAKE BLOWS FROM THE HULK, FAGGOT??? BETTER YET, LET ME ASK YOU IF YOU THINK THAT BAT MAN COULD TAKE EVEN ONE GOOD HARD SHOT FROM WW HULK IN THAT ARMOR??? I THINK YOU KNOW….ONLY THING IS: TONY WEARS THE BLEEDING EDGE ARMOR NOW AND HE’S A HELL OF A LOT STRONGER NOW……BAT MAN WOULD GET CURB STOMPED….)

    The watch the fight between Batman and spiderman on death battle, watch and try to learn to listen to see only in which condition that Batman could lose.

    (MOTHERFUCKER, SPIDER MAN WOULD KILL BAT MAN IF HE WAS THE TYPE OF PERSON TO KILL HIS ENEMIES…ON HIS WORST DAY SPIDER-MAN OUTCLASSES BAT BITCH….)

    p/s: Try not to be a Faggot and retard at the same time, cause that mean you are worthless.

    (THE ONLY WORTHLESS RETARDED FAGGOT HERE IS YOU, BECAUSE DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS SUCH AS YOURSELF POST DUMB SHIT AND CALL OTHER PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR NAMES WHEN THEY CAN’T SUPPORT THEIR ARGUMENTS AND PROVIDE EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE OR PROOF TO SUPPORT IT….SORRY, BUT BAT-MAN GETS A LOT OF GOOD PRESS BECAUSE HE IS A FAN FAVORITE, BUT IN ALL HONESTY, HE’D LOSE AGAINST PRETTY MUCH ANYONE WHO WAS POSSESSING SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH THAT WAS ON A PAR WITH HIM FIGHTING WISE AND YOU KNOW IT….JUST ASK SLADE OR PROMETHEUS, DUMB MOTHERFUCKER….)

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  62. @ The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 12th, 2013 at 8:24 pm

    Also with bane his ability list on one on one fighting is amazing, even without venom he is nearly par with Bats, and he’s intelligent as fuck too, not quite batman level but not par off since he’s self educated aswell

    (ACTUALLY, BANE “IS” AS STRONG AS BAT MAN WITHOUT VENOM AND HE’S OBVIOUSLY SMART ENOUGH TO DEFEAT BAT-MAN BY DEVISING A PLAN TO SUBSEQUENTLY WEAR HIM OUT SO BADLY THAT ALL OF THE 127 MARTIAL ARTS THAT HE’S MASTERED WERE INEFFECTIVE….)

    .id like to see how long an ironman vs Supes battle would last.

    (IT WOULDN’T LAST LONG AT ALL, BECAUSE TONY WOULD WIN IT….)

    Didn’t superman also say batman was the most dangerous man alive?

    (DIDN’T SUPERMAN GO SPRAWLING FROM A PUNCH BY BAT MAN’S PUNK ASS AND HE’S BEEN HIT IN THE FACE BY OVER 15 SUPERNOVAS AND DIDN’T EVEN FLINCH??? YEAH…..RIGHT…..)

    Even people who are unafraid of superman still shit themselves at bats.

    (THAT’S BECAUSE SUPERMAN LIVES UP TO HIS REPUTATION OF BEING A “BIG BLUE BOYSCOUT”….IF HE WASN’T LIMITED BY HIS OWN MORALS, BAT MAN WOULD ALREADY BE DEAD….PERIOD….)

    Also batman a beat the shit out if superman(who is nearly a god) multiple times and even killed darkseid on his own. Another fight, ironman vs darkseid that’d be fun.

    (BAT MAN HAS NEVER BEATEN SUPERMAN WITHOUT PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY AND AS FOR DARKSEID, Batman shot Darkseid with the same radion bullet that killed Orion, while Darkseid simultaneously hit Batman with his “Omega Sanction”, sending back in time and then “infecting” Batman with Omega energy that will cause him to jump forward in time, with disastrous results when he reaches the present. Darkseid got mortally wounded, but not before his Omega Sanction teleported Batman into prehistoric times. Remains that were believed to be Batman’s (later revealed to be the last of the many Batman clones that Darkseid created) were found by Superman, who confronts Darkseid. As Darkseid mocks his old enemy for failing to defend Earth, it emerges that in Darkseid’s fall through the multiverse, that “HE” created a doomsday singularity that now threatens all of existence. When Superman attempts to physically assault him, Darkseid reveals that he now exists inside the bodies of all those who fell to the power of the Anti-Life Equation and that killing him will kill all of humanity. Darkseid then reloads the gun that was used to shoot him, to kill Orion by way of firing the bullet backwards in time (a move Superman deems to be suicide due to the paradoxical nature of his actions: and the bullet used to kill Orion is ultimately fired at him by Batman and was now poisoning him to death)…..EITHER WAY, IRON MAN WOULD BEAT HIM…..

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  63. @The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 12th, 2013 at 8:07 pm

    WHAT IS WITH THE CAPS LOCK!!! (WHAT’S WITH SWINGING FROM MY SCROTUM SACS???)

    Since bats kicked the shit out of Supes when he was 60 then how could anyone else pose a problem?

    (LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE…..Batman has never, and I do mean NEVER, beaten Superman in any type of canon content…. Even “with prep”, his chances of beating Superman are not exactly “ideal” either…..The Superman of the DARK KNIGHT universe is “considerably” weaker than the New Earth version (Seeing as he was almost killed by a nuke). That was a fight where Superman was holding back considerably, exposed to kryptonite (courtesy of Green Arrow), and more concerned about Batman’s health than his own…It ended with Superman holding Batman’s limp body after he suffered a near fatal heart attack….Also note how Batman “claimed” that he’s “the one man who beat you”, but Batman can claim whatever the hell he wants to, CLARK WON…. Even with one-sided prep and backup, the fight didn’t end with him holding Superman’s seemingly dead body, did it, DUMMY???)

    Supes kicked the shit out of Thor until Odin came in to save his sorry ass. Thor= Hulk so Supes beats hulk.

    (UMMM…THOR USES A MAGICAL HAMMER, AND CLARK HAS ABSOLUTELY NO RESISTANCE TO MAGIC STUPID….HE’D FRY SUPERMAN IN AN INSTANT WITH IT… IF WITCHBLADE CAN BITCHSLAP CLARK AROUND BASED ON HIS VULNERABILITY TO MAGIC THAN THOR SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO IT FAR MORE EASILY TOO, AND LET’S NOT EVEN MENTION THOR’S GAUNTLETS WHICH DOUBLE HIS STRENGTH, HIS “GODBLAST”, OR THE “WARRIOR’S MADNESS” THAT INCREASES HIS POWER TENFOLD EITHER, SHALL WE??? ..)

    Iron man takes a nuke on 2% power Supes takes 15 supernovas to the face and isn’t bothered. Supes could easily solo the avengers.

    (Actually, I THINK the phrase ” SUPES CAN EASILY SOLO THE AVENGERS” IS BULLSHYT AND WISHFUL THINKING ON YOUR PART, BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN, CLARK IS COMPLETELY VULNERABLE TO ANY AND ALL MAGIC, STUPID….ALL THEY NEED TO DO IS HAVE THOR HIT HIM WITH HIS “GODBLAST” AND THAT FIGHT IS OVER, STUPID….)

    Bats could one on one anyone on the avengers because he looks for their weaknesses and cuts on them,

    (OKAY….HOW DOES BAT MAN BEAT A THUNDER GOD THEN??? EXPLAIN THAT??? I’LL WAIT TILL YOU DO….)

    iron man has limited power, a speaclially designed EMP could wreck him,

    (IRON MAN USES ARC REACTOR TECHNOLOGY AND HAS AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF POWER….EMPS HAVEN’T WORKED ON TONY SINCE HIS MARK II ARMOR AND HE’S CURRENTLY WEARING HIS MARK 30 “BLEEDING EDGE” ARMOR….TRY AGAIN)

    speaclially designed weapon could immobilise him,

    (AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE EXACTLY??? BAT MAN HAS NOTHING IN HIS ENTIRE ARSENAL TO BEAT TONY….)

    bats has a better suit

    (NO, HE DOESN’T….)

    he could fight with and Jarvis can be hacked giving anyone control over the suit.

    (TONY DOESN’T USE “JARVIS” IN THE COMIC BOOKS AND FOR ALL INTENDS AND PURPOSES, HIS NEWEST ARMOR IS “UNHACKABLE”…)

    Finally bats could use his bat phone to call superman to punch a hole in ironmans chest.

    TONY DOESN’T NEED BACKUP FOR BATMAN, BECAUSE LET’S FACE IT……ONE SHORT RANGED, LOW YIELD TACTICAL NUKE IS ALL IT WOULD TAKE TO FRY BATMAN’S ASS….)

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  64. @ The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 12th, 2013 at 12:40 pm

    Haven’t we already decided batman beats ironman, JLA> the avengers and batman> any other character.

    (WE??? WHO THE FUCK IS “WE”??? YOU GOT A MOUSE IN YOUR POCKET OR SOMETHING??? I DIDN’T DECIDE A DAMN THING, BECAUSE I DISAGREE WITH YOUR DUMB ASS…..TONY WOULD SMOKE BAT MAN, AND THE ENTIRE AVENGERS ROSTER FROM THE COMICS WOULD TRASH THE JLA…..THOR COULD PRETTY MUCH SOLO ALL OF THEM BY HIMSELF, AND BAT-MAN IS A FUCKING PUSSY……)

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  65. @Day: Since i’m too busy with lab work, i will just fix some of ur idiotic idea maggot.

    Superman weakness only universal information for DC UNIVERSE maggot. STAR is in MARVERL UNIVERSE, he has no information of Superman.

    Iron man 1 punch knock out Hulk in Ironman 132: Read angain Maggot, Hulk is under the effect of sound wave, till, he is not at full strength.

    About Bane, well he is a genius tactician not a maggot, so you again can’t think of a way to hide your stupid self from batman, while Bane can, so he has time to wait and trick. If you try that, Bat will break ur bone before you could release anyone.

    Let’s see, you don’t have that knowledge at all, you just repeat everything you heard from Death battle, at the same word, you would not even pass high school with that maggot.

    You are really a retard do you, you can only repeat the information like a parrot but dont really understand that information. Supe electro field can’t defend against magic, his nature endurance can, how do you think he kick Dr. Fate – a real God, not a whine alien with daddy issue like Thor – and Cpt. Marvel every day.

    Jarvis – had been hacked by a lot of people, Doom for example -, and Emp work on every electric machine, deal with it maggot, the only different is how to use it not like a maggot. Ironman suit only protected from Emp thanks to 1- energy field, 2- it’s metal protect some core machinery. In ether case, could be over come easily if you’re not a maggot.

    So this is just a few of many of your so idiot points, that if you take time and educate urself like ur family should, you would see it. Unfortunately, ur not so, all of ur post were screaming, a swearing like some gangster or trash of society. And you still dont understand what the Amazo is. So learn.

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  66. Plus ironman has no decent villains to challenge him whereas batmans set is widely regarded as the best collection of all characters. Supes also kicked thors ass in the crossover and Odin had to step in. Actually can a sensible person answer this? Superman who has sundipped in a blue star for two days against galactus(both results on fed and hungry) and fighting in the presence of the blue star?

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  67. Did anyone see the new episode of young justice?

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  68. @Tom on February 14th, 2013 at 8:51 am

    @Day: Since i’m too busy with lab work, i will just fix some of ur idiotic idea maggot.

    (YOU WOULDN’T BE BUSY WITH “LAB WORK” IF YOU WORE CONDOMS AND STOPPED FUCKING NASTY HOES, TOM)

    Superman weakness only universal information for DC UNIVERSE maggot. STAR is in MARVERL UNIVERSE, he has no information of Superman.

    (ACTUALLY, IRON MAN CAN SCAN ANY AND ALL COMPUTERS ANYWHERE ON EARTH, DUMMY…S.T.A.R. LABS IS IN “DC’S UNIVERSE, STUPID…

    S.T.A.R. Labs was introduced in Superman #246 (December 1971). In the Superman comics, Professor Hamilton formerly worked there, and Dr. Kitty Faulkner, also known as the superheroine Rampage, is currently employed there. The Metropolis location is featured in a battle and as a plot point in Armageddon 2001. In Teen Titans, Cyborg’s parents, Silas and Eleanor Stone, and his former love interest, Dr. Sarah Charles, all worked for S.T.A.R. Labs. Past S.T.A.R. Labs employees are Murray Takamoto, Dr. Jenet Klyburn, and Dr. Albert Michaels (the first Atomic Skull). The 1993 comics miniseries S.T.A.R. Corps was about a group of superhumans who had inadvertently gained their powers in a S.T.A.R. Labs experiment. The labs are featured in the 1996 mini-series The Final Night. As eternal winter threatens the world, thanks to the Sun-Eater, S.T.A.R. Labs keeps their webpage updated with encouragement and various information related to the emergency. The San Francisco and Montana branches play an important role in the arc in Justice League of America #110-114 (2005). 52 Aftermath: The Four Horsemen #1 (October 2007) shows a S.T.A.R. Labs relief operation working, side by side with Waynetech, in the devastated remains of the country of Bialya. All the relief workers are slain by outside forces.)

    Iron man 1 punch knock out Hulk in Ironman 132: Read angain Maggot, Hulk is under the effect of sound wave, till, he is not at full strength.

    (WHO GIVES A RAT’S??? THE END RESULT IS THAT IRON MAN KNOCKED HIM THE FUCK OUT, DUMMY…A WIN IS STILL A WIN REGARDLESS OF HOW IT WAS ACCOMPLISHED…

    * Iron Man beat Hulk in Iron Man #132 IN HIS CLASSIC ARMOR… He knocked the Hulk completely unconscious with one amped-up punch that completely drained the Iron Man armor, BUT IT TOOK HIS ASS OUT….AND MIGHT I SAY WITHOUT HIS HULK BUSTER ARMOR???

    * In the Marvel Knights Hulk comic #72, Tony came up with a armor called the “Gamma armor” and not only did it work, he knocked the hulk out and threw a bottle of aspirin on him and said Take two of these for your head ache when you wake the fuck up…

    *He also beat him with the EXTREMIS ARMOR in Mighty Avengers #23.

    *”Iron Man 6? from “Ultimates 2? was a Hulkbuster of sorts…. Well, it was more of a space station than anything else. But it DEFINITELY took THE HULK OUT….

    * In the end, though, all Tony really has to do is take Hulk in to space, where, with no gravity, Hulk is powerless–he’d have no leverage and more importantly, NO AIR. (The battle in World War Hulk was more the result of Tony getting his comeuppance than about realistically writing a fight between the two. Taking into account past fights and Tony’s current upgrades with “Extremis”, the Hulk isn’t really that much of a threat to Iron Man now.)

    About Bane, well he is a genius tactician not a maggot, so you again can’t think of a way to hide your stupid self from batman, while Bane can, so he has time to wait and trick. If you try that, Bat will break ur bone before you could release anyone.

    (WHY CAN’T IRON MAN HIDE HIMSELF FROM BAT MAN WHEN HE HAS ARMOR THAT HAS SOUND NEGATING CAPABILITIES AND CAN RENDER HIM INVISIBLE??? TRY AGAIN….)

    Let’s see, you don’t have that knowledge at all, you just repeat everything you heard from Death battle, at the same word, you would not even pass high school with that maggot.

    (WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, STUPID??? BAT MAN WOULD GET ROASTED BY TONY STARK, AND ANYONE WITH ANY TYPE OF INTELLIGENCE KNOWS THAT, DUMMY….DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT CLARK CAN TAKE 15 SUPERNOVAS TO THE FACE, BUT CAN’T TAKE A PUNCH IN THE MOUTH BY PUSSY ASSED BRUCE WAYNE?? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! HIS ASS WOULD DIE AGAINST CLARK, AND HE’D DIE AGAINST TONY TOO, YOU GAY BAT-DICK SUCKING MOTHAFUCKER…LIVE WITH IT…)

    You are really a retard do you, you can only repeat the information like a parrot but dont really understand that information. Supe electro field can’t defend against magic, his nature endurance can, how do you think he kick Dr. Fate – a real God, not a whine alien with daddy issue like Thor – and Cpt. Marvel every day.

    (I HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT THE HELL YOU JUST SAID, BECAUSE ALL OF THAT WAS INANE DRIVEL…ALL I KNOW IS THAT SUPERMAN HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IMMUNITY TO ANY TYPE OF MAGIC OR ANY TYPE OF KRYPTONIAN BEASTS….EVEN KRYPTO WAS ABLE TO DRAW BLOOD FROM CLARK BY BITING HIM BEFORE)

    Jarvis – had been hacked by a lot of people, Doom for example -, and Emp work on every electric machine, deal with it maggot, the only different is how to use it not like a maggot. Ironman suit only protected from Emp thanks to 1- energy field, 2- it’s metal protect some core machinery. In ether case, could be over come easily if you’re not a maggot.

    (JARVIS HAS BEEN HACKED, BUT JARVIS DOES NOT CONTROL TONY’S ARMOR, DUMMY….AND TONY’S NEWEST ARMOR IS PRETTY MUCH “HACKPROOF”, SO TRY AGAIN, AND YOU ARE WRONG, DIPSHIT….TONY HASN’T BEEN VULNERABLE TO AN EMP ATTACK IN YEARS, STUPID….MATTER OF FACT, ALMOST ALL MILITARY WEAPONRY NOWADAYS IS PROTECTED AGAINST EMP ATTACKS AND A LOT OF MODERN DAY ELECTRONICS ARE TOO, DUMMY….DON’T BELIEVE ME??? TRY READING A BOOK OR 2 INSTEAD OF JUST COMIC BOOKS AND LEARN SOMETHING…..THE ONLY THING AN EMP WILL DO IS JUST PISS TONY OFF AND EXTEND THE LENGTH OF TIME HE SPENDS KICKING BAT MAN’S PUNK ASS…)

    So this is just a few of many of your so idiot points, that if you take time and educate urself like ur family should, you would see it. Unfortunately, ur not so, all of ur post were screaming, a swearing like some gangster or trash of society. And you still dont understand what the Amazo is. So learn.

    (WHO GIVES A FUCK??? BAT MAN WOULD “STILL” GET HIS ASS KICKED BY TONY STARK…BETTER YET, WHAT ISSUE OF BAT MAN’S COMIC DID THATAMAZO ARMOR APPEAR IN??? I CAN TELL YOU EXACTLY WHICH ISSUE THAT TONY’S BLEEDING EDGE ARMOR APPEARS IN (IRON MAN VOLUME #4), But here is what EXTREMIS DOES:

    Extremis has been referred to as a “virus” constantly since the story. The verbatim description offered by its inventor Maya Hansen, goes: “…Extremis is a super-soldier solution. It’s a bio-electronics package, fitted into a few billion graphite nanotubes and suspended in a carrier fluid. A magic bullet, like the original super-soldier serum—all fitted into a single injection. It hacks the body’s repair center—the part of the brain that keeps a complete blue print of the human body. When we’re injured, we refer to that area of the brain to heal properly. Extremis rewrites the repair center. In the first stage, the entire body essentially becomes an open wound. The normal human blueprint is gets replaced with the Extremis blueprint, the brain is being told the body is wrong. Extremis protocol dictates that the subject be placed on life support and intravenously fed nutrients at that point. For the next two or three days, the patient remains unconscious within a cocoon of scabs. Extremis then uses the nutrients and extra body mass to grow new organs. “Better ones”…..

    Effects of the Extremis process, apart from the changes specific to Tony Stark, included: greatly accelerated healing; an immensely-boosted immune system; a generation of “new, improved organs” (Tony’s cardiovascular and respiratory systems were greatly upgraded to superhuman levels); and, the side effect of increased aggressiveness. (MEANING HE’D BE MORE INCLINED TO BEAT BAT MAN’S ASS THAN HE NORMALLY WOULD BE) Tony Stark had the aggressiveness removed from the Extremis compiler, though, effectively ‘exchanging’ it for the ability to interface directly with machines and his own armor…..

    As well as the obvious physical changes, Extremis also affected Stark mentally, allowing him to process information at light speeds, on a subconscious level, to help him better cope with the direct technological link he now possessed to his armor (even as his standard thought processes remained at a human norm).

    Stark’s skin is now a part of the suit, when engaged. Tony’s comfort is relative because the suit rapidly responds to any discomfort, from impacts to high temperatures, from itching to scratching. The suit’s protocols include semi-autonomy when needed. Where Stark ends and the suit begins is flexible. The exact nature of the artificial Extremis Virus is not known (especially because Stark recompiled his dose, then tweaked the nutrients and suspended metals, radically altering Maya Hansen’s original formulations). The effect it has had on Stark’s body is to allow the presence of more alien material within his body without any trauma.

    Because of the bio-interface between Tony and the armor, he could utilize the suit to its fullest potential and also instantly access computers and any digital system worldwide at the speed of thought. (MEANING HE COULD HACK S.T.A.R. LABS’ COMPUTERS AS FAST AS HE COULD THINK TO DO SO….) He was biologically integrated with his armor, and made one with it, with imbued with unprecedented powers and abilities. He channeled and processed data, emergency signals, and satellite reconnaissance from every law enforcement, military, and intelligence service in the world in his head….. He could send electronic signals and make phone calls with his mind….. He could “see” through all of Earth’s satellites. Plus, he had the ability to transmit whatever he saw (from his own visual cortex) to other peoples’ display screens. The computer’s cybernetic link enabled him to operate all of the armor’s functions, as well as providing a remote link to other computers (as Stark is now part of the armor, this connection is seamless). The armor’s system was connected to the global mainframe via StarkTech servers.

    Stark could fly/control the armor even when not in it. (MEANING THAT HE COULD FIGHT BAT MAN AND NEVER “PHYSICALLY” BE THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE…) Because the armor was wired directly to his brain, he controlled it by thought like it was another limb. It was part of him. In fact, he could control whole entire groups of his armors effortlessly. He even had a team deployed as Earth’s space defense. (Also see the Argo Armors of Project Argonaut, a plan to have a peacekeeping team running around the clock via his subconscious.) So what that means is that TONY could LITERALLY have 400 suits of armor fly in and attack Bat man all at the same time, even though he’s not within 100 miles of the fight, DUMMY…….BRUCE WOULD FUCKING LOSE, STUPID…..

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  69. Since ironman is apparently allowed all of his tech from multiple suits in one batman is allowed his green, yellow and white power rings. Batman wins again.

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  70. @The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 14th, 2013 at 12:13 pm:

    Plus ironman has no decent villains to challenge him whereas batmans set is widely regarded as the best collection of all characters.

    (Really??? Okay…So let’s pit Bat man against someone like the MANDARIN who’s just as skilled in martial arts as BRUCE is, and has 10 rings that can be used for various effects IN THE MIDDLE OF COMBAT, or how about OBIDIAH STANE, who has armor just as strong as Tony’s, but paid Indris Moomji to seduce Tony and to gain his trust and confidence as his lover. The all out simultaneous assault on Tony’s personal life, professional life and his friends caused him to go back to drinking….. WHAT ABOUT Dr. DOOM??? Think thab Bat Man can beat him??? WHAT ABOUT THE CRIMSON DYNAMO??? TITANIUM MAN??? THE LIVING LASER?? HOW ABOUT MODOK??? JUST SHUT THE HELL UP, BECAUSE ANY ONE OF THOSE SUPERVILLAINS WOULD SMOKE BAT MAN’S ASS IN A HEARTBEAT….)

    Supes also kicked thors ass in the crossover and Odin had to step in. Actually can a sensible person answer this? Superman who has sundipped in a blue star for two days against galactus(both results on fed and hungry) and fighting in the presence of the blue star?

    (Shut up, DUMMY….THAT WAS A NON-CANON FIGHT THAT WAS DECIDED BY DC’S PUSSY ASSED FANS, BUT TECHNICALLY, HE SHOULD HAVE LOST BECAUSE HE (CLARK) HAS NO IMMUNITY TO MAGIC AND SUPERMAN WOULD GET HIS ASS OWNED AGAINST GALACTUS TOO, SEEING AS HE CAN HIT HIM WITH RED SUN ENERGY ALL DAMN DAY, STUPID…)

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  71. Ok then, the avengers vs emperor joker.

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  72. I’m so drunk lol

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  73. @The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 15th, 2013 at 6:50 pm

    Since ironman is apparently allowed all of his tech from multiple suits in one batman is allowed his green, yellow and white power rings. Batman wins again.

    (Tony’s armor absorbs and redirects all forms of energy…. HE WINS THIS, STUPID….)

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  74. @ The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 15th, 2013 at 7:11 pm

    Ok then, the avengers vs emperor joker.

    (Fine….THE AVENGERS CALL IN DOCTOR STRANGE TO BANISH HIM TO CYTTORAK AND BIND HIM WITH THE CRIMSON BANDS OF CYTTORAK THEN, OR HE DOES WHAT HE DID TO THE HULK AND JUST BOUNCES HIM FROM DIMENSION TO DIMENSION UNTIL HE GETS TO ONE HE “LIKES”….POOF…NO MORE EMPEROR JOKER….WHAT ELSE YA GOT, STUPID???)

    (Cyttorak exists as a deity with enormous magical powers. He has provided power to the titanic Juggernaut through an enchanted ruby, as well as provide indestructible bands (the Crimson Bands of Cyttorak) to Doctor Strange to use as a shield or to restrain enemies….Strange can use magic to achieve virtually any effect he desires, such as flight, immortality, energy blasts, teleportation, astral projection, telepathy, (including the ability to contact others telepathically even if his body is paralyzed), the creation of materials (such as food and water), creating planet-wide protective shields, restoring himself from bodily destruction, resurrecting the dead, stopping and reversing time, sealing black holes, restoring universes, absorbing enough power to unconsciously destroy galaxies growing to the size of and merging with universal concepts (LIKE GALACTUS) and co-operatively channeling the mass energy of the entire Marvel Universe……In short, he’s about a BAD MAN, and let’s not even bring the SILVER SURFER INTO THIS, because let’s face it….Doctor Strange alone is overkill….)

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  75. @Day: some time i wonder if you are that retard John royal.

    1+ well some has Phd, some is a garbage of society, which on are you ? i mine you i’m just 27 holding a First class honor, a distinction in MRes, and Phd

    2+ I mean Stark industry is in marvel universe. You assume that Ironman can scanand break DC universe computer. You assume that inforamtion of Superman is in those computer. You assume that no one find out and kick Tony ass. So much assumssion but i guess that how a maggot brain work.

    3+ So Batman beat Sup a hell lot in your idea ? “A win is a win does not matter how ?” What a maggot.

    4+ Everyone except skill martial artis like Shiva or Cat woman, etc.. has weakness on them, Spiderman is his sense too acute, Wolverine is his healing ability – because people think to control him, if they want to destroy him just accelerate his healing ability he will be dead in a day -, Ironman is his tech. The idea of Batman is not his technology or his martial arts, but his detective skill, able to find out his opponent weakness and attack it, not just power up his ability like Ironman.

    5+ Sup is a freaking ALIEN, he is no human, his regenerate ability, his stamia, his nature duration against magic is much higher than human. The only thing magic can do his disrupt his energy field which Sup to inmune to any type of attack. In order work, magic can hurt him, but it can’t 1 shot kill him like kryptonite

    6+ Jarvish has all information of Tony, hacking Jarvis meaning Tony doom. And again, you assump that Tony new suit can’t be hack. The word is, maggot, can’t be hacked YET. And EMP do you know how people now a day protect against EMP ? Do you know how Ironman protect his suit against EMP ? what a maggot. If you dont understand those protection ofcourse you think it like some magic ability like some cave man think a TV is magic. Try to learn something maggot before spouting nonsense.

    7+ I would think you stop copy and paste, cause that will never get you out of, well maggot’s school. You again assume that no one in DC universe has Tony ability. There are a lots and frankly i dont have time to search for them to show you, by try cybore for an example. And these individual can’t hack Star lab without directly connect into the main farme, it is the same with Batman computer. The people that consider the most genius in DC universe can’t hack into Batman computer without direct connection into main farme. So use your freaking brain or whatever in your maggot’s head to think before making a lot of assumsion.

    8+ You want to say how Batman could beat Ironman. The advantage of surprise. You need to know who your target is so you can attack. If Tony can’t find out where or who batman is, he is a sitting duck for batman. And the Amazo suit is the last and extreme answer, try to look for it information maggot. If Tony allow to include his ability in Avenger. I wonder if all that technology could messure up to White Lantern ring ? Or the combination of Yellow and Green lantern rings.

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  76. How do you know that EVERYONE isn’t that retard John Royal? XD

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  77. @ Tom

    Iron Man has a spider sense now. Remember? Batfag doesn’t HAVE the element of surprise.

    All he has is a tank missle shoved up his ass. Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Iron Man.

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  78. You fail to see the point as usual. The first thing that Bat Man will do is to come up with a defense against the spidesense. Then he will beat the shit out of Iron Man with no effort. Come on bat man can hack anything you think that tin can will be a problem?

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  79. @Tom on February 16th, 2013 at 12:12 pm:

    Sorry, but I’m too damn lazy to retype all of this bullshit, so I’ll just respond to what your dumb ass typed and be done with it….

    @Day: some time i wonder if you are that retard John royal.

    (The name is “DAYWALKER”, DIPSHIT….And sometimes “I” wonder if you suck dicks and take it up the ass, because only faggots are that fucking stupid….)

    1+ well some has Phd, some is a garbage of society, which on are you ? i mine you i’m just 27 holding a First class honor, a distinction in MRes, and Phd

    (YOU have a PHD??? HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Yeah right!!!! Don’t make me laugh, faggot!!! SUUURE you do….Just like I’m a Millionaire, an Astronaut, a published Author and a Neurological Surgeon with a supermodel girlfriend…..Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit, because I sure as hell don’t believe it, and no one else on here does either….You or anyone else can be anything you want to “ONLINE”, and I don’t give a shit if you dig ditches, you’re “STILL” stupid as fuck, and you’re still wrong….It doesn’t take an intellect the caliber of Tony Stark or Bat-Man to figure out that your use of syntax and illogical grammar usage proves that you are surely not a “Doctor” of anything other than being a “Dr, Dumbass”….)

    2+ I mean Stark industry is in marvel universe. You assume that Ironman can scanand break DC universe computer. You assume that inforamtion of Superman is in those computer. You assume that no one find out and kick Tony ass. So much assumssion but i guess that how a maggot brain work.

    (Actually, “DOCTOR”, it’s “STARK INDUSTRIES”, and Tony Stark can and more importantly, WOULD easily hack Bruce’s computers, steal all of his files, learn his identity, electronically render him penniless, feed him false information, and lead him into a trap if he felt like it, because Tony Stark uses “TECHNOPATHY”, stupid….Meaning that he can and WILL control any technological device used against him, and Bat Man uses plenty of tech in his war on crime in GOTHAM….And I don’t have to “ASSUME” a damn thing….I “KNOW” that Bat Man would get his ass killed if Tony was truthfully attempting to kill and end him, “DOCTOR DIPSHIT”….)

    3+ So Batman beat Sup a hell lot in your idea ? “A win is a win does not matter how ?” What a maggot.

    (BAT MAN HAS NEVER “EVER” BEATEN SUPERMAN IN CANON CONTENT, STUPID…..NAME ONE SINGLE TIME WHERE HE HAS, AND I’LL SHUT UP ABOUT IT FOREVER…..WHENEVER CLARK GETS BEATEN, BAT MAN “ALWAYS” HAS SOME TYPE OF CHARACTER INDUCED STUPIDITY OR PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY TO ALLOW HIM TO BEAT CLARK…..HE HAS NEVER EVER BEATEN ANYONE ABOVE STREET LEVEL ON HIS OWN WITH NO HELP, OR NO PLOT ASSISTED STUPIDITY TO WIN BASED ON BULLSHIT!!! DO YOU THINK BAT MAN COULD BEAT “BLADE”??? HOW ABOUT WOLVERINE??? LET’S TRY CAPTAIN AMERICA??? THINK HE CAN BEAT ANY OF THOSE GUYS??? HELL NO!! HE’D GET KILLED BY THE MAJORITY OF SPIDER-MAN’S ENEMIES…..AND A “WIN” IS” A WIN” WHEN IT IS CANON CONTENT, NOT SOME FANBOY INDUCED BULLSHIT ON THE PART OF THE WRITERS…..I’M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT SUPERMAN CAN TANK GETTING NUKES BLOWN UP IN HIS FACE AND NOT EVEN GET A FUCKING SCRATCH, BUT A PUNCH FROM BRUCE SENDS HIM SPRAWLING??? YEAH…..RIGHT…..I THINK YOU KNOW BETTER, AND ANYONE ELSE WITH ANY GOOD SENSE SHOULD, TOO….)

    4+ Everyone except skill martial artis like Shiva or Cat woman, etc.. has weakness on them, Spiderman is his sense too acute, Wolverine is his healing ability – because people think to control him, if they want to destroy him just accelerate his healing ability he will be dead in a day -, Ironman is his tech. The idea of Batman is not his technology or his martial arts, but his detective skill, able to find out his opponent weakness and attack it, not just power up his ability like Ironman.

    ( FIRST OFF, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, DUMBASS??? PEOPLE WHO AREN’T “SKILLED MARTIAL ARTISTS” HAVE BEATEN BAT MAN BEFORE, STUPID….IS THE RIDDLER A “SKILLED MARTIAL ARTIST”??? HOW ABOUT THE PENGUIN??? LET’S TRY THE JOKER??? IS HE BREAKING ANY BRICKS WITH HIS BARE FISTS??? I DON’T THINK SO!! MATTER OF FACT, I’VE EVEN SEEN STREET LEVEL THUGS WOMP ON BAT MAN BEFORE, SO DON’T EVEN GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT!!! HELL PROMETHEUS WOULD HAVE LITERALLY KILLED BAT-MAN AND THE ENTIRE JLA IF HE HADN’T TAKEN AN ENTIRE FRIGGIN MONTH TO SABOTAGE HIS HELMET, AND WITHOUT IT, HE WAS SURELY NO “SKILLED MARTIAL ARTIST”, SO STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR BAT-MAN’S POOR SHOWINGS…..HE WOULD GET HIS BITCH ASS KILLED….AND IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW GREAT OF A DETECTIVE BAT MAN IS, HIS DUMB ASS COULDN’T “DETECT” BANE’S PLAN FOR BREAKING HIS BACK, NOW COULD HE??? HE COULDN’T EVEN STOP BARBARA GORDON FROM GETTING SHOT IN THE SPINE AND GETTING PARALYZED BY THE JOKER, NOW COULD HE??? OH YEAH….HE’S A F*CKING GREAT DETECTIVE ALRIGHT!!! (NOT!!!) IRON- MAN FINDS HIS OPPONENTS’ WEAKNESSES AND EXPLOITS THEM, BUT HERE’S THE THING: BAT MAN “NEVER” FACES ANY OPPONENTS THAT ARE ACTUALLY BETTER THAN HE IS….CASE IN POINT: IRON MAN FIGHTS THE MANDARIN AND DOCTOR DOOM ALL THE TIME, BUT WHO DOES BRUCE EVER ROUTINELY FIGHT THAT GIVES HIM A RUN FOR HIS MONEY??? NO ONE…IRON MAN WOULD TAKE ON BAT MAN’S VILLAINS AND ROUND THEM ALL UP IN A DAY OR 2 AND EITHER KILL THEM OR BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF THEM, BUT DO YOU THINK THAT BAT MAN COULD BEAT DR. DOOM OR THE MANDARIN??? HELL FUCK NO!!!! HE CAN’T DO IT!!! HE WOULD DIE……PAINFULLY…..)

    5+ Sup is a freaking ALIEN, he is no human, his regenerate ability, his stamia, his nature duration against magic is much higher than human.

    (LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE, BECAUSE SUPERMAN HAS ABSOLUTELY NO MAGIC RESISTANCE AT ALL!! NONE, ZERO, ZIP, NADA!!! THAT IS LIE #1….)

    The only thing magic can do his disrupt his energy field which Sup to inmune to any type of attack. In order work, magic can hurt him, but it can’t 1 shot kill him like kryptonite

    (ONCE AGAIN, MAGIC CAN ACTUALLY “KILL” SUPERMAN, STUPID….HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO DEFENSE FOR IT OR AGAINST IT….JUST ASK CAPTAIN MARVEL…..THAT’S LIE #2)

    6+ Jarvish (DON’T YOU MEAN “JARVIS” DOCTOR DUMB FUCK???) has all information of (ON) Tony, hacking Jarvis meaning Tony doom.

    (JARVIS CANNOT BE HACKED THE SAME WAY THAT TONY’S ARMOR CAN’T BE HACKED, AND TONY’S IDENTITY IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE, STUPID….TRY AGAIN…IF BAT MAN ATTACKS HIM, HE’D GET HUNTED BY THE COPS, TURNED INTO A CRIMINAL AND POSSIBLY SUED BY TONY…..)

    And again, you assump (I THINK YOU MEANT “ASSUME”) that Tony new suit can’t be hack. (IT CAN’T BE HACKED….I DON’T NEED TO “ASSUME” ANYTHING, STUPID….)

    The word is, maggot, can’t be hacked YET.

    (NO…..THE “WORDS” ARE: THE ARMOR IS ACTUALLY A “PART” OF HIM NOW, AND IT CANNOT EVER BE HACKED OR MADE VULNERABLE TO ANY TYPE OF PSIONIC ATTACK….TRY AGAIN, “DOCTOR”…)

    And EMP do you know how people now a day protect against EMP ?

    (Of course I do…MATTER OF FACT, I KNOW of 2 different ways right off…DO YOU??? DON’T WORRY, “DOC”…….I GOT YA COVERED….

    The first method is “metallic shielding.” Metallic shields” are made of a continuous piece of conductive metal such as steel, aluminum or copper….. A metal enclosure generally does not “fully” shield the interior because of the small holes that are likely to exist. Therefore, that type of shielding often contains additional elements to create the actual EMP “barrier”. Commonly, only a fraction of a millimeter of a metal is even needed to supply adequate EMP protection….. HOWEVER, The shield must completely surround the item to render it “EMP hardened.”

    The second method is called “tailored hardening”, it is a far more “cost-effective” (MEANING “CHEAPER”) way of EMP hardening. In this method, only the most vulnerable elements and circuits are redesigned to be more rugged. The more rugged elements will be able to withstand much higher currents….This method has shown unpredictable failures in testing, and although it is, it is thought that it may be useful to make existing systems far less vulnerable…..

    The bottom line is: Almost all military hardware nowadays (and quite a bit of the civilian stuff too) pretty much ignores anything but a fucking nuke going off next door in terms of EMP attacks…. It is all hardened or made of superior tech that isn’t nearly as vulnerable as the older stuff that was in common use almost twenty fucking years ago…. You actually couldn’t even pull off an EMP type destruction of civilization in the modern world anymore because over 60% of the newer stuff either wouldn’t notice it, or it would reset itself in a few seconds…. The rest would only need a few minutes with a support technician to come back online and be running normally thanks to the scare of “Y 2 K”….And guess who owns a company that specializes in MILITARY GRADE WEAPONS and armament??? I’LL GIVE YOU A HINT…IT’S NOT THE GUY WITH “BAT EARS” ON HIS COSTUME…)

    Do you know how Iron man protect his suit against EMP ?

    (Well, I’m no “DOCTOR”, but I think I just explained that Tony probably went with “BATTLE HARDENED METALLIC SHIELDING”, seeing as money isn’t a deterrent to him, but even a cheap assed roll of aluminum foil would effectively stop an EMP attack…)

    what a maggot. If you don’t understand those protection of course you think it like some magic ability like some cave man think a TV is magic. Try to learn something maggot before spouting nonsense.

    (So says the FUCKING idiot that can’t even write a complete sentence that isn’t a “RUN-ON SENTENCE”, yet claims to be a damn “DOCTOR”?????…..HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Now that is funny……)

    7+ I would think you stop copy and paste, cause that will never get you out of, well maggot’s school.

    (As opposed to you, who types as if he’s never passed the 6th grade, yet claims to be a “DOCTOR” with multiple degrees??? YEAH, RIGHT…..)

    You again assume that no one in DC universe has Tony ability.

    (Wrong again…NO ONE IN DC’S UNIVERSE EVEN COMES CLOSE TO WHAT TONY ROUTINELY DOES…(THE MAN MADE AN INVINCIBLE SUIT OF ARMOR AND A LIMITLESS SUPPLY OF ENERGY FOR THE WORLD IN A FUCKING CAVE WITH A PIECE OF SHRAPNEL STUCK IN HIS CHEST, FOR GOD’S SAKE.)…CAN BAT-MAN DO ANYTHING CLOSE TO THAT??? OR WOULD HE CALL UP LUCIUS FOX BECAUSE HIS DUMB ASS CAN’T DESIGN HIS OWN WEAPONS AND TELL HIM WHAT HE THINKS HE WANTS???? I think you already know the answer to that…..)

    There are a lots

    (REALLY??? LIKE WHO????….NAME 5 PEOPLE THAT HAVE MADE BETTER ARMOR THAN TONY STARK IN DC COMICS THEN….I DARE YOU….)

    and frankly i dont have time to search for them to show you, by try cybore for an example.

    (CYBORG WOULD GET OWNED BY IRON MAN ALL DAMN DAY…..TONY COULD HACK CYBORG AND SEND 50 SUITS OF UNMANNED ARMOR TO STOMP HIM OR BAT MAN WHILE HE EATS DINNER WITH PEPPER AND NEVER LEAVES HIS FRIGGIN’ BEACH HOUSE…..VICTOR WOULD DIE, AND TONY WOULD GET HIMSELF A PIECE OF ASS…. SO EVERYBODY WINS!! AND I KNOW YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO SEARCH FOR THEM, BECAUSE THEY DON’T EVEN EXIST!!! HELL, I CAN NAME 10 PEOPLE IN MARVEL (IN NO CERTAIN ORDER) THAT ARE SMARTER THAN BAT MAN RIGHT NOW:

    REED RICHARDS

    THE HIGH EVOLUTIONARY

    DR.DOOM

    IRON MAN

    BRUCE BANNER

    THE WIZARD

    THE LEADER

    HANK PYM

    ULTRON

    THE BEAST)

    And these individuals can’t hack Star lab without directly connect into the main farme

    (DO YOU MEAN (MAIN FRAME”, “DOCTOR”??? WELL, TONY CAN GET ACCESS THROUGH WI-FI SIGNALS, PERIPHERALS OR ANY NETWORK SERVER THAT CYBORG OR BAT MAN USES….THERE YA GO..INSTANT HACK ON CYBORG OR THE BAT COMPUTER, STUPID….),

    it is the same with Batman computer.

    (I ALREADY AGREED WITH YOU….TONY WOULD EASILY HACK THE BAT-COMPUTER…)

    The people that consider the most genius in DC universe can’t hack into Batman computer without direct connection into main farme.

    (YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT COMPUTERS, DO YOU, “DOCTOR”??? THE “MAIN FRAME” MIGHT BE THE PRIMARY PROCESSOR IN WHICH DATA THEFT AND DATA LOSS OCCUR IN, BUT IT SURELY ISN’T THE PRIMARY FOCUS OF THE ACTUAL HACKING…..IF SOMEONE CAN ACCESS THE PERIPHERAL NETWORKING EQUIPMENT OR INTERMEDIATE NETWORK SERVERS, THEY DON’T NEED TO EVER TOUCH THE “MAINFRAME”, DUMMY!!!)

    So use your freaking brain or whatever in your maggot’s head to think before making a lot of assumsion.

    (NO ASSUMPTIONS ARE NECESSARY….IRON-MAN’S FAR BETTER THAN BRUCE IS….LIVE WITH IT…)

    8+ You want to say how Batman could beat Ironman.

    (NO….I “AM” SAYING THAT…)

    The advantage of surprise.

    (NO…..THAT WOULDN’T WORK, BECAUSE TONY HAS “SIMULATED” SPIDER-MAN’S “SPIDER SENSE” NOW…..ALOL THAT WOULD MEAN IS THAT TONY WOULD LET HIM GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO GRAB, AND SEEING AS HE CAN NOW LIFT WELL OVER 500 TONS, BRUCE WOULD DIE……GOOD LUCK SNEAKING UP ON HIM, BAT MAN…….)

    You need to know who your target is so you can attack.

    (NOT REALLY……TONY’S FAR STRONGER, FASTER, SMARTER AND BASICALLY FLIES AROUND IN A FUCKING TANK….HE’D ONE-SHOT BAT MAN IN A HEARTBEAT…)

    If Tony can’t find out where or who batman is, he is a sitting duck for batman.

    (AND WHAT’S TO STOP HIM FROM FINDING THAT OUT, SEEING AS HE CAN LITERALLY “SEE” THROUGH SATELLITES AND TRACK HIM NOW??? TRY AGAIN, “DOCTOR”…)

    And the Amazo suit

    (DON’T YOU MEAN “INSIDER SUIT”, DUMMY???)

    is the last and extreme answer, try to look for it information maggot.

    (YOU MEAN INFORMATION LIKE THIS?? OH YEAH….I FOUND IT, AND BRUCE WOULD “STILL” GET HIS BITCH ASS KICKED BY TONY:

    History:

    Following his return to the 21st century after being sent careening through time by Darkseid during the Final Crisis, Bruce Wayne dons the “Insider” guise in order to freely explore Gotham and assess the state of things that occurred during his absence.

    Description:

    Built with a different appearance than the traditional “Batsuit”, the Insider suit enables the wearer to mimic a selection of super-abilities through the use of high-powered technology, although the suit’s power is limited (VERY LIMITED); requiring a long recharge-time after the usage of each ability.

    While agile enough for gymnastic maneuvers, the suit has enough armor to protect the wearer from sword strikes or even (BARELY) take the brunt of a missile blast (YET ALMOST GOT HIM KILLED FIGHTING GEO-FORCE, WHO ISN’T AS STRONG OR AS FAST AS IRON MAN IS). The suit can recharge its power supply by either plugging into an external power source or by absorbing energy that is being directed upon it. The suit also enables a direct link to a JLA teleporter, enabling the wearer to hack into the Justice League’s teleportation system and teleport anywhere on the planet, although this, too, uses (A LOT OF) power.

    Other abilities include: The ability to trace frequencies, and selection of optical visions for infrared to movement tracking and normal.

    “Super-Power” Abilities: (ALL OF WHICH EAT BATTERY LIFE FASTER THAN A FAT BITCH IN AN “ALL YOU CAN EAT” RESTAURANT WITH A FRESH TRAY OF PEACH COBBLER!!!!)

    *Spectral Mode: Designed for ideal night operation through night vision lenses and light and sound dampening technology.

    (WHO CARES??? IRON MAN HAS ELECTRONIC DEFENSES AND SHIELDING WHICH ABSORB SOUND AND MASKS HIS PRESENCE)

    *Speed Force Mode: Inspired by the Flash, the suit gives the wearer limited access to the Speed Force, accelerating their movements beyond human speed.

    (AND IT IS “EXTREMELY” LIMITED…..THAT MEANS HE CAN ONLY AFFECT HIMSELF, AND HE CAN’T ACHIEVE ANYTHING ANYWHERE NEAR THE SPEEDS OD “THE FLASH OR A TRUE SPEEDSTER…LAST I CHECKED, IRON-MAN FLIES AT MACH 8.5, SO HE CAN AT LEAST KEEP UP WITH HIM LONG ENOUGH TO “TAG” HIM, AND “ONCE” IS ALL IT TAKES……)

    *Heat Vision Mode: Inspired by the Kryptonian ability, the suit expels a concentrated beam of heat from the eye lenses, although a larger blast can be expelled through the helmet’s central “eye” also.

    (GREAT!!!! IRON MAN CAN ABSORB AND RE-DIRECT ANY FORM OF ENERGY AND USE IT TO “RECHARGE” HIS STORAGE BATTERIES OR BOOMERANG IT BACK AT ITS SOURCE…GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, BRUCE…)

    *Will Power Mode: Inspired by the Green Lantern rings, the suit possesses a finger-mounted energy weapon that mimics an Oan power ring’s ability to fire a concentrated blast of energy at an opponent.

    (YAWWWWN…..OAN ENERGY GETS ABSORBED, OR REDIRECTED)

    Insider Powers:
    *Camouflage Mode: Inspired by the Martian Manhunter, the suit enables the wearer to turn invisible for a set period of time.

    (TONY CAN FIND HIM BY USING THERMAL, INFRA RED, X-RAYS OR ANY NUMBER OF DIFFERENT WAYS HE CAN USE TO EFFECTIVELY TRACK HIM, NOT TO MENTION HIS OWN VERSION OF “SPIDER SENSE”…..GOOD LUCK HITTING HIM OR HIDING FROM HIM, BAT-MAN)

    *Veritas Mode: Inspired by Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth, the suit possesses a filament cord that is lined with tactile sensors enabling it to act as a polygraph machine to discern if the individual trapped within it is telling the truth. Like Wonder Girl’s lasso, the wearer can also send an electric shock down the cord to shock the entrapped individual.

    (IN SHORT, THANKS FOR RECHARGING THE RESERVE BATTERIES, BAT-MAN….I’LL KEEP THAT IN MIND AS I SHATTER ALL 4 OF YOUR BACK TEETH USING MY ARMORED BOOTS…)

    *Flight Mode: A standard ability amongst meta-class superheroes, the suit possesses the power of flight through the manipulation of gravity and magnetic forces.

    (TRUE, BUT THE SPEED HE FLIES AT PALES IN COMPARISON TO TONY STARK, WHO FLIES AT MACH 8.5)

    *Teleportation:3-meter radius and carrying other individuals away.

    (YEP…AND THAT WILL COME IN HANDY FOR RUNNING FROM TONY AND EXECUTING A STRATEGIC RETREAT, BUT UPON SEEING THIS, TONY WILL TRACK THE ENERGY SIGNATURE AND FOLLOW HIM TO WHEREVER HE WENT, AND IF IT’S THE “BAT CAVE”, HE’S FUCKED!!!”)

    If Tony allow to include his ability in Avenger. I wonder if all that technology could messure up to White Lantern ring ? Or the combination of Yellow and Green lantern rings.

    (I CAN SUM THAT UP IN JUST 7 WORDS: HOW ABOUT TONY DEFEATING THE “PHOENIX FORCE”???? TONY WOULD STILL KILL BAT MAN BECAUSE HE’D ABSORB ANY OF THE ENERGIES THAT BRUCE WOULD USE AND HE ISN’T EVEN THAT GREAT WITH A GREEN POWER RING OR EVEN A YELLOW ONE FOR THAT MATTER…TONY STOMPS…..)

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  80. @ Shank on February 16th, 2013 at 4:43 pm”

    You fail to see the point as usual.

    (NO…..YOU DO…)

    The first thing that Bat Man will do is to come up with a defense against the spidesense.

    (OKAY, STUPID…HOW WILL BAT-MAN KNOW TONY HAS HIS OWN VERSION OF “SPIDER SENSE” UNLESS HE RUNS HIS DAMN MOUTH AND TELLS HIM ABOUT IT (WHICH HE WOULDN’T)???????

    Then he will beat the shit out of Iron Man with no effort.

    (NO EFFORT??? Ummmm…I HATE TO BREAK THIS TO YOU, BUT TONY LIFTS WELL OVER 500 TONS THESE DAYS….. PERSONALLY,I THINK HE HAS HIS WORK CUT OUT FOR HIM….)

    Come on bat man can hack anything you think that tin can will be a problem?

    (HAS BAT MAN EVER SHOWN THE ABILITY TO HACK SOMEONE LIKE CYBORG??? AS FOR HACKING TONY’S ARMOR, IT’S NOT AS EASY AS YOU’D LIKE TO THINK, BECAUSE TONY”S ARMOR IS ACTUALLY “UNHACKABLE” THESE DAYS….. IT IS ACTUALLY A “PART OF HIM” NOW….IF BRUCE TRIED THAT, TONY WOULD HACK HIM BACK, COMPROMISE HIS ASS, AND THEN PROCEED TO TRACK HIM TO WHEREVER HE IS AND GO KILL HIM…..SORRY, BUT BRUCE WOULD DIE IF HE TRIED….)

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  81. Has the hulkbuster armour actually ever worked? Plus batman has 3 of the most powerful weapons ever at his disposal. The power rings. Then the amazo armour plus his other crap, his traing his ability to see weaknesses in his opponent and the fact he’s motherfucking Batman! Sorry but tiny loses this everyday of the week.
    Also Solomon Grundy is nearly at superman strength levels. Batmans reactions are nearly par with Spider-Man so he would win a hand to hand combat no problem as he fights with training not instinct as Parker does. Wolverine can be knocked out, bats never kills his enmities if he can help it so why is the healing factor important? Yet again he killed a GOD and bested superman who is “As good as he needs to be” so he beat a man with no limits.

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  82. @Clown: well time of posting, general ideas. Way of sentence. For example, you love to use Superman phone and the lantern rings.

    @Day: 1+ well you’re both retard, and the time of ur posting quite similarlity, your idea also quite similars. And you’re both garbage of society tend to insult anyone. So yes, it made one to wonder retard.

    2+ Believe or not it’s ur choice, i’m quite sure a lot of people here believe me more than you. And garmmar ? i dont need to have perfect garmmar to get a Phd dumbass. You’re like a little kid jealousy of others people success. Want to test me ? sure ask any question about cancer, i could give you a full lecture on p53, MDM2 ? or how about p21 ? May be some thing more easier for you to undersrtand ? telomere ? telomerase ? how about synoptic complex ? Want to test me ? garbage ? you’re so far out of ur leauge.

    3+ You maggot “KNOW” it ? ok give 1 example of Ironman able to hack to DC Universe computer in CANNON. Common give me 1 example. In the other hand i could give 1 example of Dr. Doom computer that Ironman can telepathic hack in to, maggot.

    4+ So Batman beat up other super being is plot stupid, but Ironman 1 punch knock out Hulk – the guy that even Thor could not control ? – is not plot stupid ? Wow well, that is how a maggot brain work, it’s 1 way down to a trash can.

    5+ Sup resistance to magic. Do you know how sup resist to every physic attack ? because of his energy field, that is why he can’t not feel the pain from those attack, you just a maggot only copy and paste information that is why you dont understand anything, i could bet that college will or did kick you out of their school because of plagiarism. Try to understand what superman power and abilities are before spounting nonsense maggot.

    6+ Again, check and learn Maggot, Joker, Riddler, Penguin also know martial and they are criminal master mind. You have zero knowledge at all maggot. Dr. Doom ? lolz Batman fought Gods those idiot not even come close to Darkseid. How would Ironman beat Darkseid. Ya use all his best suit like a stupid brawl and hoping that it would work. Maggot

    7+ Now you bringing up cop ? what is it ? so Ironman can kill batman without being hunted down ? Are you a maggot or bacteria ? How do you know that it can’t be hacked ? Did it state that it will never be hacked ? or just another of your bacteria’s brain assumsion ? Technology can be hack .

    8+ Good, at least i was able to educate you better than your parents. You’re finally try to do research. But you still a dumbass copy & paste. Do you think that people just throw off a bomb to create an EMP and hoping that it would work dumb ass ? try to evolve bacteria.

    9+ Do you know what Cybore is ? What a bacteria. I can’t believe i’m in this conversation with you. And again. You keep makng the same stupid assumsion that Ironman can Hack all. And those idiots that ur name can’t come close to Batman intelligent, try and do some research about batman ability before spouting nonsense. And could you pick anything else aside from my garmmar ? Cause that’s so old right now. I dont need to have perfect grammar to talk with a bacteria do i ?

    10+ Spider sense, do you know what it does ? It tell him where the danger coming form, it’s depend on Tony to act on it, it does not show future, it does not show what could be the danger. There are various way to past that stupid spider sense, Batman just can’t use his hidden ablity during the fight.

    11+ You’re really a bacteria aren’t you ? Hey people are looking for me, i know let’s walking around in my best face so they could punch through it, retard.

    12+ Again you are bacteria that well i will see ur future is taking out the trash for me. You assume that Batman dont have other energy source from the others rings, You assume that Only Iron man know to redirect an attack to power source, You assume that batman use speed force or teleportation to run away, You assume that Ironman can build something rightaway on the field to see through martian manhunter invisibility, You assume that the suit only has these ability, do you know why they called it Amazo suit instead of Insider ? And finally you assume that Tony could absorb and control the power of the Lantern Rings. Many idiots had tried and died, Tony will just be another insect added to the long list.

    13+ You’ve listed all ironman ability, you really think that batman only use one of these to deal with Ironman ? It’s like talking to a rock

    Finally, want to test my archivement truth or not ? Common ask me anything, I’m welcome the challenge. If your parents can’t educate you, i will give them a help. Oh just incase ur not that John, i graduated from Birmingham University in Biomedical Science, then got my MRes in Birmingham before did my phd in Birstol university. If not because it’s too costly in London i would join Imperial London university. And i did all that while i am not even an EU citizen.

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  83. The superman phone was just a joke you know. But ironman is amazingly flawed bats could use soooo many things against him. Thumbs up on the PhD though 🙂

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  84. @ Clown Boy

    Everyone has flaws. Including your precious batfag. One mistake and he’s dead. The sooner you get that through your thick head the better.

    @ Tom

    Birmingham university? I thought you were a student of the school of hardcore ignorance. The one that shows you 6 minutes of any given situation and tells you that that’s how it’s always going to be in life.

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7k031dOOb1r1w9a4o1_500.jpg

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    ^^^ These are images of all the times that batfag got his ass BEAT. Being the ignorant hillbilly that you are I don’t expect you to actually look at these images. But if you did, you would see that batfag is as vulnerable as any normal human.

    Keep in mind that Iron Man only needs one punch. Why should I believe that batfag can avoid being punched even one time, when there’s so much evidence to the contrary?

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    Need I say more?

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  85. No ironman fag comments in 2 days? What’s happened, your balls dropped off?

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  86. I hope we dont meet those stupid guys again. I have nothing with a good discussion against Ironman fans, who will give me some good explanation why Ironman could have a chance against Batman. But these idiot keep bringing up one technology to another. I would love to see how Enstein in a Tiger tank could do against any regular Commando.

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  87. No my good comment is awaiting moderation.

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  88. @John: look up on spider sense see what it do.

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  89. FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SPIDER SENSE AND BATMANS REFLEXES ISN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ADVANTAGE IN COMBAT! Tom,
    The superman charged inside a blue sun vs galactus, who’d win?

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  90. @Clown: depend on how long. If it just a few days i doubt it barely enough. Galatus has vast knowledge of universe, Sup need few years to absorb the knowledge. Actually i’m quite surprise how some marvel hero could beat Galatus. I mean Marvel made him to be like Darksied, a God with the knowledge of the universe, then they bring him down like some common thug.

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  91. p/s that is why sometime i dont like marvel. They make the ultimate villian, but waste him. DC surely wont, the Joker is the ultimate villian for Batman – who refuse to kill and have to witness the Joker cruelsome over and over – Darkseid was the ultimate villian for JL. I’m quite interested in Sinistro though, the crop use fear to control the law, they are different from Red , Orange or Black Lantern crop which pure out evil. In away, Sinistro Crop more like a darker version of Batman, while Lantern Crop is like Superman.

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  92. That’s why I like the batman joker entanglement because of the relationship between the two. For example even emperor joker killed batman everyday multiple times but always brought him back. It’s the entire irresistible force against an immovable object and the ying- yang concept all rolled into one.

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  93. @The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 17th, 2013 at 1:09 pm

    Has the hulkbuster armour actually ever worked?

    *(YES. IT HAS WORKED AND ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION)*

    Plus batman has 3 of the most powerful weapons ever at his disposal. The power rings.

    *(STOP LYING…..BAT MAN CURRENTLY HAS NO POWER RINGS IN HIS POSSESSION, AND THERE “WERE” PLANS TO MAKE HIM A RED LANTERN, BUT SO FAR, THAT PROJECT HAS BEEN SCRATCHED OVER AT DC…..BUT LET’S KEEP IT REAL HERE….BAT-MAN’S SPIRIT IS FAR TOO NEGATIVE TO GET A GREEN RING, A BLUE RING, AN INDIGO RING OR A SAPPHIRE RING EITHER!!.. HE’S NOT SUPER GREEDY, SO AN ORANGE RING IS OUT OF THE QUESTION, AND HE’S KEPT HIS MURDEROUS IMPULSES IN CHECK, SO HE REALLY DOESN’T QUALIFY FOR A RED RING….THE CLOSEST ONE HE’D QUALIFY FOR IS A YELLOW RING AND THAT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED, BUT THE MAJORITY OF YELLOW LANTERNS ARE EVIL, SO THAT’S NOT QUITE A GOOD FIT, NOW IS IT???. )*

    Then the amazo armour (DON’T YOU MEAN “INSIDER SUIT”?) plus his other crap, his traing his ability to see weaknesses in his opponent and the fact he’s motherfucking Batman! Sorry but tiny loses this everyday of the week.

    *(NOT REALLY….IRON MAN WOULD KILL HIM AND BE DONE WITH IT…..)*

    Also Solomon Grundy is nearly at superman strength levels.

    *(HE’S ALSO SLOW AS HELL, TOO….DON’T FORGET THAT PART, EH???)

    Batmans reactions are nearly par with Spider-Man *(BULLCRAP!!!!! BAT MAN’S REACTION SPEED IS NOWHERE NEAR SPIDERMAN’S…..STOP LYING ALREADY!!!)* so he would win a hand to hand combat no problem as he fights with training not instinct as Parker does. *(TOO BAD THIS WOULDN’T BE A HAND TO HAND COMBAT FIGHT, BECAUSE IRON MAN WON’T PLAY TO BAT-MAN’S STRENGTHS IN COMBAT….HE’LL FIGHT HIM ON HIS OWN TERMS AND WIN….)* Wolverine can be knocked out, bats never kills his enmities if he can help it so why is the healing factor important? *(THAT’S SIMPLE…..HE’D HAVE TO DO AT LEAST 4 TIMES AS MUCH DAMAGA AS HE’S CAPABLE OF IN ORDER TO BEAT TONY, AND TONY ISN’T GOING TO LET HIM GET THAT CLOSE….HE’LL KEEP HIM AT A DISTANCE AND RUNNING UNTIL HE GETS TIRED, AND ONCE HE DOES, HE’LL KILL BAT MAN….IT’S REALLY QUITE THAT SIMPLE….)*
    Yet again he killed a GOD and bested superman who is “As good as he needs to be” so he beat a man with no limits. *(CORRECTION: HE BEAT A MAN WITH NO LIMITS BECAUSE OF PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY AND LAZINESS ON THE PART^ OF THE PISS POOR WRITERS THAT PENNED THAT STORY, BECAUSE SUPERMAN COULD KILL BAT MAN BEFORE HE COULD THINK IF HE WANTED TO, AND BAT MAN KNOWS THAT….HE HAS “NEVER” BESTED CLARK IN COMBAT WITHOUT SOME TYPE OF PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY OR CHARACTER INDUCED STUPIDITY TO WIN, AND LAST I CHECKED, BAT-MAN CAN GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT TOO…..JUST ASK DEATHSTROKE….. )*

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  94. @ The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 19th, 2013 at 6:38 pm

    FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SPIDER SENSE AND BATMANS REFLEXES ISN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ADVANTAGE IN COMBAT!
    *(OF COURSE IT IS….BAT MAN WOULD DIE…HORRIBLY IF PETER PARKER WERE THE TYPE TO KILL HIS ENEMIES…HE’S JUST TOO FAST, STRONG AND SMART FOR BAT MAN TO EVER WIN AGAINST HIM…)*

    Tom,
    The superman charged inside a blue sun vs galactus, who’d win?

    *(GALACTUS WOULD WIN AGAINST SUPERMAN IN AN EPIC CURBSTOMP….IT WOULDN’T EVEN REALLY BE FAIR TO KAL-EL…)*

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  95. @ THE F*CKING IDIOT Tom on February 17th, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    @Clown: well time of posting, general ideas. Way of sentence. For example, you love to use Superman phone and the lantern rings.

    @Day: 1+ well you’re both retard, and the time of ur posting quite similarlity, your idea also quite similars. And you’re both garbage of society tend to insult anyone. So yes, it made one to wonder retard.

    *(OKAY, I GOT NOTHING, BECAUSE YOUR ILLITERATE ASS CAN’T SPELL WORTH A FUCK, AND I CAN’T EVEN FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU SAID HERE…)*

    2+ Believe or not it’s ur choice, i’m quite sure a lot of people here believe me more than you.

    *(JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE “BELIEVE YOU, IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU RIGHT, DUMBASS….)*

    And garmmar ?

    *(NO….THE WORD IS “GRAMMAR”, STUPID….SO MUCH LIKE YOUR FIFTH GRADE TEACHER TOLD YOUR REMEDIAL ASS, “TRY AGAIN”.)*

    i dont need to have perfect garmmar to get a Phd dumbass.

    *(I KNOW THAT YOU NEED TO BE MORE THAN FUNCTIONALLY LITERATE TO GET A DOCTORATE, STUPID….TRY TELLING THAT TO SOME IDIOT THAT WILL BELIEVE YOU, LIAR….IF YOU HAVD A PHD, WHAT IS IT IN??? PHILOSOPHY??? SOCIOLOGY??? BASKET WEAVING??? WHAT DO YOU SPECIALIZE IN, AND WHO’S YOUR ALMA MATER??? IF YOU GRADUATED FROM AUNIVERSITY WITH A DOCTORATE DEGREE, I’M TOM FUCKING CRUISE….)*

    You’re like a little kid jealousy of others people success.

    *(NO, I’M NOT….I’M NEVER JEALOUS OF THOSE I DEEM MENTALLY INFERIOR)*

    Want to test me ?

    *(SURE….CONJUGATE A VERB…..)*

    sure ask any question about cancer, i could give you a full lecture on p53, MDM2 ? or how about p21 ? May be some thing more easier for you to undersrtand ? telomere ? telomerase ? how about synoptic complex ? Want to test me ? garbage ? you’re so far out of ur leauge.

    *(Ummmm…DON’T YOU MEAN “LEAGUE”, “DOCTOR DIPSHIT”????)*

    3+ You maggot “KNOW” it ? ok give 1 example of Ironman able to hack to DC Universe computer in CANNON.

    *(GIVE ME ONE EXAMPLE OF HIS BEING UNABLE TO DO IT IN “CANON”, YOU ILLITERATE FUCK…..CALLING ME NAMES LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD ISN’T GOING TO MAKE YOU ANY MORE RIGHT THAT YOU ARE RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW, “DOCTOR”…)*

    Common give me 1 example. In the other hand i could give 1 example of Dr. Doom computer that Ironman can telepathic hack in to, maggot.

    *(YAWN……BAT MAN WOULD GET HIS A$$ KILLED FIGHTING IRON MAN ON A BAD DAY, LET ALONE A DAY THAT HE’S PLANNED TO TAKE HIM OUT…YOU SEE, THAT’S THE PROBLEM WITH BAT MAN FANS, BECAUSE THEY FEEL THAT BAT MAN CAN PREPARE FOR “EVERYTHING”, BUT HE CAN’T!!! AND THAT’S WHY BANE BUSTED HIS BACK, THE JOKER SHOT BAT-GIRL, AND ALSO KILLED ROBIN…..SORRY, BUT BAT MAN ISN’T AS GREAT AS YOU LOSERS LIKE TO THINK….JUST ASK DEATHSTROKE OR HAL JORDAN…..)*

    4+ So Batman beat up other super being is plot stupid

    *(DUDE, IF YOU THING THAT BAT MAN CAN KNOCK SUPERMAN OUT, WEARING A KRYPTONITE RING YOU’RE CRAZY…….AND A “MORALS OFF” SUPERMAN WOULD KILL BAT MAN’S ASS WHETHER HE HAD A DAMN KRYPTONITE RING OR NOT…..END OF DISCUSSION….)*

    , but Ironman 1 punch knock out Hulk – the guy that even Thor could not control ? – is not plot stupid ?

    *(I DON’T SEE WHY NOT, SEEING AS THEY LET BAT MAN BEAT THE HULK WITH A GAS GRENADE AND A KICK TO HIS GUT TO MAKE HIM INHALE IT….DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT WHEN THE HULK CAN CLAP HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND LITERALLY LEVEL SKYSCRAPERS???? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE….)*

    Wow well, that is how a maggot brain work, it’s 1 way down to a trash can.

    *(HA HA HA HA!!!!!! SURE THING, DOC, SURE THING…..BUT CALLING ME OUT OF MY NAME STILL WON’T MAKE YOUR PUNK ASS RIGHT THOUGH……DEAL WITH IT, STUPID…)*

    5+ Sup resistance to magic. Do you know how sup resist to every physic attack ? because of his energy field, that is why he can’t not feel the pain from those attack, you just a maggot only copy and paste information that is why you dont understand anything, i could bet that college will or did kick you out of their school because of plagiarism. Try to understand what superman power and abilities are before spounting nonsense maggot.

    *(SUPERMAN HAS ABSOLUTELY “NO RESISTANCE TO MAGIC” AND LIMITED RESISTANCE TO PSYCHIC ATTACKS, BUT A POWERFUL ENOUGH PSYCHIC CAN STILL MANIPULATE HIS MIND, YOU REMEDIAL LIAR…..SHOW ME WHERE HE HAS RESISTANCE TO MAGICAL ATTACKS ANYWHERE IN CANON CONTENT THEN, IF HE DOES…..EVERYTHING ELSE YOU SAID IS IRRELEVANT AND INSIGNIFICANT, “DOCTOR DUMBASS” , AND UNLIKE YOU, I GRADUATED FROM MY UNIVERSITY AND DIDN’T PLAGIARIZE ANYONE….KNOW WHY??? BECAUSE I’M SMARTER THAN YOU, AND IT’S NOT MY FAULT…..I AM INFINITELY MORE FAMILIAR WITH SUPERMAN’S POWERSET THAN “YOU” ARE, AND IF YOU WERE, THE LAST THING YOU’D BE SAYING IS THAT BAT MAN COULD BEST A “MORALS OFF” KAL-EL IN A FIGHT…..)*

    6+ Again, check and learn Maggot, Joker, Riddler, Penguin also know martial and they are criminal master mind.

    *(HA HA HA!!!!!! SO BAT MAN IS SUPPOSED TO GET ACCOLADES FOR BESTING THOSE PHYSICALLY INFERIOR TO HIM??? I THINK NOT….BULLIES SHOULD NEVER BE APPLAUDED FOR PICKING ON THE WEAK…)*

    You have zero knowledge at all maggot.

    *(APPARENTLY, I HAVE FAR MORE THAN YOU….)*

    Dr. Doom ? lolz Batman fought Gods those idiot not even come close to Darkseid.

    *(HA HA HA!!!!! BAT MAN HAS “NEVER” FOUGHT A “GOD” BY HIMSELF!!!! AND IF HE WERE TO, HE’D GET HIS A$$ HANDED TO HIM!!! DO YOU THINK BAT MAN CAN BEAT THE SPECTRE??? NOPE….HELL, HE CAN’T EVEN BEAT^ PEOPLE THAT DON’T CONSIDER THEMSELVES GODS, LIKE FIRESTORM, OR ANY OF THE GREEN LANTERNS WITHOUT CHARACTER INDUCED STUPIDITY OR PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY TO ALLOW HIM A WIN….JUST FACE IT…HE’S A PUSSY!!! GUY GARDNER WOULD HAVE CLEANED HIS CLOCK WHILE WEARING HIS POWER RING, AND BAT MAN KNOWS THAT, BUT I HAVE UNTIL YET TO SEE HIM FIGHT SOMEONE LIKE LOBO, WHO WOULD FIGHT JUST AS DIRTY AS HE DOES AND WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO KILL HIM…..KNOW WHY??? BECAUSE HE’S A FUCKING BULLY AND A FUCKING PUSSY AS I SAID BEFORE…)*

    How would Ironman beat Darkseid. Ya use all his best suit like a stupid brawl and hoping that it would work. Maggot

    *(HOW WOULD HE BEAT DARKSEID??? HOW ABOUT BEAMING HIS ASS BACK TO APOKOLIPS VIA BOOM TUBE TECH THE SAME WAY CYBORG DID, STUPID??? (AND FOR THE RECORD, CYBORG CAN ALSO BEAT BAT-MAN’S CAPED, PUNK ASS)*

    7+ Now you bringing up cop ? what is it ? so Ironman can kill batman without being hunted down ?

    *(WELL SEEING AS IRON MAN CAN DISPOSE OF A BODY BY INCINERATING IT OR THROWING IT THROUGH SPACE INTO THE SUN, I DON’T SEE WHY HE’D GET HUNTED DOWN….LAST I CHECKED, IRON MAN WORKS WITH S.HI.E.L.D, AND ALL HE HAS TO SAY IS THAT BAT MAN IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY….THERE YA GO… AN INSTANT REASON FOR THE COPS TO KILL BAT MAN ON SIGHT…)*

    Are you a maggot or bacteria ?

    *(WELL, THERE’S NO REASON TO ASK IF YOU’RE ILLITERATE AND FUCKING STUPID, BECAUSE THAT’S APPARENT….)*

    How do you know that it can’t be hacked ?

    *(BECAUSE IT CAN’T, DUMMY…)*

    Did it state that it will never be hacked ?

    *(I KNOW BECAUSE SOMEONE A “LOT” SMARTER THAN YOU SAID THAT IT CAN’T BE HACKED BY ANY EARTHLY MEANS…THAT’S HOW….)*

    or just another of your bacteria’s brain assumsion ? Technology can be hack .

    *(NOT IRON MAN’S…..)*

    8+ Good, at least i was able to educate you better than your parents.

    *(CORRECTION: YOU WERE ABLE TO THOROUGHLY BORE ME WITH YOUR PEDANTRY AND ANNOY ME WITH YOUR INCESSANT HOMOSEXUALITY AND FLAGRANT ILLITERACY THAT YOU ROUTINELY DISPLAY…..)*

    You’re finally try to do research. But you still a dumbass copy & paste. Do you think that people just throw off a bomb to create an EMP and hoping that it would work dumb ass ? try to evolve bacteria.

    *(HOW ABOUT YOU READ A BOOK, STUPID??? EMPS DO NOT WORK ON ELECTRONICS IN THIS DAY AND AGE, DUMMY…..HOW OLD “ARE” YOU??? FIFTY??? EVEN MODERN DAY DVD PLAYERS WOULDN’T BE AFFECTED BY AN EMP ATTACK, STUPID….TRY AGAIN…BATTLE HARDENED MILITARY WEAPONS THESE DAYS ARE RESISTANT TO EMP ATTACKS, AND GUESS WHO OWNS A COMPANY THAT SPECIALIZES IN MILITARY GRADE WEAPONS???? I’LL GIVE YOU A HINT: IT’S NOT THE GUY WITH THE BAT EARS ON HIS COSTUME, DUMMY….)*

    9+ Do you know what Cybore is ? What a bacteria. I can’t believe i’m in this conversation with you. And again. You keep makng the same stupid assumsion that Ironman can Hack all.

    *(NO NEED TO ASSUME ANYTHING, HE PRETTY MUCH “CAN” HACK WHATEVER HE WANTS, AND BAT MAN COULDN’T STOP HIM FORM BROADCASTING HIS SECRET IDENTITY ALL OVER THE INTERNET AND TELEVISION IF HE REALLY WANTED TO ….MATTER OF FACT, HE COULDN’T STOP CYBORG IF HE EVER CHOSE TO DO THAT EITHER….)*

    And those idiots that ur name can’t come close to Batman intelligent, try and do some research about batman ability before spouting nonsense.

    *(I’M SORRY, BUT YOU’RE STUPID…..PLENTY OF PEOPLE COULD KILL BAT MAN THAT REALLY AREN’T THAT WELL TRAINED, EITHER….SORRY, BUT HE’S NOT AS GOOD AS SOME PEOPLE WITH MENTAL DEFICIENCIES “THINK” HE IS….)*

    And could you pick anything else aside from my garmmar ? Cause that’s so old right now. I dont need to have perfect grammar to talk with a bacteria do i ?

    *(ACTUALLY, YOU DO…..ESPECIALLY SEEING AS YOUR ABILITY TO SPELL CORRECTLY IS WOEFULLY INADEQUATE AND MAKES YOU HARD TO UNDERSTAND, STUPID….)*

    10+ Spider sense, do you know what it does ? It tell him where the danger coming form, it’s depend on Tony to act on it, it does not show future, it does not show what could be the danger. There are various way to past that stupid spider sense, Batman just can’t use his hidden ablity during the fight.

    *( I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SPIDER-MAN’S SPIDER SENSE DOES…DO YOU??? AND THE SPIDER SENSE DOES NOT TELL HIM EXACTLY WHERE THE DANGER IS COMING FROM, IT TELLS HIM THAT THERE IS IMMINENT DANGER, AND TONY’S ARMOR HAS ENOUGH SENSORS TO ALLOW HIM TIME ENOUGH TO AVOID GETTING ATTACKED AND HURT, DUMMY…. AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, TONY’S USUAL COMPUTER TRACKING AND COUNTER MEASURES ARE ENOUGH TO KEEP HIM SAFE, AND BAT MAN WOULD NEVER KNOW THAT TONY EVEN “HAD” SPIDER SENSE, BECAUSE IT IS NOT COMMON KNOWLEDGE…..TRY AGAIN…..ONCE AGAIN, TONY WOULD FIND BAT-MAN BECAUSE HE CAN SEE IN MANY DIFFERENT WAYS THAN JUST HIS NORMAL VISION. HE CAN USE INFRA RED VISION, THERMAL VISION, X-RAYS, MOTION SENSORS, SONAR AND NIGHT VISION TOO….SORRY, BUT BAT-MAN ISN’T SNEAKING UP ON TONY STARK, AND HE SURE AS HELL WON’T DO MUCH TO STOP TONY FROM EXPOSING HIS SECRET IDENTITY AND KILLING HIM IF HE CHOSE TO, DUMMY….JUST FACE IT….IRON MAN WOULD KILL BAT MAN….IT’S REALLY THAT SIMPLE…..)*

    11+ You’re really a bacteria aren’t you ? Hey people are looking for me, i know let’s walking around in my best face so they could punch through it, retard.

    *(WHO CARES IF HE DOES??? HIS HEALING FACTOR WILL MAKE THAT PERSON WISH THEY HAD NEVER DONE THAT ONCE HE DONS HIS ARMOR IN LESS THAN A SECOND…TRY AGAIN, STUPID…)*

    12+ Again you are bacteria that well i will see ur future is taking out the trash for me. You assume that Batman dont have other energy source from the others rings, You assume that Only Iron man know to redirect an attack to power source, You assume that batman use speed force or teleportation to run away, You assume that Ironman can build something rightaway on the field to see through martian manhunter invisibility, You assume that the suit only has these ability, do you know why they called it Amazo suit instead of Insider ?

    *(YOU ARE STUPID, AND I TRUTHFULLY DON’T CARE ABOUT ANY OF WHAT YOU SAID, BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY, NONE OF THAT WILL SAVE BAT-MAN’S ASS FROM GETTING KILLED….)*

    And finally you assume that Tony could absorb and control the power of the Lantern Rings.

    *(HE CAN….)*

    Many idiots had tried and died, Tony will just be another insect added to the long list.

    *(WRONG…TONY WILL ALWAYS “FIND A WAY” TO DO THAT IN THE SAME WAY THAT BAT-MAN WILL ALWAYS “FIND A WAY” TO WIN FIGHTS THAT HE SHOULDN’T EVER WIN…)*

    13+ You’ve listed all ironman ability, you really think that batman only use one of these to deal with Ironman ? It’s like talking to a rock

    *CORRECTION: YOU “ARE” A FUCKING ROCK…A DENSE ONE……)*

    Finally, want to test my archivement truth or not ? Common ask me anything, I’m welcome the challenge.

    *(NO, I’D PREFER TO LIMIT MY EXPOSURE TO THE STUPID AND MENTALLY DEFICIENT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE…… TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, YOU AND YOUR INANE ATTEMPTS AT INSULTING ME ONLY FURTHER PROVE THAT ALL OF YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE WEAK….)*.

    . If your parents can’t educate you, i will give them a help.

    *(MY PARENTS DID AN EXCEPTIONAL JOB OF EDUCATING ME, SEEING AS I CURRENTLY POSSESS 4 DEGREES AND AN CAPABLE OF SPELLING WORDS TO EFFECTIVELY COMMUNICATE FAR BETTER THAN YOU DO…)*

    Oh just in case ur not that John, i graduated from Birmingham University in Biomedical Science, then got my MRes in Birmingham before did my phd in Birstol university. If not because it’s too costly in London i would join Imperial London university. And i did all that while i am not even an EU citizen.

    *(WHO CARES??? AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED, YOU’RE STILL AN IDIOT WHO SPELLS AND BUTCHERS THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND GRAMMAR AS IF HE HAS A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT…..)*

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  96. @Day:

    Lolz, 4 degrees ? ok tell me whichUniversity, subjects, years of graduations final projects ? i will ask question of each subject to see if your maggot mind could actually answer them.

    You do not even dare to test me maggot. Oh your parent must cry their eyes out to have a bacteria for a child.

    Do you know why i dont have to assume Tony can’t do it in Cannon ? Because i only make 1 assumption. While in your case you made more than 1 maggot. You assume Tony can scan it, the you assume how Tony sscan it, and you assume Tony able to descript it. Making more than 1 assumstion will reduce the accurate of conclusion.

    I dont need to be a spelling bees champion because we have the technology, which i doubt you have money to buy maggot. The real intelligent people knows that languages are just a mean, it does not defy one’s intelligent. Example: maggot like you can’t even understand what i was talking about.

    Superman nature resistant to magic is higher than any normal human maggot. You obviously has no ifnormation about superman. If he has no resistant to magic, how can he win against Cpt Marvel ? Dr. Fate ? or Wonder Woman ? dumb ass

    You’re a lost cause, i doubt anyone would believe you able to get a degree at all. Tony need to know who Batman is, without it all his vision is useless. An exmple to trick spider sense so your tiny brain can understand: ” Throw a bomb with posion needle inside, spider sense no doubt will able to dodge it, the bomb explode releasing needle everwhere right the moment that he dodge”.

    And did you really read ? or you can’t even read ? Those guys are criminal master mind, they dont just come up to batman and say : “Hey let’s have a fist fight ” like some maggot. Plot iduced stupity ? Let’s see, using Scarecrow’s Fear gas and psychology warefare to prevent GL from able to use his will – this is plans, and studying –

    Ya great idea, beam Darkseid back so he can return ?

    Last time i check S.H.I.E.L.D is not in DC universe, retards. And between S.H.I.E.L.D and superman who do you thinkg the president would believe ? And again, how can ironman know who to kill ?

    More of stupidity assumsion. And did you heard urself “Earthly” mean, that’s mean Earth’s technology from Marvel universe, not DC maggot.

    *(WHO CARES IF HE DOES??? HIS HEALING FACTOR WILL MAKE THAT PERSON WISH THEY HAD NEVER DONE THAT ONCE HE DONS HIS ARMOR IN LESS THAN A SECOND…TRY AGAIN, STUPID…)*: This is how bacteria brain works, you have no idea what i meant.

    Lolz, against with the maggot assumsion that Ironman can hack all. Just give me a single proof that he can hack DC computer then i will believe it. If not then i wont, and if you really go to college and get a degree you know that your idiotic arguement is wrong.

    You had create a loop arguement which has no point through out the conversation.
    Let’s see you said that every batman won is plot induce stupidty, and Ironman 1 punch knock out Hulk is not, However here : *(I DON’T SEE WHY NOT, SEEING AS THEY LET BAT MAN BEAT THE HULK WITH A GAS GRENADE AND A KICK TO HIS GUT TO MAKE HIM INHALE IT….DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT WHEN THE HULK CAN CLAP HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND LITERALLY LEVEL SKYSCRAPERS???? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE….)* which indicate that you consider Ironman 1 punch knock out Hulk is plot induce stupidty the same as Batman won against Hulk – p/s: retard that is not cannon.

    Ya, you scare cause i think i’m bluffing then you found out i really know what i am talking about. Lolz. And who care about trash oppinent, I have my supervisor Dr. Andrew Turnell to prove my knowledge. Do you dare to let me test you ?

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  97. Wait wait wait wait WAIT. The three major characteristics of the GL ring are willpower, intelligence and creativity. Which one of these does bats lack to be a high ranking GL? Also white lantern ring. Anyway tiny is shit, his villains are shit and his suit is shit. Most importantly he has a trillion weaknesses and the only way he kill bats is by levelling a city with a nuke providing bats doesn’t disarm it mid flight. Also batmans reactions have allowed him to dodge lasers and bullets from point blank range. Also the omega beams whic both flash and Supes couldn’t dodge. Spider-Man couldn’t do that. Also bats has knowledge of pressure points (see that he LEARNT COMBAT INSTEAD OF USING PURE INSTINCT) which he could use against both Spider-Man and wolverine to immobilise them so he wins.

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  98. @Tom on February 21st, 2013 at 6:55 pm

    NO, NO NEED TO FURTHER BORE ME, AND I OWE THOSE WHO I DEEM BENEATH ME NO EXPLANATIONS….I GENERALLY DON’T ENJOY CONVERSING WITH IMMATURE, ILLITERATE IDIOTS AND HOMOSEXUALS WHO KISS BAT-MAN’S ASS MORE FREQUENTLY THAN HIS OWN CAPE DOES….IN YOUR CASE, IT’S A BIT FROM COLUMN “A” AND COLUMN “B”, BUT ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT BEING ILLITERATE, GAY AND DENSE IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE….SO SHOOT YOURSELF….

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  99. @Day: Ya… like every single Ironman’s idiotic fan that can’t prove their point, dont have the imagination. You can’t even prove that you pass 1 degree. You try to call my bluff, but turn out i hole a royal flush. You try to argue against my point without any real knowledges and made a loop, your arguements contradict themselves. Being illiterate to whom ? you maggot ? Just because English is your first does not mean you’re best at others too idiot, try japanese, i love to see how can you learn and read that language. Gay ? prove it ? or it the same parrot saying : ” I KNOW IT” ya not even your parent would believe something without proof. Why should i shoot myself ? I’m making an ass out of you, i earn 28k £ per year i able to save at least 10k £ per year, i have my own house in my home country. I’m living a dream here.

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  100. is this guy mental or what ?
    Ironman’s stark industries obviously earns more profit than batman’s company
    Ironman doesn’t needs a butler becoz he has got a 10 billion worth computer system called Jarvis u bitch !!
    Ironman built a suit out of junk and in a cave … way cooler than Batman !!
    Udumbass … according to u batman wins becoz he’s got a utility belt ? r u out of ur mind ? Ironman doesn’t need a utility belt u know why ? coz he’s got each and every thing in his suit … Batman can’t even Fly ! and fr a guy of ur childish mentality i must say , Ironman can make calls and send text through his suit through voice recognition ? u understand that u baby ?
    and now ur talking bout lifestyle ? go search on wikipedia ‘ironman’
    the defination says ‘super intelligent , billionaire , playboy , philanthropist !!’
    Talking bout intelligence again ? Ironman built a fcking suit which can fly , not just 1 suit , 42 awesome suits n all of them can be controlled at once !!! … i dont think batman’s suit can even make him fly bitch !!
    now ur talking bout costumes … Ironman’s costume is made up of metal and batman’s costume is made up of leather … which one is stronger huh asshole !!
    and how the hell on earth is a bat-signal cooler than the whole Stark tower ??
    somebody needs to put some sense into ur batman obsessed 5 yr old’s lunatic brain u motherfucker !!

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