A couple of weeks ago, we posted an article about the funniest facebook names. Well we forgot to mention our favorite name.

Now, we all know that Sports illustrated is a very reputable and respected sports authority. When SI talks, people listen! So, it’s nice to know that the guys at SI don’t suck! Why don’t they suck you ask? Well they were smart enough to realize just how good the Eagles are. SI picks my Eagles to win the AFC East with a record of 12-4. How sweet is that???

Dear Microsoft,

Big D and I heard that you will be paying Jerry Seinfeld $10 million dollars to help promote your Windows Vista operating system. Well, we were quite disappointed that you did not come and see us instead. Why would you chose a washed-out comedian from the nineties when you could get two winners who know that everybody sucks but them. ( And Windows Vista, of course… Everybody Sucks but us and Windows Vista, if you pay us.) Below is a detailed analysis of why you should hire Big D and Big M for your Windows Vista campaign.

Now, I know that people who buy iPhones feel that they are part of an exclusive rich club. They act all smug and feel all “special” and “cool” because everybody else’s cell phone isn’t as cool as their iPhone. But I was surprised to learn that iPhone owners compete amongst each other to show just [...]

With the NFL tease known as the preseason slowly coming to an end, it’s once again time to get ready for the regular NFL season. That’s why the site has been redesigned in Eagle Green to support the best team in the NFL, the Philadelphia Eagles!!! This color scheme will stay until the Philadelphia Eagles lose a game. Hopefully, I will not have to take it down for at least 15 weeks from now. Go Eagles!!! Oh, and by the way, the Dallas Cowboys and the New York Giants suck Ass!!!
(Please note that Big D is a Patriots fan. But who cares. Right now, we’re all about the Eagles!)

Every four years, the big shoe companies get into the Olympic spirit by producing custom shoes for various athletes. Puma, Reebok, Adidas and Nike design some of the coolest, funkiest and original shoes that you won’t find at your local shoe store. Time Magazine has compiled a list of the most impressive shoes that were seen during the olympics. Here they are, courtesy of Time Magazine.

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So, yesterday, I mentioned the new Max Payne movie coming out in October and starring Mark Walberg. Well, here is an official movie poster for the movie. Maybe I was wrong because they look kinda cool… There are 2 more after the jump.

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I didn’t even know that a Max Payne movie was in the works until I saw the trailer for the upcoming Max Payne movie staring Mark Walburg. The Max Payne movie is set for release in October 2008.

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This is an insane footage of the massive propane explosion that occured in Toronto on August 10, 2008.

Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good.
Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
I may not be the [...]