ESBU lists the various types of Facebook users – which one are you?
Let’s face it. Facebook sucks. It’s just a meaningless website that gives losers a feeling of importance because they have all these ?virtual friends”. Although big D and I are not on Facebook, we have analyzed the various types of Facebook users and have come up with a list. So, here is our list [...]
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Can I see T.O. cry one last time?
Seriously, I had promised to not talk about football again after my Philadelphia Eagles got eliminated from the playoff picture. But this is just too good too pass up. First the Dallas Cowboys lose, then I get to see T.O. cry like a little girl. It’s just priceless. So for all you people out there [...]
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Code Monkeys Rule
This is a video I found a little while ago, and I thought was brilliant. Catchy song, nice use of WOW, and remarkably relevant in today’s world. Just remember, they don’t actually like being referred to as “code monkeys”… Then there’s times when you’re surfing without restraint (beer helps here) and you find something so [...]
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Saltwater Burns
So, Big M and I were discussing the article describing a car that sells for $2500. While it’s a financially-appealing idea, it is remarkably short-sighted in terms of the environment. If we make billions more dirty little cars so that everybody and their grandmother can afford them, then we’ll escalate the (already massive) planetary damage. [...]
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Woud you feel safe in a new car that sells for $2,500?
A car company in India has recently unveiled the world’s cheapest car. Tata Motors showed off a compact four-door car, called the Tata Nano. They are selling the car for $2,500 and it is the cheapest car in the world The car can squeeze in five people and the standard model comes without a radio, [...]
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Aliens vs Predator: A detailed analysis of who would win
After Big D’s review of AVPR, we had a long talk about Aliens vs Predator. This lead to a huge disagreement on the most important topic: Who would win? Big D thinks that the Aliens win, I think that the Predator wins. Therefore, I decided to look into this scientifically: by searching the Internet and collecting data!
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AVP2:Suckiness
AVP:Requiem sucks so bad, it’s impossible to find words in the english language that convey the sheer suckiness of this movie. If, for some insane reason, you intend to watch this travesty of a movie, be warned that this article contains spoilers. But there’s no way this movie could be spoiled any worse than it [...]
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Toronto’s Smallest House is Up for Sale
Honestly, you’d have to be pretty stupid to buy this house. This house might be of interest to you if…. a.. You are an extremely small person, or own an extremely small dog!!! b.. You don’t have much stuff (barely more than a homeless person!!) c.. You miss that cute little apartment you lived in [...]
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Day 1 of UFC training
After making my new years resolution to become a UFC Ultimate fighter, I was really pumped to start my training. My training for day one was supposed to be really simple: Find Chuck Norris movies and watch them! I was supposed to start training my mind and my body to become an ultimate killing machine [...]
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After watching UFC 79: Nemesis a couple of weeks ago, I challenged big D to train to become a UFC fighter. Being the big whimp that he is, big D chickened out. But, then I realized that I did not have a new year’s resolution. So, I have decided to train myself to become a [...]







