The Tiger Woods Jokes are coming in..

Posted on Monday, December 7th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Filed under: FW:, General Talk, The Sports Rant
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One:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

Two:
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards

Three:
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods’ shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.

Four:
What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He’d gone clubbing

Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron

Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

Seven:
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

Nine:
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash. He’s still below par though

Ten:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

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Posted by Samantha Banfield on January 24th, 2010 at 3:04 am

These are great one-liners!! Tiger Woods jokes did come in thick & fast. I don’t even follow golf but a few days after the news broke I came up with an idea for a blog that I wrote as a news item – Tiger Woods Wins Cheater of The Year Award. I had so much fun writing it. Hey, he brought this whole thing on himself & can’t expect people not to make jokes – he freakin’ cheated on his wife with so many women that would put Australia’s Shane Warne to shame.