New Years Resolution: Train to be a UFC fighter

Posted on Sunday, January 6th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Filed under: General Talk, The Sports Rant
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After watching UFC 79: Nemesis a couple of weeks ago, I challenged big D to train to become a UFC fighter. Being the big whimp that he is, big D chickened out. But, then I realized that I did not have a new year’s resolution. So, I have decided to train myself to become a UFC fighter. Now this might sound crazy, but I have a secret weapon: Chuck Norris!

I will begin my training by watching a lot of Chuck Norris movies. EVERYBODY knows that CHUCK NORRIS KICKS ASS! In the world of awesome, none are more awesomer than Chuck Norris. Everything that I need to know about fighting, Chuck Norris can teach me. Even better, he can show me through his movies!

My rigorous training will involve watching as many Chuck Norris movies as possible and then watching Walker: texas Ranger as he kicks more ass. After this, I should be a kickass machine ready to take on The Iceman, Chuck Liddell. But in order to really become a UFX kickass machine, I will need personal training from the Great Chuck. Once I have completed my initial training, I will try to contact the great Chuck Norris himself so that he can train me on all things kick-ass!

I’m so motivated that I will rent Delta Force tonight. I will keep you posted on how the training goes.

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Posted by Big D on January 7th, 2008 at 1:18 pm

For the record, loser-boy never challenged me to anything resembling his doofus plan. If he actually wants to train to get his *ss kicked on national television, I suggest he work his wrist muscles and draw some SWX!