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	<title>Comments on: Do Smurfs Lay Eggs or Do They Give Birth? &#8211; A detailed analysis</title>
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		<title>By: Crimson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Crimson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 10:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You really suck!
Know nothing at all!
John jones is right.</description>
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Know nothing at all!<br />
John jones is right.</p>
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		<title>By: John Jones</title>
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		<dc:creator>John Jones</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2011 01:12:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wonder if any of you have even watched the Smurfs. Obviously you haven&#039;t or you would know a few things.

1. Smurfette was created by Gargamel. She is not an actual Smurf and therefore can not mother any of the Smurfs. Sassette is another female, she was created using the same spell Gargamel used. There is a Granny Smurf but it was never explained how she was created, but she was not born in the same as the other Smurfs.

2. All the Smurfs are 100 years old and there were 99 original Smurfs. So obviously their process of reproducing is not one that can be done rapidly..

3. There are multiple types of asexual reproduction. For instance, fungi reproduce asexually and the the offspring is not an exact copy of the parent.

4. You all seem to forget the most obvious answer: magic. The only baby in the entire show was BROUGHT BY A STORK. Therefore, the baby Smurfs must come from a magical source. (Wikipedia has it listed as Smurfette giving birth to him for some reason, but all you have to do is look up the episode.) The only other  children in the show are the Smurflings who came about due to a de-aging spell setting them back fifty years.

So where do Smurfs come from? A Stork literally brings them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder if any of you have even watched the Smurfs. Obviously you haven&#8217;t or you would know a few things.</p>
<p>1. Smurfette was created by Gargamel. She is not an actual Smurf and therefore can not mother any of the Smurfs. Sassette is another female, she was created using the same spell Gargamel used. There is a Granny Smurf but it was never explained how she was created, but she was not born in the same as the other Smurfs.</p>
<p>2. All the Smurfs are 100 years old and there were 99 original Smurfs. So obviously their process of reproducing is not one that can be done rapidly..</p>
<p>3. There are multiple types of asexual reproduction. For instance, fungi reproduce asexually and the the offspring is not an exact copy of the parent.</p>
<p>4. You all seem to forget the most obvious answer: magic. The only baby in the entire show was BROUGHT BY A STORK. Therefore, the baby Smurfs must come from a magical source. (Wikipedia has it listed as Smurfette giving birth to him for some reason, but all you have to do is look up the episode.) The only other  children in the show are the Smurflings who came about due to a de-aging spell setting them back fifty years.</p>
<p>So where do Smurfs come from? A Stork literally brings them.</p>
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		<title>By: Robert Daly</title>
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		<dc:creator>Robert Daly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 00:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A new Smurf is &#039;born&#039; every blue moon.  By born, I mean the Stork brings a Smurf to the villiage the night of a blue moon.  I believe this is explained in the episode &#039;The Baby Smurf&#039; 

Smurfette was created by Gargamel to infiltrait smurf villiage. Smurfette had black hair until papa Smurf turned her &#039;good&#039; and also into a blond.  You can see this in the episode &quot;The Smurfette&quot; I beleive the other Smurf females were variations of this same concept to add more females later in the production run</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A new Smurf is &#8216;born&#8217; every blue moon.  By born, I mean the Stork brings a Smurf to the villiage the night of a blue moon.  I believe this is explained in the episode &#8216;The Baby Smurf&#8217; </p>
<p>Smurfette was created by Gargamel to infiltrait smurf villiage. Smurfette had black hair until papa Smurf turned her &#8216;good&#8217; and also into a blond.  You can see this in the episode &#8220;The Smurfette&#8221; I beleive the other Smurf females were variations of this same concept to add more females later in the production run</p>
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		<title>By: Zellie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zellie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 15:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>my best friend suggested tht one day a year they all gang bang smurfette......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>my best friend suggested tht one day a year they all gang bang smurfette&#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Nonyobinis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nonyobinis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 21:54:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ummm there are 3 girls in the smurfs, nana smurf, smurfette, and sassette smurfling! soooo yea....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ummm there are 3 girls in the smurfs, nana smurf, smurfette, and sassette smurfling! soooo yea&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: zat</title>
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		<dc:creator>zat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:57:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s obvious that baby smurfs are delivered by the stork, probably on orders from Mother Nature...who creats them in some mystical mother nature way! Baby smurfs grow to little smurflings (remeber snappy, sassett, nat...and puppy?) You never see them grow up due to the simple fact that THEIR WERE NEVER ENOUGH EPISODES!!! If they keep the series going then maybe we would see these little smurfs grow up and more little smurfs pop up on Blue Moon nights!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s obvious that baby smurfs are delivered by the stork, probably on orders from Mother Nature&#8230;who creats them in some mystical mother nature way! Baby smurfs grow to little smurflings (remeber snappy, sassett, nat&#8230;and puppy?) You never see them grow up due to the simple fact that THEIR WERE NEVER ENOUGH EPISODES!!! If they keep the series going then maybe we would see these little smurfs grow up and more little smurfs pop up on Blue Moon nights!</p>
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		<title>By: Jenny Toste's Blog : Do Smurfs lay eggs or give birth?</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jenny Toste's Blog : Do Smurfs lay eggs or give birth?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:20:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] going on?Do they give birth? Is it &quot;asexual&quot; reproduction? Is Smurfette the mother of them all?Click on this link to read more!   Published Friday, July 10, 2009 10:24 AM by [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] going on?Do they give birth? Is it &quot;asexual&quot; reproduction? Is Smurfette the mother of them all?Click on this link to read more!   Published Friday, July 10, 2009 10:24 AM by [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Big M</title>
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		<dc:creator>Big M</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well maybe the baby smurf is actually a midget smurf. And if he happened to be a mentally challenged midget smurf, then my theory would still stand...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well maybe the baby smurf is actually a midget smurf. And if he happened to be a mentally challenged midget smurf, then my theory would still stand&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: amanda b</title>
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		<dc:creator>amanda b</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>no your conclusion is flawed because in some of the newer episodes there is a baby smurf they carry around, so if they grow up fast how come that baby is still in fact a baby weeks later?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>no your conclusion is flawed because in some of the newer episodes there is a baby smurf they carry around, so if they grow up fast how come that baby is still in fact a baby weeks later?</p>
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		<title>By: YoInferno</title>
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		<dc:creator>YoInferno</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:34:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you know what? If you really were fans of the smurfs, then you would know that new smurfs actually came by way of a stork.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you know what? If you really were fans of the smurfs, then you would know that new smurfs actually came by way of a stork.</p>
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