The Worst Rap Video of All Time

Posted on Friday, March 5th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Filed under: Music, terrible rap videos, Why Everybody Sucks, WTF
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I have no doubt in my mind that this is the worst rap video of all time. It’s bad enough that the song is awful, but then they go all out to make the worst rap video that I have ever seen. In fact, it might be the worst music video ever made!

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Posted by altern1ty on March 6th, 2010 at 7:08 pm

Man, this sucks hard. What’s that he’s counting, Monopoly money? And their lip syncing is miserable and they look like they hate their song. Not to mention the really bad After Effects work and the ugly women dancing around them. Just… horrible.

Posted by Glenn B. on March 10th, 2010 at 11:58 pm

God, this is really aweful. but it is still somehow catchy.

Posted by mona Wachsler on April 12th, 2010 at 3:50 am

I’m embarrassed for them. Someone help the poor souls.

Posted by B.F. Bastardo on May 23rd, 2010 at 7:30 pm

They’re counting Euros, and since the clip is filmed in France, I’d say they were French (or at least recent immigrants to France). The lyrics are woeful, the music is derivative and out of date and most of the women look like transvestites. But still, this isn’t THE worst rap ever, it’s equal first with EVERY rap out there made in recent years. The urban/rap/r&b world has become bland, conservative and musically bereft. Bring back De La Soul, bring back Young MC, bring back NWA, bring back Run DMC and bring back The Jungle Bothers!
BFB

Posted by altern1ty on May 24th, 2010 at 12:16 am

Ahh, Euros. That’s why I didn’t recognize them. But if this was shot in France, it’s the most uninteresting take on that country ever captured on film. I have to agree with you on modern rap, though. It’s all pretty awful these days.

Posted by Mike on May 25th, 2010 at 11:51 am

They’re Canadian, the street signs are North American style, and one of them says Quebec.

Posted by steez on May 25th, 2010 at 12:05 pm

Oh how I love when uninformed people run their mouths, what the fuck makes you anything resembling an authority on music? how about you say that you haven’t heard a good rap made in recent years? I love N.W.A. but come on with songs like “gimme that nut” how can you say they were any different than modern rappers

Posted by steez on May 25th, 2010 at 12:06 pm

good call about the transvestites though hahaha

Posted by B.F. Bastardo on May 26th, 2010 at 10:27 am

“…what the fuck makes you anything resembling an authority on music? …”
um… 15 years in the music industry inc. 5 in alternative radio specialising in funk, hip-hop, afro-funk and reggae? Anyhooooo. This song is such shite, even nerdy church-going white kids from Utah could’ve done a more authentic rap track – we agree right?

PS: One recent hip-hop act I CAN get behind is Edan – but he’s a white kid. Happy to take your suggestions for other worthy contemporary hip-hop/rap acts.

PPS: Didn’t notice the Quebec sign. My bad. oops. Well spotted Mike!

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Posted by Fleur on May 29th, 2010 at 4:28 am

@ B.F. Bastardo….Nope, those aren’t euros. I’m from the Netherlands, so I can honestly say I think I know what euros look like.
But I see someone else already spotted the fact that this is in Quebec.

Posted by Alec on May 30th, 2010 at 4:51 am

That was bad but that wasn’t the worst video ever. This is the worst rap video ever. Meet Chuggo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY

Posted by conquistador on June 11th, 2010 at 3:35 am

Richy knows Chuggo lol

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