Batman vs Ironman, Who would win – A detailed analysis?

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Ironman vs Batman
So, there is an Ironman movie and a Batman movie coming out at about the same this summer. Both movies will be fighting it out for the top spot this summer. THis got me thinking: who would win in a fight between Batman and Ironman. After much thought and carefull analysis, the winner is clear: Batman. (Honestly, Batman kicks everybody’s ass! )

Now, before all of you hardcore fans start writing me hate-mail, I know that they are in two different universes. Batman is in the DC universe and Ironman is in the Marvel universe. Who cares! I just want to see them fight. So here is an article on who wins, based of course on a detailed analysis of many factors..

Money:
Batman: As Bruce Wayne, Batman owns Wayne Enterprises. Wayne Enterprises is a major private technology firm that makes billions in profits. Did I mention that Bruce Wayne has a butler?
Ironman: As Tony Stark, Ironman owns Stark Enterprises. Stark Enterprises makes weapons and sells them to people. Starks Enterprise is a struggling company that is public. He doesn’t even have a butler.
Winner: Batman. Tony Stark is the shareholders’ bitch. Bruce Wayne answers to no one. Batman is like Goolge. Ironman is like Lycos or AltaVista. In fact, Wayne Enterprises could buy Starks Enterprises without even causing a dent in Bruce Wayne’s pocket.

Origins:
Batman: as a child, Bruce Wayne watches his parents gunned down in a hail of bullets by a madman. In front of him!! Filled with rage and anger, he turns to bats and learns martial arts. He then proceeds to kick everybody’s ass! Good or Evil, he doesn’t care. Batman will kick your ass!
Ironman: Tony starks is a nerd that inherits his dad’s company. While in a warzone, He gets himself captured by the enemy and is almost killed. He then builds a suit to help him kick the ass of his captors. And he doesn’t even build the suit by himself….
Winner: Batman! rage and anger turning a human into a bat is too cool to ignore.

Equipments:
Batman: You name it, batman has invented it. He’s got hundreds of Batsuits and Batmobiles. Hell, he even has his own Iron Batsuit which is probably better than Ironman’s. Plus he’s got a kickass utility belt.
Ironman: As Iron Man, Tony Stark possesses a powered armor that gives him superhuman strength and durability, flight, and an array of weapons. Stark has developed several specialized Ironman suits for space travel, deep-sea diving, stealth and other situations.
Winner: Batman. He’s got the utility belt..

Lifestyle:
Batman: Bruce Wayne is a billionaire playboy. Evry girl wants to be with him and every guy wants to be him.
Ironman: Tony Stark is an alcoholic.
Winner: Bruce Wayne. He could steal your girlfriend. And you wouldn’t even be mad. You would be so happy that Bruce Wayne chose your girlfriend.

Intelligence:
Batman: Unlike the other superheroes, Batman uses his intellect, detective skills, science and technology to defeat his enemies. Rather than simply outfighting his opponents, Batman often uses cunning and planning to outwit them. Batman is physically at the peak of human ability in dozens of areas, notably martial arts, acrobatics, strength, and escape artistry. Intellectually, he is just as peerless.
Ironman: Ironman is a walking tank that pulverizes everything in his path.
Winner: Batman. Alhough a walking tank is really cool, being the peak of human ability is better…

Costume:
Batman: He’s got a friggin Bat on his chest!
Ironman: He’s got a friggin laser cannon on his chest.
Winner: They are both winners. We should combine both costumes to form a bat-shaped laser cannon.

Other Cool Factors:
Batman: He’s got the Bat-signal. When the cops need help, they call Batman
Ironman: There is no Iron-signal
Winner: Batman and the Bat-signal.

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Posted by Brian Ellis on April 7th, 2010 at 3:54 am

I looked at this analysis and say its a bunch of crap. Who ever did this added in all of this extra stuff, like childhood, and love intrest. This is about who would win in a fight. Now, while Batman has a cool suit, and utility belt, batman is limited to fighting ground force. Ironman can fight ground, armor, and air. Batman stayed in one city to help people, and focused on that city alone. Ironman on the other hand is focusing on the world. Batman can basically only glid, while ironman can fly the speed of sound. Even if Batman brought out his little fighter like in the older ones, he would still have a tough time against ironman. Ironman managed to evade missiles, and many other things from fighter plans. Batman uses his fist in battle mainly. He has no guns, only gas. Ironman’s suit has missles, enhanced strength, and that palm pulse beam. If you want to add money to this, then keep in mind that Stark enerprises made weapon s for years, and Tony Stark pattened many of those weapons, so whatever the US government build, or buys that was his design, they must pay stark. Ironman wins, hands down.

Posted by Ross Palmer on April 8th, 2010 at 10:58 am

You’re right Brian it’s only about the fighting, not lifestyle or what colour pants they wear….

But i don’t think Ironman would win as easy as you think. If the fight was indoors then Batman stands the best chance. But if it was outside (like all good fights should be) then you have to say Ironman would probably win…. unless Batman could get up close.

Posted by ddkfj on May 8th, 2010 at 5:51 pm

Batman would win because he actually does have batsuits that are equivalent or even better than Ironman’s. And yes Batman would use it because he KNOWS the capabilities of Ironman’s suit, so Batman’s Ironsuit vs Stark’s Ironsuit…well, Batman is always prepared, so he’d make even more mods for his batsuit, then take his mastery in martial arts into consideration vs an alcoholic, and Batman wins the day.

Posted by ronald on June 19th, 2010 at 3:48 pm

irons mans suit have been stolen before. we all saw this in ironman 2. he walked into this dudes lab and stole that shit. if he could believe u me so could bats. tony does not always wear his suits. let bats catch him outta his dumbass suit. bats owns suits that are just as good as his tonys so im really not gonna count that suit as an advantage. id say intellectually they are on the same level, personally i think batmans smarter but i cant underestimate iron man, so this leaves the physical. bats beat captain america in hand to hand combat, captain america is a fuckin super soldier who is also at the peak of human ability. without his suit tonys not gonna do any real damage. and even with his suit, i see bats just e.m.ping he ass and rendering his suit useless.

Posted by Spaz on July 7th, 2010 at 3:15 pm

ronald………
great analogy of the situation. I have been trying to explain this to my stark fanatic friends for some time not.

Posted by Spaz on July 7th, 2010 at 3:54 pm

I ment NOW not NOT at the end

Posted by bonslywizard on July 29th, 2010 at 7:30 pm

Iron Man = Billionaire alcaholic
Batman = Billionaire ass-kicking machine.
Without his suit, Iron Man is nothing. One EMP is enough to kill him. Besides, Batman has his own robotic suit…PLUS his everyday toys.

No question.

Batman wins!

Posted by Marvel>DC on July 29th, 2010 at 11:30 pm

1.Why would Batman steal from Tony stark?That means he is not smart enough to make his own s***

2.Sence when did Batman who’s only consern is Gotham and only Gotham know about someone who isn’t even in the same company as him?

3.Iron Man would DESTROY BATMAN(except in movies cause TheDark Knight did Waaay Better then Iron Man or Iron 2)

4.How often does Batman use his other suits? Most of the time he is in his regular suit.(And Iron Man has suits also has other suits defeat people like THE HULK or THOR so if Batman can change his suits so can Iron Man).

5.I.)ron Man would kill him. One uni beam and he is fried.

6.One crutile factor for Batman is TIME.He needs time to prepare.He need to leave and come back to defeat someone. Where as Iron Man only needs time sometimes to beat someone. IRON MAN WOULD DESTROY BATMAN.

7.Batman has open areas in his mask leaving him vulnerable to bullet fire(Iron Man doesn’t)

8Captain America has nothing to do with this(even though he could beat Batman’s a** too.)

9.Iron Man and War Machine>Batman,Robin, and BatGirl even with the Batmobile.

Posted by Dylan on July 30th, 2010 at 8:20 pm

Dude in the video game Marvel Ultimate aliance 2 Captain America had an electric disruptor and put it on Iron Man’s hand and then smacked him in the head with his shield. If Cap can get one so can Batman.

Posted by Zach on August 1st, 2010 at 2:31 pm

With all the research that Tony Stark has done do you honestly think that he hasn’t thought of a way to block an EMP? Come on now.

Batman fans always say, “Well, if there was a 2nd fight Batman would have had a chance to research IronMan and figure out his weakness.”

THERE WOULDN’T BE A SECOND FIGHT, BATMAN WOULD BE DEAD.

Posted by Marvel>DC on August 13th, 2010 at 6:00 pm

Um Dylan? Electricity doesn’t work on Iron Man. We all saw Iron Man 2 and Whiplash’s electric whips didn’t work on Iron man.

Posted by Hizkia on October 14th, 2010 at 10:28 pm

ups i’ve been left much. i’ve just read this shit. hahaha.
yes. maybe the analysis was true. but i didn’t see much things about fight and and match between them. you just shown what they have. yes, but it’s not details. if i may add more analysis for requests, the purpose between them, the people who loves them, i think Ironman can be easily loved by ordinary people, coz they don’t have to think about the complexity of Bruce. or i don’t know. as a man who think, i choose Batman, i adore him since i was a kid. i hate iron man. but from this analysis, i’ve got so many things that make me upset to batman, or to the anaysis maker actuslly? hahaha. but anyway, if the main topic is about fighting, please give detail about how they fight. i don’t know and i don’t care, though i keep choosing Batman. and one more, i’m applouse to ironman in order i’ve just known that his purpose is for all of the world. it’s a bigger purpose than what Batman does. he just doing everything for himself. shit. i hate to know this. but Batman is still the best and my hero! Anyway, for the analysis maker, i feel dissapointed to you! you make me as a Batman lover down by your analysis. Marvel>DC’s Analysis is so simple and very good. Yeah, I disssapointed coz Batman lost. anyway. i still have one thing that u should know, Batman didn’t kill joker as Joker wants, cos 1, batman wants joker to become a good man. 2, He doesn’t want people know him as a killer. Batman is wise, altough Tony Stark is having a greater purpose. and ffor all of you, u’re all have been Punk’d! hahahaha! kidding Bro. Love u all, love this web!

Posted by THE REAL PRO on October 15th, 2010 at 10:51 pm

Batman vs Ironman, Who would win – A detailed serious analysis?

{{{{{MONEY}}}} (net worth) IRON MAN -Anthony Edward Stark owner of Stark Industries(S.I.A),a multi-billion dollar corporation owned and run by businessman Anthony Edward stark.it is also a a major military contracting company.holds 45 % of US stocks.as weapons manufacture it has access to every resources eg. platinum,depleted uranium etc.

bat man -(Bruce Wayne)-Batman owns Wayne Enterprises. Wayne Enterprises is a major private technology firm that makes billions in profits but manufactured for marketing are unknown.mostly for his own use.

{{ORIGINS}} IRON MAN-Anthony Edward Stark visionary,genius,american patriot,son of legendary Howard stark.

bat man-origins not properly explained as bat mans cast changes overtime.Michael Keaton or Bruce Wayne?

{{Equipments}}-IRON MAN-as a major military contracting company and has access to every resources,
result arc reactor powered exoskeleton allows tony Stark possesses a powerful and heavy armor(capable of resistance to Depleted Uranium tank shells) that gives him superhuman strength and durability, flight, and an array of weapons. Stark has developed several specialized Ironman suits for deep-sea diving, stealth and all other situations.has smokeless lesser beams.it also has state of the art artificial intelligence in the house,in suit,in workstation,in mobile,

bat man-uses the old classic style Batsuit which is with utility belt and with no power supply,weak armor,the armor is easly basaltic penetrable and so as DOGS!use of less fire arms mostly blades.use of old 1963 m134 mini gun and old grande.

{{Lifestyle}}- tony stark is a billionaire playboy. Every girl wants to be with him and every guy wants to be him.
besides going out of playmates,repoters,models,he went on with 12 maxim cover girls (most cover girls does not show full frontal nudity)has a database profile of most hottest babes.lives in state of the art house and his work station inside his house.drivers high tech and luxury cars,owns star industries high tech aircraft.open,friendly and easy going to everyone.does not disguise his real identity even iron man suit…he had sex with women he meet.had sex on screen.

batman- Bruce Wayne shows off a billionaire playboy as roles with 2 to 4 models as his girl friend Rachel Dawes has more interest in relationship with Harvey Dent!!! rolls in a custom hammer(designed by Lucius Fox) and a Lamborghini. disguises his true identity with simple mask.not easy going with everyone and voice tone is not clear.difficult to understand.never had sex on screen.

{{{Intelligence}}}-TONY STARK- at age 4 built his first circuit board,at age 6 his first engine,at age 17 he graduated summa cum laude from N.I.T and at age 23 the one and only iron man suite.his own artificial intelligence super computer and robots etc.create new weapons of mass destructions on his own talent.

Bruce Wayne-he went to china to become a material art master and studied the bats lifestyle.no further records exist and thanks to his company one and only chief engineer, designer,manager Lucius Fox he did not had make any thing at his own.Lucius Fox had it made for him.

{{Costume}}-TONY STARK-state of the art extreme armored high density titanium and iron suit power by a unique arc reactor capable of generating 3 gigajoules per second.suit can fly,dive with extreme power.its can hit the speed of sound.

batman-old classic bat suit non resistance to bullets,blades,dogs,fire,electricity ,water.can not fly continuous .
{{{Other Cool Factors}}}-tony stark his mark 1.2.3.4 iron man suits his lg mobiles.he successfully privatize world peace and protecting America and its interest around the globe.and the DVD and blueray was released with in 2 months.

batman-his fake manipulated Nokia 5800(bat man series) and his friend JOKER(R.I.P) and the blue ray was released after 1 year 2 months 9 days.stays only in ghotham city and went twice to china.once with Koren smugglers old plane..

WINER-clearly IRON MAN.by the real pro who purchase movies online and rates and enjoys himself.does not rate movies with out watching them not dependent on IMDb ratings.peace.

Posted by Black Suave on October 30th, 2010 at 10:36 pm

Iron Man wins, in a landslide.

As much as I like Batman, there’s just no way he stands a chance vs Iron Man. Everyone talks about his gadgets and utility belt. What does he have on that belt means anything besides a few bataarangs and a grappler? A couple smoke grenades so he can disappear mysteriously? A laser pointer, maybe? Can opener? The Bat suit itself is armored, but it can’t stop direct bullet shots or a well placed knife shot. Nothing in that suit matches the Iron Man suit, which is basically a walking weapon. Missiles, flares, bullets…and if that wasn’t enough, he’s got repulsors on both hands, and the GALLAGHER chest piece. Stark’s suit makes him stronger. He’d toss Batman all over the place. I’m not sure Batman could even move Iron Man. What happens when Batman runs out of bataarangs? Lemme guess, he’s going to use some kind of electrical, power zapping device? Gimme a break. Batman’s going to have to add to his arsenal to even THINK about challenging Stark.

Iron Man can fly. Batman, who’s supposedly smarter than Stark, couldn’t even figure out how to do this. Stark figured out how to fly IN A CAVE…WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!! Once he got home, he perffected it. Batman, at best, can only glide to the ground. All the talk about Bruce’s brainpower. That’s detective based and riddle solving, which is a necessary skill set when dealing with goons like the Joker and Riddler, who are basically the same, except one is slightly saner. Neither has any physically threatening strength. They simply try to outwit Batman and make him fall into some silly trap. Stark is an engineer…a weapons expert. Batman wouldn’t lay a hand on him unless he jumped Stark in his sleep.

Money’s irrelevant when they’re both billionaires. Stark seems to enjoy his life more, while Bruce holds a grudge against the world and doesn’t even try to be sociable, even with the rest of the JL.

The world knows Tony Stark is Iron Man, so going out in public and being himself is nothing but a thing. What happens to Gotham if a roided up villain wants to tear apart downtown in broad daylight, while Bruce is in the middle of a meeting?

The only measurable advantage Bats would have against Stark would be hand to hand, no suit martial arts.

Posted by Aaron Ellis on November 3rd, 2010 at 3:02 pm

This analysis is completely biased and wrong. Let me get this straight:
Money: yes they both are billionares, but the butler thing doesnt even apply. Batman has alfred, and tony stark has a human jarvis (which in some cases is the butler for the avengers) and a computerized jarvis, like in the movies. Iron Man obviously wins this one.

Equipments: you claim batman has more equipment because he has the utility belt… but the Iron Man suit is a utility belt. the entire suit is better that the belt.

Lifestyle: they are both billionare playboys on the same level, tony stark possibly being better. yes he is an alcholic, however he stops once the Iron man gig becomes important.

Intelligence: There is no doubt in my mind that tony stark is on a complete higher level of intelligence than bruce wayne… nuff said

Costume: the laser cannon rapes bat…. you are straight up retarded if you think otherwise

Posted by 'Luke on November 11th, 2010 at 12:57 pm

Whoever thinks that Ironman is better than Batman are dumb!!!
I knew that an alcoholic can beat up a 7 year karate master?
BATMAN NUMBER 1!

Posted by Black Suave on November 11th, 2010 at 9:00 pm

Hello, Luke.
I aren’t dumb…lol. Look, I like Batman, but he’s better suited to fight unenhanced henchmen and street punks with no special weapons, powers, or abilities. In a prepared battle or even an impromptu event, I don’t think he has enough to beat Iron Man.

He can’t punch him. Iron Man got hit by a tank round. All it did was knock him out of the sky (why Jarvis didn’t detect it is a mystery). Even though it’s made of titanium alloy, the suit still probably weighs a few hundred pounds, especially fully loaded. At best, it would probably take a well placed dropkick or a rope swing from Bats to take him off his feet. Batman would have to upgrade into some armored suit to have a chance, and if he did that he’d most likely have to sacrifice things like agility and reflexes. The only way to make up for that would be to have some kind of artificial power in his suit. He’s going to need some more offense, too. I can’t see the Batarangs doing much damage, if any.

Unless you know something about Batman that I don’t know, I just don’t see how he can win.

Posted by EX-GOOGLER on November 23rd, 2010 at 6:31 pm

MONEY

batman-Bruce Wayne is broke.so he went to Gotham city mob bank and robbed with joker.joker and batman shared 50%-50% but Harvey Dent and Joker were screwing batman,s girl friend Rachel (Harvey fucked her pussy and joker used the dirty asshole) so sad batman got drunk and burnt 50% of jokers share.

ORIGINS-Batman was a Bastard immigrant fuck from china who was adopted by Gotham cities poor mob family. Bruce Wayne fucked his step sister got her pregnant and got caught by mob family so he whacked him step sister and parents as seen on superhero movie..

EQUIPMENTS-he got a utility belt full of batshit.his weapons are batshit filed condoms and kitchen knives AND WEED,METH, ALCOHOL, COCAINE, HEROIN which helps him to see scary faces and let him think he is a bat.

LIFESTYLE-Bruce Wayne is an alcoholic.he is male porn star.he is hero sexual and homo sexual.here is the proof Batman.XXX.A.Porn.Parody tpb.he is a cracked head,heroin and other drugs addict.since he is an alcoholic so he CRASHED his rented Lamborghini and was arrested by cops as shown on dark knight.he the 5 th kind vampire gay pornstar.

INTELLIGENCE-since he was a bastard he did not even passed K.G.and he did not knew that bats eat where they shit.

Costume-cat womens stolen suit.

Other Cool Factors-since he was 5 th kind so he did not get any visa from china.so he went to china with Koren heroin smugglers plain as shown on dark knight.

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Posted by Leo on December 5th, 2010 at 3:06 am

Batman buys Stark Industries, uses Tony’s suit against him.

Alternatively, there’s always the chance of deactivating it with EMP, of course remotely manipulated. Stark wouldn’t get close enough to be attacked by a grenade. If assisted by The Oracle, they could try to hack the suit. Being connected to the net is a real problem here.

Last thing Batman would try is a direct confrontation, all in all. He doesn’t have time to start his own suit research either, because he wouldn’t top what Stark has already designed. Of course, Tony has an ego three times the size of Gotham, so he would probably be overconfident in this fight. Big mistake.

Posted by vin99 on December 11th, 2010 at 9:33 pm

just to let you people know how is tony stark smarter the bruce wayne when tony only made a A.I. And that suit, batman design the JLA base in the moon with holding cells for beings like doomsday. And yes batman does have a suit similar to ironmans one which he used once when he was working with the JLA, and no he doesn’t jst work in gotham because he’s helped a lot of other super heroes like superman, the flash, captain marvel, green lantern, martian man hunter save the planet and sometimes the galaxy from bad guys. If ur still not convinced here’s a simple solution- ironman vs superman = superman pummeles ironman. Batman has veaten superman twice so ur own logic will tell you batman will most likely own ironman. If you don’t believe me read ur comics and you’ll see.

Posted by Black Suave on December 13th, 2010 at 8:46 am

Riiiight. These ‘Batman over Superman’ victories are hollow, phoney, and no doubt Kryptonite based. If Supes woke up and said “Enough of this nonsense!” and decided to beat the brakes off Batman, he could. It’s just a matter of how bad he wanted to beat him, be it literally breathing on him with freeze breath, throwing him a few thousand feet (or further), or carving his logo in Batman’s chest with his laser vision. Look, the comics write cheap Batman ‘victories’ over Supes to elevate his rather pedestrian stature. Truth be told, it’s nothing more than PIS (plot induced stupidity). Supes can fly under the Batcave, lift it off the ground, chuck it into space, and make another moon out of it (with Batman in it. Alfred, too).

Seriously, I like Batman. But come on. His wins over anybody usually requires a lot of ‘assistance’ from the writers (again, PIS) as an excuse to tame the heroes with superhuman attributes. If they all decided to ‘take the gloves off’ vs Batman the fight would be over quickly. Batman’s wit would only last so long before superior strength, weaponry, and other superhuman abilities set in and doom him.

Now, back to Iron Man vs Batman. If Iron Man had any intergalactic foes, why wouldn’t he build a space based headquarters (one that will no doubt be armed to the teeth)? Right now there’s no need for him to be in space. Well, at least not in Hollywood movie terms. I don’t follow the comics much, so I can’t say one way or the other on who he’s fighting in space. But the guy did build an Artificial Intelligence system that basically runs his house with limitless power (no electricity bills. Imagine that). That and tons of other gadgets, like a virtual keyboard (all over his house), handheld devices that can commandeer other devices in seconds, stuff he probably came up with because he was bored. Stark would have J.A.R.V.I.S. scan and analyze the Batcave, with all of Batman’s suits and gadgets in it, determining his weaknesses and whatnot.

If Batman is so smart, why doesn’t he see the need for individual flight? Almost all of his compadres can fly. Oh, and it comes in handy when you’re….I dunno, falling from somewhere. Or maybe you need to get somewhere in a hurry or just want to go on a stroll to clear your mind. Iron Man could grab Batman, fly up a few hundred feet and drop him. Fight over. Lol.

Posted by hizkia on December 20th, 2010 at 1:09 pm

owh it’s gonna be more suck! just sack the Brce wayne’s ass! no. i want poison ivy.. yummy

Posted by krish on December 29th, 2010 at 9:08 am

i think the batmans weapons cannot even harm iron man as he withstands powerful missiles.so ironman wins the game.

Posted by Anmol Deep on March 8th, 2011 at 1:14 pm

Tony Stark is way too smart for batman……

Posted by MARVEL>DC on May 11th, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Okay this is a fight, not a popularity contest or who is better or about how they live their life or anything else. The Batman fans are clouding their better judgement do to their favortism towards Batman. How is Tony Stark being an alcoholic relavent to the fight? That will not affect the fight. And I personally think Batman is a big wuss. Super Man lost his people due to a planet explosion and you don’t here him crying about it…(but Batman is still a cool hero).

Posted by Tomdelonge182 on May 22nd, 2011 at 7:16 pm

What about the suit batman used in the dark knight returns when he destroyed superman , almost killing him.

Posted by Shank on July 11th, 2011 at 4:45 pm

Well, since everyone keep saying Ironman smarter than batman cause he can fly or built his suit. We break this down; how many majors did ironman master ? 2 – 3 tops and all is for inventing. How many majors did batman master ? I’m sure it more than 3; physic, chemistry, psychology, archaeology, detective skill, martial art, and many others . So at least they are at the same level of intelligent. And batman intelligent is focus on fighting, everything is for winning against crime, while ironman intelligent is to invent things.

Now why did batman does not use his robot suit ? or flying ? or deflect bullet……. . Gotham city has all types of hardcore criminal working underneath, to back alley etc…. these environment if he use a suit similar to ironman it would cause mass damage to the city and flying suit is useless cause it’s freaking nosy, like telling them you’re coming to get them. Another point is no criminal fear ironman; cause they all know that’s just a dude in a can suit, batman suit allow him to strike fear into criminal create a mystical tale about him, if he use the type of suit similar to ironman, able to fly with rocket and take down criminal with guns etc…. they will not fear him, they will realize that it’s a normal human in a suit. As you can see that he does have other mean to fly not just with his suit, and in the future when the world used to batman, he did create a flying suit – batman beyond -.

Now about technology; please people, you compare a technology and idea base on 1930 technology with the 1980 ? Do you know what those gangster in batman series use for machine gun ? tommy gun ; while in ironman they have higher technologies. If you want to compare technology compare the one of batman beyond with ironman they’re at least at the same times.

Last ironman suit; ironman did everything he could think of to protect his suit; but it’s till just a suit and technology, it will be hacked, EMP – there are many way to use EMP not just throw it there and wait for miracle to happen -, even melt or rust, unleast it made from the same material as wolverine skeletons which it’s not therefore these are the weakness of ironman whether batman can use them to his advantage or not i dont know.

p/s: another reason batman does not use hightech in fighting is those weapon kill people, and batman will never kill, while mister Tony stark here is very comfortable with killling.

Posted by craig christ on July 19th, 2011 at 12:38 am

Ok um bats built the jla space station and funds all the justice league…. he built telaporters and also bats has been in a few fights with superman with a full suit like iron mans also the reason bats doesnt have an extreme arsenal is because he has no need to kill anyone… bats is smarter richer and trust me DC’s JLA would kick all of marvels ass hands down shoot just the greenlantern corps. would make marvels heros look like bitches….. one last thing black panther kicked the avengers ass single handedly bats could do the same

Posted by fuku on August 12th, 2011 at 12:58 pm

AFUCK THE MOVIES LOOK UP THE COMIC BOOK VERSION HEROES AND BTW IF BATMAN COULD BEAT CAP. AMERICA AND SUPERMAN AND A SHIT TON OF OTHER HEROES THEN HE CAN BEAT IRONMAN.

Posted by MARVEL>DC on August 19th, 2011 at 7:09 pm

Criminalogy and detective skills won’t help you if your a** is blasted to the sky,
this is going nowhere the only true way to tell is if its a surprise or not in a way. What I mean by that is if Batman has any information about Iron Man before he fighting or if he can escape use what he learned in battle he can win. But if it’s unexpected Iron man can just fly over 150 mph and punch him in the face and boom he’s dead. Also if it’s just their “average” fighting costume then definitely Iron Man. And this is just between Iron Man and Batman that’s it. Seriously this like two diffrent levels of strengh and ability.

Posted by TopKing on August 25th, 2011 at 10:49 am

I agree with everyone who said there were too many people noting all the other things these two have, and then comparing them. This is a fight, not a contest for who can pull more girls (even though, they are relatively equal in that department). If it came down to it, Batman would eventually find a way to win. Like others have said before me, he’s always prepared. And no, Iron Man has not yet invented a suit that counters EMP’s. Cap fooled him, so can Batman. Iron Man knows basic MMA style fighting while Batman knows advanced martial arts. He also knows a wide range of other things that can come into play during the fight. Batman is an escape artist, therefore, he can escape the match and develop something to disable Iron Man’s suit, take the mask off, and pound his face in, and vice-versa. But in reality, if this fight were to really happen, no one would know what would happen, because all of these posts are biased. People tell you who THEY want to win. Plain and simple.

Posted by Black Suave on August 25th, 2011 at 9:51 pm

Batman over Captain America? LMAO. Impossible. Capt America is basically a righteous, properly dosed, fighting for justice version of Bane, only his is permanent, and Bane has beaten the shht out of Batman before.

Again, I like Batman, but these ‘victories’ he has over other heroes are only done to go against the grain, fool the readers with a great upset. All his wins over others requires some dumbing down of the opponent, which is BS. Dumbing down the good opponent is unfair to them, because they have to use smarts on occasion to best villains.

Bats cannot beat Superman unless he’s literally wearing a suit made out of Kryptonite. Even then, Supes would have to be taken by surprise. 500 feet away the Kryptonite won’t do anything to him, but from that distance he can hurl a truck, throw a missile, charge at him with some kind of protective suit or whatever and win the fight.

Anyone who’s picking Batman is just an underdog fan and isn’t looking at this with any rationale.

Posted by TopKing on August 30th, 2011 at 12:15 pm

@ Black Suave
You do realize that this fight is between Batman and Iron Man, right?

Posted by Shank on September 5th, 2011 at 2:15 pm

@ Black Suave
Nop sorry Capt is just peak human strength; he is not has superhuman strength as Bane; He is more like a version of Batman without a genius brain. So Bat can take him down normally. And to harm superman bat does not need that much of Kryptonite, just a hand full will do; and it can be safely store inside his belt.

There are 2 advantage for Bat to win any fight against his opponent;

1st His abilities are acquired through hardship training and as a normal human he has better sense of danger and survival than others. For example Iron can not worry about bullets or rocket throwing at him, his guard is weaker compare to Bat due to he thinks that his suit will protect him.

2nd Brain power; It’s not like other superheros are stupid but they don’t depend on their brain to safe the day; they rely on their power; their suits, how many times you see that Iron man or Capt able to deduce anything to solve crime ? This is how other superheros do; rely on powers and suits first then brain later; This is how Bat does; rely on brain first then equipments. Knowing your enemy you will win.

Posted by Black Suave on September 5th, 2011 at 11:17 pm

Dude, that’s a load of cr*p!! Capt on a bad day is twice as strong as Batman, has freakish endurance, doesn’t fatigue easily, and ages slower.

I’m so sick of this babying for Batman because he doesn’t have super powers. Well, tough shht. Blame his unimaginative writers. He’s a strong human with deep pockets and above average intellect. Dude, I don’t care how smart you are, nothing in his batcave, on his utility belt, or in his so called superior mind is going to stop Supes from flying at mach 2 right into his chest…if he WANTED to do that. (which he wouldn’t because he’s not built like that), or tunneling under Batman’s feet and pushing him 500 feet into the air and watching him fall to Earth, among other things.

Captain America’s stamina is miles greater than Batman’s. What would be the point of being injected with serum if all it did was bring you up ‘average strong person’ strength instead of something BEYOND what a normal human would have? That’d be like roiding Avg Joe up to the point where he could bench a whopping, monstrous…300 pounnnnds! Yaaaaaay! He could achieve that simply by working out and eating better. Big whoop!

Capt is AT THE PEAK OF HUMAN PHYSICAL CAPABILITIES. We’re not just talking bench pressing in the gym, but ALL human physical enhancement. Strength, speed, stamina, agility, RECOVERY, greater pain threshold. Batman isn’t at the peak of human limits. He’s just a dude that’s pretty strong and fairly smart, and has a belt with a few gadgets in it. In a street fight (with no intent to kill) Capt would leave Batman laid out cold.

Superman was the be all end all of superheroes…until too many teeny boppers started writing comics and created other heroes and villains who are nothing but the equivalent of aftermarket spinoffs of the Man of Steel. No way Supes loses to a ‘above avg human’, unless Batman jumps him in his sleep. There’s just NO WAY. Him beating Supes is nothing but PIS (plot induced stupidity).

Again, I like Bats, but come on. He can’t beat Supes, Capt, Green Lantern, or Iron Man without some serious dumb down involved. These guys fight villains using some intellect, so it’s pretty insulting to have them all of a sudden turn into re.tar.ds simply because they’re fighting another friendly.

Posted by Shank on September 6th, 2011 at 5:52 pm

@ Black Suave
Do you understand what is a fight condition ? It’s mean they both do not know who the others guy is; their place. With these condition you cant just punch someone on the street. First knowing your enemy, so how can Superman find out about batman ? using his x ray vision scan all gotham city hoping he is lucky enough to see bat cave; by the way X ray can be blocked so good luck superman. In the other hand batman can find out who is superman is, his weakness, his personal life. Result all superman know is batman is a mythical creature through those criminals, while batman know all about him. Proceed to fight, now if Bat want to kill Sup it’s pretty simple as you said ; and i remind you it’s a fight we dont need fair fight; If he want to fight fair just add krypto to his equipments. I would love to see Sup using his superhuman abilities now.

Now about Capt, you assume that using a serum will make him strong as superhuman he was not able to bend steel; the serum purpose is to make him to a perfect human at some point. I will give you an example, strength require muscle; however muscle increase weight, weight reducing agility speed, so this will tell you if he as strong as Bane he will not as fast as Bane. And Bat is at peak human abilities too through training please check the info. So Capt could be stronger than Bat but he not as strong as Bane to create problem, You cant call a person able to master all subject in DC universe, able to create serum for Joker gas is fairly smart. In a fight as i said again these guys are unable to dig up anything about Bat so the fight always in Bat edge.

Again as i said these guys using intellect after their superpower fail them, and their intellect is not usually use in deception, tactician, traps. And in a fight there is no such thing as friend; they dont know each others. So how can these guys able to use their superpower or weapons against Bats if they did not know where or who he is ? While Bats master of detective and deducing reasoning could able to find out about them. For example:
+ against Sup; as you said he ram to Bat at mach 2 speed but Bat throw a Kryp out; Sups stagger and ram himself into the ground and that it for him.
+Capt, common he is not Superhuman he cant knock out Bats in a few strike and cant over speed Bats; he still be effected by sleeping gas; posion gas etc…. do i need to list out all his weakness that Bat can use
+Iron man; a suit can be melt; can be destroy; can be emp; can be hacked etc……

You assume they know who bat is and to make first attack due to they’re friend hero, but in a fight they dont know each other, why Hero want to fight each others.

Posted by TopKing on September 8th, 2011 at 11:34 am

OMG! You both have the worst grammar! But Shank, I agree with you. In a fight, these two probably won’t know each other. Secondly, even if they did, Batman would be able to predict their next move based merely off his observations of them. His detective skills allow him to predict his opponent’s next move. A Batman versus Captain America fight would last a long time, given that they have both been fighting a fairly long time. And their strength is also equal, given Batman is at the peak of human ability, and the super soldier serum is already supposed to do that. Black Suave, if Cap was so superhuman, he wouldn’t need a shield do block bullets; he would be the Incredible Hulk strong or something like that. Shank, about your analysis on the whole, extra weight equals slower person, that’s not entirely true. Look at the Hulk. He can run pretty fast for a 10ft green monster. You’ve seen the movies and probably played the games, you can’t deny it.

In a fight against Iron Man, all it takes is some simple technological battle and some wits to stop Iron Man. Remember, Iron Man is only smart to the extent of his field of study. He doesn’t have dtective skills, or all the other mental skills Batman has. Batman is always prepared, so given that Batman already has something to knock out Iron Man’s power, Iron Man is done, temporarily. The only upside for Iron Man is that he has repulser technology. His father developed technology that no one has every created for themselves besides Whiplashes father and Whiplash himself.

In a fight against Superman, Batman would probably have to disorient Superman for the time being in order for him to develop something to stop Superman. Also, depending on whether people want it to happen or not, Batman may or may not discover Superman can’t see through lead, OR that he has a weakness to magic and kryptonite. If these come into play, Superman is done for unless he fights with his protection suit on, then Batman may not have as great a chance at winning as his other fights.

Posted by Black Suave on September 10th, 2011 at 4:13 pm

More ‘let’s find a way to give poor lil’ ol’ Batman the advantage over clearly superior beings’ rhetoric. Look here, guys. Bats is just an AVERAGE GUY IN A COSTUME, who happens to have a lot of money. All this undermining of other superheroes (and even some villains) just to suit Batman is a crock of shht. This is beyond silly, even by comic book standards. Next thing you know, you clowns will have Bats beating Zeus and even Jesus Himself.

Posted by Shank on September 11th, 2011 at 6:18 pm

@Black Suave
You’re just a sore loser since you cant give out any real reason these super hero can win; you said that you like Batman but you have no idea what his real power to be a super hero along side with superman is. He is not iron man; he is not just an inventor in side suit or having special equip to do the job for him; there is not for no reason that they call him the world -DC- best detective and the most intelligent man on earth, he has wide knowledge in every subject of DC universe and use them to his advantage; he is skill in interrogation; deception and escape; all of these skill require him to use his brain; i dont see other super hero using these skill. Iron man is just a brilliant inventor; without his invention his suit he cant do anything, he cant help or save anyone.

@TopKing
Uhm there is a different between Hulk and Capt; Hulk is genetic change; his muscle and cells are not the same as normal human therefore the law does not apply to him. While Capt still just a regular human; a perfect one as they said; but his cells muscles are still human, therefore the laws still apply to him. About muscle and speed this sure depend on what your aim is; for example the sprinter ; they’re focus on their legs; while others muscle are useless, the weight lifter; though they have a lot of muscle but they cant out run the sprinter because half of his muscles are useless in running and only weight him down.

Posted by TopKing on September 12th, 2011 at 8:27 pm

@Shank
Thanks, I never thought about that. And you’re right about Batman being the world’s greatest detective in the DC universe, but only to a certain point. Technically, there isn’t really a great detective in the Marvel Universe, but of course Marvels plots don’t call for one as their superheroes and problems stem from mainly genetic mutations and obvious deaths and etc. And yes, Iron Man is just a guy in a suit, but without it, he isn’t worth talking about.

@Black Suave
Dude, Captain America was given a serum to push his limits to make him the perfect human being, while on the other hand, Batman trained so hard that he is at peak human ability; in other words, he the perfect human as well. I personally am a Marvel Universe fan all the way, and, though I do enjoy the big reboot DC is trying to attempt, I have to go with Batman, as he is one of my favorite superheroes. Batman can take both Iron Man AND Captain America.

Posted by Black Suave on September 14th, 2011 at 9:24 pm

Whatever, dude. I’m done with this. All this Batman support is nothing more than a ‘normal human’ self-protection mechanism. You all are giving Batman these phoney, hollow victories as a way of saying we ‘regular’ people somehow have a chance against enhanced or superpowered beings if we’re great detectives and can figure out a way to exploit their weaknesses. Well, they, these superpowered or specially enhanced beings can exploit our weaknesses as well. We’re frail, fragile, and typically have a low tolerance for pain (due to millions of nerve endings). It really wouldn’t take much to beat most of us. Batman’s tolerance for pain is COMPARABLE TO THAT OF THE OTHER 6 BILLION OF US. I’m sure he could take a few punches with the best of any barfight brawler, but after a while getting hit by a superhuman is going to take its toll, and much quicker than from getting hit by a regular joe.

Capt’s tolerance for pain IS GREATER than that of Batman. So is his RECOVERY TIME. If Batman slugged him the jaw, for instance, the effect would be gone in seconds, due to GREATER PAIN THRESHOLD and QUICKER RECOVERY time. Now when he hits Batman, Bats’ jaw is going to be sore for days, due to Capt’s greater STRENGTH, but also GREATER PAIN THRESHOLD while delivering the punch. The pain threshold and punching power works together. Think about it. If I punched two different types of walls, for example, an iron one and a styrofoam one, I’m going to pull my punch into the iron wall, because I know the limitations of my pain threshold, and I don’t want to break my fist. Now, the styrofoam wall, I’m going to lay into it and light it up. The THRESHOLD factor is not going to matter, unless the styrofoam is several feet thick (I’d use my brain and inquire about that beforehand).

If a Kryptonian was here on Earth, for example, he/she’d know that WE know his/her weakness is a chunk of Kryptonite, and wouldn’t come within 20 feet of anyone whom he/she suspected had a chunk. He or she would be smart enough to fight from a distance, probably using super breath and throwing large objects. Superman has beaten supervillians like Darkseid and Mongul, both of whom has some degree of brains, yet loses to someone like Batman? Come on, now.

Iron Man would use the same self preservation intelligence. Stark has a portable suit, so he’d be ready at all times. J.A.R.V.I.S. would scan Batman and make an assessment of all his abilities and vulnerabilities, and would counteract his actions.

You all try to make it sound like these other guys are just walking dummies like Grundy, and ONLY BATMAN has a thought process. And just because someone is smarter doesn’t mean that’s going to enable to win a battle. You think a 120lb nerd genius can beat a world champion strongman simply because he’s smarter? It still takes practical application to overcome physical limitations. The nerd could start out winning because he had a couple ‘trick plays’ up his sleeve, but the second there’s a miscalculation of ANY kind, brawn is more likely to take over. This even applies to ‘superdetectives’ like Batman.

I’m smarter than a bear. I could be armed with repellant, a powerful gun, and any other ‘bear defeating’ gadgets, but the second I miss or it gets too close, fight’s over. Also, it’d be worse if the bear was aware an could formulate some degree of strategy. These guys would have to be total morons to lose to Batman.

Posted by Shank on September 15th, 2011 at 12:41 pm

@Black Suave:
Since it’s impossible to explain to you will give you the example you gave me:
“I’m smarter than a bear. I could be armed with repellant, a powerful gun, and any other ‘bear defeating’ gadgets, but the second I miss or it gets too close, fight’s over. Also, it’d be worse if the bear was aware and could formulate some degree of strategy” This is an example of iron man; a men without any knowledge of combat and strategy. “A soldier with just a hand gun or a knife could kill a bear” this is an example of batman. Now do you understand the different between these 2. A nerd with a gun cant best a soldier.

All your example is so unreal. If these so call super hero un able to know who batman is; how can they avoid him ? Yay Sup will stay in his fortress and be come a closet nerd; Iron man will become a drunk yard in his house.

Now about Capt; you have no knowledge of human and combat; those who train in combat can increase their endurance against pain; and recovery these thing can be archived by training; it’s call adapt to environment. If a boxer punch you and punch another boxer with the same force; who will have more pain; answer you, who need more time to recover ? you and does the other boxer need any serum like Capt. Please think before you post; cause showing off without anything to back up is just plain embarrassment . Un- least they stage clear the serum gave Capt super power like wolverine; he is just a perfect human; he cant get over limit of human and just be as Bat.

You’re mistaken Batman with Ironman, Ironman is a nerd in tech just as you said; he cant use his brain in anything but to build stuff, if you want to think think of him as Newtons or Einstein. Batman is a genus not only in knowledge but also in combat, think of him as Napoleon. You want to put Bat in a disavantage by set up a fight where you gave out every info about these fighter, sure only then these so call hero can kill bat with the help of others finding info about Bat for them. Without these info these guys is as good as dead to Bat. While Bat does not need anyone help to get to these Heroes .

Posted by TopKing on September 20th, 2011 at 10:45 am

@Shank
I thank you for that very detailed and almost perfect explanation of the whole situation. But, let me add this in to the pot: Batman is still human. Though I do admit, Batman is an even match against ANY superhero/villain he goes against (maybe except Magneto because Batman has a lead-lined mask and last I checked, lead was a metal, therefore Magneto could just crush Batmans head in), but given Superman can hear from very far distances, and can see very far distances, I would assume he can just use his powers to kill Bats right away. And before you say, “Batman will already have the info he needs to stop Superman,” no, he won’t. The reason why is assuming that these fights are all first contact. Therefore, they don’t know each other exists until they meet each other.

@Black Suave
*sigh* you just don’t understand. Batman is superior to both Captain America AND Iron Man, regardless of my explanation above. Cap is just a human that has been pushed from his very weak status, to a very perfect human. Batman pushed himself to that perfection, therefore they are even in strength. As far as battle tactics, Batman is trained in nearly all known fighting styles, and can wield nearly all known weapons. Caps retarded shield is nothing, regardless of if it’s vibranium or whatever. In hand to hand combat, shields are useless, and a cowards tactic; we all know neither of these two are cowards. As far as
Iron Man and Batman go, forget.

Posted by Shank on September 22nd, 2011 at 6:40 am

@TopKing
I dont know; how far can Sup able to see ? if it is far enough for him to see Bat at the time the mission is given out – we consider it at the Gotham Police station – then he could kill Bat right away; if not or if the mission is sent to computer then Sup has very little chance to discover Bat before Bat does. Well it’s depend on the story i guess.

Posted by Tombstone on September 29th, 2011 at 11:07 pm

Love Batman,he is extremely focused on the task at hand,he is a perfect strategist and is in top physical condition,he does have powerful weapons at his disposal,strong enough to take out Iron Man??Not so sure,Iron Man suit makes him pretty much invulnerable to anything Batman could try,I am pretty sure Iron Man would have the advantage.But I could be wrong!!

Posted by TopKing on October 4th, 2011 at 10:18 am

@Tombstone
Sorry to be so negative about your comment, but you ARE wrong. Think about this: Batman fights enemies without a titanium alloy suit and is just all natural. Iron Man isn’t very strong without his suit; therefore, he’s worthless. Until he can do what Batman can do, call me.

Posted by Aaron on October 4th, 2011 at 6:18 pm

I jusr want to say one thing. We are talking about Batman fighting Iron Man, not Batman fighting Tony Stark.

Posted by Shank on October 5th, 2011 at 8:41 am

@Aaron
Ahh this is where you’re all wrong; you guys look at the equipments; the gadgets; the powers. But you dont look at the man/woman behind all this. No matter who he/she is; alien, human, mutant,……. If he/she does not have will to do it, all of this is useless. And Batman has a lot of will.

Posted by Aaron on October 5th, 2011 at 7:43 pm

Ohhhhh im sorry i didnt know we were talking about Hal Jordan, the Green Lantern Corps, and the importance of willpower to use a power ring.

Posted by Shank on October 5th, 2011 at 8:53 pm

This is why talking to nerds is hard; cause they only know what fed into their mind but cant understand that comic or story need to base on real life science. You need will power to do everything in this world not just to use the ring; but how much is depend on the task; and how much will power you have s depend on your training or your life. I love to see how much will power a drunk yard like Iron man has. A nerd like you even sitting in a tank wont dare to set food in the battle; but a soldier with just 1 gun will run in front line without fear. Hope you understand now nerd.

Posted by Aaron/nerd on October 5th, 2011 at 9:31 pm

I just dont understand what willpower has to do with this. Yeah i understand the batman has the will to be batman and go through all the training and hard work and long hours to do it, and he has a good reason to do it. But Tony stark also has a reason to be iron man. he had the will to create the first iron man suit and mini arc reactor in order save his life. he had enough willpower to go through the grueling process of creating suit after suit. He had enough willpower to stop drinking so he could focus on being a prominent member of SHIELD, the Avengers, and focus on saving the the GODDAM WORLD!!! not just 1 american city. so im pretty sure he has enough willpower to not just bend over and take it from batman. And what does me sitting in a tank correspond with any of this?

BTDUBS… Im a nerd, and im proud to be one

Posted by Clarence on October 6th, 2011 at 2:11 pm

First off you are all fuckin retarded. Who are you to say who is a nerd when you are all wasting your life arguing about fictional characters when you can be out applying yourself in the real world. First off, Shank, learn how to spell you dickless sack of shit. I cant understand what the hell you are even trying to say. Second, quit idoling ficitional characters, wasting your time on pointless forums, and get laid. Im sure my dick has 10x more super powers than you will ever have in your life. My friend Aaron is not a nerd because i know he has a life outside all this super hero shit so dont call him a nerd. For the record, iron man will rape anyones shit. Dont venture unsolicited opinions and save yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener.

Posted by Shank on October 6th, 2011 at 6:54 pm

Now where should i start.

@Aaron : You dont need much will to create something; what you need is the imagination; and to me sitting comfort at home create suit after suit doesn’t need that much will at all. How much will it is for a drunk yard to quit drinking ?; and Bat designed and programmed the watch tower; saving the world many times with just body and will without the protecting suit like ironman. So compare will power Iron man is just a child to Bat.
Now if you dont understand it i have to explain it to you. You’re similar to iron man and nerd without any training or will sitting in a tank; And the soldier is Bats.

@Clarence: Is it a good thing to get laid ? it is called making love. “Love” it is suppose to be doing with the person you truly love and will spend the rest of your life with, not some one night stand or some testing life. So able to get laid many times before you get married is a good thing ? well to a hoe may be; but to every self respected man and woman, not so much. Well he declared himself that ? are you two really friend ? Anyway; everyone has a life outside here; what make you think that your so call friend is the only one ? It’s seem to me that my opinion has a lot of value to you, seeing how you’re going frenzy here. Well i can deny that give an intellectual opinion to an idiot would be a waste since they only able to understand so much.

p/s: and your record is idiotic ; i love to see iron man tries to rape superman or the hulk or wolverine

Posted by Clarence on October 6th, 2011 at 7:58 pm

Those who have forsaken reason cannot be conquered by it. I hope someday you will be able to make “love” to wonder woman, im sure thats what you want super freak.

P.s. Im engaged.

Posted by Aaron/nerd on October 6th, 2011 at 10:18 pm

Dear Mr. Shank,
Batman suit is protective. Not as much as Iron Mans, but its still protective. Im pretty sure that Brucie would go fight crime wearing just his underoos and without any protection
Yeah Batman created and designed the watchtower… whats that supposed to mean?
How much will is it for a drunk yard (what does that even mean) to quit drinking? Obviously if Tony Stark is an alcoholic (which means he is addicted to alcohol), it takes a lot of will to break an addiction
If you have imagination, you can come up with ideas. You need will in order to follow through with those ideas. The result of those ideas wont magically pop up out of nowhere after you imagine them.
batman has saved the world many times, but not by himself. he employed the help of the justice league. From a day to day basis (or should I say night to night?), Batmans sole purpose is to improve Gotham City. Iron Man misson, on the other hand, is to improve the entire planet, not just one city. I would also like to add that he does this on his own, and sometimes with the help of the Avengers.
And if you are going to have me sitting in a tank, at least give the tank all its props. My nerdy self and I will be sitting in a “tank” without, according to you, any training or will. You forgot to add that the “tank” fits perfectly around my body and moves as fluidly as my body itself. It is powered by a mini arc reactor, and incorporates repulsor technology, and has been outfitted with pulse bolts (extremely powerful plasma discharges which grow in strength as they seek their target), sonic generators, explosive shell projectiles, mini-missiles, magnetic field generators and a laser torch. It can also generate an electric charge to dispel attackers. The armor grant the user superhuman strength (lifting 100 tons at maximum power). Its Jet boots enable flight at Mach 8; he can also hover utilizing a localized gravity field. The armor’s internal air supply lasts more than one hour and can be sealed for travel through low oxygen, underwater or outer space environments. The armor also features a chronometer, radar, sonar, a magnometer, an atom-force microscope, photon, heat, motion and other sensor instruments. The armor contains a subspace/satellite radio communications array which receives local radio and video signals; the armor can also jam transmissions. The chest plate features the unibeam, a powerful searchlight that can project beams in virtually every light spectrum (visible, infrared and ultraviolet); it also features a laser beam projector, an EMP (electromagnetic pulse) generator which can shut down electronic devices within a 50-yard radius, a scanning device that travels along energy waves emitted from the unibeam and a holographic generator. It also has a personal deflector shield. So while I am standing in this “tank”, Bats is running at me with his oh-so-powerful Batsuit and special utility belt. I think i will stand a pretty good chance in the “tank.”
If Batman has so much will, why did the Green Lantern Power Ring pick Hal Jordan instead of Bruce Wayne hmmm? If Batman has so much will why isnt he the goddam Green Lantern of Sector 2814???

Your Favorite Nerd,
Aaron

PS: Thank you marvel.com

Posted by Aaron/nerd on October 6th, 2011 at 10:30 pm

Dear Mr, Shank,
I would also like to add that if we are talking about Batman vs. Iron Man (which im pretty sure we are), then Tony Start would be standing in that “Tank”, which he designed and know how to use perfectly, meaning that when Batman finally reaches Iron Man after running at him (because you know Batman cant fly or run superhumanly fast or anything) Iron Man will be ready to fight Bats in that “Tank”, with all those weapons and gadgets, which mixes in with his own unique fighting style Tony Stark/Iron Man has developed.

Once again your favorite nerd,
Aaron

Posted by Great Dane on October 7th, 2011 at 2:16 pm

The super hero is iron man not tony stark and ironman would rape batman in the face. There is literally no way batman could even hurt iron man. Suck on that.

Posted by Shank on October 7th, 2011 at 3:00 pm

@Aaron
I will reply to you since i can reason with you not your so call friend. Anyway i know how powerfull and strong the suit of Iron man is. I understand all your point of views. However; you must think of the real life condition; this is not a boxing match or a tournament where you put 2 super hero in a arena, of course with these condition batman vs iron man; the chance Bat will lose will be very high.

But the story isnt like that; imagine both Bat and Ironman receive mission to fight each other at their bases, there is no idiot that running around in his suit, it’s like wearing a bull’s eye board. Now both have to do research about their opponent. Iron man would not have many luck to find info about Bats since most criminals he deal with is psychopath or consider him a myth; his identity power and weakness is sealed . In the other hand everyone know who Iron man is, his power; his address etc…… . So unless from the time of receiving the mission till the end Iron man wearing his suit all the times; knock him out wont be much difficult for Bats. That is how a logic story goes; not by comparing power without and real life condition.

The writers did do their research before writing; they knew that in these circumstance; not many Heroes can win against Bats. Of course i did not say that he can defeat all. For example : he could not win against Dr. Fate no matter how good his skills is.

Now Iron man suit; it’s a great suit; pack a lot of fire power, but it’s still a machine made out of metal, it can be destroyed by acid; EMP; explosive etc…. Remember Bats technology is on term with Iron man, and unless Iron man suit is made our of material from wolverine’s skeleton, it’s still can be destroyed . Oh and bats also has a suit similar to Iron man; he used it to deal with Bane.

@Clarence :
Depend on people; The Nazis consider Hitler’s reason is right; a hoe may consider sleeping with various of people is right . What is yours ? I hope your fiancées does know how many people you did sleep with before or during when you met her; cause keeping secrets is what destroys a marriage. I have a girlfriend you dont have to worry and at least i know that I have done any immoral act to destroy our relationship, what about you ?

p/s: According to your comment that my words has no value to you, why did you keep coming back here ? Just ignore it ^_^ .

Posted by Aaron/nerd on October 7th, 2011 at 8:17 pm

@Shank
I am glad you realized that Iron Man would win in the first situation that you came up with. I was under the impression that this was the scenario all along.

For your second scenario, yes Batman would have a better chance. It would be easier to find Tony Stark/Iron Man since his identity is public, but if he got the mission I think he would take more precations in protecting himself. Also if Tony got the mission to destroy Batman, he would be in his suit looking for him. So while Batman does have a better chance in this scenario, its not as easy as Batman finding Tony Stark and knocking him out.

As for the weaknesses stated in the suit, im pretty sure Tony has made precautions to proctect himself from the weapons you stated. The personal defector shield and magnetic feild generators will protect him from acid, EMPs, explosives, and etc. Regarding the suit made for Bane, I dont think it qualifies in this fight because we are talking about Batman vs. Iron Man, not Batman in his Anti-Bane suit vs. Iron Man

Posted by Shank on October 9th, 2011 at 10:21 am

@Aaron
Well not as easy as like piece of cake but still; it is not an equal stand; it’s a predator against prey now since Bats can get to Tony any times while Tony has to be vigilante all the time; this could wear a man out fast; specially Tony did not undergo training like Bats.

About the suit; these precautions are for direct approach and still the suit can be destroyed; it’s hard but it’s not like against superman without a Krypt; whether Bats able to find away or not who knows; but through story we knew that Bats always 3 steps ahead of his opponents ; so he has high chance to get around but still; it’s a chance. Now Anti-Bane suit; it’s still one of bats equipment like various of Tony suit, Bats does not use it much cause its impossible to gather intel and it could kill some one as you see most the time Tony use his suit. So it’s kinda weird if we dont allow him to use his suit.

Posted by TopKing on October 10th, 2011 at 10:57 pm

@ Clarence
Let’s not get hostile. This is clearly a misunderstanding.

@Shank
You do need to work on grammar. I have stated this before, BUT I still agree with you. Most times, when these two technologically advanced fighters go head to head, they usually gather info about their enemy first, then fight second. So, Batman would know all about Iron Man’s suit and its weaknesses, and vice-versa. I still say Batman.

@Aaron
Though I do say Iron Man and Batman will know everything about their enemies before the fight, Batman is ALWAYS prepared…period. So, you will never know EVERYTHING about Batman.

Posted by Matk on October 12th, 2011 at 1:05 am

Your underestimating Batman’s ability to analyze a situation. The man is prepared for fucking everything. He can take out superman if he wants too..

Posted by TopKing on October 17th, 2011 at 11:16 pm

@Matk
SERIOUSLY!!!!!!! I totally agree with you. Batman is always prepared. The only time he wasn’t prepared was for Bane. No one expected THAT to happen, not even Batman, because before Bane, he only fought normal people.

Posted by lol on November 8th, 2011 at 1:19 am

IRON MAN
(POWERS)

While the armor is not on Stark still has some powers, due to the Extremis Virus.

Psi-Shields: Due to new S.H.I.E.L.D treatments, Stark’s mind is shielded from even the strongest telepaths.

Direct Cybernetic Interface: Extremis has fused Stark’s armor to his body, allowing him to store the inner layers of the Iron Man armor in the hollows of his bones as well as control it through direct brain impulses, and use some of its powers while not on. He has direct control over the communication devices, scanning equipment, and recording devices located in his helmet.

* Wireless Communication: He is also able to remotely connect to external communications systems such as satellites, cellular phones, and computers throughout the world.

* Superhuman Reflexes: The Extremis virus grants him super speed reactions and movements.

* Regenerative Systems: He has the ability to heal himself and repair the armor.

Iron Man’s Armor

Iron Man’s primary powers come from his armored suit.

(Support Powers)
Suiting up the Iron Armor: The armor used to require several machines to put on the suit, in a lengthy process. Later, this was changed to having it in a suitcase, which shortened the suiting up time, but was not very effective on the battlefield. However, recently, it has been shown that Stark can hold the armor within himself, and use it when needed, and spring into action in mere seconds.

* Superhuman Strength: He is capable of lifting up to over 100 tons when wearing his armor.

* Superhuman Speed: Even when not traveling for extended distances, the armor enables the wearer to move and react at high speeds.

* Flight: The armor can typically reach speeds in excess of Mach 8, in recent comics however Iron Man has been depicted as able to reach orbital velocities (5 miles per second) and up to speeds that can outrun black holes. Use of the jet boots provide enough power to lift a load of about 500 tons.

* Power Cells: The armor is powered by a combination of solar converters, electrical batteries and an on-board generator that uses beta particle absorption as a fuel source. Not to mention the arc reactor that also powers the suit.

* Energy Conversion Power Recharge: The armor is also able to convert nearby or fare away energy sources, such as heat or kinetic energy or energy from the planet itself into electricity, or even drain energy directly into the batteries for recharge.

* Self-Contained Life-Support System & Environmental Protection: The armor can be completely sealed for operations in vacuum or underwater, providing its own life support, and is shielded against radiation.

* Energy Absorption: The armor is also able to drain multiple forms of energy for its own use.

* Magnetism: The armor can use magnetism to pull or push metal objects at will.

* Artificial Intelligence: An internal artificial intelligence operating system that provides strategies, background information on opponents, and on surroundings and the current status of the suit, and prevents a lock on from targeting systems.

* Sensor Systems: Known sensors include radar/lidar, night vision, and physiological/medical scans that allowed Iron Man to take the vitals of other people, including heart and brain scans and monitors. These scans also provided Stark with real-time personal physiological data. An all-environmental scan for atmospheric content or life forms–including astral energy projections–often came in handy. It should be noted that the armor scans, radars, and environmental sensors were running at all times, recording everything Iron Man came in contact with. A magnometer was installed in the left wrist, while both gauntlets had atomic-force microscopes installed in the thumbs and index fingers that were capable of seeing to the nano scale.

* Invisibility: Advanced composite ceramics, fused with a kevlar-like polymer are backed by optical fiber networks, that, working in synch with an array of poly-carbon head hologram generators cause the armor to be invisible to any form of detection, including night vision, infrared, and enhanced super-human senses. To further thwart detection systems the suit houses an active noise-reduction engine for silent stalking. And to achieve total silent running, the armor even stores the CO 2 produced by the wearer–releasing it through small vents only when circumstances are right.

* Holographic Decoys: Untraceable holographic duplicates of himself that are generated from the suit. They are projected in a way to look real, and show no trace of their origins.

* Emulated “Spider-Sense”: Tony made a built-in neural net that replicated Spider-Man’s pheromone-based defenses, creating his own Spider Sense.

Override: When required, armor systems including strength amplification, durability amplification, and repulsor intensity can be greatly increased, by bypassing safety circuits and limiters. However, there is a chance that this can result in a complete system failure of the armor. An example of this mode is when Iron Man easily lifted a 16,000 ton Nuclear Reactor, and flew into the sky and threw it into the sea. The range of the Override can be controlled as only reaching his very limit and staying at it for a long time will cause a system failure. This range goes from a safe 800% to 3200%, up to a very dangerous 5000%.

(Defensive Powers)

Crystallized Iron Armor: The armor has evolved from a bulky iron suit to a molecularly aligned matrix of crystallized iron enhanced by magnetic fields over layers of other metals like titanium, creating a shell that is pliable, yet capable of amazing resilience and protection.

* Enhanced Durability: His armor is very durable, capable of withstanding tremendous amounts of punishment. It can withstand high caliber bullets with ease. He can also withstand rockets, missiles, torpedoes, high powered lasers, and such, taking little to no damage. Future armors were fully resistant against electricity, fire, heavy impacts, energy blasts, take zero Kelvin and up to the Suns temperatures, even some of Thor’s attacks(see Thorbuster). The suit can withstand almost unlimited kinetic and thermal impact, as well as most forms of radiation thanks to its refractory coating. The armor can survive anything short of a nuclear explosion at ground zero. The suit automatically protects its wearer when he enters an intrinsically hostile environment, such as outer space or deep sea. The armor even has specialized circuitry that guards against telepathic attacks. Tony is very confident in his suit’s defensive abilities, when he was caught in a nuclear explosion, he was only thinking about women and completely forgot about what was happening around him.

* Force Field: Energy shielding that can protect the user from harm. It is also capable of reflecting attacks and staying mobile. At 2% power, the shield is strong enough to withstand a nuclear explosion.

(Offensive Powers)

* Repulsor Rays: The armor’s primary energy weapon. A particle beam weapon, standard equipment in the palm gauntlets; can repel physical and energy-based attacks, traveling as a single stream or as a wide-field dispersal. It’s damage potential is extremely lethal, from being able to go through 2 inches of steel like paper to blasting a hole through a mountain. They can be powered up to make a larger beam or a Full Form Repulsor Ray, which does 360 degrees of attacks. The power of the Repulsor Beams can range from the basic ones such as the one from the Mark 3, which fires 2 gigawatt beams, to the beams on a much further model of the suit such as the Model 27 which fires beams in the high petawatt region, but those require a little assistance from outside.

* Unibeam: A powerful searchlight, capable of projecting beams in virtually every light spectrum. Also used as a powerful weapon that can destroy anything in its path. It fires a boosted form of the Monobeam with some Arc Reactor energy backing it up.

* Lasers: Standard lasers that can be used as weapons or for welding.

* Pulse Bolts: Extremely powerful plasma discharges that propagate in strength over distance, but implode if they get overloaded.

* Energy Blade: Based on the same design Tony Stark used to build Captain America’s energy shield, this laser sword, emitted from his left arm, could also be flattened into a shield on his hands, or spread over the entire armor to encase the armor in a protective covering.

* Pulse Barrage: Pulse Barrage is one of Iron Man’s standard long range attack. Because of its extremely low energy consumption, Pulse Barrage can be a very effective attack. an upgraded Red Pulse Barrage has the ability to penetrate through foes hitting others behind them, and the ability to ricochet off walls hitting more targets.

* Nanobots: Tiny nanobots can attack machines and tear into their armor. A certain variety used against aliens can turn their biological weaponry against them.

* Freon Stream: An attack capable of freezing the air.

* Smart Missiles: The Smart Missile is one that can target the weak points of a structure, object, or foe to inflict maximum damage with minimal payload.

* Missile Box: Similar to an assault helicopter rocket pack, holds several missiles of up to eight types rockets, including Anti-Tank, Anti-Ship, Spent Uranium Core Armor-Piercing, Flame Bomb, Fire Suppressant, Smoke, Tear Gas, Radio Repeater and a Mini-Nukes. Each type of missile can scan and target several targets at once and fire at a moments notice. The missile can also reach Mach 2 in under 5 seconds.

* Monobeam: A powerful beam used on early versions of the Iron Man suit. However, it’s range was only a few yards. Fires a standard laser beam.

* Mini-gun: This mini-gun, used on the War Machine armor, can fire electrically primed, 3.9 mm regular or spent-uranium-core armor-piercing rounds in nearly 360 degrees. It can be set to fire between 1 and 1000 rounds per second.

* Gauntlet Mini-canon: This variably configured gun contains eight kinds of specialty 3.9 mm ammo: Spent-Uranium-Core Armor-Piercing, High Explosive, Concussion Type, High Temperature Thermite, Tear Gas, Tracer, Flare and Smoke. They can be switched in the middle of combat instantly.

* Tri-beam: This version of the Unibeam runs on direct power from the Arc Reactor, draining it’s energy rapidly if not fully charged. It has considerable knockback.

* Multi-beam: As the name implies, the Multi-beam can fire multiple energies at the same time. Generally used with the energy that Tony Stark has absorbed.

* Pentabeam: The Pentabeam has microwave lensing that allows for directed beams of high joule electrons, protons, acoustic energy, and neutrons.

* Omnibeam: Rather then only firing beam type attacks, the Omnibeam can generate heats at 25232 degrees Fahrenheit, extremely powerful lights causing irreversible blindness in the enemy, and emit ultrasonic attacks capable of stunning even superhumanly durable foes and even causing disintegration. The other way the Omnibeam is fired, is by absorbing or draining any energy in Iron Man’s vicinity, drawing it into his chest reactor, and converting it into billions of petawatts and firing it.

* Hyper-velocity Impact: The program Hyper-velocity allows Tony to think and move at a much faster time frame then everyone else, allowing for quicker attacks. Also, it could create an electrical bubble if Tony is going fast enough.

* Vibranium: Vibranium could be used in several ways, mostly against things that are made of metal.

* Plasma Discharge: A plasma discharge is given off when the suit comes into contact with Vibranium. This discharge is strong enough to bring even Thor to his knees.

(ABILITIES)
Expert Tactician: He is a brilliant tactician capable of quickly formulating strategies and new plans should the situation change.

Skilled Combatant: Stark was trained in unarmed combat by Captain America and has become quite physically formidable on his own when the situation demands it. He is also a great melee fighter while in the armor as a single punch is as strong as a solid steel ball traveling at 3,500 ft./sec.

Indomitable Will:As evidenced by his two serious bouts with alcoholism and subsequent recovery, Stark is possessed of tremendous strength of will, never giving up and often emerging from defeat even stronger. It is arguable that the true “Iron Man” is not the armor, but Stark himself.

Posted by lol on November 8th, 2011 at 1:20 am

BATMAN
(POWERS)
Peak Human Conditioning: Through intense training, specialized diet, and biofeedback treatments, The Batman represented the pinnacle of human physical prowess. His physical attributes exceeded that of any Olympic level athlete that has ever completed.[citation needed] Strength, speed, stamina, agility, reflexes and coordination were at peak human perfection. Batman began his physical and mental conditioning when he was 11 and then intense physical training and weight lifting at age 12. He has mastered full body control by the time he was 18. Wayne abstains entirely from drinking alcohol, though he presented Bruce Wayne, his alter ego, as a borderline alcoholic (he created this illusion by drinking ginger ale and pretending it is champagne). Batman’s refusal to drink was directly linked to keeping his body in its absolute best. Bruce Wayne, since the age of 15, has created a strict diet to enable his body to develop and operate at its most proficient, along with biofeedback treatments (using portable/non portable machines to stimulate muscles to contraction. Batman has performed amazing physical feats due to his superior physique. He engaged in an intensive regular regimen of rigorous exercise (including aerobics, weight lifting, gymnastics, and simulated combat) to keep himself in peak condition, and has often defeated opponents whose size, strength, or other powers greatly exceeded his own. He has spent his entire life in pursuit of physical perfection and has attained it through constant intensive training and determination.

* Peak Human Strength: Batman regularly bench-presses at least 1000 lbs during his exercise routine.
* Peak Human Reflexes: Bruce’s reflexes were honed to such a degree that he has caught one of Green Arrow’s arrows in mid flight when he tried to shoot him.[citation needed] He has also been able to dodge point blank gunfire.
* Peak Human Speed: He could run at speeds comparable to the finest competing athletes.

* Peak Human Endurance: His endurance was comparable to that of the finest Olympic Decathlon participant.[citation needed] His lung capacity was so great that he could hold his breath underwater for 3 minutes and 15 seconds.

* Peak Human Agility: His agility was greater than that of a Chinese acrobat and an Olympic gold medalist gymnast.[citation needed] His main phase of movement was Parkour which he learned in France and used that to scale the cities rooftops in an acrobatic manner.[citation needed]

* Peak Human Durability: He has been shot numerous times, but wears kevlar lined body armor.

* Master Acrobat: Proficient in gymnastics and acrobatics.
* Martial Arts Master: Batman is one of the finest human combatants Earth has ever known. He trained in the US for various martial arts for 3 years. He has mastered 127 styles of martial arts including Muay Thai, Escrima, Krav Maga, Capoeira, Savate, Yaw-Yan, Tae Kwon Do, Judo, Jujitsu, Ninjitsu, Kendo, Fencing, swordsmanship, Kenjutsu, Kali, Bojutsu, Francombat, Boxing, Kickboxing, Hapkido, Wing Chun, Parkour, Shorin Ryu, Silat, Chin Na, Kyudo, Aikido, Varma Ati, Jeet Kune Do, Shaolin, Ba Gua, Hung Gar, Tai Chi, Kung Fu, and Kenpo. His primary form of combat[citation needed] is an idiosyncratic admixture of Tae Kwon Do, Judo, Muay Thai, Karate, Boxing, Jujitsu, and Ninjitsu.

* Weapons Master: Through his martial arts training, he has become an expert on virtually all types of weaponry. He is an exceptional swordsman as evident in his fight with Ra’s al Ghul, his proficiency in jui jitsu can proclaim his swordsmanship skill. Proficient at knife throwing, Escrima, & melee weapons mastery, having mastered Kobudo. He was trained and became proficient in all arms. He soon learned expanded melee weapon techniques and he has learned expanded weapon/device sciences. He still practices during his combat sessions to keep his skills intact, though he prefers unarmed combat.

* Master of Stealth: His Ninjitsu training has made him a master at stealth capable of breaching high security facilities with ease and without being detected.

* Expert Marksman: Due to his training in Ninjitsu, Batman almost never misses his targets, 9/10 times he’s succesful. He has been practicing accuracy since the early days of his training and is almost on par with the Green Arrow in terms of accuracy.

(EQUIPMENT)

* Batsuit: The costume Batman wears is composed by kevlar and a little percentage of titanium; it’s bullet-proof and resistant to various types of attack (explosions, impacts, falls, etc…). It’s also flame-retarding and insulating. The gloves and the boots are reinforced to rebound the impact of punches and kicks. The gloves have also some metallic blades on their sides. The cape is super-light and it can be used to glide. The mask has a little percentage of lead, which shields the face of Batman from x-ray powers or x-ray technology; it has also an infrared viewer and auditory sensors, which improve Batman’s senses. The mask, is also accessorized with some security systems (aggravating gas, electric blasts, ecc…) like the utility belt. The mask is also a transmitter receiver.

* Utility Belt: Batman keeps most of his personal field equipment in a signature piece of apparel, a yellow utility belt. Over the years it has contained items such as plastic explosives, nerve toxins, batarangs, smoke bombs, a fingerprint kit, a cutting tool, a grappling hook gun, and a “re-breather” breathing device. Superman had entrusted Batman with a ring made of kryptonite, to be used should the Man of Steel ever need to be reined in (due to being mind-controlled by a villain, etc.) “who do you think will win?)

Posted by lol on November 8th, 2011 at 1:29 am

oh an finally stark would rape batman for example stark drunk carrying a nuke will just drop it on batman’s head.

Posted by Shank on November 8th, 2011 at 4:24 pm

1st: If you want to talk about later development; ok; do you know that batman had made a special suit able to block bullet; laser etc………. . That suit also enhance his strength 10 fold, consider he is already as strong as Capt- and then x 10. The suit also has invisibility and others thing. Ya wanna talk about that ?

2nd: Iron man do not have super reflex or strength; he only has acute sensory which will be a every bad thing if he meet up with Bats; why ? Example : acute sight; can see in the dark very well, booms flash bombs he is blind .

3rd: Batman is a genius tactician; not only that his will is even stronger than even green lantern, when he set to do something he wont stop till it is done by him. Bats not only trained in body but also mind. Even martian manhunter could not read his mind.

Finally: If Ironman want to kill Bat; he HAVE TO KNOW WHERE TO DROP THE BOMB. Unfortunately for him; Bat can kill him any time he want to unless Mister Stark stay in his smelly case 24/7

Posted by jared on November 21st, 2011 at 5:40 am

jesus how moronic are these bat fan boys? lets see. what can batman actually do to Ironman…emp? nope, come on now, even stealth bombers are emp sheilded. stealth? nope, multi spectrum sensor makes that nill. little yellow belt? what in there does batman have that stark hasnt been hit with a thousand times more powerful. the bat robo suit that barely beat bane? come on now get real. the bat robo suit powered by kryptonite he used against superman? sorry ironman is immune to kryptonite. batman mastered over 100 forms of martial arts in seven years? (cough) all martial arts does not originate in japan, he’s just a ninja. ninja kick a block of metal and see what breaks first, metal or bone? starks suit not only gives him insanly super powered strength but speed reflexes and agility too. Starks an alcoholic? if he can do half the things he can do totally hammered, imagine what he would do to batman if he was on a withdrawl rage.

Posted by jared on November 21st, 2011 at 5:59 am

@ shank. nevermind its obvious you know nothing about either character.but i’ll humor you.
Ist. multiply that times 100 and hes still not powerful enough and thats without bringing in the hulk or thor buster armors. invisibility? sorry still not going to work against multi spectrum sensors. and before you bring it up, no hacking or disabiling, many smarter and resourceful have tried (dr doom mandarin hydra and shield have tried and failed, stark has prepared for every eventuality. and prep goes both ways here.

2nd no super reflexes? lets see if batman can dodge missiles, bullets, and radar tracking. at the same time, i do think that qualifies as super speed and reflexes. strength? jeez even if you go by the low end feats from the movies, he catches a car and thats at like 8 percent of his power. flash bombs? are you serious? my car windshield darkens depending on how bright it is out side lol.

3rd. he wont stop until hes dead, iron man does kill, once again i’ll go by low end feats from the movie. do you honestly believe the guys he punched and repulsered in the movies actually survived? just say this, they wont be seen again except in a re run.

Posted by Shank on December 1st, 2011 at 11:20 pm

@jared
For heaven sake; has every ironman fan boy an idiot. Did you guys think this is a video game where you idiot could match up 2 superhero in a cage match and watch them fight ? Use your brain for 1.

1st What is thor or the hulk have to do with anything here ? Iron man suit was not made from indestructable material so with that strength of x10 Capt the suit will be damaged .Do you even understand what multi spectrum sensors mean ? Look it up, dont embarrass yourself. And you sure that if Dr.Doom or shield cant do it Bats cant do it ? give me proof; common show us proof . If it’s base on assumption then it’s just your stupid little assumption.

2nd Have you read Bats comic ? he dodges bullets from a lot of guns like everyday and he even able to dodge the Omega Beam from Darkseid which even the flash cant dodge it , top that man in a tin can. And dodge radar tracking ? How old are you ? do you know what radar is ? Dodging it ? Lolz.. Your stupid car windshield does not darken by itself. There is no material that absorb light when it get brighter. It’s depend on computer sensors and people, not an idiot, know that computer cant react fast enough to block a flash bomb because the flash bomb unlike our day light does not changing slowly.

3rd Iron can kill sure easy; since everyone know that alcoholic has no morality at all. But then does he fast enough to kill Bats ? He was able to dodge bullets and missle thanks to the booster rocket in his suit which mean he need a large area to fly around and dodge them; but his stupid punch kick still just the same speed as a lowly nerd.

You idiots only look at the kicking and punching. Bats has more skill that just kicking and punching. Can that tin man dodge bullets without flying around ? no he cant but Bats can and that was against multi opponents. Can that 1 trick genius able to deduce identity of the whole Avenger by himself ? lolz no. Iron man is nothing but a man in a suit. His suit give him the courage to be save people cause he sure that he wont be harm in side that tin can.

And for the last time. That idiot has to know where Bats is to kill Bats unless he is fine with killing million of innocent people – what a great Hero that tin man is -. While Bats was proven to be able to deduce and tracking the whole Justice League will sure be able to track and find out where that tin man is. So i love to see the coward tin man stay in his suit 24/7 with all the sweating, etc……

Posted by Aaron/Nerd on December 2nd, 2011 at 3:05 pm

@Shank

In case you didn’t know, Batman was killed by Darkseid’s Omega Beams in Final Crisis #6. Just thought I would point that out.

Posted by Subhadeep on December 8th, 2011 at 5:29 am

I would just like to point out that if anyone has seen batman: gotham knight than there is a dvice devoloped by lucius fox which acts as a repulsor device against bullets , lasers , projectiles ,etc. it is fitted in batman’s suit also if you would bring technology up then the batsuit of the future has cloaking device as well as flight capability and sice ironman has a more advanced suit then batman should ideally be allowed to bring batwing and batmobile into the picture. Then it will be a vastly different scenario. Oh and by the way tony stark doesn’t have any fighting style. Everything he does is programmed onto the computer and the system executes it as opposed to bruce wayne who is a master of multiple martial arts.

Posted by TopKing on December 9th, 2011 at 10:48 am

@Subhadeep
I like how you summed things up here. Batman is a master of Martial Arts–many different forms of them might I add–and therefore can beat Tony Stark in hand-to-hand combat if it were to be Bruce Wayne vs Tony Stark. Batman vs Iron Man, not exactly a fair fight. Iron Man’s suit is very much stronger than a normal person, and Batman is not a superhuman, alien, mutant, or sub-marinian creature. Instead, he is a man pushed to peak human physical and mental ability. Put Batman in his upgraded Bat armors and then it will be a fair fight. Having these two fight as they are is kind of a win-win for both of them, but not exactly 50-50. It’s more of randomized ratio. Ex: Say Batman already knew about Iron Man before the fight, then he would have developed something to stop Iron Man, but if it were vise-versa, then Iron Man would win. Say they were thrown into the battle without a clue as to who either of them were, then it’s anyone’s guess. If batman developed a suit extremely similar Iron Man’s, then it’s Batman all day.

Posted by Shank on December 10th, 2011 at 8:32 pm

@Aaron yes well he is not god; or mutant; he got old got tired and got killed that is something we can all count on. But he did able to avoid omega beam which is an extreme feat

Posted by Shawnboy on January 13th, 2012 at 11:46 am

No one has broached the secret identity issue!!!!

Tony: I think Ill kill batman today…I sure hope he shows up.

Bruce:I think ill kill Iron man today
, Ill just call up stark industries and find out when the next big tech show or party is…oh wait, theres tony at his house drunk and sleeping with a super model… boom he’s dead…

Batman beat superman…no question he could take out ironman..

Posted by Black Suave on January 13th, 2012 at 12:43 pm

I forget, how did Batman beat Superman again?

Somebody refresh my memory.

Posted by Ross on February 2nd, 2012 at 12:41 pm

yeah, this was crap. look at this one though: http://www.battlechampion.com/featured-battles/

Posted by Jonny Sodercola on February 2nd, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Batman gets a lot of bullshit. People think that because batman is himself that he’ll win everything. K tell me this would someone like green arrow beat iron man? No because no abilities other then what he’ll holding soo yeah iron man wins IMO

Posted by Jacob on February 14th, 2012 at 12:49 am

Omfg im going to settle this now, batman is badass, but all his equipment is made to throw his enemies off guard or distraction. Therefore nothing batman has can do anything to even harm iron man or dent his suit. Sure batman has the ability to stick to the darkness but im 100% positive iron man can just switch on some form of night vision and rape batman with his blasters. Now i may be wrong here but while batman has wayne enterprises, that is it, iron man has stark industries, and has the money to fund S.H.E.I.L.D or however its spelled, lastly the biggest thing on the topics, the classic batman EMP idea, if batman were to EMP iron man, there is no way of batman reaching tony on the inside, where hed wait out the EMP, get up and kill batman.
Flame me if you want but its really obvious if you think about it

Posted by Jacob on February 14th, 2012 at 12:52 am

Oh and the fact that batman has not and will not kill anyone, iron man has no problem

Posted by TopKing on February 14th, 2012 at 2:59 pm

@Jacob
Um, you realise Iron Man won’t kill anyone either? Right? At least not intentionally…

Posted by Jacob on February 15th, 2012 at 1:48 am

But the point is, iron man is willing too, batman refuses to.

Posted by TopKing on February 22nd, 2012 at 11:12 am

@Jacob
You have a point. But, for all intents and purposes of ruling out the death factor, this is a fight, not a deathmatch.

Posted by john jack royal on February 28th, 2012 at 7:13 pm

I just want to say my piece.
in one corner you have iron man.A man who can withstand a nuclear explosion at 2 percent power.A man who built a suit powerful enough to kill dozens of terrorists, under there noses,WITH A BOX OF SCRAP!!!
And in the other corner you have a normal albeit willfull human in a batsuit.This put simply is a missmatch from hell.And before anyone brings up the “bat man beat super man” line of bull,just remember that iron man can fight with the hulk.A being that can shatter planets.A being who would send doomday (who killed super man)
home to his mommy.A being that was born in a gamma explosion and isnt CRIPPLED BY A LITTLE GREEN ROCK.I don’t care what secret compartment on his toolbelt/divine intuition/detective skills/hypothetical- battlesuit-witch-has-not-manifested-itself bat man has going for him.He simple can’t do anything and i repeat ANYTHING to damage iron man and no amount of fanboyism/doubble talk/hypothetical-situation-in-witch-bat-man-buys out stark industries-and creates-his-own-armor is going to change that.Bat man is cool but don’t make him out to be a god.He’s not qualified.

Posted by Jacob on February 28th, 2012 at 11:01 pm

Thank you, amazing point there, a better fit match would be the hulk vs. solomon grundy, iron man vs dr doom maybe, batman vs. the hobo with a shotgun, lets be realistic, hed make his own challenges just to beat him. Or iron man vs. mr freeze but like with out the gun and if they went punch for punch

Posted by Shank on February 29th, 2012 at 6:37 pm

And this is why all you guys can do are post stupid comment without and brain. Lucky for us the writers for DC and Marvel comics are not brainless.

Posted by john jack royal on March 3rd, 2012 at 2:32 pm

When iron man 3 comes out i hope they introduce the hulkbuster.Chew on that bat freaks.

Posted by TopKing on March 5th, 2012 at 11:43 am

@ john jack royal
You’re just basing your argument off of their ability to take a hit. Batman is smarter than all of his team, and the whole Marvel Universe. In his whole experience, he’s fought people like Iron Man. The only problem he’d have with Hulk is keeping Hulk calm, which is almost impossible. Given he can keep him calm, then Bruce Banner comes out, and battle done.

@Jacob
Stop. Stop. Stop. His whole argument is appealing to one part of the fight. Also, Dr. Doom is a genius. He’d probably kill Iron Man easily. Hulk will definitely pummel Solomon Grundy, especially if Grundy can’t be reborn with electricity. And also, you’re being a bit emotional toward this argument. Just think and understand that Batman can pretty much handle anyone he went up against, save the omniscient beings in the Marvel Universe.

@Shank
I agree with you. no one seems to be thinking about this argument. They miss the point badly.

@john jack royal
Batman has something of a Hulkbuster too. So, scratch that.

Posted by Jacob on March 5th, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Im not being emotional to this argument, the original post was one sided towards batmans favour so im posting in iron mans favour, and yes bruce wayne is a genius but tony stark invented a new element. Bruce wayne is quick on his feet but tony has a suit that blasts him around huge cities in minutes. Im just saying for batmans speed and smarts, it seems tony has a little more and proved to have a little more,

Posted by Shank on March 6th, 2012 at 4:28 pm

@Jacob: Well; Bruce is agile; but Iron man is not; he can not dodge bullet or laser. His suit allow him to out maneuver firearms require a large area to do it. If he stuck in a small area; he will take all the shots. About intelligent; i believe Batman has more; he had mastered all subjects from science to fictions and martial arts, cable of doing a lecture of each subject in the university. While he did not invented anything but he able to create antidote for joker gas; built a robot suit to fight Bane. So it is not because he is less intelligent than Iron man that he did not invented anything; but because he did not have the time as Iron man does – having people to know your identity help a lot in this -.

p/s: Hulk will never able to defeat superman. He is not smart enough to use anything against him. And brute force ? seriously. Hulk had been using his full strength every time – dont tell me that in the anger and rage he able to hold back – and he only cable of doing damage when superman do it normally.

Posted by john jack royal on March 16th, 2012 at 12:21 pm

Dc admits that doomsday is a hulk ripoff and he STILL managed to kill super man.
Hulk has the capacity for infinite strength so even when an opponent starts of stronger than the hulk they end up losing becaus they cant kill hulk before he gets mad enough to overpower them.But back to the matter at hand bruce does not and I repeat does NOT have anything like the hulkbuster.He might have a bane buster but not a hulk buster.And by the way theres no way in hell that brucie can dodge a laser.Lasers move at THE SPEED OF LIGHT (witch is 186,282 miles per second) even someone as fast as flash would have trouble dodging a laser so as soon as iron man fires….Well you get the idea.

Posted by Shank on March 16th, 2012 at 8:51 pm

@john: Hulk can’t FLY; and he does not have infinite strength one example: he cant kill wolverine, if he had infinite strength he should able to destroy his metal skeleton; you cant get angrier, or more rage; that psychologically impossible, Hulk cant fly so if superman really want to end it fast just throw him into the sun end of story. And i wonder if superman allow Hulk to transform that’s really sporty ?

You do know that Bruce design the watch tower right ? so he the weapon on the watch tower able to bust Hulk. Human reaction is faster than speed of light – 1 example flash light; your normal blink is faster than it -, Bruce able to dodge Omega beam which flash cant dodge because he did not train in martial art.

And finally, Iron man need to know who Bat is to do that. THIS IS NOT A FREAKING BOXING MATCH, It’s a street fight, and i doubt Iron man has detective skill to fight Batman; in the other hand i know for sure that Bat able to do that and break Iron man neck before he could get in his suit.

You guys only compare equipments but not skills. Bruce alone create plans to neutralize every single member of the justice league which include Steel, Red Tornado, Rocket Red,……. these character is similar to Iron man; so tell me any reason why he cant win ?

Posted by john jack royal on March 17th, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Doomsday couldnt fly either but he still effed supes stuff up.
Anyway iron man can transform now IN SECONDS. He stores the extremis armor in his bones.Dont believe me wiki it.once bat and iron meet on the street there won’t be a second match.Iron man will just fry bats with his chest laser.And if by some act of god bats survives then tony will just fly to costa rica,sip some lemonade,and figure out who bat man is using his world renowned hacking skills.

Posted by Shank on March 19th, 2012 at 9:16 pm

You do know that Doomsday is similar to Superman right ? he can survive in space pretty much as superman while Hulk could not. Another point is Hulk is human engineering; and human mind is limited to what they know now while Doomsday is created by other Alien with much higher tech than human right ? And while Hulk do not have ability to adapt Doomsday does which make him able to kill superman.

Now even if Iron man able to store his armor in his bone; he will not know who Batman is so he wont be able to activate it on time to protect himself. Batman could just walk up as one of his disguises and poison or drug or do whatever he wants to Ironman. Find out whos Batman is through hacking ? you’re not thinking at all aren’t you ; Batman never store his information in any data bank; not even in the justice league computer. And the only way to hack to his personal files is from his computer. You really think Lex Luthor hadnt tried it online ? You really really need to think more.

Posted by TheDetective on March 21st, 2012 at 3:09 am

Your ignorance sickens me. Out of the two, and I am talking the movie universes here, Batman is the most likely to A. exist and B. have the equipment shown in the movies. I’m not talking about the stupid microwave emitter or the bat pod, but most of the other weapons/gadgets he uses are possible in the real world. For christ sake they actually mad a running Tumbler for the movie. Iron Man on the other hand has such bullshit technology it defies logic. For example in the movie it states that his suit is made from a “gold-titanium alloy” and is seen withstanding a depleted uranium tank round. There is no fucking way on this planet that a one inch thick plate of an alloy used in dentistry could withstand a tank shell/keep the person inside alive.

So if there was an actual fight between the two it would be Batman with all his gadgets, his actual reason for fighting crime and his goddamn ninjutsu vs. an alcoholic sitting in his garage wondering why the LED light in his chest won’t power the useless lump of metal he likes to put on to make himself feel better.

Posted by Shank on March 21st, 2012 at 10:58 am

@Detective: Well actually ; logic is only what we know at a time. It changes when we discover new thing. But anyway the idea to be able to make a suit of metal thin enough for human move around while strong enough to withstand bomb is impossible. The suit may survive the impact but the human inside wont. But it’s science fiction so we would like to consider it could be made.

Posted by john jack royal on March 24th, 2012 at 6:40 pm

@detective 1. Just because you cant comprehend iron mans technlogy doesnt make it bullshit.
2. I am sick and FUCKING tierd of the stark is a alchaholic comments.Tony stark has the will to overcome his addiction id like to see bat wank do as much. 3. The fact is iron man CAN withstand a tank round while bat man has trouble with dogs.@shank hulk can survive in space just look up his powers at marvel comics database.The hulk had the power to destroy an object twice the size of the earth with one punch,while super man needed martian manhunters help just to move the moon.I seriously loled at your “bat man could walk up with one of his disguises”shit.Iron man would never leave his air conditioned and highly comfortable suit.
And not to sound like a broken record but….BAT MAN WOULDN’T SURVIVE THE FIRST FUCKING FIGHT.

Posted by Shank on March 25th, 2012 at 7:30 am

@John: 1-Yours argument with detective is wrong; you are the one who is not understand technology. For example : copper and steel, if iron man suit make out of steel then the suit could withstand the copper round from tank or copper missiles because steel is stronger than copper. But it cant withstand the steel round from tank. So logic and fact goes iron man is impossible science fiction while bat man is possible and fiction.
2-No there is nothing said Hulk can survive in space; he need air as every earth creatures do. And where did you learn hulk can destroy object twice the earth ? Anyway to destroy and to move is different thing; and idiot all strength could destroy a truck; but a weight lifting need precision to lift it and move it across the street. Sup is not human and he was raise by human so 1st he do not understand his power, 2nd his power rising through years 3rd he always have to keep his power in check. So moving the moon idiotic like hulk will destroy the planet.
3- Sure Iron man feel free to live in the suit like lowly coward. And mind you the suit is not invincible. It’s made out of metal and a machine which mean it will be melt by heat by acid and will be broken by emp. And i dont know why you said Bat man would not survive the first fight. He had fought against opponent like iron man his whole career so i really dont see how he would lose. Ironman in the other hand never encounter anyone like Bat. So we have this scene : Batman found out who the Ironman is; Ironman did not. So Batman using one of his disguises moving around while Ironman has to sty in hi suit 24/7, even when sleeping, because he afraid of be killed. Batman using psychology warfare against Ironman torture ironman mentally and whalla we have the alcoholic come out. End game

Posted by Aaron/Nerd on March 25th, 2012 at 4:44 pm

@shank
First off, Iron Mans suit is possible to make in the comic book universe because they are freaking comic books. Comic book writers can put whatever they want to in a comic book and readers will accept it because its a damn comic book and the stuff inside of it isnt supposed to be real. Therefore you cant say Iron Mans suit is impossible science fiction without sounding like a dumbass.
Secondly, do you really think Tony Stark made a pitiful suit that didnt have precautions against the likes of heat, acid, or an EMP? The suit has a deflector shield which blocks attacks from heat and acid, and he has an EMP generator which means he probably has a device to counteract an EMP.
Also, what villain of Batman is like Iron Man?
And are you kidding me? Psychology Warfare? WTF?

Your Friendly Neighborhood Nerd,
Aaron

P.S: Whalla isnt a word, its spelled viola… just for future reference

Posted by Shank on March 25th, 2012 at 5:57 pm

@Aaron:
1/ Please read all; from the start i consider the suit can be made; i fixed John because he think that sci-fic is real and insult another one. You really need to read carefully

2/Weak against heat and acid is the basic of any metal. And i’m sure that Ironman suit is only made of steel or some what stronger but not indestructable so yes. Now precautions against heat and acid, there is none in real life, so we think about sci-fic: deflective shield – keep everything out also mean keep everything in, therefore his weakness will be his rocket booster in order to fly and his main attack when he activate the shield, I doubt Batman has any trouble with dealing with that. Now EMP, having one does not mean know how to counter one but for your sake let’s say he has one. However both the shield and emp protector are needed to be activated by him by voice . And as people said Batman has no trouble in tricking Ironman.

3/Villian in Batman DC that like Ironman – Toyman, Lex Luthor -

4/ Psychology warfare is something everyone use in a fight and for a rich inventor like Ironman he does not learn it and does not know how to fight against it. If you know that you’re being stalk but cant fnd out who is your stalker it will stress you out when you have to wear a dark suit 24/7 – i wonder how he could take care of his body’s needs – When you at home having a drink and just under your glass of wine there is a note from your stalker would scare the hell out of you.

p/s: Thank you; english is not my first.

Posted by Jacob on March 26th, 2012 at 3:54 am

Im getting kinda tired of the “emp will take iron man out” argument, batman has no way of touching Tony Stark as long as he’s in the suit. If he shut down the suit, Tony would activate a fail safe and Jarvis would reboot it seeing as it’s only the suit being shut down, his super computer is running off a separate wireless system in which he cannot be touched, its over

Posted by Aaron/Nerd on March 26th, 2012 at 1:44 pm

@shank
sorry about the first point, I did misread it I guess. My apologies on jumping to conclusions

Deflector shields dont neccessarily have to keep everything in. There are plenty of examples in scifi that show things going out of deflector shields. Also im not quite sure I understand your point about Batman not having any trouble dealing with that… i might have read it wrong but either way I dont understand that sentence. As for the EMP im pretty sure iron man is smart enough to have an emp protector and deflector shield up at all times. What would be the point of a deflector shield if it wasnt always protecting you?

Thank you for those examples. I couldnt think of anyone who is like Iron Man but those work. I dont know a whole lot about the toyman, but Im pretty sure Irom Mans suit is better and more sophisticated than Lex Luthors. You can say he is similar to Iron Man, but they still arent comparable.

First off I would like to say I do know what Psychology Warfare is, I just dont think it would really apply to this fight. I would also like to state that Iron Mans suit isnt dark, and if you watched the movies you would notice that he had a full heads up display within the helmet/mask, so im guessing its pretty bringht… any way he can see out of it so earths natural brightness will make it so its not dark. As for taking care of his bodily needs, the Iron Man suit has a filter that allows the wearer to get rid of bodily waste without the need of taking the suit off. If he needs to drink or eat, he just pops the front part of his helmet on and satisfies his stomach, and if he senses danger he puts the helmet back down. I would be surprised if he didnt have a immediate danger warning system to keep him protected. Now to continue on to the Physcology Warfare aspect of your argument, you have to take into account that Tony Stark is a very confident and COCKY S.O.B. He believes that his armor will protect him from any danger that might come his way, so Batmans attempts to Psychologically scare him wont phase Iron Man/Tony Stark because he is to cocky to believe he is in danger when wearing the Iron Man suit.

I would like to bring forth another point about Iron Man. You and your supporters keep stating that Iron Man is a drunk with now combat training. As I have said on multiple occasions as well as others who support Iron Man, Tony Stark was able to kick his addiction to alcohol so he could properly function as Iron Man… just to clear thing up. About him having no combat training, during the period that Tony Stark could not wear the Iron Man suit, he received combat training from Happy Hogan, James Rhodes, and our good ol’ american patriot Captain America so hes not a helpless nerd without his suit on… in fact he is able to hold his own when the time demads it. Now im not saying he is Batman with mastery in over 127 forms of martial art, but he knows a thing or two about fighting and combat.

I would also like to bring forth another point about Batman analyzing Iron Man during the fight. Iron Mans suit would analyze Batman as fast, if not faster so Batman’s analytical skills would be to no avail there. Just wanted to point that out.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Nerd,
Aaron

Posted by Shank on March 26th, 2012 at 4:21 pm

@Aaron:
1- Well since we do not know how a shield generator or a emp protector work we cant say for sure that there will be away to turn it on constantly without having any side effect. And the only deflector shield that i know could have something shoot out from it is from Star War, i dont know any from DC or Marvel so i would consider it cant.
2-The problem is not the suit; the target of psychology ware is Tony’s mind. Food, drink is something he has to intake everyday which could very much be poison, of course you could say that there will be scanning but the scanning only known what Tony know or at least what the others know about poison and Scarecrow fear gas or Joke’s gas is not one of them. So Iron man will having nightmare every day till he find out about Batman. Now The suit yes it a great technology but really ^_^; can you really stay there for 24/7 ? specially a person like Tony ? The filter process. I’m not smart enough; but really ^_^; imagining that process is gross me out so i’m sure that Tony wont do that unless the suit has magical power to get rid of body waste.
3-None said Iron man is bad at fighting; but his mind is not for fighting. You could not pitch Einstein to command an army against Hitler. Iron man mind is secure of the fact that his suit will protect him, he never had to deal with much stressful situation like batman where every moves could be your last.
4-The suit could analyze faster; Tony mind – again – is an inventor, a genius inventor however Bruce is a genius in combat and detective. The point is the suit could analyze faster but Tony could not develop the plan to neutralize Batman before Batman.

So back to the point is Ironman will be stuck in prey position untill he could find out who Batman is. Hacking and detective work is out of the question. The last choice is asking others. Superman ? nah i doubt he answer. Ra’s al Ghul ? I hope Iron man survive. So Batman could pretty much do anything he want.

p/s: Lex’s suit quite similar to ironman, though truth that it’s not as good as ironman suit, since it’s run by Kryp which already weakening Superman so Lex does not need others much, but the genius is the same.

Posted by john jack royal on March 27th, 2012 at 1:37 pm

@shank Its science FICTION of course I dont think its real,but in the context of this debate we have to assume that everything works in the way its shown to work.I got my hulk facts from the marvel comics database fyi and if you read his powers you will see that supes stands no chance at all.Iron man would (and i can’t beleive i have to say this again) vaporize bat man in their first fight end of story period………………………….everything else is just for the sake of argument.If this is the movies we’re talking about iron man would go online and discover that the same car bat man is rolling around in was made at wayne industries.He would then learn about bruce wayne and realize that he’s bat man.Iron man would then show up where he lives and blow him to kingdom come.btw iron mans suit is verry comfortable and he can be fed introveinesly he can stay in there a long long long time.

Posted by Aaron/Nerd on March 27th, 2012 at 2:14 pm

@shank
1. I see your point, but since we do not know how a shield generator or a emp protector work we cant say for sure that there is not a way to turn it on constantly without having any side effect. So the unsure argument goes both ways. Also you never hear Tony Stark/Iron Man say turn on the deflector shield because its probably always on… but that’s beside the point.
2. As I explained in my last post, the Iron Man suit has a bodily waste filtration system as well as a way to get rid of it which would allow for the wearer to stay in it for as long as they want. Going on to to the whole poison theory, if Batman were to poison Tony Stark, the enhanced healing factor granted to Tony because of the Extremis Virus would heal him and nullify the poison. Another point I would like to make is if Batman were to poison Tony Stark, that wouldn’t really be them fighting each other would it? Anyone could poison the other one but we are talking about who would win in a fight, not who could poison the other one faster.
3. How has Tony not been in a situation where each move could be his last? He is a superhero which means that he is risking his life on a daily basis for the betterment of the world so he has been in life threatening situations. You can’t say that there isn’t a superhero that hasnt been in life threatening situations cause that kind of comes with the job.
4.Tony wouldnt have to develop a plan to neutralize Batman during the fight because the suit would do it for him. If you read the civil war graphic novel, there is a scene where Captain America is fighting Iron Man, and Iron Man says the suit has recorded every punch he has ever thrown so the SUIT knows what Captain America will do before Cap does. The suit would do the same to Batman, so there is no need for Tony do formalize the plan.

Can you further explain your last point regarding Superman, Ra’s al Ghul, and how Batman can do whatever he wants? It didnt make to much sense.

I would also like to point out things that make Tony Stark less helpless than he seems. Because of the Extremis Virus, all of his organs are replaced and are more efficient. It also grants super human strength, speed, endurance, reflexes and the ability to project electricity and breathe fire. An altered extremis dose was made by Tony Stark to conceal the inner folds of his armor inside his bones and a technologic link to computers. So if Batman were to sneak up of Iron Man without his suit, he could call on the lower layers of his suit to protect him until he could put on the rest of his suit.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Nerd,
Aaron

Posted by Shank on March 27th, 2012 at 6:56 pm

@Aaron:
Your second point: What i mean in body waste is the process is so gross. I mean Tony has to be half naked right ?then ewww… i dont want to think of it at all. The point is that process is not logical unless the suit can open it’s lower part which will be a weak point. I dont know about that virus, and how good the effect could be. But the idea of even your foods is not safe would stress one mind out and that is the point of psychology warfare. And as i had said before; this is not a boxing match, this is a fight a street fight, you win you win, the method is not matter as long as it is your own strength.
Your 3rd point: Common; if your in suit of which even tank cant bust it; then deep in your mind you feel safe. How much risk Ironman take when deal with terrorist or robber ? Batman in the other hand his suit only protect him to a certain point, he only able to survive thanks to his skills.
Your 4th point: uhm… The suit A.I is not that advange to be able to think of the practical plan. In the comic or in the movie; the A.I only give out suggestion base on what Tony program it from data he knows which is least than Batman. And unlike Marvel Heroes, DC Hero is more secrecy. I dont know where Tony would able to find record of how Batman fight. Also no disrespect to Capt A; but Capt A is not trained as much as Batman; Batman took years to become what he is. While Capt just suddenly become like that though he is trained later but i doubt it is as many as Batman.

As i said before we dont say about later development because Batman able to make the suit in Batman Beyond as you know; the suit is pretty much like Tony suit except it does not contain lethal weapon, but it’s can withstand shots, lazer; 10x strength, invisible, flight…… . Beside storing his suit in his bones does not mean his organ is protected. How fast the suit could protect him, Batman learned from ninja school which he could deal the lethal blow pretty fast before Ironman call.

And the point about Superman, Ra’s al Ghul. I mean Ironman does not know who batman is; he has to be in his suit all the time – because as i said above caring a suit in his skeleton and program it voice active does not mean it could prevent a blow on time unless he is wolverine – So Batman could pretty much does everything he plan to Ironman while Ironman cant do anything. You cant shoot something you dont know. Ironman cant not find batman id through hacking or detective work cause- all the best brain in DC in detective and hacking had tried it – The only choice left for Ironman is ask some one. I only know 2 people: Superman and Ra’s al Ghul. Superman wont tell and Ra’s al Ghul is nearly an immortal with knowledge of magic and science at his command so i hope Ironman survive the encounter.

Posted by Shank on March 27th, 2012 at 6:57 pm

@John: Please please learn how to read carefully before you say anything.

Posted by Aaron/Nerd on March 27th, 2012 at 10:44 pm

@shank
I understand that the whole filtration thing is gross and pooping and peeing in a suit would be disgusting, but im pretty sure that Tony would wear the Iron Man suit half naked if his life were in danger. His life is more important to him than not having a perfect place to do his duty. Yes I understand how not having safe food would stress a mind, but Tony Stark isnt a normal person. As I said before, the Extremis Virus has a healing factor so the poison would do very good then. Also as I stated before, Tony Stark is an overly confident and cocky person. He is to cocky to beleive he is in danger, and having the Extremis Virus heal him after being poisoned would make him even more cocky and confident in his safety. Also if you read the very beginning of this this debate, the creator says “So, there is an Ironman movie and a Batman movie coming out at about the same this summer. Both movies will be fighting it out for the top spot this summer. THis got me thinking: who would win in a FIGHT between Batman and Ironman.” Let me say it again if you didnt catch it the first time: This is a debate on whether Batman or Iron Man would win is a fight, and poisoning someone isnt fighting them. I have produced multiple valid counterarguments against your poison theory, but the poison theory couldnt work in the first place because its not part of a fight.
Iron Man is only able to survive against the likes of robbers and terrorist because of his skills too… his skills just happen to be in creating advanced combat suits. Iron Man is still risking his life when hes out there fighting, and if you dont think so then he probably isnt risking his life when he is out fighting Batman either.
For my fourth point, the suit is advanced enough to make a plan. That was the purpose of me bringing it forward in the argument. The suit will record what Batman does when he is fighting him, and formulate counterattacks all by itsself. The suit does not give suggestions, it actually will create a counterattack and execute it without the need of Tony Stark controlling it. Read the Civil War Graphic Novel if you don’t beleive me. I agree with you that Captain America isn’t as trained as Batman, but it doesnt matter because the Suit will still record and analyze Batman’s attacks regardless.

Your lucky that we arent bringing in development, because then I would talk about about all the other Iron Man suits like his stealth suit or even the Hulkbuster suit so lets just keep the time period where it is… for your sake.
For the record the part of the suit that is stored in his bones is telepathically linked to his brain so he doesnt need to call out loud for it to come forth and protect him. There is a frame in the Invincible Iron Man graphic novel that shows Tony Stark calling on not just the part of the Iron Man suit that is within his bones but the entire suit all together in less that a second. Tony was in a penthouse suite that exploded into oblivion and was able to escape as Iron Man unscathed. The suit was on him as explosion flames where surrounding him yet he was still fine so his suit moves pretty quick. Also Batman would be fighting Iron Man, so there wouldnt really be this need for Tony to call upon his suit because he would already be in it.

Also Iron Man wouldnt need to find out who Batman is because the only way Batman would have any chance at beating him (which is zero I might add) he could only do it face to face, so once Iron Man has Batman in his sights its game over.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Nerd,
Aaron

Posted by Shank on March 28th, 2012 at 6:57 am

@Aaron:
Your argument is not clear. If ironman is cocky as you said he wont take enough precaution to input filtration for his suit. And like i said before the more proud and cocky a person is the more weak points he has. Poison works, even though not so well but to be torture mentally everyday is not a good thing for a person like Tony. Anyway as i said before a street fight is not a boxing match; it only consider the result; and after a full time torturing course i’m really doubt that Ironman could be the as sane again.

You dont understand my point. For example Einstein built an in-destructable tank and he drove it into a battlefield against foot soldiers; he did not need much courage did he, how much did he risk his life ? If a person does not use to the sense of dangerous then when dangerous comes he cant react fast enough. And if Tony as cocky as you said, I doubt he consider his life at risk.

Again; you dont see my point. The suit able to record Capt but Capt is not Batman, Capt only known a fews, and his only weapon is the shield. Batman way of fighting is capricious, and he has a a lot of strange tools. It is not for fun that DC Villains alway try to get batman utility belt. And the suit need to record first series of attack then develop the plan which could be already too late, or he change style, A.I is just A.I, their thinking is logic but not exactly practical. You dont get hit by the punch then think of a plan to dodge it, you need to think ahead in a fight, This is what Batman always the best at.

Uhm.. Shall we bring the Watch Towers ? which Batman design with all the weapon and shield ? i dont think you want it do you. And again he needs to know where the target is.

Now the suit even if it’s link to the brain; Tony needed to recognize the danger, the bomb, the fire, all are the danger he recognized – 1 frame of picture does not mean 1 sec ^_^ -. And as i have said over and over again; this is not a boxing match or a lucha wrestling match. There is no idiot that walk around with a bull eye on his back, Batman wont run of to Ironman in his suit, He could just come up in one of his disguises and slip the dagger through Ironman heart, the suit could protect him later but it’s already too late.

Posted by TopKing on March 28th, 2012 at 11:54 am

*Sigh* Ok, look you guys. This whole list of unnecessary poisons, filtration, food, and the such is horribly irrelevant. I can clearly see your emotions are getting the better of you, which brings me to my first point. Batman is a skilled detective, scientist (practically), martial artist, and like someone, though I can’t recall who, said it before, he has information on how to neutralize every JL member. Now for a fight, we aren’t considering whether this is in the DC Universe or the Marvel Universe, because we all should know here that depending on the Universe they’re fighting in, powers and abilities could decrease or increase. So for the sake of this fight, assume we’re in a free Amalgam Universe where the writers had no influence on the events that took place and we let the heroes fight freely. Now from here on out, just assume the position of a person analyzing statistics of a controlled variable. One uncontrolled variable here would be whether this is a fight between Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark, or Batman and Iron Man. If it is the former, Bruce has it in the bag. If it is the latter, Iron Man has a better chance, but it is now even. Iron Man’s strength increases in his suit, but remains feeble without the suit. Right there is a determining factor, but let’s assume that it’s just Iron Man versus Batman. By the way for all of you who said Iron has no real fighting experience, he does practive MMA a bit. So now, lets analyze Iron Man. His suit has all these wonderful technological advancements equipped to them plus the possibility of it being indestructible TO BATMAN (Hulk/Doomsaday would pulverise that tin can). Batman on the other hand is a man without fear (usually), he is always prepared, and he, for the most part, doesn’t let his emotions get the better of him. Iron Man, being is as cocky as he is, if he sees he is losing, he’ll start getting mad and fight sloppier and sloppier. Now a big problem Batman would have would be getting through that suit. It isn’t like he can just rip it open and pummel Iron Man to a bruised pulp. I, in what I’ve seen from Batman, will survive the first fight long enough to analyze Iron Man, escape, build something better that counteracts everything Iron Man has, and beat him. Both of these men have tech that can help them each study their opponent (not enemy since they’re both heroes) and learn their background, strengths, and weaknesses. Once they do this, this fight might end up being a long one given they will both be one-uping each other every single fight. Now after all the destruction has been wrought, in my own opinion, I believe if it came down to Batman fighting in his own version of a Hulk-Buster, and Iron fighting in his Hulk-Buster, Batman’s Martial Arts experience will overwhelm Iron Man. All he has to do is immobilize Iron Man’s limbs (tear them of the H-Buster) and the fight’s over. Or vice versa. Lastly, this isn’t a fight to the death, so rule that out.

Another point I would like to bring up, stop bringing up the whole “Batman beat Superman” argument. Superman is an overpowered boy-scout, which makes it easy for even Iron Man to take him down, mainly because boy scouts play by the rules. Even when Supes is mad, he still won’t kill you. In theMarvel Universe on the other hand, the only equivalent to Superman they have is Hulk (as far as main Marvel Universe characters go). I’m not sure if Iron Man beat Hulk before, but I doubt it. In my own opinion, I think Hulk can beat Superman. 1) because even if Hulk can’t breathe in space, he can still hold his breath for very extensive periods of time. 2) Doomsday didn’t beat btw Superman, Superman took HIM out and died in the process. But what I’m saying is, you don’t send in a Hulk knockoff to do the original’s job. If I remember correctly, Doomsday is a Hulk knockoff? Doomsday can adapt to his fight, but he doesn’t get stronger in a fight. One downside to this is the Hulk won’t get any smarter, but Doomsday will. So now you’ve got smarts against strength. Logic will tell you that, whatever you do with Hulk, you’ll make him mad anyway. If you keep dodging his attacks, you’ll frustrate the hell out of him. This is similar in a fight between normal people. You just want to bash your opponent, but if they keep dodging, you’ll get extremely frustrated. One upside to Hulk’s rage is that it seems as though they don’t tend to hinder his ability to fight proficiently. So now doomsday has to fight Hulk head on, or Hulk will just keep coming stronger and faster each time. Here’s some simple math. Hulk>Doomsday, Doomsday>Superman which implies that Hulk>Superman.

Posted by Shank on March 28th, 2012 at 1:33 pm

@Topking: actually i was trying to paint them the view of the fight. Because it’s like they think it is a boxing match between “Mike Tyson vs Muhammad Ali”. A match where Batman can pretty much do everything he like to ironman before he could think of suit up. I dont remember in war people match up at the position and say let’s start war; they’re sneaky moving troops, using trick, attack the supply.

And about doomsday; actually Doomsday can get stronger too. The alien created doomdays; had cloned him many times to gave him the strength to fight superman. If doomdays is designed to kill hulk the result will be the same, hulk will be killed.

Posted by Aaron/Nerd on March 28th, 2012 at 11:35 pm

@Shank
It doesnt matter if Tony is to cocky to put in the filtration system because it is there whether you like it or not. I didnt make it up, its a part of the suit. Talk to the creators of Iron Man if you think he is too cocky to put a bodily waste filtration system, but its there. As is said multiple times the poison would work because of the healing factor granted to Tony thanks to the Extremis Virus, and if he kept getting poisoned then he would just get food that isnt poisoned. As I have also said before, the poison theory wouldnt work for you anyway because that is not fighting someone, and poisoning someones food isnt fighting them. And dont you dare say that a street fight isnt a boxing match because thats all it is. If two guys got into a street fight, they will punch each other until one of them is knocked out, they arent going to go poison one of their foods and say they beat them in a fight. A fight between superheroes would be less primitive that a fight between two regular joes, but its a fight none the less. They will both play to their strengths, but it will still involve them being face to face.
Iron Man is a superhero which means that he risks his life everytime he puts his suit on. He risked his life when he made his first suit in order to escape captivity because if it didnt work, he was dead. He risked his life everytime he has had to fight extra terrestials because if he failed, he would be dead as well. So the knows the feeling of putting his life on the line. Even if Tony would consider he was out of danger when he was fighting Batman and did let his guard down (which wouldnt happen), it wouldnt matter because it would be pretty hard for Batman to harm him anyway.
I understand that Captain America is not Batman. If Captain America was Batman, then his name would be Batman. I understand that Batman has a different style of fighting than Captain America, but the suit would record Batman regardless. In the Captain America example, Iron Man didnt find footage of Cap on the internet or something, the suit recorded Cap from the times they encountered. It will do the same to Batman. Batman could change his style after Iron Man formalizes a plan to stop the first wave of attacks, and then the suit would do it all over again. And if someone gets hit in the face by a punch, of course they are going to think of a way to dodge the next punch because they dont want to get hit in the face again.
My explanation of the quickness of the suit is hard to understand so I don’t blame you for not seeing my point. If you are in a room that explodes, you are dead within the explosion basically as soon as it happens. My example is to show that the suit is so fast that it is able to protect Tony even as a bomb goes off in the same room as him… and he is able to recognize the danger and call upon his suit in the millisecond after the bomb goes off, and he succeeds in staying safe. That is how quick the response of the suit is. As for stabbing Tony Stark in the heart, 1. Batman wouldn’t do that because he doesn’t kill people 2. That’s not Batman fighting Iron Man is it? That’s disguised Bruce Wayne stabbing Tony Stark 3. Also a dagger can’t get through the Iron Man armor.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Nerd,
Aaron

Posted by Aaron/Nerd on March 28th, 2012 at 11:43 pm

@Topking

Batman would have time to escape to figure out a way to beat Iron Man because there wouldnt be a second fight… Batman would probably be dead.

I do agree with you that if it were Tony Stark vs Bruce Wayne, Bruce would have it in the bag. I also like to point out that Tony isnt actually as feeble as he looks. Because of the Extremis Virus, he is granted super human strength, speed, endurance, reflexes and the ability to project electricity and breathe fire. I just wanted to give Tony the props he deserves but nonetheless, I do beleive that Bruce Wayne would beat Tony Stark, since its Iron Man vs. Batman its a whole new ball game.

Your Friendly Neiborhood Nerd,
Aaron

Posted by Shank on March 29th, 2012 at 1:09 pm

@Aaron:
Sigh…. i had to say again. All fair in love and war. poison enemy food also fighting, psychology warfare also fighting. That is why said batman and any DC heroes alway have edge against Marvel Heroes due to element of surprise. Change the food does not mean it will stop the danger when you cant recognize your enemy.
Now about risking one life, he was already consider dead when he was captured, so he only had 1 choice do it or die. Not much of risking here. After that when he gets home now with the new suit i dont think much risking either. And yes i fought alien of course when facing high danger the risk is quite similar but. With the suit protect him he could withstand some attack, while Batman clearly wont be able to withstand any high weapon. He risk more than Ironman, if he made a mistake he is dead, while Ironman made a mistake nothing risky much; even if it could destroy the suit Ironman still be safe. The point is with the danger Bat faced his sense and reaction is much faster than Ironman was even with the virus.
Now about the suit. It need to record, then develop the plan. Batmans master most of fighting tech including from wonder woman, plus using various of tools and skills like magician – i mean escape and trick not magic -. Do you know how much variety style of fighting that Batman has ? And each plan developed to counter 1 style is weak against another style. If the suit keeps getting hit to recorded and develop a new plan, i dont think the suit would survive long.
The explosion. Actually no; the blast will kill you, force from the blast will break your bones then damage your organs, but as you said Tony store the suit in his bones so his bone pretty much ok therefore he could survive the blast does not mean he could suit up in less a sec. Again it’s a frame of picture, there is no info – truth info from writer – that ironman could suit up in less than a sec.
Guess you did not know, Batmans did kill, just 1 though. Bruce wayne is bat man just Tony stark is Ironman. Whether he using the suit or his disguises. The dagger is to attack when Tony not in his suit, as you said Tony is cocky.

p/s: kinda lazy lately so i wont reply for sometime.

Posted by john jack royal on March 30th, 2012 at 1:32 pm

This thread is getting ridiculess so I think its time we get back to basics.

FACT1 Iron man can kill bat man with one hit.

FACT2 Bat man isn’t fast enough to dodge iron man.

FACT3 If bat man has a suit that can beat iron man he would wear it.

FACT4 Iron man killed captain america.And captain america is stronger (can lift 800 pounds) and is at least as skilled in martial arts as bat man.

FACT5 Iron man was the director of S.H.I.E.L.D witch means he can think on a bigger scale than bat man.

FACT6 Iron man has iron will.He would stay in his suit as long as it takes(his suit is acctually pretty comfortable nowadays) if it means having an advantage over bat man.

FACT7 Nobody and i mean NOBODY can stay completly of the grid.Bat man has information leading back to bruce wayne and iron man would find it.

FACT8 Bat man is very unlikely to survive his first encounter with iron man (RE.facts 1&2) Magic tricks and ninja training aside.So he wont have a chance to use “phycological warfare”

FACT9 Iron man has trained with captain america.(before he killed him obviously)

FACT10 Iron man has withstood a nuclear bomb at 2 percent power.Nuff said.

Posted by TopKing on March 30th, 2012 at 6:49 pm

Ok, look. Batman has fought more powerful people than Iron Man. Even if he hasn’t fought Iron Man, something has led to Iron Man showing up and Batman analyzing all the statistics. Secondly, where did you find the facts for Cap? I don’t really see him lifting 800 pounds. Besides, Superman is much more stronger and I hate to stress the point I was just downsizing, but “Batman has beat Superman before.” So Batman is more than a match for Cap. Cap does know Judo and boxing, but read how many different styles of Martial Arts Batman knows (Note: Judo IS one of them). Marvel.com notes Caps strength to be at the “peak of human efficiency.” Note the word HUMAN, not SUPERhuman. Batman has, and I quote from dccomics.com itself that he has “pushed himself to the absolute pinnacle of human achievement. He’s a brilliant detective who’s mastered fighting techniques the world’s barely heard of. An Olympic-caliber athlete with a plan for every occasion, Batman’s seemingly always five steps ahead of his foes.” This will include the “Invincible Iron Man.” Once Batman has analyzed Iron Man before the fight, which seems very possible, he’ll create an Iron Man suit of his own and win. Sorry to sound bias, but it’s the facts that add up.

Posted by john jack royal on March 31st, 2012 at 5:05 pm

@topking your a fucking tard.”peak human” and “pinical of human achievement” are the same thing. even so Bat man is only as strong as someone his size can be, but cap is as strong as ANYONE human can be.I already trashed the super man argument earlyer but I gues you wernt paying attention.Even I could beat supes ass if i had kryptonite.I got the facts on cap at marvel comics database witch is a reliable source.
And despite all your blustering about how great a detective bat man is you STILL can’t give me one good reason why bat man survives the first fight.your argument is an example of what happens when you let emotions and fanboyism get in the way of logic.

Posted by jeff on April 4th, 2012 at 10:52 pm

You guys have to realize they cant switch armors all of a sudden. They both have to pick one armor. Also, is it first time encounter or before hand researched.
First time encounter: Batman will only have what he usually carries around. Batarang, grappling, etc… He wouldnt carry a EMP. Iron man would have repulsors, can fly, missiles, etc… Winner: Probably Iron Man
Beforehand: Batman would be completey prepared. Iron Man would be prepared but not as much as Batman.
Winner: Probably Batman
If its one on one no armor, bruce would win no problem.
It really depends on the situation, environment, what armor they are equipped with.
Its anyone’s game. Any superhero stands a chance against another. Except Aquaman :P

Posted by Jacob on April 4th, 2012 at 10:59 pm

@jeff well said, i mean except the part where batman could beat iron man with preparedness, batman still doesnt have a tool to penetrate iron mans armour, like i said, even when stark would be emp’d, hes not dumb enough to get out of his suit, if it was no suits, bruce could take stark any day

Posted by lol on April 5th, 2012 at 11:56 am

Jacob, Tony Stark still has a fucking chest canon. Batman favours enormously hand to hand combat.

The bat will get close and nuked in no time, stop the bullshit you are comparing a guy that wears in leather with a guy with the Marvel equivalent of the MJOLNIR Mark VI…with a chest canon for fucks sake.

Is like pitting Batman with an A-10 in an open field without cover and pretending Batman will win.

Posted by Jacob on April 5th, 2012 at 12:20 pm

@lol
Im voting for tony stark dumb ass, all you said was what ive been saying the whole time, read over it again

Posted by TopKing on April 5th, 2012 at 11:54 pm

@jeff
You’re funny man. As a side note, I’d like to say that Aquaman may be one of the most downsized heroes ever, but he isn’t actually much good out of the water. He’s just a strong guy without a little H2O. In fact, in my opinion, I think both him and Namor kinda suck. And also, you’re probably right about the encounter system. But I’m still weighing the possibilities for Batman as he’s able to dodge Iron Man’s blasts and Stark’s power isn’t unlimited.

But on a more related topic, let’s all stop arguing about this. No one is going to give up their side. People who love Iron Man/Batman aren’t backing down from either side. This could go on for 100 years, but no one will reach consensus. We would all have to put these two on some sort of Deadliest Warrior spin-off for superheroes in order to see who wins.

Posted by stark on April 13th, 2012 at 5:06 am

Ok first off. Every ironman arguement is wrong. Yall going with movie ironman vs movie batman. I know EVERYTHING there is to know about ironman. I’m a TRUE ironman fanboy. Ok ironman trained with all sorts of chinese fighting basically foreign fighting second of all emp doesn’t work 3rd of all. All batfag batman I mean sorry would read actual ironman comics and be like holy shet ironman is powerful oh and tony stark vs bruce tony still wins. Just because you know every fighting style doesn’t mean you’re good think about it. Tony vs bruce tony wins. Ironman vs batman. Its not even a fair fight I can honestly say that much. Ironman winner. Batfag batman sorry typo equals dead EVEN if it was a friendly fight. Sorry batman fanboys. You guys know your stuff and so do I. Batman has NOTHING on ironman or tony I’m sorry but the truth hurts doesn’t it.

Posted by stark on April 13th, 2012 at 5:16 am

Replying saying “this is where your wrong” cough cough topking. Yea its not working I’m 100 percent fuggin confident on what I’m saying read ALL of ironmans comics. Batman himself would be like oh man now that’s a playboy. Bruce himself would go gay JUST for tony. Hey I’m just saying simple facts here. Suit on suit batman has literally no chance “he killed superman he defeated ppl like ironman well I have news for you. He clearly hasn’t fought ironman himself now has he. You can throw anything at me bout batfag this batfag that and ill throw some stone cold facts. I’m sorry but its the cold truth. Even batman fanboys have to admit. Batman wouldn’t do a damn thing to ironman. Ironman is literally a walking death machine. End of arguement. Iron man wins.

Posted by Shank on April 13th, 2012 at 6:29 am

@stark: and that is why you are an ignorance idiot; in order to comment, you have to know both so shut your pie hole.

Posted by stark on April 13th, 2012 at 1:53 pm

And this is why ironman wins. Batman fanboys just like guys in tights. Frank castle wins batman I’m sorry shank but I know the tuth stings. So shank stop getting mad at the truth. And if you knew stuff about tony and ironman then why are you arguing. You think you know ironman? If you do then its settled you just basically said ironman wins. End of arguement here. Ironman wins. No real reason to argue to the truth sorry shank end of arguement. Have a good day.

Posted by Jabram Allen (@Disfactor) on April 14th, 2012 at 3:35 pm

It seems that out of this group of writers that I may have been the longest read bat fan since I read Batman at 12 and am now in my forties; the same would go for Iron man. I really like both characters and I tend not to baby either. Bat man has changed over the years and so has Iron man. However, in the real world there are only a hand full of people possessing photographic memory this ability actually beats outright intellect which requires memory as a main component; thus if Iron man also possesses this ability they would be intellectual equals. Neither would have an intellectual advantage over the other.

However in terms of experience, this is where Bat man would outstrip Iron man and quite easily if we are realistic about it. Stark no weapons training, no marital training not marital arts (real combat without a suit), very little physical training and poor over all physical conditioning. Wayne superb physical specimen possessing decades of martial training in bot weapons and hand to hand. Extreme psychological, emotional and physical training is able to perform feats only performed by esoteric masters: stopping his heart, lowering body temp, altering consciousness, has developed a resistance to most poisons common to man in various dosages, etc. No matter how Stark may train, he would never be able to catch up to Bruce in these areas. This also includes strategy and tactics in combat situations. In this areas Bruce is Tony’s superior without question.

In terms of fire power it may prove that both would be equal since both have had dealings with alien tech over the years and ancient gods. However, war also includes intrigue and once again in this Bruce possesses years of experience that Tony does not. Again, Bruce would win perhaps not easily — but he would win! Outside of technology, Bruce is Tony’s superior except in intellect, but intellect is not everything there is also hard work and again Bruce beats Tony in that area, so its possible that Bruce could defeat Tony in terms of technology through sheer effort. For those that want to use tech development in the movies as a means of judging both men’s intellect let me remind you that Bruce reverse engineered the visual sound wave device created by Lucius Fox and miniaturized it and did so long before the movie was over. In fact, Lucius was shocked and amazed and proud that Bruce had done so without his assistance. Yes he was appalled at Bruce’s use for it but, he was still proud of him due to recognizing the level of intellect required to do so, while working a case both physically and intellectually meaning that Bruce had to perform a great deal of multitasking.

What it would really come down to in terms of who would win in a battle between them would be based upon a first encounter or strike and if rather or not that first strike would be a killing one. In that case it could be either men. However, in a battle that occurred after a first strike where both are left alive and in tact it would become a super war that could destroy nations or at least there economies as well as friends and allies not just enemies. But in the end based upon the facts that I just mentioned I would have to go with Bruce not as a favorite, but based upon the facts that I just listed. You have to remember that Bruce is Batman whereas Tony and Iron man are not truly one and the same Iron man is just a suit — without it Stark is dead in the water when going up against Bruce on both a physical and intellectual level due to experience and training.

In terms of Bruce against Cap, Bane and Deathstroke if Bruce ever decided to up utilized the procedure that transformed Cap and Deathstroke in to super soldiers all bets would be off since Bruce would design a process that would incorporate the super soldier procedure with the procedure that Stark undergoes later in his history to upgrade his body to fully control the Iron man suit. I would hope that would one day be the case, but there would be many friends and foes that would shudder at night knowing that Bruce now [possesses that kind of power.

Posted by TopKing on April 16th, 2012 at 11:27 am

@JabramAllen
I cannot argue with a man with 28 years of experience in comics. So, I ask you this: Since you pretty much wrapped up this simple debate with sheer knowledge of both universes, tell us who would win between Hulk and Doomsday.

Posted by Jabram Allen (@Disfactor) on April 17th, 2012 at 2:37 am

Although it pains me to say it, Hulk would be defeated by Doomsday. Yes, according to both Marvel and DC comics the Hulk has never been able to defeat Superman. Throughout various crossover issues,Hulk has never been able to bend, dent or shatter the “The Man Of Steel”. A closer match match for the Hulk would be Solomon Grundy who is also unable to defeat Superman and like our beloved Hulk suffers from a lack of intelligence. Doomsday was originally created by alien scientist as a super soldier capable of destroying Superman level aliens and their civilizations.

Therefore, because of this creation background Hulk would be defeated by Doomsday quite easily. In fact, Superman himself was unable to defeat Doomsday and could only imprison the monster by leaving him at the edge of time by utilizing mother Box to do so. The only Marvel characters that would stand a chance against Superman would be Silver Surfer, Gladiator, possibly Thor and of course Dr. Strange due to magic being a major weakness for Supe’s. In short, Doomsday beats Superman, Superman beats Hulk! In terms of Hulks I prefer a emerald Goliath with brains and complete sentence structure.

Posted by TopKing on April 19th, 2012 at 3:39 pm

I always had that inkling in my gut that this would be the fight Hulk loses. Who do you think a good match for Spiderman be?

Posted by Iron Man Fan on May 5th, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Iron Man would totally win a fight beacause what would Batman do sneak up behind him with his stealth and then what, punch iron, and if he uses his grapple gun and ties Iron Man up then Iron Man could just burn it right off with the blast of his chest cannon and if Batman uses a Batarang it would bounce right of the iron and barely make a scratch and an explosive Batarang wouldnt do much damage either because Iron Man took a tank missle to the chest in Iron Man the movie and he just simply destroyed it with a tiny missle like 50 times smaller and he cant use his stupid, worthless electric tazer cuz Iron Man took Thors Thunder in the movie Marvels The Avengers and it only powered up his suit to maximum power capacity and therfore batmans weopons wouldnt do anything. If they were outside then Iron Man could just glide up and shoot him with heat sensing missles or repulser blasts or even the red lasers he used to stop all the Hammer Robots in Iron Man 2 or he could go down fight him (and batmans hits wouldnt do nothing to his iron) and then knock him out, carry him to the sky which he will soon freeze cuz of the atmosphere like in Iron Man 1 and drop him and he will fall to his death. And how is Batman smarter, he didnt even create his suit that other guy in The Dark Knight did the Morgan Freeman one because Batman couldnt take the rotwieler bite so he told him to make a new one and hes the one who creates his gadgets and stuff while Tony Stark enrolled to the MIT at age 15 and got two majors in physics and engineering was easy for him and took his fathers Stark Industries over at age 21. He created 16 Marks (Iron Man Suits) and created his first one in a cave with a bunch of scraps and destroyed the whole base and escaped. In Iron Man 2 he re discovered and created a new element. Hes so tough he managed to beat Obedieah in Iron Man 1 with his suit that wasnt even built for battle and had 44 percent energy left and Iron Monger was a much stronger Iron Man suit and he managed to outsmart him and take of his targeting system and in Iron Man 2 he dodged all of Whip Slashes slashes and easily took of his power. Unlike Batman who cant even stop a freaking clown with no powers or weopons just a simple gun and he got Rachel killed and created a new enemy which is Harvey Dent a.k.a Two Face. Iron Man is actually brave enough to reveal his idenity and make his STARK tower out in the middle of Manhattan in Marvels The Avengers and Bruce Wayne just lives in a cold, damp, crummy Bat Cave cuz hes to pussy to show his face. He even told Harvey to make up that hes Batman so no one would get all suspicious. And Tony Stark actually has a sense of humor while Batman is all serious and changes his voice to sound all manly. And how is Batman richer when he lives in a cave and Mansions arent even cool anymore and al he has is one butler and he dosent even get laid. While Iron man has Jarvis and robots and gets laid every once and a while and he has a house next to the coast in Iron Man 1 and 2 and he has his STARK tower in Marvels The Avengers that gets damaged and he rebuilds it again and has the technology to build 16 suits and all the weoponary on the with repulsers, missles, lasers, charge beams and even in his helmet he has a targeting system and it tells him info about his enemy and wow batman has batarangs,grappling hook,gas bombs and smoke and he cant even fly just glide of a building and a batcar while Iron Man had Ferraris,Corvettes,Lamborghinis and he even had a Bugatti at the end of Marvels The Avengers. In Marvel The Avengers he made Loki surrender just by showing him all his weopons, fought Thor and got him calm,saved the flying S.H.I.E.L.D thing, confronted Loki without his suit, flew into the mouth of that big flying alien in the trailer and blew up its intenstense, headed towards the aliens coming from the portal and blasted most of them and he even stopped the nuke from hitting manhattan by carring the nuke missle into space from the teleporter and destroying the whole alien base and came back down ALIVE. What did Batman do save a ship full of criminals and ran away at the end cuz hes a pussy. And Tony hacked into Hammer industries, S.H.I.E.L.D, and into a pilots jet to change the music and he has those light floating pictures at his house to let him move it around and create stuff with it and Batman just has a computer and Batman cant hack the Iron Man suit cuz of jarvis its unhackable. So Iron Man could easily find his Bat Cave. Therefore Iron Man is better and could win a battle against Batman.

Posted by dc4life on May 5th, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Dude, all you guys do realize that for one we are talking about Batman/ Bruce Wayne vs Ironman/Tony Stark
secondly they are basically the same people there is just a couple of differences. Batman/Bruce Wayne is a master in almost every kind of fighting style and studied more subjects than Ironman/Tony Stark, and like so many of you keep saying is at peak human ability. As for Stark with out a doubt we can assume that he is a better inventor seeing as how he was inventing things at a way earlier age, but lets not forget that Batman is set during a different time period even still Batman is still a genius inventor. Now lets not forget Stark isn’t at peak human ability and basically has an man made heart , not only that but Bruce is also very tactical. But with the suit Stark does have almost super strength. Now that that is all cleared up Stop bringing other heroes in the mix. FOR FUCK SAKE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT IRONMAN VS BATMAN ONLY. All other heroes don’t matter at all. and to settle this little dispute they wouldn’t fight each other. Obviously since they are so smart the would both look up the other ones profile and find out that they both are good guys, and if they did fight for some odd reason it would start off as a tie then Ironman would start winning, seeing as how Batman is also skilled at escaping he would go to the bat-cave find a way to beat Stark and then come back only to barely beat him. END OF DEBATE YOU BIASED JACKASSES .

Posted by Iron Man Fan on May 5th, 2012 at 11:16 pm

To: dc4life
How would Batman manage to escape if Iron Mans suit could help him see through the smoke and could simply catch up to him since he can fly like super sonic speed and even if he did manage to escape how can he find a way to beat Iron Man. He cant cuz when he comes back Iron Man could just easily shoot him with his repulser blast or use his mini missles to lock on his open part of the mask and finish him off so therefore Iron Man could just easily do that the 1st round.

Posted by Mo on May 6th, 2012 at 5:51 am

to all those rooting for Ironman, I must inform them that Batman has everything Ironman has and more. If the need comes, he will pull out a stronger, lazer blast shooting suit that can go head to head with Ironman’s suit (examples: DC Universe Online Future Batman suit/The suit he used to defeat Superman in the comics). ANd I think its unanimous that Batman is the better hand-to-hand fighter between the two (I wonder if any “normal” human superhero is a better martial artist than the Bat). The only scenario where Ironman can win is if he was fully equipped against a normal Batsuit Bruce, but considering that Bruce Wayne is already the world’s greatest strategist (example: his contingency plans to destroy every member of the Justice League), that just won’t happen.

Posted by dc4life on May 6th, 2012 at 1:35 pm

To: iron man fan
dude lets not forget, like i said, Batman is set in a different time period. Not only that, i’m pretty sure seeing as how he the smartest man in the dc universe he most likely has a bunch of escape routes hidden all around Gotham. And if Ironman, for some weird reason, wanted to attack Gotham and he flew their he would be detected easily by Batman’s computer and i’m pretty sure that the Bat would get his suit that is basically the same as Ironmans. Now don’t get it twisted like i said he wouldn’t win easily. But i do understand what you are trying to say head to head ironman vs bat with the regular suit their is a higher chance that he may win, but lets not keep forgetting master at almost everything a person could ever want to learn. that means better fighter, better strategist, master at escaping (which to be honest i have barely ever seen the Bat to use smoke as an escape tactic) and way smarter. Oh yeah i almost forgot the Bat can use more of his brain than anybody on the planet and can comprehend better and quicker too. Ironman needs a computer to do that for him.

Posted by Iron Man Fan on May 6th, 2012 at 4:38 pm

To: Mo on and dc4life
Batman dosent have anything what Iron Man has. He dosent have the new element he created in Iron Man 2 nor the red lasers he has that cut through anything nor all the missles, beams, repulsers or the ability to fly. And Batmans hand to hand combat wouldnt do shit cus hes fighting IRON which he would just hurt his hand in the first punch and Bane has kicked his ass (yeah worlds greatest fighter my ass) and Iron Man has more suits too. He has the Hulkbuster suit used to defeat The Hulk and the Thorbuster suit used to defeat Thor and he even has the Stealthsuit that can turn invisible and cant be detected through the naked eye nor electronic devices so he could just suprise Batman and shoot him with the red laser. And his beaten Iron Monger and Whiplashes Iron suit and those suits are better than Batmans Iron suit so yeah that wont help at all. So Iron Man could get his Forcefield suit glide up and shoot Batman and Batman cant throw projectiles since he has the Forcefield suit so yeah Iron Man can stratigize too. And Tony didnt use a computer to build the iron man suit in the cave and the other guy just followed what Tony said he didnt come up with the idea and he got two majors in physics something ued to determine anything so yeah his computer tells him what he already knows like in Iron Man when he shouts “i know the math just do it” so yeah hes appearently just as smart and a better inventor since Morgan Freeman invents all of Batmans suits and gadgets. And all you guys say is hell beat him with strategy so tell me exactly which strategy would he use huh??

Posted by Iron Man Fan on May 6th, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Oh and by the way Iron Man can easily scan through Batman find out that hes Bruce Wayne and therefore use it against him cuz thats Batmans weakness and Tony dosent really have a weakness only Pepper Potts and alcohol is not his weakness cuz he abused cuz Stark Industries was going down but then he invented the Iron Man suit and just stopped and even if it was alcohol then what will Batman do, set it down and wait for Iron Man to come get it. And to all you people that say Batman can just sneak up in disguise and kill him, how would he do it. Tony Stark usually spends his time working in the Iron Man suit or working at his home and if Batman were to try and kill him the JARVIS would detect him. And Iron Man can just find Bruce Wayne, not Batman, and easily kill him and Bruce cant do anything cuz his identety, i mean thats how Hugo Strange captured him in Arkham City so yeah Iron Man has strategies too. And were talking about Face to Face fighting like Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat. Iron Man would surely woop his ass then.

Posted by dc4life on May 7th, 2012 at 3:41 am

To: iron man fan
Dude you are complete and utter idiot, shut the fuck up, read the comics, look at the shows, and then you can talk, you stupid little shit. AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES BANE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH BATMN VS IRONMAN, AND HOW THE HELL IS HIS REAL IDENTITY HIS WEAKNESS, IF ANYTHING HIS WEAKNESS IS THE FACT THAT HE DOESN’T KILL, AND HOW WOULD STARK KNOW BATMAN’S REAL NAME JUST BY ONE SCAN. WHEN YOU’RE DONE BEING A BIASED PIECE OF SHIT COME BACK THEN WE CAN CONTINUE THIS DEBATE TILL THEN FUCK OFF I’M IGNORING YOU.

Posted by dc4life on May 7th, 2012 at 3:45 am

AND FYI STARK HAS GOT HIS ASS KICKED MORE TIMES THAN BATMAN

Posted by dc4life on May 7th, 2012 at 3:49 am

OH AND BEFORE I FORGET, THE HULK IS UNBEATABLE YOU FAG SO HOW COULD HE BEAT HIM

Posted by Iron Man Fan on May 7th, 2012 at 8:49 pm

Wolverine kicked his ass you fuckin dumbass and so did Iron Man damn read your comics fucktard and yeah but batman isnt the worlds reatest fight if bane kicked his ass so did a fucking clown and mr. freeze poison ivy Penguin and other gay villians

Posted by Iron Man Fan on May 7th, 2012 at 8:54 pm

and its his weakness cuz he dosent eant any one to know it you dumb piece of worthless shit and yeah stay quiet that just proves i won the debate and iron man coul just shot his gay ass face and fucking destroy him and if he tries something else iron man would still kick his ass you dumbass and it is in the comics fucktard i bet your fuckig gonna go look it up or something you gay fagget

Posted by Batman Dies on May 9th, 2012 at 1:46 am

Far Range, Batman would die coz of Ironman’s missles.
Close Range: If Batman wants to get close to Ironman, Ironman just fly up the sky and drop Batman like a pie.

IRONMAN WINS… !!

Posted by Shank on May 10th, 2012 at 10:26 am

Lolz; so much Iron man fans here; and what all these idiots were talking about the stupid movies. Man… what a laughing stocks. These idiots think that as long as a nerd could get into a tank he could beat a Delta specialist.
An alcoholic without any fighting experience could beat the master of all by just get into a tin suit, yeah……… it’s a delusional dream of any lazy, half ass human out there.

I would love to know how tin man could find our who Batman is ? May be because they have a brain of a 5 years old – let’s face it a 8-10 years old would have basic science knowledge to know that it’s impossible – .

Posted by dc4life on May 17th, 2012 at 10:02 pm

To: iron man fan
did you get all F’s when you where or in school or did someone drop you on your head as a baby or maybe you are just simple stupid. Either way learn how to spell bro because after i read that i don’t even know why i’m arguing with you about this. It’s obvious something is wrong with your brain

Posted by dc4life on May 18th, 2012 at 1:37 am

To: iron man fan
and the next time you want to call me a gay fagget remember, i’m not the one that can’t please his bitch, and i most likely fucked your bitch.

Posted by Iron Man Fan on May 20th, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Wow way to change the subject and by looking at my spelling just proves you gave up and your trying to find something else to beat me with haha your so fucking pathetic.

Posted by Clownprinceofcrime on May 24th, 2012 at 7:53 am

Batman:EMP bitch
Iron man:Shit nononononono!!!
Batman drops EMP stark cannot move batman wins

Posted by Clownprinceofcrime on May 24th, 2012 at 7:59 am

why is everyone taking shots at batman villians. They are probably the best villians in comic books today with joker, riddler, Bane, scarcrow etc because they aren’t far fetched OP aliens or some shit and batman uses intellect to stop them. Also though Bane broke Batmans back in the comic book whats name has slipped my mind; he returns and kicks bane ass. I stand by my original statement of a EMP woud force Stark out of his suit at which point Batman would DESTROY him.

Posted by Clownprinceofcrime on May 24th, 2012 at 8:24 am

To:Iron Man Fan
You are stupid don’t compare them on movies alone because they are not 100% accurate. Batman is richer than iron, more illteligent, a better character and overall better than Iron man. DEAL WITH IT!

Posted by SAM on May 26th, 2012 at 6:02 am

Iron man in my OPINION because that’s al this is only the writers can make the facts would win unless bat man could get his hands on one of the emps developed by tony stark. And as for bat man being smarter than iron man that is a void argument with iron man being learned in just as many things as bat man for example archeology when looking for mandarins power rings, and if it comes down to batman and iron man fighting theirs either been a large mis understanding or a fair amount of manipulation as even in the marvel dc crossovers they are allies. At the risk of waffling on I don’t think their would be a decisive winner as both have to much going on for them and would juste think of a way to counteract each other’s actions :-)

Posted by will on June 6th, 2012 at 1:47 am

it is iffy and depends who is prepped first. if its bam dropped on it would be tough but iron man would have uper hand. with any prep at all batman would win even if he just holds off iron man with explosive batarangs long enough for his butler to make a emp hacking device (i ttake it iron man is normal EMP immune) and once the suit is powered down its dead weight were batman has superior skills in martial arts.

if we assume both people are in electric nanosuits (bats suit in modern time is close to this) both are EMP shielded and can absorb energy beams which in the universe is not to out there then i would still say bats only because iron man uses bullets and lasers where as a batarang is a ARMOR PIERCING kinetic item with an explosive on a easy to manipulate flying device. if that manages to stick into the suit then it would do series damage and as we saw in dune kinetic objects should be able to bypass energy shields.

in the end though remember this. iron man built his suit to fight with (sometimes against) thor and hulk. batman TRAINS to fight superman. he also plans how to kill his allies and enemies if needed. batman is always ready for any situation. not to mention if push came to shove he has kryptonite to evolve him, a GL ring he has the willpower to use (has to borrow it since he gave it back) and a captured yellow lantern ring that did choose him until he let scarecrow use it (he reclaimed it after but does not want to be one)

Posted by Kevin on June 7th, 2012 at 9:44 pm

I’ll start by expressing my opinion. Batman would win.

First off the movies are an invalid source of info. Iron Man’s story is based in the future and Batman’s in the past/present, which makes Iron Man’s tech way more sophisticated than it really is over Batman’s. Second Batman’s utility belt literally has a gadget for everything; EMP, explosives, disruptor baterangs. Batman is a master strategist and ninja and his ten years of training give him a large advantage over Iron Man even with Iron Man’s technology. Batman’s suit is heat insulated making all tracking missiles unusable (for tracking at least, they can still be used without lock on targeting). Batman also has no use for a flying armored suit, that’s why he has one that he doesn’t use his fighting style is greater complimented by a light agile suit. Batman also has an entire fleet of airplanes that he could remotely use against Iron Man and his array of suits, making the army of suits advantage obsolete. A good example of how batman would beat Iron Man is the Amazo fight from Batman: Under the Red Hood. He uses a plastic explosive to blow the robots head off. Using his ability to hide in the shadows he could easily use whatever gadget he has to shoot Iron Man with a puddy explosive similar to the Hong Kong scene in The Dark Knight when he blows out the windows of the building. (I know I said movies are obsolete but just an example to help understand what I’m saying.) Batman is in every way equal to Iron Man and superior in intelligence with all important subjects taken into account. (science, tech, battle strategy). But I do know certain circumstances would give Iron Man huge advantages like open fields and daylight. By the way, you can’t just drop Batman to his death, he can glide, or grapple. You have to also remember Iron Man’s peripheral vision is very limited by the helmet, limited in body articulation by his suit, and he is vulnerable to high voltage. And the argument that Tony was smarter as a child is invalid, he was good in tech only and by the time they are adults Batman has pushed himself to excel in everything from literature to rocket science and is very self disciplined while Stark is reckless and irresponsible, which in my mind is what loses him this fight. In the end I believe this would be a very circumstantial fight but that Batman would have the upper hand in the majority of those circumstances.

Posted by Shank on June 10th, 2012 at 6:34 pm

No point in talking to Ironman Fan; all they can use it 1 think; a super suit that make Iron man like superman without Kryp weakness. They hardly used their head at all.

Posted by Jacob on June 11th, 2012 at 9:26 am

Everyone, shut the fuck up!!!! And stop saying fucking EMP because that doesnt explain how batman will hurt tony in the suit. And dont you think tonys recklessness will make him more dangerous in a random super hero scrap?

Posted by Shank on June 12th, 2012 at 10:36 am

@ Have you ever in a Full Plate suit without training ? it’s quite heavy for a nerd like Tony; and the Iron man suit is much more heavy; an EMP would render the suit stop working and Tony had to use the strength he does not have to move it; so he will be a sitting duck. Recklessness is a double edge sword, and without tactic or battle experience it would lead to more failure than succeed.

Posted by lol on June 16th, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Ok how does Batman deliver the EMP? Because the only way he could use it to affect Tony without possibility of Stark didging it would be in AoE style. And what if Tony has a reserve battery in case Batman could pull out that trick?

I love how Batman fanboys just decide that Batman is crazy prepared for the fight but Iron Man can’t. If it were a second fight then yeah Batman could beat the crap out of Stark here and there. Difference is, Batman doesn’t kill people, but Stark does so…unless Batman wins the first time which I highly doubt as you are comparing a guy in a BDSM latex suit with Optimus Prime, the second chance will not happen because Batman would be too busy collecting his pieces of brain from the pavement…

Posted by Shank on June 17th, 2012 at 8:42 pm

@1st learn how EMP work; it’s not a missle or a gun shot.

2nd It’s not a BDSM suit; try to read the book carefully; it’s a body armor suit; reduce the hit from gun shot. And how many time we read that Iron man ever prepared anything ? Why we had seen that Batman had prepared in every occasion; Idiot people with no brain like most Tin man fan boys though that the utilities belt is over rated. What their brain cant comprehend is Bat not and idiot one trick like tin-man blazing to any call; he did quick research knowing who he’s going to face and prepare his utilities belt against every opponent.

3rd The suit Tin-man wears made of normal material; it’s not indestructable cause Hulk can smash it so easily while he could not destroy wolverine. So please a type of acid would do a trick to destroy that stupid suit. And without the suit he is just a useless nerd.

Posted by john jack royal on June 22nd, 2012 at 1:53 pm

@shank That was the HULK you frickin tard! Can any of bat mans weapons destroy a tank? If not then he is useless against iron man.

-Iron Man is faster.

-Iron Man is stronger.

-Iron man is smarter.

-Iron man is cooler.

And judgeing by your comments you are obviously 10 years old.

Posted by Shank on June 28th, 2012 at 6:15 am

@Did you ever read Batman comic ? please read thems.

Ironman is faster with the suit.

Ironman is stronger with the suit.

Ironman is less agile even with the suit.

Ironman is less intelligent – cause he can only good in 2 subject chemistry and physic – Batman master every subjectt

Ironman is an alcoholic with a celebrity ego.

Judging by your comments; you are a useless nerd who never try working hard to archive anything.

Posted by john jack royal on July 1st, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Nerds are smart dumbass thanks for the complement .Even if bat man knoked out tony stark without the suit, the suit could still deploy and take control.Have you ever heard of the sentient armor?Of course you haven’t because you are a useless idiot who beleives that “regular people can be super heros too.”And im glad that you finally admit that iron man is stronger.

Posted by ME on July 4th, 2012 at 1:04 pm

With prep batman would destroy ironman without trying, without prep it would be a fair fight but it depends on the location to who would win. In an open space iron man would probably win(taaaank missle)whereas in a cluttered environment such as a jungle/forest batman would win because he could sneak up behind iron man (due to his ninja skills and suit + iron mans limited vision) and stick some explosives around iron mans neck. If we go into te fights both have been in previously batman would win since he has beaten both superman and darkseid.
Plus batman has better movies

Posted by john jack royal on July 6th, 2012 at 12:07 pm

I agree to disagree on the point about movies.
Tell me this, what explosives,that are small enough to carry, are powerful enough to damage any part of iron mans armor.True it would be more difficult for iron man in a forest but that doesn’t mean that that iron man can’t burn a forest down (bat man is not fireproof).As for bat man’s feats (super man darkseid) that was pure PIS (plot induced stupidity) In these fights,we’re trying to determine what would happen between these to characters with no plot ,no character induced stupidity(ie.bat mans unlimited utility belt) and certainly no deus ex macina.Realisticly there is absolutely NO WAY bat man can compensate for iron mans strength,witch is thousands of times higher than bat man.He can’t compensate for iron man’s speed,fire power,battlefield experience, and he isn’t so much smarter that he can greatly out manuver iron man(he isn’t smarter at all or else he would have and wear armor as good as iron man’s,but that’s just my opinion).
Over all this is a battle of bruce lee vs an f 22, a terrible mismatch, and it’s gone on far to long.

Posted by ME on July 8th, 2012 at 11:36 am

A small yet powerful explosive isn’t out of batmans development range, plus where the neck and head join is a weak spot, plus the EMP factor, batman is smarter than iron man because he has a wide range of fields, amazing dedication prowess and the ability to see areas of weaknesses. Plus the character is better and so are his enemies

Posted by john jack royal on July 8th, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Bat mans enemies are street level phycopaths and bat man himself is a wangst factory.All im saying is that it would be a heck of a lot easier for iron man to kill bat man then vice versa.Iron man 9/10.

Posted by ME on July 9th, 2012 at 2:45 pm

At full strength and both have all the gadgets or equipment they have ever used… Batman would win (green lantern ring)

Posted by john jack royal on July 9th, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Iron man(thor buster, infinity gem)

Posted by ME on July 9th, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Not the gauntlet though, and the batphone to call superman :-)

Posted by john jack royal on July 12th, 2012 at 10:30 pm

Thor>super man

Posted by Shank on July 15th, 2012 at 5:00 am

1st Thor’s abilities are not magic; dont be an idiot. Cause through comic they explained his race and knowledge is just more advange. The Marvel comic idiocy messed up big time about Thor power.
2nd Superman is weak against magic; that does not mean he cant beat the crap out of it.

@John: 1st : Look up defination of about Nerd; retard.
2nd: The suit take over and control ? Lolz wow delusion much. And sentinel armor ? 1 question is it indestructable like wolverine claw ? if not it still be destroyed.
Now to the main point. You are a retard idiot without knowledge. Go up and research about tank ammunition and see in the real world there are hell a lot of explosive and acid that are smaller and more powerfull than a tank. Batman armor is fire proof look it up again idiot. And please only an idiot nerd would think batman belt is unlimited. Batmans has more field experience than a stupid A.I . Ironman is a retard in combat and tactician, without any knowledge of fighting, he get away thanks to Marvel stupid idea of making the armor to bullet proof him. His movement is extremely slow and got shot more time in 1 comic than Batman in his whole series. And end point; you had proven you are a retard. Can anyone imagine Ironman flew around fighting Gotham ? Ya he will destory and kill more people than he could help anyone. Bane will rip his stupid head of before his suit could count 0-1. Joker will put a pernement smile and his face.

Batman fight street psychopath ? He fought Killer Croc with only with his body and will while the whinny spiderman having hard time with all the super strength and senses. He fought Mr Freeze with nothing more than his knowledge and skill.

p/s: Last time remind you; “Knowledge is power” so please read or at least THINK before talking Jack or you will make a fool out of yourself Jack

Posted by ME on July 15th, 2012 at 11:07 am

Well said XD

Posted by will8898 on July 17th, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Whatever little bitch wrote this is biased as shit we all know that iron man would win. suck a dick

Posted by john jack royal on July 17th, 2012 at 1:03 pm

You fucking inglorious moron shank.

I don’t know where the fuck to begin.I’ll start with spider man since he’s my favorite superhero.Spider man would destroy killer croc with one punch.Let me explain why since you obviously know fuck all about super heroes.Spider man fights the Lizard who can lift 12 tons,bat man fights killer croc who can lift 2 tons.
HMMMM witch is better? 2 tons or 12? Yeah I REALLY have to think about that.And the thing that makes your point really retarded is that we’re talking about iron man who can lift over 100 tons.Bane?He’s even weaker than killer croc.Joker? One laser to his face. It’s the DC writers who are stupid.Instead of giving bat man actual super powers they give him PIS. Instead of having him use a suit like iron man they give him MORE PIS.

Iron man took a goddamn nuke to the face at 2 percent power and survived.Witch means he could take 50 nukes at full power.And it’s sentient armor retard not “sentinel” it’s the same computer Ultron uses,ever heard of him?

Your completely stupid for thinking iron man has no tactical ability.He once was the secretary of defence to the United States.And Im going to say this one more time for your stupid little brain;Iron man was trained in hand to hand combat by Captain America.

All Iron Man would have to do in the end is wait for bat mans stupid little bat signal and tank missle his car
when it shows up.

PS.Thor does have magic you stupid fuck.Anyone could tell you.
And even if he didn’t (witch he does)Doctor strange ALSO has magic.Thor>superman Doctor Strange>superman

Posted by ME on July 17th, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Batman beat superman AND darkseid. In a crossover superman beat Thor and iron man is shit. EMP’s would take him out. Also with prep batman could beat spiderman quite easily.

Posted by john jack royal on July 17th, 2012 at 7:24 pm

Dude.Your as bad as shank.Spider man could smash bat man with or without prep.Look up the thread cause’
Im to tired to explain again why emp doesn’t work against Iron Man.
Also can super man beat thor AND doctor strange at the same time?I think not.

And before you come back and say bat man is smarter than spider man,explain to me why spider man has made both a bullet proof suit and a stealth suit,better then anything bat man has.

Posted by ME on July 18th, 2012 at 4:09 am

Spiderman could not because he is SHIT he isn’t as strong, he is about the same agility wise he isn’t as smart and his tech isn’t as good. In terms of iron man a specilised EMP built by stark can stop the suit. Bats being bats could easily recreate this is a day. Also not in fighting batman is a much deeper and better character, the yin-yang thing with them is brilliant. Does iron man have that?NO.Does any other comic book character have this relationship with a villain which is carried out as good as this?NO. Batman is the better of the two.

P.S if batmans tech includes the GL ring iron mans pretty much fucked due to him being able to be a pretty high GL if he wanted to be.

Posted by john jack royal on July 18th, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Spider man is the best comic book character period.You want to talk about yin yang? Venom.And he’s yet another person who could kill bat man and joker, with or without prep, day or night,with both hands tied behind his back.Bat mans tech does NOT include the gl ring(if it did he wouldn’t be bat man he would be green lantern)and even if he had it iron man still has the infinity gem.To iron man EMP aint shit,hacking aint shit,
green lantern aint shit,and most importantly bat man AINT SHIT.

Posted by ME on July 18th, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Spiderman the best character? Just no. And batman vs Venom:
Batman: hey venom guess what
Venom: what?
Batman: Tiny metal triangle BITCH!
Venom: NOO my one weakness, vibrating metal

Plus iron mans suits are vulnerable to EMPs because it’s the only way stark can stop them. Hence they can be used against him.
Best hero- Batman
Best villain- Joker
Best relationship between characters- batman and joker.
FUCK YOU

Posted by BLASTERMAN on July 18th, 2012 at 5:44 pm

LOL IVE JUST BEEN READING THIS THREAD FOR AN HOUR.

you bat man fans are so dumb that its not even funny.Only bat mans little boys could think that
bat man could survive for more then a second against tony “iron man”stark.i got a laugh when you
were talking about martial arts being better then lasers when one laser could destroy the bat cave and any one in it.It was also funny when you said that venom could be beat by a little metal triangle when in comics yo need a special sonic gun to kill venom.i mean come on whos better?a cool looking black monster with teeth and a epic tounge vs a stupid emo clown.back to tony stark,he gets laid SO MUCH MORE then bat man.also his girls are hotter, gweneth paltrow FTW.i hope you little bat man boys aka “wanabe robins”keep going with arguing that bat man could win cause, everytime you post you make bat man look stupider and stupider.

Posted by ME on July 19th, 2012 at 4:49 am

Leader wouldn’t work properly iron man can’t target batman because of his suit. And why would you want to be a robin? Out of three one has died and the other was turned into a mini joker.
Joker is a much better villain than venom( who also isn’t as good as carnage). Iron man is shit venom is shit and marvel is 95% shit

Posted by john jack royal on July 19th, 2012 at 1:14 pm

No dude YOU’RE shit.I like what blasterman said about joker being an emo clown,seriously Joker
why so emo?What is this crap about iron man not targeting bat man?I aint never heard of any bat man stealth suit.Spider Man unlike bat man has a real stealth suit and iron man unlike bat man can actually turn invisible.
Also Venom can turn invisible.It seems like the only one that everyone could see in this fight is bat man.
Your just mad cause bruce wayne has a smaller dick than Tony Stark.And Peter Parker.And Eddie Brock.
And also 95% of the Marvel universe.

Posted by BLASTERMAN on July 19th, 2012 at 3:10 pm

TONY STARK FTW .BAT FAG SUCKS DICK

Posted by ME on July 19th, 2012 at 5:12 pm

God your such pricks falling for the “iron man has a metal suit do no one can kill him” idea. Also venom is rubbish compared to carnage and most people rate joker as THE best villain. But since most marvel fans consider only how ridiculously overpowered the character is I’m guessing you think TOAA is the best character ever. Batman is better he could beat iron man ( the not being able to target him being down to iron mans tracking system being infrared and batmans suit disgusting all infrared radiation from his body) also batman has a metal catsuit which is superior to Starks, or he could just borrow some fear toxin from scarecrow, pick which one you like.

Posted by BLASTERMAN on July 19th, 2012 at 11:46 pm

im not saying no one can kill iron man im saying batfag doesnt stant a chance.
your a prick and a douce bag for thinking that bat man can beat anyone no matter what.
your right about carnage but carnage could also kill joker and batfag.
fear toxin?you got to be crazy. iron man has hours of air and also a machine virus that protects him from poison.
catsuit?this isnt a sex thing were talking about who would win a fight.plus the avengers was such a better movie then dark knight.

Posted by john jack royal on July 19th, 2012 at 11:48 pm

He’s just mad cause’ everyone knows that bat man has a teeny tiny ding dong.

Posted by BLASTERMAN on July 20th, 2012 at 1:04 am

BAT MAN SUCKS TEENY TINY DING DONGS LOL

JINGLE BELLS BAT MAN SMELLS ROBIN CANT GET LAID XD

Posted by ME on July 20th, 2012 at 8:12 am

I’m not saying batman could beat anyone (hulk Thor galactus etc) I’m just saying with prep he could beat ironman. Also I’m not saying the joker could kill carnage I’m just saying he is the best comic book villain.

Posted by BLASTERMAN on July 20th, 2012 at 4:40 pm

THE JOKER IS A BORING ASS EMO CLOWN

Posted by ME on July 20th, 2012 at 9:03 pm

*palm to own face* the joker has been voted continuously in the top three villains of all time only surpassed sometimes by lex Luther (I have no idea why he is there) and magneto. Also he is not emo he is a murdering psychopath, sociopath, scitsophrenic (sorry about the spelling) and pretty much anything else ending with path. He is nowhere close to emo, you clearly need to get out more if you don’t know what an emo is.

Posted by john jack royal on July 21st, 2012 at 12:28 pm

joker is a fucking emo.The only reason he’s so overrated is because most people who take those polls are idiots.Green Goblin is such a cooler villian then joker.

Posted by BLASTERMAN on July 21st, 2012 at 1:01 pm

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Posted by ME on July 21st, 2012 at 3:52 pm

I’m sorry but the green goblin is one of the worst major villains.

Posted by john jack royal on July 21st, 2012 at 11:33 pm

The Green Goblin ended the crappy silver age of comics with the death of Gwen Stacy.
Whine to someone else about the jokers teeny tiny ding dong. It’s not our fault that the Goblin could break every bone in jokers body.

Posted by ME on July 22nd, 2012 at 5:39 am

Yet again someone referring to a fight, the joker spreads more chaos than the green goblin could ever do, he is elusive and very difficult to catch whereas the green goblin either finds spiderman or tells him where he is

Posted by john jack royal on July 22nd, 2012 at 3:54 pm

One pumpkin bomb spreads more chaos then joker ever has in his entire life.

Posted by ME on July 22nd, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Nah, I doubt that. He’s better at doing why he does than anyone else and he’s a more interesting character than most villains, as far as spiderman goes the green goblin mad never interested me much, I prefer carnage and doc oc

Posted by john jack royal on July 23rd, 2012 at 1:16 pm

That’s just because your an idiot.Green Goblin fucking ended the silver age of comics.
Although Venom is still my favorite.BTW every single spider man villian mentioned here,could kill any bat man villian.

Posted by ME on July 23rd, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Nah, green goblins tech isn’t advanced enough, and venoms weakness is too easy to recreate. And while we are on villains who do you think would win killer croc or lizard(just asking because I know close to nothing about lizard) and the joker is a legend amongst comics since he came in (especially after the killing joke) and if your going into how well known villains are most are going to lose to the joker

Posted by john jack royal on July 23rd, 2012 at 8:29 pm

Lizrd would win.12 tons>killer croc 2 tons.
none of bat mans enimies knows about venoms weakness and even if they did it takes a rocket shuttle(in comics)to be loud enough to stop him.Goblins tech is better then jokers tech idk what your talking about.

Posted by ME on July 24th, 2012 at 3:05 am

Green goblins tech isn’t as good as batmans that what I meant. And if you give batman a day he’ll be able to come up with a sonic gun thing to stop venom. And carnage is better than venom anyway so why are we on about venom instead of carnage?

Posted by john jack royal on July 24th, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Because carnage consistantly gets his ass beat despite his power.He is insane and stupid,like joker.
And goblin could kill bat man with one pumpkin bomb.Or with one punch.Or with one finger.Or just by zapping him with his gloves.

Posted by ME on July 24th, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Or alternatively batman could disrupt his glider and have him fall 1000ft to his death, yet again the goblin doesn’t have super strength just the upper range of Popsicle human strength like spiderman. Batman has the best strength of any normal human on the planet and can beat any Olympic athlete at their sport. Plus he can dodge bullets

Posted by john jack royal on July 25th, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Pure PIS how could bat man magicly disrupt goblins glider.Are you kidding about the strength?Goblin can lift 9 tons.9 TONS!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by ME on July 26th, 2012 at 2:01 pm

if he can disrupt MR Freezes tech he can do the same with goblins plus he has the batplane or the bat from TDKR which is miles better than GG glider.

Posted by john jack royal on July 26th, 2012 at 8:30 pm

Like hell.Stop embarasing youself.I tried arguing with logic and it just doesnt get you anywhere with batfags.
Bat man sucks.Period.

Posted by ME on July 26th, 2012 at 9:07 pm

No marvel is the fucktatd universe. I know let’s give all our Heroes and villains super healing powers so they can’t die or super advanced suits and make them impervious to anything. Whereas DC use tact and make most of there character intellectually interesting such as the batman and the joker, this makes them better more three dimensional characters rather than the overpowered shit that comes from marvel. Don’t say anything about superman being overpowered because he was one of DC’s first characters. and if batman can kill superman, wonderwoman,bane,flash(who is faster than spiderman), GL, darkseid and pretty much anyone else wo isn’t a god in the DC universe what makes you think a stupid man in a tin suit could possibly do to him? Or a man dressed as a spider perhaps? Superman or darkseid or even GL could crush either if them in a fight. And joker is still the king of comic book villainy. no matter what a stupid marvel fanboy such as yourself thinks, Mabel on the whole aren’t as good as DC, there characters are shallow and poorly based. And to be honest I’m quite shocked either apocalypse or galaxy’s hasn’t come up somewhere, these two character also show that marvel are too focused on a characters power rather than said characters development.

P.S. the dark knight rises is a miles better film than the avengers it’s like 2008 all over again.

Posted by ME on July 26th, 2012 at 9:08 pm

Wn it said galaxy near the end I meant galactus

Posted by Aaron/Nerd on July 26th, 2012 at 10:52 pm

All of you Batman fans need to stop saying that Batman would beat Superman in a fight. The only way Batman could beat Superman is with Kryptonite, which he only finds out about later in their crime fighting career. Batman has no idea about Kryptonite the first time they meet, and if they fight there is nothing Batman could do to stop Superman from ripping Bruce’s head off with his pinky. If you don’t believe me or if I haven’t convinced you, read Justice League #2 when Batman his entire “unlimited” arsenal stored in his utility belt on Superman without making the Man of Steel so much as blink. There is no way he could win.

Posted by Kevin on July 27th, 2012 at 3:32 am

I’ve been following this post for two months now, receiving e-mails for every new comment posted and I can’t help but notice it has gotten way off topic from Marvel fans pitting Batman against any and all people they can think of, so I thought I would contribute. Also I’m taking out character traits so it’s basically like the heroes will be villains in that they’ll kill but Batman still doesn’t use guns. For example Green Goblin would kill Batman because Batman doesn’t kill, and wouldn’t know this fool in a Goblin suit means business, but in my scenarios Batman doesn’t hold back right from the start, like he usually does. I think I explained that good enough
Just batman in general against anyone.
People have pointed this out but I would like to also. With enough time and research Batman can beat just about anyone besides overpowered monsters like Goku, Galactis, Thanos, or Doomsday. Also I’m just going to say this; I think DC should have rebooted Batman with some sort of mutation or some shit that would explain why he is perfect. Even give that mutation to his side characters, because in all honesty Batman isn’t human. No person could go through as much shit as he does and live a healthy life. He’s just too perfect, too impervious.

Batman vs. Spiderman
This is one fight where as a Batman fan I just don’t see any way where Batman could win. Even with his hiding in the dark strategy Spiderman knows when someone is going to attack him, and is fast enough to get out of the way, so it would be impossible for Batman to land a hit unless he used a lethal explosion type attack or got a LUCKY shot in with a Taser or something that would knock out Spiderman in one hit.
Spiderman would most likely win.

Batman vs. Green Goblin
I think this is probably the most even fight but I don’t know much about Green Goblin outside of what Wikipedia says, but I’ll do my best to weigh in. I know that Green Goblin is super-human strong but as far as meta-humans go he’s relatively weak. I also only know that he uses pumpkin bombs, a glider, and blades and shit. He’s where I’m confused he’s strong but still relies on toys, which makes him seem weak to the non-Spiderman fan, like myself before right now. So I’ll break it down. Fist fight with no toys. Green Goblin’s strength and healing factor is a bit too much to overcome. It’s like Superman where one hit would probably put Batman out for the count only without the magic green rock to Batman’s advantage. Batman would still have a chance but advantage Green Goblin by at least 80%. With toys, I think Batman has better toys and skills with his toys. So sure Green Goblin could throw his bombs, but Batman could hit all of them with Baterangs because that’s just what he does. Also the point someone hade about Batman using his disruptor against the glider is a good point and might take away GG’s speed advantage. I believe this is a flip of the last fight where Batman would win most of the time but more like 65% of the time because he doesn’t have the same advantage as Green Goblin did in fists only.
Depending on how you look at it you could say chances are they have toys and say Batman would most likely win or say Green Goblin would win because he has the better average percent. But it would be a close fight. I think Green Goblin’s mental health is the one thing that would give Batman a slight advantage if he exploits it.

Batman vs. Venom/Carnage
Okay I grouped these two together because they are exactly the same (don’t fight it; they are because people eat the evil doppelganger shit up). This one is interesting because Venom is kind of like Superman where he is really strong, but kind of dull (I think they are both dumbed down to give their adversaries a chance because both have been smarter and got progressively dumber), and has a really easy to exploit weakness. Now thinking like Batman I would see this thing is a monster, and probably think of it as not human. But here’s where I’m conflicted. Does Batman know that if you light a match or bang metal sticks together (Nightwing would be use-full here ;) that Venom turns into a little crying bitch? It would really come to prior knowledge but if Batman knew what to do he would light a match before Venom could throw a punch. If not then Venom could easily overpower Batman. Advantage goes to Batman because he only has to find the (very obvious) weakness once. I would just like to point out how dumb the weakness of fire is for Venom and Martian Manhunter for that matter. It’s like no shit fire hurts them, like at least for Aquaman it makes sense, but the other two not so much. That is all.

Green Goblin vs. Joker
I don’t really understand why someone even suggested this this fight because their styles are so different. Joker works really well for Batman because of his style of crime where he hides and lets others do all the dirty work for him letting Batman do detective work to find and take down Joker. (For example, see Batman Arkham City, Batman Arkham Asylum, or any Joker comic ever.) It just works to make Batman interesting. While Joker is known to be a Good fighter, he is no match for Batman or Green Goblin in a straight out fight. And Joker has some cool toys that are good against humans, but Green Goblin carry’s fucking bombs. Whoever suggested this fight is an idiot it’s so obvious GG would win just because Joker is the mental fight not the head on fist fight.

Lizard vs. Killer Crock
While on the outside it seems like a good fight, it’s really not. Lizard is way more powerful because he has a stronger hero. He also has skin just like Crock’s but can heal any damage done to him. Lizard’s really just Killer Crock times ten or vice versa. So this fight is like a Butter Finger, from the outside it looks like a nice chocolate bar, but you bite it and disgusting yellow peanut butter shit comes out and you’re just like wtf is this. (I make fucking metaphors like nobody’s business.)

Here’s an interesting argument I had with my friend
Batman vs. Ezio (or any Assassin’s Creed playable character)
I find this far more interesting because it’s the same style of fighting. It’s like they are fighting themselves. My argument is that Batman has the advantage because he knows more fighting styles, including the one used by the Brotherhood, because he knows every style of fighting known to man, and better toys.

Posted by ME on July 27th, 2012 at 5:58 am

That’s very well done, but now add a GL ring into every fight an then who wins.
I do disagree with the spiderman one though because though spiderman has great reflexes batmans aren’t far behind, and I’m pretty sure batman could whip up a devices that makes his spidey senses fuck up

Posted by Aaron/nerd on July 27th, 2012 at 12:03 pm

I could see Batman creating the sensory disruption device, however he wouldn’t have it on first contact with Spider-Man so it would be of no use.

Posted by john jack royal on July 27th, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Spider mans reflexes are 10-20 times a humans.I know this because Im a big time Spider Man fan.

Green goblin is exactly one weaker then Spider Man at everything IE. 9 tons instead of 10 except for inteligence.That is why he needs gadgets.Not because he is weak (like bat man) but because he needs to be equal to spider man.

Venom is exactly 1 BETTER then spider man at everything except for inteligence.He,like Spider Man has afterimage speed and can one shot bat man on his own sweet time.

Iron man is orders of magnitude stronger then Spider Man Green Goblin and Venom COMBINED.
He once lifted a nuclear reactor that was 16000 tons.

Im not trying to argue that Iron Man is stronger then super man,just that iron man has literaly thousands of ways to kill bat man.

The ONLY chance bat man has against Iron Man,is PIS or plot induced stupidity.The ONLY way bat man could win is if the writers gave him some plot device power that allowed him to match Iron man.

In versus debates you have to leave PIS at the door.Otherwise no one could win.So you have to judge characters power vs power.Only if they are evenly matched do we look at character.

bat man is in no way a match for Iron Man in a fight.No matter witch way you slice it bat mans entire argument is dependent on him escaping the first fight and coming up with a plan.And even that’s assuming that Iron Man is a vastly inferior stradigist even though there are plenty of facts to the contrary.

Therefore,In a mano a mano street fight between Iron God and bat Fag, bat Fag gets vaped in the first few seconds.In a prep fight, bat Fag gets vaped after a few minutes.
Any other conclusion is nothing but biased PIS.

Posted by ME on July 27th, 2012 at 8:37 pm

*cough* batplane
Batman has a metal batsuit that is at least as good as Starks and an EMP can still take Starks suit down no matter how you say an EMP won’t effect him because STARK BUILT ONE HIMSELF so he had a way to stop the suits, so batman could build a similar one in his sleep.
If we are going to go to ridiculous lengths lets say batman calls the JLA and iron man calls the avengers. Who would win? The JLA of course because of superman batman GL and wonderwoman

Posted by Kevin on July 28th, 2012 at 2:16 am

I don’t really consider the GL ring one of Batman’s tools because well it isn’t. Sure he’s had a couple different power rings over the years, but he’s not a member of any Corp. And honestly the reason I think they don’t make him a part of a power ring group is he doesn’t need it. He is smart and skilled enough to handle things with the gadgets of his and Lucius Fox’s designs. It’s kind of like what I said in that story book I wrote before, he really isn’t human. Like if you read his comic or watch his cartoons he has abilities far beyond “better than Olympic athletes”. I kind of wish they just told us like it was. Something like how while it took hard work to learn everything he knows how to do, he is slightly super human with a slight healing factor and a legitimate super genius. Or how about have him use Lazarus pits like Ra’s al Ghul to explain how this man goes through so much without fatigue and like in TDKR destroying all his cartilage. I feel like that would be a bit more believable. It’s really kinda funny, the fake, non-existent healing pits are more believable than “he just works out a lot”. Also I stand by what I said about really standing no chance against Spidey, it’s just a match-up that would never ever go in his favor, and disrupting his spidey-sense would be way more difficult than disrupting Iron Man or Green Goblin’s tech. Maybe someone else knows. Is their a way to disable the Spider-sense? Like a high pitch noise or something? I’m more of a DC fan so I don’t know the fine details like that. Please answer if you know a for sure yes or no, thanks. One last thing I saw someone say that Iron Man’s suit could lift 16,000 tons and I am calling absolute bullshit. He is a human inside of a suit made of steel. Maybe the Hulkbuster Armor could probably lift that or a little more because that is 32,000,000 pounds, and that suit is huge and can take the Hulk. And that same author was going on and on about plot induced stupidity when he pointed out one for Iron Man the paragraph before. I understand it can be a little bit far fetched for story’s sake but that is too far. Actually I just looked it up and his peak is 100 tons in his regular Iron Man suit (caught you in a lie) which while is a lot, but I can accept for the sake of it being fiction.

Posted by Aaron/nerd on July 28th, 2012 at 2:27 am

@kevin
The Venom and Carnage symbiotes can both disrupt Spider-Mans Spider-Sense… However Batman is in possession of neither so it wouldnt help him out

Posted by Kevin on July 28th, 2012 at 12:23 pm

Thanks but I meant like has anyone been able to recreate that ability in a way that Batman could use against Spiderman in a hypothetical fight.

Posted by john jack royal on July 28th, 2012 at 2:47 pm

@kevin
Look further up the page.Someone listed all of iron mans powers off the marvel comics database.
Look where it says override.HE ONCE LIFTED A 16000 TON NUCLEAR REACTOR WHILE HE WAS ON OVERRIDE.And even if 100 tons is his normal maximum DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMN.bat fag is screwed.

@ME modern planes can resist emp dipshit.Know your stuff before you come off like a retard.

Posted by Kevin on July 28th, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Even if he did lift that once in the comics it would still be physically impossible for his suit to lift that much. It’s not like you can just add power to stuff and make it stronger. everything has a weight limit from the structure itself. A hollow suit with a relativity thin outside layer would probably buckle at 50 tons or less. Like I said before I can accept that it’s a comic book and let him lift double that, because he’s the hero and has to do unbelievable things for the readers. Just look at the illustration, it’s seriously like him lifting a large office building. It’s more silly than me trying to say Batman could just punch Iron Man through the suit and not break every bone in his hand. A good comparison would probably be one of those really small ants trying to lift a full grown six foot man. Make the ant as strong as you want and it won’t prevent his little arms from breaking off. Or Wolverine before the metal was put on his bones. His regeneration allowed him to lift close to 1000 pounds but his bones limited him. If Iron Man had an Adamantium or Vibranium suit I would say maybe he could lift that much if he hooked up to the reactor he was lifting. But he doesn’t, he’s limited to a steel alloy that protects from bullets and explosions but is not indestructible, especially to pressure

Posted by ME on July 28th, 2012 at 8:55 pm

I like Kevin and iron mans suit isn’t large enough to carry an EMP resistant device as it is too small and would temporarily describe that shitty thing in his chest killing him. I am also not ruling out the batphone calling superman to flick iron man to death.

Posted by Kevin on July 29th, 2012 at 1:11 am

Thanks. Just two other points I left out before. One, this picture is clearly from the silver or bronze age of comics and that is why he can carry a ridiculously incredible amount of weight. (The silver and bronze age is where DC and Marvel were all like “fuck logic! We’re going to make our guys do impossible shit because our *only kid audience* is stupid!” *Not really just kids*). So you know it was when Iron Man was moving office building sized nuclear reactors and Superman was pushing planets out of their orbits. Also I looked back at Iron Man’s page on the Marvel Database and I was going to mention this before but his highest limit is 5000% regular strength on override. I made a computation error before because of the percent where I thought that made his overall limit 5000×100 tons or 500,000 tons so I was like bullshit but whatever. Then as I was leaving for work I realized my mistake, face-palmed, and I said, “that was a percent, so it’s only 50×100 tons or 5000 tons.” So that would mean that that reactor was over three times his highest strength that he can “very dangerously” approach. Last times I checked 3.2 x “very dangerous power limit” = dead. And that’s leaving out the fact that the suit would buckle and snap his little arms at what I “guestimate” would be 50 tons or less.

Posted by ME on July 29th, 2012 at 11:07 am

Do you know what I’d like to see? A DC vs Marvel fighting game. That would be amazing.

Posted by john jack royal on July 29th, 2012 at 12:49 pm

@kevin
You can’t apply real world physics to comic books.For one thing there are real world metals
IE.carbon nanotube, neutronium, that can resist the pressures your talking about.But it’s pretty retarded to say that a superhero can’t have impossible powers.Dude it’s a comic book.If they say that iron man can punch holes in the fabric of the universe then that’s what he can do.Period.

@ME Technology gets smaller dipshit. That’s the whole point of iron man.He’s hundreads of years ahead of the curve.If emp could stop him that easily EVERYONE WOULD USE IT.Besides,does bat man carry long range emp that could hit iron man thousands of feet in the air on his belt? If not stfu.

Posted by Kevin on July 29th, 2012 at 12:58 pm

I said I could accept impossible but not stupid. A man in a metal suit lifting 100 tons = impossible but acceptable. A man in a metal suit lifting 16,000 tons = impossible and just plain stupid.

Posted by john jack royal on July 29th, 2012 at 1:21 pm

@ME Your right a marvel vs dc game would be badass.

There is one point I forgot to bring up.Bat Man doesn’t kill people.Every method bat man fans have suggested to beat Iron Man (witch wouldn’t work anyway) would kill tony.The only way for bat man to win is to break his one rule.And if he won he still loses because he would become the thing he hates.

Posted by Kevin on July 29th, 2012 at 1:39 pm

About the game, too bad they wouldn’t make it because neither company would want to have to deal with the other company fighting to make their side better than the other. But if they did even, by splitting the makings 50/50 they’d both make bank.

And this fight is a hypothetical one to the death so I don’t really consider that a factor. But if it was it might be a small problem.

Posted by ME on July 29th, 2012 at 3:15 pm

How about a electric laser cannon on a satellite, that could take iron man down he is like the richest man I the world it’s within the capabilities of his comapany

Posted by john jack royal on July 29th, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Again,it would have to be powerful enough to kill stark just to get through the suit.
Bat Man would’nt be willing.

Posted by mat on July 30th, 2012 at 2:21 am

batman equipment is no challenge for iron man equipment , fanboy

Posted by ME on July 30th, 2012 at 5:19 am

Iron mans equipment are all weapons like missiles and guns whereas as batmans are pretty much everything. And what good is a thermal targeting system like iron mans if your opponent has a suit that blocks all thermal energy coming from him?
Yet again batman has the best pice of equipment. A batphone to call superman to flick iron man to death

Posted by john jack royal on July 30th, 2012 at 11:23 am

Dumbass.Do you not get my point? bat man CAN’T KILL STARK.The same way he can’t kill joker.

Also I find it hilarious that you admit that in the end bat man would NEED to call super man because he can’t do the job himself.super man also doesn’t kill so good luck with that.

Posted by Kevin on July 30th, 2012 at 11:44 am

He could use his brass knuckles made of the Nth element from Thanagar. That’s basically DC’s equivalent to adamantium or vibrainium.

Posted by john jack royal on July 30th, 2012 at 1:21 pm

And he will be reaching Iron Man how?

Posted by Kevin on July 30th, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Assuming they’re not in a big grassy field, it would be pretty easy for Batman to sneak up behind Iron Man with him being a master of Ninjitsu. I guess it could go something like this. Batman throws a gas pellet and is shielded from thermal because of his suit. Drops dawn a manhole cover or into an ally way. Pops out of a different manhole. Ascends a building with the Batclaw. While Stark is searching glide, dive-bomb him, and punch him in the face with his Nth element knuckles, tearing off the face shield and taking away most of Iron Man’s targeting, high speed, and flight capabilities. Without Jarvis and his computer face stuff telling him what and how to do the smaller details of targeting and dodging, and protecting his face from wind if flying, he loses all but his repulsers and strength, unless he wants to shoot blindly and risk innocent lives. Batarang to the face Batman wins. (It would be more of a fight than that I just didn’t want to write any more)

Posted by ME on July 30th, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Yeah, fuck superman the overrated cunt. Who needs to call him anyway.
Batman>ironman
TDKR> the avengers assemble
JLA>avengers
DC>marvel
Joker>every other comic book character

Posted by ME on July 30th, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Also when his faceplate is ripped off he can be victim to gas attacks such as fear toxin that will drive stark out if his mind as he does not have batmans willpower.

Posted by john jack royal on July 30th, 2012 at 4:53 pm

The fuck? Iron Man will be thousands of feet in the air firing missiles.
Fear gas? Iron Man has Extremis remember?

Avengers w/Red Hulk,Doctor Strange and Thor>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jl w/super man,green lantern and flash.

Posted by ME on July 30th, 2012 at 6:38 pm

Seriously, superman vs all of those
Superman throws them into sun, all but Thor die, superman beats shit out of thor. Done. You don’t even need anyone else. Plus if iron mans faceplate is off he can’t fly because there is no point(he can’t see batman) singe is forced to ground level hence fear gas can get to him easily.

Posted by john jack royal on July 30th, 2012 at 9:32 pm

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC.Thor has it and Doctor strange has it.

Also bat man needs to rip off Iron Mans faceplate BEFORE he gets in the air.Besides if bat man got that close
Iron Man would punch him in the face.Did you know that Iron Man has a spider sense?No you didn’t
because you are an inglorious freakin tard.

Posted by Kevin on July 31st, 2012 at 1:42 am

First of all the going up in the air and raining down the missiles tactic would never work in a city environment because of the possible innocent bystanders.

I knew that Iron Man had a spider sense but it also says it isn’t as refined as Spider-Man’s, and he often doesn’t act on it anyway because he is too overconfident in the suits undeniably great protection it provides, and because he likes absorbing bullets. That is where Batman would have him. Unless Tony already knows Batman has the weapons capable of breaking the suit and the skill to get himself close enough to use them, he won’t take the unnecessary measures until he knows Batman means business. Although i don’t really consider the movies great source material because they often make our beloved superheroes dumber and less powerful than they really are, the first encounter with Whiplash in Iron Man 2 is a perfect example. He doesn’t think any other countries’ teams of scientists are close to being a match for him so he sees a guy with electric whips and thinks, “this guy must have miles inferior gear no problem.” And at the start of the fight he gets his ass kicked for it. After getting his portable suit mostly destroyed he finally puts in the necessary effort to defeat Whiplash which is probably what would happen with Batman. A fully prepared Iron Man would easily be able to take down Batman, but that’s not in his nature. Tony is a lazy fuck until he doesn’t need to be as far as being a superhero goes. (on his business design and engineering side it’s not as bad, but even still he could have built that suit long before he did). Batman on the other hand gives 110% at everything because that’s in his nature.

Posted by ME on July 31st, 2012 at 5:20 am

Don’t know about dr strange but in a crossover superman beat the shit out of Thor though he wasn’t worthy enough a lift his hammer. Yet again batman is smart he would have done research on iron man and found all of tony Starks and the suits flaws so he can exploit them and also it’s strengths so he can overcome them or find a way to remove certain strengths. Sensors wouldn’t work on batman because he’s batman. With the combo of his suit and his skills he is nearly impossible to detect using tech. Spidermans is a different thing to ironmans when it comes to batman because it’s biological and unless batman has a special disruptor for it it can’t be blocked.

Posted by john jack royal on July 31st, 2012 at 2:38 pm

“sensors wouldn’t work on batman because he’s batman”Shut the fuck up.

Ever heard of Deathstroke?The guy bat man has NEVER beat?He has this thing where he can think faster then everyone else.Iron Man has the same thing.It’s called “hyper velocity impact” and it lets him think of complex stradigies in seconds.That,combined with his spider sense,would remove any element of suprise from bat man.Iron Man also has pinpoint weapons he can use in the air to avoid harming civilians.

There may be ways that bat man could beat Iron Man (though I doubt it) but there are a lot more ways that Iron Man can beat bat man.Once again Iron Man 9/10

Posted by ME on July 31st, 2012 at 4:13 pm

No one can beat deathstroke like no one can beat deadpool in marvel THEY ARE IMMORTAL also ironman can’t use his targeting system because his faceplates been ripped off. His suit can’t target batman because of the missing faceplate and jarvis has gone byebye. He can’t fly because his face is exposed so his suit is pretty much fucked

Posted by john jack royal on July 31st, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Re Tar Ted

Who says Iron Man has no faceplate when the battle begins asshole?
Iron Man still slaps bat man like a stepchild.

Posted by ME on August 1st, 2012 at 5:17 am

Read up a few it explains how ironman loses his faceplate render all but his strength and armour left because his faceplate controls everything else such as targeting and sensors. It also leaves his face and breathing vulnerable to gas or objects from here batman owns.

Posted by john jack royal on August 1st, 2012 at 1:47 pm

ASS HOLE

That was hypothetical.We are assuming that Iron Man has all his gear when the battle begins.
bat man would never reach him TO knock off his faceplate in the first place.
Iron Man 99/100

Posted by ME on August 1st, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Listen, stark is a cocky twat so his sensors will be switched off. This allows batman to sneak up on him then BAM no faceplate

Posted by john jack royal on August 1st, 2012 at 3:33 pm

His sensors are always on.So is his spider sense.
Iron Man 999/1000

Posted by ME on August 1st, 2012 at 6:45 pm

It doesn’t matter because roman is invisible to sensors and his “spidey sense” will be some sort of sensor/radar. Batman is better and he has better villains. Admit it.

Posted by john jack royal on August 1st, 2012 at 10:39 pm

Fuck you.
Iron Man can TURN invisible.Literally.And he gets laid at least twice a day.
Iron Man 9999/1000

Posted by ME on August 2nd, 2012 at 5:40 am

No matter how many 0′s you put on the end of a number it doesn’t make him better. And iron man turning invisible is bs how can someone in a BRIGHT RED AND GOLD suit turn invisible it just can’t be done. And what does it matter, he won’t be able to find batman anyway and being invisible doesn’t mask sound. Batman wins. Villains are better, more interesting character and isn’t stupidly overpowered.

Posted by Tom on August 2nd, 2012 at 10:52 am

A question to all of you; i have read a lot of Ironman also Batman comic. I still dont understand while you are allow Ironman to bring his A game while Batman has to come in his normal batsuit; i believe batman has a lot of fire power that even 50 years later it still above current technology; so while he cant use them ?

Posted by ME on August 2nd, 2012 at 12:29 pm

I have nothing against him using all of his tech it’s just the stupid ironman fans saying he has a metal suit so he obviously wins.

Posted by Tom on August 2nd, 2012 at 12:33 pm

That’s what i dont understand; they keep saying Ironman has better equip. But in Batman comic not even cross over; Batman has a lot of powerful weapon and Ironman’s fans do not allow Batman use any of those but his Batsuit and normal battarang. I wonder if have they really read batman comic on just talking 1 side.

Posted by ME on August 2nd, 2012 at 12:38 pm

It it’s not like ironmans indestructible or has only one or two weaknesses like Thor or superman. I mean batman is a lot smarter than tiny stark in all fields except two which they are about level.

Posted by Tom on August 2nd, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Ya; they keep saying Stark has his A.I with every knowledge; but A.I is A.I it will never as smart as Batman; cause it is just 1/10 as smart as Batman it would kick Tony out and use his suit.
And the suit is made out of metal; and as everyone know almost every metal can be destroyed by acid; we do not need big gun to do that.

Posted by ME on August 2nd, 2012 at 1:00 pm

You just need to take out his targeting system and he is pretty much fucked then all that left is waiting for his air supply to run out

Posted by john jack royal on August 2nd, 2012 at 2:36 pm

@Tom The deal is they both have standard equipment.That means that Tony only uses his standard bleeding edge armor,instead of his Hulk/Thor/Phoenix busting models.In turn ,bat man arrives in only his standard bat suit that he usually wears.Also not many metals can be destroyed by acid.And even the ones that can take a really long time.So good luck destroying Iron Mans Ungodly-super-stronger-than-dimond suit that way.

@ME Again,with you I never know where to begin.Your just too bloody stupid for words.
Iron Man turns invisible the same way invisible woman turns invisible.By using invisible force fields.
It doesn’t matter what color his suit is because the force field distorts light AND SOUND to make sure that no one can detect him.And if you come back here saying, “well that doesn’t make sense.It doesnt sound like real science” then you expose yourself as a bigger tard then I thought possible.It is real science,they are working on military applications RIGHT EFFING NOW.And even if it wasn’t real ITS AN EFFING COMIC BOOK It doesn’t have to make sense.So now that we have that out of the way,Iron Man waits Invisible by the bat signal for bat man to arrive and blasts him,in point 03 seconds,before the batfag can react.SUCK IT.
Iron Man 99999/100000

Posted by ME on August 2nd, 2012 at 2:45 pm

A sting enough acid will go through anything and iron mans standard armour doesn’t go invisible it is a later more advanced version.

Posted by john jack royal on August 2nd, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeetaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd.

Acid will not go through ANYTHING.Just no.And if it did then bat man would be killing.Witch he can’t do.
And Iron Mans standard CHANGES constantly.His new standard does in fact turn invisible.
Iron Man 999999/1000000

Posted by ME on August 2nd, 2012 at 5:58 pm

And bats standard consists of everything previous. Also if an acid in concentrated enough it will go through pretty much anything

Posted by john jack royal on August 2nd, 2012 at 8:55 pm

Dude I think your ON acid.

Fine.I won’t point out how stupid the concentrated acid attack is.But The Invisible Iron Man’s lasers will still kill bat man in under a second.How much can bat man really keep in his belt? Not that much.
Iron Man 9999999/10000000

Posted by Tom on August 2nd, 2012 at 9:37 pm

Royal
I dont understand. You said in comic everything can happen. So why Batman can’t make an acid to eat through ironman suit, after all he has mastered in chemistry that he can create antidote for Scarecrow and Joker toxin. And Bat’s equips is not builted later but when he started so they are his standard.

Posted by Tom on August 2nd, 2012 at 9:45 pm

@Royal: You do know that Batman dodged the omega beam from Darkseid; and his beam seak the target out; not even superman can dodge that beam but Batman did. And laser beam is like a bullet straight line so i dont think Batman would have any trouble dodging it. Invisible is not sound proof so can Ironman stay hidden ?

Posted by Kevin on August 2nd, 2012 at 10:07 pm

@Royal: You called him a retard (although he has said some dumb stuff) and then said “Acid will not go through ANYTHING.Just no.And if it did then bat man would be killing.WITCH he can’t do.”

Being an asshole on the internet 101: If you are going to insult someones intelligence, don’t use the incorrect version of words such as; which and witch, to, too, and too, your and you’re, ect. Also there should be a space after periods. Most people learn that in grade school.

Posted by john jack royal on August 2nd, 2012 at 11:59 pm

@kevin stupid is not using perfect gramer and spaces i freely admit to being stupid occasionaly.
REtarded is every single pro bat man argument I’ve heard so far. Acid? as if bat man can manuver a being thousands of times stronger than him into acid. Or if he threw acid, that it could get through Iron Mans force field.And this is beside the point since the acid would eat all the way through to tony. Yes Iron Man is silent while he’s invisible.Something to do with bending sound waves. Iron Man is so out of bat mans league with strenghth and speed alone it’s not even funny.
You seem reasonably intelligent.
Can you tell me why every victory by bay man is achieved by magicly stacking the deck in bat mans favor?
Bat Man is a genius, yes. But so is Stark. Let me put it this way; Who would win in a fight, a martial artist with 6 doctorates and a day of prep with a machine gun vs a guy with 6 doctorates, a day of prep, a tank, and a remote controlled predator drone. That’s truly the difference in power between Iron Man and Bat Man. The only way Stark could lose with so many advantages is if he was completely REtarded. Now that’s doing a disservice to Stark since we see him engage in feats of intelligence at least equal to Bat Man. If bat man is the better fighter why does he have to have so many excuses just to win? Im not saying he’s incompetant, Im saying hes not qualified to fight Iron Man.
Iron Man 99999999/100000000

Posted by Tom on August 3rd, 2012 at 1:00 am

@John:
There are various of occasion Ironman force field felt against doc Doom, and only an idiot would throw out a bottle of acid or spray acid without having something to back it up – deception is an ark of ninja that Tony does not know – Now blocking sound wave ? nop in all ironman comic i have never read that; it’s something you invented.
None of batman win magically stack against his favor; he had paid a lot of time researching method and psychology and resource to develop plans neutralize the JTL. Your sentence is something apply to Ironman cause here is what all logic men see: everything throw against Ironman can be magically neutralize thanks to his technology no matter how unreasonable it sounded.
I will put it easy for you to understand; who would win a fight ? a member of Delta squad with his equipsment or a Physic Dr in a tank.
Tony feats in intelligent all focus on 1 thing his suit which to me all magically and illogically created thanks to the writer. While Batman feats in intelligent is from detective reasoning and preparing.
Tony feats in physic all thanks to his suit which magically has everything thanks to the writer. While Batman feats could really archieve by hard work.
Tony 1 and ultimate excuse to win is “His Super Suit that could stand against everything” which sound like a dream of everyman. Batman excuses are hard work and intelligent which hard to some to use his/her brain to think of.

Posted by Kevin on August 3rd, 2012 at 1:16 am

^What he said,

Posted by john jack royal on August 3rd, 2012 at 1:16 am

@tom Your ignorance of Iron Man makes you a poor debater. You never read about his sound blocking so it doesn’t exist. How about this for ninjitsu;Iron Man can create holographic copies of himself.Love to see bat man chose witch one to fight.Hard work? Iron Mans key trait isn’t his intelligence but his willpower.If you ever read an Iron Man comic you would know that. And so what if Tony’s style of fighting is a super suit that can withstand everything.That’s pretty badass when you say it like that.bat man would never have gotten his back broken if he was wearing a super suit.
And you do know how hypocritical it is to say that tony has everything thanks to the writer?
Dodged laser blasts with his ninjitsu. On television tropes and idioms look up
“mary sue” bat man fits it to a “t”. If this become a war of writing I could easily say that Tony would reverse engineer Prof.X’s telepathic powers (he already reverse engineered the spider sense) and make bat man think he was a 6 year old little girl.Iron Man 999999999/1000000000

Posted by Tom on August 3rd, 2012 at 1:59 am

@John:
1st i dont know if you are a hot head or just plain idiot; read up everything i wrote. And do you know what Holographic is ? you dont need to fight a holographic. Willpower; let’s compare shall we ? What Tony use his willpower for ? staying up late inventing; fighting against his drinking problem; fightin against bad guys with his suit. Now Batman willpower use to fight against Psycho master mind criminal like Riddle; Scarecrow; Joker with just his body and still does not kill a single one – even the hence men – . So who has more willpower, mental power ? Batman.
You really have never ever read Batman comic aren’t you; Bane power is superhuman power; his duration, speed and strength is quite to the Hulk at some level – well he cant reach to the Hulk if he really angry – so even with the suit Bane still be able to rip your Ironman out.
The point i’m saying about writer is how poorly they put their though in Ironman; a genius without any hard work could become hero by magically make a suit withstand everything. That the though of a 10 years old; not worthy of Marvel name.
Dodging the bullet and laser; you really have never do any Xgame aren’t you. When the andrenaline pump in your blood; your reaction will become faster; things actually become slower to you this is not a movie or a show. And to dodge a bullet or a laser you do not need to see it; you just need to know when it is firer cause those can only goes in line.
Now reserve engineering; Did you know batman able to resever engineering scarecrow fear gas; Joker’s gas, and he quite cable to make Bane venom; so would you love to face a Hulk with brain ? Cause Bane venom does not effect his judgment like the Hulk.

Posted by Tom on August 3rd, 2012 at 2:06 am

Oh sorry i forgot to point out about Pro.X no disrespect the guy but Batman had fought and won against many telepath; psychic; mystic master, so feel free mister Ironman

Posted by ME on August 3rd, 2012 at 5:04 am

Thinking about willpower wasn’t batman a high ranking GL when he had the ring? And he can fight off TITAN and scarecrows fear toxin with his will. Iron man is fucked when it comes to willpower against batman, everyone is.

Posted by john jack royal on August 3rd, 2012 at 1:29 pm

@Tom

You lost me dude.bat man is no where near Hulk level. And the best showing for venom drug is 10 tons.
We already talked about fear gas.Iron Man has a face plate.In fact bat man has more to worry about given that his cowl has no mouth cover.The holograms are a distraction.While bat man is confused about witch one to fight iron man will vaporize him.And Im sorry, but you just can’t dodge lasers.I don’t care who you are (unless your flash or Hermes) you can’t dodge a laser in flight.Do you wan’t to know how bat man dodged the omega beams? he was probably already moving before darkseid fired because he saw it coming. He wont see Iron Man coming with all of his invisibility/holograms.
Nice try. But if you can’t give me a logical reason why bat man wins then you’ve already lost.

PS. Prof.X is many times stronger than the best dc telepath.He has the feats to wipe bat mans memory from hundreads of miles away.How will he defend against that? Use logic tom.

Posted by ME on August 3rd, 2012 at 3:37 pm

A hologram would fool him for about a second, three batarangs which everone is hit is the real one.
On a scale of 100 iron mans will is about 80, joker at 83, GL at about 88, batman at 90, the highest ranking GL at 93ish and some god character at 95-100

Posted by john jack royal on August 3rd, 2012 at 4:39 pm

A second is all Iron God needs to kill.
9999999999/10000000000

Posted by ME on August 3rd, 2012 at 5:04 pm

To kill someone his targeting system can see maybe but odds on he’ll miss batman. He can’t target batman remember.

Posted by john jack royal on August 3rd, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Retard. How can Iron Man not target bat man? That makes no sense.
If you can say that bat man can’t be targeted without proof then I can say that Iron Man will use his telepathy to give bat man a stoke.From orbit.While invisible.

Posted by ME on August 3rd, 2012 at 8:42 pm

HIS SUIT HIDES HIM FROM IRONMANS FUCKING SENSORS. Targeting sensors included, and since stark is dependant on his targeting system his marksmanship unlike batmans is piss poor.

Posted by Tom on August 3rd, 2012 at 9:54 pm

@John
You are the person without any logic at all and clearly you have never read Batman comic so stop showing you are a fool and a hot head never read anything clearly. And i dont understand; even an idiot would not right “which” to “witch” seriously typo can’t make the same mistake; and idiot would have fixed when people showed them their mistake; so aren’t you a retard ?

Once again you can’t state anything against Batman using deception to throw fear gas or acid pass ironman defend; cause you’re only defend is technology and technology is flawed.
Why Batman be confused ? He had been in this situation many times; there are many way to find out the real one or hide, etc….. Throw away many smoke bomb which eliminate the holoclone + hide himself is 1; using heatsensore is 1 way to fins Ironman; cause really he has 2 freaking rockets under his feet.
Tony aim is lousy cause he has no experience at all; it’s his suit aiming for him and the suit depend on movement and heat which both is useless against Batman. So Tony has to depend on his luck.
Again omega beam; you are, unlike us, has no knowledge or read about Batman comic so everything you said show you are a nothing, Batman dodge the beam fair and square with his reflex and agility.
You can dodge a laser if you know when it is fire; that is call experience and intuition when you fighting or training for years. Well a lazy person like you would not know it.
And again – this is the 3rd time – you show your knowledge = nothing; in DC there are a lot physic; mystic master; telepath equal or stronger Pro.X

@Everyone: whenever Mister John write something; we should reply idiot then ignore him; cause he clearly had no knowledge of Batman comic to talk with us; while we had knowledge of Ironman comic to talk to him

Posted by john jack royal on August 3rd, 2012 at 10:14 pm

Bullshit tom .
I had to inform you of every single one of Iron Mans powers.
If you want to come on here and play grammar nazi I suggest you learn how to spell “heat sensor”
If your to lazy to spell check don’t lecture others.
What you can’t seem to get through your thick head is that bat man won’t have time to employ any of his usual stuff like smoke bombs.He will be dead in under a second.You cant predict a laser if you don’t know where it’s coming from.Does bat man have a helmet like Magneto? Or Juggernaugt? That lets him block out telepaths?You cant just say “he defeated blabity blah”. If he did defeat those dc telepaths they must have been pretty weak.Cause’ Prof.X would mindrape bats in no time flat.Iron Man 9999999999/10000000000

P.S Please do ignore my post. Id love to see the last post on here be pro Iron Man as it should be.XD

Posted by Tom on August 3rd, 2012 at 10:17 pm

Idiot

Posted by BLASTERMAN on August 3rd, 2012 at 10:24 pm

WHOA CRUD I CANT BELEIVE THIS IS STILL GOING ON

IRON MAN WINS OVER BAT FAGS FOR THE MULTITUDE OF REASONS

1.HES RICHER

2.HE HAS MORE SEX

3.HE HAS COOLER POWERS

4.HIS WORST ENEMY ISNT A EMO CLOWN

5.WAR MACHINE>ROBIN

6.GWENETH PALTROW>KATIE HOLMES

7.EVERYONE WOULD RATHER PARTY WITH IRON MAN

8.HES NOT AFFRAID TO LET THE WORLD KNOW WHO HE IS

9.HE BUILT THE HELICARRIER IN COMICS

10. HE LOVES BEING IRON MAN AND EVERYONE LOVES HIM (except for batfags)

FUCK BAT MAN FUCK JOKER FUCK DC AND FUCK GOTHAM CITY

Posted by Tom on August 3rd, 2012 at 10:28 pm

Idiot + poorly attempted

Posted by john jack royal on August 3rd, 2012 at 10:28 pm

@tom
Whoa! Great comeback!
I expected you to breakdown and cry.

Posted by john jack royal on August 3rd, 2012 at 10:40 pm

Any super hero that needs his fanboys to troll threads and make lame excuses deserves no respect.

Power vs Power bat man can’t take this.He always needs someone to say “well if he had prep…”
Iron Man is ready right fucking now.SUCK IT ALL THE WAY DOWN BAT MAN.

Posted by Tom on August 3rd, 2012 at 11:29 pm

Retard

Posted by Kevin on August 4th, 2012 at 2:30 am

Can you imagine being one of the writers for Iron Man.
Writer 1: “Well we’ve created a foe he can’t beat. Now what?”
Writer 2: “I know we’ll give him a new bullshit power on his suit that’s impossible to actually make *cough* sound blocker *cough*. Then he’ll never use it again but it’ll be there so fan boys can say how tech savvy Iron Man is, inventing impossible shit and what not.”
Batman may have the writers on his side a lot with his fair share of plot induced stupidity, but with you rattling off how many special tools Iron Man has but shouldn’t really need considering he’s in a small tank, just proves that Iron Man is the king of PIS.

The other thing I just thought of was what I’ve been trying to relate my argument to this whole time without realizing it. In “Green Lantern First Flight” when Sinestro is talking to his creepy alien friends who made his yellow fear battery for him, they say as they are leaving how powerful it is with the exception of one imperfection, the user. That is where Batman beats Iron Man, on the inside. It doesn’t matter how much Tony compensates for his shortcomings as a hero with new gadgets because Batman is already the perfect human without fancy toys like a suit and flight, with the exception of vehicles for travel and a few simple weapons and tech to match the more tricky foes. Bruce Wayne trained to be the best, when people ask why Batman is so great if he’s just human, it’s because be trained around the world so he would know all tricks of escape artists and fighting styles, and knows just about everything about things from literature to chemistry. Tony is just, well he has a suit that has a trick for everything and is way stronger than any actual suit could be. I think if it was Batman vs. War Machine, War Machine would actually win because Jim Rhodes is a smarter fighter than Tony. I think honestly anyone would be better to pilot the Iron Man suit because Tony Stark is an idiot. He can build the fuck out of shit, but he won’t use it properly. It’s like how Superman could beat the majority of his foes just by hitting them with a good heat vision blast to the ass but instead chooses to slug it out with his fists for forty pages spreading through multiple comic books. Iron Man COULD vaporize Batman in less than a second, but he’s too dumb to actually think of that.

Batman 999999999999999999/1000000000000000000 <—Chance that Iron Man will think to vaporize Batman before Batman fucks him up without needing a special suit. Also that's more than you ever did, therefore Batman is better.

Posted by Tom on August 4th, 2012 at 4:54 am

@Kevin: Please dont waste your time; cause this is a guy who only know batman from the movie; he has no knowledge of batman at all; wrost of all he has no knowledge of science or sport. He is a disgrace to every Ironman fans come here to dispute. you just have to write different version of “Idiot” whenever his big mouth open

Posted by ME on August 4th, 2012 at 5:07 am

Yup it’s not our fault he’s picked a shitty hero to defend, I mean is tony stark a superhero at all or just an asshole in a suit?

Posted by john jack royal on August 4th, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Keep on posting Im on a roll! XD

At this point Iron Man has already won.Most people on this thread admit that Iron Man has won.
Consider this bat mans funeral where his jealous boyfriends kevin tom and another guy are arguing about who loved him more.And Im the undertaker, waiting for them to stop blubbing on his casket so I can bury him 6 feet under where he belongs.Its kind of sad how bat mans boyfriends continue to fight over him, but at the same time its kind of funny, like a Youtube video. But in the end I just wish these assholes would let me do my job and bury the bat.

I gave you logic you gave me PIS.
I gave you explanations you give me excuses.
I gave you examples and you give me bullshit.

Im done trying to discuss this.From now on im just going to keep posting until this thread is locked.

Posted by john jack royal on August 4th, 2012 at 12:27 pm

iron man

Posted by john jack royal on August 4th, 2012 at 12:27 pm

rocks

Posted by john jack royal on August 4th, 2012 at 12:28 pm

so

Posted by john jack royal on August 4th, 2012 at 12:28 pm

hard

Posted by john jack royal on August 4th, 2012 at 12:28 pm

that

Posted by john jack royal on August 4th, 2012 at 12:29 pm

he

Posted by john jack royal on August 4th, 2012 at 12:29 pm

could

Posted by john jack royal on August 4th, 2012 at 12:30 pm

never

Posted by john jack royal on August 4th, 2012 at 12:30 pm

ever

Posted by john jack royal on August 4th, 2012 at 12:30 pm

wear

Posted by john jack royal on August 4th, 2012 at 12:31 pm

a

Posted by john jack royal on August 4th, 2012 at 12:31 pm

gimp suit

Posted by john jack royal on August 4th, 2012 at 12:32 pm

(unlike bat man who wears one daily)

Posted by ME on August 4th, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Spamming won’t help ironman win you know

Posted by Tom on August 4th, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Well he try to move his idiot posts far so no one will see his flawed. Anyway he is an idiot so who care.

Posted by Tom on August 4th, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Anyway; i read some post before said Cpt America could win against Batman; what do you think of that ? I think Capt pretty good.

Posted by john jack royal on August 4th, 2012 at 6:07 pm

Iron Man ftw.

Posted by ME on August 4th, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Capsicle vs batman. From what I’ve seen they’re pretty even physically cap a bit stronger, batman is better mentally and besides the shield batmans equipment is better. But caps got the healing factor do I don’t know, maybe bats just edges him out.

Posted by john jack royal on August 4th, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Yeah Cap vs Bat is a better match.Pretty fierce.

Posted by ME on August 4th, 2012 at 10:24 pm

Fuck that I want the superman v Thor crossover comic in my hands!!!

Posted by john jack royal on August 4th, 2012 at 10:43 pm

EPIC.
But no PIS I want it done right.Not by marvel or dc, but by an independent and non biased party.

Posted by Tom on August 5th, 2012 at 4:19 am

I guess; when Cpt vs Bat; if Bat able to knock him out fast he could win; but if the fight last too long Bat may lost

Posted by ME on August 5th, 2012 at 5:00 am

Yeah cap has better endurance but fighting wise bats does have more styles/techniques.

Posted by Shank on August 6th, 2012 at 2:10 am

Hwee; So you guys finally decided to ignore that Royal idiot. I gave up on talking to him since he relized he does not know a thing about anything – basic science; basic weapon; basic sport – not a thing not even the basic knowledge of Batman comics and here he is talking like he read all batman comic. So i decided that i’m not going to educate him for free anymore.

Anyway; Bats against Capt; I think Bats would have no trouble against him. I mean Capt only train after he got the serum; so knowledge; experience and skill he is no where close to Bat.

@Kevin: About lizard and killercorc i though they are the same strength endurance and speed; the different is croc can’t climb but swim; and croc can’t regenerate limb but he can withstand many explosion that Bat throw at him so i dont think they are that much different between those 2.

Posted by Kevin on August 6th, 2012 at 2:18 am

I think my initial rundown was pretty accurate. From the outside it looks close, but Lizard is out of Crock’s league. Lizard is a full blown Meta-human with a healing factor and is very strong. Crock is a dude with a disorder who has tough skin but cannot heal and is just above regular strength. And make no mistake I’m a Batman fan, I just know that Lizard is all around better.

Posted by Shank on August 6th, 2012 at 4:05 am

Ah guess I’m wrong. I thought Lizard only Superhuman; but if he is Metal-human then crock is much weaker than him.

Posted by john jack royal on August 6th, 2012 at 1:35 pm

@Shank
You wouldn’t happen to be Robert Shanks, a known child molester from Martinez California?
Funny that you waited until after you thought I had gone to start posting again.

I just wanted to say that I’m not going to call you a tard for saying “Metal-human” even though you are.
I’m not going going to trash your Captain America argument, even though its wrong.
And I’m not trying to smash bat man. Because Iron Man already did.

What I’m saying, if I’m saying anything at all Is WELCOME BACK TO STARK EXPO.
Where you will learn all about Iron Man, free of charge, and realize how ROYALLY screwed batfag is.
He may be dead, but this is when I start pissing on his corpse.

Posted by ME on August 6th, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Who would care about a stark expo when there’s a Wayne expo across the street?

Posted by john jack royal on August 6th, 2012 at 2:09 pm

What’s wayne going to expo? Leather? Bat shaped metal?

Posted by john jack royal on August 6th, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Oh, and:

Iron Man 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/
1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Posted by ME on August 6th, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Who wouldn’t pay attention to stark when Wayne is close by?
Batman: infinity/infinity to the infinity

Posted by john jack royal on August 6th, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Exactly. Who wouldn’t pay attention to Stark?XD

I see bat man fans are to lazy to write numbers out.
But I can play this game.Iron Man Transinfinitum/transinfinitum to the power of the multiverse, God and Christ.

Posted by ME on August 6th, 2012 at 5:27 pm

You can’t get any higher than infinity/infinity to the power of infinity due to it being infinity/the 10th dimension so fuck you. Plus god doesn’t exist so adding him as a multiple at the end means whatever before times 0 which equals 0

Posted by john jack royal on August 6th, 2012 at 5:50 pm

No sir fuck you.
Transinfinitum is my own invention.It BREAKS the laws of physics.Yeah, Iron Man is just that awesome.

And if there is a God I hope he sends you to hell.XD

Posted by The Master on August 6th, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Hi guys it’s me John.

It’s about time I changed my name to something that reflected who I am on this board.
Just a heads up.

Also Iron Man stomps.

Posted by ME on August 6th, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Least I’ll get to meet all the cool people who go to hell. And if you break the laws of physics your argument is void including all of your previous comments. Thank you and goodnight.:-)

Posted by ME on August 6th, 2012 at 6:16 pm

My god I’ve just relised why you hate batman do much! The dark knight rises is a far better movie than the avengers which means ironman has been pushed out of the limelight, AND you’ll still be sulking about the dark knight obliterating the ironman movie back in 2008. Poor you. And what are you the master of, having an extremely poor knowledge of batman and making stuff up do ironman can defeat him? Sound blocking *cough*. Plus wasn’t the master that evil guy that David tennent beat in doctor who a few years ago. Please next time pick a better name that isn’t as easily mocked. Thank you.

Posted by Kevin on August 6th, 2012 at 7:10 pm

Every single post you become more and more of a cunt. You’re teetering on the line of unlikable Johnny Boy. You might want to reel in your asshole-ish personality so I don’t disregard all of what you say in account of the fact that you’re an asshole who will say anything to make himself look right, even if it’s a sack of horse shit. Also you do realize the whole “Iron Man 9/10, 99/100, 999/1000. etc” thing makes everything say look retarded. Next point. Spamming the thread with single word post that make up a sentence, that doesn’t make sense mind you, is so childish it made you calling “ME” a “retard” seem half respectable considering he evidently doesn’t proof read ANY of his posts (sorry “ME” but when the majority of your arguments are full of simple spelling and grammatical errors, it’s painful not saying anything knowing you’re on my side). And lastly calling yourself “The Master” may just take the cake. You’ve seriously managed to decline from a worthy debate adversary to a laughable cunt in the course of a week or two. Just thought you should see where you’ve strayed off course so you can become respectable in your debate tactics.

How old are you anyway? I know you must be pretty young to even give a shit about this topic but I figured you were around sixteen like myself until Friday of Saturday when it became apparent that I was arguing with an around ten year old spammer.

Posted by The Master on August 6th, 2012 at 7:32 pm

Good guess kevin. I am 16 going on 17 in November.

Sorry you guys are upset but you really don’t have a leg to stand on. “A worthy debate” yeah right.
I treated this like a joke from the begining. Anyone who says that a ninja could beat a human mech is either joking or retarded. Check out Iron Man vs bat man on comicvine and you’ll see.

P.S I am your master. Only a fool would deny it. ;p

Posted by ME on August 6th, 2012 at 7:43 pm

Since you haven’t found out to master anything but talking shit how can you be the master of anyone else? You have little knowledge of batman, science, reality or anything else outside of a decently good understanding of the marvel comic universe. Batman is better, DC is better and joker is still the king of villain town.

@Kevin, I’m going to start proof reading my stuff now. Fucking autocorrect.

Posted by Kevin on August 6th, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Well that’s a relief I thought you were just dull not a victim of auto-correct.

Posted by The Master on August 6th, 2012 at 8:02 pm

I’m the master of talking shit that’s pretty badass.XD

Posted by ME on August 6th, 2012 at 8:05 pm

It’s cos I use my iPod for this usually and the autocorrects shit. Aye well. Wonder what the almighty holiness will make up next to defend the tin man.

Posted by ME on August 6th, 2012 at 8:07 pm

And talking shit isn’t badass I think it would taste something dreadful. But then I wouldn’t know would I?

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 6th, 2012 at 8:47 pm

What? No “The Masterbator” jokes?
That was my main reason for the name change.XD
But obviously you guys aren’t smart enough to come up with that.
Good on you for the shit talking joke ME I didn’t know you had it in you.
What else can I use to defend Iron Man? Hmmm… Well he is a technopath witch means he could hack your ipod with his mind. Not only that he could also use his powers to spy on bat man using every camera in the city.
Iron Man Transinfinitum/Transinfinitum/Transinfinitum

Posted by The Master on August 6th, 2012 at 10:35 pm

I like it up the ass

Posted by Shank on August 6th, 2012 at 11:05 pm

Lolz
Why should we change or name ? or nickname ? Only a thieves; a criminal would need to change our name. Or may be he though changing his name would make him a hero ?
Oh and sorry Royal; i’m really sorry that i can consider you an adult while you are not one; just a stupid kid. Spamming idiot things from mommy basement, leeching of your parents.
Guys i think you should follow Tom and screw him. He is just a stupid kid without anything to his name, not even knowledge or something even an idiot would have strength.

Posted by ME on August 6th, 2012 at 11:11 pm

Anyone want to blow me?

Posted by Shank on August 6th, 2012 at 11:12 pm

I would!!! I would!!!

Posted by The Master on August 6th, 2012 at 11:13 pm

I will! I love big fat cock! Especially Iron Man’s!

Posted by Kevin on August 6th, 2012 at 11:13 pm

Get in line Shank I go first !

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 6th, 2012 at 11:16 pm

You guys are creeping me out.
And the most recent poster under the name “The Master” is a master of bation.

Posted by The real Kevin on August 6th, 2012 at 11:18 pm

What the fuck? I go away from the website for an hour and it turned into a giant gay orgy making my phone vibrate every thirty seconds.

Posted by Shank on August 6th, 2012 at 11:19 pm

“Posted by ME on August 6th, 2012 at 11:11 pm
Anyone want to blow me?

Posted by Shank on August 6th, 2012 at 11:12 pm
I would!!! I would!!!

Posted by The Master on August 6th, 2012 at 11:13 pm
I will! I love big fat cock! Especially Iron Man’s!

Posted by Kevin on August 6th, 2012 at 11:13 pm
Get in line Shank I go first !

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 6th, 2012 at 11:16 pm
You guys are creeping me out.
And the most recent poster under the name “The Master” is a master of bation.

Lolz

Posted by Tom on August 6th, 2012 at 11:24 pm

@Kevin; Shank; Me

I told you he is a pathetic excuse for an Ironman fan and a human. When i tried to ignore him, he attempted this
“”"”"
Posted by BLASTERMAN on August 3rd, 2012 at 10:24 pm

WHOA CRUD I CANT BELEIVE THIS IS STILL GOING ON

IRON MAN WINS OVER BAT FAGS FOR THE MULTITUDE OF REASONS

1.HES RICHER

2.HE HAS MORE SEX

3.HE HAS COOLER POWERS

4.HIS WORST ENEMY ISNT A EMO CLOWN

5.WAR MACHINE>ROBIN

6.GWENETH PALTROW>KATIE HOLMES

7.EVERYONE WOULD RATHER PARTY WITH IRON MAN

8.HES NOT AFFRAID TO LET THE WORLD KNOW WHO HE IS

9.HE BUILT THE HELICARRIER IN COMICS

10. HE LOVES BEING IRON MAN AND EVERYONE LOVES HIM (except for batfags)

FUCK BAT MAN FUCK JOKER FUCK DC AND FUCK GOTHAM CITY
“”"”"”"”"
Guess a kid does not take the DR test can’t use his brain and this is why he can’t understand what we’re talking about

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 6th, 2012 at 11:30 pm

Your right tom I can’t deny.

Say cheese BLASTERMAN……..

Posted by BLASTERMAN on August 6th, 2012 at 11:31 pm

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 6th, 2012 at 11:31 pm

I have a twisted sense of humor.XD

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 6th, 2012 at 11:32 pm

Anyway that’s all for today.
I hope you all get aids and die while I watch the Olympics.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 7th, 2012 at 6:07 am

You wouldn’t die from aids in a day and there’s nothing on the Olympics to watch now there’s only two good events left.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 7th, 2012 at 6:09 am

And where are you from watching the Olympics at 4 in the morning?

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 7th, 2012 at 2:25 pm

It was like 11:32 when I last posted. Or so this says, felt more like 10:00.

I have nothing against Bat Man. He is one of my top 3 heroes in fact. The important thing is that Iron Man and Bat Man are all American heroes that are cool in their own way.

But I still think that Iron Man would win in a fight.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 7th, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Though I also like ironman I still think batman would win just for he fact ironman wouldn’t be able to harm him even if batman can’t harm ironman his air would run out eventually. I don’t have favourite heroes but a favourite characters in which ironman would be inside the top 10.(most of them are villains though)

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 7th, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Fair enough.

Posted by tom on August 11th, 2012 at 11:04 am

true the are both men in suits and true batman has more money and experience but batman has little boomarangs shaped like bats but iron mans costume kicks ass if they were in a fight bat man would throw a little bit of metal at iron mans suit it would leave a little dent and then iron man would fire one of his tank missiles at batmans suit and blow him to kingdom kahn
so from that up team tony

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 11th, 2012 at 10:01 pm

He can’t because he can’t target him so yeah batman can’t do any serious damage to ironman but stark cant find or target batman so what’s the point in all that firepower with nothing to shoot at?

Posted by Tom on August 12th, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Actually “tom”. Batman has more than just batarang. He has explosive; acid, freeze bomb etc…. and those could be put in batarangs. So he has more than enough firepower to destroy the suit.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 12th, 2012 at 3:00 pm

I thought this was settled.
Bat Man is the more popular character, but Iron Man would win in a fight.
Unless bat man is packing 50 megaton nukes in those batarangs, there is no way we can even DENT the suit.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 12th, 2012 at 7:27 pm

I thought we agreed on a draw unless it was in certain conditions?

Posted by Tom on August 12th, 2012 at 11:12 pm

I guess if people really use their head they will see Ironman has no way to kill batman. NO ONE except Superman know who batman is. So if there is really a fight between these 2. Batman just have to go to Ironman/Tony in Burce Wayne and researching about him. Then Burce have a lot of time terrorising Tony mind with psychology warfare till Tony drop.

Posted by Tom on August 12th, 2012 at 11:23 pm

You seem to hang on the event in “the movie” how ironman can withstand a tank shot. I hope you do know how a tank bullet work and it’s component. There are a lot smaller weapon in DC but stronger than TNT . A clear example in reality is pressure water ray.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 13th, 2012 at 6:20 am

I wonder how many toxins batman could sneak through Starks air ventilation system?

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 13th, 2012 at 6:23 am

Actually I’ve just remembered something. Scarecrow has a device that makes people more afraid as they get closer to him so they’re completely terrified when they get within 20 foot. Batman walks up to stark with device, stark curls up on floor out of fear. Done.

Posted by Tom on August 13th, 2012 at 6:41 am

Well i’m not saying Batman would 100% win or his plan would success all the time. But he has the element of surprise, vase knowledge, resource and experience to do it. The air ventilation system would help with normal toxin which posion the body,since they require large dose to be effected. But Scarecrow fear gas effect the mind. And scarecrow often use is as gas cause it is the easiest way to spread but you can use it as liquid.

In a fight – not a boxing match – element of surprise is the key. While everyone know Ironman is Tony and his weaknesses, no one know who batman is except Superman. This would give Batman 60-70% chance of winning and reduce Ironman to 40% to 30%.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 13th, 2012 at 10:13 am

I’m for batman but im saying that taking down a walking tank will be quite difficult. And its a device scarecrow invented that I’m on about not the toxin. Which the only way to stop the device affecting you is the realisation of a certain fact that stark, not being a detective, won’t figure out in time.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 13th, 2012 at 1:37 pm

That’s underselling Stark. Stark, being a superhero, has had to be a detective at one time or another to catch the bad guy. I’m not saying he’s “the worlds greatest detective” or anything, but if he starts choking on fear gas he would definitely be smart enough to activate his armor.

@Tom We’re talking about comic Iron Man. In comics, Iron Man withstood a nuke while at 2 percent power.
(he wasn’t even worried about himself because he knew his suit could take it, but he was worried about a nearby woman) And that was while he was using a now obsolete suit. But if we were talking about movie vs movie, bruce has absolutely NOTHING that could break through IM mark 7 armor.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 13th, 2012 at 6:32 pm

IT ISNT THE FUCKING GAS! It’s a device that sends out a signal which would go through the admour and the only defence against it is a certain relization that stark wouldn’t find out in time.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 13th, 2012 at 8:38 pm

Oh. That’s different. But stark has beaten similar devices using his force field.
Plus if he’s about to be incapacitated the sentient armor will kick in and fight for him.
It’s the same computer as Ultron almost, so bat man will have trouble out smarting it before he’s vaporized.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 14th, 2012 at 5:57 am

If he can dodge the omega beam he can dodge a laser and the device just drives him insane it doesn’t knock him out or anything hell just run away or become scared of his own suit and take it off. Plus the device goes through anything and has the same range. That’s how batman found scarecrow with it even though he was underground in a concrete bunker thing.

Posted by Tom on August 14th, 2012 at 8:30 am

@John: I’m talking about the suit itself not the energy field. And you example is suit able to withstand a nuke with the energy field on not the suit itself. Didn’t we have established that there are ways to get pass the energy field. In the movie ? didn’t i just give you and example ? Water ray. And Batman had used fear gas to defeat green lantern without he even noticed it. Like i said the posion effect the mind is very different from those effect the body. Now you have listed many of Ironman power and suits, but all of these are not standard as you said. Tony built them over the years and put in many new things. So i ask again if Tony allow to bring many of his A toys but Batman can only bring his beginning suit and basic batarang ? I love to see Tony fight in his first suit

Posted by Tom on August 14th, 2012 at 8:35 am

And i have to point this out: Ironman can’t hit Batman cause he can’t find Bat. Bat’s identity is unknown so Tony will have hard time against Bat .

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 14th, 2012 at 2:40 pm

@clown
bat man can’t move at the speed of light. That’s pure PIS.

@Tom
Every power I’ve mentioned is consistent with the bleeding edge armor. I doubt the fear field would even work on Starks extremis enhanced brain. If we’re talking about standard equipment, then bat man only gets what can fit on his belt. .
And nothing on there could: A. find an invisible Iron Man. B. Break through his forcefield, let alone his armor. Or C. keep him from getting vaporized, dodging omega beams is no excuse. Either omega beams move slower than the speed of light, or some dumbass writer doesn’t know about physics. And I know it may seem hypocritical after I said that comics don’t have to make perfect sense, but the suspension of disbelief only goes so far.
If you can say that bat man moves faster than the speed of light I can say that, using standard equipment, Iron Man could rewire his own brain to become a telepath powerful enough to kill bat man with a thought. It makes as much sense as bat man moving faster than the speed of light.

How about this: Bat Man with standard equipment vs Iron Man mark 1 in a steel cage 50 by 50 feet.

P.S I forgot to mention that bat man has had plenty of opportunities to upgrade his standard suit. We are talking about the suit he MOST commonly wears in comics right now. Otherwise Iron Man can bring Hulkbuster or Phoenixbuster or any other supersuit. He even has one that phases through matter.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 14th, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Right, firstly it is impossible to block sound and light using the same force field I’m not going to go into reasons because it would take too long. Secondly, if we have all equipment batman would defeat ironman hands down because of all the uberpowerful things he has attained in just of 60 years. Thirdly batman has near spidy sense reflexes and the omega beam is around lighspeed. Finally, if stark tried to go all telepath on batman his mind would basically stop and he woul be strapped to a table for the rest of his life due to the horrors batman has seen and the mental stress that he has had to endure whilst fighting the joker. Sure stark is a orphan but he didn’t watch his parents gunned down in the street right in front of him knowing that it was partially his own fault. I mean, fuck, if that doesn’t drive you insane nothing will. Plus he makes better movies.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 14th, 2012 at 4:12 pm

@clown
Speaking as the biggest Spider Man fan you’ve ever seen, Spider Man could NOT dodge a laser using reflexes alone. He uses his spider sense as early warning so he can get out of the way BEFORE it is fired.
That said, bat mans reflexes aren’t even close to Spider Man’s.

You assume that Iron Man uses the same force field for both invisibility and sound masking.
Seriously, have you ever watched an episode of Star Trek? He uses a double layer; one to mask sound and one to mask light.

Iron Man has seen some serious shit in his day. If you don’t know that, then you don’t know from Iron Man and can’t possibly tell me that bat man would win in a fight. It would take more then what bat man has got to make Tony Stark lose his mind. And, even if he did bat man would still be dead.

Better movies? TDK was a pretentious snore fest with crap dialog.”He’s the hero gotham deserves but not the one it needs right now”. Let me tell you know; Iron Man is the hero the world needs AND deserves.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 14th, 2012 at 5:04 pm

You can’t have a dual layerd force field and if they have everything GL ring make force field between stark and suit, expand to open suit, batman wins

Posted by Tom on August 15th, 2012 at 5:27 am

@Tom: No disrespect Ironman method but seriously; who gives him the right to kill anyone ? He is a killer just as every crimminal. So Batman movies and methods are better.

Now as spiderman, really ? He is an rookie just like Tony in dodging and fighting. He is super fast so he can dodge it, it’s not his reflex; or his agility. These attribute require long time training and experience. And the comic clearly stage Batman can dodge Omega beam which the Flash can’t dodge so you have no right to say in anything. psst: You should read what is the Omega Beam; it’s not only speed of light fast; It a target seaker

And please now you say the writer in DC know no Physic ? Iron man suit has the most un realistic power. Invisible suit ? – you can bend the light but you cant render the suit completely invisible – Sound blocker ? but still letting him hearing ? Energy shield that can block one side but letting the other side goes through ? Seriously ? Who know no physic now ?

Now: A find an invisible ironman; heat vision – That idiot has a freaking energy source and 2 rocket – Passing through energy field – Dr. Doom had done many times + the field consume energy he can’t turn on all the time – , Dodge laser – He can dodge point blank gun shot, Omega beam and that state clear, cry all you want but that is truth so he can dodge stupid laser -

Ok, you said Ironman has seen shits in his days; truth, i respect his sacrifice. But it never ever come close to Batman, A mind that even make The Clown Prince of Crime Joker never dare to get in a second time.

Batman upgraded a lot of his equip but he – unlike Tony – does not like to sink himself to the same level as those crimminal so he only use what neccessity. If he want he could just use the suit – to defeat Bane – to warp up all the crimminals but it will kill people.

There are 2 things that Ironman will be defeat. Element of suprise – if he cant find out who Batman is, no matter how strong how good his equip is he will never ever defeat batman – Energy – His suit consume a lot of energy and that is even with his own energy source, there are a lot of times he had to abandone the fight because of low energy -

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 15th, 2012 at 5:59 am

Plus stark has no good villains that are exclusive to him. Batman has the best villains in all of comic books including both universes. This means he is regulary pushed to his mental and physical peak. On the other hand stark isn’t because he just kill all who stand in his way. Think about it, batman has had hundreds of opportunities to kill the joker, riddler, scarecrow and bane but doesn’t because he doesn’t because he would then become one of them. Stark does not have willpower on the same level as batman and he would get fed up and murder them all because he is an alcoholic douchebag.

Posted by Tom on August 15th, 2012 at 8:08 am

A clear point to Tony lack of will of a Hero is : he is starting to drink again due to can’t handle the stress.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 15th, 2012 at 1:33 pm

What people forget is that recovering alcoholics MUST HAVE WILLPOWER.

@clown
Sure he can have a dual layered force field . And if he activates his energy shield while invisible then it becomes tri layered. GL ring WTF? Standard equipment dude.
No prep either, this is a street fight.
They start some 50 feet apart, and Iron Man blasts bat man with his laser at superhuman speeds.
And if you want to make it a prep fight Iron Man will win even HARDER. Is bat man going to stop fighting crime as long as Iron Man is stocking him?
Is he going to hide in the bat cave where he’s safe and take a month to come up with a plan while people are in trouble? All Iron Man has to do is wait invisible 1000 feet in the air for bat man to show himself, and follow him back to his cave. And then beat his ass.
bat man dodging omega beams puts him on the dramatic level of a Saturday morning cartoon. I have no more respect for him. Faster than the Flash? Absolutely ridicules. And if you want to cling to that bullshit, then Iron Man wins via crushing bat man’s nervous system. No memories of “horrible things” in bat mans nervous system. So Iron Man could stop his heart from beating, thousands of miles away without risk of bat man fighting back in any way.

P.S If Iron Man was gothems superhero the joker would be dead, and a lot of people would be alive.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 15th, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Also the anti-sound field is one way. It blocks IM’s sound but he can still hear.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 15th, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Killing joker would mean that he has won. Also how can you make ed and gold invisible at the same time? I know people have made objects invisible to infrared but the same thing wouldn’t work for ironman because red and hold work on different wavelengths. Also you can’t have a one way sound barrier. And batman has dodged the omega beam in his defeat of darkseid. I’d like to see ironman defeat darkseid. Plus ironmans mark 7 armour isn’t standard it is updated. Wayne could hack into Jarvis and make the suit destroy itself from the batcave OR sneak into Starks house because he’s a ninja and beat the crap out if him in his sleep.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 15th, 2012 at 7:30 pm

Dude dude dude.
Invisibility has nothing to to with color. Red, pink, yellow, black, blue and every other color on the visible spectrum are of the same wavelength. X-ray, infrared, and others are different wavelengths.
If bat man could come up with a way to defeat darkseid, Iron Man could too. Pure and simple.

You seem to confuse “standard” and “updated” they are not mutually exclusive. Bleeding edge is Iron Man’s NEW standard. When bat man stops running around in leather 99 percent of the time and adopts a NEW standard, you can use that in your arguments.

wayne hack Jarvis? It would be the other way around. IM can control machines with his MIND!
I’d like to see wayne do that. Sneak up on him in his sleep? He might have Stark for a second (not that he would ever get in) but Stark would transform, right there, and bat man would be dealing with class 100 strength in close corners.OH SHIT!!XD

And you know what? If winning for the joker means dying, then he’s stupid as hell and I would be happy to “let him win”.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 15th, 2012 at 7:55 pm

Serioulsy. Red light has the same wavelength as yellow? It’s the wavelength that makes them a different colour fucktard. Plus since Wayne is smarter then stark and stark programmed Jarvis. Wayne could hack into Jarvis because the system is only as strong as its creator. And since when can stark transform? Oh wait that’s something NEW and not standard. Also batmans armour isn’t leather it’s a highly complex body armour that stops bullets not that it matters since stark can’t shoot him. Batman also has mr freeze tech that would be highly useful. Alien tec again would be useful. The fear DEVICE not gas from scarecrow and all of his own stuff. Plus without the aid of his suit stark is nothing compared to batman, he has no strength, agility, fighting style or reflexes. Plus spidy sense is CLOSE to premonition it doesn’t help see thing that haven’t happened yet only as they are happening. Yet again I’d like to see ironman take on darkseid or sinestro or the individual members of the justice league and win.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 15th, 2012 at 9:30 pm

Whatever. All I know is that I’ve seen Iron Man turn Invisible.

NEW STANDARD RETARD. NEW FUCKING STANDARD. The extremis is part of Iron Mans fucking body now.
bat man gets ONLY whats on his belt, Stark gets ONLY whats in his suit.

I’ll talk about the other stuff later.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 16th, 2012 at 3:43 am

Oh invisibility is in his stealth suit not his standard

Posted by Tom on August 16th, 2012 at 8:21 am

@John: Killing the Joker ? ok Who give him the right to kill ? he is not a judge; did he study law ? what is his qualify for being a judge ? If he kill s.o he is a criminal.

Are you even’t listen to yourself ? A street fight but we have idiot walking around with the bull’s eye on his body. A street fight is not a Boxing match, Batman would not running around with his suit on, he would not hide in batcave; he has many allias when doing detective works. He could simple walk around as Bruce Wayne billionare play boy; see how ironman like that. Tony will be a coward hiding in his suit all the time because when he get out of his suit Bruce will have a batarang with Tony’s name on it. Tony WILL NEVER EVER COULD KILL BATMAN CAUSE HE CAN’T FIND WHO IS THE BATMAN

And The Flash is fast not agile. Can you difference between 2 things. With agile you could trick and dodge at last minute so the beam can’t change direction fast enough. Fast you can only run fast if you can’t out run it you’re dead.

Now standards is something both batman and Ironman dont have. Tony constantly upgrade his suit; batman constantly change and upgrade his equip in different fight. So if Tony allow bring his A game so is Batman.

You should read up about Bruce Wayne. He is above genius level. He had studied in Harvard Uni in different major at young ages. Master in many majors of science and criminallogy. While Tony well he is a genius but no where near Bruce in term of mind.

Now you keep saying about telepath ability. Did you know that Pro.X having trouble against people with strong wills, there are quite some occasion he lost control because the other’s mind. So ya Batman could easily defeat Ironman’s Telepath ability

And you are a highschool kid, you have to study about physic. Red has longest wave lenghth while purple has shortest wavelenght. because of that a material with 2 color will never ever able to turn invisible in really life but then again it’s comic so ok with me the same as you HAVE TO ADMIT BATMAN CAN DODGE LASER. And invisible doesn’t mean heat proof specially when there are 2 rockets under your feet,

You said batman can only bring what he can carry in his belt ? Jolly good; Green lantern ring and Sinestro ring are fitted in the belt, so as scarecrow fear device

Posted by Tom on August 16th, 2012 at 9:58 am

Oh i just remember this thing. You said that Tony is smarter than Bruce be cause he can built a suit ? Bruce had built a super suit that able to copy Metahuman ability including the power of Superman; Green lantern ring, Martian Manhunter ‘s ability. Tony has never ever able to make a suit with that much power in it; he has to make different suit for different occasion. So i like to see Tony defeat Batman if Batman wear that suit and out for the kill.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 16th, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Why has bat man lost to bane? If he’s so perfect how can it be that a street leveler with a fraction of IM’s power could break his damn back? Why is killer croc a threat? He’s not even smart. How is it that dumb muscle is one of bat mans biggest enemies? BAT MAN IS NOT THAT GOOD!
And it’s not about the effing color, it’s about refracting THE LIGHT RAYS from the sun, from the moon, from effing streetlamps. It’s not camouflage, it’s true invisibility the exact same way that Sue Storm turns invisible or a ship in Star Trek turns invisible. And I don’t give a damn how agile you are. First of all agility refers to how many gymnastics like back flips you can do, not how fast you can move.
You need pure SPEED to dodge a laser. So omega beams must be SLOWER than the speed of light. Flashes reflexes were probably to slow for some reason to dodge them.
Does bat man WEAR his insider suit? Why not? Why does he run around in his normal suit when he has so many better options? And how many people would be alive if bat man had the balls to kill joker?
Also, bat man needed tech from the future just to build the insider suit.

I’m getting tiered of debating on this crappy wall. Do either of you have a comicvine account? That way we can post pictures to back up our facts. And see what other people have to say. On comicvine I’m spidersiron

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 16th, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Let’s start from the top. Bane broke batmans back because he is about grey hulk strengthish and batman was unprepared. Bane could eaisily rip stark out of his suit. Also batman recovered and beat banes pasty little ass. Also killer croc is near superhuman strength and his skin is unbreakable. His teeth would shred through ironmans suit. Refraction alters depth and place perception it doesn’t make things invisible. Maybe the invisible woman can because it is an ability but the only way to do it by tec would be to create blackhole strength gravity. Speed doesn’t matter against the fastest thing in existence? Agility is reactions and bendiness. Flash has shit normal reflexes. Batman wears a normal suit because he doesn’t need a super suit to beat up his villains, just for alien villains and members of the justice league if they get turned so he doesn’t need it on a normal basis. He doesn’t kill the joker because of the same reasons he left the league of shadows. He doesn’t kill because that makes him as bad as the people who he is fighting. Plus some them cant die (ra’s al ghul). Also why does batman need future tec? He has better tec than stark anyway. Plus you haven’t found out a way to get around both the GL ring and sinestros fear ring.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 16th, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Bitch please. Bane only lifts 2 tons, 10 at most. killer croc also lifts 10 tons at most.
Iron man lifts over 100 tons. grey hulk lifts 80 tons, savage hulk lifts millions of tons, depending on how mad he is.

As for Invisibility Iron Man does it weather you like it or not. Stop trying to talk about science. It’s embarrassing.

Seriously, the “I don’t want to stoop to the villains level” thing is a copout. bat man is a dark knight. He is supposed to do the things that no one else is willing to do, whatever the personal cost. What, is he going to turn into a serial killer if he kills joker? Iron Man kills and he’s still a hero. Wolverine too.

And are you afraid to bring this to comicvine because you know that no one will take you seriously there?
Cause’ they probable won’t. Low tolerance for moronic fanboys.

Posted by Skyarex on August 16th, 2012 at 5:56 pm

This article is so freaking biased. He made all the things which iron man would totally win a draw, and added a bunch of shit like the “other cool factors” which basically means “comparison which iron man can’t win because iron man doesn’t have the thing i am comparing which batman does have”. I mean i can go through this entire article and criticise every single statement he made on every single comparison. In fact, i will do it right now:

“Money:
Batman: As Bruce Wayne, Batman owns Wayne Enterprises. Wayne Enterprises is a major private technology firm that makes billions in profits. Did I mention that Bruce Wayne has a butler?
Ironman: As Tony Stark, Ironman owns Stark Enterprises. Stark Enterprises makes weapons and sells them to people. Starks Enterprise is a struggling company that is public. He doesn’t even have a butler.
Winner: Batman. Tony Stark is the shareholders’ bitch. Bruce Wayne answers to no one. Batman is like Goolge. Ironman is like Lycos or AltaVista. In fact, Wayne Enterprises could buy Starks Enterprises without even causing a dent in Bruce Wayne’s pocket.”

-That is complete and utter bull crap. In iron man, it was always stressed that Iron man was loaded. Heck, in the second film, it introduces the film by him jumping into his own expo in the iron man suit from a helicopter! It was even part of Tony’s character to always waste his money on stuff which only seems to benefit himself and/or were moderately pointless, like a child with an unlimited load of cash. It was never stressed in any of the batman media that he was incredibly weathy, we only seem to know this infact because of the obvious fact that batman owns wayne enterprises, the mansion that he lives in and the fact that he has a butler. That was IT. I also do not see as to the fact that Bruce has a butler shows any justification for him being wealthier than iron man. Iron man has a freaking robot for a butler for gods sake.
Point is Iron man was always stressed from all the media he has been in, that he was loaded. That is why he has such an advance piece of tech he seemlessly replaces in all the iron man films and comics. In batman, it did say that he was rich, but not THAT rich. Did i mention this had NOTHING to do with a one-on-one brawl between the two?

“Origins:
Batman: as a child, Bruce Wayne watches his parents gunned down in a hail of bullets by a madman. In front of him!! Filled with rage and anger, he turns to bats and learns martial arts. He then proceeds to kick everybody’s ass! Good or Evil, he doesn’t care. Batman will kick your ass!
Ironman: Tony starks is a nerd that inherits his dad’s company. While in a warzone, He gets himself captured by the enemy and is almost killed. He then builds a suit to help him kick the ass of his captors. And he doesn’t even build the suit by himself….
Winner: Batman! rage and anger turning a human into a bat is too cool to ignore.”

-Admittedly, the Batman does have a better origin than ironman, despite the author not explaining it in the way i remember it…
Oh, and did mention that this has nothing to do with a fight between ironman vs batman?

“Equipments:
Batman: You name it, batman has invented it. He’s got hundreds of Batsuits and Batmobiles. Hell, he even has his own Iron Batsuit which is probably better than Ironman’s. Plus he’s got a kickass utility belt.
Ironman: As Iron Man, Tony Stark possesses a powered armor that gives him superhuman strength and durability, flight, and an array of weapons. Stark has developed several specialized Ironman suits for space travel, deep-sea diving, stealth and other situations.
Winner: Batman. He’s got the utility belt..”

-…What? OK, it is VERY obvious that our little author here is undeniably biased towards batman. Firstly, batman hasn’t invented everything, it was never SAID he invented everything, it wasn’t even said in the really old cartoon series, when even the most outrageous claims from a cartoon superhero was believable. Now it has said that he has a LOT of batsuits however and maybe a few batmobiles (Thinking realistically). HOWEVER, i hate how the author makes it seem…no…MANIPULATES you into thinking that everything that batman has far exceeds the capabilities of what iron man can do. There is a reason why batman has a batmobile, there is a reason why batman applies intellect into all his encounters with the joker and other villains. It is because batman KNOWS he is limited at what he can do, and the damage that he can inflict. He knows he can’t fly around like iron man and thats why he has the batmobile. He knows he is limited in his overall strength, meaning he knows he can’t just run into a shitstorm and expect to come out alive, that is why he applies strategy to all his encounters. Iron man doesn’t need to do this, and ultimately that is why he has the greater arsenal of weapons and is therefore the stronger superhero if both were to just have an all out brawl: because he can blow up an entire building by holding his arms out. At the end of the day,that is really what it comes down to.

“Lifestyle:
Batman: Bruce Wayne is a billionaire playboy. Evry girl wants to be with him and every guy wants to be him.
Ironman: Tony Stark is an alcoholic.
Winner: Bruce Wayne. He could steal your girlfriend. And you wouldn’t even be mad. You would be so happy that Bruce Wayne chose your girlfriend.”

-…Y’now what? Yeah, whatever, ill buy it mysterious author. Batman wins here…i guess?

“Intelligence:
Batman: Unlike the other superheroes, Batman uses his intellect, detective skills, science and technology to defeat his enemies. Rather than simply outfighting his opponents, Batman often uses cunning and planning to outwit them. Batman is physically at the peak of human ability in dozens of areas, notably martial arts, acrobatics, strength, and escape artistry. Intellectually, he is just as peerless.
Ironman: Ironman is a walking tank that pulverizes everything in his path.
Winner: Batman. Alhough a walking tank is really cool, being the peak of human ability is better…”

-In all honesty, this one is really vague to answer. Both seem rediculously intelligent, but it really comes down to your interpretation of it all. I would say they are really both the same, it is just that Tony doesn’t NEED to be smart or strategic of the battlefield, seeing as his enemies aren’t and he doesn’t have the limitations of batman. Batman however has to be strategic, he won’t be able to defeat his enemies otherwise and he knows his own limitations, unlike Stark. One can only assume as to why batman didn’t make a suit (if he were so smart) which rivalled or even were greater than the iron man suit, maybe he can’t because he simply couldn’t fund it, or maybe he simply cant because he…just isn’t that smart to build the iron man suit. Opinion really.

“Costume:
Batman: He’s got a friggin Bat on his chest!
Ironman: He’s got a friggin laser cannon on his chest.
Winner: They are both winners. We should combine both costumes to form a bat-shaped laser cannon.”

-That was an incredibly stupid arugment. Stark should have won, but apparently an inprint of a bat is better than decades of years of advanced research into making a laser cannon small enough to fit on someone’s chest. Also, this was such a stupid comparison if you were only going to compare the chest piece. Where is the bloody point???
It doesn’t even relate to batman vs iron man whatsoever anyways!

OK, This one I lost the plot, this one, i pretty much said “ballsed to it” and just realised how much of a pile of crap this article is. If you didn’t realise you Ignorant IDIOTS, when comparing superheroes, you compare the traits which they both have, and see which one is better at what they both do. I mean, you can’t make an argument that batman is inferrior to superman because “superman can shoot lasers from his eyes”! There isn’t any logic. So i am ignoring the last one.

To conclude, i think this is a very stupid argument, from the DC fanboys in particular. This should have been titled “who was the better character”, not who would win in a fight. Batman isn’t popular because he is a powerhouse, he is popular because of the compelling and dark stories which the comics and movies tell, such stories which can’t seem to compare to iron man. He is popular because he fights strategically, and because he is a detective. That is why Batman is better than Iron man. So in this arugment, yes, iron man wins by a longshot, and is only due to the fault of the incredibly biased writer that he actually did win.

Disappointing really.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 16th, 2012 at 7:15 pm

Money: you missed out that Wayne practically OWNS a city not just a company.
Intelligence: Barman has passed majors in every science and criminology field plus many other fields in technology and engineering. Iron has has a couple of degrees that batman also has in technology. However batman has Fox who is a better program writer/equipment designer than stark.
Costume: batman uses the costume to strike fear into the hearts of criminals. Starks is just a weapon.
Equipment: Barmans suit combined with his training make him virtually invisible without the need of “force fields” and other shit like that. If forced to face ironman he would escape quite easily, develop a weapon to destroy the suit but leave stark alive. He also has a metal suit better than ironmans for taking on meta humans plus the GL ring and sinestros ring.
Previous fights: Batman has taken in and win both Darkseid and superman solo. He can also kill any villains or heroes if he so wishes. Iron man has taken on Thor and hulk. Neither are a particular challenge if you know what to do.
Reverse character: ironman vs joker. Joker hides and creates chaos from his base. Leaves clue for ironman to follow which he doesn’t because he isn’t smart enough. The city tears itself apart, joker wins.
Batman vs Who? Ironman has no stand out villains. They are all shit.
Other stuff: batman has been broken, intoxicated, shit, stabbed, tortured and had those close to him killed. But he carries on. He has one of the strongest wills in both omniverses.He is the worlds best detective, the best superhero ever and can take on anyone who isn’t a god. Also I’d like to see ironman take on emperor joker. Stark is a good engineer and relatively smart but not a patch on Batman. I do like ironman because I think his suit is quite clever but firepower can only get you so far against an opponent who can outsmart you.
P.S. batman makes better movie and worse ones too :-) (batman and robin)

Posted by Tom on August 16th, 2012 at 11:32 pm

@Skyarex: ya that post is not right; but what “The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME)” said is truth.

@John: i just ask 1 simple 1 question; if Superman down to Ironman level; kill every criminal he wants, become judge and executioner, what stop him to become a Dictator ? It’s the reason why batman will never ever kill. Ironman has no criminalogy; has no law degree; has no psychology degree, in order words he has no right to give out judgement.

You said being a darknight he should do something others people can’t do to protect them. He did; but he never cross the line to be a murderer that is what Super Hero is “Able to save people without killing anyone”

Ironman is a Hero; but Batman is a SUPER HERO. You want to bring that to debate. Let’s debate. Marvel made a character that acted and killed on his own will for stupid kid to read. Ironman is no better than any soldier or criminal. Criminal kill because they believe they can kill; so does Ironman. A murderer is a murderer no matter what beautifull ideal you put on it. A soldier is a murderer. Common bring that to a group debate and ask see what they will answer you.

Posted by Tom on August 16th, 2012 at 11:42 pm

Ah yes; strong points for Batman is :

a statement from Superman – The strongest overpower Super Hero himself – : “The most dangerous man on Earth” when he describe Batman.

Sinestro recruit Batman for his ability to instill fear in others that known to the whole universe and every alien races

Green lantern ring chose Batman and his ability to break away from Sinestro ring’s control prove his Will is in the high rank GL.

Able to develop plans to neutralize every single members of the JLA.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 17th, 2012 at 1:15 am

I think this will be my last post.

I don’t know why I waste my time here everyday, when there are so many better arguments to be had elsewhere. It’s impossible to talk to bat man fanboys. You do realise that if bat man makes one mistake JUST ONE he will be dead. Whether it be by laser or fist or missile or the other crapton of stuff IM could do. So instead of keeping this damn thread alive I’m going to quit while I’m ahead.

Farewell, ado, I shall always remember you.

Also: Iron Man transinfinitum-x/transinfinitum-x/transinfinitum-x.batfag zip.

Posted by Tom on August 17th, 2012 at 1:25 am

@John: We do know that; so does batman. He had fought with criminal out to kill him. The question is will he make the mistake ? he is not a rookie with not combat experience playing with the new toy, he is not a rookie with a new super power. He is trained, he is smart, he has experience.

Posted by Kevin on August 17th, 2012 at 2:07 am

Your points are very hypocritical. You claim that Iron Man can invent all this crazy impossible stuff yet when they point out Batman’s trained abilities you say, “Bull shit! That’s impossible.”

The reason Batman’s back was broken was extreme fatigue from fighting crime night after night because Bane caused a jail break to slow down Batman. After three months he catches all the criminals and then Bane ambushes him in Wayne Manor. Originally Bane was a great tactician (something Stark is famous for not being) but has lost this trait slowly over the years. This is not a frat-boy style arm wrestle to see who’s better. It’s more a battle of brains and tactic. You can give Iron Man all his giant cop out tools and he still wont use them half as well as Batman can use a grapple hook, radio, sonar, and sharp pieces of metal. And the Omega Beam thing, If he’s talking about the semi recent Justice League comic from a couple months ago or B:TBATB, the reason Batman got away was he had a better tactic than Flash and Superman. They just ran and flew as fast as they could but couldn’t out run it. Batman actually thought to duck. Oh and the last thing about Batman is besides knowing his place as a “cop” and not a whole legal system, he doesn’t kill because it’s the right thing to do even if it’s not the easiest. (queer but the truth). And he isn’t the one to blame for corruption and incompetence, he’s just the one who has to fix everyone else’s screw-ups.

*Side note* Not killing also works out in Batman’s favor story wise. He is the character that is most famous for a great rouges gallery because villains can come back and gain popularity. I would say the average non-comic fan could list 3-10 Batman villains with just the classics from the old shows and the one’s from recent movies such as Joker, Catwoman, Riddler, Bane, Scarecrow and Two-Face. Non-comic fans can probably name two Iron Man villains at most. The big copycat one from the first movie (Iron Monger) and that Russian guy with the whip things in the second (Whiplash). Although not an entirely important to the fighting between them I find it interesting how Batman’s “lame non-killing ways” have worked out in his favor story wise and fan-base wise.

Posted by Kevin on August 17th, 2012 at 2:09 am

Oh and I forgot the whole reason I was going to respond again. Even if it only takes one mistake it doesn’t matter, Batman doesn’t make mistakes, he can’t afford to.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 17th, 2012 at 5:10 am

WooHoo we have drove the ironman fag out of the website!

Posted by Skyarex on August 17th, 2012 at 11:59 am

Money: you missed out that Wayne practically OWNS a city not just a company.
>You missed out the part where he doesn’t. You are stretching the truth and the cold reality of it all is that he doesn’t own a city.

Intelligence: Barman has passed majors in every science and criminology field plus many other fields in technology and engineering. Iron has has a couple of degrees that batman also has in technology. However batman has Fox who is a better program writer/equipment designer than stark.
>Please note that the previous statement is completely opinionated. Firstly, if batman WERE smart, he wouldn’t NEED fox, y’see? Also, you’re forgetting that iron man and batman AREN’T from the same universe, just because Wayne is said to be the smartest man alive, doesn’t mean shit when comparing it to a different character from a different universe. We have seen how smart iron man can be, he invented the iron man suit, something in which Wayne can’t compare to.

Costume: batman uses the costume to strike fear into the hearts of criminals. Starks is just a weapon.
> I see, so threatening someone with a weapon DOESN’T strike fear into the heart of a criminal? That is the biggest pile of garbage.
Let me analise this statement:

Equipment: “Barmans”
>It’s batman.

“suit combined with his training make him virtually invisible”
>No, it doesn’t.

“without the need of “force fields” and other shit like that.”
He isn’t invincible. Do you know who is invincible? Superman. When batman gets to that level, then we’ll talk.

” If forced to face ironman he would escape quite easily, develop a weapon to destroy the suit but leave stark alive.”
> That makes no sense! How would he develop a weapon? Do you honestly think somewhere along the lines of iron man and batman battling it out, he would have time to build a superweapon? Where are you DC fans getting these facts from. It is like me saying “OOH, BUT THEN IRON MAN MAKES A WEAPON AND KILLS WAYNE”… NO. NO. THERE WOULDN’T BE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A FREAKING SUPERWEAPON FOR CHRIST SAKE, LET ALONE ESCAPE. THEY ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FREAKING FIST FIGHT.

“He also has a metal suit better than ironmans for taking on meta humans”
Since when were metahumans all that powerful anyway? A metahuman is practically the same thing as a mutant which we see in the x men! Since when was it that big of an achievement to kill a metahuman by the standards of a superweapon? I just don’t see your way of thinking.

Let me continue…

Previous fights:
“Batman has taken in and win both Darkseid and superman solo”.
>I do no know in the specifics of the darkseid fight but i do know that batman only defeated superman when superman was in a weakened state, He had power armor, he had kryptonite and also AFTER superman had mercy on batman. Just to be clear, that isn’t batman winning, that is batman getting the snot beaten out of him and then becomes lucky when superman doesn’t kill him out of pity.

“He can also kill any villains or heroes if he so wishes.”
>Stop getting facts from your ass.

“Iron man has taken on Thor and hulk.”
> Yes he has, and dozens of others.

“Neither are a particular challenge if you know what to do.”
>So is batmans villians

“Reverse character: ironman vs joker. Joker hides and creates chaos from his base.”
>I don’t see why iron man would care but whatever.

“Leaves clue for ironman to follow which he doesn’t because he isn’t smart enough.”
>Call me when batman invents iron mans suit. Your a complete moron. Iron man is arguably smarter than batman is!

“The city tears itself apart, joker wins.”

You guys are such idiots. All you say is “IF BATMAN HAD PREPARATIONS, HE WOULD MAKE SOMETHING AND THEN WIN”, Well so can goddamn iron man for gods sake. I mean, i bet half of you would say that batman could beat galactus if he wanted to. All batman really is is a smart guy who knows martial arts.

THATS. IT.

You can’t make anything in a fight.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 17th, 2012 at 3:17 pm

God you know nothing. The Barman thing is autocorrect it’s fucking annoying.
Wayne isn’t actually the richest character in DC lex luthier is however Wayne owns nearly every business and most of the housing in Gotham. He needs fox because he’s the best software writer ever, all of the security he creates is unhackable. Even batman can’t hack it. And sice when has like 30 degrees worth the same as 2-5 I don’t the the exact amount. Also he travelled the world learning methods and studying criminals which is worth tons in terms of experience and adding to knowledge. Ironmans weapons system can’t lock on to Batman because his suit stops infrared. Plus his training allows him to blend into the darkness and make his virtually impossible to find. He has a metal suit for fighting GL, superman and Martin manhunter. A meta-human is like a ridiculously strong super-human. Like spiderman is super but lizard is meta. Batman has files on how to neutralise all known superheroes and villains I needs be. Batmans villains are some of the best villains because they aren’t all about physicallity. They wreck havoc with a heroes mind as well as their body. Plus if batman has overcome Solomon Grundy hulk shouldn’t be much of a problem and as soon as Thors away from his hammer he presents a smaller threat.batmans battle plan, vanish when fight starts, research and develop weapons to wreak ironmans suit, use on ironman.
OR
Use his GL ring and his sinestro ring to beat ironman.

Posted by Tom on August 18th, 2012 at 7:09 am

@Clown: that guy is like John an idiot. You wrote “Invisible”; he read “Invicible”.

Wayne almost all Gotham; every bulding; every properties has his investment his donation.

Wayne need Fox cause he does not have time to do something that anyone could do; sitting at a desk and inventing stuff. And he has double lives to hide his Identity so he does not have time to be a nerd.

Intelligent: let’s compare; Tony master a few degrees in Physic chemistry and Math while having a sweet life drinking and partying to be a drunk yard; and can get only 2 Master degrees at the age of 19 at MIT . Wayne, NOT ONLY master ALL applied degrees ( biology, chemistry, criminology, physics, and computer science, criminal justice, engineering, and forensic sciences, geography, history, literature, mathematics, medicine, mythology, philosophy, and theology ) at HIGH LEVEL DEGREES ( It’s save to say at least Master degree ) at Harvard at VERY YOUNG AGES ( even at the age of 20s he still far smarter than Tony ) BUT ALSO fluent in several languages, including (English not withstanding) Spanish, French, Latin, German, Japanese, Russian, Cantonese, Mandarin, and Arabic v.v……. . AND master many exceptional skill : Acting, Athletics, Disguises, Escape, artistry, Intimidation, Manipulation, Martial arts, Meditation, Stealth, Vehicles, Weaponry. And all of these while he were still traumatized by his parents dead.
=>So is Tony smarter than Bruce ? not by a very very very long shot.

Fear: well for a nerd or normal – those has no knowledge of psychology – people pointing a gun at someone head enough to scare them right at that time. But for criminals in gotham and super villians those that go out everydays to kills others, guns only make them laugh. None of superman’s villians or others villian afraid of superman. But they’re all fear Batman.

A Street Fight is a fight with no rules no time limit no exception which all mean THERE ARE NO SPACE LIMIT like in STREET FIGHTER games. Batman would easily escape back and build a lot of toys to kick Ironman.

Let’s se Metahuman. First : Superman – ya i love to see any of your X-men mutant step up to him – Second Green Lantern – The most dangerous weapon in the whole Universe, able to do anything as long as your will is strong enough – Third Martian Man Hunter – able to become invisible, intanglible and shape into anything -. Ya “”" they are WEAK like your mutant X-men “”"”"

“Kill any villian he wants”. Batman had killed 1 time. you should really check our asses carefully.

“Batman villians is easy to deal with ” . Try to deal with Joker and Riddler or Ra’s al ghul or Dr. Strange, i love to hear what trick to deal with those master mind criminals while not killing anyone.

“Hulk” : don’t be an idiot and hit him just wait till he calm down and cut his head. “Thor” without the hammer he’s not even worth remember.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime (formally ME) on August 18th, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Though i agree in the most part I think a batman Thor fight would entirely hinge on batman being worthy to use THE HAMMER which he should be able to do.
Superman has called batman the most dangerous man alive.
I’ve been reading into the batman darkseid encounters too and from what I have seen he has met darkseid at least twice. On one he dodges the omega beam and that’s as much as I know. On the other he shoots darkseid with a radion bullet(making the exception to his no firearms rule). However, darkseid hits batman simultaneously with his omega sanction sending batman jumping through time. The JL reach darkseids bunker find him slowly dying and extract his plan through wonderwomans lasso. They then kill darkseid batman jumps to the present after a long series of events and due to some seriously confusing plot lines returns to fight crime becoming the second person to survive the omega sanction. Our friend ironman could never survive the omega sanction because his suit wouldn’t help him survive for a few weeks- years jumping through time.
In a fight batman could get fox to hack into Jarvis and take control of the suit.
Read this to find out how good batman is: http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Batman

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 20th, 2012 at 2:13 pm

I promised myself I would stay away, but now I gotta get back in this.

Thor vs bat man? As if he wasn’t screwed enough fighting Iron Man. Thor can survive inside fucking blue giant stars COMFORTABLY. He moves faster than the speed of light, and can move planets EASILY. As if that wasn’t enough, he has a belt that doubles his strength, his hammer can fire a god blast that DESTROYS PLANETS, he can control all the elements and he has MAGIC. Plus Thor can go into warrior madness mode, and increase his strength TEN FUCKING TIMES. I can’t wait to see how you say batfag survives that. XD

Posted by Tom on August 20th, 2012 at 10:17 pm

Thor like Dr.Fate all power is in 1 object without that object they are weak. So without his hammer Thor is not much of a threat.

And please get back to Iron man, we love to ridicule you about your idiotic knowledge.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 21st, 2012 at 1:27 am

You’re the one who broght up thor asshole.
And you obviously don’t know Shit about him.

Posted by Tom on August 21st, 2012 at 5:22 am

Wow the little kid has become a man and use such big bad words against me, i’m so scare.

Read again retard; and read carefully to understand what we mean if you have enough brain to do that

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 21st, 2012 at 6:19 am

As i said earlier it hinges on batmans ability to lift the hammer. Plus he’s bet darkseid who cOuld zap Thor out of existence or use the omega sanction which would be fun.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 21st, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Don’t make me laugh. Thor could kill darkseid with his pinky.

Lift Thor’s hammer? Again, this is not a sex thing, it’s a death match. How, in the name of all that is holy is bafag even going to TOUCH Thor’s hammer while he’s fighting at the FUCKING SPEED OF LIGHT
And do you actually think that batfag could pry the hammer out of Thor’s hands? Out of his world breaking god-fighting hands? Thor would kill his ass with one blast of lightning, and there is nothing you can say to change that.

You opened a whole new can of worms assholes, and now you’re going to eat them.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 21st, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Right So what stops darkseid just zapping thir into another dimension or out of existence? Nothing because he isn’t essential to the universe. Second, superman bet Thor in a crossover so that’s how strong Thor is. How to seperate Thor from hammer. Use similar method to that the fantastic four did to remove the silver surfer from his board, pick up hammer, batman now has the power of Thor, how scary is that shit? Plus GL and sinestro rings out match Thor because batman is one of the strongest ever with both weapons, fear an intimidation for one intelligence, willpower and creativity for the other. Either way Thors fucked.

Posted by Tom on August 22nd, 2012 at 12:35 am

Keep using big words; you will be come a big man.

This guy here ( John) is a classic nerd kid who is bullied everyday by big guy and can’t fight back. So all he can see is muscle and strength not brain. And he dream that by just wearing a suit he could become a Hero.

@Clown: i believe recently Batman acquired White Lantern Ring – The most powerfull ring -.

Posted by Kevin on August 22nd, 2012 at 1:31 am

Batman Vs. Thor
I have to agree with the douche-bag. Do you guys seriously believe Batman could beat Thor? Darkseid could destroy Thor, Batman not so much. While he might have been exaggerating Thor’s speed in his post, Thor is in a whole other league from Batman and Iron Man. (The Avengers movie is full of shit, Iron Man couldn’t take the hit from Thor unless he was holding back.). First off I’m pretty sure Thor is the only one worthy enough to lift the hammer at all. Second he uses magic which just like Superman is one of the things Batman has A LOT of difficulty fighting, but unlike Superman he doesn’t have super strength to fall on. While I’m pretty sure Batman’s suit would protected him from a bolt of lightning making it a one second KO, there is no way in fuck he can survive a blow form Thor’s hammer or fists for that matter, which would probably make it like a two second KO. Thor is basically Marvel’s Superman without a gay weakness making him virtually unstoppable for a human. And for the love of god I thought we had gotten past the rings. He doesn’t have instant access to a Green Lantern ring or Sinestro Corps ring making his short stints combined to like ten hours as a Green Lantern and his like five minutes as a Yellow Lantern invalid .And the white rings were a one time deal I believe, at least there’s no White Lantern Corps anymore. And while we’re at the rings. While a Green Lantern ring might be able to slow Thor down a Sinestro Corps ring is virtually useless against Thor because Thor is a fearless warrior. The best Batman could do is smoke bomb and run for his life. I don’t like it, it’s just how it is.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 22nd, 2012 at 4:32 am

So what if he disappears finds a way to separate Thor and hammer is actually worthy to lift the hammer(which there is a good chance) and smacks thir around the head with it. As I said earlier the fight entirely hinges on batman being able to lift the hammer or not.

Posted by Tom on August 22nd, 2012 at 10:27 am

@Kevin: we have never ever one state Batman cuold beat Thor ^_^. All we’ were saying is there is a trick to deal with Thor – and Hulk – therefore Batman has a chance a slim chance but he has a chance. That’s all. Just check those previous post you will see. The idiot just does not have the brain to understand what we were saying and thinking using big bad word would make him a man

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 22nd, 2012 at 4:52 pm

@kevin You are a piece of shit. But we half agree about something. Although Thor could kill the hell out of darkseid.

@clown How the hell will batfag seperate Thor from his hammer? I know superman beat Thor in the lame crossover (yes I did read that crap) but that was when he was cut off from the Odin force. If he had access to that, supes would have been screwed. And remember when radioactive man, an Iron Man villian, almost killed super man by using kryptonite radiation? Do you want to talk about that? And why would Thor wait for batfag to come up with a lame plan, when he could just stomp on him with ease. F.Y.I Thor is still insanely strong without the hammer. At least strong enough to shatter batfags skull with one punch.

@tom I’m 6’8 sucker. If you want a fight just give the word. I’ll hand you your ass and write “I suck bat mans dick” on your forehead” XD

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 22nd, 2012 at 5:03 pm

hmmm. If the fantastic four can seperate the sliver surfer from his board why can’t Barman seperate Thor from his hammer? Also one hit with the hammer and Thors face would cave in. Batman could easily escape Thor as he could escape any other character being the second best escape artist ever. And how coul Thor beat darkseid? Start, zap, no more thor. It’s that simple. He can’t zap superman because he is apparently essential to the universe probably in the future, and he wouldn’t be able to zap Odin or thanks because of the same reason. Is Thor essential to the universe? No. Can darkseid just omega beam or omega sanction him? Yes.
And you still haven’t have a goof reason for why ironman could beat batman. We’re waiting…

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 22nd, 2012 at 8:30 pm

Essential to the universe WTF? I still don’t get that. But yeah Thor is.

bat man is not the fantastic four and SS is not Thor. Thor’s powers don’t even come from the hammer dipshit. He’s half Asgaurdian half Elder God, he would have insane power WITHOUT the hammer. Here you go again assuming that bafag can just pull something out of his ass to narrow impossible odds. It was bat enough with Iron Man, but now you think batfag can challenge the god of thunder? As for darkshit, Thor regularly demonstrates more power than him..

A “goof” reason for Iron Man beating batfag? I’m glad you asked so stupidly!

1.Iron Man could kill bat man with one punch

2.Iron Man can move at orbital velocity

3. Iron Man has energy attacks that would instantly kill bat man

4. Iron Man graduated summa cum laude from MIT at the age of 15. Wasn’t little brucie sill crying about his parents at that age?

5. Iron Man was secretary of defense for the U.S OF FREAKIN’ AAAAAAAAAA!!!!

6. Iron Man is always growing stronger with every year. He will be fighting bad guys while bruce is in the old folkes home.

Is six enough? or do I have to come back?

Posted by Tom on August 22nd, 2012 at 11:01 pm

@John: ooh 6’8 who are you trying to scare child, a stupid kid with nothing to his name lolz leeching off his parents. I’m only 1.72m but i’m 100% sure i can spank you for your parents just as 100% sure that Batman can cream Ironman. lolz i’m so afraid of a teenager stick without any experience of out door game and fighting knowledge just i’m afraid of a cockroach.

p/s: 6’8 what a classic number; i was hoping it was a bunny.

Posted by Tom on August 22nd, 2012 at 11:13 pm

Now for 6 idiots reason we will give him 5 idiots answers:

For 1 and 3: punch and shoot at who ? retard ? Iron has no lock on Batman.

For 2 : So he can run away fast ?

For 4: please understand what summa cum laude mean ? and he got that at the age of 17 not 15 + that is Movies information while MIT does not have “summa cum laude” what a retard.

For 5: So he is the sam as the person that cause people around the world hating the U.S ? And the same person that Batman beat to the ground everyday in his DC universe ?

For 6: You haven’t seen Batman Beyond have you ?

conclusion : John is a Giant cause he is tall and retard.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 23rd, 2012 at 12:06 am

@clown Suma cum laude simply means best in class idiot. And until bat man learns how to kill he has zero chance with IM.

@tom If by some miracle you could beat me in a fight. Laughable, I know but suppose it could happen; I have more cousins then I care to name.

Posted by Kevin on August 23rd, 2012 at 12:17 am

You’re a piece of shit too John, but in this case you’re right. There is no way in hell Batman would win the fight against Thor. Thor can’t just be separated from his hammer and the chances of Batman lifting the hammer if he somehow pried it from Thor’s godly vise-grip would be slim to none. I’m pretty sure there are 4 people, the green lanterns of sector 2814, who might be worthy of lifting the hammer from the DC universe and Batman isn’t one of them. Best case scenario Batman sees it’s a losing fight and runs for his life to get Superman to punch Thor straight back to Asgard. Batman is a master of tech and martial arts, not magic, and magic almost always wins in these deals. But Darksied would win against Thor by sheer strength alone. It’s basically a flip of Batman vs. Thor, best case scenario Thor sees this guy is stronger than Superman, runs, and gets someone with the magical ability to banish Darksied to “Middle of Fucking Nowhere,” “Space.” (At least that’s Batman’s tactic. Distract Darksied until the big guns come.) Darksied is like a smarter Hulk of DC. Just about unbeatable head-on, but sedate-able with the right tactic. Maybe Thor could like drop the hammer on him but that would probably just piss him off and it would make Thor’s hammer unusable for Thor too for a short while.

Posted by Tom on August 23rd, 2012 at 2:24 am

@John Oh so now you see you can’t beat me with 1 on 1 since you have no fighting skill and you starting to say you have more cousins ? What are you going to do ask them to join in a fight ? Like a Gang fight ? What great family you are. Am sure your parents would be proud if they know it. And please cousins lolz. Two of my friend had served in military, people that is really trained to fight, no your idiot gang.

And Suma cum laude is ” highest Honor” it’s a class of degree like the UK honor degree 1st ;2:1; 2:2; 3 – By they way useless kid i got a 1st in Cancer Biology – And dont hide you idiotic knowledge by insulting others; You state information from a movie – which is not official – and you state it wrong – 17 not 15 – and the movie is wrong horriblely – MIT does not have Suma cum laude – . There are lot worse fate than dead oh wait a kid like you will never know.

@Kevin: hey no one said Batman could beat Thor: all we said is he has a very slim chance. Unlike the fight with Ironman which Batman has it in a bag.A fight with Thor base on suprise advantage 1 chance fail Batman will lose.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 23rd, 2012 at 5:14 am

First things first batman killed darkseid and he’s currently still dead though he might come back.
Now let’s say ironman and batman had enough time to get equpiment or weapons that already exist in their universes let’s say a month-two months barring things that are OP like the infinity gauntlets. Batman get all of the lantern corps power rings that he would be powerful with (so not orange-greed and violet-love) but red-anger,yellow and green- I’m sure you know what these are, blue-hope, indigo I’ve forgot, black- power over the dead I think? And white I don’t know but I know it’s insanely powerful. If the equipment isn’t limited it’s like saying superman could just sun-dip and win every fight.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 23rd, 2012 at 1:26 pm

@tom I thought I would leave it to your imagination to come up with what my cousins would do to you, but I forgot that you’re an idiot. Military training? Don’t make me laugh. I have family in Guam, and that place is basically one big barracks. And yeah, I also have a few gang members in my family, so I don’t have to worry that much when I’m walking around town.

@clown Did bat man have prep for the fight with darkseid? Of course he did. Thor would just teleport inside his little bat cave and beat the shit out of him. Also Thor can transend dimensions. Hell, he has to transend dimensions just to get inside his HOUSE. Most people use keys, but not the god of thunder. The god of thunder fucking breaks dimensions every time he has to get home.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 23rd, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Thors Powers:

Asgardian/Elder God Hybrid Physiology: Biologically half-Asgardian, half-Elder God, Thor possesses a number of superhuman attributes common among the Asgardian and other gods. However, due to his unique birth, some are considerably more developed than those of the vast majority of his race. Thor’s skin, muscle, and bone tissues have several times the density of the same tissues in the body of a human being, contributing to his superhuman weight. He is invulnerable to powerful energy blasts, weighted impacts, falls from great heights, explosions and various other opposing forces. Even without his godly power Thor is still physically the strongest and most durable of all the Asgardians.[31]

Life-Force: also known as the God-Force. The godly energies that fuel all of Thor’s godlike powers. Thor’s immortal life-force is more powerful than the mystical properties of Mjolnir.[29] Thor’s Life-force is so strong that the Destroyer using all of it’s powers could not destroy it.[32] His Life-force allows him to be the most powerful being on the planet[33] and one of the most powerful beings in the universe. Unlike many other dieties, Thor’s unique Life-force allows him to have full access to all of his powers regardless of what realm he enters. The only being so far that has been shown to affect Thor’s God-force is Odin[34][35][31][36] or Odin’s raven in the form of Marnot.[37] Thor’s God-force is also the key to him using the God-blast[38]

Superhuman Strength: In addition to being the God of Thunder, Thor is also the Asgardian God of Strength, as such he is physically the strongest of the Asgardian gods[24][39][40][41][25][42] and one of the most powerful beings in the Universe.[43] His strength has been called unlimited.[23] His feats include easily lifting over a millions tons without any effort,[44][45] crumbling Uru into dust,[42] defeating and overpowering superhumans as strong and powerful as the Silver Surfer, Namor, Juggernaut, Hercules, the Hulk, the Red Hulk, the Sentry, and Gladiator in single combat, lifting the Midgard Serpent,[46] who was large enough to coil around the Earth from head to tail multiple times over and crush it in its grip.[39], overpowering cosmic entities when pressed in battle and physically destroying stars, planets, and moons with only his fists.[47][48] Thor also possesses a magical belt that doubles his natural strength. Thor is also capable of entering into a state of Berserker Rage known as Warrior’s Madness, which will temporarily increase his strength and stamina tenfold but will only do so in desperate situations because it threatens his sanity.[49][50][51][52]

Despite the fact that he always restrains and holds back his vast strength against mortals, he has been capable of stalemating an enraged Hulk in strength (depsite the fact that the Hulk was constantly increasing in strength every moment) for hours without tiring at all and while restraining himself as always,[53] and knocking out the Hulk,[54] How much strength Thor truly holds back against mortals is made clear, as he was capable of knocking out Namor with a single blow (despite Namor being fully hydrated and it was raining),[55] easily defeating Bi-Beast (whose strength is said to equal the Hulk’s),[56] easily overpower the Red Hulk (who killed the Abomination, overpowered the Hulk, punched and injuring Uatu, killed the Grandmaster, and was able to absorb the Power Cosmic), nearly rendering the Juggernaut unconscious in under a minute after negating his mystical defenses,[57] and defeated both the Thing and an enraged Hulk at once in unarmed combat using only his vast physical strength.[58]

Godlike Invulnerability: Being a god whose heritage is half-Asgardian & half-Elder God affords Thor absolute invulnerability and immunity to such human ailments as diseases, toxins, poisons, corrosives, fire, electrocution, asphyxiation, lead, and radiation poisoning.[59][60][61][62] Thor can drink mead all day long and not get drunk. He has withstood direct blows from beings with vast superhuman strength such as the Hulk, Hercules, Gladiator, Silver Surfer, Thanos, and the Red hulk. Thor can survive in the heart of the Sun with no discomfort,[63] has flown through the heart of stars,[64] and survived point blank range energy explosions capable of destroying entire planets.[65] He has survived a supernova blast of an exploding star unharmed,[23] the gravity of a Neutron Star,[65] and withstood the weight of a score of entire planets.[66] Thor was able to survive direct multiple blasts from the Asgardian Destroyer (the weapon created by Odin and the gods from multiple pantheons to battle the Celestials).[67] Thor also once took a glancing hit by a Doomsday Bomb that was capable of destroying an entire planet, and soon after that explosion he fell from space (leaving a crater miles wide) to a planet called Pangoria.[65] He has withstood a blast from Odin (who is far more powerful than Thor),[68] attacks from Celestials,[24] and even withstood attacks from the leader of the Celestials.[69] With his powers reduced in half, Thor was able to withstand a blow from the Skruge the Executioner’s axe (a weapon that wields the energy of an exploding star).[70] Thor is extremely difficult to kill as his life force is considerably augmented by his godlike heritage, powers, Mjolnir, and the Odin Force – even if it is only relegated within Mjolnir as a smaller portion at the moment.[71]

Superhuman Speed: Thor can move at extreme speeds. Thor can fly to the sun in a matter of minutes. Thor was even able to strike down a moving Quicksilver and has claimed to have fought foes faster than him.[72] He can throw Mjolnir at the speed of light[73][74] and also swing Mjolnir at TWICE the speed of light with his powers reduced in half.[70] It has been established that the speed of Thor’s hammer transcends both Time & Space[75]. In addition, Thor can appear anywhere across the Universe or other dimensions in just seconds [76][77]. Thor could visually detect objects that move at fantastic speeds (this happened when Thor was the target of artillery fire [55] and [78] when he saw the speedy Hermes). Hela once stated that Thor is as fast as the lightning he commands. Thor can twirl his cape so fast that he creates a tornado.[79]

Superhuman Stamina: Thor’s advanced musculature is considerably more efficient than that of a human and most other Asgardians. His muscles produce no fatigue toxins during physical activity compared to those of humans and most other members of his race. His virtually inexhaustible stamina enables him to hold his breath for an undefined period of time and exert himself at peak capacity for months without tiring at all. Using the Belt of Strength also doubles his stamina. While in the Warrior’s Madness, Thor’s stamina also increases tenfold.[80][50]

Superhuman Senses: Thor’s superhuman sense’s allow him to effortlessly see objects as far out as the edge of the Solar System,[81] allow him to track objects traveling faster than light, [82]and hears cries from the otherside of the planet.[83]

Super Breath: Thor can use his breath to create hurricane force winds.[26][84]

Self Sustenance: He is capable of surviving in the vacuum of space unaided and does not need air, food, water, or sleep.[85]

Regenerative Healing Factor: Despite his astounding resistance to injury, it is possible to injure Thor. In the rare instances that he is injured, his body is capable of repairing damaged tissue with much greater speed and efficiency than the body of a human being and almost all other Asgardians. He can regenerate missing limbs or organs, with the aid of magical forces such as Mjolnir[86] or the Odin Force.[64]

Thor the God of Thunder
The Mighty ThorAdded by The Mighty Thor

Superhuman Longevity: Thor, like all other Asgardians, isn’t immortal in the same sense of some other god pantheons. Thor ages at a pace far, far slower than a human being as he is countless eons old; mortals’ life spans are comparable to nothing more than a blink of his immortal eyes. He has watched worlds die, and even witnessed Suns explode throughout his unimaginably long life meaning that he is at least billions of years old.[35] The consumption of the Golden Apples of the goddess Iddun is essential to an Asgardian maintaining their physical vigor but this has not shown to apply to Thor. Thor is immune to the effects of all Earthly diseases and infections.

Earth Control: After his resurrection, Thor has accepted his heritage as a child of the Elder Goddess Gaea and has gained the ability to control the Earth completely and has demonstrated this ability by being able to create continental-spanning chasms and earthquakes that are off the Richter Scale in the Earth itself.[87] He can control landslides and avalanches.[42]

Transcend Dimensions: Because Thor is a god, his divinity and corporeal form can transcend dimensions and is not bound by the percaptable. When he was trapped in the tesseract (a pocket universe prison) from the Collector, Thor determined the boundaries of the tesseract and escaped.[88]

Energy Manipulation: Thor has stated that he relies on the power of Mjolnir too often. Mjolnir does afford powers and abilities that he would not normally have, but Mjolnir is a tool and he has natural energy manipulation abilities without Mjolnir. During Ragnorak Thor had seen his family and friends fall to Loki’s army and he reached down into himself for strength he never realized before and projected an energy blast so powerful that he knocked out Durok the Demolisher, who was so powerful that Thor, even with Mjolnir, was barely able to hold hold his own against.[89]

Lightning: Thor usually uses Mjolnir to channel his storm abilities but he is capable of discharging lightning bolts from his hands.[90] He also summoned a lightning bolt from the sky without Mjolnir to strike Hogun to revive him from near death.[91] He summoned a lightning bolt to strike Hercules to break his grip on him.[92]

Rain: Thor can summon rain without the use of Mjolnir. Thor called down rain to bless that land where Kurse fell during Ragnarok.[93]

Memory Alteration: Thor calls this the ‘Gift of Forgetfullness’. He took away the memories of Jane Foster’s kidnapping from Loki[94] and a reporter’s experience in Asgard.[95]

All-Tongue: When Thor speaks with the All-Tongue anyone who hears him will hear him speak their native language in their hearts.[96]

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 23rd, 2012 at 6:22 pm

Who cares about Thors powers? Superman owned Thor.
Anything supes can do batman can do better. Get the picture?

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 23rd, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Plus he could escape Thor get the power rings and own thor, maybe Thor can outmatch one power ring but why about two? Or three? And if he can be bothered to collect them seven.

Posted by Tom on August 23rd, 2012 at 9:29 pm

@john: Oh.. i’m so scareeee………….. Come I’m working in London; UK come here. – Gang – A bunch of worthless human being; can’t believe that there are people want to join in or proud that have family members in it. Wait i change my mind dont come you will dirty my hands. Guess i know why you have knowledge comparable to a cockroach. You will never ever get a 1st Honor and Phd at the age of 27 like me; you will never get a MRes. At best you could get is a lousy degree. And please, a bunch of ganster with a few useless guns; you think you can come up with people that killed and trained to kill ? Oh wait you dont have a brain.

And please get back to your stupid knowledge of Ironman that you state : “Suma cum laude” lolz

Posted by Kevin on August 23rd, 2012 at 10:00 pm

It’s impossible to get all seven rings, never-mind control them. First off Agent Orange has the only orange ring in existence and would never give it to anyone, second if Batman were to somehow pry it from Larfreeze’s cold dead hands it is impossible for a wielder of all seven rings to use them all, because it is too much power for one person to handle. Not that any of this matters considering it has already been said like ten times he doesn’t have access to either ring he has wielded. John may make a constant ass hole of himself with his idiot comments that contain the words “batfag”, “gangster”, or just talking about how tough he is (not that it matters because this is a conversation about comic book characters, not the fate of the universe.) But I swear to god it’s like you haven’t read any of the previous comments saying he doesn’t have the rings.

Side note to Tom and John Jack Royal. Calm the fuck down. You are seriously issuing death threats on the internet over Batman vs. Iron Man. Grow the fuck up.(Ironic statement considering the material this blog is about) I don’t care how tall you are, how big and tough your gang is, or what level your degree is at. I just want to have a half civilized conversation about comic book characters.

Posted by Tom on August 23rd, 2012 at 10:36 pm

@Kevin: My apology Kevin; i was having hard time to let a teenager to insult me ; and please check again all the post; he is the one who start insulting; then issued a fight and when can’t win issued gang members , dead threat.

Back to the comic fight. Yes you are right; Batman can’t get all the rings; White is the 1 time ring, Red – rage – batman does not have enough of that the same with Blue – hope – and Black – death -. At best he can only control 2 rings Green – Will – and Yellow – fear – 2 of these ring could or may be equal to Thor. But it’s not his way of fighting. I would think Batman could use only 2 way to deal with Thor; Suprise attack – approaching Thor with one of his disguises and serperate Thor from his hammer -; 2nd method will be the Amazo-suit – this force Batman have to deal with Thor quick before the power runs out – .

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 23rd, 2012 at 11:08 pm

@clown That crossover was the stupidist thing ever made. Get the picture?
Your like a child using A B C logic. If bat man beat super man by using Kryptonite he could NOT do the same thing to Thor.

@tom Approach Thor with a disguise? Bwaaaahhhhaaaaahhhhaaaahhhaaa!!!!!
As if. What’s stopping Thor from kidnapping every member of bat mans family, and forcing him to fight Thor, man to man, in a fistfight? Not that he would need to. Just for giggles.

@kevin Go all the way back. I was not the first to use insults.

And to all of you; Look AAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL the way up to the pictures of bat man and Iron Man.
Yup. They’re the MOVIE versions. We can go back and forth for all of eternity, bringing up comic after comic and we will never agree. But I think we can ALL agree that in a random encounter, movie Iron Man owns movie bat mans ass in a fight.

Posted by Kevin on August 23rd, 2012 at 11:36 pm

First off I don’t give a shit who did it first just cut the shit. And yeah the disguise thing is stupid but the Amazo suit thing from the DCAU is an interesting point. If Batman could somehow get that suit he would be in good shape against anyone. But that suit is pretty risky to use, and would be pretty out of character.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 23rd, 2012 at 11:49 pm

@kevin The amazo suit aint shit in this debate because they only get standard equipment.

Seriously, either follow the rules or don’t post at all.

Posted by Kevin on August 24th, 2012 at 12:56 am

Oh my god shut up. I was just talking about the hypothetical idea of if he could use it. Just like when one person brought up that one time when Batman was a Green Lantern, before people started trying to use it as a valid point. If I had written ten posts in a row about how Batman could use the Amazo suit to win any fight ever, then you can be a dick head, or at least more of a dick head then you already are.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 24th, 2012 at 1:03 am

@kevin STFU no one cares about hypotheticals. Who would win in a straight fight, Iron Man or bat man.

Take it or leave it asshole.

Posted by Kevin on August 24th, 2012 at 1:26 am

Obviously two people care if they are talking about it. I kind of wish you had stayed away because every time you post with your stupid name calling all I can imagine is a 6’8″ tall, insecure, 16 year old kid hiding behind his keyboard writing mean things on the internet, all because he has either A) anger and/or mental issues, or B) a very small penis in comparison to everyone else. That’s on a scale of how much of an asshole everyone has been during this entire deal. You’re an ass to everyone like most of the time so I assume you must be doing a lot of compensating for the “a lot” you’re missing. And to answer your question like I have before you people went on a tangent about Thor, Darksied, and Superman, Batman would win with his superior intellect in multiple fields, ability to make the best of what he’s got with him, and ability to think outside the box when defeating foes, (similar to other ability but just different enough) while Tony Stark’s arrogance and basic lack of knowledge outside of tech and mathematics holds him back in a fight. I said this before and I’ll say it again, anyone would be better suited to fight in the Iron Man suit than Stark because they wouldn’t take all the tech and weapons he built into it for granted.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 24th, 2012 at 4:56 am

With the power rings given as I said a month he could probably gain access to at least the white green and yellow. Possibly blue I never said he could get orange or violet but the others are within reach though I doubt he’d use red or black. Plus I have no fucking clue how he did it but I’m pretty sure bats has beaten supes in a fight without krytonite, as I said no fucking clue. Also there’s this thing going that batman could beat any superhero/villain ever. Barring TOAA and shit like his I think this is more or less true if he has enough prep. I mean batman vs galactus. Batman researchs finds out about what galactus is scared of and the infinity gauntlet for good measure and galactus cowers in a corner. Batman wins against an opponent hardly any have been able to defeat.

Posted by Tom on August 24th, 2012 at 5:49 am

@Kevin: I dont think the the disguise idea is stupid much; yes he will have to face Thor with the lack of protection but he has the element of surprise and with that much fire power in Thor, unless batman build something new, i think the element of surprise will be better

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 24th, 2012 at 2:00 pm

@ kevin “Multiple disciplines” won’t help batfag survive a laser. This is a BRAWL, no prep, no second chances.

@clown the day batfag becomes green lantern, he can use the fucking ring. BUT NOT BEFORE.

@tom Thor has survived super novae dipshit. Since your to stupid to know what those are, let me break it down;
Our sun produces more energy every second then our civilization has in it’s entire history. EVERY. SINGLE. SECOND. A SUPER GIANT is between 500 to 1000 times BIGGER than sol. When one of those fuckers EXPLODES we call it a supernova. Not only did Thor survive, he survived COMPLETELY unharmed.
What the HELL can batfag build to come close to that power.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 24th, 2012 at 2:09 pm

@clown I didn’t even read your whole post until now, as you are a retard, but you think bats can beat GALACTUS?

ROFLMAO THE FUCK?

You do know that Galactus rolls around in a world ship the size of THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM? That makes the bat mobile look like a piece of fuck doesn’t it? If Galactus was serious, he could destroy the entire planet from lightyears away. I’d like to see what bat man would do if Galactus threw the moon into North America.

bat man was screwed fighting Iron Man

he was fucked fighting Thor

But Galactus? Now he’s ass raped.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 24th, 2012 at 8:51 pm

He ultimate nullifier dipshit and maybe the infinity gauntlet for good measure. Proof that given prep batman can beat anyone. And Thor isn’t as powerful as you say, darkseid can kick his ass and so can superman, I’d superman wanted to he could kill Thor with one hit, supes sundips for a week walks up to Thor says hey Thor guess what. What? BOOM! No more thor. Plus if batman can beat supes without kryptonite what chance does thor have? Especially when you give bats time to prepare. And why has he suddenly lost access to his old power rings? He cold obtain them anytime he wishes find the blue lanterns ask for a ring gets a blue ring that powers the green up to what the fuck levels so it’s nearly as powerful as the infinity gauntlet and BOOM no more Thor.
So thor the god vs batman the most dangerous man alive, god killer, most feared organism in the entire omniverse. Hmmm I wonder how it’s gonna turn out?
Back to ironman it’s basically giving the best SAS/marine ever two grenades and an AK-47 then putting him against a COD noob in a tank with no training. No matter how much equipment you bulk him up with he’s gonna lose.

Posted by Tom on August 24th, 2012 at 8:59 pm

@Clown; you should discuss this with Kevin; not with a mental patient or a retard cause it’s like talking to a rock. and you’re not getting pay by his parents to educate him.

I dont read GL comic much so i dont know about their logic. But i dont think Batman able to control more than 2 rings, and does he able to bring hope to control the blue ring ? He is known for instill fear and will not hope i believe.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 24th, 2012 at 9:11 pm

You see I thought he could control the power of hope because of the hope he has to make Gotham a better place, it kind of ties in with his willpower, and who cares what the green lanterns think, he’s Barman he does whatever the fuck he wants. I enjoy enticing the idiot becaus of the bullshit thing he comes up with. I want to find his defence for the ultimate nullifier and superman destroying Thor with the sundip. But he is ruining the thought that our generation can think sensibly instead of thinking about just the POWER aspect of things and not seeing how stupid amounts of power weaken and corrupt characters.

Posted by Tom on August 24th, 2012 at 9:14 pm

@John: *smirk*

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 25th, 2012 at 2:26 pm

The Irony is killing me. Here I’ve been saying to myself, “why are you talking to these assclowns? It’s like talking to a rock.” And you retards are thinking the same thing.

@clown Both the ultimate nulifier and the infinity gauntlet are from Marvel dumbass. Unless batfag thinks he can go to Marvel earth, pry the nulifier out of Reed Richard’s cold dead hands, beat the rest of the future foundtion INCLUDING SPIDER MAN take down EVERY SINGLE MEMBER of the ilumininati, for the gauntlet, travel back to dc earth put the gauntlet together before Galactus blows up the planet, he’s ass raped.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 25th, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Ok reed Richards easy to stop, spiderman the same. He could probably nick the gauntlet without anyone knowing and we’re talking about batman here. He can do whatever the fuck he wants in either omniverse at any time because he’s batman.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 25th, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Actuality the nullifier he’d just knock on Richards door and say “hi reed I’m gonna fight galactus in half an hour can I borrow the nullifier for a day?” to which Rees would agree because he’s batman and EVERYONE is shit scared of him except the joker naturally.

Posted by Samboyking on August 25th, 2012 at 10:20 pm

well i am a fan to marvel and ironman is a good candidate to be batman’s other in marvel universe, but i would have to say batman will win just because he’s batman, i know no disrespect to any ironman fan but really batman could had took out the founders of the justice league all on his own. Captain America can go toe to toe with ironman then you know batman is beating someone down. Also ironman is mostly playboy than man… sorry but Batman wins

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 25th, 2012 at 10:23 pm

Hat John it’s a marvel fan admitting that marvel characters don’t win every fight! It’s not like we’re pitting robin vs TOAA. It’s batman va ironman which batman more than likely will win.

Posted by Kevin on August 26th, 2012 at 1:26 am

Waoh don’t disrespect Robin

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 26th, 2012 at 5:06 am

Lol, you know what I thinks funny. If you put Darkseid against the avengers, the x-men and the fantastic four he stomps. He really does, and yet batman soloed him.

Posted by Tom on August 26th, 2012 at 7:11 am

@John: *smirk*

@Kevin: Depend on which Robin: The first one – Dick Grayson – is no joke; he could be the next Batman but it’s seem he could not handle the obsession. The others – Tim Drake,…. – are no good; they are there just to keep Batman in line, for the period time that Dick moved away Batman became darker.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 26th, 2012 at 9:29 am

Personally I prefer no robin, it’s much darker and Barman doesn’t have to save his ass 100 times a day.

Posted by Kevin on August 26th, 2012 at 12:48 pm

I like Robin better when he’s independent from Batman like in his series from the 90′s or a couple of the New 52 “Batman and Robins” where they have Damian on his own so far have been awesome. I actually took a screenshot of a panel of the four Robins standing together looking cool in their new uniforms as Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin. I like Tim and Damian the best personally, and I prefer Dick Grayson as Nightwing than Robin because the Nightwing costume is awesome. Tim and Damian are both much more serious than Dick ever was and they were made less incompetent by the writers so they were more sidekick/partner than damsel in distress. And the way Damian is Batman is still pretty dark with him, he’s killed a few people before Bruce could stop him. And I like to think of the DCAU Terry McGinnis as the next Batman. I really wish they would make even a miniseries of Batman Beyond traveling back in time with a Bat family of his own with at least a Robin (His younger brother is also Bruce’s “son” too I believe [explained in the Justice League Unlimited episode "Epilogue"]), and maybe a Batgirl or Nightwing of like thirty years later. And they could fight along side the more common known Bat family against a team of villains.

Posted by Kevin on August 26th, 2012 at 12:51 pm

*with not “Damian IS Batman*

Posted by Tom on August 26th, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Well the others are serious; but their skills is far from on pair with Batman not even Terry; only Dick is trained carefully by Batman and share some of his trait.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 26th, 2012 at 3:22 pm

IRON MAN FTW

Posted by BLASTERMAN on August 26th, 2012 at 3:23 pm

IRON MAN IS KING

Posted by Shank on August 26th, 2012 at 3:24 pm

I SUCK TONY STARKS DICk

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 26th, 2012 at 6:10 pm

Aww look at the little dipshits with caps lock on because they’ve lost.

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 27th, 2012 at 12:04 am

In what universe have “we” lost. Every single argument “we” have made, has blown your shitty arguments back up your ass.

Posted by Shank on August 27th, 2012 at 4:17 am

Lolz. It’s been a while everyone. After reading all the post. I must say.

@John: please bring your shit out of here. We dont want to talk with you are your garbage of family. The whole discussion you had showed shitty knowledge that even a junior high would know. Then you insulting everyone. You were so full of yourself when you found out about super nova. Everyone here knew what the super nova is long before you and there are different way to create a Super Nova. You do not have a decency of a human being to show your nick but using others.

So i say this; go back to your ganster family cause you will never be anything better. Stay there and dream of the stupid suit while we’re out there living and doing good for life. Well at least i’m sure that Tom is a winner compare to you. He is able to earn at least 30,000 GBP per ann not to mention bonus while stay comfortable in his chair. I doublt you or anyone in your ganster family could earn half the amount.

Posted by Tom on August 27th, 2012 at 4:19 am

@John: all i can hear was blah blah blah

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 27th, 2012 at 5:08 am

John, face it. You’ve lost everything you’ve said we’ve shown various ways around it with actual knowledge of a character not just things we’ve made up. You’ve shown a mediocer (sorry if spellings wrong) knowledge of science which is an argument you won’t win with people who know more and have leant more about the subject. You have threatened to go to someone house to start a fight and judging by the times of you posts you live in a different country. You don’t know shit about batman and you’re a classic marvel fan. Oh they are so OP to make up for what a shit character they are. They must be awesome! You know nothing of what makes a good character proven this when you said the green goblin is better than the joker because he could win in a fight. Also batman has soloed a god and superman without kryptonite. What has ironman done?

Posted by John Jack Royal on August 27th, 2012 at 10:59 pm

Even a jr. high student knows that a walking tank> a ninja

Tell me, someone, how batfag walks away from the first fight. No prep. No running away. No bringing equipment that he doesn’t usually have.

If anyone else posts WITHOUT answering this basic question. Then bat man loses. Again.

Posted by Tom on August 28th, 2012 at 12:55 am

Wow here is our genius think that a walking tank could defeat a man. What a retard, is it genetic or you’re a mutant ? A walking tank without anyone control is nothing more than a paper weight and not everyone can control a tank; put Einstein in a tank he still can’t out fight a stupid soldier. Tell me what qualification that Tony has as a fighter ?

Now “No prep. No running away. No bringing equipment” YAY so this is a street fight ? wow i wonder did you fall and hit your head ? The most important of a street fight is NO RULES idiot. So he CAN RUN AWAY, he CAN PREPARE and he ALLOW TO USE WHATEVER ADVANTAGE HE HAS.

p/s: please crawl back to your hole.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 28th, 2012 at 5:35 am

I think johns running on empty now. Just because batman can kick the arse of anyone in the marvel universe. :P

Posted by Tom on August 28th, 2012 at 8:22 pm

@Clown: nah Batman is not that good; he would not win against Wolverine.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 29th, 2012 at 4:18 am

Why not? Escape, build giant magnet, stick wolverine to magnet. Done.

Posted by Tom on August 29th, 2012 at 6:30 am

Well; it’s hard to escape from wolverine, the guy sense of smell and foresee is too good. He has way more fighting experience than Batman. And not easy to bind him with magnet; Magneto able to control metal so he was able to bind Wolverine, it’s like a magnet could easily bind iron; but copper, and others metal you would need a much stronger magnet.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 29th, 2012 at 6:35 am

It is a close fight but Batman I think exceeds Logan physically but there’s the claws and healing factor. Edxaping shouldnt be a problem because of the batplane bat mobile and grapple guns. Then I’d expect adamantium to be magnetic but I don’t know. But Logan can be knocked out so it depends if bats can get a KO blow. Similar to bats vs cap but I think bats has the edge in this one.

Posted by Tom on August 29th, 2012 at 10:30 pm

My personally think wolverine would have a strong edge. He has more exeprience and his instinct of fighting is better than batman. And his healing factor is too strong. Batman would have to come close to get a sample of wolverine blood to deal with his mutant power. And about the adamantiumi dont think there much chance to deal with it. Batman must has to have a sample to know what it is and since it does not exist in DC universe i’m having hard time thinking how to deal with it in real story.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 30th, 2012 at 3:55 am

You see though Barman doesn’t just rush into fights he researches and once he knows about the healing factor he would be able to use a sword to chop off limbs.

Posted by Tom on August 30th, 2012 at 7:55 am

Uhm.. Clown the Adamntiumi is undestructable. So unleast Bruce able to get some; it’s very hard for him to deal with wolverine. I guess the whole fight depend on IF Bruce able to buy adamantiumi.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on August 30th, 2012 at 2:27 pm

I know adamantium is nearly indestructible but it can be cut with hot metal of a similar strength.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on September 1st, 2012 at 2:16 pm

But he still kick wolverines ass in hand to hand. Back to the real question anyway. Batman can beat ironman as long as they aren’t fighting in a wide open space like a field or a desert.

Posted by Tom on September 3rd, 2012 at 9:38 am

@Clown: i’m not sure; whenever bats moves to wide area he use vehicle. So it is possible for him to deal with ironman in wide area too.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on September 3rd, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Yeah I supose he’s already built a batcave underneath the fighting space. But that’s the only time it swings the odds swing in ironmans favour.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on September 11th, 2012 at 9:29 am

Plus the JLA kicked the avengers ass anyday.

Posted by Shank on September 11th, 2012 at 4:06 pm

No joke, the JLA is too powerful for any Avenger; Just Dr. Fate , Sup and GL could wipe the whole marvel.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on September 11th, 2012 at 5:49 pm

Hell not even them supes and GL/manhunter could take em.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on September 11th, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Hell with morals off supes would just sundip and obliterate earth along with any shitty superhero oranigations. And joker is still the best comic book character ever so suck on that marvel fanboys XD

Posted by Black Suave on September 13th, 2012 at 10:52 am

It’s sad, really, how far this has escalated. Poor Bat-fans. All they can rely on PIS (plot-induced stupidity) to drag this out. Rather than write out a whole new wave of why Batman shouldn’t and can’t beat any superpowered being, I’ll regurgitate what I’ve said earlier, which seems to fly above their heads anyway.

Posted by Black Suave on September 14th, 2011 at 9:24 pm

Whatever, dude. I’m done with this. All this Batman support is nothing more than a ‘normal human’ self-protection mechanism. You all are giving Batman these phoney, hollow victories as a way of saying we ‘regular’ people somehow have a chance against enhanced or superpowered beings if we’re great detectives and can figure out a way to exploit their weaknesses. Well, they, these superpowered or specially enhanced beings can exploit our weaknesses as well. We’re frail, fragile, and typically have a low tolerance for pain (due to millions of nerve endings). It really wouldn’t take much to beat most of us. Batman’s tolerance for pain is COMPARABLE TO THAT OF THE OTHER 6 BILLION OF US. I’m sure he could take a few punches with the best of any barfight brawler, but after a while getting hit by a superhuman is going to take its toll, and much quicker than from getting hit by a regular joe.

Capt’s tolerance for pain IS GREATER than that of Batman. So is his RECOVERY TIME. If Batman slugged him the jaw, for instance, the effect would be gone in seconds, due to GREATER PAIN THRESHOLD and QUICKER RECOVERY time. Now when he hits Batman, Bats’ jaw is going to be sore for days, due to Capt’s greater STRENGTH, but also GREATER PAIN THRESHOLD while delivering the punch. The pain threshold and punching power works together. Think about it. If I punched two different types of walls, for example, an iron one and a styrofoam one, I’m going to pull my punch into the iron wall, because I know the limitations of my pain threshold, and I don’t want to break my fist. Now, the styrofoam wall, I’m going to lay into it and light it up. The THRESHOLD factor is not going to matter, unless the styrofoam is several feet thick (I’d use my brain and inquire about that beforehand).

If a Kryptonian was here on Earth, for example, he/she’d know that WE know his/her weakness is a chunk of Kryptonite, and wouldn’t come within 20 feet of anyone whom he/she suspected had a chunk. He or she would be smart enough to fight from a distance, probably using super breath and throwing large objects. Superman has beaten supervillians like Darkseid and Mongul, both of whom has some degree of brains, yet loses to someone like Batman? Come on, now.

Iron Man would use the same self preservation intelligence. Stark has a portable suit, so he’d be ready at all times. J.A.R.V.I.S. would scan Batman and make an assessment of all his abilities and vulnerabilities, and would counteract his actions.

You all try to make it sound like these other guys are just walking dummies like Grundy, and ONLY BATMAN has a thought process. And just because someone is smarter doesn’t mean that’s going to enable to win a battle. You think a 120lb nerd genius can beat a world champion strongman simply because he’s smarter? It still takes practical application to overcome physical limitations. The nerd could start out winning because he had a couple ‘trick plays’ up his sleeve, but the second there’s a miscalculation of ANY kind, brawn is more likely to take over. This even applies to ‘superdetectives’ like Batman.

I’m smarter than a bear. I could be armed with repellant, a powerful gun, and any other ‘bear defeating’ gadgets, but the second I miss or it gets too close, fight’s over. Also, it’d be worse if the bear was aware and could formulate some degree of strategy. These guys would have to be total morons to lose to Batman.

Posted by Shank on September 13th, 2012 at 12:01 pm

I’m really sorry for Ironman Fan cause it’s clearly none of them able to read or think.

Posted by Shank on September 15th, 2011 at 12:41 pm

@Black Suave:
Since it’s impossible to explain to you will give you the example you gave me:
“I’m smarter than a bear. I could be armed with repellant, a powerful gun, and any other ‘bear defeating’ gadgets, but the second I miss or it gets too close, fight’s over. Also, it’d be worse if the bear was aware and could formulate some degree of strategy” This is an example of iron man; a men without any knowledge of combat and strategy. “A soldier with just a hand gun or a knife could kill a bear” this is an example of batman. Now do you understand the different between these 2. A nerd with a gun cant best a soldier.

All your example is so unreal. If these so call super hero un able to know who batman is; how can they avoid him ? Yay Sup will stay in his fortress and be come a closet nerd; Iron man will become a drunk yard in his house.

Now about Capt; you have no knowledge of human and combat; those who train in combat can increase their endurance against pain; and recovery these thing can be archived by training; it’s call adapt to environment. If a boxer punch you and punch another boxer with the same force; who will have more pain; answer you, who need more time to recover ? you and does the other boxer need any serum like Capt. Please think before you post; cause showing off without anything to back up is just plain embarrassment . Un- least they stage clear the serum gave Capt super power like wolverine; he is just a perfect human; he cant get over limit of human and just be as Bat.

You’re mistaken Batman with Ironman, Ironman is a nerd in tech just as you said; he cant use his brain in anything but to build stuff, if you want to think think of him as Newtons or Einstein. Batman is a genus not only in knowledge but also in combat, think of him as Napoleon. You want to put Bat in a disavantage by set up a fight where you gave out every info about these fighter, sure only then these so call hero can kill bat with the help of others finding info about Bat for them. Without these info these guys is as good as dead to Bat. While Bat does not need anyone help to get to these Heroes .

Posted by Black Suave on September 13th, 2012 at 12:36 pm

LMAO. You’re killing me, dude. You Batfans just REFUSE to ‘get it’.

Look, Batman is weaker than like 99% of the hero/superhero/supervillain universe. About the only ones weaker than him physically is Robin, Joker, and Penguin. Throw in the Riddler, Toyman, Scarecrow, and a few other low levelers who aren’t what you would call musclemen. These guys, along with Batman, are considerably weaker than most other heroes and villains, so their brain MUST be their best weapon. The problem Batman runs into facing someone like Iron Man is that not only is Iron Man smart, but he has high tech AND enhanced strength (albeit from the tech he uses). Batman’s smarts will greatly assist him, but will only delay the inevitable.

Iron Man’s NOT just going to stand there and let Batman wail on him. Stark is going to be thinking as well, counteracting, formulating tactics to win. Batman isn’t the only one with brains. On top of that, these other guys have the BRAWN advantage. That’s why I used a bear in my example. Just think for a second if a bear had any kind of brains in a human capacity, to where it could work out, train itself to fight better, and use weapons (as if it needed to). Even if you’re smarter than that bear (say your IQ is 190 and the bear’s IQ is ‘only’ 150), the fact that it has ANY intelligence at all, combined with greater brawn, makes it highly likely to kick your ass…with relative ease. Your smarts would only work so long. A miscalculation on your part puts you at a HUGE disadvantage. Against all these guys, the same thing applies to Batman. If I’m reasonably as smart as you, plus WAAAY more physically powerful, I’m HIGHLY LIKELY to come away with the win.

Based on this, Iron Man trumps Batman. So does Capt. So does Supes. So does Darksied, GL, and anyone with superpowers AND can think just a little bit. Now, will you guys please cut out this Batman bromancing!?!

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on September 13th, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Right, what’s the most cap can lift? I’ve heard 800lbs. Batman can lift 100lbs, maybe most. So batman is stronger than cap. He is also smarter and better in combat. He beat supes weekly and has beaten him without kryptonite. He killed darkseid which no one else has been able to do. GL is scared of him do his power levels will be very low. Superman has said he’s the most dangerous man alive, darkseid has completmated him and so has pretty much everyone ever. Joker v ironman. Ironman wouldn’t be able to find him and the city will pretty much kill itself. And joker isn’t stupid, insane but really intelligent. He’d hide out knowing ironman couldn’t find him. Batman vs ironman, same as the best solider ever with a grenade vs the wort solider ever with a tank. The best solider wins. No matter how good the suit is the chain is only as strong as the weakest link which is stark. Or Lusious could just hack Jarvis rendering the suit useless.

Posted by Shank on September 13th, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Sigh…. Again you’re thinking as a weak nerd without any experience of real fight as every single Ironman fan. A Nerd with a gun even with all the Phd could not hold the bear for 1 min, but i doubt a marine would make a mistake like a nerd. From that point think bigger, Ironman is a freaking nerd, has no tactic experience at all, all of that is from his A.I and A.I always lose again human brain. So Ironman always lose again Batman who has real fight experience, a genius in all fields even martial art and a genius tactician.

Now, you think Joker is weaker than most villians ? really ? lolz you have never ever read DC haven’t you ? ALL VILLAINS STAY AWAY FROM THE JOKER cause they all know mess with him they will lose their life. Bane, Clayface, Killer Croc, Killer Moth, Man-Bat, Poison Ivy ? Ya they’re all weak. You should really read batman comic before talking.

p/s: Human are weak against animal but we still rise up against it with our brain, you should try to use it sometime cause if you dont have muscle and dont use brain you have ?

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on September 13th, 2012 at 5:53 pm

THANK YOU! Plus batman could take on pretty much any comic book character and win. I think it says something when even the villains that don’t fear superman fear batman and everyone but batman is afraid if the joker. Plus both of them ate pretty much immune to telepathy, both are highly intelligent and, together, are pretty much the be all and end all of the best comic book writing ever, the link that has developed between them is fantastic.

Posted by Antibatman on September 18th, 2012 at 9:29 am

Ok Batman fanboys since Batman is your unbeatable god let’s have him against these people and you explain to me how in the hell this victories are possible(each fight is individual)
Batman vs. Goku
Batman vs. Vegeta
Batman vs.Optimus Prime
Batman vs.Megatron
Batman vs. Naruto(Up to the most recent manga)
Batman vs. Obito
Batman vs.Darth Vader
Batman vs. Luke Skywalker
Batman vs. Monkey D. Luffy(Up to the most recent manga)
Batman vs.Fleet Admiral Sakazuki
Batman vs.Roy Mustang
Batman vs.Scar(From the Fullmetal Alchemist franchise)
Batman vs. Ichigo
Batman vs. Grimmjow
Batman vs.Light Yagami(with the death note)

Oh yeah that’s right THEY AREN’T POSSIBLE

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on September 18th, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Batman + research> anyone else.
Plus lots of them weren’t comic characters and since this is a comic book page you can fuck off with your manga.
Also all of them vs superman. Batmans soloed him before. No one else can.

Posted by Shank on September 19th, 2012 at 6:36 am

Wow Seriously, where is this guy come from ?, We are talking about DC and Marvel characters and he brought manga and Star wars ? Please…. Dragon balls is the most stupid manga i’ve ever read – what the heck they keep yelling and hair spike up, also dragon balls ? really ? can’t chose a better name ? – Transformer ; ya right; those robots that could be killed by an atomic bomb. Naruto ? really ? ninja wearing orange ? does the japanese know their own word ? the Nin in ninja stand for ? Jedi/SIth in star wars aren’t that all powerful, a normal trained man could kill them if they know how to do that – KOTOR 2 – . The same thing apply for all those worthless characters.

Japanese’s manga is over rated and only pick up because of our stupid kids now a day . Their comedy can’t never ever compare to our great comic Lucky Luke, Smurfs, Aterix & Obelix. Their detective can’t never reach to Tin Tin. And their anime is just a bacteria compare to Disney works.

Posted by IronMan Fan on September 26th, 2012 at 12:54 am

To: Clown Prince Of Time
No, you didn’t drive me away because I don’t get on this website everyday like your lonely ass because I actually have life. Iron Man can beat Batman because Batman’s suit is made of Kelvar, and Iron Man’s is Titanium (which by the way is magnetic its Paramagnetic which means its weak against magnetic fields and it also isn’t very conductive to electricity or heat so an EMP a.k.a an electro magnetic plasma wouldnt be very effective as to shut off his power) and if Iron Man shoots him with his repulser blast it would burn through his weak ass kelvar and if you wanna talk about comics (which by the way on the description at the top it talks about movie character not fucking comic and who even spends there gay ass time looking and some pictures like the movies are closer to real life situations than comic books, thats why Iron Man dosent have his force field like he does in the comics because force fields are not real) then Batmans suit was first just spandex like oh yeah spandex will protect him from a laser blast. Iron Man is just a better version of Batman like, I like Batman too his my 2nd favorite superhero (1st is Iron Man) but Iron would win. Even Stan Lee (the creator of fucking Marvel and a master of Comics) said so himself so yeah you’ll probably just say other shit thats why i forgot this dumbass site because you Bat Fags are in-denial. So fuck you im out.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on September 26th, 2012 at 2:16 am

Right firstly it’s electromagnetic PULSE not plasma which actually would take Ironmans suit out because that’s how stark plans to take one out if someone else steals one. Secondly if batman has the suit which is closest to Starks time (the batman beyond suit) he would kick his ass or the one he uses to fight superman(who is a LOT stronger than Thor and it takes hours of winding up of hulk to be near level). Batman has faced more powerful foes and what’s the point in all of Ironmans tec when you can’t hit batman? He can’t see him because if the stealth features if hi suit against infrared. If bats can take on superman at full strength in a fistfight who the hell stands a chance, though the new super man isn’t as powerful a the silver age one -.-. Lets do villains reversal again. Ironman vs joker an batman vs ?(their are no good ironman villains whereas batman has the best set of villains ever) ironman cannot find joker, joker blows up half of city, joker wins OR ironman actually finds joker( about a million to one chance I know) and kills joker Joker wins if you don’t know why get the fuck out. OR joker gases tony in his sleep since he knows where he is, pepper finds tony next morning dead with a joker grin across his face.

Posted by Tom on September 27th, 2012 at 3:28 pm

I wish for one there is a Iron-man Fan is able to read. Seriously; every single one keep bringing back the same line which had been shot down.

Posted by Tom on September 27th, 2012 at 3:32 pm

@Iron-man can’t read:

So, there is an Ironman movie and a Batman movie coming out at about the same this summer. Both movies will be fighting it out for the top spot this summer. THis got me thinking: who would win in a fight between Batman and Ironman. After much thought and carefull analysis, the winner is clear: Batman. (Honestly, Batman kicks everybody’s ass! )

Now, before all of you hardcore fans start writing me hate-mail, I know that they are in two different universes. Batman is in the DC universe and Ironman is in the Marvel universe. Who cares! I just want to see them fight. So here is an article on who wins, based of course on a detailed analysis of many factors..”

I found nothing here state that this is the fight for movie version. I’m really feel sorry for Iron-man if his fans are all like these.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on September 27th, 2012 at 5:37 pm

THANK YOU. Bats is so underpowered in the movies.

Posted by Black Suave on September 27th, 2012 at 9:14 pm

Batman would get his ass WHOOPED by 99% of the comic book universe.

Posted by Tom on September 28th, 2012 at 3:45 am

@ Suave: are you sure ? let’s us take the first are of both comic shall we ? I know for sure that Batman had already gotten almost everything that he has till the recently release, while Ironman first comic was wearing what ? a tin suit that completely useless.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on September 28th, 2012 at 5:11 am

@suave
Tell that to supes, darkseid, sinestro, all of his regulars, Solomon Grundy, owlman(batman is alternate universe), Capsicle and all the rest he’s beaten into a pulp. Ironman can’t do shit without his little team that supes could solo.

Posted by Black Suave on September 28th, 2012 at 12:11 pm

LMAO! Batman writers must have mind control over you all.

Explain to me how he ‘beat’ Supes, Darkseid, and even Grundy. Grundy’s dumb as hell, but stronger than 3 oxen, and can’t be easily hurt. How could Batman POSSIBLY beat him?

Scratch that. I can [almost] buy him beating Grundy. But Supes? Darkseid? Please. Both have enough brains and ridiculous brawn to allow themselves the INDIGNITY of losing to a ‘mere human’ with no powers. So, tell me WHAT ISSUE is it where Bat-bum beat these two? I will buy them/seek them out just to read how much PIS they have in them.

Back to Iron Man. Has brains. He’s like, 10 million times smarter than a lug like Grundy. And he has brawn. He can think on the fly. He’s an engineering genius. He can take THIS and THAT and make a weapon out of it. Batman at times struggles with street thugs. Explain to me again how can beat superpowered beings with a thought process. I’m a slow learner. You have to spell it out for me.

Go ‘head. I’m all ears.

Posted by Tom on September 28th, 2012 at 1:29 pm

@Suave: So let me check this again as i had checked with all you “Iron-man can’t read” We the Bat-fans read about Ironman and Batman but you guys has none info about Batman and you come here spouting none sense ? Cause clearly; if you had read batman you would never ever asked ” Explain to me how he ‘beat’ Supes, Darkseid, and even Grundy ” it’s all in the freaking comic unless you can’t even read comic ?

Please go back, because you have not a single right to dispute here if you have no knowledge of batman.

Posted by John Jack Royal on September 28th, 2012 at 2:03 pm

SUP PEEPS. XD

I just got done reading “bat man no mans land”. And do you know what I found out? bat man sucks.
He got his ASS BEAT by some nobody named echo in the first 10 pages. I don’t see how He’s supposed to beat Tony effing Stark, when he can’t even fight some random girl.

Someone earlier said that batfag could beat GOKU (the fuck?) in a fight. So I’m going to ask:

How would batfag fight someone like OMEGA SHENRON, who has no morals, and could destroy the planet with a snap of his fingers. No fucking way he could fight Omega Shenron. No Fucking way he could even fight Spider Man! You people are in serious denial.

P.S I see I have to remind you that batfag gets NO PREP. Even if he has prep, he’s screwed. But he doesn’t. So he’s more screwed.

Posted by Tom on September 28th, 2012 at 6:15 pm

Oh shut up John; First you said this is a street fight; now you said he can’t prep. What is ur idea of a street fight is ? oh yes a Street Fighter game. Lolz
2nd That guy and you are both idiot; this is a comic, not manga so please bring those idiots out of here – how to kill Goku ? by the time he finish his stupid Gung-ho yelling anyone could kill him -
3rd you Iron-man fans has no jack knowledge of Batman comic so you have no right to say anything; specially you John since you have no knowledge of all.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on September 28th, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Darkseid- radion bullet shot back through time
Supes- armoured suit without krytonite or just krytonite
Solomn Grundy- he ripped his FUCKING HEART OUT!

Without prep? Please, bats is always preped with stuff for escape so he can come back and kick someone’s ass in five minutes. Plus he has better equipment than stark and is MILES smarter than stark. Plus with best equipment he owns everyone who doesn’t have the power to blink him out of existence.
Ironman v darkseid who would win?

Also given prep he’d just get the ultimate nullifier to scare whomever he wants into submission, such as galactus or your stupid goku

Posted by John Jack Royal on September 29th, 2012 at 1:14 pm

How do you explain the fact that Deathstroke continually OWNS bat man.

How do explain the fact that some RANDOM girl beat his ass in no mans land? Took him by surprise, punched him in the face, knocked his ass out.

Answer my damned questions.

Posted by John Jack Royal on September 29th, 2012 at 1:20 pm

P.S Goku is too fucking POWERFUL for the ultimate nullifier. PLUS he can come back from the dead. And, how is batfag going to beat OMEGA SHENRON when SHENRON has no morals and can destroy the entire planet before batfag can blink.

Also, you’re the biggest retard I know to have to be reminded again, the Ultimate Nulifier is FUCKING MARVEL YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! No way. No Fucking way, is batfag going to cross dimensional barriers and FIGHT the entire Marvel universe to get that weapon. I wish he would try.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on September 29th, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Oh so we’re having a marvel vs DC battle but all equipment from either universe can’t be used? That’s just fucked ironman up. How about the GL ring then? Or the sinestro corps ring? Or the white lantern power ring? All three of them have infinite power. Plus the fantastic four or some other group I can’t remember the name of has the ultimate nullifier and their not exactly a challenge.
Back to ironman v batman. Batman stomps. Stark can’t hit him if he tried and his air supply will run out a long time before bats tires, faceplate opens bats wins. Or as I said earlier an EMP would suffice. Or a batphone call to supes who would just punch a hole through Ironmans chest.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on September 29th, 2012 at 7:57 pm

And with deathstroke it’s because he’s like deadpool on steroids fighting style wise and Barmans about equal. For example bats could own Spider-Man because the webs can be broken down by a chemical that his suit could be impregnated with plus the whole “spidey-sense” thing only is an advantage in a suprise attack, bats has reflexes and punching power equal to Spider-Man, he also has more fighting experience and in hand to hand could pretty much kick his ass because spidey just fights on instinct whereas bats will analyse his opponent to find weaknesses whilst fighting. Deadpool can own pretty much anything in the marvel universe due to reasons of a stupidly high healing factor. Deathstroke, being the character Marvel COPIED an renamed deadpool, does pretty much the same thing with a weakened healing factor and better skills. Pose this, venom v bats. Bats researches venom, uses sonic gun bats wins. Spider-Man v scarecrow, scarecrow uses fear gas on spidey, spidey goes insane and lives in arkham for the rest of his life.

Another reason for joker being the best character ever. When scarecrow used his fear gas on him(to which noone is immune) it did not visually effect joker. This means one of three things.
1. The joker is fearless
2. The joker is afraid of everything so the gas made no change to his reality
3. The gas did affect joker but he is the master of fear which means his deepest feats affect him so little that it does not show at all when faced with them.

The joker is the best comic book character ever and you marvel twats know it.

Posted by Tom on September 29th, 2012 at 9:46 pm

@John: read again idiot, that is no random girl. Only an idiot would see that is some random girl. And do you event know who Deathstroke is. Seriouly, it’s like i try to explain transfection to a delivery boy. And please stop bringing your “Dragon’s balls” in here this is not a manga or i will think you are a weebo – that the most worthless manga that Japanese could ever created – . Also please explain to us again why a street fight that people can’t prepare or use whatever the other has ? Finally, Bats can’t cross dimension ? so Ironman can ? cause if neither them can’t i dont see how they can fight each other ?

p/s” Marvel had used alot of DC characters over the years and ripped off sometimes: Capt America for example: the original name was “Super American”, similarity enhance speed strength healing – but much much weaker and no indestructable due to Law suit – and the shield to help him fight against gun cause frankly a common soldier no matter how fast or strong would die in a WW unless he is lucky or has something to hide behind.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on September 30th, 2012 at 4:19 am

Captain America and ironman are both rip offs of bats just with different abilities, stark has a bit of his money and intelligence and uses gadgets, plus Bruce Wayne and stark are pretty similar characters. Caps is basically bats minus 1 for everything, and minus about 50 for intelligence. Caps can lift 800lbs, bats can lift 1000. Bats has trained in loads of martial arts, caps has trained in a few, bats can dodge bullets, lasers and omega beams, caps hides behind a shield. Get the picture?
Plus bats could probably kill deathstroke if he wanted to as we’ll as he could kill any other hero or villain he’s met. But he won’t unless he needs to, like what happened with darkseid. Thinking about darkseid, bats has met him three times to my knowledge. The first he outwitted him(a god), the second he dodged his unavoidable omega beams and thirdly he killed him, and so far he’s still dead. Supes couldn’t do that but bats did. I really don’t see if bats has taken on both supes and darkseid (who could flick stark out of his suit) why you’d honk ironman would win?

Posted by Tom on September 30th, 2012 at 7:40 am

@Clown: i though Capt is Sup ripped off ? You know str, speed, healing factor – though much much much much weaker – and they gave him a shield so he could survive.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on September 30th, 2012 at 11:49 am

He has more of a supes mentallity but physically he’s very similar to bats. I suppose supes and bats were the two first big superheroes though, Capsicle being the third.

Posted by John Jack Royal on September 30th, 2012 at 1:27 pm

First, Tom your a retard. How many times do I have to tell you that emp doesn’t work? You stupid piece of shit.
Fine. The girls name was “echo” she could read peoples minds, so what? She STILL beat batfags ass.

Second, clown your an even bigger retard. The only reason you say not to bring manga in here is because you know batfag is a failure next to OMEGA SHENRON. And your just the type of asshole who thinks that everyone ripped off your superhero. Well, they didn’t. Oddly enough, not EVERY billionaire in comics has something to do with batfag. Nor does EVERY martial artist have to do with batfag.

But back to the fight, if echo could take batfag by surprise, there is NO REASON IN THE WORLD why Iron Man couldn’t just laser the fucker. And the ONLY way you can think of batfag winning, is if he had a power ring or an ultimate nullifier or an infinity gauntlet.

I don’t know if you people are trolling, or really just this stupid. I hope your trolling, but if your not…

Posted by Tom on September 30th, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Wow The shitty garbage think he is so smart.

1st Emp work on EVERY electric devices; and ONLY an idiot would ONLY know 1 way to use it.

2nd So you admit you are an IDIOT cause you only looked up for her after i said. She is trained she has the experience ; she can aim while you tin man is a noob has to depend on an A.I; so she can sneak up Bats, i would love to see a guy in a Tin suit with 2 Freaking rocket could sneak up on anyone. And again, please please go back to cave or hole cause it’s like you having a cave man’s brain, SHE CAN READ THOUGHT, do you think she can only use it to ear drop people ? There are various ways to use that ability like READ THE NEXT MOVE when fighting.

3rd So Weebo; go to japan and suck up to them, and i doubt they let a retard to kiss their ass, THIS IS A FIGHT BETWEEN COMIC CHARACTERS – MARVEL AND DC – . And if your OMEGA SHENRON so powerful why he had to have a fist fight with those idiots ? Wow i’m so powerful and evil but i have no brain so instead of snap my finger i have a fist fight with them to let them kick my but.

4th Let’s see Super man. The first super hero that had ever been made in the WORLD he is the SUPER MAN. Batman, The first super hero without and power that had ever been made in the WORLD. So ya all those others heroes come after them are rip off from them. And please; Capt’s original name is Super American -> first Marvel super hero is a RIP OFF from SUPER MAN.

5th Please dont run away from our question so call “gangster family who has cousin had been to many street fight” . WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE CAN’T PREPARE IN A STREET FIGHT ?

Finally; and again please please stop coming here without and knowledge at all. Cause talking to a no brain is annoying

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on September 30th, 2012 at 5:41 pm

Hmm bats can dodge lasers, so what shall we do? I KNOW! Lets fire a laser at him! Retard. -.-

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on October 1st, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Ways for bats to beat ironman:
Hide and radio fox, fox hacks Jarvis, batman wins.
Hide and wait for Ironmans air supply to run out, stark opens faceplate, batarang to the face
Go to batcave, invent a weapon/device to beat ironman
“. “, build an EMP
” “, get his GL/sinestro ring
“. “, get acid to melt Ironmans face
And my personal favourite:
Phone silver age strength superman.

Posted by John Jack Royal on October 13th, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Iron Man FTW

batfag SUCKS

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on October 13th, 2012 at 7:32 pm

Keep believing that. Just because batman could kick the entire marvel universes ass.

Posted by stahlnacht on October 19th, 2012 at 4:14 am

Who would win in a fight? Batman.
But if one were to compare everything about them…well…we each have our own views. In everything else that does not include fighting, Ironman would win. Fighting? Batman, any time, any place, any opponent.
If given enough time to prepare, Batman could beat Galactus.
I think it was either Batman Beyond or Justice League that Batman was said to be the opposite of expendable.
Ironman on the otherhand is expendable, he can easily be replaced with Mr Fantastic, or Val Richards intellect and gadget-wise.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on October 19th, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Well said, his best role in the justice league though is thinking strategies from the sattalite base. He is much more useful there than on the ground because he makes everyone else better rather than just owning everyone. Imagine superman with the combat intelligence of bats, that’s what he does, like in batman beyond where he coordinates terry.

Posted by Shank on October 19th, 2012 at 8:17 pm

It’s in Justice league unlimited, in Batman Beyond time “Epilogue” ep; one of the league powerful foe “Amanda Waller” stated that ” The world need the Batman”, i dont remember anyone state that to Stark. Even though his best role is to coordinate team member, his paranoid nature lead to he would never trust his team to do what need to be done therefore he is often join in fighting. Terry is what i call similar case of Ironman; the only he has is the tech without any real experience; you can see how he struggle in fighting and when without the suit he can’t aim at all, Bruce act as Javis guiding Terry, etc……..

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on October 19th, 2012 at 9:30 pm

Apart from the fact Bruce is way better than Jarvis.

Posted by stahlnacht on October 19th, 2012 at 10:33 pm

Jarvis is an actual Butler. (for those that don’t know). He’s like Alfred.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on October 19th, 2012 at 10:37 pm

Ah, but does he have a amazing emotional moment like Alfred at the end of the dark knight rises?

Posted by stahlnacht on October 19th, 2012 at 10:41 pm

Yes, though you’d have to find it in the comics.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on October 20th, 2012 at 4:45 am

But iron man comics are boring for the lack of good villains

Posted by Johny on October 20th, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Tony made himself a butler: A super computer that doesn’t cry. Tony made his armor and is making his own weapon. Alcoholic? The man was bored to death for lack of challenges. Ironman’s range is worlwide. Batman is citywide unless he prepares himself in advance. Intelligencewise? Tony handsdown. Yes, Bruce is a smart businessman, a cunning stratagem, a formidable detective and has vast scientific knowledge. But Tony is a genius whose expertise in the fields of mathematics, physics, chemistry, and computer science. He built a freakin’ miniature CERN for god sake. Hand to hand combat though, Bruce all the way. Suit vs suit would be Ironman, prepared or unprepared. A utility belt against a miniature arc reactor…come on.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on October 20th, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Right, so you think stark is smarter than bats? Maybe in engineering but fox is better than stark at that anyway, all Bruce need is an EMP to take stark out plus stark will never hit bats with any weapon as hell just dodge everything or Starks targeting system won’t pick him up.

Posted by Shank on October 20th, 2012 at 5:08 pm

@Johny: Bruce is also a genius in those fields, he did get his – at least Master – in those fields at Harvard. If you think Bruce is least intelligent because he can’t build a suit ? He designed the Watch Tower with it’s weapon; he designed the Robot suit to fight against Bane, He designed the Batman Beyond suits. The reason why Tony suit is much better is because Bruce design his suit focus on neutralize his opponents not to kill. Now suit vs suit; you have to think about who is behind the suit, Einstein inside the most adv tank could never defeat Adolf Hitler.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on October 21st, 2012 at 5:48 pm

EMP!
Or a giant magnet. The magnet would be funnier though.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on October 25th, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Have you seen ironman 3 trailer? It just looks like a rip off of batman begins!9

Posted by Shank on October 26th, 2012 at 6:18 am

They want to make Ironman 3 ? after Ironman 2 ?

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on October 26th, 2012 at 12:05 pm

It’s out in April

Posted by Shank on October 31st, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Ok… i did see some elements of Batman begins in there. But i dont think it will be a success. The first 2 films were not worth the money they put in making the films.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on October 31st, 2012 at 8:26 pm

I think one was unlucky to be released on the same year ad the dark knight but 2 was kinda crap

Posted by mike on November 25th, 2012 at 3:02 am

I’m a huge fan of both. let’s face it, if batman crossed iron man without having time to study him, he would lose hands down. he just doesnt have the capabilities of offenss or defense. but if he were to attack and manage to escape which he could, he would find a way to disable jarvis via hacking (as seen in the avengers movie) and he would be able to research more into the suits to modify his own suit and weapons or simply sabotage iron mans operations. he’s the master of psychology and fear. bat would figure something out in time. though you never know, stark is more intelligent and just as unpredictable.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on November 25th, 2012 at 12:17 pm

Stark is no where near bats’ level of intelligence, plus we’ve been through the fact that stark can’t target bats, also bats just needs to get to the suit he uses to kick supes ass

Posted by J.C on December 1st, 2012 at 5:43 pm

Wait, Christian Bale Batman or Comics Batman? Cause Comics Batman would kick Iron-Man’s ass and Christian Bale Batman would get his ass handed to him.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on December 1st, 2012 at 6:03 pm

Comics as we are intelligent people, so unlike these rouges that only go by the movies!

Posted by J.C on December 3rd, 2012 at 11:35 am

Then Batman wins due to having some highly dangerous gadgets, plans with backup plans, and backup plans with backup plans. Simple.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on December 26th, 2012 at 5:30 pm

People would never know how smart powerful and dangerous the Bat Man is by the nolan movies.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on December 27th, 2012 at 8:03 am

Who’s stolen my name!

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on December 29th, 2012 at 12:28 am

HA HA HA!!!!! What a buncha FANBOY IDIOTS!!!! TONY STARK TOTALLY OWNS BATMAN ON ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!!! I would go into along-winded tirade about how BADASS STARK is in his EXTREMIS ARMOR, but I’ll just let you CHUMPS go to http://www.ironmanarmory.com/Extremis_Armor.html and read it your damn self, because nothing BATMAN has in his arsenal can deal with that walkingcan of WHUP ASS right there……

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on December 29th, 2012 at 5:14 am

How about the suit he uses to kick supes ass on a regular basis?

Posted by Shank on December 29th, 2012 at 3:37 pm

@Here something to you all Ironman fans. Ironman is smart, but he is not expert in investigate his enemy weakness. Therefore event with prepare time, Ironman can’t do anything. Example : How many times that his Hulk Buster or Thor Buster ever work ? Never cause he only know the strength of his enemy and build something to upgrade his defend and attack. However his enemy is not an idiot, they change their approach and Ironman special armor goes bye bye. He can’t come up anything right on the spot to deal with his enemy.

Batman in the other hands can do all these. And if you want really strong armor, please try the Amazo suit. That is the truth one stop shopping suit. Batman can use it to deal with whatever Superpower being he want.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on December 30th, 2012 at 7:44 am

Also there’s the other useful crap he owns like the GL ring. Also comic book rule #1 Batman always wins.

Posted by darkishstar on January 15th, 2013 at 4:57 pm

Have you guys even watched the Justice League? Batman destroys everyone in it. he travels through space and made a ridiculous amount of things. All his comrades cant beat him. Superman? no. batman would get kryptonite and destroy him. Flash? glue gun. green lanterns? yellow powder. batman would develop an deflector against the rays iron man shoots out. not even that, batman would disable iron mans suit in the blink of an eye. batman also has these giant weapons. he got an invincible tank and aircrafts and others stuff that would destroy iron man. and honestly, i feel like iron is useless on the avengers

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on January 16th, 2013 at 3:17 am

Compared to the JLA the avengers are useless. Hell one on one batman could kick the shit out of every one of them.

Posted by Shank on January 19th, 2013 at 8:11 pm

Agree. I mean what the heck with : “If we can’t save the earth, we make sure avenge it” . What with the loser thinking. JL will be : “We will save the Earth even if we have to make the ultimate sacrifice”

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on January 20th, 2013 at 2:16 am

Yeah if it was the JLA instead of the the avengers superman would just go speed blitz and laser eyes and there would be no more army.

Posted by Shank on January 20th, 2013 at 7:53 pm

Oh by the way. Death Battle just calculate Superman feat and power. Watch to known http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyl97TG8jbA

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on January 21st, 2013 at 4:40 pm

Fuck deathbattle they dont do there research.

Posted by John Jack Royal on February 10th, 2013 at 3:50 pm

Final word: Iron Man wins.

Posted by Tom on February 12th, 2013 at 8:36 am

Oh the ganster were back. Just question, how many final words are there ? Cause you had quite a lot. Or you’re idiot to remember your own word ?

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 12th, 2013 at 12:40 pm

Haven’t we already decided batman beats ironman, JLA> the avengers and batman> any other character.

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on February 12th, 2013 at 7:11 pm

GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU FAGGOT….BAT-MAN WOULD DIE QUICKLY AND HORRIBLY AT THE HANDS OF ONE MR. TONY STARK, AND YOU AND THE REST OF THE BAT-MAN DICK SUCKING FANBOY IDIOTS ON HERE ARE JUST F*CKING STUPID AS SHYT IF YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT A MAN IN ARMOR THAT CAN TAKE A NUKE TO THE FACE AT 2% SHIELDS AND “STILL” GO ON TO WHUP ASS IS GOING DOWN COURTESY OF A F*CKING BAT-A-RANG THAT HE HAS TO BE CLOSE ENOUGH TO THROW…..SORRY, IT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN….AND THE JLA IS A BUNCHA PUSSIES!!! HELL, YOU CAN TAKE THOR, THE HULK AND NAMOR ALONE AND SOLO THOSE FAGGOTS….JUST FACE IT…..BAT MAN AIN’T READY TO ROLL WITH THE TYPE OF CRITICAL BEATDOWN THAT IRON MAN COULD GIVE IN HIS SLEEP….

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on February 12th, 2013 at 7:13 pm

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on January 16th, 2013 at 3:17 am

Compared to the JLA the avengers are useless. Hell one on one batman could kick the shit out of every one of them.

BAT MAN CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IRON MAN, DUMMY…..HOW THE F*CK IS HE SUPPOSED TO HANDLE THOR, THE HULK, CAPTAIN AMERICA AND ALL OF THE OTHER HEAVY HITTERS THAT THE AVENGERS HAVE, YOU STUPID MOTHAF*CKA????

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on February 12th, 2013 at 7:44 pm

Posted by Shank on December 29th, 2012 at 3:37 pm

@Shank: Here something to you all Ironman fans. Ironman is smart, but he is not expert in investigate his enemy weakness.

(LET ME STOP YOU THERE, BECAUSE IRON MAN’S ARMOR HAS SCANNERS THAT TELL HIM HIS ENEMY’S WEAKNESSES AS HE FIGHTS AND RECORDS ANY AND EVERYTHING HE DOES TO ALLOW HIM TO FORMULATE BETTER STRATEGIES IF HE FACES THE SAME PERSON AGAIN, STUPID…..)

Therefore even with prepare time, Ironman can’t do anything. Example : How many times that his Hulk Buster or Thor Buster ever work ?

(WELL SINCE YOU ASKED, IT’S WORKED 4 TIMES AGAINST THE HULK AND NONE AGAINST THOR…..NOW HOW MANY TIMES HAS BAT-MAN GOTTEN HIS ASS KICKED COURTESY OF DEATHSTROKE WHO BEATS HIS ASS LIKE CAKE BATTER WHENEVER HE FEELS LIKE IT??? HOW ABOUT PROMETHEUS WHO WAS A NORMAL HUMAN THAT TOOK OUT THE ENTIRE JLA THAT HE COULDN’T BEAT AND WOULD HAVE GOTTEN KILLED BY IF NOT FOR PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY?? WHAT ABOUT LADY SHIVA WHO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF HIM??? RICHARD DRAGON?? CASSANDRA CAIN???? HOW ABOUT BANE, WHO SNAPPED HIS SPINE??? NEED I FUCKING GO ON??? TRUST ME, I GOT PLENTY OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF BAT MAN’S PUNK ASS, AND HE COULDN’T DO A DAMN THING ABOUT IT EITHER….)

Never cause he only know the strength of his enemy and build something to upgrade his defend and attack. However his enemy is not an idiot, they change their approach and Ironman special armor goes bye bye.

(DUDE, DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT BAT-MAN COULD HAVE BEATEN THE HULK WITH A DAMN GAS GRENADE??? EVEN BETTER, HOW WELL DO YOU THINK HE’D DO AGAINST THOR??? SERIOUSLY??? WELL LET ME HELP YOU OUT SOME…..HE’D GET KILLED….PERIOD, POINT BLANK, THOR WOULD RIP HIS HEAD OFF….)

He can’t come up anything right on the spot to deal with his enemy.

(ARE YOU STUPID??? TONY STARK HAS DESIGNED WEAPONS TO BEAT OPPONENTS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT PLENTY OF TIMES, AND THE MAN DESIGNED AN PERPETUAL ENERGY SOURCE AND A SUIT OF ARMOR IN A FUCKING CAVE, YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER…. I’VE NEVER SEEN BAT MAN DESIGN A DAMN THING!!! HELL, WHY DO YOU THINK HE PAYS LUCIUS FOX TO DESIGN ALL OF HIS CRAP-A-RANGS, FAGGOT??? KNOW WHY??? BECAUSE HE CAN’T DO IT HIMSELF!!! THAT’S WHY….”

Batman in the other hands can do all these. And if you want really strong armor, please try the Amazo suit.

(HA HA HA HA HA !!! THE “AMAZO SUIT”??? YOU MEAN THE ARMOR THAT TONY CAN CONTROL AND KILL HIM WITH USING HIS “TECHNOPATHY WHICH ALLOWS HIM TO CONTROL ANY AND ALL TECHNOLOGY IN LESS THAN THE BLINK OF AN EYE AND THE SAME ARMOR THAT HE’D CRUSH IN HIS REGULAR MARK 30 BLEEDING EDGE ARMOR THAT HE CURRENTLY WEARS??? Ummm….OK….)

That is the truth one stop shopping suit. Batman can use it to deal with whatever Superpower being he want.

(THAT IS THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF BULLSHIT I’VE EVER READ….SUPERMAN WOULD MOLLYWHOP BAT-MAN ON A WHIM IF HE CHOSE TO, AND THAT SUIT WOULDN’T STOP HIM FROM DOING IT EITHER!!! KNOW WHY??? LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU THEN….When SUPERMAN takes a hit, he’s protected by his own bio-magnetic aura just above his skin, so not only is “HE” protected, his costume is too…HERE’S ONE OF HIS OWN QUOTES DO DARKSEID: “I FEEL LIKE I LIVE IN A WORLD MADE OF CARDBOARD…..ALWAYS TAKING CONSTANT CARE NOT TO BREAK SOMETHING….OR TO BREAK SOME ONE…BUT WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A RARE OPPORTUNITY FOR ME TO CUT LOOSE AND SHOW YOU JUST HOW POWERFUL I “REALLY” AM”….. BUT LET’S PUT IT ANOTHER WAY: SUPERMAN IS AS STRONG AS HE “NEEDS” TO BE AND BY ABSORBING YELLOW (STRENGTH GOES UP BY 25,000 TIMES) OR BLUE SOLAR ENERGY (STRENGTH GOES UP BY 50,000) TIMES, HIS POWER LEVELS GO UP THE MORE HE ABSORBS….IN THE JUSTICE LEAGUE SERIES “OUR WORLDS AR WAR” HE ACTUALLY SPENT 15 MINUTES “INSIDE” THE SUN, AND WHEN HE EMERGED, HE WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO EFFORTLESSLY MOVE PLANETS….NOT TO MENTION HE CAN ACTUALLY SEE SOULS…. HE CAN LITERALLY INCINERATE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANETS IN A STARING CONTEST, ALTHOUGH THAT DOES DRAIN HIS POWER FASTER THAN ANY OTHER POWER/ABILITY HE HAS, (ESPECIALLY WHEN HE AMPS IT UP!!!) AND WITH “PRECISION FOCUS”, HIS HEAT VISION CAN REACH MICROSCOPIC LEVELS INVISIBLE TO THE HUMAN EYE AND FOCUS IT THROUGH SOMEONE’S PUPILS LIKE A SCALPEL TO INSTANTLY LOBOTOMIZE THEM (INCLUDING BAT-MAN)….BY VIBRARING JUST UNDER LIGHT SPEEDS, HE CAN USE “THE INFINITE MASS PUNCH”…..THE SPEED CAUSES THE RELATIVE MASS OF HIS FIST TO INCREASE IMMENSELY AND DELIVERS AN IMPACT CLOSE TO 10 OCTILLION MEGATONS….(BASICALLY THE FORCE OF A GOT DAMN SUPERNOVA) IN COMPARISON, THE “CZAR” WAS THE MOST POWERFUL NUCLEAR WEAPON MANKIND HAS EVER DEVELOPED AND IT HIT WITH A FORCE OF 50 MEGATONS…. WITH SUPERMAN’S AUGMENTED KRYPTONIAN PHYSIOLOGY AND DENSER MOLECULAR STRUCTURE, HIS PUNCH IS LIKE GETTING HIT WITH OVER (AN ESTIMATED) 200 SEPTILLION “SUPER NUKES”!!!!! THAT’S “24” FUCKING ZEROS, BITCHES!!! He’s not only “STRONG”, but he’s a genius WITH A LEVEL OF INTELLECT THAT CAN PROCESS INFORMATION THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN A NORMAL HUMAN CAN AND HE IS CAPABLE OF STRATEGIC FIGHTING EVEN IF HE’S TRAVELING AT 8 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT…. NOT TO MENTION HE’S AN EXPERT IN DISABLING OPONENTS USING PRESSURE POINT ATTACKS WHILE IN COMBAT, AND IS AN EXPERT IN 2 DIFERENT KRYPTONIAN MARTIAL ARTS (TORQUASM RA AND TORQUASM VO) THAT EVEN BAT MAN HIMSELF CAN’T FUCK WITH!!! HECK, THE GUY TOOK 15 SUPERNOVAS TO THE FACE AND DIDN’T EVEN FLINCH!!! AND I’M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE BAT-MAN CAN BEAT HIM??? Ummmm……WHATEVER….. CALL ME CRAZY, BUT I’M GOING TO GO WITH THE GUY THAT A SIMPLE BULLET OR A GOOD HARD SHOT TO THE JAW WON’T STOP, AND THAT IS SUPERMAN…….

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 12th, 2013 at 8:07 pm

WHAT IS WITH THE CAPS LOCK!!!

Since bats kicked the shit out of Supes when he was 60 then how could anyone else pose a problem? Supes kicked the shit out of Thor until Odin came in to save his sorry ass. Thor= Hulk so Supes beats hulk. Iron man takes a nuke on 2% power Supes takes 15 supernovas to the face and isn’t bothered. Supes could easily solo the avengers. Bats could one on one anyone on the avengers because he looks for their weaknesses and cuts on them, iron man has limited power, a speaclially designed EMP could wreck him, speaclially designed weapon could immobilise him, bats has a better suit he could fight with and Jarvis can be hacked giving anyone control over the suit. Finally bats could use his bat phone to call superman to punch a hole in ironmans chest.

Posted by Shank on February 12th, 2013 at 8:11 pm

Another retard.
1st Javis scan, it can inform iron man of information but not weak point. An example, Javis may scan superman so what he going to tell Iron man about superman ? that he is weak to krytonite ? where is that word that Javis pull out ? that he weak against red sun ? How does Javis able to form that conclusion ? Try to use your head idiot, Javis only scan and inform Ironman of what information he could scan which mainly technology, it can’t scan blood sample if there isn’t one available.

2nd Oh please 4 times against Hulk ? need i to tell you that he did not fight Hulk alone ? dont try to pull a fast one idiot. And none against Thor so they are useless and that is Hulk is an idiot with only know to smash. You obviously have never read about Batman so go and be a faggot. Bane onle broke Batman spine after 3 nighst continously tired Batman by releasing the crimminal and that was the first time that Bat had ever deal with a superhuman being you numbskull. All the individual you names are the most skill in DC martial Art, he not a nerd without any ability to fight idiot.

3rd Ever read Bat take out of Grundy the Zombie ? I dont think Hulk is a problem. Thor let me see oh yes lift the hammer and Thor power goes bye bye, or use the White Lantern ring to kick his ass.

4th Ya he design a weapon an energy source, but all of these was never target his enemy weakness numb skull, he built it cause he has time to do it, the energy source took weeks too finish, the weapon was simply blast as strong as possible. Tell me, when his Thor buster fail what did he do ? What his Javis scan and tell him about Thor or Hulk weakness ? What did he built right on spot to neatralize them if they were going rouge ?

5th Do you even know what the Amazo is ? if you know what the amazo is, you know that no teletechnology or anything could control it and you know why it’s the most powerful weapon compare to your low grade thor or hulk buster.

6th Oh please you idiot, you only know that when i post the link from death battle, you have no knowledge of Superman or Batman at all. You sound like a parrot ” Whak Wally want a cracker Whak “. Here is a cracker for you read about the amazo suit and how dangerous Batman is, read about his comic before you come here and spout idiotic idea. The watch the fight between Batman and spiderman on death battle, watch and try to learn to listen to see only in which condition that Batman could lose.

p/s: Try not to be a Faggot and retard at the same time, cause that mean you are worthless.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 12th, 2013 at 8:24 pm

Also with bane his ability list on one on one fighting is amazing, even without venom he is nearly par with Bats, and he’s intelligent as fuck too, not quite batman level but not par off since he’s self educated aswell.id like to see how long an ironman vs Supes battle would last. Didn’t superman also say batman was the most dangerous man alive? Even people who are unafraid of superman still shit themselves at bats. Also batman a beat the shit out if superman(who is nearly a god) multiple times and even killed darkseid on his own. Another fight, ironman vs darkseid that’d be fun.

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on February 12th, 2013 at 10:06 pm

Posted by Shank on February 12th, 2013 at 8:11 pm

Another retard.

(YEAH, I KNOW…AND THAT RETARD IS YOU, DUMB MOTHAFUCKA)

1st Javis (THE NAME IS “JARVIS”, YOU ILLITERATE DIPSHIT) scan, it can inform iron man of information but not weak point. (IT’S “WEAK POINTS”, DUMMY…)

(BULLSHIT….DO YOU THINK THAT IRON MAN’S ARMOR IS INCAPABLE OF X-RAYING AN OPPONENT, STUPID MOTHAF*CKA??? BETTER YET, WOULD YOU BET BRUCE’S “LIFE” ON THAT?? TRUST ME, AS A MARTIAL ARTIST I CAN TELL YOU THAT IT ONLY TAKES 8 POUNDS PER SQUARE INCH OF PRESSURE TO SNAP ANY BONE IN YOUR BODY, AND SEEING AS IRON MAD CAN EASILY LIFT OFER 50 TONS, I DON’T SEE THE TASK OF BREAKING BRUCE THE FUCK UP AS A PROBLEM FOR HIM…)

An example, Javis (“JARVIS”, STUPID) may scan superman so what he going to tell Iron man about superman? that he is weak to krytonite? (WHAT THE FUCK IS “KRYTONITE”, STUPID???)

(YEP, PRETTY MUCH….)

where is that word that Javis pull out ? that he weak against red sun ? How does Javis able to form that conclusion?

(UMMM…”S.T.A.R. LABS” HAS ALL TYPES OF INFORMATION ON SUPERMAN IN ITS COMPUTER DATABASES, DUMB MOTHAF*CKA….DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT TONY STARK COULDN’T HACK INTO THEM AND PULL UP ANY AND ALL INFORMATION ON THE MAN OF STEEL IN LESS THAN A SECOND, STUPID??? TRY AGAIN….SUPERMAN’S WEAKNESSES ARE WELL DOCUMENTED….TONY’S CURRENT WEAKNESSES AREN’T…)

Try to use your head idiot, Javis only scan and inform Ironman of what information he could scan which mainly technology, it can’t scan blood sample if there isn’t one available.

(HA HA HA….YOU BAT MAN FAN BOYS CRACK ME THE FUCK UP!!! DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT NO ONE KNOWS THAT SUPERMAN ISN’T AN ALIEN WHO GETS HIS POWERS FROM THE SUN, STUPID??? THAT’S COMMON KNOWLEDGE, AND LAST I CHECKED, TONY CAN SCAN SUPERMAN AND EVEN MENTALLY COMMAND HIS UNIBEAMS, REPULSORS AND PULSE BOLTS TO FIRE SIMULATED RED SOLAR ENERGY TO DRAIN CLARK’S POWERS IN SECONDS, SO TRY AGAIN, DUMMY…)

2nd Oh please 4 times against Hulk ? need i to tell you that he did not fight Hulk alone?

(PISS OFF FANBOY!! TON’Y'S BEATEN HIM BEFORE BY HIS DAMN SELF, DUMMY…DON’T BELIEVE ME??:

* Iron Man beat Hulk in Iron Man #132 IN HIS CLASSIC ARMOR… He knocked the Hulk completely unconscious with one amped-up punch that completely drained the Iron Man armor, BUT IT TOOK HIS ASS OUT….AND MIGHT I SAY WITHOUT HIS HULK BUSTER ARMOR???

* In the Marvel Knights Hulk comic #72, Tony came up with a armor called the “Gamma armor” and not only did it work, he knocked the hulk out and threw a bottle of aspirin on him and said Take two of these for your head ache when you wake the fuck up…

*He also beat him with the EXTREMIS ARMOR in Mighty Avengers #23.

*”Iron Man 6″ from “Ultimates 2″ was a Hulkbuster of sorts…. Well, it was more of a space station than anything else. But it DEFINITELY took THE HULK OUT….

* In the end, though, all Tony really has to do is take Hulk in to space, where, with no gravity, Hulk is powerless–he’d have no leverage and more importantly, NO AIR. (The battle in World War Hulk was more the result of Tony getting his comeuppance than about realistically writing a fight between the two. Taking into account past fights and Tony’s current upgrades with “Extremis”, the Hulk isn’t really that much of a threat to Iron Man now.)

Dont try to pull a fast one idiot. And none against Thor so they are useless and that is Hulk is an idiot with only know to smash.

(LET ME ASK YOU THIS: CAN BAT MAN BEAT THOR, STUPID??? DO YOU THINK HE’D BE ANYMORE TROUBLESOME TO THE THUNDER GOD THAN A RAINY DAY??? ESPECIALLY WHEN THOR CAN CONTROL WEATHER, STUPID??? I THINK YOU KNOW…BAT-MAN CAN’T BEAT THOR ON HIS BEST DAY AND AN “ODINFORCE” POWERED THOR WOULDN’T EVEN GET SLOWED DOWN BY ANYTHING BATMAN COULD DISH OUT, SO JUST STOP IT…..HE’D DIE…)

You obviously have never read about Batman so go and be a faggot. Bane onle broke Batman spine after 3 nighst continously tired Batman by releasing the crimminal and that was the first time that Bat had ever deal with a superhuman being you numbskull.

(HA HA AHA!!! ACTUALLY, I HAVE READ BATMAN BEFORE AND I ACTUALLY OWN THE ISSUE WHERE HE GOT HIS SPINE SNAPPED LIKE A DAMN TWIG BY BANE, TOO…AND YOU CAN CALL ME ALL OF THE FAGGOTS YOU WANT TO TILL THE COWS COME HOME, BUT AS USUAL, YOU BAT-MAN FANBOYS ALWAYS MAKE EXCUSES FOR HIS WEAK PUNK ASS….FIRST OFF, BAT-MAN DOESN’T KILL ANY OF HIS ENEMIES SO THEY CONTINUOUSLY COME BACK TO KILL PEOPLE AND CAUSE TROUBLE…SECONDLY, SO WHAT YOU’RE SAYING IS THAT IF I WANT TO TAKE OUT BAT MAN, ALL I NEED TO DO IS RELEASE ALL OF THE CRIMINALS BEING HELD AT ARKHAM AND WAIT UNTIL BATMAN’S GOOD AND TIRED AND THEN GO IN AND END HIS DUMB ASS….BUT AIN’T THAT ABOUT A BITCH, BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT HE “ALWAYS PLANNED FOR EVERYTHING”, BUT APPARENTLY, HE DIDN’T PLAN ON “BLINDNESS”, BECAUSE HE SURE AS HELL DIDN’T SEE THAT FUCKING ASSWHUPPING FROM BANE COMING, NOW DID HE??? AND IF HE CAN’T BEAT SOMEONE WHO IS “SUPERHUMAN”, HE SHOULDN’T CALL HIMSELF A DAMN “SUPERHERO”, YOU IDIOT….SORRY, BUT HE’D GET HIS BITCH A$$ HANDED TO HIM BY IRON MAN, CAPTAIN AMERICA, BLADE, THE HULK, GREEN LANTERN AND ESPECIALLY SUPERMAN WHO THEY SHOW GETTING PUNCHED BY BAT MAN ALL OF THE DAMN TIME WHEN IN REALITY, CLARK COULD SPEED BLITZ PRESSURE-POINT ATTACK HIS DUMB ASS AT LIGHT SPEED AND END THE FIGHT BEFORE IT EVEN BEGAN, AND YOU BATMAN FAG-BOYS KNOW IT!!! WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK HE NEVER FIGHTS GUY GARDNER WITHOUT HIS RING ON?? KNOW WHY??? BECAUSE GUY GARDNER WOULD CRUSH HIS FUCKING A$$!!! AND I’M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT CLARK COULDN’T SMOKE HIM ON A WHIM IF HE CHOSE TO??? I THINK YOU KNOW BETTER, AND TONY WOULDN’T HESITATE TO DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE….)

All the individual you names are the most skill in DC martial Art, he not a nerd without any ability to fight idiot.

(AND THAT IS ENTIRELY MY POINT, STUPID MOTHERFUCKER….HE (BAT MAN) ROUTINELY GETS “OWNED” BY ANYONE WHO IS AS GOOD AS HE IS AND IF THEY HAVE ANY TYPE OF SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH, FORGET ABOUT IT!!! SORRY, BUT HE’S ABOUT A FUCKING PUSSY…)

3rd Ever read Bat take out of Grundy the Zombie ? I dont think Hulk is a problem. Thor let me see oh yes lift the hammer and Thor power goes bye bye, or use the White Lantern ring to kick his ass.

(ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID??? SOLOMON GRUNDY IS A FUCKING RETARD WHO IS NOWHERE NEAR AS STRONG OR RESILIENT AS THE HULK IS, DUMMY….THE HULK COULD SNEEZE AND KILL BAT MAN…AS FOR THOR, HE CAN’T LIFT THOR’S HAMMER BECAUSE OF THE ENCHANTMENTS ON IT AND HE’D HAVE TO GET IT AWAY FROM THOR IN THE FIRST PLACE, STUPID….)

4th Ya he design a weapon an energy source, but all of these was never target his enemy weakness numb skull, he built it cause he has time to do it, the energy source took weeks too finish, the weapon was simply blast as strong as possible. Tell me, when his Thor buster fail what did he do ?

(When TONY’S ARMOR failed AGAINST THOR, he stopped fighting at CAPTAIN AMERICA’S REQUEST, but HERE’S A QUESTION: WHO DESIGNS BAT MAN’S WEAPONS, VEHICLES AND EQUIPMENT, DIPSHIT??? IT SURE AS HELL ISN’T HIM, NOW IS IT??? LAST I CHECKED, LUCIUS FOX DOES, SO IF YOU WANT TO FUCK UP BAT MAN AND HIS SUPPLY OF WEAPONS, KILL ALL OF HIS WEAPON DESIGNERS….)

What his Javis scan and tell him about Thor or Hulk weakness ? What did he built right on spot to neatralize them if they were going rouge ?

(ACTUALLY, HE COULD HAVE TELEPORTED EITHER OF THEM TO ANOTHER DIMENSION, BUT THOR AND THE HULK WERE HIS FRIENDS AND HE CHOSE TO TRY AND BEAT SOME SENSE INTO THEM….NOW WHAT HAS BAT MAN EVER BUILT TO DEFEAT SOMEONE IN THE HEAT OF A FIGHT??? HERE, LET ME ANSWER THAT FOR YOU: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!)

5th Do you even know what the Amazo is ? if you know what the amazo is, you know that no teletechnology or anything could control it and you know why it’s the most powerful weapon compare to your low grade thor or hulk buster.

(DUMB MOTHAFUCKER, YOU’RE THINKING OF BAT MAN’S WEAK ASSED “INSIDER SUIT” AND IF IT USES TECHNOLOGY, (WHICH IT DOES) TONY CAN CONTROL IT, STUPID….THE OTHER THING IS THAT THE BATTERIES IN IT SEVERELY LIMIT THE ABILITY HE HAS TO USE IT FOR ANY LENGTH OF TIME EFFECTIVELY IN A FIGHT AS OPPOSED TO TONY’S ARMOR THAT HAS A VIRTUALLY LIMITLESS SUPPLY OF ARC REACTOR ENERGY, AND THROUGH HIS TECHNOPATHY, IT WOULDN’T TAKE TONY 2 SECONDS TO HACK BRUCE’S ARMOR AND USE IT TO KILL BAT-MAN EITHER…)

6th Oh please you idiot, you only know that when i post the link from death battle, you have no knowledge of Superman or Batman at all. (

(HA HA HA!!! SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING PUSSY ASSED TROLL!!! YOU’RE MAD BECAUSE YOU GOT YOUR PUSSY ASS HANDED TO YOU ON COMIC VINE AND KICKED OFF OF THERE, YOU DUMB TROLLING SON OF A BITCH….BAT MAN WOULD DIE FIGHTING TONY….DEAL WITH IT…)

You sound like a parrot ” Whak Wally want a cracker Whak “. Here is a cracker for you read about the amazo suit and how dangerous Batman is, read about his comic before you come here and spout idiotic idea.

(WHY READ ABOUT BATMAN’S PUSSY ASSED INSIDER SUIT THAT COULD BARELY TAKE A PUNCH FROM GEO-FORCE WHEN I CAN READ ABOUT TONY STARK WHO CAN TAKE BLOWS FROM THE HULK, FAGGOT??? BETTER YET, LET ME ASK YOU IF YOU THINK THAT BAT MAN COULD TAKE EVEN ONE GOOD HARD SHOT FROM WW HULK IN THAT ARMOR??? I THINK YOU KNOW….ONLY THING IS: TONY WEARS THE BLEEDING EDGE ARMOR NOW AND HE’S A HELL OF A LOT STRONGER NOW……BAT MAN WOULD GET CURB STOMPED….)

The watch the fight between Batman and spiderman on death battle, watch and try to learn to listen to see only in which condition that Batman could lose.

(MOTHERFUCKER, SPIDER MAN WOULD KILL BAT MAN IF HE WAS THE TYPE OF PERSON TO KILL HIS ENEMIES…ON HIS WORST DAY SPIDER-MAN OUTCLASSES BAT BITCH….)

p/s: Try not to be a Faggot and retard at the same time, cause that mean you are worthless.

(THE ONLY WORTHLESS RETARDED FAGGOT HERE IS YOU, BECAUSE DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS SUCH AS YOURSELF POST DUMB SHIT AND CALL OTHER PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR NAMES WHEN THEY CAN’T SUPPORT THEIR ARGUMENTS AND PROVIDE EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE OR PROOF TO SUPPORT IT….SORRY, BUT BAT-MAN GETS A LOT OF GOOD PRESS BECAUSE HE IS A FAN FAVORITE, BUT IN ALL HONESTY, HE’D LOSE AGAINST PRETTY MUCH ANYONE WHO WAS POSSESSING SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH THAT WAS ON A PAR WITH HIM FIGHTING WISE AND YOU KNOW IT….JUST ASK SLADE OR PROMETHEUS, DUMB MOTHERFUCKER….)

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on February 12th, 2013 at 10:24 pm

@ The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 12th, 2013 at 8:24 pm

Also with bane his ability list on one on one fighting is amazing, even without venom he is nearly par with Bats, and he’s intelligent as fuck too, not quite batman level but not par off since he’s self educated aswell

(ACTUALLY, BANE “IS” AS STRONG AS BAT MAN WITHOUT VENOM AND HE’S OBVIOUSLY SMART ENOUGH TO DEFEAT BAT-MAN BY DEVISING A PLAN TO SUBSEQUENTLY WEAR HIM OUT SO BADLY THAT ALL OF THE 127 MARTIAL ARTS THAT HE’S MASTERED WERE INEFFECTIVE….)

.id like to see how long an ironman vs Supes battle would last.

(IT WOULDN’T LAST LONG AT ALL, BECAUSE TONY WOULD WIN IT….)

Didn’t superman also say batman was the most dangerous man alive?

(DIDN’T SUPERMAN GO SPRAWLING FROM A PUNCH BY BAT MAN’S PUNK ASS AND HE’S BEEN HIT IN THE FACE BY OVER 15 SUPERNOVAS AND DIDN’T EVEN FLINCH??? YEAH…..RIGHT…..)

Even people who are unafraid of superman still shit themselves at bats.

(THAT’S BECAUSE SUPERMAN LIVES UP TO HIS REPUTATION OF BEING A “BIG BLUE BOYSCOUT”….IF HE WASN’T LIMITED BY HIS OWN MORALS, BAT MAN WOULD ALREADY BE DEAD….PERIOD….)

Also batman a beat the shit out if superman(who is nearly a god) multiple times and even killed darkseid on his own. Another fight, ironman vs darkseid that’d be fun.

(BAT MAN HAS NEVER BEATEN SUPERMAN WITHOUT PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY AND AS FOR DARKSEID, Batman shot Darkseid with the same radion bullet that killed Orion, while Darkseid simultaneously hit Batman with his “Omega Sanction”, sending back in time and then “infecting” Batman with Omega energy that will cause him to jump forward in time, with disastrous results when he reaches the present. Darkseid got mortally wounded, but not before his Omega Sanction teleported Batman into prehistoric times. Remains that were believed to be Batman’s (later revealed to be the last of the many Batman clones that Darkseid created) were found by Superman, who confronts Darkseid. As Darkseid mocks his old enemy for failing to defend Earth, it emerges that in Darkseid’s fall through the multiverse, that “HE” created a doomsday singularity that now threatens all of existence. When Superman attempts to physically assault him, Darkseid reveals that he now exists inside the bodies of all those who fell to the power of the Anti-Life Equation and that killing him will kill all of humanity. Darkseid then reloads the gun that was used to shoot him, to kill Orion by way of firing the bullet backwards in time (a move Superman deems to be suicide due to the paradoxical nature of his actions: and the bullet used to kill Orion is ultimately fired at him by Batman and was now poisoning him to death)…..EITHER WAY, IRON MAN WOULD BEAT HIM…..

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on February 12th, 2013 at 11:15 pm

@The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 12th, 2013 at 8:07 pm

WHAT IS WITH THE CAPS LOCK!!! (WHAT’S WITH SWINGING FROM MY SCROTUM SACS???)

Since bats kicked the shit out of Supes when he was 60 then how could anyone else pose a problem?

(LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE…..Batman has never, and I do mean NEVER, beaten Superman in any type of canon content…. Even “with prep”, his chances of beating Superman are not exactly “ideal” either…..The Superman of the DARK KNIGHT universe is “considerably” weaker than the New Earth version (Seeing as he was almost killed by a nuke). That was a fight where Superman was holding back considerably, exposed to kryptonite (courtesy of Green Arrow), and more concerned about Batman’s health than his own…It ended with Superman holding Batman’s limp body after he suffered a near fatal heart attack….Also note how Batman “claimed” that he’s “the one man who beat you”, but Batman can claim whatever the hell he wants to, CLARK WON…. Even with one-sided prep and backup, the fight didn’t end with him holding Superman’s seemingly dead body, did it, DUMMY???)

Supes kicked the shit out of Thor until Odin came in to save his sorry ass. Thor= Hulk so Supes beats hulk.

(UMMM…THOR USES A MAGICAL HAMMER, AND CLARK HAS ABSOLUTELY NO RESISTANCE TO MAGIC STUPID….HE’D FRY SUPERMAN IN AN INSTANT WITH IT… IF WITCHBLADE CAN BITCHSLAP CLARK AROUND BASED ON HIS VULNERABILITY TO MAGIC THAN THOR SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO IT FAR MORE EASILY TOO, AND LET’S NOT EVEN MENTION THOR’S GAUNTLETS WHICH DOUBLE HIS STRENGTH, HIS “GODBLAST”, OR THE “WARRIOR’S MADNESS” THAT INCREASES HIS POWER TENFOLD EITHER, SHALL WE??? ..)

Iron man takes a nuke on 2% power Supes takes 15 supernovas to the face and isn’t bothered. Supes could easily solo the avengers.

(Actually, I THINK the phrase ” SUPES CAN EASILY SOLO THE AVENGERS” IS BULLSHYT AND WISHFUL THINKING ON YOUR PART, BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN, CLARK IS COMPLETELY VULNERABLE TO ANY AND ALL MAGIC, STUPID….ALL THEY NEED TO DO IS HAVE THOR HIT HIM WITH HIS “GODBLAST” AND THAT FIGHT IS OVER, STUPID….)

Bats could one on one anyone on the avengers because he looks for their weaknesses and cuts on them,

(OKAY….HOW DOES BAT MAN BEAT A THUNDER GOD THEN??? EXPLAIN THAT??? I’LL WAIT TILL YOU DO….)

iron man has limited power, a speaclially designed EMP could wreck him,

(IRON MAN USES ARC REACTOR TECHNOLOGY AND HAS AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF POWER….EMPS HAVEN’T WORKED ON TONY SINCE HIS MARK II ARMOR AND HE’S CURRENTLY WEARING HIS MARK 30 “BLEEDING EDGE” ARMOR….TRY AGAIN)

speaclially designed weapon could immobilise him,

(AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE EXACTLY??? BAT MAN HAS NOTHING IN HIS ENTIRE ARSENAL TO BEAT TONY….)

bats has a better suit

(NO, HE DOESN’T….)

he could fight with and Jarvis can be hacked giving anyone control over the suit.

(TONY DOESN’T USE “JARVIS” IN THE COMIC BOOKS AND FOR ALL INTENDS AND PURPOSES, HIS NEWEST ARMOR IS “UNHACKABLE”…)

Finally bats could use his bat phone to call superman to punch a hole in ironmans chest.

TONY DOESN’T NEED BACKUP FOR BATMAN, BECAUSE LET’S FACE IT……ONE SHORT RANGED, LOW YIELD TACTICAL NUKE IS ALL IT WOULD TAKE TO FRY BATMAN’S ASS….)

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on February 12th, 2013 at 11:32 pm

@ The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 12th, 2013 at 12:40 pm

Haven’t we already decided batman beats ironman, JLA> the avengers and batman> any other character.

(WE??? WHO THE FUCK IS “WE”??? YOU GOT A MOUSE IN YOUR POCKET OR SOMETHING??? I DIDN’T DECIDE A DAMN THING, BECAUSE I DISAGREE WITH YOUR DUMB ASS…..TONY WOULD SMOKE BAT MAN, AND THE ENTIRE AVENGERS ROSTER FROM THE COMICS WOULD TRASH THE JLA…..THOR COULD PRETTY MUCH SOLO ALL OF THEM BY HIMSELF, AND BAT-MAN IS A FUCKING PUSSY……)

Posted by Tom on February 14th, 2013 at 8:51 am

@Day: Since i’m too busy with lab work, i will just fix some of ur idiotic idea maggot.

Superman weakness only universal information for DC UNIVERSE maggot. STAR is in MARVERL UNIVERSE, he has no information of Superman.

Iron man 1 punch knock out Hulk in Ironman 132: Read angain Maggot, Hulk is under the effect of sound wave, till, he is not at full strength.

About Bane, well he is a genius tactician not a maggot, so you again can’t think of a way to hide your stupid self from batman, while Bane can, so he has time to wait and trick. If you try that, Bat will break ur bone before you could release anyone.

Let’s see, you don’t have that knowledge at all, you just repeat everything you heard from Death battle, at the same word, you would not even pass high school with that maggot.

You are really a retard do you, you can only repeat the information like a parrot but dont really understand that information. Supe electro field can’t defend against magic, his nature endurance can, how do you think he kick Dr. Fate – a real God, not a whine alien with daddy issue like Thor – and Cpt. Marvel every day.

Jarvis – had been hacked by a lot of people, Doom for example -, and Emp work on every electric machine, deal with it maggot, the only different is how to use it not like a maggot. Ironman suit only protected from Emp thanks to 1- energy field, 2- it’s metal protect some core machinery. In ether case, could be over come easily if you’re not a maggot.

So this is just a few of many of your so idiot points, that if you take time and educate urself like ur family should, you would see it. Unfortunately, ur not so, all of ur post were screaming, a swearing like some gangster or trash of society. And you still dont understand what the Amazo is. So learn.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 14th, 2013 at 12:13 pm

Plus ironman has no decent villains to challenge him whereas batmans set is widely regarded as the best collection of all characters. Supes also kicked thors ass in the crossover and Odin had to step in. Actually can a sensible person answer this? Superman who has sundipped in a blue star for two days against galactus(both results on fed and hungry) and fighting in the presence of the blue star?

Posted by Tom on February 14th, 2013 at 10:56 pm

Did anyone see the new episode of young justice?

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on February 15th, 2013 at 6:42 pm

@Tom on February 14th, 2013 at 8:51 am

@Day: Since i’m too busy with lab work, i will just fix some of ur idiotic idea maggot.

(YOU WOULDN’T BE BUSY WITH “LAB WORK” IF YOU WORE CONDOMS AND STOPPED FUCKING NASTY HOES, TOM)

Superman weakness only universal information for DC UNIVERSE maggot. STAR is in MARVERL UNIVERSE, he has no information of Superman.

(ACTUALLY, IRON MAN CAN SCAN ANY AND ALL COMPUTERS ANYWHERE ON EARTH, DUMMY…S.T.A.R. LABS IS IN “DC’S UNIVERSE, STUPID…

S.T.A.R. Labs was introduced in Superman #246 (December 1971). In the Superman comics, Professor Hamilton formerly worked there, and Dr. Kitty Faulkner, also known as the superheroine Rampage, is currently employed there. The Metropolis location is featured in a battle and as a plot point in Armageddon 2001. In Teen Titans, Cyborg’s parents, Silas and Eleanor Stone, and his former love interest, Dr. Sarah Charles, all worked for S.T.A.R. Labs. Past S.T.A.R. Labs employees are Murray Takamoto, Dr. Jenet Klyburn, and Dr. Albert Michaels (the first Atomic Skull). The 1993 comics miniseries S.T.A.R. Corps was about a group of superhumans who had inadvertently gained their powers in a S.T.A.R. Labs experiment. The labs are featured in the 1996 mini-series The Final Night. As eternal winter threatens the world, thanks to the Sun-Eater, S.T.A.R. Labs keeps their webpage updated with encouragement and various information related to the emergency. The San Francisco and Montana branches play an important role in the arc in Justice League of America #110-114 (2005). 52 Aftermath: The Four Horsemen #1 (October 2007) shows a S.T.A.R. Labs relief operation working, side by side with Waynetech, in the devastated remains of the country of Bialya. All the relief workers are slain by outside forces.)

Iron man 1 punch knock out Hulk in Ironman 132: Read angain Maggot, Hulk is under the effect of sound wave, till, he is not at full strength.

(WHO GIVES A RAT’S??? THE END RESULT IS THAT IRON MAN KNOCKED HIM THE FUCK OUT, DUMMY…A WIN IS STILL A WIN REGARDLESS OF HOW IT WAS ACCOMPLISHED…

* Iron Man beat Hulk in Iron Man #132 IN HIS CLASSIC ARMOR… He knocked the Hulk completely unconscious with one amped-up punch that completely drained the Iron Man armor, BUT IT TOOK HIS ASS OUT….AND MIGHT I SAY WITHOUT HIS HULK BUSTER ARMOR???

* In the Marvel Knights Hulk comic #72, Tony came up with a armor called the “Gamma armor” and not only did it work, he knocked the hulk out and threw a bottle of aspirin on him and said Take two of these for your head ache when you wake the fuck up…

*He also beat him with the EXTREMIS ARMOR in Mighty Avengers #23.

*”Iron Man 6? from “Ultimates 2? was a Hulkbuster of sorts…. Well, it was more of a space station than anything else. But it DEFINITELY took THE HULK OUT….

* In the end, though, all Tony really has to do is take Hulk in to space, where, with no gravity, Hulk is powerless–he’d have no leverage and more importantly, NO AIR. (The battle in World War Hulk was more the result of Tony getting his comeuppance than about realistically writing a fight between the two. Taking into account past fights and Tony’s current upgrades with “Extremis”, the Hulk isn’t really that much of a threat to Iron Man now.)

About Bane, well he is a genius tactician not a maggot, so you again can’t think of a way to hide your stupid self from batman, while Bane can, so he has time to wait and trick. If you try that, Bat will break ur bone before you could release anyone.

(WHY CAN’T IRON MAN HIDE HIMSELF FROM BAT MAN WHEN HE HAS ARMOR THAT HAS SOUND NEGATING CAPABILITIES AND CAN RENDER HIM INVISIBLE??? TRY AGAIN….)

Let’s see, you don’t have that knowledge at all, you just repeat everything you heard from Death battle, at the same word, you would not even pass high school with that maggot.

(WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, STUPID??? BAT MAN WOULD GET ROASTED BY TONY STARK, AND ANYONE WITH ANY TYPE OF INTELLIGENCE KNOWS THAT, DUMMY….DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT CLARK CAN TAKE 15 SUPERNOVAS TO THE FACE, BUT CAN’T TAKE A PUNCH IN THE MOUTH BY PUSSY ASSED BRUCE WAYNE?? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! HIS ASS WOULD DIE AGAINST CLARK, AND HE’D DIE AGAINST TONY TOO, YOU GAY BAT-DICK SUCKING MOTHAFUCKER…LIVE WITH IT…)

You are really a retard do you, you can only repeat the information like a parrot but dont really understand that information. Supe electro field can’t defend against magic, his nature endurance can, how do you think he kick Dr. Fate – a real God, not a whine alien with daddy issue like Thor – and Cpt. Marvel every day.

(I HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT THE HELL YOU JUST SAID, BECAUSE ALL OF THAT WAS INANE DRIVEL…ALL I KNOW IS THAT SUPERMAN HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IMMUNITY TO ANY TYPE OF MAGIC OR ANY TYPE OF KRYPTONIAN BEASTS….EVEN KRYPTO WAS ABLE TO DRAW BLOOD FROM CLARK BY BITING HIM BEFORE)

Jarvis – had been hacked by a lot of people, Doom for example -, and Emp work on every electric machine, deal with it maggot, the only different is how to use it not like a maggot. Ironman suit only protected from Emp thanks to 1- energy field, 2- it’s metal protect some core machinery. In ether case, could be over come easily if you’re not a maggot.

(JARVIS HAS BEEN HACKED, BUT JARVIS DOES NOT CONTROL TONY’S ARMOR, DUMMY….AND TONY’S NEWEST ARMOR IS PRETTY MUCH “HACKPROOF”, SO TRY AGAIN, AND YOU ARE WRONG, DIPSHIT….TONY HASN’T BEEN VULNERABLE TO AN EMP ATTACK IN YEARS, STUPID….MATTER OF FACT, ALMOST ALL MILITARY WEAPONRY NOWADAYS IS PROTECTED AGAINST EMP ATTACKS AND A LOT OF MODERN DAY ELECTRONICS ARE TOO, DUMMY….DON’T BELIEVE ME??? TRY READING A BOOK OR 2 INSTEAD OF JUST COMIC BOOKS AND LEARN SOMETHING…..THE ONLY THING AN EMP WILL DO IS JUST PISS TONY OFF AND EXTEND THE LENGTH OF TIME HE SPENDS KICKING BAT MAN’S PUNK ASS…)

So this is just a few of many of your so idiot points, that if you take time and educate urself like ur family should, you would see it. Unfortunately, ur not so, all of ur post were screaming, a swearing like some gangster or trash of society. And you still dont understand what the Amazo is. So learn.

(WHO GIVES A FUCK??? BAT MAN WOULD “STILL” GET HIS ASS KICKED BY TONY STARK…BETTER YET, WHAT ISSUE OF BAT MAN’S COMIC DID THATAMAZO ARMOR APPEAR IN??? I CAN TELL YOU EXACTLY WHICH ISSUE THAT TONY’S BLEEDING EDGE ARMOR APPEARS IN (IRON MAN VOLUME #4), But here is what EXTREMIS DOES:

Extremis has been referred to as a “virus” constantly since the story. The verbatim description offered by its inventor Maya Hansen, goes: “…Extremis is a super-soldier solution. It’s a bio-electronics package, fitted into a few billion graphite nanotubes and suspended in a carrier fluid. A magic bullet, like the original super-soldier serum—all fitted into a single injection. It hacks the body’s repair center—the part of the brain that keeps a complete blue print of the human body. When we’re injured, we refer to that area of the brain to heal properly. Extremis rewrites the repair center. In the first stage, the entire body essentially becomes an open wound. The normal human blueprint is gets replaced with the Extremis blueprint, the brain is being told the body is wrong. Extremis protocol dictates that the subject be placed on life support and intravenously fed nutrients at that point. For the next two or three days, the patient remains unconscious within a cocoon of scabs. Extremis then uses the nutrients and extra body mass to grow new organs. “Better ones”…..

Effects of the Extremis process, apart from the changes specific to Tony Stark, included: greatly accelerated healing; an immensely-boosted immune system; a generation of “new, improved organs” (Tony’s cardiovascular and respiratory systems were greatly upgraded to superhuman levels); and, the side effect of increased aggressiveness. (MEANING HE’D BE MORE INCLINED TO BEAT BAT MAN’S ASS THAN HE NORMALLY WOULD BE) Tony Stark had the aggressiveness removed from the Extremis compiler, though, effectively ‘exchanging’ it for the ability to interface directly with machines and his own armor…..

As well as the obvious physical changes, Extremis also affected Stark mentally, allowing him to process information at light speeds, on a subconscious level, to help him better cope with the direct technological link he now possessed to his armor (even as his standard thought processes remained at a human norm).

Stark’s skin is now a part of the suit, when engaged. Tony’s comfort is relative because the suit rapidly responds to any discomfort, from impacts to high temperatures, from itching to scratching. The suit’s protocols include semi-autonomy when needed. Where Stark ends and the suit begins is flexible. The exact nature of the artificial Extremis Virus is not known (especially because Stark recompiled his dose, then tweaked the nutrients and suspended metals, radically altering Maya Hansen’s original formulations). The effect it has had on Stark’s body is to allow the presence of more alien material within his body without any trauma.

Because of the bio-interface between Tony and the armor, he could utilize the suit to its fullest potential and also instantly access computers and any digital system worldwide at the speed of thought. (MEANING HE COULD HACK S.T.A.R. LABS’ COMPUTERS AS FAST AS HE COULD THINK TO DO SO….) He was biologically integrated with his armor, and made one with it, with imbued with unprecedented powers and abilities. He channeled and processed data, emergency signals, and satellite reconnaissance from every law enforcement, military, and intelligence service in the world in his head….. He could send electronic signals and make phone calls with his mind….. He could “see” through all of Earth’s satellites. Plus, he had the ability to transmit whatever he saw (from his own visual cortex) to other peoples’ display screens. The computer’s cybernetic link enabled him to operate all of the armor’s functions, as well as providing a remote link to other computers (as Stark is now part of the armor, this connection is seamless). The armor’s system was connected to the global mainframe via StarkTech servers.

Stark could fly/control the armor even when not in it. (MEANING THAT HE COULD FIGHT BAT MAN AND NEVER “PHYSICALLY” BE THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE…) Because the armor was wired directly to his brain, he controlled it by thought like it was another limb. It was part of him. In fact, he could control whole entire groups of his armors effortlessly. He even had a team deployed as Earth’s space defense. (Also see the Argo Armors of Project Argonaut, a plan to have a peacekeeping team running around the clock via his subconscious.) So what that means is that TONY could LITERALLY have 400 suits of armor fly in and attack Bat man all at the same time, even though he’s not within 100 miles of the fight, DUMMY…….BRUCE WOULD FUCKING LOSE, STUPID…..

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 15th, 2013 at 6:50 pm

Since ironman is apparently allowed all of his tech from multiple suits in one batman is allowed his green, yellow and white power rings. Batman wins again.

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on February 15th, 2013 at 7:04 pm

@The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 14th, 2013 at 12:13 pm:

Plus ironman has no decent villains to challenge him whereas batmans set is widely regarded as the best collection of all characters.

(Really??? Okay…So let’s pit Bat man against someone like the MANDARIN who’s just as skilled in martial arts as BRUCE is, and has 10 rings that can be used for various effects IN THE MIDDLE OF COMBAT, or how about OBIDIAH STANE, who has armor just as strong as Tony’s, but paid Indris Moomji to seduce Tony and to gain his trust and confidence as his lover. The all out simultaneous assault on Tony’s personal life, professional life and his friends caused him to go back to drinking….. WHAT ABOUT Dr. DOOM??? Think thab Bat Man can beat him??? WHAT ABOUT THE CRIMSON DYNAMO??? TITANIUM MAN??? THE LIVING LASER?? HOW ABOUT MODOK??? JUST SHUT THE HELL UP, BECAUSE ANY ONE OF THOSE SUPERVILLAINS WOULD SMOKE BAT MAN’S ASS IN A HEARTBEAT….)

Supes also kicked thors ass in the crossover and Odin had to step in. Actually can a sensible person answer this? Superman who has sundipped in a blue star for two days against galactus(both results on fed and hungry) and fighting in the presence of the blue star?

(Shut up, DUMMY….THAT WAS A NON-CANON FIGHT THAT WAS DECIDED BY DC’S PUSSY ASSED FANS, BUT TECHNICALLY, HE SHOULD HAVE LOST BECAUSE HE (CLARK) HAS NO IMMUNITY TO MAGIC AND SUPERMAN WOULD GET HIS ASS OWNED AGAINST GALACTUS TOO, SEEING AS HE CAN HIT HIM WITH RED SUN ENERGY ALL DAMN DAY, STUPID…)

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 15th, 2013 at 7:11 pm

Ok then, the avengers vs emperor joker.

Posted by Shank on February 15th, 2013 at 7:51 pm

I’m so drunk lol

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on February 15th, 2013 at 7:56 pm

@The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 15th, 2013 at 6:50 pm

Since ironman is apparently allowed all of his tech from multiple suits in one batman is allowed his green, yellow and white power rings. Batman wins again.

(Tony’s armor absorbs and redirects all forms of energy…. HE WINS THIS, STUPID….)

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on February 16th, 2013 at 1:16 am

@ The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 15th, 2013 at 7:11 pm

Ok then, the avengers vs emperor joker.

(Fine….THE AVENGERS CALL IN DOCTOR STRANGE TO BANISH HIM TO CYTTORAK AND BIND HIM WITH THE CRIMSON BANDS OF CYTTORAK THEN, OR HE DOES WHAT HE DID TO THE HULK AND JUST BOUNCES HIM FROM DIMENSION TO DIMENSION UNTIL HE GETS TO ONE HE “LIKES”….POOF…NO MORE EMPEROR JOKER….WHAT ELSE YA GOT, STUPID???)

(Cyttorak exists as a deity with enormous magical powers. He has provided power to the titanic Juggernaut through an enchanted ruby, as well as provide indestructible bands (the Crimson Bands of Cyttorak) to Doctor Strange to use as a shield or to restrain enemies….Strange can use magic to achieve virtually any effect he desires, such as flight, immortality, energy blasts, teleportation, astral projection, telepathy, (including the ability to contact others telepathically even if his body is paralyzed), the creation of materials (such as food and water), creating planet-wide protective shields, restoring himself from bodily destruction, resurrecting the dead, stopping and reversing time, sealing black holes, restoring universes, absorbing enough power to unconsciously destroy galaxies growing to the size of and merging with universal concepts (LIKE GALACTUS) and co-operatively channeling the mass energy of the entire Marvel Universe……In short, he’s about a BAD MAN, and let’s not even bring the SILVER SURFER INTO THIS, because let’s face it….Doctor Strange alone is overkill….)

Posted by Tom on February 16th, 2013 at 12:12 pm

@Day: some time i wonder if you are that retard John royal.

1+ well some has Phd, some is a garbage of society, which on are you ? i mine you i’m just 27 holding a First class honor, a distinction in MRes, and Phd

2+ I mean Stark industry is in marvel universe. You assume that Ironman can scanand break DC universe computer. You assume that inforamtion of Superman is in those computer. You assume that no one find out and kick Tony ass. So much assumssion but i guess that how a maggot brain work.

3+ So Batman beat Sup a hell lot in your idea ? “A win is a win does not matter how ?” What a maggot.

4+ Everyone except skill martial artis like Shiva or Cat woman, etc.. has weakness on them, Spiderman is his sense too acute, Wolverine is his healing ability – because people think to control him, if they want to destroy him just accelerate his healing ability he will be dead in a day -, Ironman is his tech. The idea of Batman is not his technology or his martial arts, but his detective skill, able to find out his opponent weakness and attack it, not just power up his ability like Ironman.

5+ Sup is a freaking ALIEN, he is no human, his regenerate ability, his stamia, his nature duration against magic is much higher than human. The only thing magic can do his disrupt his energy field which Sup to inmune to any type of attack. In order work, magic can hurt him, but it can’t 1 shot kill him like kryptonite

6+ Jarvish has all information of Tony, hacking Jarvis meaning Tony doom. And again, you assump that Tony new suit can’t be hack. The word is, maggot, can’t be hacked YET. And EMP do you know how people now a day protect against EMP ? Do you know how Ironman protect his suit against EMP ? what a maggot. If you dont understand those protection ofcourse you think it like some magic ability like some cave man think a TV is magic. Try to learn something maggot before spouting nonsense.

7+ I would think you stop copy and paste, cause that will never get you out of, well maggot’s school. You again assume that no one in DC universe has Tony ability. There are a lots and frankly i dont have time to search for them to show you, by try cybore for an example. And these individual can’t hack Star lab without directly connect into the main farme, it is the same with Batman computer. The people that consider the most genius in DC universe can’t hack into Batman computer without direct connection into main farme. So use your freaking brain or whatever in your maggot’s head to think before making a lot of assumsion.

8+ You want to say how Batman could beat Ironman. The advantage of surprise. You need to know who your target is so you can attack. If Tony can’t find out where or who batman is, he is a sitting duck for batman. And the Amazo suit is the last and extreme answer, try to look for it information maggot. If Tony allow to include his ability in Avenger. I wonder if all that technology could messure up to White Lantern ring ? Or the combination of Yellow and Green lantern rings.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 16th, 2013 at 4:32 pm

How do you know that EVERYONE isn’t that retard John Royal? XD

Posted by John Jack Royal on February 16th, 2013 at 4:38 pm

@ Tom

Iron Man has a spider sense now. Remember? Batfag doesn’t HAVE the element of surprise.

All he has is a tank missle shoved up his ass. Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Iron Man.

Posted by Shank on February 16th, 2013 at 4:43 pm

You fail to see the point as usual. The first thing that Bat Man will do is to come up with a defense against the spidesense. Then he will beat the shit out of Iron Man with no effort. Come on bat man can hack anything you think that tin can will be a problem?

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on February 16th, 2013 at 5:25 pm

@Tom on February 16th, 2013 at 12:12 pm:

Sorry, but I’m too damn lazy to retype all of this bullshit, so I’ll just respond to what your dumb ass typed and be done with it….

@Day: some time i wonder if you are that retard John royal.

(The name is “DAYWALKER”, DIPSHIT….And sometimes “I” wonder if you suck dicks and take it up the ass, because only faggots are that fucking stupid….)

1+ well some has Phd, some is a garbage of society, which on are you ? i mine you i’m just 27 holding a First class honor, a distinction in MRes, and Phd

(YOU have a PHD??? HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Yeah right!!!! Don’t make me laugh, faggot!!! SUUURE you do….Just like I’m a Millionaire, an Astronaut, a published Author and a Neurological Surgeon with a supermodel girlfriend…..Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit, because I sure as hell don’t believe it, and no one else on here does either….You or anyone else can be anything you want to “ONLINE”, and I don’t give a shit if you dig ditches, you’re “STILL” stupid as fuck, and you’re still wrong….It doesn’t take an intellect the caliber of Tony Stark or Bat-Man to figure out that your use of syntax and illogical grammar usage proves that you are surely not a “Doctor” of anything other than being a “Dr, Dumbass”….)

2+ I mean Stark industry is in marvel universe. You assume that Ironman can scanand break DC universe computer. You assume that inforamtion of Superman is in those computer. You assume that no one find out and kick Tony ass. So much assumssion but i guess that how a maggot brain work.

(Actually, “DOCTOR”, it’s “STARK INDUSTRIES”, and Tony Stark can and more importantly, WOULD easily hack Bruce’s computers, steal all of his files, learn his identity, electronically render him penniless, feed him false information, and lead him into a trap if he felt like it, because Tony Stark uses “TECHNOPATHY”, stupid….Meaning that he can and WILL control any technological device used against him, and Bat Man uses plenty of tech in his war on crime in GOTHAM….And I don’t have to “ASSUME” a damn thing….I “KNOW” that Bat Man would get his ass killed if Tony was truthfully attempting to kill and end him, “DOCTOR DIPSHIT”….)

3+ So Batman beat Sup a hell lot in your idea ? “A win is a win does not matter how ?” What a maggot.

(BAT MAN HAS NEVER “EVER” BEATEN SUPERMAN IN CANON CONTENT, STUPID…..NAME ONE SINGLE TIME WHERE HE HAS, AND I’LL SHUT UP ABOUT IT FOREVER…..WHENEVER CLARK GETS BEATEN, BAT MAN “ALWAYS” HAS SOME TYPE OF CHARACTER INDUCED STUPIDITY OR PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY TO ALLOW HIM TO BEAT CLARK…..HE HAS NEVER EVER BEATEN ANYONE ABOVE STREET LEVEL ON HIS OWN WITH NO HELP, OR NO PLOT ASSISTED STUPIDITY TO WIN BASED ON BULLSHIT!!! DO YOU THINK BAT MAN COULD BEAT “BLADE”??? HOW ABOUT WOLVERINE??? LET’S TRY CAPTAIN AMERICA??? THINK HE CAN BEAT ANY OF THOSE GUYS??? HELL NO!! HE’D GET KILLED BY THE MAJORITY OF SPIDER-MAN’S ENEMIES…..AND A “WIN” IS” A WIN” WHEN IT IS CANON CONTENT, NOT SOME FANBOY INDUCED BULLSHIT ON THE PART OF THE WRITERS…..I’M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT SUPERMAN CAN TANK GETTING NUKES BLOWN UP IN HIS FACE AND NOT EVEN GET A FUCKING SCRATCH, BUT A PUNCH FROM BRUCE SENDS HIM SPRAWLING??? YEAH…..RIGHT…..I THINK YOU KNOW BETTER, AND ANYONE ELSE WITH ANY GOOD SENSE SHOULD, TOO….)

4+ Everyone except skill martial artis like Shiva or Cat woman, etc.. has weakness on them, Spiderman is his sense too acute, Wolverine is his healing ability – because people think to control him, if they want to destroy him just accelerate his healing ability he will be dead in a day -, Ironman is his tech. The idea of Batman is not his technology or his martial arts, but his detective skill, able to find out his opponent weakness and attack it, not just power up his ability like Ironman.

( FIRST OFF, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, DUMBASS??? PEOPLE WHO AREN’T “SKILLED MARTIAL ARTISTS” HAVE BEATEN BAT MAN BEFORE, STUPID….IS THE RIDDLER A “SKILLED MARTIAL ARTIST”??? HOW ABOUT THE PENGUIN??? LET’S TRY THE JOKER??? IS HE BREAKING ANY BRICKS WITH HIS BARE FISTS??? I DON’T THINK SO!! MATTER OF FACT, I’VE EVEN SEEN STREET LEVEL THUGS WOMP ON BAT MAN BEFORE, SO DON’T EVEN GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT!!! HELL PROMETHEUS WOULD HAVE LITERALLY KILLED BAT-MAN AND THE ENTIRE JLA IF HE HADN’T TAKEN AN ENTIRE FRIGGIN MONTH TO SABOTAGE HIS HELMET, AND WITHOUT IT, HE WAS SURELY NO “SKILLED MARTIAL ARTIST”, SO STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR BAT-MAN’S POOR SHOWINGS…..HE WOULD GET HIS BITCH ASS KILLED….AND IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW GREAT OF A DETECTIVE BAT MAN IS, HIS DUMB ASS COULDN’T “DETECT” BANE’S PLAN FOR BREAKING HIS BACK, NOW COULD HE??? HE COULDN’T EVEN STOP BARBARA GORDON FROM GETTING SHOT IN THE SPINE AND GETTING PARALYZED BY THE JOKER, NOW COULD HE??? OH YEAH….HE’S A F*CKING GREAT DETECTIVE ALRIGHT!!! (NOT!!!) IRON- MAN FINDS HIS OPPONENTS’ WEAKNESSES AND EXPLOITS THEM, BUT HERE’S THE THING: BAT MAN “NEVER” FACES ANY OPPONENTS THAT ARE ACTUALLY BETTER THAN HE IS….CASE IN POINT: IRON MAN FIGHTS THE MANDARIN AND DOCTOR DOOM ALL THE TIME, BUT WHO DOES BRUCE EVER ROUTINELY FIGHT THAT GIVES HIM A RUN FOR HIS MONEY??? NO ONE…IRON MAN WOULD TAKE ON BAT MAN’S VILLAINS AND ROUND THEM ALL UP IN A DAY OR 2 AND EITHER KILL THEM OR BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF THEM, BUT DO YOU THINK THAT BAT MAN COULD BEAT DR. DOOM OR THE MANDARIN??? HELL FUCK NO!!!! HE CAN’T DO IT!!! HE WOULD DIE……PAINFULLY…..)

5+ Sup is a freaking ALIEN, he is no human, his regenerate ability, his stamia, his nature duration against magic is much higher than human.

(LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE, BECAUSE SUPERMAN HAS ABSOLUTELY NO MAGIC RESISTANCE AT ALL!! NONE, ZERO, ZIP, NADA!!! THAT IS LIE #1….)

The only thing magic can do his disrupt his energy field which Sup to inmune to any type of attack. In order work, magic can hurt him, but it can’t 1 shot kill him like kryptonite

(ONCE AGAIN, MAGIC CAN ACTUALLY “KILL” SUPERMAN, STUPID….HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO DEFENSE FOR IT OR AGAINST IT….JUST ASK CAPTAIN MARVEL…..THAT’S LIE #2)

6+ Jarvish (DON’T YOU MEAN “JARVIS” DOCTOR DUMB FUCK???) has all information of (ON) Tony, hacking Jarvis meaning Tony doom.

(JARVIS CANNOT BE HACKED THE SAME WAY THAT TONY’S ARMOR CAN’T BE HACKED, AND TONY’S IDENTITY IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE, STUPID….TRY AGAIN…IF BAT MAN ATTACKS HIM, HE’D GET HUNTED BY THE COPS, TURNED INTO A CRIMINAL AND POSSIBLY SUED BY TONY…..)

And again, you assump (I THINK YOU MEANT “ASSUME”) that Tony new suit can’t be hack. (IT CAN’T BE HACKED….I DON’T NEED TO “ASSUME” ANYTHING, STUPID….)

The word is, maggot, can’t be hacked YET.

(NO…..THE “WORDS” ARE: THE ARMOR IS ACTUALLY A “PART” OF HIM NOW, AND IT CANNOT EVER BE HACKED OR MADE VULNERABLE TO ANY TYPE OF PSIONIC ATTACK….TRY AGAIN, “DOCTOR”…)

And EMP do you know how people now a day protect against EMP ?

(Of course I do…MATTER OF FACT, I KNOW of 2 different ways right off…DO YOU??? DON’T WORRY, “DOC”…….I GOT YA COVERED….

The first method is “metallic shielding.” Metallic shields” are made of a continuous piece of conductive metal such as steel, aluminum or copper….. A metal enclosure generally does not “fully” shield the interior because of the small holes that are likely to exist. Therefore, that type of shielding often contains additional elements to create the actual EMP “barrier”. Commonly, only a fraction of a millimeter of a metal is even needed to supply adequate EMP protection….. HOWEVER, The shield must completely surround the item to render it “EMP hardened.”

The second method is called “tailored hardening”, it is a far more “cost-effective” (MEANING “CHEAPER”) way of EMP hardening. In this method, only the most vulnerable elements and circuits are redesigned to be more rugged. The more rugged elements will be able to withstand much higher currents….This method has shown unpredictable failures in testing, and although it is, it is thought that it may be useful to make existing systems far less vulnerable…..

The bottom line is: Almost all military hardware nowadays (and quite a bit of the civilian stuff too) pretty much ignores anything but a fucking nuke going off next door in terms of EMP attacks…. It is all hardened or made of superior tech that isn’t nearly as vulnerable as the older stuff that was in common use almost twenty fucking years ago…. You actually couldn’t even pull off an EMP type destruction of civilization in the modern world anymore because over 60% of the newer stuff either wouldn’t notice it, or it would reset itself in a few seconds…. The rest would only need a few minutes with a support technician to come back online and be running normally thanks to the scare of “Y 2 K”….And guess who owns a company that specializes in MILITARY GRADE WEAPONS and armament??? I’LL GIVE YOU A HINT…IT’S NOT THE GUY WITH “BAT EARS” ON HIS COSTUME…)

Do you know how Iron man protect his suit against EMP ?

(Well, I’m no “DOCTOR”, but I think I just explained that Tony probably went with “BATTLE HARDENED METALLIC SHIELDING”, seeing as money isn’t a deterrent to him, but even a cheap assed roll of aluminum foil would effectively stop an EMP attack…)

what a maggot. If you don’t understand those protection of course you think it like some magic ability like some cave man think a TV is magic. Try to learn something maggot before spouting nonsense.

(So says the FUCKING idiot that can’t even write a complete sentence that isn’t a “RUN-ON SENTENCE”, yet claims to be a damn “DOCTOR”?????…..HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Now that is funny……)

7+ I would think you stop copy and paste, cause that will never get you out of, well maggot’s school.

(As opposed to you, who types as if he’s never passed the 6th grade, yet claims to be a “DOCTOR” with multiple degrees??? YEAH, RIGHT…..)

You again assume that no one in DC universe has Tony ability.

(Wrong again…NO ONE IN DC’S UNIVERSE EVEN COMES CLOSE TO WHAT TONY ROUTINELY DOES…(THE MAN MADE AN INVINCIBLE SUIT OF ARMOR AND A LIMITLESS SUPPLY OF ENERGY FOR THE WORLD IN A FUCKING CAVE WITH A PIECE OF SHRAPNEL STUCK IN HIS CHEST, FOR GOD’S SAKE.)…CAN BAT-MAN DO ANYTHING CLOSE TO THAT??? OR WOULD HE CALL UP LUCIUS FOX BECAUSE HIS DUMB ASS CAN’T DESIGN HIS OWN WEAPONS AND TELL HIM WHAT HE THINKS HE WANTS???? I think you already know the answer to that…..)

There are a lots

(REALLY??? LIKE WHO????….NAME 5 PEOPLE THAT HAVE MADE BETTER ARMOR THAN TONY STARK IN DC COMICS THEN….I DARE YOU….)

and frankly i dont have time to search for them to show you, by try cybore for an example.

(CYBORG WOULD GET OWNED BY IRON MAN ALL DAMN DAY…..TONY COULD HACK CYBORG AND SEND 50 SUITS OF UNMANNED ARMOR TO STOMP HIM OR BAT MAN WHILE HE EATS DINNER WITH PEPPER AND NEVER LEAVES HIS FRIGGIN’ BEACH HOUSE…..VICTOR WOULD DIE, AND TONY WOULD GET HIMSELF A PIECE OF ASS…. SO EVERYBODY WINS!! AND I KNOW YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO SEARCH FOR THEM, BECAUSE THEY DON’T EVEN EXIST!!! HELL, I CAN NAME 10 PEOPLE IN MARVEL (IN NO CERTAIN ORDER) THAT ARE SMARTER THAN BAT MAN RIGHT NOW:

REED RICHARDS

THE HIGH EVOLUTIONARY

DR.DOOM

IRON MAN

BRUCE BANNER

THE WIZARD

THE LEADER

HANK PYM

ULTRON

THE BEAST)

And these individuals can’t hack Star lab without directly connect into the main farme

(DO YOU MEAN (MAIN FRAME”, “DOCTOR”??? WELL, TONY CAN GET ACCESS THROUGH WI-FI SIGNALS, PERIPHERALS OR ANY NETWORK SERVER THAT CYBORG OR BAT MAN USES….THERE YA GO..INSTANT HACK ON CYBORG OR THE BAT COMPUTER, STUPID….),

it is the same with Batman computer.

(I ALREADY AGREED WITH YOU….TONY WOULD EASILY HACK THE BAT-COMPUTER…)

The people that consider the most genius in DC universe can’t hack into Batman computer without direct connection into main farme.

(YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT COMPUTERS, DO YOU, “DOCTOR”??? THE “MAIN FRAME” MIGHT BE THE PRIMARY PROCESSOR IN WHICH DATA THEFT AND DATA LOSS OCCUR IN, BUT IT SURELY ISN’T THE PRIMARY FOCUS OF THE ACTUAL HACKING…..IF SOMEONE CAN ACCESS THE PERIPHERAL NETWORKING EQUIPMENT OR INTERMEDIATE NETWORK SERVERS, THEY DON’T NEED TO EVER TOUCH THE “MAINFRAME”, DUMMY!!!)

So use your freaking brain or whatever in your maggot’s head to think before making a lot of assumsion.

(NO ASSUMPTIONS ARE NECESSARY….IRON-MAN’S FAR BETTER THAN BRUCE IS….LIVE WITH IT…)

8+ You want to say how Batman could beat Ironman.

(NO….I “AM” SAYING THAT…)

The advantage of surprise.

(NO…..THAT WOULDN’T WORK, BECAUSE TONY HAS “SIMULATED” SPIDER-MAN’S “SPIDER SENSE” NOW…..ALOL THAT WOULD MEAN IS THAT TONY WOULD LET HIM GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO GRAB, AND SEEING AS HE CAN NOW LIFT WELL OVER 500 TONS, BRUCE WOULD DIE……GOOD LUCK SNEAKING UP ON HIM, BAT MAN…….)

You need to know who your target is so you can attack.

(NOT REALLY……TONY’S FAR STRONGER, FASTER, SMARTER AND BASICALLY FLIES AROUND IN A FUCKING TANK….HE’D ONE-SHOT BAT MAN IN A HEARTBEAT…)

If Tony can’t find out where or who batman is, he is a sitting duck for batman.

(AND WHAT’S TO STOP HIM FROM FINDING THAT OUT, SEEING AS HE CAN LITERALLY “SEE” THROUGH SATELLITES AND TRACK HIM NOW??? TRY AGAIN, “DOCTOR”…)

And the Amazo suit

(DON’T YOU MEAN “INSIDER SUIT”, DUMMY???)

is the last and extreme answer, try to look for it information maggot.

(YOU MEAN INFORMATION LIKE THIS?? OH YEAH….I FOUND IT, AND BRUCE WOULD “STILL” GET HIS BITCH ASS KICKED BY TONY:

History:

Following his return to the 21st century after being sent careening through time by Darkseid during the Final Crisis, Bruce Wayne dons the “Insider” guise in order to freely explore Gotham and assess the state of things that occurred during his absence.

Description:

Built with a different appearance than the traditional “Batsuit”, the Insider suit enables the wearer to mimic a selection of super-abilities through the use of high-powered technology, although the suit’s power is limited (VERY LIMITED); requiring a long recharge-time after the usage of each ability.

While agile enough for gymnastic maneuvers, the suit has enough armor to protect the wearer from sword strikes or even (BARELY) take the brunt of a missile blast (YET ALMOST GOT HIM KILLED FIGHTING GEO-FORCE, WHO ISN’T AS STRONG OR AS FAST AS IRON MAN IS). The suit can recharge its power supply by either plugging into an external power source or by absorbing energy that is being directed upon it. The suit also enables a direct link to a JLA teleporter, enabling the wearer to hack into the Justice League’s teleportation system and teleport anywhere on the planet, although this, too, uses (A LOT OF) power.

Other abilities include: The ability to trace frequencies, and selection of optical visions for infrared to movement tracking and normal.

“Super-Power” Abilities: (ALL OF WHICH EAT BATTERY LIFE FASTER THAN A FAT BITCH IN AN “ALL YOU CAN EAT” RESTAURANT WITH A FRESH TRAY OF PEACH COBBLER!!!!)

*Spectral Mode: Designed for ideal night operation through night vision lenses and light and sound dampening technology.

(WHO CARES??? IRON MAN HAS ELECTRONIC DEFENSES AND SHIELDING WHICH ABSORB SOUND AND MASKS HIS PRESENCE)

*Speed Force Mode: Inspired by the Flash, the suit gives the wearer limited access to the Speed Force, accelerating their movements beyond human speed.

(AND IT IS “EXTREMELY” LIMITED…..THAT MEANS HE CAN ONLY AFFECT HIMSELF, AND HE CAN’T ACHIEVE ANYTHING ANYWHERE NEAR THE SPEEDS OD “THE FLASH OR A TRUE SPEEDSTER…LAST I CHECKED, IRON-MAN FLIES AT MACH 8.5, SO HE CAN AT LEAST KEEP UP WITH HIM LONG ENOUGH TO “TAG” HIM, AND “ONCE” IS ALL IT TAKES……)

*Heat Vision Mode: Inspired by the Kryptonian ability, the suit expels a concentrated beam of heat from the eye lenses, although a larger blast can be expelled through the helmet’s central “eye” also.

(GREAT!!!! IRON MAN CAN ABSORB AND RE-DIRECT ANY FORM OF ENERGY AND USE IT TO “RECHARGE” HIS STORAGE BATTERIES OR BOOMERANG IT BACK AT ITS SOURCE…GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, BRUCE…)

*Will Power Mode: Inspired by the Green Lantern rings, the suit possesses a finger-mounted energy weapon that mimics an Oan power ring’s ability to fire a concentrated blast of energy at an opponent.

(YAWWWWN…..OAN ENERGY GETS ABSORBED, OR REDIRECTED)

Insider Powers:
*Camouflage Mode: Inspired by the Martian Manhunter, the suit enables the wearer to turn invisible for a set period of time.

(TONY CAN FIND HIM BY USING THERMAL, INFRA RED, X-RAYS OR ANY NUMBER OF DIFFERENT WAYS HE CAN USE TO EFFECTIVELY TRACK HIM, NOT TO MENTION HIS OWN VERSION OF “SPIDER SENSE”…..GOOD LUCK HITTING HIM OR HIDING FROM HIM, BAT-MAN)

*Veritas Mode: Inspired by Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth, the suit possesses a filament cord that is lined with tactile sensors enabling it to act as a polygraph machine to discern if the individual trapped within it is telling the truth. Like Wonder Girl’s lasso, the wearer can also send an electric shock down the cord to shock the entrapped individual.

(IN SHORT, THANKS FOR RECHARGING THE RESERVE BATTERIES, BAT-MAN….I’LL KEEP THAT IN MIND AS I SHATTER ALL 4 OF YOUR BACK TEETH USING MY ARMORED BOOTS…)

*Flight Mode: A standard ability amongst meta-class superheroes, the suit possesses the power of flight through the manipulation of gravity and magnetic forces.

(TRUE, BUT THE SPEED HE FLIES AT PALES IN COMPARISON TO TONY STARK, WHO FLIES AT MACH 8.5)

*Teleportation:3-meter radius and carrying other individuals away.

(YEP…AND THAT WILL COME IN HANDY FOR RUNNING FROM TONY AND EXECUTING A STRATEGIC RETREAT, BUT UPON SEEING THIS, TONY WILL TRACK THE ENERGY SIGNATURE AND FOLLOW HIM TO WHEREVER HE WENT, AND IF IT’S THE “BAT CAVE”, HE’S FUCKED!!!”)

If Tony allow to include his ability in Avenger. I wonder if all that technology could messure up to White Lantern ring ? Or the combination of Yellow and Green lantern rings.

(I CAN SUM THAT UP IN JUST 7 WORDS: HOW ABOUT TONY DEFEATING THE “PHOENIX FORCE”???? TONY WOULD STILL KILL BAT MAN BECAUSE HE’D ABSORB ANY OF THE ENERGIES THAT BRUCE WOULD USE AND HE ISN’T EVEN THAT GREAT WITH A GREEN POWER RING OR EVEN A YELLOW ONE FOR THAT MATTER…TONY STOMPS…..)

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on February 16th, 2013 at 5:35 pm

@ Shank on February 16th, 2013 at 4:43 pm”

You fail to see the point as usual.

(NO…..YOU DO…)

The first thing that Bat Man will do is to come up with a defense against the spidesense.

(OKAY, STUPID…HOW WILL BAT-MAN KNOW TONY HAS HIS OWN VERSION OF “SPIDER SENSE” UNLESS HE RUNS HIS DAMN MOUTH AND TELLS HIM ABOUT IT (WHICH HE WOULDN’T)???????

Then he will beat the shit out of Iron Man with no effort.

(NO EFFORT??? Ummmm…I HATE TO BREAK THIS TO YOU, BUT TONY LIFTS WELL OVER 500 TONS THESE DAYS….. PERSONALLY,I THINK HE HAS HIS WORK CUT OUT FOR HIM….)

Come on bat man can hack anything you think that tin can will be a problem?

(HAS BAT MAN EVER SHOWN THE ABILITY TO HACK SOMEONE LIKE CYBORG??? AS FOR HACKING TONY’S ARMOR, IT’S NOT AS EASY AS YOU’D LIKE TO THINK, BECAUSE TONY”S ARMOR IS ACTUALLY “UNHACKABLE” THESE DAYS….. IT IS ACTUALLY A “PART OF HIM” NOW….IF BRUCE TRIED THAT, TONY WOULD HACK HIM BACK, COMPROMISE HIS ASS, AND THEN PROCEED TO TRACK HIM TO WHEREVER HE IS AND GO KILL HIM…..SORRY, BUT BRUCE WOULD DIE IF HE TRIED….)

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 17th, 2013 at 1:09 pm

Has the hulkbuster armour actually ever worked? Plus batman has 3 of the most powerful weapons ever at his disposal. The power rings. Then the amazo armour plus his other crap, his traing his ability to see weaknesses in his opponent and the fact he’s motherfucking Batman! Sorry but tiny loses this everyday of the week.
Also Solomon Grundy is nearly at superman strength levels. Batmans reactions are nearly par with Spider-Man so he would win a hand to hand combat no problem as he fights with training not instinct as Parker does. Wolverine can be knocked out, bats never kills his enmities if he can help it so why is the healing factor important? Yet again he killed a GOD and bested superman who is “As good as he needs to be” so he beat a man with no limits.

Posted by Tom on February 17th, 2013 at 1:48 pm

@Clown: well time of posting, general ideas. Way of sentence. For example, you love to use Superman phone and the lantern rings.

@Day: 1+ well you’re both retard, and the time of ur posting quite similarlity, your idea also quite similars. And you’re both garbage of society tend to insult anyone. So yes, it made one to wonder retard.

2+ Believe or not it’s ur choice, i’m quite sure a lot of people here believe me more than you. And garmmar ? i dont need to have perfect garmmar to get a Phd dumbass. You’re like a little kid jealousy of others people success. Want to test me ? sure ask any question about cancer, i could give you a full lecture on p53, MDM2 ? or how about p21 ? May be some thing more easier for you to undersrtand ? telomere ? telomerase ? how about synoptic complex ? Want to test me ? garbage ? you’re so far out of ur leauge.

3+ You maggot “KNOW” it ? ok give 1 example of Ironman able to hack to DC Universe computer in CANNON. Common give me 1 example. In the other hand i could give 1 example of Dr. Doom computer that Ironman can telepathic hack in to, maggot.

4+ So Batman beat up other super being is plot stupid, but Ironman 1 punch knock out Hulk – the guy that even Thor could not control ? – is not plot stupid ? Wow well, that is how a maggot brain work, it’s 1 way down to a trash can.

5+ Sup resistance to magic. Do you know how sup resist to every physic attack ? because of his energy field, that is why he can’t not feel the pain from those attack, you just a maggot only copy and paste information that is why you dont understand anything, i could bet that college will or did kick you out of their school because of plagiarism. Try to understand what superman power and abilities are before spounting nonsense maggot.

6+ Again, check and learn Maggot, Joker, Riddler, Penguin also know martial and they are criminal master mind. You have zero knowledge at all maggot. Dr. Doom ? lolz Batman fought Gods those idiot not even come close to Darkseid. How would Ironman beat Darkseid. Ya use all his best suit like a stupid brawl and hoping that it would work. Maggot

7+ Now you bringing up cop ? what is it ? so Ironman can kill batman without being hunted down ? Are you a maggot or bacteria ? How do you know that it can’t be hacked ? Did it state that it will never be hacked ? or just another of your bacteria’s brain assumsion ? Technology can be hack .

8+ Good, at least i was able to educate you better than your parents. You’re finally try to do research. But you still a dumbass copy & paste. Do you think that people just throw off a bomb to create an EMP and hoping that it would work dumb ass ? try to evolve bacteria.

9+ Do you know what Cybore is ? What a bacteria. I can’t believe i’m in this conversation with you. And again. You keep makng the same stupid assumsion that Ironman can Hack all. And those idiots that ur name can’t come close to Batman intelligent, try and do some research about batman ability before spouting nonsense. And could you pick anything else aside from my garmmar ? Cause that’s so old right now. I dont need to have perfect grammar to talk with a bacteria do i ?

10+ Spider sense, do you know what it does ? It tell him where the danger coming form, it’s depend on Tony to act on it, it does not show future, it does not show what could be the danger. There are various way to past that stupid spider sense, Batman just can’t use his hidden ablity during the fight.

11+ You’re really a bacteria aren’t you ? Hey people are looking for me, i know let’s walking around in my best face so they could punch through it, retard.

12+ Again you are bacteria that well i will see ur future is taking out the trash for me. You assume that Batman dont have other energy source from the others rings, You assume that Only Iron man know to redirect an attack to power source, You assume that batman use speed force or teleportation to run away, You assume that Ironman can build something rightaway on the field to see through martian manhunter invisibility, You assume that the suit only has these ability, do you know why they called it Amazo suit instead of Insider ? And finally you assume that Tony could absorb and control the power of the Lantern Rings. Many idiots had tried and died, Tony will just be another insect added to the long list.

13+ You’ve listed all ironman ability, you really think that batman only use one of these to deal with Ironman ? It’s like talking to a rock

Finally, want to test my archivement truth or not ? Common ask me anything, I’m welcome the challenge. If your parents can’t educate you, i will give them a help. Oh just incase ur not that John, i graduated from Birmingham University in Biomedical Science, then got my MRes in Birmingham before did my phd in Birstol university. If not because it’s too costly in London i would join Imperial London university. And i did all that while i am not even an EU citizen.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 17th, 2013 at 2:14 pm

The superman phone was just a joke you know. But ironman is amazingly flawed bats could use soooo many things against him. Thumbs up on the PhD though :)

Posted by John Jack Royal on February 17th, 2013 at 4:33 pm

@ Clown Boy

Everyone has flaws. Including your precious batfag. One mistake and he’s dead. The sooner you get that through your thick head the better.

@ Tom

Birmingham university? I thought you were a student of the school of hardcore ignorance. The one that shows you 6 minutes of any given situation and tells you that that’s how it’s always going to be in life.

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^^^ These are images of all the times that batfag got his ass BEAT. Being the ignorant hillbilly that you are I don’t expect you to actually look at these images. But if you did, you would see that batfag is as vulnerable as any normal human.

Keep in mind that Iron Man only needs one punch. Why should I believe that batfag can avoid being punched even one time, when there’s so much evidence to the contrary?

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Need I say more?

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 18th, 2013 at 6:43 pm

No ironman fag comments in 2 days? What’s happened, your balls dropped off?

Posted by Tom on February 19th, 2013 at 4:48 pm

I hope we dont meet those stupid guys again. I have nothing with a good discussion against Ironman fans, who will give me some good explanation why Ironman could have a chance against Batman. But these idiot keep bringing up one technology to another. I would love to see how Enstein in a Tiger tank could do against any regular Commando.

Posted by John Jack Royal on February 19th, 2013 at 4:49 pm

No my good comment is awaiting moderation.

Posted by Tom on February 19th, 2013 at 4:55 pm

@John: look up on spider sense see what it do.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 19th, 2013 at 6:38 pm

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SPIDER SENSE AND BATMANS REFLEXES ISN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ADVANTAGE IN COMBAT! Tom,
The superman charged inside a blue sun vs galactus, who’d win?

Posted by Tom on February 19th, 2013 at 6:58 pm

@Clown: depend on how long. If it just a few days i doubt it barely enough. Galatus has vast knowledge of universe, Sup need few years to absorb the knowledge. Actually i’m quite surprise how some marvel hero could beat Galatus. I mean Marvel made him to be like Darksied, a God with the knowledge of the universe, then they bring him down like some common thug.

Posted by Tom on February 19th, 2013 at 7:05 pm

p/s that is why sometime i dont like marvel. They make the ultimate villian, but waste him. DC surely wont, the Joker is the ultimate villian for Batman – who refuse to kill and have to witness the Joker cruelsome over and over – Darkseid was the ultimate villian for JL. I’m quite interested in Sinistro though, the crop use fear to control the law, they are different from Red , Orange or Black Lantern crop which pure out evil. In away, Sinistro Crop more like a darker version of Batman, while Lantern Crop is like Superman.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 19th, 2013 at 7:26 pm

That’s why I like the batman joker entanglement because of the relationship between the two. For example even emperor joker killed batman everyday multiple times but always brought him back. It’s the entire irresistible force against an immovable object and the ying- yang concept all rolled into one.

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on February 21st, 2013 at 3:57 pm

@The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 17th, 2013 at 1:09 pm

Has the hulkbuster armour actually ever worked?

*(YES. IT HAS WORKED AND ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION)*

Plus batman has 3 of the most powerful weapons ever at his disposal. The power rings.

*(STOP LYING…..BAT MAN CURRENTLY HAS NO POWER RINGS IN HIS POSSESSION, AND THERE “WERE” PLANS TO MAKE HIM A RED LANTERN, BUT SO FAR, THAT PROJECT HAS BEEN SCRATCHED OVER AT DC…..BUT LET’S KEEP IT REAL HERE….BAT-MAN’S SPIRIT IS FAR TOO NEGATIVE TO GET A GREEN RING, A BLUE RING, AN INDIGO RING OR A SAPPHIRE RING EITHER!!.. HE’S NOT SUPER GREEDY, SO AN ORANGE RING IS OUT OF THE QUESTION, AND HE’S KEPT HIS MURDEROUS IMPULSES IN CHECK, SO HE REALLY DOESN’T QUALIFY FOR A RED RING….THE CLOSEST ONE HE’D QUALIFY FOR IS A YELLOW RING AND THAT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED, BUT THE MAJORITY OF YELLOW LANTERNS ARE EVIL, SO THAT’S NOT QUITE A GOOD FIT, NOW IS IT???. )*

Then the amazo armour (DON’T YOU MEAN “INSIDER SUIT”?) plus his other crap, his traing his ability to see weaknesses in his opponent and the fact he’s motherfucking Batman! Sorry but tiny loses this everyday of the week.

*(NOT REALLY….IRON MAN WOULD KILL HIM AND BE DONE WITH IT…..)*

Also Solomon Grundy is nearly at superman strength levels.

*(HE’S ALSO SLOW AS HELL, TOO….DON’T FORGET THAT PART, EH???)

Batmans reactions are nearly par with Spider-Man *(BULLCRAP!!!!! BAT MAN’S REACTION SPEED IS NOWHERE NEAR SPIDERMAN’S…..STOP LYING ALREADY!!!)* so he would win a hand to hand combat no problem as he fights with training not instinct as Parker does. *(TOO BAD THIS WOULDN’T BE A HAND TO HAND COMBAT FIGHT, BECAUSE IRON MAN WON’T PLAY TO BAT-MAN’S STRENGTHS IN COMBAT….HE’LL FIGHT HIM ON HIS OWN TERMS AND WIN….)* Wolverine can be knocked out, bats never kills his enmities if he can help it so why is the healing factor important? *(THAT’S SIMPLE…..HE’D HAVE TO DO AT LEAST 4 TIMES AS MUCH DAMAGA AS HE’S CAPABLE OF IN ORDER TO BEAT TONY, AND TONY ISN’T GOING TO LET HIM GET THAT CLOSE….HE’LL KEEP HIM AT A DISTANCE AND RUNNING UNTIL HE GETS TIRED, AND ONCE HE DOES, HE’LL KILL BAT MAN….IT’S REALLY QUITE THAT SIMPLE….)*
Yet again he killed a GOD and bested superman who is “As good as he needs to be” so he beat a man with no limits. *(CORRECTION: HE BEAT A MAN WITH NO LIMITS BECAUSE OF PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY AND LAZINESS ON THE PART^ OF THE PISS POOR WRITERS THAT PENNED THAT STORY, BECAUSE SUPERMAN COULD KILL BAT MAN BEFORE HE COULD THINK IF HE WANTED TO, AND BAT MAN KNOWS THAT….HE HAS “NEVER” BESTED CLARK IN COMBAT WITHOUT SOME TYPE OF PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY OR CHARACTER INDUCED STUPIDITY TO WIN, AND LAST I CHECKED, BAT-MAN CAN GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT TOO…..JUST ASK DEATHSTROKE….. )*

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on February 21st, 2013 at 4:01 pm

@ The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 19th, 2013 at 6:38 pm

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SPIDER SENSE AND BATMANS REFLEXES ISN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ADVANTAGE IN COMBAT!
*(OF COURSE IT IS….BAT MAN WOULD DIE…HORRIBLY IF PETER PARKER WERE THE TYPE TO KILL HIS ENEMIES…HE’S JUST TOO FAST, STRONG AND SMART FOR BAT MAN TO EVER WIN AGAINST HIM…)*

Tom,
The superman charged inside a blue sun vs galactus, who’d win?

*(GALACTUS WOULD WIN AGAINST SUPERMAN IN AN EPIC CURBSTOMP….IT WOULDN’T EVEN REALLY BE FAIR TO KAL-EL…)*

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on February 21st, 2013 at 5:34 pm

@ THE F*CKING IDIOT Tom on February 17th, 2013 at 1:48 pm

@Clown: well time of posting, general ideas. Way of sentence. For example, you love to use Superman phone and the lantern rings.

@Day: 1+ well you’re both retard, and the time of ur posting quite similarlity, your idea also quite similars. And you’re both garbage of society tend to insult anyone. So yes, it made one to wonder retard.

*(OKAY, I GOT NOTHING, BECAUSE YOUR ILLITERATE ASS CAN’T SPELL WORTH A FUCK, AND I CAN’T EVEN FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU SAID HERE…)*

2+ Believe or not it’s ur choice, i’m quite sure a lot of people here believe me more than you.

*(JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE “BELIEVE YOU, IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU RIGHT, DUMBASS….)*

And garmmar ?

*(NO….THE WORD IS “GRAMMAR”, STUPID….SO MUCH LIKE YOUR FIFTH GRADE TEACHER TOLD YOUR REMEDIAL ASS, “TRY AGAIN”.)*

i dont need to have perfect garmmar to get a Phd dumbass.

*(I KNOW THAT YOU NEED TO BE MORE THAN FUNCTIONALLY LITERATE TO GET A DOCTORATE, STUPID….TRY TELLING THAT TO SOME IDIOT THAT WILL BELIEVE YOU, LIAR….IF YOU HAVD A PHD, WHAT IS IT IN??? PHILOSOPHY??? SOCIOLOGY??? BASKET WEAVING??? WHAT DO YOU SPECIALIZE IN, AND WHO’S YOUR ALMA MATER??? IF YOU GRADUATED FROM AUNIVERSITY WITH A DOCTORATE DEGREE, I’M TOM FUCKING CRUISE….)*

You’re like a little kid jealousy of others people success.

*(NO, I’M NOT….I’M NEVER JEALOUS OF THOSE I DEEM MENTALLY INFERIOR)*

Want to test me ?

*(SURE….CONJUGATE A VERB…..)*

sure ask any question about cancer, i could give you a full lecture on p53, MDM2 ? or how about p21 ? May be some thing more easier for you to undersrtand ? telomere ? telomerase ? how about synoptic complex ? Want to test me ? garbage ? you’re so far out of ur leauge.

*(Ummmm…DON’T YOU MEAN “LEAGUE”, “DOCTOR DIPSHIT”????)*

3+ You maggot “KNOW” it ? ok give 1 example of Ironman able to hack to DC Universe computer in CANNON.

*(GIVE ME ONE EXAMPLE OF HIS BEING UNABLE TO DO IT IN “CANON”, YOU ILLITERATE FUCK…..CALLING ME NAMES LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD ISN’T GOING TO MAKE YOU ANY MORE RIGHT THAT YOU ARE RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW, “DOCTOR”…)*

Common give me 1 example. In the other hand i could give 1 example of Dr. Doom computer that Ironman can telepathic hack in to, maggot.

*(YAWN……BAT MAN WOULD GET HIS A$$ KILLED FIGHTING IRON MAN ON A BAD DAY, LET ALONE A DAY THAT HE’S PLANNED TO TAKE HIM OUT…YOU SEE, THAT’S THE PROBLEM WITH BAT MAN FANS, BECAUSE THEY FEEL THAT BAT MAN CAN PREPARE FOR “EVERYTHING”, BUT HE CAN’T!!! AND THAT’S WHY BANE BUSTED HIS BACK, THE JOKER SHOT BAT-GIRL, AND ALSO KILLED ROBIN…..SORRY, BUT BAT MAN ISN’T AS GREAT AS YOU LOSERS LIKE TO THINK….JUST ASK DEATHSTROKE OR HAL JORDAN…..)*

4+ So Batman beat up other super being is plot stupid

*(DUDE, IF YOU THING THAT BAT MAN CAN KNOCK SUPERMAN OUT, WEARING A KRYPTONITE RING YOU’RE CRAZY…….AND A “MORALS OFF” SUPERMAN WOULD KILL BAT MAN’S ASS WHETHER HE HAD A DAMN KRYPTONITE RING OR NOT…..END OF DISCUSSION….)*

, but Ironman 1 punch knock out Hulk – the guy that even Thor could not control ? – is not plot stupid ?

*(I DON’T SEE WHY NOT, SEEING AS THEY LET BAT MAN BEAT THE HULK WITH A GAS GRENADE AND A KICK TO HIS GUT TO MAKE HIM INHALE IT….DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT WHEN THE HULK CAN CLAP HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND LITERALLY LEVEL SKYSCRAPERS???? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE….)*

Wow well, that is how a maggot brain work, it’s 1 way down to a trash can.

*(HA HA HA HA!!!!!! SURE THING, DOC, SURE THING…..BUT CALLING ME OUT OF MY NAME STILL WON’T MAKE YOUR PUNK ASS RIGHT THOUGH……DEAL WITH IT, STUPID…)*

5+ Sup resistance to magic. Do you know how sup resist to every physic attack ? because of his energy field, that is why he can’t not feel the pain from those attack, you just a maggot only copy and paste information that is why you dont understand anything, i could bet that college will or did kick you out of their school because of plagiarism. Try to understand what superman power and abilities are before spounting nonsense maggot.

*(SUPERMAN HAS ABSOLUTELY “NO RESISTANCE TO MAGIC” AND LIMITED RESISTANCE TO PSYCHIC ATTACKS, BUT A POWERFUL ENOUGH PSYCHIC CAN STILL MANIPULATE HIS MIND, YOU REMEDIAL LIAR…..SHOW ME WHERE HE HAS RESISTANCE TO MAGICAL ATTACKS ANYWHERE IN CANON CONTENT THEN, IF HE DOES…..EVERYTHING ELSE YOU SAID IS IRRELEVANT AND INSIGNIFICANT, “DOCTOR DUMBASS” , AND UNLIKE YOU, I GRADUATED FROM MY UNIVERSITY AND DIDN’T PLAGIARIZE ANYONE….KNOW WHY??? BECAUSE I’M SMARTER THAN YOU, AND IT’S NOT MY FAULT…..I AM INFINITELY MORE FAMILIAR WITH SUPERMAN’S POWERSET THAN “YOU” ARE, AND IF YOU WERE, THE LAST THING YOU’D BE SAYING IS THAT BAT MAN COULD BEST A “MORALS OFF” KAL-EL IN A FIGHT…..)*

6+ Again, check and learn Maggot, Joker, Riddler, Penguin also know martial and they are criminal master mind.

*(HA HA HA!!!!!! SO BAT MAN IS SUPPOSED TO GET ACCOLADES FOR BESTING THOSE PHYSICALLY INFERIOR TO HIM??? I THINK NOT….BULLIES SHOULD NEVER BE APPLAUDED FOR PICKING ON THE WEAK…)*

You have zero knowledge at all maggot.

*(APPARENTLY, I HAVE FAR MORE THAN YOU….)*

Dr. Doom ? lolz Batman fought Gods those idiot not even come close to Darkseid.

*(HA HA HA!!!!! BAT MAN HAS “NEVER” FOUGHT A “GOD” BY HIMSELF!!!! AND IF HE WERE TO, HE’D GET HIS A$$ HANDED TO HIM!!! DO YOU THINK BAT MAN CAN BEAT THE SPECTRE??? NOPE….HELL, HE CAN’T EVEN BEAT^ PEOPLE THAT DON’T CONSIDER THEMSELVES GODS, LIKE FIRESTORM, OR ANY OF THE GREEN LANTERNS WITHOUT CHARACTER INDUCED STUPIDITY OR PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY TO ALLOW HIM A WIN….JUST FACE IT…HE’S A PUSSY!!! GUY GARDNER WOULD HAVE CLEANED HIS CLOCK WHILE WEARING HIS POWER RING, AND BAT MAN KNOWS THAT, BUT I HAVE UNTIL YET TO SEE HIM FIGHT SOMEONE LIKE LOBO, WHO WOULD FIGHT JUST AS DIRTY AS HE DOES AND WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO KILL HIM…..KNOW WHY??? BECAUSE HE’S A FUCKING BULLY AND A FUCKING PUSSY AS I SAID BEFORE…)*

How would Ironman beat Darkseid. Ya use all his best suit like a stupid brawl and hoping that it would work. Maggot

*(HOW WOULD HE BEAT DARKSEID??? HOW ABOUT BEAMING HIS ASS BACK TO APOKOLIPS VIA BOOM TUBE TECH THE SAME WAY CYBORG DID, STUPID??? (AND FOR THE RECORD, CYBORG CAN ALSO BEAT BAT-MAN’S CAPED, PUNK ASS)*

7+ Now you bringing up cop ? what is it ? so Ironman can kill batman without being hunted down ?

*(WELL SEEING AS IRON MAN CAN DISPOSE OF A BODY BY INCINERATING IT OR THROWING IT THROUGH SPACE INTO THE SUN, I DON’T SEE WHY HE’D GET HUNTED DOWN….LAST I CHECKED, IRON MAN WORKS WITH S.HI.E.L.D, AND ALL HE HAS TO SAY IS THAT BAT MAN IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY….THERE YA GO… AN INSTANT REASON FOR THE COPS TO KILL BAT MAN ON SIGHT…)*

Are you a maggot or bacteria ?

*(WELL, THERE’S NO REASON TO ASK IF YOU’RE ILLITERATE AND FUCKING STUPID, BECAUSE THAT’S APPARENT….)*

How do you know that it can’t be hacked ?

*(BECAUSE IT CAN’T, DUMMY…)*

Did it state that it will never be hacked ?

*(I KNOW BECAUSE SOMEONE A “LOT” SMARTER THAN YOU SAID THAT IT CAN’T BE HACKED BY ANY EARTHLY MEANS…THAT’S HOW….)*

or just another of your bacteria’s brain assumsion ? Technology can be hack .

*(NOT IRON MAN’S…..)*

8+ Good, at least i was able to educate you better than your parents.

*(CORRECTION: YOU WERE ABLE TO THOROUGHLY BORE ME WITH YOUR PEDANTRY AND ANNOY ME WITH YOUR INCESSANT HOMOSEXUALITY AND FLAGRANT ILLITERACY THAT YOU ROUTINELY DISPLAY…..)*

You’re finally try to do research. But you still a dumbass copy & paste. Do you think that people just throw off a bomb to create an EMP and hoping that it would work dumb ass ? try to evolve bacteria.

*(HOW ABOUT YOU READ A BOOK, STUPID??? EMPS DO NOT WORK ON ELECTRONICS IN THIS DAY AND AGE, DUMMY…..HOW OLD “ARE” YOU??? FIFTY??? EVEN MODERN DAY DVD PLAYERS WOULDN’T BE AFFECTED BY AN EMP ATTACK, STUPID….TRY AGAIN…BATTLE HARDENED MILITARY WEAPONS THESE DAYS ARE RESISTANT TO EMP ATTACKS, AND GUESS WHO OWNS A COMPANY THAT SPECIALIZES IN MILITARY GRADE WEAPONS???? I’LL GIVE YOU A HINT: IT’S NOT THE GUY WITH THE BAT EARS ON HIS COSTUME, DUMMY….)*

9+ Do you know what Cybore is ? What a bacteria. I can’t believe i’m in this conversation with you. And again. You keep makng the same stupid assumsion that Ironman can Hack all.

*(NO NEED TO ASSUME ANYTHING, HE PRETTY MUCH “CAN” HACK WHATEVER HE WANTS, AND BAT MAN COULDN’T STOP HIM FORM BROADCASTING HIS SECRET IDENTITY ALL OVER THE INTERNET AND TELEVISION IF HE REALLY WANTED TO ….MATTER OF FACT, HE COULDN’T STOP CYBORG IF HE EVER CHOSE TO DO THAT EITHER….)*

And those idiots that ur name can’t come close to Batman intelligent, try and do some research about batman ability before spouting nonsense.

*(I’M SORRY, BUT YOU’RE STUPID…..PLENTY OF PEOPLE COULD KILL BAT MAN THAT REALLY AREN’T THAT WELL TRAINED, EITHER….SORRY, BUT HE’S NOT AS GOOD AS SOME PEOPLE WITH MENTAL DEFICIENCIES “THINK” HE IS….)*

And could you pick anything else aside from my garmmar ? Cause that’s so old right now. I dont need to have perfect grammar to talk with a bacteria do i ?

*(ACTUALLY, YOU DO…..ESPECIALLY SEEING AS YOUR ABILITY TO SPELL CORRECTLY IS WOEFULLY INADEQUATE AND MAKES YOU HARD TO UNDERSTAND, STUPID….)*

10+ Spider sense, do you know what it does ? It tell him where the danger coming form, it’s depend on Tony to act on it, it does not show future, it does not show what could be the danger. There are various way to past that stupid spider sense, Batman just can’t use his hidden ablity during the fight.

*( I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SPIDER-MAN’S SPIDER SENSE DOES…DO YOU??? AND THE SPIDER SENSE DOES NOT TELL HIM EXACTLY WHERE THE DANGER IS COMING FROM, IT TELLS HIM THAT THERE IS IMMINENT DANGER, AND TONY’S ARMOR HAS ENOUGH SENSORS TO ALLOW HIM TIME ENOUGH TO AVOID GETTING ATTACKED AND HURT, DUMMY…. AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, TONY’S USUAL COMPUTER TRACKING AND COUNTER MEASURES ARE ENOUGH TO KEEP HIM SAFE, AND BAT MAN WOULD NEVER KNOW THAT TONY EVEN “HAD” SPIDER SENSE, BECAUSE IT IS NOT COMMON KNOWLEDGE…..TRY AGAIN…..ONCE AGAIN, TONY WOULD FIND BAT-MAN BECAUSE HE CAN SEE IN MANY DIFFERENT WAYS THAN JUST HIS NORMAL VISION. HE CAN USE INFRA RED VISION, THERMAL VISION, X-RAYS, MOTION SENSORS, SONAR AND NIGHT VISION TOO….SORRY, BUT BAT-MAN ISN’T SNEAKING UP ON TONY STARK, AND HE SURE AS HELL WON’T DO MUCH TO STOP TONY FROM EXPOSING HIS SECRET IDENTITY AND KILLING HIM IF HE CHOSE TO, DUMMY….JUST FACE IT….IRON MAN WOULD KILL BAT MAN….IT’S REALLY THAT SIMPLE…..)*

11+ You’re really a bacteria aren’t you ? Hey people are looking for me, i know let’s walking around in my best face so they could punch through it, retard.

*(WHO CARES IF HE DOES??? HIS HEALING FACTOR WILL MAKE THAT PERSON WISH THEY HAD NEVER DONE THAT ONCE HE DONS HIS ARMOR IN LESS THAN A SECOND…TRY AGAIN, STUPID…)*

12+ Again you are bacteria that well i will see ur future is taking out the trash for me. You assume that Batman dont have other energy source from the others rings, You assume that Only Iron man know to redirect an attack to power source, You assume that batman use speed force or teleportation to run away, You assume that Ironman can build something rightaway on the field to see through martian manhunter invisibility, You assume that the suit only has these ability, do you know why they called it Amazo suit instead of Insider ?

*(YOU ARE STUPID, AND I TRUTHFULLY DON’T CARE ABOUT ANY OF WHAT YOU SAID, BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY, NONE OF THAT WILL SAVE BAT-MAN’S ASS FROM GETTING KILLED….)*

And finally you assume that Tony could absorb and control the power of the Lantern Rings.

*(HE CAN….)*

Many idiots had tried and died, Tony will just be another insect added to the long list.

*(WRONG…TONY WILL ALWAYS “FIND A WAY” TO DO THAT IN THE SAME WAY THAT BAT-MAN WILL ALWAYS “FIND A WAY” TO WIN FIGHTS THAT HE SHOULDN’T EVER WIN…)*

13+ You’ve listed all ironman ability, you really think that batman only use one of these to deal with Ironman ? It’s like talking to a rock

*CORRECTION: YOU “ARE” A FUCKING ROCK…A DENSE ONE……)*

Finally, want to test my archivement truth or not ? Common ask me anything, I’m welcome the challenge.

*(NO, I’D PREFER TO LIMIT MY EXPOSURE TO THE STUPID AND MENTALLY DEFICIENT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE…… TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, YOU AND YOUR INANE ATTEMPTS AT INSULTING ME ONLY FURTHER PROVE THAT ALL OF YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE WEAK….)*.

. If your parents can’t educate you, i will give them a help.

*(MY PARENTS DID AN EXCEPTIONAL JOB OF EDUCATING ME, SEEING AS I CURRENTLY POSSESS 4 DEGREES AND AN CAPABLE OF SPELLING WORDS TO EFFECTIVELY COMMUNICATE FAR BETTER THAN YOU DO…)*

Oh just in case ur not that John, i graduated from Birmingham University in Biomedical Science, then got my MRes in Birmingham before did my phd in Birstol university. If not because it’s too costly in London i would join Imperial London university. And i did all that while i am not even an EU citizen.

*(WHO CARES??? AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED, YOU’RE STILL AN IDIOT WHO SPELLS AND BUTCHERS THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND GRAMMAR AS IF HE HAS A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT…..)*

Posted by Tom on February 21st, 2013 at 6:55 pm

@Day:

Lolz, 4 degrees ? ok tell me whichUniversity, subjects, years of graduations final projects ? i will ask question of each subject to see if your maggot mind could actually answer them.

You do not even dare to test me maggot. Oh your parent must cry their eyes out to have a bacteria for a child.

Do you know why i dont have to assume Tony can’t do it in Cannon ? Because i only make 1 assumption. While in your case you made more than 1 maggot. You assume Tony can scan it, the you assume how Tony sscan it, and you assume Tony able to descript it. Making more than 1 assumstion will reduce the accurate of conclusion.

I dont need to be a spelling bees champion because we have the technology, which i doubt you have money to buy maggot. The real intelligent people knows that languages are just a mean, it does not defy one’s intelligent. Example: maggot like you can’t even understand what i was talking about.

Superman nature resistant to magic is higher than any normal human maggot. You obviously has no ifnormation about superman. If he has no resistant to magic, how can he win against Cpt Marvel ? Dr. Fate ? or Wonder Woman ? dumb ass

You’re a lost cause, i doubt anyone would believe you able to get a degree at all. Tony need to know who Batman is, without it all his vision is useless. An exmple to trick spider sense so your tiny brain can understand: ” Throw a bomb with posion needle inside, spider sense no doubt will able to dodge it, the bomb explode releasing needle everwhere right the moment that he dodge”.

And did you really read ? or you can’t even read ? Those guys are criminal master mind, they dont just come up to batman and say : “Hey let’s have a fist fight ” like some maggot. Plot iduced stupity ? Let’s see, using Scarecrow’s Fear gas and psychology warefare to prevent GL from able to use his will – this is plans, and studying –

Ya great idea, beam Darkseid back so he can return ?

Last time i check S.H.I.E.L.D is not in DC universe, retards. And between S.H.I.E.L.D and superman who do you thinkg the president would believe ? And again, how can ironman know who to kill ?

More of stupidity assumsion. And did you heard urself “Earthly” mean, that’s mean Earth’s technology from Marvel universe, not DC maggot.

*(WHO CARES IF HE DOES??? HIS HEALING FACTOR WILL MAKE THAT PERSON WISH THEY HAD NEVER DONE THAT ONCE HE DONS HIS ARMOR IN LESS THAN A SECOND…TRY AGAIN, STUPID…)*: This is how bacteria brain works, you have no idea what i meant.

Lolz, against with the maggot assumsion that Ironman can hack all. Just give me a single proof that he can hack DC computer then i will believe it. If not then i wont, and if you really go to college and get a degree you know that your idiotic arguement is wrong.

You had create a loop arguement which has no point through out the conversation.
Let’s see you said that every batman won is plot induce stupidty, and Ironman 1 punch knock out Hulk is not, However here : *(I DON’T SEE WHY NOT, SEEING AS THEY LET BAT MAN BEAT THE HULK WITH A GAS GRENADE AND A KICK TO HIS GUT TO MAKE HIM INHALE IT….DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT WHEN THE HULK CAN CLAP HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND LITERALLY LEVEL SKYSCRAPERS???? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE….)* which indicate that you consider Ironman 1 punch knock out Hulk is plot induce stupidty the same as Batman won against Hulk – p/s: retard that is not cannon.

Ya, you scare cause i think i’m bluffing then you found out i really know what i am talking about. Lolz. And who care about trash oppinent, I have my supervisor Dr. Andrew Turnell to prove my knowledge. Do you dare to let me test you ?

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on February 21st, 2013 at 7:05 pm

Wait wait wait wait WAIT. The three major characteristics of the GL ring are willpower, intelligence and creativity. Which one of these does bats lack to be a high ranking GL? Also white lantern ring. Anyway tiny is shit, his villains are shit and his suit is shit. Most importantly he has a trillion weaknesses and the only way he kill bats is by levelling a city with a nuke providing bats doesn’t disarm it mid flight. Also batmans reactions have allowed him to dodge lasers and bullets from point blank range. Also the omega beams whic both flash and Supes couldn’t dodge. Spider-Man couldn’t do that. Also bats has knowledge of pressure points (see that he LEARNT COMBAT INSTEAD OF USING PURE INSTINCT) which he could use against both Spider-Man and wolverine to immobilise them so he wins.

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on February 21st, 2013 at 7:12 pm

@Tom on February 21st, 2013 at 6:55 pm

NO, NO NEED TO FURTHER BORE ME, AND I OWE THOSE WHO I DEEM BENEATH ME NO EXPLANATIONS….I GENERALLY DON’T ENJOY CONVERSING WITH IMMATURE, ILLITERATE IDIOTS AND HOMOSEXUALS WHO KISS BAT-MAN’S ASS MORE FREQUENTLY THAN HIS OWN CAPE DOES….IN YOUR CASE, IT’S A BIT FROM COLUMN “A” AND COLUMN “B”, BUT ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT BEING ILLITERATE, GAY AND DENSE IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE….SO SHOOT YOURSELF….

Posted by Tom on February 21st, 2013 at 8:21 pm

@Day: Ya… like every single Ironman’s idiotic fan that can’t prove their point, dont have the imagination. You can’t even prove that you pass 1 degree. You try to call my bluff, but turn out i hole a royal flush. You try to argue against my point without any real knowledges and made a loop, your arguements contradict themselves. Being illiterate to whom ? you maggot ? Just because English is your first does not mean you’re best at others too idiot, try japanese, i love to see how can you learn and read that language. Gay ? prove it ? or it the same parrot saying : ” I KNOW IT” ya not even your parent would believe something without proof. Why should i shoot myself ? I’m making an ass out of you, i earn 28k £ per year i able to save at least 10k £ per year, i have my own house in my home country. I’m living a dream here.

Posted by Chirag on May 3rd, 2013 at 2:51 am

is this guy mental or what ?
Ironman’s stark industries obviously earns more profit than batman’s company
Ironman doesn’t needs a butler becoz he has got a 10 billion worth computer system called Jarvis u bitch !!
Ironman built a suit out of junk and in a cave … way cooler than Batman !!
Udumbass … according to u batman wins becoz he’s got a utility belt ? r u out of ur mind ? Ironman doesn’t need a utility belt u know why ? coz he’s got each and every thing in his suit … Batman can’t even Fly ! and fr a guy of ur childish mentality i must say , Ironman can make calls and send text through his suit through voice recognition ? u understand that u baby ?
and now ur talking bout lifestyle ? go search on wikipedia ‘ironman’
the defination says ‘super intelligent , billionaire , playboy , philanthropist !!’
Talking bout intelligence again ? Ironman built a fcking suit which can fly , not just 1 suit , 42 awesome suits n all of them can be controlled at once !!! … i dont think batman’s suit can even make him fly bitch !!
now ur talking bout costumes … Ironman’s costume is made up of metal and batman’s costume is made up of leather … which one is stronger huh asshole !!
and how the hell on earth is a bat-signal cooler than the whole Stark tower ??
somebody needs to put some sense into ur batman obsessed 5 yr old’s lunatic brain u motherfucker !!

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on May 3rd, 2013 at 2:59 am

Hahahahaha, thing is batman is miles richer than stark being the second richest character in comic books behind lex luthor, stark is basically an alcoholic douchebag, Jarvis is shit, batmans suit is made of armoured plates and he only needs the insider suit to take down stark.

Posted by Tom on May 3rd, 2013 at 3:42 am

@Chirag: You obviously only know about the Movies. So sadly, no matter how much I like to take you down like every single of Ironman fan, I have need to explain to you first. Batman OWNs Gotham, EVERY single thing in Gotham got his finger print on – figuratively speaking – . Not only that, Batman company single handed built the Watch Tower of which Batman designed himself. So i’m sure he is much much richer than Ironman.

A Butler, a companion, a friend, a father, who can give advises, who can firmly stand against you when you done something wrong or going to do something wrong, who can comfort you when you down. Let’s see can an A.I does that ? NO A.I – Artificial Intelligent – can only think for themselves DOES NOT have emotion. So ya a Butler is much better to have. Only a narcissistic would chose an A.I

Ironman built a suit out of junk in a cave. Batman out witted a GOD out of nothing in a Battle. Who’s cooler ?

It is not the utility belt that Batman will able to win, BUT the ability to prepare the items and chose what items to use that will ensure him the victory. You want to know why Batman chose a suit without flying ability ? CAUSE IT NOISY. CAN YOU FREAKING SNEAK UP TO ANYONE AND SCARE THE HELL OUT OF THEM BY JUST YOUR SHADOW WHILE WEARING TWO STUPID ROCKET ?

Search again about BATMAN on DC WIKI -”SUPER GENIUS”, “WORLD GREATEST DETECTIVE”, “THE KEENEST MIND ON EARTH”, “THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN ON EARTH”. About IronMan ” WORLD GREATEST ALCOHOLIC REHAB”

Want to talk about Intelligent. A person who had got EVERY Master Degree on Science ” Physic, Biology, Medical, Chemistry, Mathematic, Forensic, Mars, Engineering, etc…….” AND master EVERY martial arts known to men + Amazon combat. He BUILT the Amazo Suit that Copy Meta Human power. He DESIGNED the Watch Tower. He OUT WITTED a GOD. He SCARED a GOD out of his wit.

Batman suit made out of new metal that while allowing him to move freely – doing back flip – still able to take a gun shot – not that he need it – Ironman suit CAN’T do anything when trap in a small area. The speed of Ironman is FLYING speed, HE CAN’T RUN FAST, HE CAN’T DODGE FAST.

Bat signal is cooler because IT STRIKE FEAR INTO CRIMINAL. Who scare of IRONMAN please raise your hand ? chirp chirp chirp, ……………. common no body ?

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on May 3rd, 2013 at 5:29 am

Also batman beat the shit out of superman without Kryptonite when he was 60

Posted by John Jack Royal on May 3rd, 2013 at 4:04 pm

Wow. This site is like Facebook for the mentally retarded.

Final word (again) Iron Man wins.

Posted by Tom on May 3rd, 2013 at 4:09 pm

Lady and gentlemen the Worthless Gangster family is back. Oh I counted you have 5 Final words. Does your family taught you definition of “Final” ?Oh wait they also don’t know. No one ask you here trash. Please press unsubscribed and you wont have to cry every night cause I remind you how worthless you are.

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 4th, 2013 at 12:45 am

@Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on May 3rd, 2013 at 2:59 am

Hahahahaha, thing is batman is miles richer than stark being the second richest character in comic books behind lex luthor, stark is basically an alcoholic douchebag( HE MAY BE A DOUCHEBAG, BUT HE’S A DOUCHEBAG THAT BANGS HOT CHICKS ANDAND HAS FAR, FAR MORE MONEY THAN BAT MAN DOES) , Jarvis is shit (AS OPPOSED TO ALFRED’S OLD, DECREPIT, CRYING ASS??? MOTHAFUCKER, PLEASE!!!), Bat-man’s suit is made of armoured plates and he only needs the insider suit to take down stark. (Keep thinking that you d dumb son of a bitch….. Here’s what his suit is really made of, so let’s break it down, shall we???:

THE BATSUIT ITSELF:

The Post-Crisis version of the batsuit is not constructed from simple fabric, but from fictional advanced materials that gives it resistance to tearing. In addition, the suit also contains various defense and protection mechanisms layered into the suit’s fabric. The basic version of the Batsuit is insulated against electricity and is mildly fire resistant. Batman utilizes many different body armor designs, some of which are constructed into his Batsuits, and others which are separate. In its most basic version, the suit is bulletproof around the upper torso and back. Other versions are entirely bulletproof to small arms fire, and have advanced flexible armor plating. In Batman: Arkham Asylum Batman wears a basic batsuit throughout the game but can unlock a new “Armored” batsuit after completing the main story-line. The armored suit is much bulkier and features heavy plate armor on the torso and limbs and segmented armor on the joints and neck.

THE CAPE:

The cape may incorporates Nomex fire-resistant/retardant material (as demonstrated in the film Batman Forever and the Knightfall novelization by Denny O’Neil) and a Kevlar weave to slow the impact of bullets. In The Dark Knight Strikes Again, the ends of the cape contained razor-sharp blades which Batman used to slice through several corrupt government officials. In the 2005 film Batman Begins, the cape was also used as a sort of “wingsuit”; when an electric current was applied to the cape, the shape-memory fibers (much like Shape memory polymer) aligned into a semi-rigid form resembling a bat’s wings, allowing Batman to glide over the streets and rooftops of Gotham. A hang-glider version of this concept was presented in Batman Returns, in which a harness folds out of the cape to make it a rigid wing-like structure, then folds back when the wearer rolls forward on the ground after landing. In the show Justice League Batman ejected from the Bat-plane with his cape acting as a parachute using a harness. After Dick Grayson took over the identity of Batman, he and Damian Wayne, the new Robin and Bruce Wayne’s biological son, developed a “para-cape” for their costumes which gives them an ability to glide. However, at the beginning, Grayson finds that the new cape has farwill is as he is too much weight. The 2009 video game Batman: Arkham Asylum and its sequel Batman Arkham City (2011) also give Batman the same gliding ability as in Batman Begins.
In the 2010 comic book mini-series Batman Beyond, Dick Grayson explains that there is also a tactical reason for adding a cape to the costume: misdirection. It “hides the body, makes it difficult to know where to strike” when Batman moves, with the result that villains attacking him at long range cannot determine whether they are shooting at Batman’s body or just the cape. However, a flashback reveals that after armor-piercing rounds from the Joker’s gun penetrated the cape, it saved Bruce’s life, but Dick, who was behind him, was critically wounded and died. It explains why Bruce eliminates the cape on the Batman Beyond incarnation of the Batsuit, as he’d rather be the one who gets shot instead of others.

THE INFAMOUS “COWL”:

In addition to concealing his features and contributing to his imposing appearance, Batman’s cowl has sometimes served other purposes. Occasionally, the cowl is depicted as having defense mechanisms such as electric shock or stun gas in order to prevent unauthorized removal (as shown in The Dark Knight, Batman: Hush, Superman/Batman and Justice League of America #24). In Batman Begins, Bruce Wayne mail orders the materials to build the cowl through a maze of untraceable shell companies. To avoid suspicion, Wayne orders very large quantities of 10,000, each part sent to different location, and under different aliases. However, because some meta-human criminals have the power to see through solid objects, Batman also lines the cowl with lead to protect his identity. That property is absent in The New Batman/Superman Adventures crossover “World’s Finest”, where Superman saw through Batman’s cowl with ease, it is unknown whether modifications were made later. The cowl also contains shifting lenses that identifies suspect’s identities, as well as their weak points (through medical records), while simultaneously avoiding the possibility of eye identification (presumably why he has solid white eyes in his animated appearances). The cowl has special visions, like infrared vision (heat sensors), night vision, and ultraviolet vision. The cowl’s visor is also a digital camera for obtaining evidences. Also, in The Dark Knight, Batman uses a sonar concept (via Cellphone) introduced by Lucius Fox. This technology is utilized by using echolocation to triangulate objects via cell phones. Recently (in Detective Comics #838), it’s been revealed that Batman also has an echolocation system in the cowl. In Batman: The Animated Series, Batman wears a special motorcycle helmet when riding his Batcycle that is molded with bat ears to accommodate his cowl’s ears. In Batman: Arkham Asylum, Batman extensively uses a sophisticated “detective mode” vision enhancement built into the cowl that allows him to see enemies in darkness, including through walls, see their condition and state of alertness, and detect and identify hidden objects and analyze evidence. It also gives him the white eyes while it is activated. In addition, one of the cowl’s ears carries a high-gain antenna for an internal comm-link on the left side of the cowl, allowing Batman to stay in contact with his allies. The comm-link can also scan police radios and other communication frequencies. It also carries an inertial navigation unit to keep him in balance when facing foes such as the Scarecrow or Count Vertigo. The cowl’s Kevlar panels provide a level of protection for his head against firearms. The front of the skull and the sides of the temples also have small armor inserts to increase the effectiveness of skull strikes and protect from concussive blows. Repeated encounters with the Mad Hatter also forced Batman to shield his cowl against the villain’s mind control. Its basic design has remained unchanged; however, it has been frequently updated to advance Batman’s crusade. In Batman: The Brave and the Bold, the cowl’s ears can change lengths for various uses. However artist Karl Kerchl has drawn Batman’s costume vault showing that he has a wide selection of cowls with ears of different lengths. Despite that Dick Grayson’s cowl supposedly has the same features as Bruce Wayne’s, Grayson often finds it interferes with his peripheral vision when wearing it. This could be because Grayson, having used a simple domino mask to conceal his identity for most of his crimefighting career, is simply unused to the cowl. In Batman: Cacophony, during Batman’s hunt with the masked serial killer Onomatopoeia, the Dark Knight reinforced one of his cowls with a secondary armor beneath its kevlar headpiece with bloodpack lining in anticipation of being shot in the skull, to create an opportunity to fake his own death to get himself closer to the villain. This was based on assassin Deadshot’s helmet designs.

THE GLOVES:

In The Dark Knight, Batman is given enhanced gloves with which the fins can be launched by pressing a button and fired to become like throwing stars. Towards the end of the movie, Batman launches them at The Joker effectively incapacitating him. He also has electrical shockers in the fingertips of his gloves, which are used to control the structure of his cape. Additionally, Batman hides a few pieces of his arsenal in his gloves, such as a lock pick. Also as stated in the Batman hand book, the knuckles of the glove contain a small amount of lead shot to increase the force of his blows, however this has yet to be seen in the comic book series. Similar knuckle reinforcement can be seen in the video game Batman: Arkham Asylum, where Batman actually sprays his knuckles with an explosive gel to drastically increase the force of a punch; the explosion effectively destroys his glove, and nearly breaks his arm.

THE BOOTS:

In Batman: Year One, it is depicted that Batman hid a few pieces of his arsenal in his leather boots, such as a blow gun (its length made it impossible to fit in Batman’s belt compartment) with fast-acting anesthetic darts and an ultrasonic device built into his left heel. The basic design of the boots are modeled on Tactical boots, but they are made from lightweight rubbers and are much more flexible to allow for full extension when kicking. The bottom is a flexible split sole design and is textured for a variety of surfaces. The boots also have steel toes, making them much more effective when on the offensive. Although Batman is already an accomplished Olympic level swimmer, during the Batman: Hush storyline, it is revealed that he installed underwater propellers in the heels. In Batman Begins, a boot heel is revealed to contain an ultrasonic signaling device capable of calling live bats to it as a form of protection and cover for Batman during a getaway. This device was originally introduced in the Batman: Year One series. In Batman & Robin, the boots have ice skates built into them.

THE “ARMOR”:

The Bat-suit has been repeatedly updated in order to reflect advances in technology. Originally, the costume contained no protective armor. However, the real world advent of various forms of personal protective materials like Kevlar and the realization that being shot while wearing such protection should still be avoided, has led to the costume being re-imagined with varying forms of bulletproof protection which employs the aforementioned use of the suit’s chest symbol to lure shots at the armor’s strongest point. Despite the armor, Batman almost always evades gunfire and is very rarely actually shot. In the 1989 film “Batman”, one of the Joker’s men shoots Batman nearly point-blank in the chest. The suit’s body armor saved his life (yet the force was still enough to briefly render him unconscious.) Although the suit often included a neck-brace and other preventative bracing, after recovering from his spinal cord injury (the result of Bane’s attack), Batman reinforced the armor with a stronger material and hydraulic shocks to dampen sudden shocks and impact, along with a spinal brace, to protect him from such abuse. The Bat-suit also has a magnetic signature harness, allowing Batman to attract his body to a gargantuan metal object (like a plane). During The Resurrection of Ra’s al Ghul, Batman acquired an ancient suit of armor from Talia al Ghul, The Suit of Sorrows. According to its legends, it can impart strength and speed of its wearer but also would completely corrupt anyone whose heart and soul is not pure. At first, the Dark Knight was dubious of the legend, but eventually experienced an aggressive behavior while wearing the armor during patrols. Batman later learns from a member of The Order Of The Pure, a splinter faction of The Order Of St. Dumas, that the armor once belonged to a knight named Geoffrey de Cantonna, who massacred hundreds of people in an alpine valley in 1190. The Suit of Sorrows becomes one of the trophy displays within the Batcave, to remind the Dark Knight that he must be ever vigilant not only in his crusade against crime, but also himself. The new Azrael takes up wearing the suit eventually. In all eight one-shots of Bruce Wayne: The Road Home, which sets after the events of Batman: The Return of Bruce Wayne, show that Batman has developed an exo-suit (CALLED THE “INSIDER SUIT”) mimicking Amazo’s capability of copying metahuman powers, includes: very limited use of Superman’s heat vision, super speed which is labelled with SF as in very limited access to the Flash’s speedforce to be used on himself, Martian Manhunter’s invisibility, emitting a Green Lantern’s ring’s energy for a few blasts, but no ability to make energy constructs, and a lasso mirroring Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth which can be electrified to stun an opponent. There is, however, a critical design flaw in this suit: It uses far too much power to keep it functioning. Thus, Batman can only use it for very limited amounts of time (LIKE JUST A FEW SECONDS). Lucius Fox also supplied Bruce Wayne and his son Damian a pair of experimental jet-suit prototypes. They can provide artificially enhanced strength and endurance as well as very short-range flight capability. The prototypes were not used because they were considered too risky and far too expensive for frequent operational military use, allowing the Waynes to INFREQUENTLY utilize them for the family’s “Bat-man Inc.” project.

AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST THE “UTILITY BELT”

Bat-man’s utility belt is his most characteristic prop, much like Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth, or Green Lantern’s ring. The exact contents of this belt are not usually known because Bat-man usually changes it to suit his needs. His uncanny ability to carry unusually appropriate tools is legendary (OR SHOULD I SAY PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY???). Batman’s enemies are especially interested in the utility belt as they believe it will give them an advantage over him, but the belt’s compartments are locked and only Batman knows how to open them (ONCE AGAIN, “PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY”). There have been a few instances where the security is been bypassed: In the Justice League episode “Injustice for All”, Lex Luthor managed to open the belt and in an episode of The Batman “The Cat and the Bat” Catwoman stole Batman’s utility belt and managed to open the capsules. The utility belt is depicted as having defense mechanisms such as electric shock, locks, marker paint, or stun gas in order to prevent tampering, but for some reason, it doesn’t prevent the belt from being removed (HA HA HA!!!!! SO BAT-MAN HAS A BELT THAT ANYONE CAN JUST WALK UP TO HIM AND SWIPE THAT HAS COMPARTMENTS THAT CAN’T BE OPENED???….WOULDN’T IT MAKE MORE SENSE TO HAVE A BELT THAT HIS ENEMIES CAN’T REMOVE IN THE FIRST DAMN PLACE???) . This issue was fixed in Batman Beyond with the utility belt being permanently attached to the futuristic suit. The belt is almost always yellow in color, and the look of the belt is usually depicted as having either capsule-like cylinders or military style pouches to store his equipment in.
The array of devices Batman carries have become more complex over time. The simple coiled rope and batarang scaling equipment became a rocket-powered (or compressed-air-powered) grapple gun. The suit has also carried on different occasions a re-breather device, flash and gas grenades, explosives and a detonator, lockpicks, a signaling device for the Batmobile, electronic surveillance equipment (including video camera and monitor), a forensic kit for gathering crime scene evidence, a medical kit, a small toolkit, a homing device, a cache of money and, in early incarnations, a pistol in a holster. On any occasion where Batman anticipates encountering Superman, he has also carried (in a lead case) a Kryptonite ring given to him by the Man of Steel as a weapon of last resort (in some instances, Batman has acquired – or manufactured – the kryptonite himself, such as Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight graphic novels). One exception to this is seen in Kingdom Come, since in that novel, Superman has become impervious to kryptonite. In The Dark Knight Rises, at least one of the “pouches” has been replaced with a device previously seen being used by Bruce Wayne to avoid paparazzi attention that shuts off nearby electrical appliances.

(SO ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, BAT MAN BASICALLY HAS A VERY LIMITED SUIT OF PADDED KEVLAR ARMOR WITH HYDRAULIC SHOCKS THAT WILL PREVENT HIS BACK FORM BEING HYPER-EXTENDED, AND VERY LIMITED ARMOR PLATING IN CERTAIN PARTS LIKE HIS LEGS….ONLY PROBLEM IS: TONY HAS X-RAY VISION AND WOULD KNOW THAT IN SECONDS AND ATTACK HIS LEGS, OR JUST USE HIS TECHNOPATHY AND JUST USE HIS OWN BATMOBILE’S REMOTE CONTROL TO RUN HIM DOWN…LOL!!!!)

AND NOW, LET’S TALK MONEY, SHALL WE, C.P.O.C.??……..

Who was the richest superhero in 2012? If you guessed Iron Man’s Anthony (TONY) Stark, you are correct, at least according to Forbes Magazine’s top 15 richest fictional characters. Forbes magazine said Stark, played by actor Robert Downey Jr. in the Iron Man movies, has an “estimated” net worth of $9.3 billion earned through military defense contracts alone. He placed 5th on the Forbes list. Forbes said Stark, who once bragged about “privatizing world peace”, is under fire from consumer advocate Ralph Nader over Stark Industry’s Resilient line of repulsor-powered cars. Nader said the cars are “unsafe at any speed.” “New projects ­include bio-mimetic ­Extremis armor, and nuclear-powered wine refrigerators. Stark is also spending time with new, ultra-elite social club; other members include a Nordic prince (THOR), an atomic physicist (HANK PYM), and a famous war hero (CAPTAIN AMERICA),” the Forbes profile said.The other superhero on the list, Bat-man’s Bruce Wayne, had an estimated net worth of $6.9 billion, according to Forbes. He placed 8th on the list.(HA HA !!!! SUCK IT, BAT-FAGS, TONY JUST MURKED THAT BATWINGED FREAK, SO CHA-CHING, MOTHERFUCKERS, TONY MAKES ALMOST 2.5 BILLION BUCKS MORE A YEAR!!!) It said WAYNE, always the billionaire playboy continues to dominate tabloid headlines after he allegedly broke up Kim Kardashian’s last marriage…..(So not only is BAT-MAN “POORER” than Tony, it is apparent that HE BANGS CHICKS that everyone else has BANGED OUT too!!! ROTFLOL!!!!) Perhaps he should get himself checked out for STDs!!!

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 4th, 2013 at 12:57 am

@ Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on May 3rd, 2013 at 5:29 am

Also batman beat the shit out of superman without Kryptonite when he was 60.

WRONG!!! THAT WAS NON-CANON CONTENT WHEN THAT HAPPENED, AND HE HAS “NEVER” EVEN WON A SINGLE FIGHT AGAINST SUPERMAN WITHOUT PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY OE LAZY WRITING IN CANON CONTENT….THE ONLY TIME BRUCE “EVER” BEATS CLARK IS WHEN PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY IS INVOLVED…..NOW LET’S FACE FACTS HERE…..”IF”" BAT MAN EVER FACED A “MORALS OFF” SUPERMAN, HE’D PROBABLY BE DEAD BEFORE HE COULD “PREP” TO PUT HIS PLANS IN EFFECT, BECAUSE WITH CLARK’S SPEED, STRENGTH, INTELLIGENCE, RESILIENCE, ABILITY TO TANK INSANE AMOUNTS OF DAMAGE AND NOT EVEN GET A SCRATCH, PLUS HIS LIMITLESS ENDURANCE THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL HE COULD WIN……OR TO MAKE THINGS INTERESTING, CLARK COULD JUST SPEEDBLITZ PRESSUREPOINT ATTACK HIM AT MACH 6 BEFORE HE COULD MOVE, OR (HERE’S MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, KIDDIES, SO LISTEN UP???) HIT HIS DUMB A$$ WITH AN “INFINITE MASS PUNCH” (ONLY HIS WOULD DO FAR MORE DAMAGE THAN THE FLASH’S), AND IT WOULD BE FAR WORSE, BECAUSE A KRYPTONIAN’S PHYSIOLOGY IS FAR STRONGER THAN ANY HUMAN’S, SO THAT MEANS SUPES WOULD LITERALLY KNOCK HIS DAMN HEAD OFF….

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 4th, 2013 at 1:13 am

@ Posted by Tom on May 3rd, 2013 at 4:09 pm:

DUDE, ARE YOU “FUNCTIONALLY LITERATE”, OR WHAT, BECAUSE YOUR GRAMMAR AND YOUR SPELLING ARE BOTH BEYOND ATROCIOUS!!! I MEAN SERIOUSLY!!! WHAT DID THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE EVER DO TO YOU TO THE POINT WHERE YOU FEEL A NEED TO RELENTLESSLY BUTCHER IT???? EITHER WAY, ALLOW ME TO HELP YOU OUT AND CORRECT A FEW TYPOS, EH????

Lady (ACTUALLY, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN “LADIES” HERE, YOU DIPSHIT!!!) and gentlemen(,) the Worthless Gangster family is back. Oh(,) I counted(….) You have 5 Final words….. (YOU CAN COUNT TO 5 NOW, TOMMY BOY??? WOW!!!! DID YOU USE YOUR FINGERS AND THUMB ON ONE HAND TO COUNT THAT HIGH???) Does (THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN “DID”, DUMMY!!!) your family taught ( SHOULD HAVE BEEN “TEACH”…) you (“THE” definition of “Final” ?Oh wait (,) they also don’t know (SHOULD HAVE USED “EITHER” HERE…). No one ask (THE WORD IS “ASKED”, GENIUS….) you here (,) trash. Please press unsubscribed and you wont have to cry every night cause I (SHOULD HAVE BEEN “I’LL”…) remind you (“OF”) how worthless you are. ( I GOT A BETTER IDEA….HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP CRYING YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER YOU MASTURBATE, PUNK??? AND FOR GOD’S SAKE, LOG OFF OF THE DAMN COMPUTER AND GO READ A FUCKING BOOK OR SOMETHING!!!!)

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 4th, 2013 at 1:50 am

@Posted by Tom on February 21st, 2013 at 8:21 pm

@Day: Ya… like every single Ironman’s idiotic fan that can’t prove their point, dont (THE WORD IS “DON’T”, YOU DULLARD…) have the imagination (WHAT’S THERE TO IMAGINE, YOU FOOL??? LAST I CHECKED, IRON MAN’S MAGNETIC BEAM RE-ENFORCED GOLD PLATED TITANIUM ARMOR IS FAR STRONGER AND HAS A LOT HIGHER TENSILE STRENGTH THAN BAT-MAN’S KEVLAR COVERED FLESH AND BONE….) You can’t even prove that you pass 1 degree (I’M SORRY, BUT YOUR ILLITERATE ASS IS NO ONE THAT I FEEL A NEED TO IMPRESS…..) You try to call my bluff, but turn out i hole (THE WORD IS “HOLD”, YOU STUPID SHIT EATING HOMOSEXUAL….) a royal flush. You try to argue against my point without any real knowledges (THE WORD YOU’RE LOOKING FOR HERE IS “KNOWLEDGE”, AND THERE’S NO NEED TO ARGUE WITH A FOOL, BECAUSE A CASUAL OBSERVER THE TRUE FOOL IS THE ONE WHO CONTINUES TO MAKE A CASE FOR AN IRRELEVANT POINT” ….)and made a loop, your arguements (THE WORD IS “ARGUMENTS”, STUPID!!! FOR CHRIST’S SAKE LEARN TO SPELL, OR AT LEAST USE SPELL CHECK, YOU DUMMY!!!!) contradict themselves (WHICH ONES WERE THOSE, YOU ILLITERATE SON OF A BITCH???) . Being illiterate to whom (WELL, I DON’T KNOW…..LET’S GO WITH ANYONE WHO HAS READ ANY IF THE INANE DRIVEL YOU’VE TYPED THUS FAR???) ? you maggot (ACTUALLY, IT’S MORE ALONG THE LINES OF “EVERYONE WHO HAS READ WHAT YOU SAID”???) ? Just because English is your first does not mean you’re best at others too idiot, try japanese (WHY SHOULD I??? I DON’T LIVE IN JAPAN, STUPID…..I’VE VISITED JAPAN, BUT I HAVE NO NEED TO LEARN JAPANESE….), i love to see how can you learn and read that language (WELL, I DON’T KNOW…..I GUESS IF I FELT LIKE LEARNING JAPANESE, I’D LEARN IT THE SAME WAY I LEARNED ENGLISH, FRENCH, SPANISH AND GERMAN, STUPID….). Gay (I’M NOT, BUT YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE VERY FLAMBOYANTLY GAY….) ? prove it (HOW ABOUT WE START WITH THE FACT THAT YOU ROUTINELY STALK MEN ON THE INTERNET??? MYSELF INCLUDED????) ? or it the same parrot saying : ” I KNOW IT” ya not even your parent would believe something without proof (TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THERE’S PLENTY OF PROOF THAT YOU SOUND GAY AND STUPID IN THIS VERY RESPONSE, FAG…). Why should i shoot myself (WHY SHOULD YOU SHOOT YOURSELF??? WELL FOR ONE, IT WOULD GET YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP….) ? I’m making an ass out of you (Umm….CORRECTION, YOU BREATH SMELLS AS IF YOU’VE BEEN EATING AN ASS YOU, FAG….), i earn 28k £ per year i able to save at least 10k £ per year, i have my own house in my home country. I’m living a dream here.(HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!! SURE, SURE……. OF COURSE YOU ARE……NOW WAKE THE F*CK UP, STOP HUFFING THAT GRILL CLEANER, AND GET BACK TO JUGGLING YOUR SHIFT LEADER’S BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH, Mc FAGGET!!! )

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 4th, 2013 at 3:41 am

@Posted by Tom, AKA DOCTOR DUMBASS on May 3rd, 2013 at 3:42 am

@Chirag: You obviously only know about the Movies. So sadly, no matter how much I like to take you down like every single of Ironman fan, I have need to explain to you first (OKAY, CHIRAG…..NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO SOCK THIS FAG IN THE JAW, BECAUSE HE’S TRYING TO TAKE YOUR PANTS DOWN…..). Batman OWNs Gotham (NO, HE DOESN’T!!!!), EVERY single thing in Gotham got his finger print on – figuratively speaking – . Not only that, Batman company single handed built the Watch Tower of which Batman designed himself. (BIG FLAMING DEAL……TONY STARK BUILT A LIMITLESS ENERGY SUPPLY FOR THE WORLD AND A SUIT OF ARMOR WITH LIMITED RESOURCES IN A CAVE, SO THERE GOES THAT “THEORY”…HE ALSO BUILT SHIELD’S “HELICARRIERS” AND A SOLAR RELAY TO PROVIDE ELECTRICITY TO POORER NATIONS….) So i’m sure he is much much richer than Ironman….(WELL, YOU MAY “THINK” YOU’RE SURE, BUT ACCORDING TO FORBES, TONY STARK HAS HIM BEATEN BY 2.4 BILLION DOLLARS….TONY IS RANKED THE 5th RICHEST GUY ON THE PLANET AND BAT-MAN IS CURRENTLY THE 8TH…..SO SUCK IT, BAT MAN!!! ) A Butler, a companion, a friend, a father, who can give advises (THE WORD IS “ADVICE”, YOU MORON!!!), who can firmly stand against you when you ( THE WORD IS “YOU’VE”, DUMMY….) done something wrong (,) or “IF”) you’re going to do something wrong(….) Who can comfort you when you (ARE) down. Let’s see(…..) can an A.I does (THE WORD IS “DO”, DOCTOR DIPSHIT….) that ? NO…..(OH, SO IT WOULD SEEM THAT BAT-MAN NEEDS SOME TYPE OF ESTROGEN FILLED BUTLER TO ACT AS A FATHER INSTEAD OF MANNING UP THE WAY TONY HAS, HUH??? WHAT A PUSSY!!!) A.I – Artificial Intelligent (ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES) – can only think for themselves(….) (THEY) DOES (DO NOT) NOT have emotion (EMOTIONS). (DUDE, YOU ARE SUCH A FRIGGIN LADY!!!) So ya a Butler is much better to have (I GUESS YOU’RE RIGHT…..A PUSSY NEEDS SOMEONE TO CRY TO…AT ALL TIMES…..LOL!!!!). Only a narcissistic (THE WORD IS “NARCISSIST”, FOOL…. ) would chose an A.I…(MORE LIKE ONLY A REAL MAN WHO’S SECURE IN HIMSELF WOULD CHOOSE AN A.I., BECAUSE OF THE TACTICAL ADVANTAGE IT WOULD PROVIDE IN AN ACTUAL FIGHT….) Ironman built a suit out of junk in a cave. Batman out witted a GOD out of nothing in a Battle. Who’s cooler ? (IRON MAN IS COOLER, BECAUSE HE ROUTINELY FIGHTS GODS, COSMIC ENTITIES, WORLD-BEATING SUPER-VILLAINS AND METAHUMANS WITHOUT “PREP”…HIS SUIT IS A FLYING TANK / CRIMELAB, AND HE KILLS HIS ENEMIES WHEN HE HAS TO, SO IN RETROSPECT, BAT MAN DOES MORE HARM THAN GOOD, BECAUSE FOR ALL OF THE COUNTLESS TIMES THAT THE JOKER HAS ESCAPED ARKHAM TO WREAK HAVOC ON GOTHAM CITY AFTER BAT MAN HAS CAUGHT HIM, IRON MAN WOULD HAVE SHOT THE SON OF A BITCH AND GOT HIMSELF A 6 PACK…..”LITERALLY”!!!!) It is not the utility belt that Batman will able to win, BUT the ability to prepare the items and chose what items to use that will ensure him the victory (IN SHORT, PURE AND TOTAL BULLSHIT!!! I DON’T GIVE A DAMN WHO YOU ARE, YOU CANNOT PLLAN FOR EVERY DAMN CONTINGENCY!!! AND THAT’S WHY BANE BROKE BAT MAN’S BACK AND DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM…TOO BAD HE DIDN’T GET “PREP”, HUH BATFAGS???). You want to know why Batman chose a suit without flying ability (NOPE…..I ALREADY KNOW….IT’S BECAUSE HE’S STUPID!!!) ? CAUSE IT NOISY. NO, IT’S NOT…..EVER HEAR OF “Variable Specific Impulse Magnetoplasma Rockets” (VASIMR). Don’t be intimidated by the name, the only two terms YOU really need to focus on are “magnetoplasma” and “rocket.” The way this rocket works is pretty simple …..Plasma responds to magnets because it’s full of ionized subatomic particles. The chest reactor’s goal is to keep this plasma contained, but a VASIMR rocket’s goal is to push the plasma out the bottom with enough force to provide thrust. Tony already has the basics in place, a supply of plasma, superconducting electromagnets to contain the plasma and power to run those same electromagnets. Now, Tony would just need a system in the suit to shunt some of the plasma from his chest down to his feet and fire it out the bottom with some magnetic nozzles. The main addition needed is a way to heat the plasma up even more before ejections. This can be done with an ion cyclotron resonance frequency booster antenna, which is a fancy type of particle accelerator that uses magnetic fields and is circular. Then the additional thermal energy is converted to kinetic energy and shoved out the bottom of the boot. Kind of like if Gambit stood on his cards and launched himself into the air…. Again, like the Tokamak reactor, the VASIMR has its own set of challenges for Tony to overcome. The VASIMR is classified a 1 on the technology readiness level, which means it’s still in the “basic research” phase of existence, a far cry from operating in a battlefield. Right now they’re really big but with enough energy to power the thing it wouldn’t be impossible for Tony to scale it down for his needs as he did with the arc reactor. Another stumbling block so far? VASIMR prototypes have only been tested in a vacuum. It’s a bit unclear if this means they only operate in a vacuum but they’ve been proposed as a high-atmosphere form of propulsion, which implies functionality in air, not just in space. Finally, the VASIMR produces a lot of magnetic field energy. So much so that some critics of the design worry it could affect the Earth’s magnetosphere, and that would be bad, because we need the magnetosphere to live. Tony can insulate the suit against the strong magnetic fields, but the Earth itself can’t. Let’s assume since he’s scaled down the rocket to boot size, the Earth can take the strain….. Since both the rocket and the reactor need hydrogen as fuel, they might as well get it from the same source, and the best possible source is probably Tony himself. An adult human male carries about five liters of blood in their body. A little more than half of that blood is plasma. Plasma is 90% water, and water also has two hydrogen’s right there for the taking (with the help of a little electrolysis.) Physicist Ben Tippett did some back of the envelope calculations based on these assumptions and the results showed that Tony would be burning through about a liter of water per hour of running the reactor at full capacity. This would dehydrate you and fast, so it’s a good thing Tony drinks plenty of fluids. But as long as he kept enough water in his system he’d have all the fuel he needs with no giant tank. Which is good because a giant tank would make the whole contraption pretty hard to steer, right???? EITHER WAY, HE WON’T MAKE ANY NOISE IN FLIGHT….) CAN YOU FREAKING SNEAK UP TO ANYONE AND SCARE THE HELL OUT OF THEM BY JUST YOUR SHADOW WHILE WEARING TWO STUPID ROCKET ? (TONY’S A TOTAL BAD ASS…..HE DOESN’T NEED TO SNEAK AROUND….) Search again about BATMAN on DC WIKI -”SUPER GENIUS”, “WORLD GREATEST DETECTIVE”, “THE KEENEST MIND ON EARTH”, “THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN ON EARTH”. About IronMan ” WORLD GREATEST ALCOHOLIC REHAB” (Umm…..YOU ARE AWARE THAT WIKIPEDIA CAN BE EDITED BY BASICALLY ANYONE, AND ISN’T EXACTLY A CREDIBLE SOURCE, SEEING HOW I’VE ACTUALLY EDITED THINGS ON WIKIPEDIA BEFORE…… RIGHT??? ) Want to talk about Intelligent. A person who had got EVERY Master Degree on Science ” Physic, Biology, Medical, Chemistry, Mathematic, Forensic, Mars, Engineering, etc…….” AND master EVERY martial arts known to men + Amazon combat. He BUILT the Amazo Suit that Copy Meta Human power. He DESIGNED the Watch Tower. He OUT WITTED a GOD. He SCARED a GOD out of his wit. Batman suit made out of new metal that while allowing him to move freely – doing back flip – still able to take a gun shot – not that he need it – Ironman suit CAN’T do anything when trap in a small area. (DUDE, IRON MAN CAN LIFT IN EXCESS OF 100 TONS, SO IF HE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IN A SMALL AREA, I DOUBT THE’D BE THERE FOR LONG…) The speed of Ironman is FLYING speed, HE CAN’T RUN FAST, HE CAN’T DODGE FAST. (WRONG!!!! THANKS TO THE EXTREMIS VIRUS, HE HAS SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH, SPEED AND REACTION TIME NOW….HE ALSO HAS SPIDER-MAN’s SPIDER SENSE AS WELL, NOW….) Bat signal is cooler because IT STRIKE FEAR INTO CRIMINAL. (A LITERAL FLYING “TANK” WILL STRIKE FAR MORE FEAR INTO SOMEONE’S HEART THAN A MORON WHO DRESSES LIKE A DAMN BAT, YET NEVER KILLS ANYONE, BECAUSE TONY GENERALLY DOESN’T HAVE MANY REPEAT OFFENDERS…..UNLIKE BAT-MAN) Who scare of IRONMAN please raise your hand ? (ACTUALLY, THE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WERE SCARED OF HIM ARE PROBABLY ALREADY DEAD, DUMMY!!! AS I SAID BEFORE, TONY DOESN’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH REPEAT OFFENDERS VERY OFTEN, BECAUSE HE WILL KILL THEM….) chirp chirp chirp, ……………. common no body ? (DUDE, YOU’RE STUPID!!!!)

Posted by Tom on May 4th, 2013 at 9:00 am

@Day. Man you are a retard. I don’t know why but you guys keep crawling back after so many “Final” Word. And you are sure need attention. Keep posting to make sure I come or you took that much time to search on an Engine ?

Now first thing your info is base on the Movies, Not comics. So what a way to waste your time; or you just copied and pasted ? Anyway what you had read is standard equipment, he does have others to deal with different threat that his will alone is not enough.

2nd Lolz took you that long to reply ? You did know that you can unsubscribe here If you felt like “NO, NO NEED TO FURTHER BORE ME, AND I OWE THOSE WHO I DEEM BENEATH ME NO EXPLANATIONS” didn’t you ? And the only thing you can bring is spelling. Let’s have a fun game, base on your posting times, your obsession with spelling, you put English first I would say you’re living around PST zone, and you mention French and Spanish so I would say you are from USA. Which could explain you obsession with Spelling. I guess only America would obsess with something so useless as spelling. Or may be you won a Spelling Bee and got beaten up cause you’re a nerd ? Stalking ? Who is stalking who now ? I’ve never once said I will leave this forum, you guys in the other hand keep saying ” Final Word” then pop back in when you found me.

3rd Tony did built those thing, but who is the one funded it ? In the other hand Bats company single hand funded the Watch Tower and as I said your info base on the movies which is useless.

About Butler, are you that stupid ? Lolz I don’t want to explain it to you. Try to think, why Bruce Wayne needed a butler while Tony didn’t.

When is it that those suit of Ironman have ever won against those being alone ? And kill a bad person ? I guess it is quite easy to pull a trigger when you’re a drunk yard. Me I prefer a Hero with moral no matter what happen.

Batman had never encountered or known of superhuman or meta gene. Therefore he had never prepared against one.

The engine. I’m not a physicist here, so explain to me while you’re so sure that it is not create sound ?I’m pretty sure that magnetic field strong enough to push plasma out strong enough to lift a normal human being would create sound. I’m quite sure that all the experiments are done in vacuum space so there will be no record of sound.

I’m pretty that is the info I put in you head. I never said Wikipedia, I said DC wiki. Anyway try to write something stupid on wiki and see how fast it will be taken down. You think it is your stupid bog ?

Of course he can, did I ever said he could not blast his way out ? But then it can’t be done every time, the suit only protect him what about everyone else ? would a collapsing building will kill everyone in and near it ? think please. Again please stop bringing the future ironman, or I will bring the Amazo suit.

Well how many criminals in the comic book are there that fear of dead ? It will be 10% of them, so having “A LITERAL FLYING “TANK” ” will done nothing. There are so many character that much more powerful than Batman, in your sense so they must strike fear more than batman. Why Sinestro Corp only recruit Batman not Superman, or Martian Manhunter ? they are hell lot scary and powerful than batman. Try to think please, pointing a gun to your head may make you wet yourself, but it will do nothing to a criminal. So Tony had killed so all, and yet criminal keeps appear in his city, it does not sound like they fear him at all.

Posted by John Jack Royal on May 4th, 2013 at 5:09 pm

Damn, my reputation is so strong you think everyone who posts here is me. XD

Posted by John Jack Royal on May 4th, 2013 at 5:31 pm

Oh, and I just now read your post and it’s as dumb as I’ve come to expect from you tommy boy.

“So Tony had killed so all, and yet criminal keeps appear in his city, it does not sound like they fear him at all.”

Yeah, it’s not like the joker, penguin, riddler, bane, ect don’t keep coming back right? bat fag sure stuck fear into them. *smirk*

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 5th, 2013 at 5:03 am

Posted by Tom on May 4th, 2013 at 9:00 am

@Day. Man you are a retard.

*(I’M NOT A RETARD BUT I’d MUCH RATHER be a retard than a mentally inferior, illiterate, homosexual like you any day of the week…..BAZINGA!!!!)*

I don’t know why but you guys keep crawling back after so many “Final” Word.

*(WHO THE HELL IS “YOU GUYS”, YOU FOOL???? You are mentally inferior and illiterate, because I never gave a “FINAL WORD”, you idiot….Try learning to read first, then learn to comprehend, and finally, respond in an intelligent manner and you may just get some respect….)*

And you are sure need attention.

*(Apparently, you need attention worse than ME, because you won’t shut the hell up, you FAG….)*

Keep posting to make sure I come or you took that much time to search on an Engine ?

*(NO……Unlike you, I have excellent recall of everything I read and I HAVE an exceptionally high level of intelligence….)*

Now first thing your info is base on the Movies, Not comics.

*(WRONG…….The comics are the primary means of assessing a character’s TRUE strengths and weaknesses, because if we go by the movies, CHRISTOPHER NOLAN’S interpretation of the DARK KNIGHT was woefully inadequate, and certainly no match for TONY STARK….IRONICALLY, DAVID S. GOYER (WHO IS ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ONSCREEN ADAPTATION OF “BLADE” {ALSO KNOWN AS THE “DAYWALKER}) HELPED WRITE THAT GOD AWFUL SCRIPT……EITHER WAY, THE ACTUAL ABILITIES OF THE CHARACTERS IS BETTER OUTLINED IN THE COMICS AND IS GENERALLY ACCEPTED AS “CANON”….SO TRY AGAIN…)

So what a way to waste your time; or you just copied and pasted ?

(HA HA HA HA HA!!!! FIRST OFF, IF I DID NEED TO COPY AND PASTE, I’D CERTAINLY BE POSTING FAR MORE THAN WHAT I HAVE…..SECONDLY, I HAVE AN EXCELLENT MEMORY, AND I’VE NO NEED TO COPY AND PASTE ANYTHING, BUT EVEN IF I DID, I’M STILL RIGHT, SO WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE, DUMMY???)

Anyway what you had read is standard equipment, he does have others to deal with different threat that his will alone is not enough.

*(THE TERMS OF THE FIGHT ARE THAT BAT MAN WILL FIGHT WITH HIS STANDARD EQUIPMENT, YOU DULLARD….UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, TONY STARK’S “STANDARD EQUIPMENT” ALLOWS HIM TO EASILY LIFT OVER 100 TONS, IT GIVES HIM THE ABILITY TO ABSORB OR REDIRECT ANY FORM OF ENERGY, SUPER STRENGTH, SUPER SPEED, NUMEROUS WAYS OF TRACKING AN OPPONENT, THE ABILITY TO DOWNLOAD AND PROGRAM HIS ARMOR TO ALLOW HIM TO FIGHT INCREDIBLY POWERFUL METAHUMANS SUCH AS THE HULK AND THOR, ELECTRONIC COUNTERMEASURES, A HEALING FACTOR ON PAR WITH WOLVERINE’S, REPULSORS THAT CAN PUNCH THROUGH TANK ARMOR, A “UNIBEAM” THAT CAN SLICE THROUGH MOUNTAINS, AND A VIRTUALLY LIMITLESS SUPPLY OF CLEAN ENERGY IN THE FORM AN “ARC REACTOR”, HOLOGRAM TECHNOLOGY, FORCE FIELDS, PRESSOR BEAMS, PULSE BOLTS, LASERS, MISSILES, BOMBS, SPENT URANIUM BULLETS AND MUCH MUCH MORE…..

2nd Lolz took you that long to reply ?

*(WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IDIOT??? IT TOOK YOUR DUMB ASS FOREVER TO REPLY TO ME, STUPID…)

You did know that you can unsubscribe here If you felt like “NO, NO NEED TO FURTHER BORE ME, AND I OWE THOSE WHO I DEEM BENEATH ME NO EXPLANATIONS” didn’t you ?

*(ACTUALLY, THAT STATEMENT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HINT FOR YOU TO TAKE HEED TO, BUT APPARENTLY, YOU’RE TOO MENTALLY UNDERDEVELOPED TO ASCERTAIN THE FACT THAT WHAT I SAID WAS MEANT FOR “YOU”, YOU OAFISH BORE…)*

And the only thing you can bring is spelling.

*(I DISAGREE…..I ALSO COME WITH “KUNG-FU GRIP” AS WELL AS FAR MORE INTELLIGENCE AND A LOT BETTER JOKES THAN YOU DO TOO, DUMMY…)*

Let’s have a fun game, base on your posting times, your obsession with spelling, you put English first I would say you’re living around PST zone, and you mention French and Spanish so I would say you are from USA.

*(ONCE AGAIN, IF I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN YOUR LITTLE REINDEER GAMES, IT TENDS TO MAKE YOU LOOK THE FOOL, DOESN’T IT??? ERGO, I NEITHER HAVE TO AGREE TO ANSWER ANY OF YOUR ILL- INFORMED, ILLOGICAL QUESTIONS OR PAY HEED TO ANY OF YOUR PEDANTIC RANTS, YOU CRETINOUS FOOL….)*

Which could explain you obsession with Spelling.

*(GREAT…..NOW IF WE CAN ONLY FIGURE OUT YOUR OBSESSION WITH GAY PORN, EH????)*

I guess only America would obsess with something so useless as spelling.

*( I KNOW THAT ONLY A FOOL WOULD THINK THAT SOMETHING SUCH AS SPELLING IS NOT IMPORTANT, AND BASED ON YOUR POOR LOGIC, ONE COULD ASSUME THAT MATHEMATICS IS UNIMPORTANT, AND YOU’VE ALREADY DEMONSTRATED THAT YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF READING AND COMPREHENDING WELL, FOOL….)*

Or may be you won a Spelling Bee and got beaten up cause you’re a nerd ?

*(WELL, SEEING AS I’VE BEEN PRACTICING NUMEROUS MARTIAL ARTS, BOXING, BRAZILIAN JUI-JITSU, SAVATE, AND I’VE BEEN TRAINED TO BECOME AN EXPERT MARKSMAN WITH PISTOLS, RIFLES AND SHOTGUNS SINCE I WAS 5 YEARS OLD, IF ANYONE WAS GETTING “BEAT UP”, IT WAS NOT GOING TO BE ME….BUT ON THAT NOTE, I RARELY GOT INTO FIGHTS FOR 2 REASONS…1) I WAS AN EXTREMELY LIKABLE PERSON AND HAD NUMEROUS FRIENDS, AND 2) THE FEW FIGHTS I EVER GOT INTO USUALLY ENDED RATHER QUICKLY AS A RESULT OF MY ABILITY TO LEARN JUDO TECHNIQUES THAT NOT ONLY FORCED MY OPPONENTS TO READILY SUBMIT, THEY ALSO SERVED ME RATHER WELL WHEN I DECIDED TO WRESTLE IN HIGH SCHOOL…….TRY AGAIN, YOU OAFISH BORE….)*

Stalking ?

*(YES, STALKING, YOU FOOL…..)*

Who is stalking who now ?

*(WELL, BASED ON THE FACT THAT YOU CONTINUE TO RESPOND TO ME LIKE A HURT BITCH, I’D SAY THAT YOU ARE STALKING ME…..)*

I’ve never once said I will leave this forum, you guys in the other hand keep saying ” Final Word” then pop back in when you found me.

*(WHO THE HELL IS “YOU GUYS”, YOU FOOL??? I DON’T KNOW ANYONE NAMED “YOU GUYS” ON HERE, AND I DON’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS IF YOU JUMP OFF OF A CLIFF, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY….)*

3rd Tony did built those thing, but who is the one funded it ?

*(WELL, WET’S SEE…..BASED ON THE FACT THAT HE OWNS A MULTI- BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY, I’D SAY THAT HE FUNDED HIS OWN PROJECTS OUT OF HIS OWN INCOME….)*

In the other hand Bats company single hand funded the Watch Tower and as I said your info base on the movies which is useless.

*(THE PHRASE IS “ON THE OTHER HAND”, YOU FOOL….AND WHO CARES ABOUT THE DAMN PUSSY ASSED WATCHTOWER??? TONY STARK BANKROLLED SOLAR RELAYS FOR THE GOVERNMENT, HE FUNDED, DESIGNED, AND BUILT THE PHOENIX BUSTER ARMOR, AND JUST FOR KICKS, HE WAS RUNNING S.H.I.E.L.D AS THEIR DIRECTOR AND HELPED COUNTLESS MILLIONS AT ONE TIME, AND HAS SAVED THE PLANET HUNDREDS OF TIMES AS WELL….EITHER WAY, SINCE YOU’D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THE MOVIES, HAS BAT MAN EVER BUILT A SUSTAINED, LIMITLESS CLEAN ENERGY SOURCE AND GIVEN IT TO THE WORLD, OR DID HE INVENT A DEVICE TO SPY ON EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD IN GOTHAM AGAINST THEIR WILL??? DID HE CREATE A DEVICE THAT HE USED TO LOCATE A BYTCH THAT HE WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT DIDN’T EVEN WANT HIM AND CHOSE HARVEY DENT AS OPPOSED TO USING THAT SAME DEVICE TO LOCATE MISSING OR ABDUCTED CHILDREN, PREVENT RAPES, AND STOP INNOCENT PEOPLE FROM GETTING KILLED AS A RSULT OF HIS OWN BASE AND CARNAL DESIRES?? NAH…IT’S OBVIOUS THAT BAT-MAN DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYONE’S PRIVACY, BUT IT’S PERFECTLY FINE FOR HIM TO SPY ON WHOEVER HE CHOOSES, AND THAT’S WHY LUCIUS FOX BASICALLY TOLD HIM TO GO FUCK HIMSELF AFTER HE HELPED HIM FIND HIS UNGRATEFUL BITCH THAT DIDN’T EVEN FUCK HIM AFTER ALL OF THAT, HUH?????)*

About Butler, are you that stupid ?

*(ARE “YOU” THAT GAY???)*

Lolz I don’t want to explain it to you.

*(GREAT!!! THEN DON’T!!!)*

Try to think, why Bruce Wayne needed a butler while Tony didn’t.

*(WELL, LET’S GO WITH THE FACT THAT BRUCE WAYNE IS A PUSSY, AND TONY STARK DOESN’T NEED CODDLING….)*

When is it that those suit of Ironman have ever won against those being alone ?

*(I’M SORRY, BUT THAT DRIVEL YOU JUST POSTED IS INDECIPHERABLE…..)*

And kill a bad person ?

*(SURE….WE DO IT ALL THE TIME AND CALL IT “CAPITOL PUNISHMENT”……)*

I guess it is quite easy to pull a trigger when you’re a drunk yard. Me I prefer a Hero with moral no matter what happen.

*(EXACTLY……AND IT’S THE MAIN REASON WHY PUSSIES LIKE YOU ARE WHY ROBIN GOT KILLED, BARBARA GORDON GOT PARALYZED BY GETTING SHOT IN THE SPINE BY THE JOKER, AND HE’S GONE ON TO TERRORIZE GOTHAM WHENEVER HE FEELS LIKE IT, BECAUSE BAT-MAN IS TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO PULL A TRIGGER AND END ANY OF THE PEOPLE THAT NORMALLY HURT AND KILL PEOPLE IN GOTHAM CITY….HA HA !!! GEE, SOME HERO, HUH???…..BUT HERE’S AN INTERESTING FACT FOR YOU…..DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN BAT-MAN “ORIGINALLY” CAME OUT, HE CARRIED A GUN, AND FREQUENTLY KILLED PEOPLE??? SO WHAT’S UP WITH ALL OF THE PEOPLE HE SHOT BACK THEN??? HERE’S ANOTHER FUN FACT: THE BATMOBILE ALSO USED TO BE RED BACK THEN TOO……)*

Batman had never encountered or known of superhuman or meta gene. Therefore he had never prepared against one.

*(THAT’S BECAUSE HE’S A PUSSY, AND WOULD GET STOMPED BY A METAHUMAN THAT WAS HELL BENT ON DEFEATING HIM, SUCH AS DEATHSTROKE…..)*

The engine. I’m not a physicist here, so explain to me while you’re so sure that it is not create sound ?

(IT IS APPARENT THAT YOU ARE NOT A PHYSICIST….. SIMPLY PUT, THE BOOT JETS PROVIDE PROPULSION AS LONG AS THERE IS HYDROGEN TO USE AS FUEL, AND BASED ON THE FACT THAT TONY’S OWN BODY IS OVER 80% WATER, IT IS AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF FUEL….AS FOR THE IONIZED SUBATOMIC PARTICLES….OR LET ME “DUMB IT DOWN” FOR YOU A BIT….HE USES HIS OWN BLOOD PLASMA TO PROPEL HIMSELF THROUGH THE USE OF A FOCUSED ION MAGNETIC PLASMA BLAST….THE FIRE YOU SEE OUT OF HIS BOOTS IS JUST AN “ION TRAIL”, BUT HE DOESN’T HAVE TO CREATE THE TRAIL TO FLY….HE SIMPLY DOES IT AS A RESULT OF HIS OWN LOVE OF THEATRICS AND “SHOWMANSHIP”…..)*

I’m pretty sure that magnetic field strong enough to push plasma out strong enough to lift a normal human being would create sound.

*( I’M SURE THAT BASED ON THE FACT THAT YOU ADMITTEDLY KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF THE PHYSICS INVOLVED IN IONIC PROPULSION, AND THE FACT THAT AN ARC REACTOR POWERS THE MAGNETIC FIELD USED FOR THAT THRUST, THAT YOU ARE WRONG, YOU FOOL….)*

I’m quite sure that all the experiments are done in vacuum space so there will be no record of sound.

*(WELL, I DON’T HAVE TO BE “QUITE SURE”, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT NASA IS CURRENTLY USING MERCURY AND CESIUM 135 AS AN IONIC PROPULSION SOURCE FOR SATELLITES RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND, AND GUESS WHAT???/ IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY NOISE “IN ATMOSPHERE”, DUMBASS!!! CESIUM HAS THE LOWEST WORK FUNTION (or put another way, the lowest ionization energy) OF ANY ELEMENT EXCEPT FOR THE TRANSIENTLY EXISTENT ELEMENT FRANCIUM…..THE BEST AND MOST POWERFUL ACCELLERATING ENGINES ARE ION PRPOULSION ENGINES WHICH GENERALLY OPERATE IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE… THOSE ENGINES ARE MOST EFFICIENT WHEN THEY USE HIGH ATOMIC MASS ELEMENTS WITH LOW WORK FUNCTIONS, AND THEY ARE ACTUALLY “LINEAR ACCELERATORS” LIKE THOSE THAT ARE USED HERE ON EARTH FOR RESEARCH INTO THE NATURE OF MATTER, THEY CAN ACTUALLY ACCELERATE IONS TO WITHIN 99% OF THE SPED OF LIGHT….IT IS NOT WIDELY KNOW, BUT NEWTON’S 3rd LAW INDICATES THAT THE ACCELERATION OF PARTICLES PRODUCES A SIGNIFICANT FORCE ON THE ACCELERATOR ITSELF, AND IF THE ACCELERATOR IS PART OF A SPACE SHIP, IT WILL PROPEL IT THROUGH SPACE….NOW THAT’S AS “DUMBED DOWN” AS MAKE THAT ANALOGY AS POSSIBLE…..)*

I’m pretty that is the info I put in you head.

*( I’M SURE THAT IT ISN’T, YOU FOOL…)*

I never said Wikipedia, I said DC wiki.

*(ACTUALLY, WHO GIVES A DAMN??? EITHER WAY, YOU ARE STILL WRONG, STUPID….)*

Anyway try to write something stupid on wiki and see how fast it will be taken down. You think it is your stupid bog ?

*(IF ONLY WE COULD GET THE STUPID SHIT THAT YOU SAY ON HERE TAKEN DOWN, EH??? )*

Of course he can, did I ever said he could not blast his way out ?

*(HAVE YOU EVER SAID ANYTHING OF INTEREST??? EVER???)*

But then it can’t be done every time, the suit only protect him what about everyone else ? would a collapsing building will kill everyone in and near it ?

*(NO, BECAUSE TONY’S SUIT CAN PROJECT FORCE FIELDS, AND PRESSOR BEAMS AND CAN INSTANTLY FIRE A REPULSOR BLAST THAT WOULD VAPORIZE THAT BUILDING BEFORE IT HAD A CHANCE TO INJURE ANYONE….TRY AGAIN, DUMMY…)*

think please. Again please stop bringing the future ironman, or I will bring the Amazo suit.

*(AWWW. GO ON AND BRING THE INSIDER SUIT SO THAT TONY CAN USE HIS TECHNOPATHY AND COMMAND IT TO SELF DESTRUCT WHILE BAT-MAN IS STILL INSIDE OF IT……)*

Well how many criminals in the comic book are there that fear of dead ?

*(WELL, TO BE HONEST, THAT CAN’T ACCURATELY BE MEASURED….)*

It will be 10% of them, so having “A LITERAL FLYING “TANK” ” will done nothing.

*(BULLSHIT!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FAKE STATISTIC FROM THAT 10% OF ALL CRIMINALS FEAR THE DEAD, YOU LIAR??? POST UP WHERE YOU GOT THAT FROM AND PROVE WHAT YOU SAY, OR BE DEEMED A LIAR WHO SIMPLY MADE THAT UP TO SUPPORT YOUR WEAK ARGUMENT….)*

There are so many character that much more powerful than Batman, in your sense so they must strike fear more than batman.

*(WRONG…..THE REASON AS TO WHY BAT-MAN WAS CHOSEN BY THE SINESTRO CORPS WAS BECAUSE OF HIS ABILITY TO CAUSE FEAR, BUT BASED ON THE FACT THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE YELLOW LANTERNS ARE EVIL, HE DIDN’T KEEP THE RING, DUMMY…)*

Why Sinestro Corp only recruit Batman not Superman, or Martian Manhunter ?

*(SIMPLE: SUPERMAN IS A BOYSCOUT AND VERY PRONE TO FIGHTING FAIRLY, AND MARTIAN MANHUNTER IS AFRAID OF FIRE, THUS RENDERING HIM A BAD CHOICE AS WELL….)*

they are hell lot scary and powerful than batman.

*(NO……THE RING CHOOSES A WEARER ON THEIR ABILITY TO CAUSE FEAR, AND BAT-MAN IS A HELL OF A LOT SCARIER THAN KAL-EL OT JON JONZZ….)*

Try to think please, pointing a gun to your head may make you wet yourself, but it will do nothing to a criminal

*(HA HA HA HA HA!!!! YEAH RIGHT!!! TRY TELLING THAT TO “THE PUNISHER”….HE SCARES CRIMINALS SHITLESS ALL THE TIME BY POINTING A GUN AT THEIR HEADS…..)*

So Tony had killed so all, and yet criminal keeps appear in his city, it does not sound like they fear him at all.

*(FROM THE SOUNDS OF THINGS, NEITHER DO THE CRIMINALS IN GOTHAM FEAR BAT MAN, SO WHAT’S YOUR POINT, DUMMY????)*

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on May 5th, 2013 at 6:23 am

That’s not ironmans SE, plus the downloading info is BS as is Thor/hulkbuster armour which is specialised always fails dramatically. Batman can dodge OMEGA BEAMS you know what they are right? Like speed of light laser beams that can be controlled, supposedly unevadable but guess who’s fucking done it. Also batmans SE varies depending on which version as he used his original suit, terry McGuinness who was batman for a time as batman does not have to be Bruce Wayne in the fight, or he did use the insider suit for a while after he killed a god as SE. Also ironman has tracking equipment means nothing to someone who has been trained to become untraceable his suit helps him with this but stark has an ice cube in hells chance of finding him. Also everyone barring the joker and supes is scared shitless by bats.

Posted by Tom on May 5th, 2013 at 10:31 am

@Day: Oh my gosh. Mwahahah. Oh my gosh. I’m dying of laughter now. I just solve the whole mystery of yours intelligent, where you live, your real abilities. Lolz…. Sorry this will be the last thing I reply to you, since 70% of what you wrote is copy and paste, 30% left are trash talk.

Of course if other Ironman Fan want to debate with me, i’m all yours.

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 6th, 2013 at 7:00 pm

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on May 5th, 2013 at 6:23 am

That’s not ironmans SE, plus the downloading info is BS as is Thor/hulkbuster armour which is specialised always fails dramatically.

*(TONY STARK DOESN’T NEED SPECIALIZED ARMOR AGAINST BAT MAN, AND TO BE HONEST, HE WOULDN’T EVEN NEED IT TO KILL HIM…..)*

Batman can dodge OMEGA BEAMS you know what they are right?

*(NO, STUPID….BAT MAN “CAN’T” DODGE DARKSEID’S OMEGA BEAMS, BECAUSE SUPERMAN CAN’T DO IT, AND THE FLASH JUST “BARELY” DID IT (ONLY BY LEECHING SPEED FROM WALLY WEST)….TRY AGAIN…)*

Like speed of light laser beams that can be controlled, supposedly unevadable but guess who’s fucking done it.

*(OKAY…PROVE IT THEN….WHEN HAS BAT-MAN “EVER” DODGED DARKSEID’S “OMEGA BEAMS” IN “CANON CONTENT” THEN???…..WHAT ISSUE, AND WHAT WAS THE END RESULT???)*

Also batmans SE varies depending on which version as he used his original suit, terry McGuinness who was batman for a time as batman does not have to be Bruce Wayne in the fight, or he did use the insider suit for a while after he killed a god as SE.

*(OH NO…DON’T TRY TO GET OUT OF IT BY PUTTING SOMEONE ELSE LIKE Mc GUINNESS IN THE FIGHT NOW…..THIS IS A FIGHT BETWEEN “BRUCE WAYNE” AND “TONY STARK” IN THEIR CURRENT STANDARD EQUIPMENT, AND YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT TONY’S STANDARD EQUIPMENT WILL EASILY ALLOW HIM TO KILL BAT-MAN’S DUMB ASS…..)*

Also ironman has tracking equipment means nothing to someone who has been trained to become untraceable his suit helps him with this but stark has an ice cube in hells chance of finding him.

*(HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! REALLY??? AND HOW EXACTLY DOES HE HAVE AN ICE CUBE’S CHANCE IN HELL WHEN HE CAN TRACK BAT MAN USING HIS HEAT SIGNATURE, X-RAYS, RADAR, SONAR, INFRA RED, SATELLITES, TECHNOPATHY, ETC.??? JUST FACE IT….BAT MAN ISN’T FAST ENOUGH TO GET AWAY FROM TONY, AND AS LONG AS BAT MAN HAS ANY TYPE OF TECHNOLOGY ON HIS PERSON, HE CAN BE TRACKED AND TONY CAN ALSO USE IT TO KILL HIM (SUCH AS HIS REMOTE CONTROLS FOR THE BATMOBILE AND HIS “BAT WING”…. SORRY, BUT TONY’S POWER OF TECHNOPATHY ALLOWS HIM TO CONTROL THOSE TYPES OF DEVICES AT WILL….)*

Also everyone barring the joker and supes is scared shitless by bats.

*(HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! TRY TELLING THAT TO DEATHSTROKE, LADY SHIVA, CASSANDRA CAIN, CAPTAIN AMERICA, RICHARD DRAGON, KARATE KID, BRONZE TIGER, OR NUMEROUS OTHERS THAT I COULD NAME (SUCH AS PROMETHEUS) THAT HAVE REPEATEDLY HANDED BAT MAN HIS ASS AND WERE ONLY STOPPED AS A RESULT OF PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY OR LAZY WRITING??? STOP REACHING!!! BAT MAN WOULD DIE, AND YOU AND THE REST OF THESE FANBOY FAGS KNOW IT….)*

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 6th, 2013 at 7:05 pm

Posted by Tom on May 5th, 2013 at 10:31 am

@Day: Oh my gosh. Mwahahah. Oh my gosh. I’m dying of laughter now.

*(ARE YOU SURE THAT ISN’T A CASE OF AIDS YOU’RE DYING FROM, FAGGOT???)*

I just solve the whole mystery of yours intelligent, where you live, your real abilities.

*(GREAT!!! SO WHAT’S NEXT??? WIPING YOUR OWN BLEEDING ASS AFTER A WAYWARD TRANSSEXUAL HAS ITS WAY WITH YOU??? FUCK OFF!!!)*

Lolz…. Sorry this will be the last thing I reply to you, since 70% of what you wrote is copy and paste, 30% left are trash talk.

*(PROMISE???)*

Of course if other Ironman Fan want to debate with me, i’m all yours.

*(WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO DEBATE ANYONE??? YOU CAN’T PROVE A DAMN THING YOU’VE SAID THUS FAR TO SUPPORT ANY OF YOUR ARGUMENTS, YOU MORON…..EITHER WAY, STAY TRUE TO YOUR WORD AND DON’T RESPOND, NOW……AFTER ALL YOU WOULDN’T WANT TO MAKE A LIAR OUT OF YOURSELF, NOW WOULD YOU, DIP SHIT????)*

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on May 7th, 2013 at 2:03 am

Please tell me at what point in the title “batman vs ironman” the name Bruce Wayne is involved. Also the two suit which are close enough time wise is the batman beyond suit and mark 2. The most recent suits that have been used as SE in the comics are the insider suit (which would hand Tony’s arse to him in two seconds flat) and whatever bleeding edge tiny is using now. Also for some reason you keep thinking that one suit of Tony’s has the abilities of them all (not true!). I honestly can’t remember what comic I’ve seen it in but I’ve defenitly seem him dodge it and there’s a cartoon based on it too. Plus he’s killed a god when tiny struggles against half gods, he also outwitted a god to get what he wanted. Oh yah, deathstrokr is actually scared of batman as is everyone else, and capsicle! Batman handed his ass to him in a crossover, actually have marvel actually ever won a major crossover?

Posted by Tom on May 7th, 2013 at 2:46 am

@Clown: Final Crisis #6 dodge Omega Beam.

Justice League America issue 1: Hidden away from JLA for hour, even superman can’t find him.

Justice League America issue 3: Sneaked pass White Martian, laid traps, knocked White Martian out.

Spectre volume4 issue 24: Sneaked pass mystical defend of Spectre

DC 2000 issue 1: Disappear before Flash can find him.

Posted by John Jack Royal on May 8th, 2013 at 3:54 pm

That’s what’s known as PIS tom. Damn stupid plots written by incompetent dc writers.

Did you know that Iron Man once used the magnetic field of Jupiter to Bitch Slap Magneto? Do you have any idea what kind of damage Iron Man could do to the human body with magnetism? Assuming he doesn’t just use a FUCKING LASER BLAST which batfag has no chance of dodging.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2552460f13bce3e6d37a2f8a169f3fb/tumblr_mgxwgz8Ksf1qbhf9zo3_250.jpg

http://bruisedwayne.tumblr.com/image/27754234589

http://bruisedwayne.tumblr.com/image/27754179805

http://bruisedwayne.tumblr.com/image/27754143352

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrttd692wi1qlva78o1_500.jpg

^^^ Above are pictures of bat man getting his ass beat. They prove that he isn’t the perfect god you seem to think he is. Iron Man would incinerate batfag in 5 seconds.

Posted by John Jack Royal on May 8th, 2013 at 3:57 pm

That’s what’s known as PIS tom. Damn stupid plots written by incompetent dc writers. Using that logic you could say that bugs bunny could beat bat mans ass in a fight.

Did you know that Iron Man once used the magnetic field of Jupiter to Bitch Slap Magneto? Do you have any idea what kind of damage Iron Man could do to the human body with magnetism? Assuming he doesn’t just use a FUCKING LASER BLAST which batfag has no chance of dodging.

And if we’re talking about the movies, batfag stands less than no chance.

Posted by Stay down on May 8th, 2013 at 4:36 pm

@DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) you are hilarious.

Posted by Tom on May 9th, 2013 at 2:16 am

@John: Ya; like a suit that can withstand a nuclear blast, or able to block something getting in but still allow something getting out at the same time, how about 1 hit K.O hulk ? the Hulk that guys consider ulitmate. Is that idiotic writing from Marvel writer as well ? PIS is in every single comics and cartoon. Try “How it should have ended” you will see how many great movies with PIS.

Posted by Kevin on May 9th, 2013 at 2:58 am

This page has gone absolutely apeshit in my eight month absence

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 9th, 2013 at 3:12 pm

@The Clown Prince Of Crime (OR SHOULD I SAY “DUMB”???) on May 7th, 2013 at 2:03 am

Please tell me at what point in the title “batman vs ironman” the name Bruce Wayne is involved.

*(At “NO POINT”, stupid….AND IT IS FOR THAT REASON THAT TONY STARK AS IRON MAN WOULD WIN, AND ALWAYS WILL….)*

Also the two suit which are close enough time wise is the batman beyond suit and mark 2.

*( SEEING AS THIS IS A FIGHT INVOLVING THEIR CURRENT “STANDARD EQUIPMENT”, BAT MAN WOULD DIE, BECAUSE HE CAN’T USE ANYTHING MORE THAN HIS GRAPPLING GUNS, BAT-A-RANGS, AND WHATEVER HE’D NORMALLY CARRY IN HIS UTILITY BELT, AND LAST I CHECKED, THAT DOESN’T INCLUDE AN INSIDER SUIT, OR LANTERN RINGS!!! SORRY, BUT BAT-MAN WOULD DIE HERE AGAINST TONY STARK ….)*

The most recent suits that have been used as SE in the comics are the insider suit (which would hand Tony’s arse to him in two seconds flat) and whatever bleeding edge tiny is using now.

*(TONY STARK CAN NOT ONLY “ABSORB” WHATEVER THAT SUIT CAN THROW AT HIM AND RECHARGE HIS ARMOR, HE CAN ALSO “RE DIRECT” IT BACK AT BAT MAN, OR PHYSICALLY PUMMEL HIM INTO PASTE, SO THERE GOES THAT THEORY, EH???…..)*

Also for some reason you keep thinking that one suit of Tony’s has the abilities of them all (not true!). I honestly can’t remember what comic I’ve seen it in but I’ve defenitly seem him dodge it and there’s a cartoon based on it too.

*(WELL TOO BAD “YOUR MEMORY” DOESN’T COUNT IN THIS COMPETITION, AND ESPECIALLY SEEING AS THIS IS A “STANDARD EQUIPMENT FIGHT”, TONY DEFINITELY WINS IT, HUH??? EITHER WAY, TONY’S NORMAL ARMAMENT, HIS MAGNETIC BEAM RE-ENFORCED TITANIUM ARMOR PLUS HIS STANDARD REPULSORS, TRACKING SYSTEMS AND UNIBEAM ARE FAR MORE THAN ENOUGH TO WASTE A BAT THEMED PEAK HUMAN FREAK ON TONY’S WORST DAY…..)*

Plus he’s killed a god when tiny struggles against half gods, he also outwitted a god to get what he wanted.

*(BAT-MAN SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY TO ME….IF IRON MAN WANTED SOMETHING, HE’D JUST TAKE IT…PERIOD…..)*

Oh yah, deathstrokr is actually scared of batman as is everyone else, and capsicle!

*(ARE YOU SERIOUS??? DEATHSTROKE DIDN’T LOOK VERY SCARED AT ALL WHEN HE WAS KNOCKING BAT-MAN AROUND AND BEATING HIM SENSELESS TO ME….PROMETHEUS DIDN’T LOOK VERY SCARED WHEN HE WAS KICKING BAT-MAN’S ASS EITHER, AND NEITHER DID LADY SHIVA, BRONZE TIGER, RICHARD DRAGON, KARATE KID, BANE, OR A WHOLE HOST OF OTHER PEOPLE I COULD NAME WHO STOMPED OFF IN HIS ASS….FACE IT….THE ONLY PEOPLE BAT-MAN EVER SCARES ARE OTHER NON-POWERED META-HUMANS THAT HE KNOWS HE CAN EASILY BEAT UP, SO IN A SENSE, HE’S ACTUALLY MORE OF A BULLY MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE…..)*

Batman handed his ass to him in a crossover, actually have marvel actually ever won a major crossover?

*(HAS BAT MAN EVER WON A FIGHT AGAINST A META-HUMAN THAT WASN’T PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY OR POOR WRITING??? I THINK NOT……)*

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 9th, 2013 at 3:25 pm

@Tom on May 7th, 2013 at 2:46 am

*(BULLSHIT!!! BAT MAN HAS NEVER SUCCESSFULLY DODGED DARKSEID’S OMEGA BEAMS…)*

@Clown: Final Crisis #6 dodge Omega Beam.

*(PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY….THE FLASH HAS ISSUES DODGING OMEGA BEAMS, AND EVEN HE HAD TO LEECH SPEED FROM WALLY TO DO THAT!!! WE ALL KNOW THAT BAT MAN CAN’T MOVE “THAT” FAST, NOW DON’T WE??? )*

Justice League America issue 1: Hidden away from JLA for hour, even superman can’t find him.

*(PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY AND POOR WRITING….THERE IS NOWHERE ON EARTH THAT BAT-MAN CAN HIDE FROM A “DETERMINED” KAL-EL, AND ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN KNOWS THAT TOO.. )*

Justice League America issue 3: Sneaked pass White Martian, laid traps, knocked White Martian out.

*(HA HA HA HA HA!!!! HE KNOCKED OUT A “WHITE MARTIAN” THAT EVEN THE FLASH HAS ISSUES KNOCKING OUT USING A DAMN INFINITE MASS PUNCH??? LET’S GO WITH PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY AND STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT HERE, SHALL WE???)*

Spectre volume 4, issue 24: Sneaked pass mystical defend of Spectre

*(PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY “AND” LAZY WRITING, BECAUSE THE SPECTRE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIND HIM IF HE REALLY WANTED TO….)*

DC 2000 issue 1: Disappear before Flash can find him.

*(PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY, BECAUSE IF THE FLASH WAS USING HIS ACCESS TO THE SPEED FORCE, THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL BAT MAN SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DISAPPEAR FASTER THAN THE FLASH COULD HAVE FOUND HIM, SO STOP GRASPING AT STRAWS!!!! BAT- MAN IS DEFINITELY LAME, BUT HE’S NOWHERE NEAR AS LAME AS WEAK ASSED, PUSSIFIED HIS FANS ARE….)*

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 9th, 2013 at 4:11 pm

@Tom on May 9th, 2013 at 2:16 am

@John: Ya; like a suit that can withstand a nuclear blast, or able to block something getting in but still allow something getting out at the same time, how about 1 hit K.O hulk ?

*(IT’s NO WORSE THAN BAT MAN PUNCHING SUPERMAN AND NOT BREAKING EVERY BONE IN HIS HAND, OR SUPERMAN BEING TOO DUMB TO “SPEEDBLITZ PRESSURE POINT ATTACK” BAT MAN AND LITERALLY PARALYZE HIM, NOW IS IT??? AND YET IT HAS NEVER HAPPENED…..WANNA KNOW WHY??? BECAUSE TOY BAT FAGS WOULD KILL YOURSELVES, AND DC DOESN’T WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THE DEATHS……THAT’S WHY….)*

the Hulk that guys consider ultimate. Is that idiotic writing from Marvel writer as well ?

*(NO…..BECAUSE THE MADDER HULK GETS, THE STRONGER HE GETS…THAT IS HIS POWER…AS FOR BAT MAN, ASIDE FROM BEING INTELLIGENT AS WELL AS A GREAT DETECTIVE, HE REALLY ISN’T TECHNICALLY A “SUPER HERO”, BE CAUSE HE HAS NO “SUPER POWERS”, AND LAST I CHECKED, HAVING AN EYE FOR THINGS OUT OF PLACE IN A CRIME SCENE ISN’T A SUPER POWER, AND NORMAL PEOPLE DO THAT EVERY DAY….THE ONLY THING THAT SETS THEM APART IS THE FACT THAT BRUSE WAYNE IS RICH, AND BUYS HIMSELF ARMOR, TOYS CARS AND GADGETS TO HELP HIM DO WHAT NORMAL PEOPLE DO ANYWAYS….AND CAPTAIN AMERICA DOES THAT AS WELL, SO DOES THAT MAKE HIM A DETECTIVE TOO??? ROTFLOL!!!! I THINK YOU KNOW…..HELL, BAT MAN HIMSELF ADMITED THAT CAPTAIN AMERICA COULD BEAT HIM, SO WHY EVEN QUESTION THE FACT THAT BAT-MAN IS BASICALLY A RICH KID WHO NEEDS A LOT OF TIME ON SOME PSYCHIATRIST’S COUCH TO SORT OUT ALL OF HIS CHILDHOOD PROBLEMS….)*

PIS is in every single comics and cartoon. Try “How it should have ended” you will see how many great movies with PIS.

*(STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR THAT PUSSY!!! BAT-MAN ISN’T READY TO ROLL WITH IRON MAN IN A FIGHT, AND YOU IDIOTS KNOW IT…..)*

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on May 9th, 2013 at 4:28 pm

Ok you obviously no nothing so lets get this straight. Hulk is not the ultimate, he is nowhere NEAR superman who is “as good as he needs to be” but guess who’s kicked his arse? Batman. Batman can dodge the omega beams because he actually had the sense to dodge them instead of run away. Also insider suit. Manhunter or flashes ability to get close, lasso copy to tie ironman up, not that difficult. As I said. Two seconds flat.

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 9th, 2013 at 4:54 pm

@The Clown: on May 9th, 2013 at 4:28 pm

Ok, you obviously know nothing, so lets get this straight. *(I ALREADY DO HAVE IT STRAIGHT, BECAUSE IRON MAN WOULD KILL BAT-MAN….EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST SUBJECTIVE AT THIS POINT…..) Hulk is not the ultimate, he is nowhere NEAR superman who is “as good as he needs to be”

*(ACTUALLY, THE FIGHTS THAT SUPERMAN AND THE HULK HAVE HAD IN THE PAST HAVE ALL ENDED BEFORE HULK EVER GOT MAD ENOUGH TO BECOME STRONGER THAN SUPERMAN, BUT (IN THEORY), THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO THE HULK’S STRENGTH POTENTIAL OTHER THAN HIS OWN ABILITY TO BECOME MORE AND MORE ENRAGED….THAT BEING THE CASE, SUPERMAN IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE STRONGER THAN THE HULK AS LONG AS HE DOESN’T EVER LET THE HULK GET A CHANCE TO GET PISSED OFF…..IN SHORT, SUPERMAN CUTS THE FIGHTS SHORT, BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT HULK WOULD REALLY GIVE HIM A FIGHT, BUT HE’D ALSO POTENTIALLY HURT SOMEONE IN SO DOING, AND SUPERMAN WOULD NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN….)*

but guess who’s kicked his arse? Batman.

*(WRONG!!!! BAT MAN HAS NEVER BEATEN SUPERMAN IN CANON CONTENT…..IF SO, POST WHERE HE HAS…..I DARE YOU….THE LAST TIME THEY TRUTHFULLY “FOUGHT”, BAT-MAN BROKE HIS DAMN HAND AND DIDN’T EVEN SCRATCH CLARK…..)*

Batman can dodge the omega beams because he actually had the sense to dodge them instead of run away.

*(THAT WHOLE STORY WAS PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY AND LAZY WRITING AT ITS FINEST ON THE PART OF BAT-MAN’S WRITERS….NEXT!!!!)*

Also insider suit. Manhunter or flashes ability to get close, lasso copy to tie ironman up, not that difficult. As I said. Two seconds flat.

*(ONCE AGAIN, “WRONG!!!!!” FIRST OFF, THE INSIDER SUIT ISN’T BAT MAN’S “STANDARD EQUIPMENT”, BUT EVEN THEN, IT ONLY ALLOWS BAT MAN TO HAVE “LIMITED USE” OF THE SPEED FORCE, AND EVEN HE CAN ONLY AFFECT “HIMSELF” WITH IT….LAST I CHECKED, HE CAN’T USE AN INFINITE MASS PUNCH, AND HE MIGHT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY TIE IRON MAN UP, BUT TONY STARK EASILY LIFTS OVER 100 tons AND WOULD SNAP THAT PUNK ASSED LASSO WITHOUT EVEN TRYING, AND THAT’S IF HE EVEN GETS CLOSE ENOUGH TO DO IT, BECAUSE WITH TONY’S TECHNOPATHY, HE’D KNOW WHERE BAT MAN WAS ANYWAYS, SO THERE GOES THAT THEORY, HUH??? AND I STILL DISAGREE WITH YOU, BECAUSE IT WOULDN’T TAKE TONY STARK 2 WHOLE SECONDS TO CTRL+ALT+DELETE BAT MAN PERMANENTLY AT WILL….TRY AGAIN, BECAUSE BAT MAN DIES IN A FIGHT WITH IRON MAN ON HIS WORST DAY…….)*

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on May 9th, 2013 at 5:03 pm

Also batman does have a true SE because he always looks ahead, the canon fight is where he was 60 and kick superman a arse with the suit he’d been building for 30 years and spent more money on than Stark industries is worth. Also you know the lasso of truth is unbreakable right? Finally hulk maybe able to become stronger than Supes in the 937291738294 years it would take him but how long would it be before he could punch him with enough force to KO him? Bearing in mind Supes has taken a punch with 15 supernovas of force behind it to the face and it didn’t even affect him.

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 9th, 2013 at 5:57 pm

@ The Clown : on May 9th, 2013 at 5:03 pm

Also batman does have a true SE because he always looks ahead, the canon fight is where he was 60 and kick superman a arse with the suit he’d been building for 30 years and spent more money on than Stark industries is worth.

*(SORRY, BUT THAT ISN’T “CANON CONTENT”, AND BAT-MAN HAD HELP IN THAT FIGHT, BECAUSE HE SURE AS HELL DIDN’T WIN IT BY HIMSELF…..TRY AGAIN…….The Superman of the The Dark Knight Returns universe is considerably FAR weaker than the New Earth version (ESPECIALLY since he was almost killed by a nuclear explosion.), and it was a fight where Superman was holding back considerably, he was exposed to kryptonite courtesy of Green Arrow, and far more concerned about Batman’s health than about his own…It ended with Superman holding Batman after he suffered a near fatal heart attack….. Batman claimed that he was “the one man who beat SUPERMAN”, and Batman can “claim” whatever the hell he wants to….. Even with one-sided prep and backup, the fight didn’t end with him holding Superman’s cold, dead, lifeless body, did it? Or how about the image of Batman punching Superman in The Dark Knight Returns which is spammed mercilessly by his faggot fans despite the fact that Batman didn’t even win that non-canon fight??? He actually fought Superman and won in the sequel to The Dark Knight Returns, and that example isn’t as well known as the one in Dark Knight Returns because “The Dark Knight Strikes Again” sucked balls!!!! Seriously, it was unbelievably fucking bad!!! But anyway, With the help of the Flash, the Atom, Green Arrow, A hell of a lot of money and years of prep, Batman manages to “defeat” (IF HE CAN EVEN CALL IT THAT) Superman in a direct encounter. Even though Superman only just wanted to talk. Still, this is the only instance of Batman ever “beating” Superman in any published content, but sorry, it’s not canon….Let’s be honest here……Superman vs Batman fights are hilarious because they always give Bruce some kind of chance because BAT FAGS don’t ever want to see him get wrecked, but he can’t beat Superman in a random encounter, even though Catwoman can??? YEAH, RIGHT…….. )*

Also you know the lasso of truth is unbreakable right?

*(DID YOU KNOW THAT TONY STARK HAS FORCE FIELD CIRCUITRY BUILT INTO HIS ARMOR THAT CAN DEFLECT THAT LASSO AND HE HAS TAKEN DIRECT SHOTS FROM THOR, SO AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED, THOR CAN WHUP WONDER WOMAN’S ASS WITH OR WITHOUT HER LASSO, AND IRON MAN CAN DO IT TOO…..)*

Finally hulk maybe able to become stronger than Supes in the 937291738294 years it would take him but how long would it be before he could punch him with enough force to KO him?

*(WE ALREADY WENT OVER THAT, STUPID…..I ALREADY SAID THAT IT IS THEORETICAL THAT HULK’S STRENGTH HAS NO UPPER LIMIT AS LONG AS HE CAN CONTINUE TO GET PISSED OFF, AND THAT SUPERMAN IS FAR STRONGER THAN HE IS FROM THE JUMP…..)*

Bearing in mind Supes has taken a punch with 15 supernovas of force behind it to the face and it didn’t even affect him.

*(HOW ABOUT “YOU” BEAR IN MIND THAT BAT MAN PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE WITH A KRYPTONITE RING ON AND SENT HIM SPRAWLING, BUT 15 SUPERNOVAS DIDN’T?????)*

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on May 9th, 2013 at 6:04 pm

God you just don’t get it, everything you’ve said we’ve disproved then you spout the same shit that we just disprove again. Also how can he deflect something that’s being wrapped around him at super speed?

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 9th, 2013 at 6:13 pm

@ The Clown: on May 9th, 2013 at 6:04 pm

God you just don’t get it, everything you’ve said we’ve disproved then you spout the same shit that we just disprove again.

*(WRONG!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU OR ANY OF THESE DUMB ASSES DISPROVED??? ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT YOU BAT FAGS LACK TESTICLES AND HAVE A FONDNESS FOR TRANSSEXUALS???)*

Also how can he deflect something that’s being wrapped around him at super speed?

*(HOW CAN THAT BAT EARED HOMOSEXUAL USE A PIECE OF EQUIPMENT (OR A SUIT FOR THAT MATTER) THAT ISN’T A PART OF HIS NORMAL COSTUME??? ONCE AGAIN, BAT-MAN DOES NOT HAVE SUPER SPEED AND HE CAN’T LASSO IRON MAN, BECAUSE HIS SUIT’S FORCE FIELD WOULD DEFLECT IT, YOU IDIOT….IRON MAN DOES HAVE A SUIT THAT CAN WITHSTAND BLOWS FROM THOR….IRON MAN CAN FLY…..BAT MAN CAN’T…..BAT MAN CAN DIE IF HE’S HIT BY A MISSILE……IRON MAN FIRES MISSILES AT WILL…….SEE MY POINT, DUMMY?????? BAT MAN CAN’T WIN THIS FIGHT IN HIS “STANDARD EQUIPMENT”, REGARDLESS OF HOW BADLY YOU BAT FAGS WANT HIM TO….HE’S TOAST!!!!)*

Posted by Tom on May 10th, 2013 at 1:51 am

@Kevin: a since that Daywalker came. You should read some of his posts, really fun.

Posted by Tom on May 10th, 2013 at 1:58 am

@Clown: Told you, these guys don’t have the imagination. They can only see Rock beats Scissors, Scissors beat Paper, therefore Rock must beats Paper. They can’t comprehend why does Rock beat Scissors, Why do Scissors beat Paper that lead to Paper beats Rock.

Posted by The Clown Prince Of Crime on May 10th, 2013 at 2:11 am

@tom yeah, we’ve already shown Ironman couldn’t even find Bars never mind kill him, he can dodge any laser and even with his standard could devise a way to take stark down.

Posted by John Jack Royal on May 10th, 2013 at 5:37 pm

@tom You’re talking about ABC logic. It’s bullshit in a verses battle.

There are a million ways for Iron Man to kill bats, but not ONE for bats to kill Iron Man.

Martial arts? Nope. If bats gets anywhere near Iron Man, he’s dead.

Explosives? Nope. bats doesn’t have anything strong enough to scratch Tony’s suit.

EMP? Nope. Iron Man’s suit has defenses against that.

Hacking? Nope. Iron Man is a cyborg who SPECIALIZES in computers. bats just doesn’t have the skills to hack him.

bat man has no time to invent anything to stop Iron Man. (not that he ever could)
But it will only take one punch, or one kick, or one laser, or one missile to destroy bat man.
And prep works BOTH WAYS in a fight. If bat man gets time for prep, so does Iron Man. So no matter what, no matter which scenario you choose, Iron Man wins.

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 11th, 2013 at 2:33 am

@Tom’s DUMB ASS on May 10th, 2013 at 1:51 am:

*(REMEMBER WHERE YOU SAID:)*

“Lolz…. Sorry this will be the last thing I reply to you, since 70% of what you wrote is copy and paste, 30% left are trash talk.”

AND THEN I SAID:

*(PROMISE???)*

*( YET HERE YOU ARE POSTING IN REFERENCE TO ME YET AGAIN??? SO COME ON, TOMMY BOY, (OR SHOULD I SAY FAT MAN IN A LITTLE COAT????) JUST ADMIT THAT YOU ENJOY THESE VERBAL BEATDOWNS YOU GET AT THE HANDS OF YOURS TRULY, YOU DIPSHIT???)*

@Kevin: a since that Daywalker came. You should read some of his posts, really fun.

*(I AGREE…MY POSTS ARE FUN, BECAUSE THEY SHOOT ENOUGH HOLES IN YOUR BULLSHIT ANALOGIES TO THE POINT WHERE THEY LOOK LIKE A DAMN SWISS CHEESE, YOU DUMMY…..NOW STAY TRUE TO YOUR WORD AND DON’T POST TO “OR” ABOUT ME ANY MORE….. I DARE YOU TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SHAME THE DEVIL THIS TIME, YOU LARDASS OF A LOSER…….)*

Posted by Tom on May 11th, 2013 at 2:35 am

@John: you guys always think 1 way that is why Ironman always lose. You use info of the recent Ironman from Avenger groups – not the Ironman only issue – .But You use the old Batman issue. Batman recently uses the Amazo suit and cable of using 3 lantern rings. The first Issues of Ironman wore somethings that so primitive that even Hawk Eye can destroy. Martial arts: you think it as a weapon to attack, we think it as a mean to evade, to approach. Explosive: what make you think Batman does not have 1 strong enough ? and what make you think he will attack the suit ? I guess you have never learned sword play – ancient not the sport fencing – we dont attack the armor cause it stupid, we attack the weak point, the joint, the gap. EMP, his suit stills effected by it, he only defends against conventional EMP – conventional mean shoot direct at him – . Hacking, Ironman has just became like that recently, so in the same meaning Batman recently used the Amazo suit, that suit can’t be hacked and mimic the Founder of the the JLA. You missed Chemical, it is something that no metal even Wolverine skeleton could escape from, a chemical reaction. The point is all these is a mean to destroy Ironman. But how to do the administration ? Will Batman just shoot it directly like an ape ?

Prep works both ways, but the minds of the prep are different. Ironman is an inventor, he find the enemy strong point and will upgrade his suit to the best to level the field to deal with any kind of threat but can’t find any weakness of the threat – this is why most ironman special suit fail-. Why Batman is a detective, he finds the weakness, he attacked that weakness and destroy the enemy – this is why his plans worked, even on Darkseid – it’s require psychology warfare which Ironman lacks. And how Ironman can find out about Batman ? His location is welled protected that even Lex and Superman could not found it. His computer is well protected that even Ra’sa had to access it from inside.

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 11th, 2013 at 2:44 am

@ Tom’s DUMB ASS on May 10th, 2013 at 1:58 am

@Clown: Told you, these guys don’t have the imagination.

*(WHO NEEDS IMAGINATION TO REALIZE THAT WHEN YOU’RE STUPID ENOUGH TO BRING A DAMN GLORIFIED BOOMERANG TO A DAMN GUNFIGHT, AND THE GUY WITH THE GUNS HAS A LITERAL TANK WITH A LIMITLESS SUPPLY OF ENERGY, THE EQUIVALENT OF AN AK-47, BOMBS, MISSILES, LASERS, A UNIBEAM, MULTIPLE WAYS TO TRACK AND DEFEND HIMSELF, PLENTY OF AMMUNITION AND A HEALING FACTOR ON A PAR WITH WOLVERINE’S , THAT YOU’RE PROBABLY GOING TO LOSE BEFORE YOU EVEN GER CLOSE, YOU DUMMY……JUST FACE IT…BAT MAN IS OUTCLASSED HERE….)*

They can only see Rock beats Scissors, Scissors beat Paper, therefore Rock must beats Paper.

*(THAT’S BECAUSE IF YOU THROW A ROCK AT A SHEET OF PAPER, IT WON’T EVER STOP A ROCK THROWN AT 80mph., STUPID…..)*

They can’t comprehend why does Rock beat Scissors, Why do Scissors beat Paper that lead to Paper beats Rock.

*(ONCE AGAIN, WHOEVER MADE UP THAT GAME IS AN IDIOT ANYWAYS, BECAUSE PAPER WON’T STOP A DAMN ROCK, YOU DUMMY…..)*

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 11th, 2013 at 10:26 pm

@Tom’s DUMB ASS on May 11th, 2013 at 2:35 am

@John: you guys always think 1 way that is why Ironman always lose.

*(CORRECTION: YOU CAN’T FACE THE FACT THAT TONY STARK IS CAPABLE OF BEATING BAT MAN, AND THAT IS WHY ANY POINTS YOU MAKE ARE NULL AND VOID, MORON….)*

You use info of the recent Iron-Man from Avenger groups – not the Ironman only issue – .But You use the old Batman issue.

*(DUMB MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS FIGHT WAS TO BE DONE IN STANDARD EQUIPMENT BETWEEN THE TWO, YOU DIPSHIT??? FOR BAT MAN, THAT MEANS SMOKE PELLETS THAT WON’T DO SHIT TO TONY’S ARMOR, HIS MARTIAL ARTS ABILITY THAT WON’T DO SHIT EITHER, A FEW “PLOT-A-RANGS” WHUPS, I MEAN BAT-A-RANGS THAT WON’T DO SHIT, HIS BATMOBILE, WHICH TONY CAN TAKE CONTROL OF, HIS BAT JET/ BAT WING, OR WHATEVER HE’S CALLING IT THIS WEEK THAT TONY WILL TAKE CONTROL OF, HIS BAT SUIT THAT IS BASICALLY A DUMBED DOWN VERSION OF TONY STARK’S ARMOR WITH FAR LESS PROTECTION, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST A BUNCHA MONEY THAT CAN’T HELP HIM IN THIS FIGHT AS OPPOSED TO A FUCKING TANK WITH LASERS, MISSILES, BULLETS, BOMBS, REPULSORS, JETS, A UNIBEAM, SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH, SPEED AND TRACKING SYSTEMS THAT CAN ALL TRACK BAT MAN WITH EASE, AND LET’S NOT FORGET THAT TONY ALSO HAS TECHNOPATHY AND CAN CONTROL HIS ARMOR WITHOUT ACTUALLY BEING IN IT, OR JUST HACK BAT MAN’S INSIDER SUIT ABD BLOW HIM UP, AND HE CAN ALSO CALL UP A LITERAL “ARMY” OF UNMANNED ARMOR TO FIGHT ALONGSIDE HIM AS WELL….JUST FACE IT….BAT MAN MIGHT AS WELL PICK A DAMN “B.C. DATE”, CAUSE HE’S HISTORY IN A FIGHT WITH TONY STARK…..HELL, TONY’S COME UP WITH BETTER WEAPONS IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR THAN BAT MAN EVER HAS WHEN HE’S AS SOBER AS A JUDGE….)*

Batman recently uses the Amazo suit and cable of using 3 lantern rings. The first Issues of Ironman wore somethings that so primitive that even Hawk Eye can destroy.

*(ONCE AGAIN, YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH, BAT MAN DOES NOT USE LANTERN RINGS AS STANDARD EQUIPMENT, AND HE’S NEVER BEEN A GREEN LANTERN BECAUSE HE LACKS THE WILLPOWER TO DO SO, NOR DOES HE HAVE A GREEN LANTERN RING IN ANY CANON CONTENT, YOU DUMMY…….HE HAD A CHANCE TO BECOME A YELLOW LANTERN, BUT HE REJECTED THE RING FROM THE SINESTRO CORPS, AND . TONY HAS CREATED, DESIGNED AND BUILT ARMOR TO BATTLE GODS….”LITERAL GODS”, SUCH AS AN ODIN POWERED, FULLY GASSED UP, PISSED OFF, BLOOD LUSTED THOR WHO WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO DENT VIBRANIUM WITH HIS FISTS TO BE EXACT, AND HE HELD HIS OWN, SO IT DOESN’T TAKE A DAMN ROCKET SCIENTIST TO FIGURE OUT THAT A REGULAR PISSED OFF THOR COULD KICK “INSIDER SUIT” BAT-MAN’S ASS, AND THE WHOLE POINT OF “BAT-MAN” NOT WEARING A DAMN SUIT IS TO LET THE OTHERS KNOW THAT HE DOESN’T NEED IT TO BE “BAT-MAN”, BUT NOW YOU’RE SAYING HE DOES??? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO “I DON’T NEED HELP, CAUSE I’M THE GODDAMNED BAT MAN!!!” NOW??? ARE YOU SAYING THAT BAT-MAN IS TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING PUSSY TO FIGHT WITHOUT A SUIT NOW??? CAUSE IT SURE SOUNDS THAT WAY TO ME AND ANYONE ELSE READING WHAT YOU WROTE JUST NOW, DUMMY……ONCE AGAIN, WE ARE DISCUSSING A FIGHT WITH TONY STARK AND BRUSE WAYNE AS BAT-MAN AND IRON MAN IN A ONE ON ONE FIGHT USING THEIR CURRENT POWERS AND STANDARD EQUIPMENT, AND AS I SAID BEFORE, BAT MAN WOULD GET KILLED, AND THE TOUGHEST PERSON I’VE SEEN BAT MAN TAKE DOWN WITH THAT SUIT IS “GEO-FORCE”, AND HE ALMOST KILLED BAT MAN IF NOT FOR HIS ROOKIE MISTAKE OF GETTING ANGRY AND ATTACKING BAT MAN BLINDLY (ONCE AGAIN, BAT MAN GETS A CHEAP WIN DUE TO LAZY WRITING AND PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY) BUT IRON MAN WOULDN’T MAKE THAT MISTAKE, AND HE’D KILL BAT-MAN …..)*

Martial arts: you think it as a weapon to attack, we think it as a mean to evade, to approach.

*(OKAY…..SO DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT BAT MAN GETS THROUGH TO TONY WHILE AVOIDING HIS RADAR, SONAR, THERMAL AND MOVEMENT TRACKING CAPABILITIES, ETC., YOU IDIOT??? BUT LET’S GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT AND GO AGAINST ANY AND ALL SAY REASON AND SAY THAT HE DOES, SHALL WE?? WHAT CAN HE DO TO TONY’S MAGNETIC BEAM REENFORCED TITANIUM ALLOY ARMOR ONCE HE GETS CLOSE??? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAT WON’T GET HIS DUMB ASS KILLED IN THE ATTEMPT, YOU FOOL…..

Explosive: what make you think Batman does not have 1 strong enough ?

*(Well, let’s see here….FIRST OFF, TONY TOOK A BLAST TO THE FACE AT 2% SHIELDS FROM A NUKE, AND BAT MAN DOESN’T HAVE ANY EXPLOSIVES THAT POWERFUL, YOU IDIOT….)*

and what make you think he will attack the suit ?

*(WHAT MAKES YOU THING THAT ATTACKING IRON-MAN IS A GOOD IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE, DUMMY????)*

I guess you have never learned sword play – ancient not the sport fencing – we don’t attack the armor, cause it stupid, we attack the weak point, the joint, the gap.

*(GREAT…..NOW IF ONLY BAT MAN COULD FIND A WAY TO HIT A LOT HARDER THAN A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION DOES “AND” OVERCOME TONY’S FORCE FIELDS PLUS HIS TITANIUM ARMOR, HUH??? TOO BAD THAT HE CAN’T…..)*

EMP, his suit stills effected by it, he only defends against conventional EMP – conventional mean shoot direct at him – .

*(WRONG!!!! EMPs HAVE BEEN TRIED AND HAVE FAILED MISERABLY AGAINST TONY’S ARMOR AND BAT MAN’S OWN BOMB COULD BE DETONATED PREMATURELY BECAUSE OF TONY’S TECHNOPATHY AND USED TO KILL HIM……TRY AGAIN, STUPID….)*

Hacking, Ironman has just became like that recently, so in the same meaning Batman recently used the Amazo suit, that suit can’t be hacked and mimic the Founder of the the JLA.

*(BAT MAN CAN’T HACK TONY’S ARMOR….NOT NOW, NOT EVER, NOT NEVER……PERIOD!!!!)*

You missed Chemical, it is something that no metal even Wolverine skeleton could escape from, a chemical reaction.

*(TONY’S ARMOR IS PROTECTED BY A FORCE FIELD AND TITANIUM….NOW SULFURIC ACID COULD “THEORETICALLY” POSSIBLY POTENTIALLY DISSOLVE MAGNETIC BEAM REENFORCED TITANIUM, BUT THEN THERE’S THE PROBLEM OF HIS ARMOR BEING A TITANIUM ALLOY, AND HIS NEEDING TO GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO HIM TO USE IT, AND IF TONY WERE TO DESTROY THE CONTAINER THAT THE ACID IS HELD IN, GUESS WHO’D GET A HOLE EATEN OUT OF THEIR BAT COSTUME WEARING ASS JUST AS EASILY AS THAT TITANIUM ALLOY ARMOR (WHICH COINCIDENTALLY, BAT MAN’S FLESH WOULDN’T FARE ANYWHERE NEAR AS WELL, BY THE WAY)* , OR WHAT’S TO STOP TONY FROM BEARHUGGING HIS ASS AND GETTING THE ACID ON HIM THAT WAY??? ONCE AGAIN, BAT MAN LOSES HERE….)*

The point is all these is a mean to destroy Ironman. But how to do the administration ? Will Batman just shoot it directly like an ape ?

*(IT DOESN’T REALLY MATTER WHAT BAT MAN DOES, THERE’S LITTLE HE CAN DO TO HARM TONY PERIOD……JUST FACE IT…… BAT MAN CAN’T HIT TONY HARDER THAN A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION, AND HE’D NEED FAR MORE FORCE THAN THAT TO EVEN HURT TONY LET ALONE BEAT HIM…..)*

Prep works both ways, but the minds of the prep are different. Ironman is an inventor, he find the enemy strong point and will upgrade his suit to the best to level the field to deal with any kind of threat but can’t find any weakness of the threat – this is why most ironman special suit fail-.

*(Ummmmm……LAST I CHECKED, TONY’S SPECIALIZED ARMOR USUALLY DOES WHAT IT IS DESIGNED TO DO, AND BAT MAN HARDLY EVER WINS IS A FIRST TIME ENCOUNTER WITH ANYONE WHO IS ON A PAR WITH HIM…..JUST ASK PROMETHEUS……IT TOOK BAT MAN OVER A MONTH TO FIGURE OUT THE CIRCUITRY IN HIS HELMET, AND HE HAD TO CHEAT TO BEAT HIM, BECAUSE PROMETHEUS WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM IF HE HADN’T IMPLANTED THE PHYSICAL ABILITIES OF DR. STEPHEN HAWKING AND SAVED HIMSELF….. {ONCE AGAIN, PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY AND LAZY WRITING}.)*

Why Batman is a detective, he finds the weakness, he attacked that weakness and destroy the enemy – this is why his plans worked, even on Darkseid – it’s require psychology warfare which Ironman lacks.

*(SORRY, BUT BAT-MAN IS A FUCKING PUSSY, AND HE’LL ALWAYS BE A PUSSY THAT GETS GOOD PRESS AND WINS BASED ON THE INSANE ABILITY OF HIS FANS TO BELIEVE THAT HE COULD ACTUALLY BEAT SUPERMAN, IRON MAN, THE FLASH OR EVEN CAPTAIN AMERICA….NOW DON’T GET ME WRONG….BAT-MAN IS “GOOD”, BUT HE’S NOT THAT GOOD, BECAUSE IF HE WAS, ALL OF YOU PUSSIES WOULDN’T KEEP HARPING ON HIS INSIDER SUIT, KNOWING FULL WELL THAT IT ISN’T A PART OF HIS STANDARD EQUIPMENT, DUMB ASS!!!! AS I SAID BEFORE, BAT MAN WOULD DIE IN A FIGHT AGAINST STARK……DEAL WITH IT….)*

And how Ironman can find out about Batman ? His location is welled protected that even Lex and Superman could not found it. His computer is well protected that even Ra’sa had to access it from inside.

*(ONCE AGAIN, (FOR THE DULLARDS IN THE ROOM) TONY DOES NOT NEED TO SLEEP, AND HE HAS ACCESS TO EVERY SATELLITE ON THE PLANET AND ANY TECHNOLOGICAL DEVICE ON THE PLANET AS A RESULT OF HIS TECHNOPATHY…..THAT BEING SAID, BAT MAN CAN BE FOUND IF TONY PUT ENOUGH TIME AND ENERGY INTO FINDING HIM, AND KNOWING TONY STARK, HE WOULD, IF HE HAD A GOOD ENOUGH REASON….ONCE AGAIN, BAT MAN CAN’T WIN THIS FIGHT USING HIS “STANDARD EQUIPMENT”, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER……LIVE WITH IT…..)*

Posted by Guato on May 12th, 2013 at 2:57 am

Batman wins because his BATMAN!

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on May 14th, 2013 at 5:19 pm

@Guato on May 12th, 2013 at 2:57 am

“Batman wins because his BATMAN!”

WRONG…….

BAT MAN “LOSES” BECAUSE IRON MAN IS “INVINCIBLE”!!!

FOR THE STUPID:

Invincible: Impregnable, indomitable suggests that which cannot be overcome or mastered. Invincible is applied to that which cannot be conquered in combat or war, or overcome or subdued in any manner: an invincible army; invincible courage. Impregnable is applied to a place or position that cannot be taken by assault or siege, and hence to whatever is proof against attack: an impregnable fortress; impregnable virtue. Indomitable implies having an unyielding spirit, or stubborn persistence in the face of opposition or difficulty: indomitable will.

SUCK IT, BAT FAGS!!!!

Posted by Tom on May 15th, 2013 at 6:52 am

Lolz, if only that is true.

Posted by IwishI'veaheart on June 5th, 2013 at 5:14 pm

Wow; these bat’s fans are really idiot. Ironman is like a tank; a super tank. How can Batman able to defeat Ironman. Have you ever seen any foot soldier were able to destroy a tank ?

Ironman is also a genius has so many God like armor specialize to deal with God like being, Batman’s plans are just child plays

Thor Buster: Super armor that used all the technology from Asgard, none were made by Tony beside the skin. It was destroyed right away when faced with Thor

Hulk Buster: A special armor able to enhance strength to 175 tons, greatly resistances to impact, etc…. . It was destroyed by Hulk right away and was rebuilt then destroyed again by Hulk.

Batman’s plans would never able to measure up to this failure.

p/s: I’m a class A Winchester marksman at NRA, tell me what class are you Day ? you seem to be a MoFK here, i would love to see your parents face cause only jack ass parents would taught their kids how to use gun at 5. Savate, Boxing, …. none of those classes teach any thing for children except exercises. I would bet that you pulled those out the course in your school. Answer me: what is Serpent Stance ? Only Martial art student would know about this.

Posted by DAYWALKER (THE DAYDREAM!!!!) on June 5th, 2013 at 10:41 pm

@ IwishI’veaheart on June 5th, 2013 at 5:14 pm:

ALLOW ME TO RESPOND TO YOUR QUESTIONS IN THE ORDER THAT YOU ASKED THEM???

Thor Buster: Super armor that used all the technology from Asgard, none were made by Tony beside the skin. It was destroyed right away when faced with Thor..

*(POSSIBLY SO, BUT LAST I CHECKED, BATMAN CAN’T DISH OUT THE TYPE OF PUNISHMENT THAT THOR CAN, SO THERE GOES THAT THEORY……HIS REGULAT ARMOR IS MORE THAN SUFFICIENT TO KILL BAT MAN ON HIS WORST DAY….)*

Hulk Buster: A special armor able to enhance strength to 175 tons, greatly resistances to impact, etc…. . It was destroyed by Hulk right away and was rebuilt then destroyed again by Hulk.

*(WRONG!!! TONY STARK HAS DEFEATED THE HULK AT LEAST 4 TIMES BEFORE HE EVER HAD HIS EXTREMIS ARMOR AND NOW THAT HE HAS “BLEEDING EDGE ARMOR”, THE HULK ISN’T EVEN AN AFTERTHOUGHT NOW, SO TRY AGAIN…..)*

Batman’s plans would never able to measure up to this failure.

*(BATMAN ISN’T EVEN IN THE SAME CATEGORY AS TONY STARK, BECAUSE DESIGNING AND MAKING A DAMN BAT-A-RANG IS NOTHING COMPARED TO DESIGNING AND BUILDING A FLYING, ARC REACTOR POWERED TANK……IT IS WHAT IT IS….)*

p/s: I’m a class A Winchester marksman at NRA, tell me what class are you Day ?

*(WELL, SINCE YOU ASKED, I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE AN “EXPERT” RIBBON WITH A .45 CALIBER PISTOL THAT I SHOT FOR WHILE ON ACTIVE DUTY, AND I ALSO EARNED A “SHARPSHOOTER” RIBBON WITH AN M-16…NOW I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE A MEMBER OF THE NRA AS WELL, AND I CURRENTLY HAVE THE SAME QUALIFICATIONS, SCORING A 150@ 50 yds. AND ALSO DEFENSIVE PISTOL 2 ROCKER TOO…. THANKS FOR ASKING….)*

You seem to be a MoFK here, i would love to see your parents face cause only jack ass parents would taught their kids how to use gun at 5.

*(REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU MAY “THINK”, MY FATHER WAS BEEN TEACHING US BOYS TO PROTECT OURSELVES AS BOYS, AND HOW TO PROTECT OUR FAMILIES IF NEED BE AT AN EARLY AGE, SO TO COIN A QUOTE,

“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.” – Friedrich Nietzsche”

Savate, Boxing, …. none of those classes teach any thing for children except exercises.

*(ONCE AGAIN, SEE MY ABOVE RESPONSE, EH??)*

I would bet that you pulled those out the course in your school. Answer me: what is Serpent Stance ? Only Martial art student would know about this.

*(I DON’T REALLY CARE EITHER WAY, BECAUSE YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF WINNING THIS ARGUMENT OR EVER PUTTING YOUR FILTHY HANDS ON ME BEFORE I’D IMMEDIATELY BREAK THEM, SO THIS COURSE OF DISCUSSION IS IRRELEVANT AND A WASTE OF MY TIME, YOU OAFISH BORE…BEGONE…..)

Posted by IwishI'veaheart on June 7th, 2013 at 4:21 pm

“ALLOW ME TO – IT IS WHAT IT IS….”

IRON You are a Fk morron the 2 examples showed that Tony is a morron. None of his special made suits had ever worked. Defeat hulk ? you call that defeated ? i call it barely run away. Hulk wont be a problem ? Shall i list 3 times Hulk had destroyed the special made Hulk Buster ? How morron can Tony be ? The weaker suits were able to defeat the Hulk, but the special made suit could not ? I do not see that problem in Batman’s plans. You mfk can complain about PIS all you want but FACT is : NONE of his plans fail. I guess we do agree at the same point Batman is not the same as Ironman. He isn’t a morron like Ironman, He did not make stupid mistakes. His plans work.

“REGARDLESS – Nietzsche”

Whatever you thought you father purpose is; he were a jack ass to teach a 5 years old kid how to use gun. Cause every 5 years old kids listen to their parents completely and understand how dangerous gun is. And how did he trained you to shoot anyway ? Did he hand you a real gun ? or a BB gun ? So he were a jack ass with no regard for the law, in other word a criminal. I guess i understand how you ended up a MFK. and had to join the army. With that brain at best you can only be a Coast Guard. Have fun with that charity Degree that they handed to you. Btw care to tell me how did you get 5 degrees with 4 years of service ? or was it just some charity certificates – diplomas they threw in your face ? “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.” ? There is only 1 way, the correct way, that is following the laws. Well may be criminals, murderers think that in the right situation they are allowed to break the law like your father did ?

*ONCE AGAIN, SEE MY ABOVE RESPONSE, EH??*

Ofc, I’m not a morron. I had to read all to see what a MFK you are.

*I DON’T REALLY CARE – BEGONE…..”

Hands ? FK Morron. I’m not going to dirty my hands with a blood of a criminal’s son, not to mention a MFk. Don’t even know what a Serpent Stance is. And you said you were trained since 5 ?

Posted by Kevin G on June 29th, 2013 at 2:34 am

Lets remember Iron Mans suit runs out of battery like a fuckin toy. now i know batman will put up a fight long enough for iron mans suit to die. And also in the avengers agent phil coulson hacked jarvis and entered his house with no problem…Batman will win

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