WTF??? Jessica Simson is trash-talking to my Phildelphia Eagles

Posted on Thursday, September 11th, 2008 at 7:39 am
Filed under: The Sports Rant, Women Are Bad News, WTF, YSYDB Awards
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OK. So, I don’t mind hearing trash-talk from hard-core football fans, knowledgeable football fans or even the casual fan. In fact, I welcome it. ( My trash talk always ends with Your team sucks. My Eagles are going to stomp your team and then kick your ass! ). But now, I have to deal with Jessica Simpson trash-talking about me Eagles! WTF?? Jessica Simpson??? What does she even know about football??? Wait. Let me answer that. NOTHING, since she picked the Dallas Cowboys to beat the 2008 Super Bowl champions, my Philadelphia Eagles.

What she needs a solid open-field tackle from Brian Dawkins. Maybe, this will help her realize which is the better team. An open-field tackle from Dawkins would knock most people stupid, but in Jessica’s case, it might make her smarter…

For trash-talking without a clue, Jessica gets a YSYDB award. Hey Jessica, screw you and your god-awful acting and even worst singing career. Oh, and your boyfriend Romo, he Sucks too!! Hey Jessica Simpson, You Suck, You Dumb Bastard!!!

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Posted by big M on September 11th, 2008 at 7:44 am

You know what? I thought about it and I am still quite angry. Jessica Simpson, you still suck! And I’ll issue you a challenge: When the Eagles win, it will confirm that you suck and that Tony Romo is a douchebag. However, if Cowboys win, then I will apologize to you. (However, Tony Romo will still remain a douchebag.)

Posted by Dallas Doom on September 11th, 2008 at 7:33 pm

Jessica knows football. Cowboys win 38-21

Posted by big M on September 12th, 2008 at 7:53 am

This is usually the part of the website where I go: “You suck Dallas Doom”. However, Big D tells me that I need to stop telling people that they suck. But guess what? Because you are a Dallas fan, YOU SUCK, DALLAS DOOM!

Posted by I can’t stay mad forever at Jessica Simpson | Everbody Sucks But Us on September 12th, 2008 at 10:22 am

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Posted by Philly SUCKS on September 16th, 2008 at 8:10 am

Man i guess she does know football. I wouldnt go as far as saying the cowboys made the eagles their bitch, but they did win so i guess a little piece of their ass does belong to the cowboys.

Posted by i love Asheley on September 16th, 2008 at 9:47 pm

Dude, her sister Ashley is a NY Giants fan. lol

Posted by Go Giants on January 15th, 2011 at 8:28 pm

Eagles suck dick