Sarkozy shows us why being short sucks

Posted on Thursday, April 23rd, 2009 at 10:41 pm
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Sarkozy shows why being short sucks
Sarkozy shows us why being short sucks. He’s the president of France. His wife smoking hot, but we can still see the insecurities of a short man…

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Posted by Edward Burns on June 8th, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Being a short little person like Sarkosy just shows what the french really are like.What is the guy somewhere between 5′5 and 5′7 if that.His wife is way taller than the guy and he looks like a smurf.The guy either wears lifts in his shoes or he is walking on tiptoes.I think even Napoleon was taller than this little guy.I am about 6′4 and very tall for my age which is 22.Sarkosy is very short for his age…

Posted by Jimmy Marsden on June 11th, 2009 at 7:24 am

I saw a great pic of Sarkosy in a national newspaper it had him hsving to stand on a stool to let him see comfortably over the table on a stage when he was giving a speak.It was hilarious if anything this man shows that he definetly suffers from s.m.s .the poor guy cant even let his wife wear heels as she already towers over him.I bet she had to even give him a helping help to climb on their bed ha ha.Maybe he should grow an afro so he looks taller.He will never be has tall as brown or obams and he just looks like a silly old short guy that is surpressed.
He just needs to be not so hung up on his lack of height it doesnt bother me being short.Even if i do say so i am still taller than him when he wears lifts in his shoes poor guy.I am only 5′8 or 5′9 at a push but i would still be taller than this guy…

Posted by Ian Aitkin-Smith on June 11th, 2009 at 7:31 am

I dont know why it bothers people being short i am 17 now and only 5′5.I have always had women in clubs coming up to me.Even some friends get jealous as they try to meet women and are usually knocked back.Especially when they say to them who is the short guy.It suits me just fine i dont like it however when the drunk men at the end of the night want to start trouble when i am walking out with a woman on my arm and they are alone.I do have some good friends who look out for me and i have even taken to learning ju-jitsui.Which is coming along fine.I cant stand the short jokes though as they wear thin after a while.I do have one nickname that i cant get rid of and i let that one slide by i am usually called titch and that just stuck.I suppose it is just one of them things hey.

Posted by Maisie-Mai Franks on August 8th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

I find there is nothing wrong with short guys, take my man he is 5′7 and i am 5′4.We are very well suited to eachother,i have never liked tall guys anyway has it looks too funny.I see woman like 4′10 and the guy is like 6′5 whatttttt.It looks unnatural like a dad taking his daughter out.Does the guy have to kneel down to kiss the woman i just dont know.Short guys are more sensitive and like my man very well built has he does exercise and martial arts.Tall guys just look too gangly and clumsy.Take a look at Peter Crouch point taken hey.Short people rule sorry tall people.

Posted by brian lucas getty on August 26th, 2009 at 9:36 am

There are many annoying things with being short.Especially if your younger sister is taller than you,and being the shortest in the family.I dont mind the looking younger thing that is okay.Buying clothes is a nuisance when i have to shop in the juniors.Trying to explain that i am older than my sisters is annoying.I am forever looking upwards if i want to get someones attension.I have always been treated differently by my mum i dont know why as i am has tall has her.We are both 4′10 that is where my short height comes from.My sisters were lucky to get dad’s height they are both 5′6 and 5′8 and dad is 5′11.I even have cousins taller than me and also younger it is a nightmare for me.How many guys are short like their mums

Posted by Jason Mountford on September 10th, 2009 at 8:49 am

I always thought i was short but now i feel better that i am an English man and taller than the French p.m .I always hated being 5′7 barefooted till i see this Sarkosy in the papers.He looks like a little Hitler bloke doesnt he.I still try to find shoes with at least 2 ins on them but i would never wear lifts like him.So what if i am the shortest guy out of my friends when i wear my shoes i feel okay has they only have a couple of inches on me.I heard that Sarkosy went to a factory or something and wanted to be on the platform with short men and woman.Come on man what is up with you.There is a saying once a shortarse always a shortarse lol.I have even heard that he has to stand on a box to be able to stand to speech.What does he expect when the height of french men is not very tall anyway.I bet even his mother is taller than him stupid sod.

Posted by justin anderson on November 12th, 2009 at 10:00 am

Being short is the pits i know so has i spend everyday being shorter than alot of other adults.I am now 25 yrs old and i am barely 4′10 and i sadly take after my mum who is 4′10 just like me.There is also my 24 yr old sister and she is 5′7 i used to find it awkward growing up and watching my sister get taller than me.I am lucky to have found a woman that accepts me for what i am okay i may be shorter than her and people laugh at us when we are out.My g.friend is Samantha and she is 28 yrs old and she is 5′9 wearing her high heels she is nearly 6′0.She is sometimes accommodating when we go out and she doesnt always wear her high heels.She generally calls me littlelegs when i have trouble reaching something in her house.I would love to have been about 5′9 like my dad but it wasnt to be.

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Posted by cecille marques on June 26th, 2010 at 4:41 am

I cant understand why the guy makes so much fuss about his height.It only makes it worse.I heard that when he goes to factories the staff must not be taller than him.he is such a shallow guy but what more can you expect from a french guy.If height bothered him why is he with such a tall women the guy needs his head read.

I am 20 now and i suppose for a women height isnt a problem has we can wear heels.My height is 4′9 and i am the same height has my 10 year old sister.I am dreading the day when she grows taller i know that it wont be long has my family and friends keep saying how much she is sprouting up.I am the shortest in the family.My mum is 5′2 and dad is 5′5.I am the eldest then comes Jamie he is 17 and he is 5′3 Kirsty is 14 and she is 5′0.Lastly is Heidi she is 10 and my height i think she may be inching up over my height has i passed her in the hallway where we have a large mirror.I have some great friends who have always helped me get on with things.I have Maddie who i have known since school and she is a couple of inches taller than me but she is always saying she wanted to be over 5′0.When i go shopping for clothes my mum is forever adjusting them i dont like buying juniors has the styles arent very good so mum alters them for me.I generally try to buy the short length trousers and they tend to have to have a good 6 inches cut off them.My shoes i have to buy when all the kids are at school has they sell out otherwise.I thought i got my height from maybe my grandmothers but one is 5′0 and the other is 4′10.So maybe from them i suppose.

Posted by paul jacobs on June 26th, 2010 at 4:59 am

I dont give a stuff about Sarkozy being short.The guy is still taller than me anyway.
I have endured name calling since i was 10 yrs old and to this day still happens.
The name that has stuck is Small Paul due to my lack of height.I am 40 years old now
and barefooted i am 4′10 not much for a guy my age is it.I just put it down to coming from a
short family my mum is 4′11 and my dad is 5′3.So what did i expect to get from that.
I have a brother who is older and he is 5′0 and an older sister who is 5′5.For convenience i do still shop in the kids section for trousers has they fit much better.I am married to a woman Julie for the past 20 years and she is for obvious reasons taller than me.She stands at 5′8 i did try to snag a nice short woman but no one wanted a short guy.The wedding pictures were funny Julies side were all tall and my side were all short.We has a video shot and to this day we laugh about it.Julie decided not to wear heels on her big day has they would have put her nearly 6′0 and what with me being under 5′0 it would have seemed like i was in lilliput.When we had our first dance i was cuddling into Julie and what with the music being loud she was trying to talk to me so my head was looking up at her most of the time.My mum who is 4′11 danced with Julies dad who was 6′0.My dad who is 5′3 was with Julies mum who was around 5′9.I think mum pulled the short straw has the height difference was more noticeable.I had a couple of pics taken on the church steps where i was made a little taller by standing on the step above Julie.
We have a son who is 20 and he is 5′9 and a daughter who is 18 and she is 5′5.I am glad that neither got my height and that suits me just fine.I still notice things like when me and Julie sit on the sofa and of a night she sits one end with her feet up and i sit the other end we put our feet on the sofa and hers are just so long compared to mine.To this day she still forgets and puts cetain things up high and i am having to climb on the worktop is no one is around.I am used to it and evey day is good for us.

Posted by annonymous on August 22nd, 2010 at 12:06 am

Well, look at michelle and mr obama. IF she wore 6″ stils she’s be over his head. So she wears mostly flats.
That sharkozy guy found a taller woman…bad idea if you are so uncomfortable in your own skin. My Gf is 5″3.5 and i’m 5″6. Not much room but she does get to wear her high heels and be about an inch over me. Most times she in heels we on the same height.

But to all the short guys out there, one thing i’ve learnt is that it might look awkward but the subconscious mind makes it even worse when everyone sees ur not comfortable with it. I’ve always seen some other short guys with sexy taller women and admired them…no one said anything to them..and i realise its the self confident smile they haev on their faces that made the difference.

Be confident in your own skin. Get playform shoes if you wanna (i wonder what those feell like), but remember with or without just be happy with urself. You could have been born without legs for Christ’s sake!

Give thanks, be happy

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