Batman vs Ironman, Who would win – A detailed analysis?

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So, there is an Ironman movie and a Batman movie coming out at about the same this summer. Both movies will be fighting it out for the top spot this summer. This got me thinking: who would win in a fight between Batman and Ironman. After much thought and careful analysis, the winner is clear: Batman. (Honestly, Batman kicks everybody’s ass! )

Now, before all of you hardcore fans start writing me hate-mail, I know that they are in two different universes. Batman is in the DC universe and Ironman is in the Marvel universe. Who cares! I just want to see them fight. So here is an article on who wins, based of course on a detailed analysis of many factors..

Money:

Batman: As Bruce Wayne, Batman owns Wayne Enterprises. Wayne Enterprises is a major private technology firm that makes billions in profits. Did I mention that Bruce Wayne has a butler?
Ironman: As Tony Stark, Ironman owns Stark Enterprises. Stark Enterprises makes weapons and sells them to people. Starks Enterprise is a struggling company that is public. He doesn’t even have a butler.
Winner: Batman. Tony Stark is the shareholders’ bitch. Bruce Wayne answers to no one. Batman is like Goolge. Ironman is like Lycos or AltaVista. In fact, Wayne Enterprises could buy Starks Enterprises without even causing a dent in Bruce Wayne’s pocket.

Origins:

Batman: as a child, Bruce Wayne watches his parents gunned down in a hail of bullets by a madman. In front of him!! Filled with rage and anger, he turns to bats and learns martial arts. He then proceeds to kick everybody’s ass! Good or Evil, he doesn’t care. Batman will kick your ass!
Ironman: Tony starks is a nerd that inherits his dad’s company. While in a warzone, He gets himself captured by the enemy and is almost killed. He then builds a suit to help him kick the ass of his captors. And he doesn’t even build the suit by himself….
Winner: Batman! rage and anger turning a human into a bat is too cool to ignore.

Equipments:

Batman: You name it, batman has invented it. He’s got hundreds of Batsuits and Batmobiles. Hell, he even has his own Iron Batsuit which is probably better than Ironman’s. Plus he’s got a kickass utility belt.
Ironman: As Iron Man, Tony Stark possesses a powered armor that gives him superhuman strength and durability, flight, and an array of weapons. Stark has developed several specialized Ironman suits for space travel, deep-sea diving, stealth and other situations.
Winner: Batman. He’s got the utility belt..

Lifestyle:

Batman: Bruce Wayne is a billionaire playboy. Evry girl wants to be with him and every guy wants to be him.
Ironman: Tony Stark is an alcoholic.
Winner: Bruce Wayne. He could steal your girlfriend. And you wouldn’t even be mad. You would be so happy that Bruce Wayne chose your girlfriend.

Intelligence:

Batman: Unlike the other superheroes, Batman uses his intellect, detective skills, science and technology to defeat his enemies. Rather than simply outfighting his opponents, Batman often uses cunning and planning to outwit them. Batman is physically at the peak of human ability in dozens of areas, notably martial arts, acrobatics, strength, and escape artistry. Intellectually, he is just as peerless.
Ironman: Ironman is a walking tank that pulverizes everything in his path.
Winner: Batman. Alhough a walking tank is really cool, being the peak of human ability is better…

Costume:

Batman: He’s got a friggin Bat on his chest!
Ironman: He’s got a friggin laser cannon on his chest.
Winner: They are both winners. We should combine both costumes to form a bat-shaped laser cannon.

Other Cool Factors:

Batman: He’s got the Bat-signal. When the cops need help, they call Batman
Ironman: There is no Iron-signal
Winner: Batman and the Bat-signal.

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  1. Hahahahaha, thing is batman is miles richer than stark being the second richest character in comic books behind lex luthor, stark is basically an alcoholic douchebag, Jarvis is shit, batmans suit is made of armoured plates and he only needs the insider suit to take down stark.

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  2. @Chirag: You obviously only know about the Movies. So sadly, no matter how much I like to take you down like every single of Ironman fan, I have need to explain to you first. Batman OWNs Gotham, EVERY single thing in Gotham got his finger print on – figuratively speaking – . Not only that, Batman company single handed built the Watch Tower of which Batman designed himself. So i’m sure he is much much richer than Ironman.

    A Butler, a companion, a friend, a father, who can give advises, who can firmly stand against you when you done something wrong or going to do something wrong, who can comfort you when you down. Let’s see can an A.I does that ? NO A.I – Artificial Intelligent – can only think for themselves DOES NOT have emotion. So ya a Butler is much better to have. Only a narcissistic would chose an A.I

    Ironman built a suit out of junk in a cave. Batman out witted a GOD out of nothing in a Battle. Who’s cooler ?

    It is not the utility belt that Batman will able to win, BUT the ability to prepare the items and chose what items to use that will ensure him the victory. You want to know why Batman chose a suit without flying ability ? CAUSE IT NOISY. CAN YOU FREAKING SNEAK UP TO ANYONE AND SCARE THE HELL OUT OF THEM BY JUST YOUR SHADOW WHILE WEARING TWO STUPID ROCKET ?

    Search again about BATMAN on DC WIKI -“SUPER GENIUS”, “WORLD GREATEST DETECTIVE”, “THE KEENEST MIND ON EARTH”, “THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN ON EARTH”. About IronMan ” WORLD GREATEST ALCOHOLIC REHAB”

    Want to talk about Intelligent. A person who had got EVERY Master Degree on Science ” Physic, Biology, Medical, Chemistry, Mathematic, Forensic, Mars, Engineering, etc…….” AND master EVERY martial arts known to men + Amazon combat. He BUILT the Amazo Suit that Copy Meta Human power. He DESIGNED the Watch Tower. He OUT WITTED a GOD. He SCARED a GOD out of his wit.

    Batman suit made out of new metal that while allowing him to move freely – doing back flip – still able to take a gun shot – not that he need it – Ironman suit CAN’T do anything when trap in a small area. The speed of Ironman is FLYING speed, HE CAN’T RUN FAST, HE CAN’T DODGE FAST.

    Bat signal is cooler because IT STRIKE FEAR INTO CRIMINAL. Who scare of IRONMAN please raise your hand ? chirp chirp chirp, ……………. common no body ?

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  3. Also batman beat the shit out of superman without Kryptonite when he was 60

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  4. Wow. This site is like Facebook for the mentally retarded.

    Final word (again) Iron Man wins.

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  5. Lady and gentlemen the Worthless Gangster family is back. Oh I counted you have 5 Final words. Does your family taught you definition of “Final” ?Oh wait they also don’t know. No one ask you here trash. Please press unsubscribed and you wont have to cry every night cause I remind you how worthless you are.

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  6. @Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on May 3rd, 2013 at 2:59 am

    Hahahahaha, thing is batman is miles richer than stark being the second richest character in comic books behind lex luthor, stark is basically an alcoholic douchebag( HE MAY BE A DOUCHEBAG, BUT HE’S A DOUCHEBAG THAT BANGS HOT CHICKS ANDAND HAS FAR, FAR MORE MONEY THAN BAT MAN DOES) , Jarvis is shit (AS OPPOSED TO ALFRED’S OLD, DECREPIT, CRYING ASS??? MOTHAFUCKER, PLEASE!!!), Bat-man’s suit is made of armoured plates and he only needs the insider suit to take down stark. (Keep thinking that you d dumb son of a bitch….. Here’s what his suit is really made of, so let’s break it down, shall we???:

    THE BATSUIT ITSELF:

    The Post-Crisis version of the batsuit is not constructed from simple fabric, but from fictional advanced materials that gives it resistance to tearing. In addition, the suit also contains various defense and protection mechanisms layered into the suit’s fabric. The basic version of the Batsuit is insulated against electricity and is mildly fire resistant. Batman utilizes many different body armor designs, some of which are constructed into his Batsuits, and others which are separate. In its most basic version, the suit is bulletproof around the upper torso and back. Other versions are entirely bulletproof to small arms fire, and have advanced flexible armor plating. In Batman: Arkham Asylum Batman wears a basic batsuit throughout the game but can unlock a new “Armored” batsuit after completing the main story-line. The armored suit is much bulkier and features heavy plate armor on the torso and limbs and segmented armor on the joints and neck.

    THE CAPE:

    The cape may incorporates Nomex fire-resistant/retardant material (as demonstrated in the film Batman Forever and the Knightfall novelization by Denny O’Neil) and a Kevlar weave to slow the impact of bullets. In The Dark Knight Strikes Again, the ends of the cape contained razor-sharp blades which Batman used to slice through several corrupt government officials. In the 2005 film Batman Begins, the cape was also used as a sort of “wingsuit”; when an electric current was applied to the cape, the shape-memory fibers (much like Shape memory polymer) aligned into a semi-rigid form resembling a bat’s wings, allowing Batman to glide over the streets and rooftops of Gotham. A hang-glider version of this concept was presented in Batman Returns, in which a harness folds out of the cape to make it a rigid wing-like structure, then folds back when the wearer rolls forward on the ground after landing. In the show Justice League Batman ejected from the Bat-plane with his cape acting as a parachute using a harness. After Dick Grayson took over the identity of Batman, he and Damian Wayne, the new Robin and Bruce Wayne’s biological son, developed a “para-cape” for their costumes which gives them an ability to glide. However, at the beginning, Grayson finds that the new cape has farwill is as he is too much weight. The 2009 video game Batman: Arkham Asylum and its sequel Batman Arkham City (2011) also give Batman the same gliding ability as in Batman Begins.
    In the 2010 comic book mini-series Batman Beyond, Dick Grayson explains that there is also a tactical reason for adding a cape to the costume: misdirection. It “hides the body, makes it difficult to know where to strike” when Batman moves, with the result that villains attacking him at long range cannot determine whether they are shooting at Batman’s body or just the cape. However, a flashback reveals that after armor-piercing rounds from the Joker’s gun penetrated the cape, it saved Bruce’s life, but Dick, who was behind him, was critically wounded and died. It explains why Bruce eliminates the cape on the Batman Beyond incarnation of the Batsuit, as he’d rather be the one who gets shot instead of others.

    THE INFAMOUS “COWL”:

    In addition to concealing his features and contributing to his imposing appearance, Batman’s cowl has sometimes served other purposes. Occasionally, the cowl is depicted as having defense mechanisms such as electric shock or stun gas in order to prevent unauthorized removal (as shown in The Dark Knight, Batman: Hush, Superman/Batman and Justice League of America #24). In Batman Begins, Bruce Wayne mail orders the materials to build the cowl through a maze of untraceable shell companies. To avoid suspicion, Wayne orders very large quantities of 10,000, each part sent to different location, and under different aliases. However, because some meta-human criminals have the power to see through solid objects, Batman also lines the cowl with lead to protect his identity. That property is absent in The New Batman/Superman Adventures crossover “World’s Finest”, where Superman saw through Batman’s cowl with ease, it is unknown whether modifications were made later. The cowl also contains shifting lenses that identifies suspect’s identities, as well as their weak points (through medical records), while simultaneously avoiding the possibility of eye identification (presumably why he has solid white eyes in his animated appearances). The cowl has special visions, like infrared vision (heat sensors), night vision, and ultraviolet vision. The cowl’s visor is also a digital camera for obtaining evidences. Also, in The Dark Knight, Batman uses a sonar concept (via Cellphone) introduced by Lucius Fox. This technology is utilized by using echolocation to triangulate objects via cell phones. Recently (in Detective Comics #838), it’s been revealed that Batman also has an echolocation system in the cowl. In Batman: The Animated Series, Batman wears a special motorcycle helmet when riding his Batcycle that is molded with bat ears to accommodate his cowl’s ears. In Batman: Arkham Asylum, Batman extensively uses a sophisticated “detective mode” vision enhancement built into the cowl that allows him to see enemies in darkness, including through walls, see their condition and state of alertness, and detect and identify hidden objects and analyze evidence. It also gives him the white eyes while it is activated. In addition, one of the cowl’s ears carries a high-gain antenna for an internal comm-link on the left side of the cowl, allowing Batman to stay in contact with his allies. The comm-link can also scan police radios and other communication frequencies. It also carries an inertial navigation unit to keep him in balance when facing foes such as the Scarecrow or Count Vertigo. The cowl’s Kevlar panels provide a level of protection for his head against firearms. The front of the skull and the sides of the temples also have small armor inserts to increase the effectiveness of skull strikes and protect from concussive blows. Repeated encounters with the Mad Hatter also forced Batman to shield his cowl against the villain’s mind control. Its basic design has remained unchanged; however, it has been frequently updated to advance Batman’s crusade. In Batman: The Brave and the Bold, the cowl’s ears can change lengths for various uses. However artist Karl Kerchl has drawn Batman’s costume vault showing that he has a wide selection of cowls with ears of different lengths. Despite that Dick Grayson’s cowl supposedly has the same features as Bruce Wayne’s, Grayson often finds it interferes with his peripheral vision when wearing it. This could be because Grayson, having used a simple domino mask to conceal his identity for most of his crimefighting career, is simply unused to the cowl. In Batman: Cacophony, during Batman’s hunt with the masked serial killer Onomatopoeia, the Dark Knight reinforced one of his cowls with a secondary armor beneath its kevlar headpiece with bloodpack lining in anticipation of being shot in the skull, to create an opportunity to fake his own death to get himself closer to the villain. This was based on assassin Deadshot’s helmet designs.

    THE GLOVES:

    In The Dark Knight, Batman is given enhanced gloves with which the fins can be launched by pressing a button and fired to become like throwing stars. Towards the end of the movie, Batman launches them at The Joker effectively incapacitating him. He also has electrical shockers in the fingertips of his gloves, which are used to control the structure of his cape. Additionally, Batman hides a few pieces of his arsenal in his gloves, such as a lock pick. Also as stated in the Batman hand book, the knuckles of the glove contain a small amount of lead shot to increase the force of his blows, however this has yet to be seen in the comic book series. Similar knuckle reinforcement can be seen in the video game Batman: Arkham Asylum, where Batman actually sprays his knuckles with an explosive gel to drastically increase the force of a punch; the explosion effectively destroys his glove, and nearly breaks his arm.

    THE BOOTS:

    In Batman: Year One, it is depicted that Batman hid a few pieces of his arsenal in his leather boots, such as a blow gun (its length made it impossible to fit in Batman’s belt compartment) with fast-acting anesthetic darts and an ultrasonic device built into his left heel. The basic design of the boots are modeled on Tactical boots, but they are made from lightweight rubbers and are much more flexible to allow for full extension when kicking. The bottom is a flexible split sole design and is textured for a variety of surfaces. The boots also have steel toes, making them much more effective when on the offensive. Although Batman is already an accomplished Olympic level swimmer, during the Batman: Hush storyline, it is revealed that he installed underwater propellers in the heels. In Batman Begins, a boot heel is revealed to contain an ultrasonic signaling device capable of calling live bats to it as a form of protection and cover for Batman during a getaway. This device was originally introduced in the Batman: Year One series. In Batman & Robin, the boots have ice skates built into them.

    THE “ARMOR”:

    The Bat-suit has been repeatedly updated in order to reflect advances in technology. Originally, the costume contained no protective armor. However, the real world advent of various forms of personal protective materials like Kevlar and the realization that being shot while wearing such protection should still be avoided, has led to the costume being re-imagined with varying forms of bulletproof protection which employs the aforementioned use of the suit’s chest symbol to lure shots at the armor’s strongest point. Despite the armor, Batman almost always evades gunfire and is very rarely actually shot. In the 1989 film “Batman”, one of the Joker’s men shoots Batman nearly point-blank in the chest. The suit’s body armor saved his life (yet the force was still enough to briefly render him unconscious.) Although the suit often included a neck-brace and other preventative bracing, after recovering from his spinal cord injury (the result of Bane’s attack), Batman reinforced the armor with a stronger material and hydraulic shocks to dampen sudden shocks and impact, along with a spinal brace, to protect him from such abuse. The Bat-suit also has a magnetic signature harness, allowing Batman to attract his body to a gargantuan metal object (like a plane). During The Resurrection of Ra’s al Ghul, Batman acquired an ancient suit of armor from Talia al Ghul, The Suit of Sorrows. According to its legends, it can impart strength and speed of its wearer but also would completely corrupt anyone whose heart and soul is not pure. At first, the Dark Knight was dubious of the legend, but eventually experienced an aggressive behavior while wearing the armor during patrols. Batman later learns from a member of The Order Of The Pure, a splinter faction of The Order Of St. Dumas, that the armor once belonged to a knight named Geoffrey de Cantonna, who massacred hundreds of people in an alpine valley in 1190. The Suit of Sorrows becomes one of the trophy displays within the Batcave, to remind the Dark Knight that he must be ever vigilant not only in his crusade against crime, but also himself. The new Azrael takes up wearing the suit eventually. In all eight one-shots of Bruce Wayne: The Road Home, which sets after the events of Batman: The Return of Bruce Wayne, show that Batman has developed an exo-suit (CALLED THE “INSIDER SUIT”) mimicking Amazo’s capability of copying metahuman powers, includes: very limited use of Superman’s heat vision, super speed which is labelled with SF as in very limited access to the Flash’s speedforce to be used on himself, Martian Manhunter’s invisibility, emitting a Green Lantern’s ring’s energy for a few blasts, but no ability to make energy constructs, and a lasso mirroring Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth which can be electrified to stun an opponent. There is, however, a critical design flaw in this suit: It uses far too much power to keep it functioning. Thus, Batman can only use it for very limited amounts of time (LIKE JUST A FEW SECONDS). Lucius Fox also supplied Bruce Wayne and his son Damian a pair of experimental jet-suit prototypes. They can provide artificially enhanced strength and endurance as well as very short-range flight capability. The prototypes were not used because they were considered too risky and far too expensive for frequent operational military use, allowing the Waynes to INFREQUENTLY utilize them for the family’s “Bat-man Inc.” project.

    AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST THE “UTILITY BELT”

    Bat-man’s utility belt is his most characteristic prop, much like Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth, or Green Lantern’s ring. The exact contents of this belt are not usually known because Bat-man usually changes it to suit his needs. His uncanny ability to carry unusually appropriate tools is legendary (OR SHOULD I SAY PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY???). Batman’s enemies are especially interested in the utility belt as they believe it will give them an advantage over him, but the belt’s compartments are locked and only Batman knows how to open them (ONCE AGAIN, “PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY”). There have been a few instances where the security is been bypassed: In the Justice League episode “Injustice for All”, Lex Luthor managed to open the belt and in an episode of The Batman “The Cat and the Bat” Catwoman stole Batman’s utility belt and managed to open the capsules. The utility belt is depicted as having defense mechanisms such as electric shock, locks, marker paint, or stun gas in order to prevent tampering, but for some reason, it doesn’t prevent the belt from being removed (HA HA HA!!!!! SO BAT-MAN HAS A BELT THAT ANYONE CAN JUST WALK UP TO HIM AND SWIPE THAT HAS COMPARTMENTS THAT CAN’T BE OPENED???….WOULDN’T IT MAKE MORE SENSE TO HAVE A BELT THAT HIS ENEMIES CAN’T REMOVE IN THE FIRST DAMN PLACE???) . This issue was fixed in Batman Beyond with the utility belt being permanently attached to the futuristic suit. The belt is almost always yellow in color, and the look of the belt is usually depicted as having either capsule-like cylinders or military style pouches to store his equipment in.
    The array of devices Batman carries have become more complex over time. The simple coiled rope and batarang scaling equipment became a rocket-powered (or compressed-air-powered) grapple gun. The suit has also carried on different occasions a re-breather device, flash and gas grenades, explosives and a detonator, lockpicks, a signaling device for the Batmobile, electronic surveillance equipment (including video camera and monitor), a forensic kit for gathering crime scene evidence, a medical kit, a small toolkit, a homing device, a cache of money and, in early incarnations, a pistol in a holster. On any occasion where Batman anticipates encountering Superman, he has also carried (in a lead case) a Kryptonite ring given to him by the Man of Steel as a weapon of last resort (in some instances, Batman has acquired – or manufactured – the kryptonite himself, such as Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight graphic novels). One exception to this is seen in Kingdom Come, since in that novel, Superman has become impervious to kryptonite. In The Dark Knight Rises, at least one of the “pouches” has been replaced with a device previously seen being used by Bruce Wayne to avoid paparazzi attention that shuts off nearby electrical appliances.

    (SO ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, BAT MAN BASICALLY HAS A VERY LIMITED SUIT OF PADDED KEVLAR ARMOR WITH HYDRAULIC SHOCKS THAT WILL PREVENT HIS BACK FORM BEING HYPER-EXTENDED, AND VERY LIMITED ARMOR PLATING IN CERTAIN PARTS LIKE HIS LEGS….ONLY PROBLEM IS: TONY HAS X-RAY VISION AND WOULD KNOW THAT IN SECONDS AND ATTACK HIS LEGS, OR JUST USE HIS TECHNOPATHY AND JUST USE HIS OWN BATMOBILE’S REMOTE CONTROL TO RUN HIM DOWN…LOL!!!!)

    AND NOW, LET’S TALK MONEY, SHALL WE, C.P.O.C.??……..

    Who was the richest superhero in 2012? If you guessed Iron Man’s Anthony (TONY) Stark, you are correct, at least according to Forbes Magazine’s top 15 richest fictional characters. Forbes magazine said Stark, played by actor Robert Downey Jr. in the Iron Man movies, has an “estimated” net worth of $9.3 billion earned through military defense contracts alone. He placed 5th on the Forbes list. Forbes said Stark, who once bragged about “privatizing world peace”, is under fire from consumer advocate Ralph Nader over Stark Industry’s Resilient line of repulsor-powered cars. Nader said the cars are “unsafe at any speed.” “New projects ­include bio-mimetic ­Extremis armor, and nuclear-powered wine refrigerators. Stark is also spending time with new, ultra-elite social club; other members include a Nordic prince (THOR), an atomic physicist (HANK PYM), and a famous war hero (CAPTAIN AMERICA),” the Forbes profile said.The other superhero on the list, Bat-man’s Bruce Wayne, had an estimated net worth of $6.9 billion, according to Forbes. He placed 8th on the list.(HA HA !!!! SUCK IT, BAT-FAGS, TONY JUST MURKED THAT BATWINGED FREAK, SO CHA-CHING, MOTHERFUCKERS, TONY MAKES ALMOST 2.5 BILLION BUCKS MORE A YEAR!!!) It said WAYNE, always the billionaire playboy continues to dominate tabloid headlines after he allegedly broke up Kim Kardashian’s last marriage…..(So not only is BAT-MAN “POORER” than Tony, it is apparent that HE BANGS CHICKS that everyone else has BANGED OUT too!!! ROTFLOL!!!!) Perhaps he should get himself checked out for STDs!!!

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  7. @ Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on May 3rd, 2013 at 5:29 am

    Also batman beat the shit out of superman without Kryptonite when he was 60.

    WRONG!!! THAT WAS NON-CANON CONTENT WHEN THAT HAPPENED, AND HE HAS “NEVER” EVEN WON A SINGLE FIGHT AGAINST SUPERMAN WITHOUT PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY OE LAZY WRITING IN CANON CONTENT….THE ONLY TIME BRUCE “EVER” BEATS CLARK IS WHEN PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY IS INVOLVED…..NOW LET’S FACE FACTS HERE…..”IF”” BAT MAN EVER FACED A “MORALS OFF” SUPERMAN, HE’D PROBABLY BE DEAD BEFORE HE COULD “PREP” TO PUT HIS PLANS IN EFFECT, BECAUSE WITH CLARK’S SPEED, STRENGTH, INTELLIGENCE, RESILIENCE, ABILITY TO TANK INSANE AMOUNTS OF DAMAGE AND NOT EVEN GET A SCRATCH, PLUS HIS LIMITLESS ENDURANCE THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL HE COULD WIN……OR TO MAKE THINGS INTERESTING, CLARK COULD JUST SPEEDBLITZ PRESSUREPOINT ATTACK HIM AT MACH 6 BEFORE HE COULD MOVE, OR (HERE’S MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, KIDDIES, SO LISTEN UP???) HIT HIS DUMB A$$ WITH AN “INFINITE MASS PUNCH” (ONLY HIS WOULD DO FAR MORE DAMAGE THAN THE FLASH’S), AND IT WOULD BE FAR WORSE, BECAUSE A KRYPTONIAN’S PHYSIOLOGY IS FAR STRONGER THAN ANY HUMAN’S, SO THAT MEANS SUPES WOULD LITERALLY KNOCK HIS DAMN HEAD OFF….

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  8. @ Posted by Tom on May 3rd, 2013 at 4:09 pm:

    DUDE, ARE YOU “FUNCTIONALLY LITERATE”, OR WHAT, BECAUSE YOUR GRAMMAR AND YOUR SPELLING ARE BOTH BEYOND ATROCIOUS!!! I MEAN SERIOUSLY!!! WHAT DID THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE EVER DO TO YOU TO THE POINT WHERE YOU FEEL A NEED TO RELENTLESSLY BUTCHER IT???? EITHER WAY, ALLOW ME TO HELP YOU OUT AND CORRECT A FEW TYPOS, EH????

    Lady (ACTUALLY, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN “LADIES” HERE, YOU DIPSHIT!!!) and gentlemen(,) the Worthless Gangster family is back. Oh(,) I counted(….) You have 5 Final words….. (YOU CAN COUNT TO 5 NOW, TOMMY BOY??? WOW!!!! DID YOU USE YOUR FINGERS AND THUMB ON ONE HAND TO COUNT THAT HIGH???) Does (THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN “DID”, DUMMY!!!) your family taught ( SHOULD HAVE BEEN “TEACH”…) you (“THE” definition of “Final” ?Oh wait (,) they also don’t know (SHOULD HAVE USED “EITHER” HERE…). No one ask (THE WORD IS “ASKED”, GENIUS….) you here (,) trash. Please press unsubscribed and you wont have to cry every night cause I (SHOULD HAVE BEEN “I’LL”…) remind you (“OF”) how worthless you are. ( I GOT A BETTER IDEA….HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP CRYING YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER YOU MASTURBATE, PUNK??? AND FOR GOD’S SAKE, LOG OFF OF THE DAMN COMPUTER AND GO READ A FUCKING BOOK OR SOMETHING!!!!)

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  9. @Posted by Tom on February 21st, 2013 at 8:21 pm

    @Day: Ya… like every single Ironman’s idiotic fan that can’t prove their point, dont (THE WORD IS “DON’T”, YOU DULLARD…) have the imagination (WHAT’S THERE TO IMAGINE, YOU FOOL??? LAST I CHECKED, IRON MAN’S MAGNETIC BEAM RE-ENFORCED GOLD PLATED TITANIUM ARMOR IS FAR STRONGER AND HAS A LOT HIGHER TENSILE STRENGTH THAN BAT-MAN’S KEVLAR COVERED FLESH AND BONE….) You can’t even prove that you pass 1 degree (I’M SORRY, BUT YOUR ILLITERATE ASS IS NO ONE THAT I FEEL A NEED TO IMPRESS…..) You try to call my bluff, but turn out i hole (THE WORD IS “HOLD”, YOU STUPID SHIT EATING HOMOSEXUAL….) a royal flush. You try to argue against my point without any real knowledges (THE WORD YOU’RE LOOKING FOR HERE IS “KNOWLEDGE”, AND THERE’S NO NEED TO ARGUE WITH A FOOL, BECAUSE A CASUAL OBSERVER THE TRUE FOOL IS THE ONE WHO CONTINUES TO MAKE A CASE FOR AN IRRELEVANT POINT” ….)and made a loop, your arguements (THE WORD IS “ARGUMENTS”, STUPID!!! FOR CHRIST’S SAKE LEARN TO SPELL, OR AT LEAST USE SPELL CHECK, YOU DUMMY!!!!) contradict themselves (WHICH ONES WERE THOSE, YOU ILLITERATE SON OF A BITCH???) . Being illiterate to whom (WELL, I DON’T KNOW…..LET’S GO WITH ANYONE WHO HAS READ ANY IF THE INANE DRIVEL YOU’VE TYPED THUS FAR???) ? you maggot (ACTUALLY, IT’S MORE ALONG THE LINES OF “EVERYONE WHO HAS READ WHAT YOU SAID”???) ? Just because English is your first does not mean you’re best at others too idiot, try japanese (WHY SHOULD I??? I DON’T LIVE IN JAPAN, STUPID…..I’VE VISITED JAPAN, BUT I HAVE NO NEED TO LEARN JAPANESE….), i love to see how can you learn and read that language (WELL, I DON’T KNOW…..I GUESS IF I FELT LIKE LEARNING JAPANESE, I’D LEARN IT THE SAME WAY I LEARNED ENGLISH, FRENCH, SPANISH AND GERMAN, STUPID….). Gay (I’M NOT, BUT YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE VERY FLAMBOYANTLY GAY….) ? prove it (HOW ABOUT WE START WITH THE FACT THAT YOU ROUTINELY STALK MEN ON THE INTERNET??? MYSELF INCLUDED????) ? or it the same parrot saying : ” I KNOW IT” ya not even your parent would believe something without proof (TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THERE’S PLENTY OF PROOF THAT YOU SOUND GAY AND STUPID IN THIS VERY RESPONSE, FAG…). Why should i shoot myself (WHY SHOULD YOU SHOOT YOURSELF??? WELL FOR ONE, IT WOULD GET YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP….) ? I’m making an ass out of you (Umm….CORRECTION, YOU BREATH SMELLS AS IF YOU’VE BEEN EATING AN ASS YOU, FAG….), i earn 28k £ per year i able to save at least 10k £ per year, i have my own house in my home country. I’m living a dream here.(HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!! SURE, SURE……. OF COURSE YOU ARE……NOW WAKE THE F*CK UP, STOP HUFFING THAT GRILL CLEANER, AND GET BACK TO JUGGLING YOUR SHIFT LEADER’S BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH, Mc FAGGET!!! )

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  10. @Posted by Tom, AKA DOCTOR DUMBASS on May 3rd, 2013 at 3:42 am

    @Chirag: You obviously only know about the Movies. So sadly, no matter how much I like to take you down like every single of Ironman fan, I have need to explain to you first (OKAY, CHIRAG…..NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO SOCK THIS FAG IN THE JAW, BECAUSE HE’S TRYING TO TAKE YOUR PANTS DOWN…..). Batman OWNs Gotham (NO, HE DOESN’T!!!!), EVERY single thing in Gotham got his finger print on – figuratively speaking – . Not only that, Batman company single handed built the Watch Tower of which Batman designed himself. (BIG FLAMING DEAL……TONY STARK BUILT A LIMITLESS ENERGY SUPPLY FOR THE WORLD AND A SUIT OF ARMOR WITH LIMITED RESOURCES IN A CAVE, SO THERE GOES THAT “THEORY”…HE ALSO BUILT SHIELD’S “HELICARRIERS” AND A SOLAR RELAY TO PROVIDE ELECTRICITY TO POORER NATIONS….) So i’m sure he is much much richer than Ironman….(WELL, YOU MAY “THINK” YOU’RE SURE, BUT ACCORDING TO FORBES, TONY STARK HAS HIM BEATEN BY 2.4 BILLION DOLLARS….TONY IS RANKED THE 5th RICHEST GUY ON THE PLANET AND BAT-MAN IS CURRENTLY THE 8TH…..SO SUCK IT, BAT MAN!!! ) A Butler, a companion, a friend, a father, who can give advises (THE WORD IS “ADVICE”, YOU MORON!!!), who can firmly stand against you when you ( THE WORD IS “YOU’VE”, DUMMY….) done something wrong (,) or “IF”) you’re going to do something wrong(….) Who can comfort you when you (ARE) down. Let’s see(…..) can an A.I does (THE WORD IS “DO”, DOCTOR DIPSHIT….) that ? NO…..(OH, SO IT WOULD SEEM THAT BAT-MAN NEEDS SOME TYPE OF ESTROGEN FILLED BUTLER TO ACT AS A FATHER INSTEAD OF MANNING UP THE WAY TONY HAS, HUH??? WHAT A PUSSY!!!) A.I – Artificial Intelligent (ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES) – can only think for themselves(….) (THEY) DOES (DO NOT) NOT have emotion (EMOTIONS). (DUDE, YOU ARE SUCH A FRIGGIN LADY!!!) So ya a Butler is much better to have (I GUESS YOU’RE RIGHT…..A PUSSY NEEDS SOMEONE TO CRY TO…AT ALL TIMES…..LOL!!!!). Only a narcissistic (THE WORD IS “NARCISSIST”, FOOL…. ) would chose an A.I…(MORE LIKE ONLY A REAL MAN WHO’S SECURE IN HIMSELF WOULD CHOOSE AN A.I., BECAUSE OF THE TACTICAL ADVANTAGE IT WOULD PROVIDE IN AN ACTUAL FIGHT….) Ironman built a suit out of junk in a cave. Batman out witted a GOD out of nothing in a Battle. Who’s cooler ? (IRON MAN IS COOLER, BECAUSE HE ROUTINELY FIGHTS GODS, COSMIC ENTITIES, WORLD-BEATING SUPER-VILLAINS AND METAHUMANS WITHOUT “PREP”…HIS SUIT IS A FLYING TANK / CRIMELAB, AND HE KILLS HIS ENEMIES WHEN HE HAS TO, SO IN RETROSPECT, BAT MAN DOES MORE HARM THAN GOOD, BECAUSE FOR ALL OF THE COUNTLESS TIMES THAT THE JOKER HAS ESCAPED ARKHAM TO WREAK HAVOC ON GOTHAM CITY AFTER BAT MAN HAS CAUGHT HIM, IRON MAN WOULD HAVE SHOT THE SON OF A BITCH AND GOT HIMSELF A 6 PACK…..”LITERALLY”!!!!) It is not the utility belt that Batman will able to win, BUT the ability to prepare the items and chose what items to use that will ensure him the victory (IN SHORT, PURE AND TOTAL BULLSHIT!!! I DON’T GIVE A DAMN WHO YOU ARE, YOU CANNOT PLLAN FOR EVERY DAMN CONTINGENCY!!! AND THAT’S WHY BANE BROKE BAT MAN’S BACK AND DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM…TOO BAD HE DIDN’T GET “PREP”, HUH BATFAGS???). You want to know why Batman chose a suit without flying ability (NOPE…..I ALREADY KNOW….IT’S BECAUSE HE’S STUPID!!!) ? CAUSE IT NOISY. NO, IT’S NOT…..EVER HEAR OF “Variable Specific Impulse Magnetoplasma Rockets” (VASIMR). Don’t be intimidated by the name, the only two terms YOU really need to focus on are “magnetoplasma” and “rocket.” The way this rocket works is pretty simple …..Plasma responds to magnets because it’s full of ionized subatomic particles. The chest reactor’s goal is to keep this plasma contained, but a VASIMR rocket’s goal is to push the plasma out the bottom with enough force to provide thrust. Tony already has the basics in place, a supply of plasma, superconducting electromagnets to contain the plasma and power to run those same electromagnets. Now, Tony would just need a system in the suit to shunt some of the plasma from his chest down to his feet and fire it out the bottom with some magnetic nozzles. The main addition needed is a way to heat the plasma up even more before ejections. This can be done with an ion cyclotron resonance frequency booster antenna, which is a fancy type of particle accelerator that uses magnetic fields and is circular. Then the additional thermal energy is converted to kinetic energy and shoved out the bottom of the boot. Kind of like if Gambit stood on his cards and launched himself into the air…. Again, like the Tokamak reactor, the VASIMR has its own set of challenges for Tony to overcome. The VASIMR is classified a 1 on the technology readiness level, which means it’s still in the “basic research” phase of existence, a far cry from operating in a battlefield. Right now they’re really big but with enough energy to power the thing it wouldn’t be impossible for Tony to scale it down for his needs as he did with the arc reactor. Another stumbling block so far? VASIMR prototypes have only been tested in a vacuum. It’s a bit unclear if this means they only operate in a vacuum but they’ve been proposed as a high-atmosphere form of propulsion, which implies functionality in air, not just in space. Finally, the VASIMR produces a lot of magnetic field energy. So much so that some critics of the design worry it could affect the Earth’s magnetosphere, and that would be bad, because we need the magnetosphere to live. Tony can insulate the suit against the strong magnetic fields, but the Earth itself can’t. Let’s assume since he’s scaled down the rocket to boot size, the Earth can take the strain….. Since both the rocket and the reactor need hydrogen as fuel, they might as well get it from the same source, and the best possible source is probably Tony himself. An adult human male carries about five liters of blood in their body. A little more than half of that blood is plasma. Plasma is 90% water, and water also has two hydrogen’s right there for the taking (with the help of a little electrolysis.) Physicist Ben Tippett did some back of the envelope calculations based on these assumptions and the results showed that Tony would be burning through about a liter of water per hour of running the reactor at full capacity. This would dehydrate you and fast, so it’s a good thing Tony drinks plenty of fluids. But as long as he kept enough water in his system he’d have all the fuel he needs with no giant tank. Which is good because a giant tank would make the whole contraption pretty hard to steer, right???? EITHER WAY, HE WON’T MAKE ANY NOISE IN FLIGHT….) CAN YOU FREAKING SNEAK UP TO ANYONE AND SCARE THE HELL OUT OF THEM BY JUST YOUR SHADOW WHILE WEARING TWO STUPID ROCKET ? (TONY’S A TOTAL BAD ASS…..HE DOESN’T NEED TO SNEAK AROUND….) Search again about BATMAN on DC WIKI -”SUPER GENIUS”, “WORLD GREATEST DETECTIVE”, “THE KEENEST MIND ON EARTH”, “THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN ON EARTH”. About IronMan ” WORLD GREATEST ALCOHOLIC REHAB” (Umm…..YOU ARE AWARE THAT WIKIPEDIA CAN BE EDITED BY BASICALLY ANYONE, AND ISN’T EXACTLY A CREDIBLE SOURCE, SEEING HOW I’VE ACTUALLY EDITED THINGS ON WIKIPEDIA BEFORE…… RIGHT??? ) Want to talk about Intelligent. A person who had got EVERY Master Degree on Science ” Physic, Biology, Medical, Chemistry, Mathematic, Forensic, Mars, Engineering, etc…….” AND master EVERY martial arts known to men + Amazon combat. He BUILT the Amazo Suit that Copy Meta Human power. He DESIGNED the Watch Tower. He OUT WITTED a GOD. He SCARED a GOD out of his wit. Batman suit made out of new metal that while allowing him to move freely – doing back flip – still able to take a gun shot – not that he need it – Ironman suit CAN’T do anything when trap in a small area. (DUDE, IRON MAN CAN LIFT IN EXCESS OF 100 TONS, SO IF HE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IN A SMALL AREA, I DOUBT THE’D BE THERE FOR LONG…) The speed of Ironman is FLYING speed, HE CAN’T RUN FAST, HE CAN’T DODGE FAST. (WRONG!!!! THANKS TO THE EXTREMIS VIRUS, HE HAS SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH, SPEED AND REACTION TIME NOW….HE ALSO HAS SPIDER-MAN’s SPIDER SENSE AS WELL, NOW….) Bat signal is cooler because IT STRIKE FEAR INTO CRIMINAL. (A LITERAL FLYING “TANK” WILL STRIKE FAR MORE FEAR INTO SOMEONE’S HEART THAN A MORON WHO DRESSES LIKE A DAMN BAT, YET NEVER KILLS ANYONE, BECAUSE TONY GENERALLY DOESN’T HAVE MANY REPEAT OFFENDERS…..UNLIKE BAT-MAN) Who scare of IRONMAN please raise your hand ? (ACTUALLY, THE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WERE SCARED OF HIM ARE PROBABLY ALREADY DEAD, DUMMY!!! AS I SAID BEFORE, TONY DOESN’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH REPEAT OFFENDERS VERY OFTEN, BECAUSE HE WILL KILL THEM….) chirp chirp chirp, ……………. common no body ? (DUDE, YOU’RE STUPID!!!!)

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  11. @Day. Man you are a retard. I don’t know why but you guys keep crawling back after so many “Final” Word. And you are sure need attention. Keep posting to make sure I come or you took that much time to search on an Engine ?

    Now first thing your info is base on the Movies, Not comics. So what a way to waste your time; or you just copied and pasted ? Anyway what you had read is standard equipment, he does have others to deal with different threat that his will alone is not enough.

    2nd Lolz took you that long to reply ? You did know that you can unsubscribe here If you felt like “NO, NO NEED TO FURTHER BORE ME, AND I OWE THOSE WHO I DEEM BENEATH ME NO EXPLANATIONS” didn’t you ? And the only thing you can bring is spelling. Let’s have a fun game, base on your posting times, your obsession with spelling, you put English first I would say you’re living around PST zone, and you mention French and Spanish so I would say you are from USA. Which could explain you obsession with Spelling. I guess only America would obsess with something so useless as spelling. Or may be you won a Spelling Bee and got beaten up cause you’re a nerd ? Stalking ? Who is stalking who now ? I’ve never once said I will leave this forum, you guys in the other hand keep saying ” Final Word” then pop back in when you found me.

    3rd Tony did built those thing, but who is the one funded it ? In the other hand Bats company single hand funded the Watch Tower and as I said your info base on the movies which is useless.

    About Butler, are you that stupid ? Lolz I don’t want to explain it to you. Try to think, why Bruce Wayne needed a butler while Tony didn’t.

    When is it that those suit of Ironman have ever won against those being alone ? And kill a bad person ? I guess it is quite easy to pull a trigger when you’re a drunk yard. Me I prefer a Hero with moral no matter what happen.

    Batman had never encountered or known of superhuman or meta gene. Therefore he had never prepared against one.

    The engine. I’m not a physicist here, so explain to me while you’re so sure that it is not create sound ?I’m pretty sure that magnetic field strong enough to push plasma out strong enough to lift a normal human being would create sound. I’m quite sure that all the experiments are done in vacuum space so there will be no record of sound.

    I’m pretty that is the info I put in you head. I never said Wikipedia, I said DC wiki. Anyway try to write something stupid on wiki and see how fast it will be taken down. You think it is your stupid bog ?

    Of course he can, did I ever said he could not blast his way out ? But then it can’t be done every time, the suit only protect him what about everyone else ? would a collapsing building will kill everyone in and near it ? think please. Again please stop bringing the future ironman, or I will bring the Amazo suit.

    Well how many criminals in the comic book are there that fear of dead ? It will be 10% of them, so having “A LITERAL FLYING “TANK” ” will done nothing. There are so many character that much more powerful than Batman, in your sense so they must strike fear more than batman. Why Sinestro Corp only recruit Batman not Superman, or Martian Manhunter ? they are hell lot scary and powerful than batman. Try to think please, pointing a gun to your head may make you wet yourself, but it will do nothing to a criminal. So Tony had killed so all, and yet criminal keeps appear in his city, it does not sound like they fear him at all.

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  12. Damn, my reputation is so strong you think everyone who posts here is me. XD

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  13. Oh, and I just now read your post and it’s as dumb as I’ve come to expect from you tommy boy.

    “So Tony had killed so all, and yet criminal keeps appear in his city, it does not sound like they fear him at all.”

    Yeah, it’s not like the joker, penguin, riddler, bane, ect don’t keep coming back right? bat fag sure stuck fear into them. *smirk*

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  14. Posted by Tom on May 4th, 2013 at 9:00 am

    @Day. Man you are a retard.

    *(I’M NOT A RETARD BUT I’d MUCH RATHER be a retard than a mentally inferior, illiterate, homosexual like you any day of the week…..BAZINGA!!!!)*

    I don’t know why but you guys keep crawling back after so many “Final” Word.

    *(WHO THE HELL IS “YOU GUYS”, YOU FOOL???? You are mentally inferior and illiterate, because I never gave a “FINAL WORD”, you idiot….Try learning to read first, then learn to comprehend, and finally, respond in an intelligent manner and you may just get some respect….)*

    And you are sure need attention.

    *(Apparently, you need attention worse than ME, because you won’t shut the hell up, you FAG….)*

    Keep posting to make sure I come or you took that much time to search on an Engine ?

    *(NO……Unlike you, I have excellent recall of everything I read and I HAVE an exceptionally high level of intelligence….)*

    Now first thing your info is base on the Movies, Not comics.

    *(WRONG…….The comics are the primary means of assessing a character’s TRUE strengths and weaknesses, because if we go by the movies, CHRISTOPHER NOLAN’S interpretation of the DARK KNIGHT was woefully inadequate, and certainly no match for TONY STARK….IRONICALLY, DAVID S. GOYER (WHO IS ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ONSCREEN ADAPTATION OF “BLADE” {ALSO KNOWN AS THE “DAYWALKER}) HELPED WRITE THAT GOD AWFUL SCRIPT……EITHER WAY, THE ACTUAL ABILITIES OF THE CHARACTERS IS BETTER OUTLINED IN THE COMICS AND IS GENERALLY ACCEPTED AS “CANON”….SO TRY AGAIN…)

    So what a way to waste your time; or you just copied and pasted ?

    (HA HA HA HA HA!!!! FIRST OFF, IF I DID NEED TO COPY AND PASTE, I’D CERTAINLY BE POSTING FAR MORE THAN WHAT I HAVE…..SECONDLY, I HAVE AN EXCELLENT MEMORY, AND I’VE NO NEED TO COPY AND PASTE ANYTHING, BUT EVEN IF I DID, I’M STILL RIGHT, SO WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE, DUMMY???)

    Anyway what you had read is standard equipment, he does have others to deal with different threat that his will alone is not enough.

    *(THE TERMS OF THE FIGHT ARE THAT BAT MAN WILL FIGHT WITH HIS STANDARD EQUIPMENT, YOU DULLARD….UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, TONY STARK’S “STANDARD EQUIPMENT” ALLOWS HIM TO EASILY LIFT OVER 100 TONS, IT GIVES HIM THE ABILITY TO ABSORB OR REDIRECT ANY FORM OF ENERGY, SUPER STRENGTH, SUPER SPEED, NUMEROUS WAYS OF TRACKING AN OPPONENT, THE ABILITY TO DOWNLOAD AND PROGRAM HIS ARMOR TO ALLOW HIM TO FIGHT INCREDIBLY POWERFUL METAHUMANS SUCH AS THE HULK AND THOR, ELECTRONIC COUNTERMEASURES, A HEALING FACTOR ON PAR WITH WOLVERINE’S, REPULSORS THAT CAN PUNCH THROUGH TANK ARMOR, A “UNIBEAM” THAT CAN SLICE THROUGH MOUNTAINS, AND A VIRTUALLY LIMITLESS SUPPLY OF CLEAN ENERGY IN THE FORM AN “ARC REACTOR”, HOLOGRAM TECHNOLOGY, FORCE FIELDS, PRESSOR BEAMS, PULSE BOLTS, LASERS, MISSILES, BOMBS, SPENT URANIUM BULLETS AND MUCH MUCH MORE…..

    2nd Lolz took you that long to reply ?

    *(WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IDIOT??? IT TOOK YOUR DUMB ASS FOREVER TO REPLY TO ME, STUPID…)

    You did know that you can unsubscribe here If you felt like “NO, NO NEED TO FURTHER BORE ME, AND I OWE THOSE WHO I DEEM BENEATH ME NO EXPLANATIONS” didn’t you ?

    *(ACTUALLY, THAT STATEMENT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HINT FOR YOU TO TAKE HEED TO, BUT APPARENTLY, YOU’RE TOO MENTALLY UNDERDEVELOPED TO ASCERTAIN THE FACT THAT WHAT I SAID WAS MEANT FOR “YOU”, YOU OAFISH BORE…)*

    And the only thing you can bring is spelling.

    *(I DISAGREE…..I ALSO COME WITH “KUNG-FU GRIP” AS WELL AS FAR MORE INTELLIGENCE AND A LOT BETTER JOKES THAN YOU DO TOO, DUMMY…)*

    Let’s have a fun game, base on your posting times, your obsession with spelling, you put English first I would say you’re living around PST zone, and you mention French and Spanish so I would say you are from USA.

    *(ONCE AGAIN, IF I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN YOUR LITTLE REINDEER GAMES, IT TENDS TO MAKE YOU LOOK THE FOOL, DOESN’T IT??? ERGO, I NEITHER HAVE TO AGREE TO ANSWER ANY OF YOUR ILL- INFORMED, ILLOGICAL QUESTIONS OR PAY HEED TO ANY OF YOUR PEDANTIC RANTS, YOU CRETINOUS FOOL….)*

    Which could explain you obsession with Spelling.

    *(GREAT…..NOW IF WE CAN ONLY FIGURE OUT YOUR OBSESSION WITH GAY PORN, EH????)*

    I guess only America would obsess with something so useless as spelling.

    *( I KNOW THAT ONLY A FOOL WOULD THINK THAT SOMETHING SUCH AS SPELLING IS NOT IMPORTANT, AND BASED ON YOUR POOR LOGIC, ONE COULD ASSUME THAT MATHEMATICS IS UNIMPORTANT, AND YOU’VE ALREADY DEMONSTRATED THAT YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF READING AND COMPREHENDING WELL, FOOL….)*

    Or may be you won a Spelling Bee and got beaten up cause you’re a nerd ?

    *(WELL, SEEING AS I’VE BEEN PRACTICING NUMEROUS MARTIAL ARTS, BOXING, BRAZILIAN JUI-JITSU, SAVATE, AND I’VE BEEN TRAINED TO BECOME AN EXPERT MARKSMAN WITH PISTOLS, RIFLES AND SHOTGUNS SINCE I WAS 5 YEARS OLD, IF ANYONE WAS GETTING “BEAT UP”, IT WAS NOT GOING TO BE ME….BUT ON THAT NOTE, I RARELY GOT INTO FIGHTS FOR 2 REASONS…1) I WAS AN EXTREMELY LIKABLE PERSON AND HAD NUMEROUS FRIENDS, AND 2) THE FEW FIGHTS I EVER GOT INTO USUALLY ENDED RATHER QUICKLY AS A RESULT OF MY ABILITY TO LEARN JUDO TECHNIQUES THAT NOT ONLY FORCED MY OPPONENTS TO READILY SUBMIT, THEY ALSO SERVED ME RATHER WELL WHEN I DECIDED TO WRESTLE IN HIGH SCHOOL…….TRY AGAIN, YOU OAFISH BORE….)*

    Stalking ?

    *(YES, STALKING, YOU FOOL…..)*

    Who is stalking who now ?

    *(WELL, BASED ON THE FACT THAT YOU CONTINUE TO RESPOND TO ME LIKE A HURT BITCH, I’D SAY THAT YOU ARE STALKING ME…..)*

    I’ve never once said I will leave this forum, you guys in the other hand keep saying ” Final Word” then pop back in when you found me.

    *(WHO THE HELL IS “YOU GUYS”, YOU FOOL??? I DON’T KNOW ANYONE NAMED “YOU GUYS” ON HERE, AND I DON’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS IF YOU JUMP OFF OF A CLIFF, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY….)*

    3rd Tony did built those thing, but who is the one funded it ?

    *(WELL, WET’S SEE…..BASED ON THE FACT THAT HE OWNS A MULTI- BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY, I’D SAY THAT HE FUNDED HIS OWN PROJECTS OUT OF HIS OWN INCOME….)*

    In the other hand Bats company single hand funded the Watch Tower and as I said your info base on the movies which is useless.

    *(THE PHRASE IS “ON THE OTHER HAND”, YOU FOOL….AND WHO CARES ABOUT THE DAMN PUSSY ASSED WATCHTOWER??? TONY STARK BANKROLLED SOLAR RELAYS FOR THE GOVERNMENT, HE FUNDED, DESIGNED, AND BUILT THE PHOENIX BUSTER ARMOR, AND JUST FOR KICKS, HE WAS RUNNING S.H.I.E.L.D AS THEIR DIRECTOR AND HELPED COUNTLESS MILLIONS AT ONE TIME, AND HAS SAVED THE PLANET HUNDREDS OF TIMES AS WELL….EITHER WAY, SINCE YOU’D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THE MOVIES, HAS BAT MAN EVER BUILT A SUSTAINED, LIMITLESS CLEAN ENERGY SOURCE AND GIVEN IT TO THE WORLD, OR DID HE INVENT A DEVICE TO SPY ON EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD IN GOTHAM AGAINST THEIR WILL??? DID HE CREATE A DEVICE THAT HE USED TO LOCATE A BYTCH THAT HE WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT DIDN’T EVEN WANT HIM AND CHOSE HARVEY DENT AS OPPOSED TO USING THAT SAME DEVICE TO LOCATE MISSING OR ABDUCTED CHILDREN, PREVENT RAPES, AND STOP INNOCENT PEOPLE FROM GETTING KILLED AS A RSULT OF HIS OWN BASE AND CARNAL DESIRES?? NAH…IT’S OBVIOUS THAT BAT-MAN DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYONE’S PRIVACY, BUT IT’S PERFECTLY FINE FOR HIM TO SPY ON WHOEVER HE CHOOSES, AND THAT’S WHY LUCIUS FOX BASICALLY TOLD HIM TO GO FUCK HIMSELF AFTER HE HELPED HIM FIND HIS UNGRATEFUL BITCH THAT DIDN’T EVEN FUCK HIM AFTER ALL OF THAT, HUH?????)*

    About Butler, are you that stupid ?

    *(ARE “YOU” THAT GAY???)*

    Lolz I don’t want to explain it to you.

    *(GREAT!!! THEN DON’T!!!)*

    Try to think, why Bruce Wayne needed a butler while Tony didn’t.

    *(WELL, LET’S GO WITH THE FACT THAT BRUCE WAYNE IS A PUSSY, AND TONY STARK DOESN’T NEED CODDLING….)*

    When is it that those suit of Ironman have ever won against those being alone ?

    *(I’M SORRY, BUT THAT DRIVEL YOU JUST POSTED IS INDECIPHERABLE…..)*

    And kill a bad person ?

    *(SURE….WE DO IT ALL THE TIME AND CALL IT “CAPITOL PUNISHMENT”……)*

    I guess it is quite easy to pull a trigger when you’re a drunk yard. Me I prefer a Hero with moral no matter what happen.

    *(EXACTLY……AND IT’S THE MAIN REASON WHY PUSSIES LIKE YOU ARE WHY ROBIN GOT KILLED, BARBARA GORDON GOT PARALYZED BY GETTING SHOT IN THE SPINE BY THE JOKER, AND HE’S GONE ON TO TERRORIZE GOTHAM WHENEVER HE FEELS LIKE IT, BECAUSE BAT-MAN IS TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO PULL A TRIGGER AND END ANY OF THE PEOPLE THAT NORMALLY HURT AND KILL PEOPLE IN GOTHAM CITY….HA HA !!! GEE, SOME HERO, HUH???…..BUT HERE’S AN INTERESTING FACT FOR YOU…..DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN BAT-MAN “ORIGINALLY” CAME OUT, HE CARRIED A GUN, AND FREQUENTLY KILLED PEOPLE??? SO WHAT’S UP WITH ALL OF THE PEOPLE HE SHOT BACK THEN??? HERE’S ANOTHER FUN FACT: THE BATMOBILE ALSO USED TO BE RED BACK THEN TOO……)*

    Batman had never encountered or known of superhuman or meta gene. Therefore he had never prepared against one.

    *(THAT’S BECAUSE HE’S A PUSSY, AND WOULD GET STOMPED BY A METAHUMAN THAT WAS HELL BENT ON DEFEATING HIM, SUCH AS DEATHSTROKE…..)*

    The engine. I’m not a physicist here, so explain to me while you’re so sure that it is not create sound ?

    (IT IS APPARENT THAT YOU ARE NOT A PHYSICIST….. SIMPLY PUT, THE BOOT JETS PROVIDE PROPULSION AS LONG AS THERE IS HYDROGEN TO USE AS FUEL, AND BASED ON THE FACT THAT TONY’S OWN BODY IS OVER 80% WATER, IT IS AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF FUEL….AS FOR THE IONIZED SUBATOMIC PARTICLES….OR LET ME “DUMB IT DOWN” FOR YOU A BIT….HE USES HIS OWN BLOOD PLASMA TO PROPEL HIMSELF THROUGH THE USE OF A FOCUSED ION MAGNETIC PLASMA BLAST….THE FIRE YOU SEE OUT OF HIS BOOTS IS JUST AN “ION TRAIL”, BUT HE DOESN’T HAVE TO CREATE THE TRAIL TO FLY….HE SIMPLY DOES IT AS A RESULT OF HIS OWN LOVE OF THEATRICS AND “SHOWMANSHIP”…..)*

    I’m pretty sure that magnetic field strong enough to push plasma out strong enough to lift a normal human being would create sound.

    *( I’M SURE THAT BASED ON THE FACT THAT YOU ADMITTEDLY KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF THE PHYSICS INVOLVED IN IONIC PROPULSION, AND THE FACT THAT AN ARC REACTOR POWERS THE MAGNETIC FIELD USED FOR THAT THRUST, THAT YOU ARE WRONG, YOU FOOL….)*

    I’m quite sure that all the experiments are done in vacuum space so there will be no record of sound.

    *(WELL, I DON’T HAVE TO BE “QUITE SURE”, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT NASA IS CURRENTLY USING MERCURY AND CESIUM 135 AS AN IONIC PROPULSION SOURCE FOR SATELLITES RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND, AND GUESS WHAT???/ IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY NOISE “IN ATMOSPHERE”, DUMBASS!!! CESIUM HAS THE LOWEST WORK FUNTION (or put another way, the lowest ionization energy) OF ANY ELEMENT EXCEPT FOR THE TRANSIENTLY EXISTENT ELEMENT FRANCIUM…..THE BEST AND MOST POWERFUL ACCELLERATING ENGINES ARE ION PRPOULSION ENGINES WHICH GENERALLY OPERATE IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE… THOSE ENGINES ARE MOST EFFICIENT WHEN THEY USE HIGH ATOMIC MASS ELEMENTS WITH LOW WORK FUNCTIONS, AND THEY ARE ACTUALLY “LINEAR ACCELERATORS” LIKE THOSE THAT ARE USED HERE ON EARTH FOR RESEARCH INTO THE NATURE OF MATTER, THEY CAN ACTUALLY ACCELERATE IONS TO WITHIN 99% OF THE SPED OF LIGHT….IT IS NOT WIDELY KNOW, BUT NEWTON’S 3rd LAW INDICATES THAT THE ACCELERATION OF PARTICLES PRODUCES A SIGNIFICANT FORCE ON THE ACCELERATOR ITSELF, AND IF THE ACCELERATOR IS PART OF A SPACE SHIP, IT WILL PROPEL IT THROUGH SPACE….NOW THAT’S AS “DUMBED DOWN” AS MAKE THAT ANALOGY AS POSSIBLE…..)*

    I’m pretty that is the info I put in you head.

    *( I’M SURE THAT IT ISN’T, YOU FOOL…)*

    I never said Wikipedia, I said DC wiki.

    *(ACTUALLY, WHO GIVES A DAMN??? EITHER WAY, YOU ARE STILL WRONG, STUPID….)*

    Anyway try to write something stupid on wiki and see how fast it will be taken down. You think it is your stupid bog ?

    *(IF ONLY WE COULD GET THE STUPID SHIT THAT YOU SAY ON HERE TAKEN DOWN, EH??? )*

    Of course he can, did I ever said he could not blast his way out ?

    *(HAVE YOU EVER SAID ANYTHING OF INTEREST??? EVER???)*

    But then it can’t be done every time, the suit only protect him what about everyone else ? would a collapsing building will kill everyone in and near it ?

    *(NO, BECAUSE TONY’S SUIT CAN PROJECT FORCE FIELDS, AND PRESSOR BEAMS AND CAN INSTANTLY FIRE A REPULSOR BLAST THAT WOULD VAPORIZE THAT BUILDING BEFORE IT HAD A CHANCE TO INJURE ANYONE….TRY AGAIN, DUMMY…)*

    think please. Again please stop bringing the future ironman, or I will bring the Amazo suit.

    *(AWWW. GO ON AND BRING THE INSIDER SUIT SO THAT TONY CAN USE HIS TECHNOPATHY AND COMMAND IT TO SELF DESTRUCT WHILE BAT-MAN IS STILL INSIDE OF IT……)*

    Well how many criminals in the comic book are there that fear of dead ?

    *(WELL, TO BE HONEST, THAT CAN’T ACCURATELY BE MEASURED….)*

    It will be 10% of them, so having “A LITERAL FLYING “TANK” ” will done nothing.

    *(BULLSHIT!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FAKE STATISTIC FROM THAT 10% OF ALL CRIMINALS FEAR THE DEAD, YOU LIAR??? POST UP WHERE YOU GOT THAT FROM AND PROVE WHAT YOU SAY, OR BE DEEMED A LIAR WHO SIMPLY MADE THAT UP TO SUPPORT YOUR WEAK ARGUMENT….)*

    There are so many character that much more powerful than Batman, in your sense so they must strike fear more than batman.

    *(WRONG…..THE REASON AS TO WHY BAT-MAN WAS CHOSEN BY THE SINESTRO CORPS WAS BECAUSE OF HIS ABILITY TO CAUSE FEAR, BUT BASED ON THE FACT THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE YELLOW LANTERNS ARE EVIL, HE DIDN’T KEEP THE RING, DUMMY…)*

    Why Sinestro Corp only recruit Batman not Superman, or Martian Manhunter ?

    *(SIMPLE: SUPERMAN IS A BOYSCOUT AND VERY PRONE TO FIGHTING FAIRLY, AND MARTIAN MANHUNTER IS AFRAID OF FIRE, THUS RENDERING HIM A BAD CHOICE AS WELL….)*

    they are hell lot scary and powerful than batman.

    *(NO……THE RING CHOOSES A WEARER ON THEIR ABILITY TO CAUSE FEAR, AND BAT-MAN IS A HELL OF A LOT SCARIER THAN KAL-EL OT JON JONZZ….)*

    Try to think please, pointing a gun to your head may make you wet yourself, but it will do nothing to a criminal

    *(HA HA HA HA HA!!!! YEAH RIGHT!!! TRY TELLING THAT TO “THE PUNISHER”….HE SCARES CRIMINALS SHITLESS ALL THE TIME BY POINTING A GUN AT THEIR HEADS…..)*

    So Tony had killed so all, and yet criminal keeps appear in his city, it does not sound like they fear him at all.

    *(FROM THE SOUNDS OF THINGS, NEITHER DO THE CRIMINALS IN GOTHAM FEAR BAT MAN, SO WHAT’S YOUR POINT, DUMMY????)*

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  15. That’s not ironmans SE, plus the downloading info is BS as is Thor/hulkbuster armour which is specialised always fails dramatically. Batman can dodge OMEGA BEAMS you know what they are right? Like speed of light laser beams that can be controlled, supposedly unevadable but guess who’s fucking done it. Also batmans SE varies depending on which version as he used his original suit, terry McGuinness who was batman for a time as batman does not have to be Bruce Wayne in the fight, or he did use the insider suit for a while after he killed a god as SE. Also ironman has tracking equipment means nothing to someone who has been trained to become untraceable his suit helps him with this but stark has an ice cube in hells chance of finding him. Also everyone barring the joker and supes is scared shitless by bats.

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  16. @Day: Oh my gosh. Mwahahah. Oh my gosh. I’m dying of laughter now. I just solve the whole mystery of yours intelligent, where you live, your real abilities. Lolz…. Sorry this will be the last thing I reply to you, since 70% of what you wrote is copy and paste, 30% left are trash talk.

    Of course if other Ironman Fan want to debate with me, i’m all yours.

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  17. Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on May 5th, 2013 at 6:23 am

    That’s not ironmans SE, plus the downloading info is BS as is Thor/hulkbuster armour which is specialised always fails dramatically.

    *(TONY STARK DOESN’T NEED SPECIALIZED ARMOR AGAINST BAT MAN, AND TO BE HONEST, HE WOULDN’T EVEN NEED IT TO KILL HIM…..)*

    Batman can dodge OMEGA BEAMS you know what they are right?

    *(NO, STUPID….BAT MAN “CAN’T” DODGE DARKSEID’S OMEGA BEAMS, BECAUSE SUPERMAN CAN’T DO IT, AND THE FLASH JUST “BARELY” DID IT (ONLY BY LEECHING SPEED FROM WALLY WEST)….TRY AGAIN…)*

    Like speed of light laser beams that can be controlled, supposedly unevadable but guess who’s fucking done it.

    *(OKAY…PROVE IT THEN….WHEN HAS BAT-MAN “EVER” DODGED DARKSEID’S “OMEGA BEAMS” IN “CANON CONTENT” THEN???…..WHAT ISSUE, AND WHAT WAS THE END RESULT???)*

    Also batmans SE varies depending on which version as he used his original suit, terry McGuinness who was batman for a time as batman does not have to be Bruce Wayne in the fight, or he did use the insider suit for a while after he killed a god as SE.

    *(OH NO…DON’T TRY TO GET OUT OF IT BY PUTTING SOMEONE ELSE LIKE Mc GUINNESS IN THE FIGHT NOW…..THIS IS A FIGHT BETWEEN “BRUCE WAYNE” AND “TONY STARK” IN THEIR CURRENT STANDARD EQUIPMENT, AND YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT TONY’S STANDARD EQUIPMENT WILL EASILY ALLOW HIM TO KILL BAT-MAN’S DUMB ASS…..)*

    Also ironman has tracking equipment means nothing to someone who has been trained to become untraceable his suit helps him with this but stark has an ice cube in hells chance of finding him.

    *(HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! REALLY??? AND HOW EXACTLY DOES HE HAVE AN ICE CUBE’S CHANCE IN HELL WHEN HE CAN TRACK BAT MAN USING HIS HEAT SIGNATURE, X-RAYS, RADAR, SONAR, INFRA RED, SATELLITES, TECHNOPATHY, ETC.??? JUST FACE IT….BAT MAN ISN’T FAST ENOUGH TO GET AWAY FROM TONY, AND AS LONG AS BAT MAN HAS ANY TYPE OF TECHNOLOGY ON HIS PERSON, HE CAN BE TRACKED AND TONY CAN ALSO USE IT TO KILL HIM (SUCH AS HIS REMOTE CONTROLS FOR THE BATMOBILE AND HIS “BAT WING”…. SORRY, BUT TONY’S POWER OF TECHNOPATHY ALLOWS HIM TO CONTROL THOSE TYPES OF DEVICES AT WILL….)*

    Also everyone barring the joker and supes is scared shitless by bats.

    *(HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! TRY TELLING THAT TO DEATHSTROKE, LADY SHIVA, CASSANDRA CAIN, CAPTAIN AMERICA, RICHARD DRAGON, KARATE KID, BRONZE TIGER, OR NUMEROUS OTHERS THAT I COULD NAME (SUCH AS PROMETHEUS) THAT HAVE REPEATEDLY HANDED BAT MAN HIS ASS AND WERE ONLY STOPPED AS A RESULT OF PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY OR LAZY WRITING??? STOP REACHING!!! BAT MAN WOULD DIE, AND YOU AND THE REST OF THESE FANBOY FAGS KNOW IT….)*

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  18. Posted by Tom on May 5th, 2013 at 10:31 am

    @Day: Oh my gosh. Mwahahah. Oh my gosh. I’m dying of laughter now.

    *(ARE YOU SURE THAT ISN’T A CASE OF AIDS YOU’RE DYING FROM, FAGGOT???)*

    I just solve the whole mystery of yours intelligent, where you live, your real abilities.

    *(GREAT!!! SO WHAT’S NEXT??? WIPING YOUR OWN BLEEDING ASS AFTER A WAYWARD TRANSSEXUAL HAS ITS WAY WITH YOU??? FUCK OFF!!!)*

    Lolz…. Sorry this will be the last thing I reply to you, since 70% of what you wrote is copy and paste, 30% left are trash talk.

    *(PROMISE???)*

    Of course if other Ironman Fan want to debate with me, i’m all yours.

    *(WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO DEBATE ANYONE??? YOU CAN’T PROVE A DAMN THING YOU’VE SAID THUS FAR TO SUPPORT ANY OF YOUR ARGUMENTS, YOU MORON…..EITHER WAY, STAY TRUE TO YOUR WORD AND DON’T RESPOND, NOW……AFTER ALL YOU WOULDN’T WANT TO MAKE A LIAR OUT OF YOURSELF, NOW WOULD YOU, DIP SHIT????)*

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  19. Please tell me at what point in the title “batman vs ironman” the name Bruce Wayne is involved. Also the two suit which are close enough time wise is the batman beyond suit and mark 2. The most recent suits that have been used as SE in the comics are the insider suit (which would hand Tony’s arse to him in two seconds flat) and whatever bleeding edge tiny is using now. Also for some reason you keep thinking that one suit of Tony’s has the abilities of them all (not true!). I honestly can’t remember what comic I’ve seen it in but I’ve defenitly seem him dodge it and there’s a cartoon based on it too. Plus he’s killed a god when tiny struggles against half gods, he also outwitted a god to get what he wanted. Oh yah, deathstrokr is actually scared of batman as is everyone else, and capsicle! Batman handed his ass to him in a crossover, actually have marvel actually ever won a major crossover?

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  20. @Clown: Final Crisis #6 dodge Omega Beam.

    Justice League America issue 1: Hidden away from JLA for hour, even superman can’t find him.

    Justice League America issue 3: Sneaked pass White Martian, laid traps, knocked White Martian out.

    Spectre volume4 issue 24: Sneaked pass mystical defend of Spectre

    DC 2000 issue 1: Disappear before Flash can find him.

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  21. That’s what’s known as PIS tom. Damn stupid plots written by incompetent dc writers.

    Did you know that Iron Man once used the magnetic field of Jupiter to Bitch Slap Magneto? Do you have any idea what kind of damage Iron Man could do to the human body with magnetism? Assuming he doesn’t just use a FUCKING LASER BLAST which batfag has no chance of dodging.

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2552460f13bce3e6d37a2f8a169f3fb/tumblr_mgxwgz8Ksf1qbhf9zo3_250.jpg

    http://bruisedwayne.tumblr.com/image/27754234589

    http://bruisedwayne.tumblr.com/image/27754179805

    http://bruisedwayne.tumblr.com/image/27754143352

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrttd692wi1qlva78o1_500.jpg

    ^^^ Above are pictures of bat man getting his ass beat. They prove that he isn’t the perfect god you seem to think he is. Iron Man would incinerate batfag in 5 seconds.

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  22. That’s what’s known as PIS tom. Damn stupid plots written by incompetent dc writers. Using that logic you could say that bugs bunny could beat bat mans ass in a fight.

    Did you know that Iron Man once used the magnetic field of Jupiter to Bitch Slap Magneto? Do you have any idea what kind of damage Iron Man could do to the human body with magnetism? Assuming he doesn’t just use a FUCKING LASER BLAST which batfag has no chance of dodging.

    And if we’re talking about the movies, batfag stands less than no chance.

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  23. @DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) you are hilarious.

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  24. @John: Ya; like a suit that can withstand a nuclear blast, or able to block something getting in but still allow something getting out at the same time, how about 1 hit K.O hulk ? the Hulk that guys consider ulitmate. Is that idiotic writing from Marvel writer as well ? PIS is in every single comics and cartoon. Try “How it should have ended” you will see how many great movies with PIS.

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  25. This page has gone absolutely apeshit in my eight month absence

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  26. @The Clown Prince Of Crime (OR SHOULD I SAY “DUMB”???) on May 7th, 2013 at 2:03 am

    Please tell me at what point in the title “batman vs ironman” the name Bruce Wayne is involved.

    *(At “NO POINT”, stupid….AND IT IS FOR THAT REASON THAT TONY STARK AS IRON MAN WOULD WIN, AND ALWAYS WILL….)*

    Also the two suit which are close enough time wise is the batman beyond suit and mark 2.

    *( SEEING AS THIS IS A FIGHT INVOLVING THEIR CURRENT “STANDARD EQUIPMENT”, BAT MAN WOULD DIE, BECAUSE HE CAN’T USE ANYTHING MORE THAN HIS GRAPPLING GUNS, BAT-A-RANGS, AND WHATEVER HE’D NORMALLY CARRY IN HIS UTILITY BELT, AND LAST I CHECKED, THAT DOESN’T INCLUDE AN INSIDER SUIT, OR LANTERN RINGS!!! SORRY, BUT BAT-MAN WOULD DIE HERE AGAINST TONY STARK ….)*

    The most recent suits that have been used as SE in the comics are the insider suit (which would hand Tony’s arse to him in two seconds flat) and whatever bleeding edge tiny is using now.

    *(TONY STARK CAN NOT ONLY “ABSORB” WHATEVER THAT SUIT CAN THROW AT HIM AND RECHARGE HIS ARMOR, HE CAN ALSO “RE DIRECT” IT BACK AT BAT MAN, OR PHYSICALLY PUMMEL HIM INTO PASTE, SO THERE GOES THAT THEORY, EH???…..)*

    Also for some reason you keep thinking that one suit of Tony’s has the abilities of them all (not true!). I honestly can’t remember what comic I’ve seen it in but I’ve defenitly seem him dodge it and there’s a cartoon based on it too.

    *(WELL TOO BAD “YOUR MEMORY” DOESN’T COUNT IN THIS COMPETITION, AND ESPECIALLY SEEING AS THIS IS A “STANDARD EQUIPMENT FIGHT”, TONY DEFINITELY WINS IT, HUH??? EITHER WAY, TONY’S NORMAL ARMAMENT, HIS MAGNETIC BEAM RE-ENFORCED TITANIUM ARMOR PLUS HIS STANDARD REPULSORS, TRACKING SYSTEMS AND UNIBEAM ARE FAR MORE THAN ENOUGH TO WASTE A BAT THEMED PEAK HUMAN FREAK ON TONY’S WORST DAY…..)*

    Plus he’s killed a god when tiny struggles against half gods, he also outwitted a god to get what he wanted.

    *(BAT-MAN SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY TO ME….IF IRON MAN WANTED SOMETHING, HE’D JUST TAKE IT…PERIOD…..)*

    Oh yah, deathstrokr is actually scared of batman as is everyone else, and capsicle!

    *(ARE YOU SERIOUS??? DEATHSTROKE DIDN’T LOOK VERY SCARED AT ALL WHEN HE WAS KNOCKING BAT-MAN AROUND AND BEATING HIM SENSELESS TO ME….PROMETHEUS DIDN’T LOOK VERY SCARED WHEN HE WAS KICKING BAT-MAN’S ASS EITHER, AND NEITHER DID LADY SHIVA, BRONZE TIGER, RICHARD DRAGON, KARATE KID, BANE, OR A WHOLE HOST OF OTHER PEOPLE I COULD NAME WHO STOMPED OFF IN HIS ASS….FACE IT….THE ONLY PEOPLE BAT-MAN EVER SCARES ARE OTHER NON-POWERED META-HUMANS THAT HE KNOWS HE CAN EASILY BEAT UP, SO IN A SENSE, HE’S ACTUALLY MORE OF A BULLY MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE…..)*

    Batman handed his ass to him in a crossover, actually have marvel actually ever won a major crossover?

    *(HAS BAT MAN EVER WON A FIGHT AGAINST A META-HUMAN THAT WASN’T PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY OR POOR WRITING??? I THINK NOT……)*

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  27. @Tom on May 7th, 2013 at 2:46 am

    *(BULLSHIT!!! BAT MAN HAS NEVER SUCCESSFULLY DODGED DARKSEID’S OMEGA BEAMS…)*

    @Clown: Final Crisis #6 dodge Omega Beam.

    *(PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY….THE FLASH HAS ISSUES DODGING OMEGA BEAMS, AND EVEN HE HAD TO LEECH SPEED FROM WALLY TO DO THAT!!! WE ALL KNOW THAT BAT MAN CAN’T MOVE “THAT” FAST, NOW DON’T WE??? )*

    Justice League America issue 1: Hidden away from JLA for hour, even superman can’t find him.

    *(PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY AND POOR WRITING….THERE IS NOWHERE ON EARTH THAT BAT-MAN CAN HIDE FROM A “DETERMINED” KAL-EL, AND ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN KNOWS THAT TOO.. )*

    Justice League America issue 3: Sneaked pass White Martian, laid traps, knocked White Martian out.

    *(HA HA HA HA HA!!!! HE KNOCKED OUT A “WHITE MARTIAN” THAT EVEN THE FLASH HAS ISSUES KNOCKING OUT USING A DAMN INFINITE MASS PUNCH??? LET’S GO WITH PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY AND STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT HERE, SHALL WE???)*

    Spectre volume 4, issue 24: Sneaked pass mystical defend of Spectre

    *(PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY “AND” LAZY WRITING, BECAUSE THE SPECTRE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIND HIM IF HE REALLY WANTED TO….)*

    DC 2000 issue 1: Disappear before Flash can find him.

    *(PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY, BECAUSE IF THE FLASH WAS USING HIS ACCESS TO THE SPEED FORCE, THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL BAT MAN SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DISAPPEAR FASTER THAN THE FLASH COULD HAVE FOUND HIM, SO STOP GRASPING AT STRAWS!!!! BAT- MAN IS DEFINITELY LAME, BUT HE’S NOWHERE NEAR AS LAME AS WEAK ASSED, PUSSIFIED HIS FANS ARE….)*

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  28. @Tom on May 9th, 2013 at 2:16 am

    @John: Ya; like a suit that can withstand a nuclear blast, or able to block something getting in but still allow something getting out at the same time, how about 1 hit K.O hulk ?

    *(IT’s NO WORSE THAN BAT MAN PUNCHING SUPERMAN AND NOT BREAKING EVERY BONE IN HIS HAND, OR SUPERMAN BEING TOO DUMB TO “SPEEDBLITZ PRESSURE POINT ATTACK” BAT MAN AND LITERALLY PARALYZE HIM, NOW IS IT??? AND YET IT HAS NEVER HAPPENED…..WANNA KNOW WHY??? BECAUSE TOY BAT FAGS WOULD KILL YOURSELVES, AND DC DOESN’T WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THE DEATHS……THAT’S WHY….)*

    the Hulk that guys consider ultimate. Is that idiotic writing from Marvel writer as well ?

    *(NO…..BECAUSE THE MADDER HULK GETS, THE STRONGER HE GETS…THAT IS HIS POWER…AS FOR BAT MAN, ASIDE FROM BEING INTELLIGENT AS WELL AS A GREAT DETECTIVE, HE REALLY ISN’T TECHNICALLY A “SUPER HERO”, BE CAUSE HE HAS NO “SUPER POWERS”, AND LAST I CHECKED, HAVING AN EYE FOR THINGS OUT OF PLACE IN A CRIME SCENE ISN’T A SUPER POWER, AND NORMAL PEOPLE DO THAT EVERY DAY….THE ONLY THING THAT SETS THEM APART IS THE FACT THAT BRUSE WAYNE IS RICH, AND BUYS HIMSELF ARMOR, TOYS CARS AND GADGETS TO HELP HIM DO WHAT NORMAL PEOPLE DO ANYWAYS….AND CAPTAIN AMERICA DOES THAT AS WELL, SO DOES THAT MAKE HIM A DETECTIVE TOO??? ROTFLOL!!!! I THINK YOU KNOW…..HELL, BAT MAN HIMSELF ADMITED THAT CAPTAIN AMERICA COULD BEAT HIM, SO WHY EVEN QUESTION THE FACT THAT BAT-MAN IS BASICALLY A RICH KID WHO NEEDS A LOT OF TIME ON SOME PSYCHIATRIST’S COUCH TO SORT OUT ALL OF HIS CHILDHOOD PROBLEMS….)*

    PIS is in every single comics and cartoon. Try “How it should have ended” you will see how many great movies with PIS.

    *(STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR THAT PUSSY!!! BAT-MAN ISN’T READY TO ROLL WITH IRON MAN IN A FIGHT, AND YOU IDIOTS KNOW IT…..)*

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  29. Ok you obviously no nothing so lets get this straight. Hulk is not the ultimate, he is nowhere NEAR superman who is “as good as he needs to be” but guess who’s kicked his arse? Batman. Batman can dodge the omega beams because he actually had the sense to dodge them instead of run away. Also insider suit. Manhunter or flashes ability to get close, lasso copy to tie ironman up, not that difficult. As I said. Two seconds flat.

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  30. @The Clown: on May 9th, 2013 at 4:28 pm

    Ok, you obviously know nothing, so lets get this straight. *(I ALREADY DO HAVE IT STRAIGHT, BECAUSE IRON MAN WOULD KILL BAT-MAN….EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST SUBJECTIVE AT THIS POINT…..) Hulk is not the ultimate, he is nowhere NEAR superman who is “as good as he needs to be”

    *(ACTUALLY, THE FIGHTS THAT SUPERMAN AND THE HULK HAVE HAD IN THE PAST HAVE ALL ENDED BEFORE HULK EVER GOT MAD ENOUGH TO BECOME STRONGER THAN SUPERMAN, BUT (IN THEORY), THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO THE HULK’S STRENGTH POTENTIAL OTHER THAN HIS OWN ABILITY TO BECOME MORE AND MORE ENRAGED….THAT BEING THE CASE, SUPERMAN IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE STRONGER THAN THE HULK AS LONG AS HE DOESN’T EVER LET THE HULK GET A CHANCE TO GET PISSED OFF…..IN SHORT, SUPERMAN CUTS THE FIGHTS SHORT, BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT HULK WOULD REALLY GIVE HIM A FIGHT, BUT HE’D ALSO POTENTIALLY HURT SOMEONE IN SO DOING, AND SUPERMAN WOULD NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN….)*

    but guess who’s kicked his arse? Batman.

    *(WRONG!!!! BAT MAN HAS NEVER BEATEN SUPERMAN IN CANON CONTENT…..IF SO, POST WHERE HE HAS…..I DARE YOU….THE LAST TIME THEY TRUTHFULLY “FOUGHT”, BAT-MAN BROKE HIS DAMN HAND AND DIDN’T EVEN SCRATCH CLARK…..)*

    Batman can dodge the omega beams because he actually had the sense to dodge them instead of run away.

    *(THAT WHOLE STORY WAS PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY AND LAZY WRITING AT ITS FINEST ON THE PART OF BAT-MAN’S WRITERS….NEXT!!!!)*

    Also insider suit. Manhunter or flashes ability to get close, lasso copy to tie ironman up, not that difficult. As I said. Two seconds flat.

    *(ONCE AGAIN, “WRONG!!!!!” FIRST OFF, THE INSIDER SUIT ISN’T BAT MAN’S “STANDARD EQUIPMENT”, BUT EVEN THEN, IT ONLY ALLOWS BAT MAN TO HAVE “LIMITED USE” OF THE SPEED FORCE, AND EVEN HE CAN ONLY AFFECT “HIMSELF” WITH IT….LAST I CHECKED, HE CAN’T USE AN INFINITE MASS PUNCH, AND HE MIGHT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY TIE IRON MAN UP, BUT TONY STARK EASILY LIFTS OVER 100 tons AND WOULD SNAP THAT PUNK ASSED LASSO WITHOUT EVEN TRYING, AND THAT’S IF HE EVEN GETS CLOSE ENOUGH TO DO IT, BECAUSE WITH TONY’S TECHNOPATHY, HE’D KNOW WHERE BAT MAN WAS ANYWAYS, SO THERE GOES THAT THEORY, HUH??? AND I STILL DISAGREE WITH YOU, BECAUSE IT WOULDN’T TAKE TONY STARK 2 WHOLE SECONDS TO CTRL+ALT+DELETE BAT MAN PERMANENTLY AT WILL….TRY AGAIN, BECAUSE BAT MAN DIES IN A FIGHT WITH IRON MAN ON HIS WORST DAY…….)*

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  31. Also batman does have a true SE because he always looks ahead, the canon fight is where he was 60 and kick superman a arse with the suit he’d been building for 30 years and spent more money on than Stark industries is worth. Also you know the lasso of truth is unbreakable right? Finally hulk maybe able to become stronger than Supes in the 937291738294 years it would take him but how long would it be before he could punch him with enough force to KO him? Bearing in mind Supes has taken a punch with 15 supernovas of force behind it to the face and it didn’t even affect him.

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  32. @ The Clown : on May 9th, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    Also batman does have a true SE because he always looks ahead, the canon fight is where he was 60 and kick superman a arse with the suit he’d been building for 30 years and spent more money on than Stark industries is worth.

    *(SORRY, BUT THAT ISN’T “CANON CONTENT”, AND BAT-MAN HAD HELP IN THAT FIGHT, BECAUSE HE SURE AS HELL DIDN’T WIN IT BY HIMSELF…..TRY AGAIN…….The Superman of the The Dark Knight Returns universe is considerably FAR weaker than the New Earth version (ESPECIALLY since he was almost killed by a nuclear explosion.), and it was a fight where Superman was holding back considerably, he was exposed to kryptonite courtesy of Green Arrow, and far more concerned about Batman’s health than about his own…It ended with Superman holding Batman after he suffered a near fatal heart attack….. Batman claimed that he was “the one man who beat SUPERMAN”, and Batman can “claim” whatever the hell he wants to….. Even with one-sided prep and backup, the fight didn’t end with him holding Superman’s cold, dead, lifeless body, did it? Or how about the image of Batman punching Superman in The Dark Knight Returns which is spammed mercilessly by his faggot fans despite the fact that Batman didn’t even win that non-canon fight??? He actually fought Superman and won in the sequel to The Dark Knight Returns, and that example isn’t as well known as the one in Dark Knight Returns because “The Dark Knight Strikes Again” sucked balls!!!! Seriously, it was unbelievably fucking bad!!! But anyway, With the help of the Flash, the Atom, Green Arrow, A hell of a lot of money and years of prep, Batman manages to “defeat” (IF HE CAN EVEN CALL IT THAT) Superman in a direct encounter. Even though Superman only just wanted to talk. Still, this is the only instance of Batman ever “beating” Superman in any published content, but sorry, it’s not canon….Let’s be honest here……Superman vs Batman fights are hilarious because they always give Bruce some kind of chance because BAT FAGS don’t ever want to see him get wrecked, but he can’t beat Superman in a random encounter, even though Catwoman can??? YEAH, RIGHT…….. )*

    Also you know the lasso of truth is unbreakable right?

    *(DID YOU KNOW THAT TONY STARK HAS FORCE FIELD CIRCUITRY BUILT INTO HIS ARMOR THAT CAN DEFLECT THAT LASSO AND HE HAS TAKEN DIRECT SHOTS FROM THOR, SO AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED, THOR CAN WHUP WONDER WOMAN’S ASS WITH OR WITHOUT HER LASSO, AND IRON MAN CAN DO IT TOO…..)*

    Finally hulk maybe able to become stronger than Supes in the 937291738294 years it would take him but how long would it be before he could punch him with enough force to KO him?

    *(WE ALREADY WENT OVER THAT, STUPID…..I ALREADY SAID THAT IT IS THEORETICAL THAT HULK’S STRENGTH HAS NO UPPER LIMIT AS LONG AS HE CAN CONTINUE TO GET PISSED OFF, AND THAT SUPERMAN IS FAR STRONGER THAN HE IS FROM THE JUMP…..)*

    Bearing in mind Supes has taken a punch with 15 supernovas of force behind it to the face and it didn’t even affect him.

    *(HOW ABOUT “YOU” BEAR IN MIND THAT BAT MAN PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE WITH A KRYPTONITE RING ON AND SENT HIM SPRAWLING, BUT 15 SUPERNOVAS DIDN’T?????)*

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  33. God you just don’t get it, everything you’ve said we’ve disproved then you spout the same shit that we just disprove again. Also how can he deflect something that’s being wrapped around him at super speed?

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  34. @ The Clown: on May 9th, 2013 at 6:04 pm

    God you just don’t get it, everything you’ve said we’ve disproved then you spout the same shit that we just disprove again.

    *(WRONG!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU OR ANY OF THESE DUMB ASSES DISPROVED??? ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT YOU BAT FAGS LACK TESTICLES AND HAVE A FONDNESS FOR TRANSSEXUALS???)*

    Also how can he deflect something that’s being wrapped around him at super speed?

    *(HOW CAN THAT BAT EARED HOMOSEXUAL USE A PIECE OF EQUIPMENT (OR A SUIT FOR THAT MATTER) THAT ISN’T A PART OF HIS NORMAL COSTUME??? ONCE AGAIN, BAT-MAN DOES NOT HAVE SUPER SPEED AND HE CAN’T LASSO IRON MAN, BECAUSE HIS SUIT’S FORCE FIELD WOULD DEFLECT IT, YOU IDIOT….IRON MAN DOES HAVE A SUIT THAT CAN WITHSTAND BLOWS FROM THOR….IRON MAN CAN FLY…..BAT MAN CAN’T…..BAT MAN CAN DIE IF HE’S HIT BY A MISSILE……IRON MAN FIRES MISSILES AT WILL…….SEE MY POINT, DUMMY?????? BAT MAN CAN’T WIN THIS FIGHT IN HIS “STANDARD EQUIPMENT”, REGARDLESS OF HOW BADLY YOU BAT FAGS WANT HIM TO….HE’S TOAST!!!!)*

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  35. @Kevin: a since that Daywalker came. You should read some of his posts, really fun.

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  36. @Clown: Told you, these guys don’t have the imagination. They can only see Rock beats Scissors, Scissors beat Paper, therefore Rock must beats Paper. They can’t comprehend why does Rock beat Scissors, Why do Scissors beat Paper that lead to Paper beats Rock.

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  37. @tom yeah, we’ve already shown Ironman couldn’t even find Bars never mind kill him, he can dodge any laser and even with his standard could devise a way to take stark down.

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  38. @tom You’re talking about ABC logic. It’s bullshit in a verses battle.

    There are a million ways for Iron Man to kill bats, but not ONE for bats to kill Iron Man.

    Martial arts? Nope. If bats gets anywhere near Iron Man, he’s dead.

    Explosives? Nope. bats doesn’t have anything strong enough to scratch Tony’s suit.

    EMP? Nope. Iron Man’s suit has defenses against that.

    Hacking? Nope. Iron Man is a cyborg who SPECIALIZES in computers. bats just doesn’t have the skills to hack him.

    bat man has no time to invent anything to stop Iron Man. (not that he ever could)
    But it will only take one punch, or one kick, or one laser, or one missile to destroy bat man.
    And prep works BOTH WAYS in a fight. If bat man gets time for prep, so does Iron Man. So no matter what, no matter which scenario you choose, Iron Man wins.

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  39. @Tom’s DUMB ASS on May 10th, 2013 at 1:51 am:

    *(REMEMBER WHERE YOU SAID:)*

    “Lolz…. Sorry this will be the last thing I reply to you, since 70% of what you wrote is copy and paste, 30% left are trash talk.”

    AND THEN I SAID:

    *(PROMISE???)*

    *( YET HERE YOU ARE POSTING IN REFERENCE TO ME YET AGAIN??? SO COME ON, TOMMY BOY, (OR SHOULD I SAY FAT MAN IN A LITTLE COAT????) JUST ADMIT THAT YOU ENJOY THESE VERBAL BEATDOWNS YOU GET AT THE HANDS OF YOURS TRULY, YOU DIPSHIT???)*

    @Kevin: a since that Daywalker came. You should read some of his posts, really fun.

    *(I AGREE…MY POSTS ARE FUN, BECAUSE THEY SHOOT ENOUGH HOLES IN YOUR BULLSHIT ANALOGIES TO THE POINT WHERE THEY LOOK LIKE A DAMN SWISS CHEESE, YOU DUMMY…..NOW STAY TRUE TO YOUR WORD AND DON’T POST TO “OR” ABOUT ME ANY MORE….. I DARE YOU TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SHAME THE DEVIL THIS TIME, YOU LARDASS OF A LOSER…….)*

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  40. @John: you guys always think 1 way that is why Ironman always lose. You use info of the recent Ironman from Avenger groups – not the Ironman only issue – .But You use the old Batman issue. Batman recently uses the Amazo suit and cable of using 3 lantern rings. The first Issues of Ironman wore somethings that so primitive that even Hawk Eye can destroy. Martial arts: you think it as a weapon to attack, we think it as a mean to evade, to approach. Explosive: what make you think Batman does not have 1 strong enough ? and what make you think he will attack the suit ? I guess you have never learned sword play – ancient not the sport fencing – we dont attack the armor cause it stupid, we attack the weak point, the joint, the gap. EMP, his suit stills effected by it, he only defends against conventional EMP – conventional mean shoot direct at him – . Hacking, Ironman has just became like that recently, so in the same meaning Batman recently used the Amazo suit, that suit can’t be hacked and mimic the Founder of the the JLA. You missed Chemical, it is something that no metal even Wolverine skeleton could escape from, a chemical reaction. The point is all these is a mean to destroy Ironman. But how to do the administration ? Will Batman just shoot it directly like an ape ?

    Prep works both ways, but the minds of the prep are different. Ironman is an inventor, he find the enemy strong point and will upgrade his suit to the best to level the field to deal with any kind of threat but can’t find any weakness of the threat – this is why most ironman special suit fail-. Why Batman is a detective, he finds the weakness, he attacked that weakness and destroy the enemy – this is why his plans worked, even on Darkseid – it’s require psychology warfare which Ironman lacks. And how Ironman can find out about Batman ? His location is welled protected that even Lex and Superman could not found it. His computer is well protected that even Ra’sa had to access it from inside.

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  41. @ Tom’s DUMB ASS on May 10th, 2013 at 1:58 am

    @Clown: Told you, these guys don’t have the imagination.

    *(WHO NEEDS IMAGINATION TO REALIZE THAT WHEN YOU’RE STUPID ENOUGH TO BRING A DAMN GLORIFIED BOOMERANG TO A DAMN GUNFIGHT, AND THE GUY WITH THE GUNS HAS A LITERAL TANK WITH A LIMITLESS SUPPLY OF ENERGY, THE EQUIVALENT OF AN AK-47, BOMBS, MISSILES, LASERS, A UNIBEAM, MULTIPLE WAYS TO TRACK AND DEFEND HIMSELF, PLENTY OF AMMUNITION AND A HEALING FACTOR ON A PAR WITH WOLVERINE’S , THAT YOU’RE PROBABLY GOING TO LOSE BEFORE YOU EVEN GER CLOSE, YOU DUMMY……JUST FACE IT…BAT MAN IS OUTCLASSED HERE….)*

    They can only see Rock beats Scissors, Scissors beat Paper, therefore Rock must beats Paper.

    *(THAT’S BECAUSE IF YOU THROW A ROCK AT A SHEET OF PAPER, IT WON’T EVER STOP A ROCK THROWN AT 80mph., STUPID…..)*

    They can’t comprehend why does Rock beat Scissors, Why do Scissors beat Paper that lead to Paper beats Rock.

    *(ONCE AGAIN, WHOEVER MADE UP THAT GAME IS AN IDIOT ANYWAYS, BECAUSE PAPER WON’T STOP A DAMN ROCK, YOU DUMMY…..)*

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  42. @Tom’s DUMB ASS on May 11th, 2013 at 2:35 am

    @John: you guys always think 1 way that is why Ironman always lose.

    *(CORRECTION: YOU CAN’T FACE THE FACT THAT TONY STARK IS CAPABLE OF BEATING BAT MAN, AND THAT IS WHY ANY POINTS YOU MAKE ARE NULL AND VOID, MORON….)*

    You use info of the recent Iron-Man from Avenger groups – not the Ironman only issue – .But You use the old Batman issue.

    *(DUMB MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS FIGHT WAS TO BE DONE IN STANDARD EQUIPMENT BETWEEN THE TWO, YOU DIPSHIT??? FOR BAT MAN, THAT MEANS SMOKE PELLETS THAT WON’T DO SHIT TO TONY’S ARMOR, HIS MARTIAL ARTS ABILITY THAT WON’T DO SHIT EITHER, A FEW “PLOT-A-RANGS” WHUPS, I MEAN BAT-A-RANGS THAT WON’T DO SHIT, HIS BATMOBILE, WHICH TONY CAN TAKE CONTROL OF, HIS BAT JET/ BAT WING, OR WHATEVER HE’S CALLING IT THIS WEEK THAT TONY WILL TAKE CONTROL OF, HIS BAT SUIT THAT IS BASICALLY A DUMBED DOWN VERSION OF TONY STARK’S ARMOR WITH FAR LESS PROTECTION, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST A BUNCHA MONEY THAT CAN’T HELP HIM IN THIS FIGHT AS OPPOSED TO A FUCKING TANK WITH LASERS, MISSILES, BULLETS, BOMBS, REPULSORS, JETS, A UNIBEAM, SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH, SPEED AND TRACKING SYSTEMS THAT CAN ALL TRACK BAT MAN WITH EASE, AND LET’S NOT FORGET THAT TONY ALSO HAS TECHNOPATHY AND CAN CONTROL HIS ARMOR WITHOUT ACTUALLY BEING IN IT, OR JUST HACK BAT MAN’S INSIDER SUIT ABD BLOW HIM UP, AND HE CAN ALSO CALL UP A LITERAL “ARMY” OF UNMANNED ARMOR TO FIGHT ALONGSIDE HIM AS WELL….JUST FACE IT….BAT MAN MIGHT AS WELL PICK A DAMN “B.C. DATE”, CAUSE HE’S HISTORY IN A FIGHT WITH TONY STARK…..HELL, TONY’S COME UP WITH BETTER WEAPONS IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR THAN BAT MAN EVER HAS WHEN HE’S AS SOBER AS A JUDGE….)*

    Batman recently uses the Amazo suit and cable of using 3 lantern rings. The first Issues of Ironman wore somethings that so primitive that even Hawk Eye can destroy.

    *(ONCE AGAIN, YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH, BAT MAN DOES NOT USE LANTERN RINGS AS STANDARD EQUIPMENT, AND HE’S NEVER BEEN A GREEN LANTERN BECAUSE HE LACKS THE WILLPOWER TO DO SO, NOR DOES HE HAVE A GREEN LANTERN RING IN ANY CANON CONTENT, YOU DUMMY…….HE HAD A CHANCE TO BECOME A YELLOW LANTERN, BUT HE REJECTED THE RING FROM THE SINESTRO CORPS, AND . TONY HAS CREATED, DESIGNED AND BUILT ARMOR TO BATTLE GODS….”LITERAL GODS”, SUCH AS AN ODIN POWERED, FULLY GASSED UP, PISSED OFF, BLOOD LUSTED THOR WHO WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO DENT VIBRANIUM WITH HIS FISTS TO BE EXACT, AND HE HELD HIS OWN, SO IT DOESN’T TAKE A DAMN ROCKET SCIENTIST TO FIGURE OUT THAT A REGULAR PISSED OFF THOR COULD KICK “INSIDER SUIT” BAT-MAN’S ASS, AND THE WHOLE POINT OF “BAT-MAN” NOT WEARING A DAMN SUIT IS TO LET THE OTHERS KNOW THAT HE DOESN’T NEED IT TO BE “BAT-MAN”, BUT NOW YOU’RE SAYING HE DOES??? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO “I DON’T NEED HELP, CAUSE I’M THE GODDAMNED BAT MAN!!!” NOW??? ARE YOU SAYING THAT BAT-MAN IS TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING PUSSY TO FIGHT WITHOUT A SUIT NOW??? CAUSE IT SURE SOUNDS THAT WAY TO ME AND ANYONE ELSE READING WHAT YOU WROTE JUST NOW, DUMMY……ONCE AGAIN, WE ARE DISCUSSING A FIGHT WITH TONY STARK AND BRUSE WAYNE AS BAT-MAN AND IRON MAN IN A ONE ON ONE FIGHT USING THEIR CURRENT POWERS AND STANDARD EQUIPMENT, AND AS I SAID BEFORE, BAT MAN WOULD GET KILLED, AND THE TOUGHEST PERSON I’VE SEEN BAT MAN TAKE DOWN WITH THAT SUIT IS “GEO-FORCE”, AND HE ALMOST KILLED BAT MAN IF NOT FOR HIS ROOKIE MISTAKE OF GETTING ANGRY AND ATTACKING BAT MAN BLINDLY (ONCE AGAIN, BAT MAN GETS A CHEAP WIN DUE TO LAZY WRITING AND PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY) BUT IRON MAN WOULDN’T MAKE THAT MISTAKE, AND HE’D KILL BAT-MAN …..)*

    Martial arts: you think it as a weapon to attack, we think it as a mean to evade, to approach.

    *(OKAY…..SO DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT BAT MAN GETS THROUGH TO TONY WHILE AVOIDING HIS RADAR, SONAR, THERMAL AND MOVEMENT TRACKING CAPABILITIES, ETC., YOU IDIOT??? BUT LET’S GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT AND GO AGAINST ANY AND ALL SAY REASON AND SAY THAT HE DOES, SHALL WE?? WHAT CAN HE DO TO TONY’S MAGNETIC BEAM REENFORCED TITANIUM ALLOY ARMOR ONCE HE GETS CLOSE??? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAT WON’T GET HIS DUMB ASS KILLED IN THE ATTEMPT, YOU FOOL…..

    Explosive: what make you think Batman does not have 1 strong enough ?

    *(Well, let’s see here….FIRST OFF, TONY TOOK A BLAST TO THE FACE AT 2% SHIELDS FROM A NUKE, AND BAT MAN DOESN’T HAVE ANY EXPLOSIVES THAT POWERFUL, YOU IDIOT….)*

    and what make you think he will attack the suit ?

    *(WHAT MAKES YOU THING THAT ATTACKING IRON-MAN IS A GOOD IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE, DUMMY????)*

    I guess you have never learned sword play – ancient not the sport fencing – we don’t attack the armor, cause it stupid, we attack the weak point, the joint, the gap.

    *(GREAT…..NOW IF ONLY BAT MAN COULD FIND A WAY TO HIT A LOT HARDER THAN A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION DOES “AND” OVERCOME TONY’S FORCE FIELDS PLUS HIS TITANIUM ARMOR, HUH??? TOO BAD THAT HE CAN’T…..)*

    EMP, his suit stills effected by it, he only defends against conventional EMP – conventional mean shoot direct at him – .

    *(WRONG!!!! EMPs HAVE BEEN TRIED AND HAVE FAILED MISERABLY AGAINST TONY’S ARMOR AND BAT MAN’S OWN BOMB COULD BE DETONATED PREMATURELY BECAUSE OF TONY’S TECHNOPATHY AND USED TO KILL HIM……TRY AGAIN, STUPID….)*

    Hacking, Ironman has just became like that recently, so in the same meaning Batman recently used the Amazo suit, that suit can’t be hacked and mimic the Founder of the the JLA.

    *(BAT MAN CAN’T HACK TONY’S ARMOR….NOT NOW, NOT EVER, NOT NEVER……PERIOD!!!!)*

    You missed Chemical, it is something that no metal even Wolverine skeleton could escape from, a chemical reaction.

    *(TONY’S ARMOR IS PROTECTED BY A FORCE FIELD AND TITANIUM….NOW SULFURIC ACID COULD “THEORETICALLY” POSSIBLY POTENTIALLY DISSOLVE MAGNETIC BEAM REENFORCED TITANIUM, BUT THEN THERE’S THE PROBLEM OF HIS ARMOR BEING A TITANIUM ALLOY, AND HIS NEEDING TO GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO HIM TO USE IT, AND IF TONY WERE TO DESTROY THE CONTAINER THAT THE ACID IS HELD IN, GUESS WHO’D GET A HOLE EATEN OUT OF THEIR BAT COSTUME WEARING ASS JUST AS EASILY AS THAT TITANIUM ALLOY ARMOR (WHICH COINCIDENTALLY, BAT MAN’S FLESH WOULDN’T FARE ANYWHERE NEAR AS WELL, BY THE WAY)* , OR WHAT’S TO STOP TONY FROM BEARHUGGING HIS ASS AND GETTING THE ACID ON HIM THAT WAY??? ONCE AGAIN, BAT MAN LOSES HERE….)*

    The point is all these is a mean to destroy Ironman. But how to do the administration ? Will Batman just shoot it directly like an ape ?

    *(IT DOESN’T REALLY MATTER WHAT BAT MAN DOES, THERE’S LITTLE HE CAN DO TO HARM TONY PERIOD……JUST FACE IT…… BAT MAN CAN’T HIT TONY HARDER THAN A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION, AND HE’D NEED FAR MORE FORCE THAN THAT TO EVEN HURT TONY LET ALONE BEAT HIM…..)*

    Prep works both ways, but the minds of the prep are different. Ironman is an inventor, he find the enemy strong point and will upgrade his suit to the best to level the field to deal with any kind of threat but can’t find any weakness of the threat – this is why most ironman special suit fail-.

    *(Ummmmm……LAST I CHECKED, TONY’S SPECIALIZED ARMOR USUALLY DOES WHAT IT IS DESIGNED TO DO, AND BAT MAN HARDLY EVER WINS IS A FIRST TIME ENCOUNTER WITH ANYONE WHO IS ON A PAR WITH HIM…..JUST ASK PROMETHEUS……IT TOOK BAT MAN OVER A MONTH TO FIGURE OUT THE CIRCUITRY IN HIS HELMET, AND HE HAD TO CHEAT TO BEAT HIM, BECAUSE PROMETHEUS WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM IF HE HADN’T IMPLANTED THE PHYSICAL ABILITIES OF DR. STEPHEN HAWKING AND SAVED HIMSELF….. {ONCE AGAIN, PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY AND LAZY WRITING}.)*

    Why Batman is a detective, he finds the weakness, he attacked that weakness and destroy the enemy – this is why his plans worked, even on Darkseid – it’s require psychology warfare which Ironman lacks.

    *(SORRY, BUT BAT-MAN IS A FUCKING PUSSY, AND HE’LL ALWAYS BE A PUSSY THAT GETS GOOD PRESS AND WINS BASED ON THE INSANE ABILITY OF HIS FANS TO BELIEVE THAT HE COULD ACTUALLY BEAT SUPERMAN, IRON MAN, THE FLASH OR EVEN CAPTAIN AMERICA….NOW DON’T GET ME WRONG….BAT-MAN IS “GOOD”, BUT HE’S NOT THAT GOOD, BECAUSE IF HE WAS, ALL OF YOU PUSSIES WOULDN’T KEEP HARPING ON HIS INSIDER SUIT, KNOWING FULL WELL THAT IT ISN’T A PART OF HIS STANDARD EQUIPMENT, DUMB ASS!!!! AS I SAID BEFORE, BAT MAN WOULD DIE IN A FIGHT AGAINST STARK……DEAL WITH IT….)*

    And how Ironman can find out about Batman ? His location is welled protected that even Lex and Superman could not found it. His computer is well protected that even Ra’sa had to access it from inside.

    *(ONCE AGAIN, (FOR THE DULLARDS IN THE ROOM) TONY DOES NOT NEED TO SLEEP, AND HE HAS ACCESS TO EVERY SATELLITE ON THE PLANET AND ANY TECHNOLOGICAL DEVICE ON THE PLANET AS A RESULT OF HIS TECHNOPATHY…..THAT BEING SAID, BAT MAN CAN BE FOUND IF TONY PUT ENOUGH TIME AND ENERGY INTO FINDING HIM, AND KNOWING TONY STARK, HE WOULD, IF HE HAD A GOOD ENOUGH REASON….ONCE AGAIN, BAT MAN CAN’T WIN THIS FIGHT USING HIS “STANDARD EQUIPMENT”, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER……LIVE WITH IT…..)*

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  43. Batman wins because his BATMAN!

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  44. @Guato on May 12th, 2013 at 2:57 am

    “Batman wins because his BATMAN!”

    WRONG…….

    BAT MAN “LOSES” BECAUSE IRON MAN IS “INVINCIBLE”!!!

    FOR THE STUPID:

    Invincible: Impregnable, indomitable suggests that which cannot be overcome or mastered. Invincible is applied to that which cannot be conquered in combat or war, or overcome or subdued in any manner: an invincible army; invincible courage. Impregnable is applied to a place or position that cannot be taken by assault or siege, and hence to whatever is proof against attack: an impregnable fortress; impregnable virtue. Indomitable implies having an unyielding spirit, or stubborn persistence in the face of opposition or difficulty: indomitable will.

    SUCK IT, BAT FAGS!!!!

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  45. Lolz, if only that is true.

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  46. Wow; these bat’s fans are really idiot. Ironman is like a tank; a super tank. How can Batman able to defeat Ironman. Have you ever seen any foot soldier were able to destroy a tank ?

    Ironman is also a genius has so many God like armor specialize to deal with God like being, Batman’s plans are just child plays

    Thor Buster: Super armor that used all the technology from Asgard, none were made by Tony beside the skin. It was destroyed right away when faced with Thor

    Hulk Buster: A special armor able to enhance strength to 175 tons, greatly resistances to impact, etc…. . It was destroyed by Hulk right away and was rebuilt then destroyed again by Hulk.

    Batman’s plans would never able to measure up to this failure.

    p/s: I’m a class A Winchester marksman at NRA, tell me what class are you Day ? you seem to be a MoFK here, i would love to see your parents face cause only jack ass parents would taught their kids how to use gun at 5. Savate, Boxing, …. none of those classes teach any thing for children except exercises. I would bet that you pulled those out the course in your school. Answer me: what is Serpent Stance ? Only Martial art student would know about this.

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  47. @ IwishI’veaheart on June 5th, 2013 at 5:14 pm:

    ALLOW ME TO RESPOND TO YOUR QUESTIONS IN THE ORDER THAT YOU ASKED THEM???

    Thor Buster: Super armor that used all the technology from Asgard, none were made by Tony beside the skin. It was destroyed right away when faced with Thor..

    *(POSSIBLY SO, BUT LAST I CHECKED, BATMAN CAN’T DISH OUT THE TYPE OF PUNISHMENT THAT THOR CAN, SO THERE GOES THAT THEORY……HIS REGULAT ARMOR IS MORE THAN SUFFICIENT TO KILL BAT MAN ON HIS WORST DAY….)*

    Hulk Buster: A special armor able to enhance strength to 175 tons, greatly resistances to impact, etc…. . It was destroyed by Hulk right away and was rebuilt then destroyed again by Hulk.

    *(WRONG!!! TONY STARK HAS DEFEATED THE HULK AT LEAST 4 TIMES BEFORE HE EVER HAD HIS EXTREMIS ARMOR AND NOW THAT HE HAS “BLEEDING EDGE ARMOR”, THE HULK ISN’T EVEN AN AFTERTHOUGHT NOW, SO TRY AGAIN…..)*

    Batman’s plans would never able to measure up to this failure.

    *(BATMAN ISN’T EVEN IN THE SAME CATEGORY AS TONY STARK, BECAUSE DESIGNING AND MAKING A DAMN BAT-A-RANG IS NOTHING COMPARED TO DESIGNING AND BUILDING A FLYING, ARC REACTOR POWERED TANK……IT IS WHAT IT IS….)*

    p/s: I’m a class A Winchester marksman at NRA, tell me what class are you Day ?

    *(WELL, SINCE YOU ASKED, I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE AN “EXPERT” RIBBON WITH A .45 CALIBER PISTOL THAT I SHOT FOR WHILE ON ACTIVE DUTY, AND I ALSO EARNED A “SHARPSHOOTER” RIBBON WITH AN M-16…NOW I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE A MEMBER OF THE NRA AS WELL, AND I CURRENTLY HAVE THE SAME QUALIFICATIONS, SCORING A 150@ 50 yds. AND ALSO DEFENSIVE PISTOL 2 ROCKER TOO…. THANKS FOR ASKING….)*

    You seem to be a MoFK here, i would love to see your parents face cause only jack ass parents would taught their kids how to use gun at 5.

    *(REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU MAY “THINK”, MY FATHER WAS BEEN TEACHING US BOYS TO PROTECT OURSELVES AS BOYS, AND HOW TO PROTECT OUR FAMILIES IF NEED BE AT AN EARLY AGE, SO TO COIN A QUOTE,

    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.” – Friedrich Nietzsche”

    Savate, Boxing, …. none of those classes teach any thing for children except exercises.

    *(ONCE AGAIN, SEE MY ABOVE RESPONSE, EH??)*

    I would bet that you pulled those out the course in your school. Answer me: what is Serpent Stance ? Only Martial art student would know about this.

    *(I DON’T REALLY CARE EITHER WAY, BECAUSE YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF WINNING THIS ARGUMENT OR EVER PUTTING YOUR FILTHY HANDS ON ME BEFORE I’D IMMEDIATELY BREAK THEM, SO THIS COURSE OF DISCUSSION IS IRRELEVANT AND A WASTE OF MY TIME, YOU OAFISH BORE…BEGONE…..)

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  48. “ALLOW ME TO – IT IS WHAT IT IS….”

    IRON You are a Fk morron the 2 examples showed that Tony is a morron. None of his special made suits had ever worked. Defeat hulk ? you call that defeated ? i call it barely run away. Hulk wont be a problem ? Shall i list 3 times Hulk had destroyed the special made Hulk Buster ? How morron can Tony be ? The weaker suits were able to defeat the Hulk, but the special made suit could not ? I do not see that problem in Batman’s plans. You mfk can complain about PIS all you want but FACT is : NONE of his plans fail. I guess we do agree at the same point Batman is not the same as Ironman. He isn’t a morron like Ironman, He did not make stupid mistakes. His plans work.

    “REGARDLESS – Nietzsche”

    Whatever you thought you father purpose is; he were a jack ass to teach a 5 years old kid how to use gun. Cause every 5 years old kids listen to their parents completely and understand how dangerous gun is. And how did he trained you to shoot anyway ? Did he hand you a real gun ? or a BB gun ? So he were a jack ass with no regard for the law, in other word a criminal. I guess i understand how you ended up a MFK. and had to join the army. With that brain at best you can only be a Coast Guard. Have fun with that charity Degree that they handed to you. Btw care to tell me how did you get 5 degrees with 4 years of service ? or was it just some charity certificates – diplomas they threw in your face ? “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.” ? There is only 1 way, the correct way, that is following the laws. Well may be criminals, murderers think that in the right situation they are allowed to break the law like your father did ?

    *ONCE AGAIN, SEE MY ABOVE RESPONSE, EH??*

    Ofc, I’m not a morron. I had to read all to see what a MFK you are.

    *I DON’T REALLY CARE – BEGONE…..”

    Hands ? FK Morron. I’m not going to dirty my hands with a blood of a criminal’s son, not to mention a MFk. Don’t even know what a Serpent Stance is. And you said you were trained since 5 ?

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  49. Lets remember Iron Mans suit runs out of battery like a fuckin toy. now i know batman will put up a fight long enough for iron mans suit to die. And also in the avengers agent phil coulson hacked jarvis and entered his house with no problem…Batman will win

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  50. Personally, I think they’re almost evenly matched. I’m a huge Iron Man fan, but I do admit that he has his weaknesses when it comes to fighting ( unlike another fan on this site ).

    Using only the two’s equipment is a big no-no. The environment where the fight would go down (and many other factors) would greatly influence the outcome. Both Iron Man and Batman have genius level IQ’s and if they’re starting to lose, both if them will think of alternatives.

    Batman is usually pretty rigid in how he deals with a situation, while Iron Man usually just goes with it. Both tactics have their perks and downfalls – as Batman might not be able to adjust to the situation quickly enough and Iron Man may find himself in a situation he could have won if he’d been more prepared.

    Neither hero is lesser ( except when it comes to their fears – Bruce is scared of bats. Sorry, Batman fans, it had to be said ) than the other. Plasma beams, bombs and utility belts aside, there’s really no way to know who would be the victor of the epic battle between these two.

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