AVP2:Suckiness
Posted on Tuesday, January 8th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
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AVP:Requiem sucks so bad, it’s impossible to find words in the english language that convey the sheer suckiness of this movie. If, for some insane reason, you intend to watch this travesty of a movie, be warned that this article contains spoilers. But there’s no way this movie could be spoiled any worse than it is.
I’m actually a big fan of the 4 Aliens and 2 Predator films. Great violence. Minimal story line. Great stuff. And the first AVP delivered enough to satisfy me. For some reason the creators censored the violence, but it was still pretty good (assuming you really like Aliens and Predators). Of course, the critics emphasized the wimpiness of the violence in AVP, and this may have directed the approach used in AVP2. Not wanting to hold anything back this time, the writers repeatedly attack children and pregnant women. Stupid. I haven’t been so insulted and disgusted with a movie since the recent adaptation of Stephen King’s the Mist.
The only thing dumber, is the moronic Predator who arrives on earth and seems intent on hiding/cleaning the evidence of aliens in the town. THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF ALIENS JUMPING AROUND THE ROOFTOPS DUMB-*SS! ERASING THE HUMAN HOSTS WITH YOUR F*CKING BLUE ACID ISN”T GOING TO FOOL ANYONE! There might have been some cool shots of the predator fighting aliens in the sewer, BUT IT WAS TOO DARK TO SEE ANYTHING. This movie sucked. Bad.
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OK, so the movie sucked. But Aliens vs Predator is still an important topic. Let’s just say that an Alien and a Predator land in front of your front lawn today and they are about to fight. Who would you pick? The alien is fast and creepy. But the predator has a spear and a laser weapon. I’d have to go with the predator.
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